you forgot people who comment genuinely funny stuff that relates to a video, and once it hits like 200 likes they fuckin delete the whole thing and replace it with “heh you’ll never know how i got this many likes” but on a real note tho your content is fire bro, you just got a new sub
You forgot about the "Don't read my username" comments from the users who have the same "Don't read my profile picture" username etc. thinking that they are the next Scott Cawthon, creating a "rabbit hole" that's "deeper" than the FNAF lore. Admittedly when these comment first started popping up, it was sort of cool but now it's just become super dry and overused. I'm glad you made this video lmao, it was about time someone talked about the catastrophic state of youtube comments. Surprised that this is the first video I've seen by you, take my sub you earned it. Congrats on 500k too!
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers or bots who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
the comments I hate the most are the people who edit there comment after it gets popular with something like "you won't know why this comment is so popular"
@@who_is_sora1 because if you made the comment, then it would most likely have the purpose of gaining the attention of other people. In other words, what was the point of making the comment anyway if you didn’t care if people liked it in the first place?
Finally someone who talked about this problem I recently started noticing that the comment section NOT ONLY IN UA-cam but in other social media comment section I also hate the “bro fell off” comment so much bro
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭 - Average tiktok comment section
Don’t forget how people have started saying “did you know that if you double tap the comment you like and if you triple the comment you go to replies” Don’t forget the person who edits their comment like nine times over 150 likes Also i see I new trend of just leaving a timestamp at 0:01
Theres also the comments where they edit it when it gets popular and either say something weird or edgy like "now you wont know how i got so popular" Like dang just post it and forget about it.
I found a vent post in community posts of a girl talking about how abusive her father is and how she wanted to die. And I found a comment saying a brownie recipe
Nah bro one time I saw someone wanting to get pinned in a *REPLY* section. Not in the comment section, but in a reply section If you dont know you cant pin replies because theyre sorted by date created
I actually really appreciate how you addressed the “Religious Comment Bots” without any disrespect towards religious people in general. Those comments drive me nuts, because they’re also gonna make the rest of us look dumb.
@@naszrpthey will be like "HERO'S (aka people who liked) UNITE! WE SHALL KILL THIS VILLAIN WHO DARES TO STAND AGAINST JESUS AND LIKE BEGGING!" That just looks fucking stupid
You can turn it off for specific comments by going into your notification box, pressing the 3 dots on the right side of the notification and pressing "turn off comment activity". Though granted your entire notification box could be flooded with those notifications by the time you get around to it, idk why there isn't an option to disable automatically for all comments.
The spamming bots saying “I’m way better than (UA-camr)”, the ones who leave comments and edit it to “you don’t know what the original comment said” and the inappropriate bots are so annoying 💀
This is the reason why I so desperately want the internet to stop being over run with kids... I'd rather have an entire comment section of bots than annoying unfunny 12 year olds that should be outside anyway
Respectfully, I disagree. It’s wonderful to revisit an ancient video and see that the community is still thriving, it make my heart at ease to know that it is not yet forgotten.
This is the first video i came across from your channel, and i love the animation it is pretty cool, the video was really funny too! Keep up the good work man.
“1st” and “stopping kids from saying 1st” has got to be the most annoying shit I see on this platform. Kids really acting like they stopping others from saying “1st” when they’re doin the exact same fuckin thing.
Bro you don't know how long I've been looking for some youtuber to call out bullshit like this 💀💀💀 every once in a while i consider just begging for likes and pins and shit, since that works so well compared to actually original comments. I needed a video like this bruh
I ALSO HATE THOSE “MOM IM FAMOUS” LIKE BRO ITS NOT THAT DEEP😭 Edit: y’all im a girl💀 Yall saying that I can’t use edits.When that has nothing to do with what I commented.
I get why u say that, but they are kinda relevant tho. Saying "this part made me laugh" is a type of feedback and that lets the channel know what ppl liked from their vid
@@durpydoo2555that’s almost every comment, I get your point on how low effort it is but at the end of the day it’s just typing words on a screen (unless it’s an essay or paragraph abt something important)
At an unknown point in the past (implied to be World War 1), the countries of the world became locked into a war of massive proportions, beginning with an era of trench warfare. The War soon resulted in the creation of the Gutterman, one of the first successful experiments in using blood as a fuel source as well as the first automaton to be deployed in wide-scale conflict. Guttermen were capable of very efficiently clearing out trenches, and their creation single-handedly ended the trench warfare phase of the Final War. This resulted in retaliation from opposing forces in the form of the Guttertank, spiraling the conflict into a global arms race between the world's industrial powers. Every machine created for use in the Final War was designed specifically to counter the last. As machines began to quickly dominate the battlefield, human soldiers became obsolete, though they were frequently wrought with shortages as most resources were poured into further war machine development. The destruction they caused also meant nowhere was safe, with home being just another fight. Nearly two centuries after the start of the war, as more and more of Earth had become inhospitable to all life, the Earthmovers were created to be the last bastions of humanity. The pinnacle of the arms race, they were so massive that they required not only blood but also solar power. The Final War continued, and it is implied that V1 began development as a machine designed specifically to counter the Earthmovers. As a result of the Final War, soot, ash, and debris clouded the skies, blanketing the Earth in a permanent darkness that was dubbed the "Long Night." Without solar power, the Earthmovers could not sustain themselves and began to shut down, one by one. Streetcleaners were developed to assist in cleaning the air, but they were made obsolete during the New Peace.
