Shore Fire Flirting

Maybe if Cronus had paid more attention to the Zahhak of his session, maybe he would know that Nepeta is not without her ways of causing more pain than usual.
Cronus and Dave: Myself
Nepeta: / kikeisan
Source comic: shubbabang.tumb...
Music: Olive Rogue - coloUrs and mayhem- Universe A

[@haloythere2833]

Equius probably use those floaties to just float still in the water. If he swam he would probably make a tsunami from his utter STRENGTH.

[@thepolicedepartmentunited1543]

And or mighty sweating

[@emmatorres2391]

You said utter which sounds like udder

[@beehivemind9343]

he’s holding back his true power

[@cryosblaze5867]

STRONG STROKE

[@Mae_Dastardly]

The ocean is his sweat. Thats why its salty

[@sophiat3366]

Equius wears floaties.
case closed

[@anyag.8573]

😂😂

[@gnomeykim]

👏

[@homestuckshenanigans329]

Sophia T because he can sink like a rock because of his muscle

[@sophiat3366]

😂😂😂😂

[@moirapalace3946]

Because muscle mass is denser than fat. Thus, the need for floaties.

[@christina-kl3es]

_"Shoo"_ - Dave Strider 2015

[@FletcherWolfe]

i just realized you can hear Equius walking up while cronus is talking

[@psych0mantik]

Mary Ann Thornton that was Eridan, not Cronus

[@derpassasian]

Wolfie Poppet No that was Cronus you could definitely tell by the quirk and the hair

[@Capt.Gingivits]

@@psych0mantik you can see the mark on his eye...

[@alt6176]

Today the sea was dyed purple with the blood of the queen"s enemy

[@plasma9706]

anna troxell
You don't fuck with Queen Leijon.

[@theamazingsnake5386]

:33> No one messes with queen nepurrta lejion! >:3

[@bidanemartinez-huerta9472]

Equius wears floaties...

[@pastelspark1093]

Bidane Martinez-Huerta Yes, because he is too STRONG for the waves, so he STRONGLY floats... yeah no I have no idea why he does but it's freaking adorable.

[@kbboltz]

Bidane Martinez-Huerta He is like a rock....he sinks...hehehehehe

[@Sea.Cucumber]

//intenSE BREATHING

[@louff4tw746]

+Bidane Martinez-Huerta :33 < Its beclaws is muscles weigh him down to much to pawperly swim.

[@ghoulishjester9377]

cause they are badasses

[@200percentmicky]

i fucking love how dave is all high and mighty, and hes just like "shoo"! :D

[@heather8377]

I love t)(e way Dave says " did )(e just say toots?"
so funny 3XD

[@I_am_always_correct]

And we're not going to talk about the fact that Equius is wearing float wings?

[@leeshajoi]

His freakishly high muscle density means he would sink like a rock otherwise.

[@solar-e-clips9989]

+Alycia Shedd lol exactly

[@missedits6403]

He's not a strong swimmer X3

[@Dubleduke]

you mean he is not a STRONG swimmer

[@elmadragon7364]

THE END xD

[@maxx-qy1pv]

i was actually hoping karkat would show up after she said knight, it still fits with basically the whole script, just make him yell

[@lauraescobedo3889]

maxx yeah me too :(

[@bean1395]

Cool Cat?
COOL
CAT?
* flips the nearest table *

[@therudestofclouds2007]

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[@zipperooni]

+Wyatt Williams Omfg

[@voidsoda]

+Wyatt Williams oh my gog

[@therudestofclouds2007]

its real

[@oblongbirb]

SWEET JEGUS TEREZI.

[@GoblinMask]

...dosent he mean a STRONGly written letter?

[@oreganhoe7229]

Dominick Pompell e%ceptionally strong

[@astrophel5846]

Is she humming karkats theme ?

[@snowplexus]

Yes, yes she is...

[@wibbywoo6176]

you mean crustacean

[@buntyhunter4142]

+wibby Woo S4m3

[@wibbywoo6176]

Terezie Pyrope Terezi is it weird to ship you with Gamzee? I don't ship you black though I ship you red, is that weird?

[@wibbywoo6176]

Terezi Pyrope I don't even know why, I just do

[@beetleguts4978]

Was nepeta humming Karkats theme?

[@movedaccounts5764]

Yes, yes she was

[@hamjuice345]

You've got good ears

[@creepycakezz]

Yep

[@gabrielle5089]

Holy crap
I just realized
I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm loosing all control
Cause this power
You're supplying
iTS ELECTRIFYING

[@belinalps]

(continuing...)
:33 < You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on mew
:33 < You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
:33 < i have no clue what im doing! X33

[@therealkikiandlala4184]

I GOT CHILLSSSSS THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN AND I'M LOSSSIINNNGGG COOONNTRRROOL AND THE POWER YOU'RE SUPPLYIN IT'S ELECTRIFYIN

[@belinalps]

7his commen7 deserves more apprecia7ion.