Ig it makes some sense if you see it on a obscure video from over 10 years ago. I'd too wonder who the hell is searching McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure OST on 2024
@@pbh7905 ik but the worst is music, they update and make new comments every month and instead of seeing a positive comment about how nice the music is, all I see it “who’s watching” Like kid, people still watch and listen to songs, they aren’t some ancient device.
I hate the NPCs in the comments that reply to someone's comment saying, "70 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!" There are so many of those people and its so damn annoying.
"I POST NAKED MEN FIGHTING 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥" "it was funny until chickenbooty528 commented" "chickenbooty528 touched my lil cousin" and overall, just people finding ANY reason to drop the N word
IG comments are brutal and always come from the stinkiest of Instagram users. You can smell the stench of them through their comments. Also, too many people use the n word there as if using it makes them funny or cool...
I just hate how these kids will try to defend their "joke" by saying that we quote "just cant take a joke". Oh, Im sorry that this video didn't get over 1k views the very 𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 the video was uploaded. Im glad that there is someone who finally noticed this problem. You earned yourself a new sub!
Thanks for pointing this things out Jaw I’ve been getting so annoyed about these “1 like in 1 second bro fell off” comments and congratulations on 500k
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
oh yeah UTTP's would go all the time TECHNOBLADE IS IN HELL + RATIO + IM HAPPY MATPAT LEFT + L + MY CONTENT IS BETTER and spam them everywhere. i devoted over 2 hours of my life to reporting them.
Brainrot or otherwise known as brainwashing is a common virus in kids that are under 14 years old,it spreads extremely fast and is hard to cure its not lethal but causes the individual to behave like a bot and spread misinformation or like begging that will spread to the other individual to prevent any contact with this virus wear your report button around your face and 👎 in your pocket to prevent further spread don’t come close to to like beggars
Idk if a captcha can stop a brainrot toddlers from posting the dumbest comment to ever exist maybe It could work if the captchas were like what is 3 times 4
Fr what do they even get out of doing that. "Ermm guys I have multiple comments with thousands of likes" like no one gives a shit it's not like your channel is popular or something like subs. Comment likes are completely useless and anyone can get them so it's not a flex. I have a comment with 122k likes but my videos have 25 likes and channel has 50 subs. Basically comment likes are useless
Even when im not looking at Touhou content, I always somehow come across it in someway, no matter how unrelated it is. And it’s always amazing when it does happen
ah honestly jaw dont worry be happy. fr tho i watched a lot of your older videos but over time my fyp changed but found you the other day and have been binge watchin you. love you dude keep it up.
Bro People who didn’t come from tik tok are allowed to like this comment 💀 first. PRAISE GOD 🙏 who is here in 3092 bro fell off Edit: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES GUYS MOM IM FAMOUS(this comment physically hurt to type out)
THANK YOUUU IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THESE LAME ASS COMMENTS! To a point I’ve accepted (hoped) they were bots bc ain’t no way real people stay commenting these. I see no one else talk about this and I feel refreshed knowing someone else shares that energy about these bland comments. Missing UA-cam’s comment section’s glory days
I’m actually happy to see a UA-camr addressing these robots we call comments. And I’m also happy to see some real comments on this video. Like what even happened to make most people turn into that?
I’m surprised you didn’t mention emoji spammers (especially the ones with that damned skull emoji) and the people who say “bro” “blud” and “mf” whenever they refer to absolutely anyone
bro i hate ppl that say "blud" like come on youre cringe 😭 but as for bro everyone uses that u cant rlly knock that. not gonna address someone by their name as if i know them
"Another useless 9 year old with 3k likes on a comment... makes me SICK!" - Winfred in the youtube comments, 2024 i think winfred was the name of one of the witches in hocus pocus
This is actually relatable because I’ve watched so many popular UA-camrs and I see a comment that says smth stupid like that it makes never wanna look at comments EVERR
@@crwth001nah, sometimes they just pull out the "womp ima touch you n word" and it's SO OVERUSED like they're milking the hell out of it. a lot of them are genuinely funny tho
"**insert something** EDIT: OMG TY FOR THE LIKESSS IM FAMOUS EDIT: GUYS CAN WE GET 500?? EDIT: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 500!! BUT EVERY LIKE THIS POTATO GROWS🥔 EDIT: WOAH THE POTATO IS AS TALL AS A BUILDING NOW!! CAN WE GET 3K?? EDIT: GUYS STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS!1!"
The four horsemen of youtube comments • "Who's here watching in year ____ • "First" • "starting with "bro" ending with "💀" • Can we appreciate how much (the youtuber)puts effort into these videos, keep up the good work!" Also,the MOM IM FAMOUS edits make my blood boil like dude you didnt find the cure to cancer RELAX.
Exactly these pieces of shit are just everywhere ruining the joy of looking at comments for fun, at least Reddit upvotes give you karma, UA-cam likes give you NOTHING.
Im so damn tired of people in coryxkenshin’s comment section saying ‘whos here in 2024?’ Or ‘anybody here because cory is still gone?’ Its so stupid and just like begging 😭🙏 (also congratulations for 500k subs man!)