[@Ninjaslikelamas]

The letter has more STRENGTH than you can imagine Ampora. Though a surprisingly small amount of letter.

[@dharkknightshade898]

You get blunt force trauma just trying to read it.

[@rep1600]

Nepeta humming karkats theme.
Cute.

[@facemelter8610]

"I got chills for you, and they're multiplying"
*AT AN ALARMING RATE*

[@isabellerose6760]

Oh god I'm dying XD
Whelp, that's one less seadweller. He won't be missed.
Also, why are all Ampora's terrible with relationships and flirting? XD

[@birbmeme3795]

+Isabella Castro

[@isabellerose6760]

TheDigitalDragon ツ what?

[@francisharkins]

Isabelle Rose Old comment I know, but I would take Eridan over Cronus any day. Eridan is just over emotional and arrogant for quadrants , but Cronus is just an assholish creep. lol. I know 2 year old comment, but its still nice to chit chat lol.

[@thelunarwarrior2477]

that seadweller is an embarrassment to the Aquarius sign

[@2wuv]

Shush, I love Cro.

[@siennaluisesalazar8137]

I love how Dave just says shoo

[@MY0S0TIS]

I just love how Dave and Equius play along with Nepeta

[@sebastia1703]

:33 < the qu33n expurrains that it is the only sake of roleplay.

[@ixxEnchantedLuvxx]

GG: hey nepeta! how are you doing? :)

[@sebastia1703]

:33 < good! :3

[@ixxEnchantedLuvxx]

GG: thats great nepeta! glad to hear that. karkat wont stop being a fuckass and its soooo annoying!!! D:>

[@sebastia1703]

:33 < h33h33,i guess.

[@thelunarwarrior2477]

I'm Aquarius
So I'm sorry for what those two are making you go through
Don't worry
Not all Aquarius signs are like that

[@eunjee5150]

more like a STRONGLY worded letter.

[@jenniferduse9815]

*what's he gonna do? Write me a strongly worded letter?*
Well no, but if he did, rest assured it would indeed be *STRONG*

[@kankrivantas454]

Cr9nus........g9g dammit.....pard9n my language.....6ut......really Cr9nus......

[@starsorbit3817]

Kankri Vantas I'm with you kankri Cronus needs to calm his hormones XD

[@theamazingsnake5386]

I hate cronus just as much I hate eridan. SO A LOT.

[@theamazingsnake5386]

Okay nevermind i prefer eridan over cronus now.

[@semantickicks]

You gotta be KITTEN me right now. SHOREly there should be puns in the comment section.
PURRhaps I can change that.

[@gunk7014]

pls no

[@PurpleAzalea861]

This is PAWSitivly hilarious. I would PURRposly allow more but it would seem be are a bit SHOREt on the pun isle.

[@koleyoung4447]

"Did he just say toots?" I think Dave's face right there was priceless. A mix of horror, disgust and freaking-the-fuck-out.

[@youmebothorneither]

Oh my god yes. Banish Cronus with the power of large rocks and roleplaying.

[@cloudkitten8352]

XD just yes dave summons equius with a rock Silverwolf 7456

[@cloudkitten8352]

control your brother XD

[@minx4617]

wweh nyeh hes practicing his movves

[@cloudkitten8352]

XDD

[@littlegreenbowtie]

I GOT CHILLS, THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN'

[@jadesoda5135]

EQUIUS WEARING FLOATIES IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[@kingvio6216]

Just the fact that Equius is wearing floaties makes this so much better

[@christinawhite4410]

Equius had floating rings. Nepeta was smiling at Equius about to drop a rock on someone's head. Dave thought that was interesting. And... Oh my Gog. I love you.
Bert video ever.

[@masonyork6543]

im equius and dave in this sort of situation XD

[@Dubleduke]

I'm just dave

[@therudestofclouds2007]

I'm a bus

[@oblongbirb]

I'd probably be both as well if someone talks like that to any of my friends or relatives XD

[@erenisangry4315]

kankri vantas I'm Equius XD

[@oblongbirb]

XD

[@hahacool7777]

I GOT CHILLS THERE MULTIPLYING

[@heyfreakazoid8175]

When Dave came in an proclaimed his knightship and just told him,"Shoo" I died. Also when Nepeta just scream/laughs and Equius himself

[@EgoJordy]

After he asked about the "strongly worded letter" my brain went to Kankri XD

[@gremlinswrath2822]

Equius wearing float things truly made my day.

[@laurenchamberlain4792]

I am literally laughing so hard that I'm crying
Thank you for this.

[@nerdimusprime7760]

I'm dying from laughing. Lol I totally headcanon that Cronus says toots. The voices were purrfect.

[@Phoenix-nk8tg]

i think it would have been even funnier if nepeta yelled for kanaya and cronus was like "oh shit!"