I seen replies with bots saying something like “don’t read my name” I guess their trying to capitalize off of that one guy from that video where he commented don’t read my name and ending with a Rick roll like bro it’s not funny it’s annoying we know you want to be like that guy from the video
I swear, UA-cam better remove the likes on comments, like straight up remove the like button so there is more original comments and not super repetitive comments like “6 views in 1 second? Bro fell off 🤓” like they be so damn annoying fr (also CONGRATS ON 500K SUBS JAW YOU DESERVE IT)
No keep the likes but youtube takes phrases such as "first" "Stopping people from saying first" "[insert text] 👇" "WE'RE GOING TO ____ WITH THIS ONE" ""
seeing someone talk about this is something else like the way theese npcs be posting comments will have me thinking they are programed by chat gpt like theese are the type people to win a priza for being the biggest npcs in the world
Jaw u smell silly
He Smells good i think
Zip it up when ur done@@ronik7102
ballz
poo poo
He smells like the dead body’s I eat
you forgot people who comment genuinely funny stuff that relates to a video, and once it hits like 200 likes they fuckin delete the whole thing and replace it with “heh you’ll never know how i got this many likes” but on a real note tho your content is fire bro, you just got a new sub
god i yap too fuckin much
That is a whole new level of scummy, also nice pfp
@@sadfriedgamer6648I feel your pain on an astronomical level
I've never seen this, but I've heard a lot about it. sounds annoying as crap.
also Jesus loves you :D
@@disguisedcyclops4593 not the jesus loves you comment 😭 they're so annoying
You forgot about the "Don't read my username" comments from the users who have the same "Don't read my profile picture" username etc. thinking that they are the next Scott Cawthon, creating a "rabbit hole" that's "deeper" than the FNAF lore. Admittedly when these comment first started popping up, it was sort of cool but now it's just become super dry and overused.
I'm glad you made this video lmao, it was about time someone talked about the catastrophic state of youtube comments. Surprised that this is the first video I've seen by you, take my sub you earned it. Congrats on 500k too!
fr bro and those rage bait guys that always say “my content is better than _____!”
@@Aiden-wg4pu those are, and I mean this literally btw, bots saying that 99% of the time.
@@Aiden-wg4pualso “my farts are better than _ farts
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers or bots who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
@@UncoolMarshmellow If you see the fart comment and don't immediately realize that it's ragebait, idk bro you cooked
The worst part of these comments is that when you call ppl out for it, you’re seen as the bad guy
I remember when people insulted some1 for never seeing a 70 y.o man. Yt comments nowadays are bad asf
Same, I said "stfu" to someone for replying to their likes n shiz and got dog pilled on by 15 dif people as if it was that deep. 💀💀
just happened to me. i agreed to someone in the reply section and they got mad! even went after my father too :(
@@minteteramy man
if you still get insulted at someone insulting your mom or dad
this is 2024. expect that to happen dude
@@leskynt i’m not insulted. it’s just something that happened to me. 👍
I found your channel randomly about 1 month ago. You are probably in my top 10 of favorite youtubers.
Same
me to
True
the comments I hate the most are the people who edit there comment after it gets popular with something like "you won't know why this comment is so popular"
Where?
ikr
then those comments don’t even make it past 100 likes and 5 replies
BROOOO like, I don't even care about your comment, whyd i wanna know why does it have likes?
@@who_is_sora1 because if you made the comment, then it would most likely have the purpose of gaining the attention of other people. In other words, what was the point of making the comment anyway if you didn’t care if people liked it in the first place?
Finally someone who talked about this problem I recently started noticing that the comment section NOT ONLY IN UA-cam but in other social media comment section I also hate the “bro fell off” comment so much bro
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭
- Average tiktok comment section
some mfs be saying "Stopping kids from saying first" like they the savior of the comment section
Fr
Funny thing is, they still do it anyway
then it will devolve into comments like " Stopping kids from saying "Stopping kids from saying first" "
while being annoying as well
this is so real
3:47
As a Christian you got a point. I usually only explain questions and not for likes. They also might be bots sometimes.
Yeah that shit is annoying
I’m Christian too :>
Don’t forget how people have started saying “did you know that if you double tap the comment you like and if you triple the comment you go to replies”
Don’t forget the person who edits their comment like nine times over 150 likes
Also i see I new trend of just leaving a timestamp at 0:01
nah i hate those and even the youtuber THEMSELF WILL HEART THE COMMENT
@@K7_K_x6n nah fr
And it doesn’t even like it ☠️
Fr tho
I....actually didn't know about the reply one.
Theres also the comments where they edit it when it gets popular and either say something weird or edgy like "now you wont know how i got so popular" Like dang just post it and forget about it.
I report those comments for promoting terrorism
they be like
edit: thanks for 1 like
edit: rhanks for 6 likes
edit:thanks for 10 likes
edit:OMGGG I HAVE 11 LIKESDTRYRYHTHDCCHrrhRCHFRFTFFTTDRTTHRDR
Honestly those comments are pretty funny
@PauClaireIsUnderratedAFLike 99% of people just think it's annoying.
"just a waste of pixels on my screen" is my new favourite insult
same lol
misuse of photons
Your insult is mine now
Better pray for lil bro it’s my comment now as tail_exe1680 said
LLl i just got on it my interwt wwa gone for 3 mjnutes
Bro kind of forgot about the people talking about of how to make apple pies and brownie recipes in the comment section
as someone who loves dessert- APPROVED
those are actually decent. ive followed one for brownies before and they were some of the best brownies ive ever had
@@FmAlysse3 there's also I'm making/getting something, anyone want something? I don't know why but these comments are just stupid
@@omegadragons321 ask chat gpt next time
I found a vent post in community posts of a girl talking about how abusive her father is and how she wanted to die. And I found a comment saying a brownie recipe
Thanks for the pfp idea Jawbreaker juice I will print it and put it on my wall btw congrats on reaching 500k subs halfway 2 a million
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The worst comments are those that say something funny but they edit it to say "you'll never know what I said" makes me mad asf
Fuckit. You’ll never guess what I said. 😈
@@roloboog it's not
Fr bruh 💀
Or when they say something so funny then thank for the likes… then it’s not funny anymore
@@roloboog 🤓
0:13 when it said RQ i felt that
Bro is that E-200
I felt attacked when you said "You, in the black shirt, subscribe!" Like bro I already subscribed 💀
my fault gang i’ll stop stalking you now
@@JawbreakerJuice NAHHH that's crazy bro
@@JawbreakerJuice now it's my turn to stalk you rehehehehehehehe😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Right like I got scared for a second even though I’m already subscribed
@@JawbreakerJuice Nah bro you can't make excuses for saying that
i saw someone comment "you dropped this 📍can i have it?" and the creator replied saying "nah".
Creator is 🗿 ngl
W CREATOR!
W creator
Lol 😆
W CREATOR
Finally, an actual person talking about those youtube comments
theodd1sout: am i a joke to you?
92 likes with one reply, let me fix that
@@SahilK-xx3iy “how original”
@@thelegoking3981 yea, we def havet see that reply 29,152 times this year...
the two "you are NOTHING..." segments made me deadass laugh that was funny asf 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I feel so seen by this video, back in my day the only npc comment you had to worry abt was kids commenting “first” on every single video they watch
Now the kids comment "stopping kids from commenting first" wich is basically the new first nowadays
It wasn’t even that annoying cause only a couple kids were saying “first”
@@justejyraphFinally someone mentioned this, this type of comment is also common in football posts
@@justejyraphnobody comments that but ok
I can’t take you serious with that pfp 😭😭😭
I agree with you, all of those types of comments weren’t much of a problem when they started but now they’re just annoying
Nah bro one time I saw someone wanting to get pinned in a *REPLY* section. Not in the comment section, but in a reply section
If you dont know you cant pin replies because theyre sorted by date created
That one type of comments ik about that are usually in premiers, they say "dont ask why this comment is older then the video" like no one asked
I actually really appreciate how you addressed the “Religious Comment Bots” without any disrespect towards religious people in general. Those comments drive me nuts, because they’re also gonna make the rest of us look dumb.
Fr and if you try to call them out you become the bad guy
@@naszrpthey will be like "HERO'S (aka people who liked) UNITE! WE SHALL KILL THIS VILLAIN WHO DARES TO STAND AGAINST JESUS AND LIKE BEGGING!" That just looks fucking stupid
Honestly this stuff is good man keep up the content 🎉
DUDE I HATE THOSE DAMN EDITED "OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!" COMMENTS TOO LMAO YOU COOKED‼️
mfs take likes so serious i be wanting to throw up seein that
@@JawbreakerJuice ONG like brotha I don't wanna hear about you thanking everyone 😭🙏
And they have like 8 edit every 3 hours thanking everyone for likes
@@JawbreakerJuice WAITER! WAITER! MORE INTERNET POINTS PLEASE!
they gonna br jumping UP AND FUCKING DOWN for getting one like💀
The worst thing about UA-cam is when you reply to a comment and suddenly you get notifications for every person that reply’s to that comment
FR ITS SO ANNOYING!!!
YEAH IDK WHY UA-cam EVEN MADE IT LIKE THAT IT'D BE BETTER IF SOMEONE REPLIES TO OUR COMMENTS
haha you 2 people get notifications now
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You can turn it off for specific comments by going into your notification box, pressing the 3 dots on the right side of the notification and pressing "turn off comment activity". Though granted your entire notification box could be flooded with those notifications by the time you get around to it, idk why there isn't an option to disable automatically for all comments.
I hate the kids that say "first," like, weren't you the "first" child to get neglected by your parents?
And the people who go “ stopping kids from saying” blah blah blah
DAYUM 💀💀
“@
You cooked.
Agreed
Congrats on 500k 🎉
The spamming bots saying “I’m way better than (UA-camr)”, the ones who leave comments and edit it to “you don’t know what the original comment said” and the inappropriate bots are so annoying 💀
I agree 💀I also only agree with uttp with 1 thing murder drones sucks but hey it’s just my opinion I don’t want to start a war
One of those bots praises bad german guy from World War 2
They also say the n-word frequently
Not to mention the newer-ish bots going around saying "Support Pedophilia and R**e" like what type of shit 💀
@@Whatthe20Who tf is watching murder drones at 7☠ Also yes i agree murder drones sucks
Those mfers so annoying and they always say “it’s a joke!” When someone says it’s not funny 😭🙏
FR LIKE THAT JOKE WAS NOT FUNNY
This is the reason why I so desperately want the internet to stop being over run with kids...