[@sirbeefus4104]

A *STRONG* ly worded letter

[@SweetPoorFefetasplode]

omg did anyone notice that in the beginning, Nepeta was humming Karkat's theme?

[@KJ-ud9uf]

Maize Hagerman i do now

[@jadaking5457]

Nepeta just looks so satisfied throughout the whole thing xD

[@carloschartrand.6341]

Dave is so simple
"NOBODY MOVE THE KNIGHT IS HERE TO LAY DOWN THE LAW!"
"shoo"

[@squickerscat5377]

1:07 I JUST REALISED. THAT'S A QUOTE FROM GREASE AFTER THESE YEARS.

[@kiwikey1840]

indeed very STRONG

[@scarletthornrose6385]

Rip Cronus

[@nepetaleijon950]

:33< this is so great I can't

[@sakura368]

when life gives nepeta a bodygard

[@spence2977]

"Vwhat are they gonna do? Vwrite me a strongly Vworded letter?" I laughed so hard at this

[@gummishiki]

This is amazing, I also love the ending part with Dave XD

[@funnylittlephoneman5886]

Equius has floaties on

[@starlight6553]

Dave: Did he say toots
Nepeta: (quietly) disgusting.

[@shii9675]

Nepeta’s “H A” gets me everytime

[@chonpychonp]

dont you mean john Trollvolta

[@uilsoum875]

"cool cat"
COOL CAT

[@marimar9360]

That grease reference though

[@dannykkun]

"shoo" THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I EVER HEAR
AAAAAAAAAA WHY DAVE IS SO ADORABLE???????

[@honeyandcheesecake3221]

Awwwww equius is wearing floatiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!!

[@localoccultist1007]

NEPETA WAS HUMMING KARKRAB'S THEME IN THE BEGINNING, HOLY- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@erikac.3121]

cronuS RUN

[@mikanage]

Get it cuz hes,Knight of Time

[@jmtaylor0811]

Equius: if you value your life, you shall leave her majesty alone

[@MelodyAndersoneja22]

I love these voices man

[@ninafioravanti7181]

BEAUTIFUL

[@eridanampora9426]

A GREASE PICK UP LINE

[@mrmashman8338]

I bet equius would probably refrain because of his blood

[@redacted_problems7089]

This was commented one year ago but. No it's actually canon that Equius, or all the Zahhaks for that matter, dislike the Amporas. He would not hesitate

[@kinghermit6392]

get him, equius

[@katcod2437]

I thought she was humming dark woods circus

[@thecov3n]

lol was I the only one who noticed that grease reference

[@aaaaa-jj7tl]

I'm surprised that the night isn't Karkat.

[@Bell.luvsuu]

I have recently found out that Cronus grooms Mituna. Never in my life have I wanted to go into a fake universe and hold a character at gunpoint, make them think I’m letting them go, and then murdering them on the spot.

[@MilkywayHorizon]

No he didn’t.

[@ms.slhsanddrtrash6517]

I am now proud to have the same zodiac as Equis.

[@TheDivineMagnet]

did he say toots? *disgusting*

[@TabbyCatMeowMeow]

*stares at screen when Equius walks up*
...
.....
.......
EQUIUS THAT IS A ROCK

[@themaddestlad2553]

Yes, he will write you a *STRONG* worded letter

[@Emily-vz6tb]

YOU DON'T FLIRT WITH NEPETA. THE ONLY RULE IN LIFE.

[@neptunegoddess3048]

"nobody move, the knight is here to lay down the law"
"shoo"

[@nepetaleijon3099]

:33 < Disqusting missed my ":33

[@richardskinner6429]

1:07 That Grease joke !!!!!

[@princeteddi3473]

I GOT CHIIILLS!!!!

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

prince teddi they’re multiplying!

[@TorrenOglethorpe]

sometimes i still think its funny cronus asked eridan out and he accepted

[@VILVERMIN_SQWIRL]

I thought nepeta was gonna beat the shit outta him.

[@calicoreal]

Equius, Nepeta, and Dave make a good team.

[@jdb_7690]

God Damniit Cronus!😝

[@anonymous_m434]

:33

[@wormsareeatingmyass7065]

ah grease references

[@austinramey4137]

I'm surprised the rock didn't crumble in his hands.

[@kiitzuna]

Can we appreciate the fact equius wears floaties

[@sarahwright1395]

"Nobody move the knight is here to lay down the law
Shoo"

[@derailhatake5918]

That's one heck of a letter

[@dizzydozed]

That music tho

[@ethanfive9789]

a *strong* ly worded letter

[@james-cy1qe]

Is Equius wearing arm floaties.

[@lordastro5423]

10/10 watched again and again like and exaggerated amount of 20 times

[@fruityeel]

(pops out of water) bITCHHH

[@jesse.m.m.6433]

Dave:shoo -waves hand-

[@ryanweihofen4805]

I'm Cosplaying Cronus xD