I'd rather have an entire comment section of bots than annoying unfunny 12 year olds that should be outside anyway
1433 views in 7 minutes bro's cooked
That “it’s just a joke” always annoys me like yeah I know thanks for stating the obvious but it was a shit and unoriginal joke
@@packlearner6818 🙁
You are so right about the Christian comments. Even as a Christian, these always annoyed me, but I didn't understand why for the longest time...
As an ex-Christian, I apologize on the behalf of the community.
Fr man as a Christian it's mad annoying to see these random use religion for likes
@@CT-Irodion bro thinks hes a part of the team
@@Axo1016 fr
@@colexyt8500fr like where in the bible does it say u will get reward for getting the most likes😭
Congrats on 500k🎉🎉
FINALLY someone says something about those damn “who’s here in 2024” like SHUT UP
It’s always on the good music videos too. I saw it on multiple linkin park vids
Frrr
people have been complaining about it since the dawn of youtube
They’ll say like “who’s here in September 2024?” When the song was made in August 💀
people fr be going on old videos and ask that
I actually hate the “who’s here in ___” It’s so useless.
Exactly!!!! There’s no point in asking that, like wtf
And theres those comments that are like
pEoPlE iN 2078
👇👇👇
Gentlemen and women, whom here is in thy year of our lord, 1788?
🧐👇
Respectfully, I disagree. It’s wonderful to revisit an ancient video and see that the community is still thriving, it make my heart at ease to know that it is not yet forgotten.
I disagree with this one, this type of comment is actually pretty wholesome for those who are rewatching old vids in youtube
This is the first video i came across from your channel, and i love the animation it is pretty cool, the video was really funny too! Keep up the good work man.
“1st” and “stopping kids from saying 1st” has got to be the most annoying shit I see on this platform. Kids really acting like they stopping others from saying “1st” when they’re doin the exact same fuckin thing.
Honestly though 😭
Ikr
Stopping kids from saying 3rd
Ohhh woooow, glaze me harder daddy...🙄
Can i just stick it in now?
Bro just indirectly called me out
Someone needed to say it. Thanks for saying what we all feel. Awesome video!! Congrats on the 500k!!
Bro you don't know how long I've been looking for some youtuber to call out bullshit like this 💀💀💀 every once in a while i consider just begging for likes and pins and shit, since that works so well compared to actually original comments. I needed a video like this bruh
I remember like 2 or 3 years ago people would say something (I forgot what they said) and then add "
I ALSO HATE THOSE “MOM IM FAMOUS” LIKE BRO ITS NOT THAT DEEP😭
Edit: y’all im a girl💀
Yall saying that I can’t use edits.When that has nothing to do with what I commented.
Nice pfp
Exactly
@soramimicakusnails are cool
Nice pfp
fr like you have 100 likes but 3 subscribers you arent famous-
can't forget the comments that basically are just like "'[verbatim quote from the video]' is crazy"
Ok those are actually kinda good because at least it has to do with the video
I get why u say that, but they are kinda relevant tho. Saying "this part made me laugh" is a type of feedback and that lets the channel know what ppl liked from their vid
@@Bradyglinsek my main problem with them is they get so many likes but they're the most zero effort boring comment ever
@@sokokokoko yes, but they get so many likes for comments without any effort put into them
@@durpydoo2555that’s almost every comment, I get your point on how low effort it is but at the end of the day it’s just typing words on a screen (unless it’s an essay or paragraph abt something important)
Dude i hate when people randomly preach in unrelated yt videos then get mad when people say its not related to the video
bro got that gay flag on his pfp
Or getting threatened with religion
@@firepalmmy5933thats not related to the video
@@firepalmmy5933that's not related to the video
@@firepalmmy5933 fr
“You are nothing!” That part was so funny that got me cracking up like fr😂😂
True so ture
You are nothing, nothing
you serve ZERO purpose!
you should
reset character
At an unknown point in the past (implied to be World War 1), the countries of the world became locked into a war of massive proportions, beginning with an era of trench warfare. The War soon resulted in the creation of the Gutterman, one of the first successful experiments in using blood as a fuel source as well as the first automaton to be deployed in wide-scale conflict. Guttermen were capable of very efficiently clearing out trenches, and their creation single-handedly ended the trench warfare phase of the Final War. This resulted in retaliation from opposing forces in the form of the Guttertank, spiraling the conflict into a global arms race between the world's industrial powers. Every machine created for use in the Final War was designed specifically to counter the last.
As machines began to quickly dominate the battlefield, human soldiers became obsolete, though they were frequently wrought with shortages as most resources were poured into further war machine development. The destruction they caused also meant nowhere was safe, with home being just another fight.
Nearly two centuries after the start of the war, as more and more of Earth had become inhospitable to all life, the Earthmovers were created to be the last bastions of humanity. The pinnacle of the arms race, they were so massive that they required not only blood but also solar power. The Final War continued, and it is implied that V1 began development as a machine designed specifically to counter the Earthmovers.
As a result of the Final War, soot, ash, and debris clouded the skies, blanketing the Earth in a permanent darkness that was dubbed the "Long Night." Without solar power, the Earthmovers could not sustain themselves and began to shut down, one by one. Streetcleaners were developed to assist in cleaning the air, but they were made obsolete during the New Peace.
finally someone that doesn't make fun of ppl saying "song?" like what's wrong with asking for the name of a song?? 😭🙏
people who make fun of ppl who say "song?" are like "USE SHAZAM" or "USE YOUR BRAIN USE YOUR BRAIN THE THING IN YOUR HEAD"
I didn't know people are mad about it.... Now I can't even ask for a song in 2024😭😭😭😭😭😭 2024 fell off to the hell.
@@AmazingAmbro1 I honestly don't have shazam so i'd feel disappointed if i got flamed by that lol
we can’t even ask for the song anymore???
@Workerforhimalways
Found one 🫵
ok here the list of people
TikTok racism 1:03
"Why am I pinned" 2:01
Religion 2:53
Like beggars 3:58
2024 5:08
"Bro fell off" 6:10
see THIS is a good comment
aww shucks guys i guess im a bot
@@RetrobowlGuy_IdkBOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT!!!
@@Collegealgebra17do you don't fucking know how to tell if they are bots or not?
@@Collegealgebra17you ARE the bot
@@Collegealgebra17average UA-cam user when someone says something positive and nice:
omg guys bot
The worst are like “who’s watching/listening in _____) Like bro YOU DO KNOW PEOPLE WATCH THINGS?
Ig it makes some sense if you see it on a obscure video from over 10 years ago. I'd too wonder who the hell is searching McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure OST on 2024
@@pbh7905 ik but the worst is music, they update and make new comments every month and instead of seeing a positive comment about how nice the music is, all I see it “who’s watching”
Like kid, people still watch and listen to songs, they aren’t some ancient device.
i mostly reply ”no idiot im stuck in (year song was made)”
I just reply with "shut up bot/beggar" because i know damn well they only want likes 😑
800k in 6 months bro fell of- *get kidnapped*
There are so much toxic and cringe people on the internet fr,at this point i have lost all faith in humanity smh.
there is no faith in humanity anymore
there is no good person
we are all corrupted minds
Real 😔
"I lost my faith in humanity" bro stfu that phrase is about as cliche as those copy paste comments
you're looking on the negative side. it's not always like that. yes there are toxic and unfunny people but not everybody's like this.
@@tommarnttrust issues:😈
U be forgetting the new one "Jack is 0 years old for every like he grows 1 year older " it's completely irrelevant to the vid
Then those
"Petition to ____
👇"
its not new lol
the yeojun safe zone? nuh uh
And the "if you double tap the comment it likes it"
@@MarronCream1_1 also not new
I hate the NPCs in the comments that reply to someone's comment saying, "70 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!" There are so many of those people and its so damn annoying.
9 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!
Ten admires and a single response? I shall fix this remark.
@@tabletgenesis3439 he meant people that do this seriously
@@AmazingAmbro1 bro had to make it formal 💀
@@Conning157 Indeed, I represent mine utterances eruditely.
7:00 NOT AGAIN
Bro be calling UA-cam shorts demonic wait until he sees IG comments
"I POST NAKED MEN FIGHTING 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥"
"it was funny until chickenbooty528 commented" "chickenbooty528 touched my lil cousin"
and overall, just people finding ANY reason to drop the N word
IG comments are brutal and always come from the stinkiest of Instagram users. You can smell the stench of them through their comments. Also, too many people use the n word there as if using it makes them funny or cool...
@Based_Gigachad_001”Based_Gigachad”💀
Ig comments actually have humans nga
ig comments where the actual predators at fr
I just hate how these kids will try to defend their "joke" by saying that we quote "just cant take a joke". Oh, Im sorry that this video didn't get over 1k views the very 𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 the video was uploaded. Im glad that there is someone who finally noticed this problem. You earned yourself a new sub!
Fun fact
I used to be one of those people but then one day i just looked at the comment and was like "dis aint even funny" and i just stopped
I must ask an age old question, Is saying “first” worse than “bro fell off”
I mean both you can find everywhere but I think saying “first” makes you look like a little kid more
idk
both are equally bad
Both are just as bad
bro fell off is worse
these insults go crazy asf 😭🙏
Thanks for pointing this things out Jaw I’ve been getting so annoyed about these “1 like in 1 second bro fell off” comments and congratulations on 500k
Those typa comments make me lose the ability to tell if a comment was person from person or a bot😭
💀
Congratulations, you copied a comment. That makes you an average youtube commenter.
wow word for word
@@Ozzy622 Can i steal that quote? 💀
I loved it, best reply ever lol
@@ElRandomWinExp Of course, it's not like i can copyright it.
Good job on 500k man your the 🐐
preciate it bro
@@JawbreakerJuice28 likes in 6 days? Bro fell off
@@hamburger8117 shut up please
@@hamburger8117bruh💀
@@hamburger8117 0 likes in 9 days? Bro fell off even tho he never stood up
I hate the "Whos here in 2024" comments. They literally ruin every nostalgic vid
you didn’t even mention the therapy seats and anti cringe shops😭
😂
Fr they be saying stuff like here's bleach or yeungiouin saffron or somthing like come on your makeing it more damn cringy
Therapy seats (Only 1 million billion trillion left!1!1!1!11) /j
And it’s even more cringe than the video itself😭
And the war rifle description copy pastas from Wikipedia
I have been seeing a new comment type where people will say “shut up -racial slur- my content is better” and it’s just plain wrong
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
It was probably UTTP
oh yeah UTTP's would go all the time
TECHNOBLADE IS IN HELL + RATIO + IM HAPPY MATPAT LEFT + L + MY CONTENT IS BETTER
and spam them everywhere. i devoted over 2 hours of my life to reporting them.
@@damri_notfound w mand
UTTP kids are savage creatures bro
youtube needs to introduce captchas to stop bots commenting brainrot and also prevent toddlers from commenting brainrot too
Brainrot or otherwise known as brainwashing is a common virus in kids that are under 14 years old,it spreads extremely fast and is hard to cure its not lethal but causes the individual to behave like a bot and spread misinformation or like begging that will spread to the other individual to prevent any contact with this virus wear your report button around your face and 👎 in your pocket to prevent further spread don’t come close to to like beggars
Might as well disable comments
@@alfonsocarbon4120might as well remove youtube
@@alfonsocarbon4120ok lets go
Idk if a captcha can stop a brainrot toddlers from posting the dumbest comment to ever exist maybe It could work if the captchas were like what is 3 times 4
728k views in 3 months? Gosh, your doing great
Don't forget the "for each like I'll do a pushup" fake af
Exactly idk how tf people fall for that
@@Matth3w_Xd I have no idea
And the worst thing that they are on EVERY popular video
@@Matth3w_Xdcuz it’s all kids under the age of 10 who shove hot wheel cars up their noses for entertainment
or "If this get 100 likes I will ask my crush out"
im scared to think if some creators read my comments
BOO
JawbreakerJuice jumpscare
@@JawbreakerJuice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bro you really commented ''I edged to this'' on a video 💀
Same tbh. like plz don’t read my comment that probably has bad grammar.😭
You forgot those comments that say “I’m 0 years old every like I get I grow 1 year older” like I hate that shit
Yeah, or the “I will do one push-up for every like this comment gets” because you just know they’re not gonna do it
@@ilovemylips yea that one is also very bad
Or “THiS Is lILY. sHE iS 0 YeARS old. eVEry like this COamMENT GeT SHe gETs 1 YeAR OlDEr”
i never heard that one before. only the ones that go something along the lines of “ill do X ___ for every X likes” or
i wonder wut dislikes do
2:31 “got my neurons short shirciting, short shir- short circuiting.. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR😡
the bots that say “your heart will stop beating if you don’t like my comment” or some shi
There’s no way people fell for that
@@Unknowntrashcan yeah lol, ive seen so many bots and i just ignore it and the heart beat stopping thing doesnt happen
Fr what do they even get out of doing that. "Ermm guys I have multiple comments with thousands of likes" like no one gives a shit it's not like your channel is popular or something like subs. Comment likes are completely useless and anyone can get them so it's not a flex. I have a comment with 122k likes but my videos have 25 likes and channel has 50 subs. Basically comment likes are useless
fr
@@Ace_Dp0rtyes it do it happened to me I died
Even when im not looking at Touhou content, I always somehow come across it in someway, no matter how unrelated it is.
And it’s always amazing when it does happen
the peppa pig sound effect when revealing mlk’s grave is OUTRAGEOUSSS
Yeah that was brutal
I WAS THINKING THE SAME GD THING
1:58
1:58 is that a peppa pig sound effect
Yes
bro fell ON
honestly bro you are a great youtuber
thx
@@JawbreakerJuice YOOOOOO
@@Slinger_CEO hop off
@@pollos1 bro all i did was react to one of my favourite youtubers replying to me chill
i swear every compliment or reaction is "riding" now 💀💀stfu
@@Slinger_CEO I’m joking
The MLK segment with the Peppa Pig sound effect was crazy 💀
i am insane
@@JawbreakerJuice you're more than insane, you're a monkey
@@JawbreakerJuiceDont suck my kock yet
@@JawbreakerJuiceclearly/j😭😭
@@JawbreakerJuicelove your video jaw 😊😊😊😊
The fact that you read all your comments. Man I love you (parasocial relationship building)
😂😂
ah honestly jaw dont worry be happy. fr tho i watched a lot of your older videos but over time my fyp changed but found you the other day and have been binge watchin you. love you dude keep it up.
Bro People who didn’t come from tik tok are allowed to like this comment 💀 first. PRAISE GOD 🙏 who is here in 3092 bro fell off Edit: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES GUYS MOM IM FAMOUS(this comment physically hurt to type out)
i will report you slime
@@JawbreakerJuice lmao I wanted to report myself too
@@JawbreakerJuice hes nothing. HES NOTHING.
oh no, not you bro
@@GregonimationsNOTHING nothing nothing….
THANK YOUUU IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THESE LAME ASS COMMENTS! To a point I’ve accepted (hoped) they were bots bc ain’t no way real people stay commenting these. I see no one else talk about this and I feel refreshed knowing someone else shares that energy about these bland comments. Missing UA-cam’s comment section’s glory days
I also hate those stupid bots that say shit like "Don't translate" or "Please give me hate comments!"
Especially the fking like uttp police comment with like racial slurs and shit fking hate that
Haven't seen the latter one. Guess I'm lucky.
@@J.NathanSheaI think they only target like channels with millions of views and subscribers.
@@Mr_Simple2i Right.
@@Mr_Simple2i true i think yt delete my comment but idk
I’m actually happy to see a UA-camr addressing these robots we call comments. And I’m also happy to see some real comments on this video.
Like what even happened to make most people turn into that?
I’m surprised you didn’t mention emoji spammers (especially the ones with that damned skull emoji) and the people who say “bro” “blud” and “mf” whenever they refer to absolutely anyone
Well that is true
bro i hate ppl that say "blud" like come on youre cringe 😭 but as for bro everyone uses that u cant rlly knock that. not gonna address someone by their name as if i know them
It doesn't count
Ive seen some funny comments that start with bro and end with 💀
@@CometWarriorG Exactly. Using bro is chill but if you add a skull emoji at the end then it’s just as bad as blud
A furry my kin
UA-cam comments make me SICK 😭
"Another useless 9 year old with 3k likes on a comment... makes me SICK!"
- Winfred in the youtube comments, 2024
i think winfred was the name of one of the witches in hocus pocus
@@guyonaplatform Fr like why do people like cringe comments
@@DakarEditz1 nobody does
@@ChezzieCz There are ppl who do
Meanwhile the Instagram Reels comment sectio-
This is actually relatable because I’ve watched so many popular UA-camrs and I see a comment that says smth stupid like that it makes never wanna look at comments EVERR
Underated. This video is honestly relatable
comments on instagram are a lot worse than yt comments, specifically comments on meme pages with 10k followers
No srsly tho, and let's not mention the most common gifs found on every other section in Instagram
"I swear this is the only good page left on ig 😭"
At least instagram reels comments are actually funny
@@crwth001nah, sometimes they just pull out the "womp ima touch you n word" and it's SO OVERUSED like they're milking the hell out of it. a lot of them are genuinely funny tho
@@m00gAn26 oil up lil bro
Congrats on the 500k! You're one of the only animation youtubers I watch, and I know it about to be a party when you post. You deserve it, man
it is an honor ceebee
congrats on 500k gang
Hey man don’t give up
The “you are nothing” got me laughing so hard i fell 😂
Me too bro😂
bro fell off
where ever you were sitting of course
It wasn’t even that funny 😐
What is it from tho? Is it from a movie or a show? I’d like the name of it.
Nah people who edit comments over likes genuinely piss me off like to the point where its now a pet peeve
Yes
"**insert something**
EDIT: OMG TY FOR THE LIKESSS IM FAMOUS
EDIT: GUYS CAN WE GET 500??
EDIT: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 500!! BUT EVERY LIKE THIS POTATO GROWS🥔
EDIT: WOAH THE POTATO IS AS TALL AS A BUILDING NOW!! CAN WE GET 3K??
EDIT: GUYS STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS!1!"
The four horsemen of youtube comments
• "Who's here watching in year ____
• "First"
• "starting with "bro" ending with "💀"
• Can we appreciate how much (the youtuber)puts effort into these videos, keep up the good work!"
Also,the MOM IM FAMOUS edits make my blood boil like dude you didnt find the cure to cancer RELAX.
Bro dont it forget the
“ (insert yt name) isn’t pregnant but he still delivers”
And one of the replies say “not yet”😭
The third one is so me, actually
Exactly these pieces of shit are just everywhere ruining the joy of looking at comments for fun, at least Reddit upvotes give you karma, UA-cam likes give you NOTHING.
bro, first who’s watching in the year of 2024 and let’s appreciate how my balls are sticky 💀
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!!
Bro who's here watching in 2024 while appreciating how much work jawbreaker puts into his videos 💀
Oh yeah and first
Bro your videos make my day they are so funny
280K visits in 5 days? bro uh.. levitated?
Ascended perchance
Flying I must say
297k watches in 144 hours, bro fell off but there was ground to land on
@@RealBanj levitated on
visits 💀
1:59 why u have to do my boy MLK like that 😭
Martin Luther King
I spit out my fucking food
@@youngwnxdude.
Ohhhhh
I THIUGHT THAT WAS AN APP HAUAHAHHA@@CT-Irodion
Im so damn tired of people in coryxkenshin’s comment section saying ‘whos here in 2024?’ Or ‘anybody here because cory is still gone?’ Its so stupid and just like begging 😭🙏 (also congratulations for 500k subs man!)
Real shit 😢
I seen replies with bots saying something like “don’t read my name” I guess their trying to capitalize off of that one guy from that video where he commented don’t read my name and ending with a Rick roll like bro it’s not funny it’s annoying we know you want to be like that guy from the video
I'm new to your channel, and immediately hear Touhou music.
It's truly everywhere.
I swear, UA-cam better remove the likes on comments, like straight up remove the like button so there is more original comments and not super repetitive comments like “6 views in 1 second? Bro fell off 🤓” like they be so damn annoying fr (also CONGRATS ON 500K SUBS JAW YOU DESERVE IT)
that’s what i was thinking. would be the best way to stop the spam. also thx
If they did we wouldn’t see any good top comments that would’ve gotten likes
No keep the likes but youtube takes phrases such as
"first"
"Stopping people from saying first"
"[insert text]
👇"
"WE'RE GOING TO ____ WITH THIS ONE"
""
twitter removed likes, is yt even supposed to umm... copy that at this point? maybe make them ban the "👇" emoji!
Man at the end when he said "ok, y-you can leave now" and his expression genuinely made me laugh
No im gonna stay for ten more hours
LOL
@@Player_Expendable_1 Nah imma stay for 16
@@kwmccabe you know what I'm staying for 24 more hours
@@Player_Expendable_1 yk what im stayig for 35 more hours
seeing someone talk about this is something else like the way theese npcs be posting comments will have me thinking they are programed by chat gpt like theese are the type people to win a priza for being the biggest npcs in the world