You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina? ...He knocked her up! Did you see Annie dance last night? She was on fire! You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time. Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy. Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll. Mordekaiser really hates airport security. Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children. Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas. Amumus favorite emote is /cry Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns. Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends. Once Evelynn almost choked to death, but nobody could tell. Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel. When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing. For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches. Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses". Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market. Ryze's big secret is a real shocker! When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll! When Udyr masturbates, is it considered beastiality? Maplphite once took swimming lessons ...he doesn't like to talk about it Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved. The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs! When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited! Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales. Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double! ...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank! Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem! Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary! ...She's his girlfriend! There are 300 jokes about Pantheon! Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?
i play with 60-80 and when ever is see an youtuber/streamer i look at there ping 13 for some others have 24 go up to 30ms and say lag and i'm like did i miss something? its defently not meant as a joke its like dropping from 260 fps to 249 there is no fcking differnce at all
Nigthblue3´s Bucket List: 1. Get out of diamond - ✗ 2. Finally realise Rem isn´t the best waifu - ✗ 3. Main Wukong ( Himself ) - ✗ 4. Pursue Zoo Carrier - ✗ 5. Be the best Grey Screen Sim on Twitch - ✓
Daughter:Mom,why women are wearing white in their wedding? Mom:Because is their happiest day ever. Daughter:But why men are wearing black? Mom:Because is their last day of freedom.
If you want his attention you have to post a comment such as mine within 30 mins of the upload, due to how youtube works and how it's hard to see comments after the 30 min mark. Either that or you can just post a really funny joke, within 30 minutes, of course
Police: Where do you live? Kid: With my parents Police: Where does your parents live? Kid: With me Police: Where do you all live? Kid: Together Police: Where is your house Kid: Next to my neighbours house Police: Where is your neighbours house Kid: If i tell you, you wont belive me Police: Tell me Kid: Next to my house
I understand what nii-san means, but still having trouble understanding why a sister would ride it? By sister, do you mean a feisty black woman? I'm lost.
i am not racist but i dont wonder why u offended by the joke cause it is quite cruel.Just to know i dont agree with trumb technics(also i am from greece no USA) and i dont have any problem with mexico
after a hard day of work I arrived home waiting for one NB3 video , but he posted two.I know that didn't pick yasuo that day would make's me happy one day.Thank you Santa. (sorry for the bad english,I from Brazil)
You hit me with the feels at 6:02 with the Attack on Titan intro song :)
NotSureGetLost SASQGEYO
NotSureGetLost I LOVE ATTACK ON TITAN SO NICE BEST ANIME EVER
NotSureGetLost Me too, that song is awesome :, D. Longest wait for so few episodes though, just a year left :P
Was wondering where that song was from, sounds so epic. I haven't seen it before though.
LOVE THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!
Did you see Annie dance last night?
She was on fire!
You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.
Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy.
Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll.
Mordekaiser really hates airport security.
Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children.
Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas.
Amumus favorite emote is
/cry
Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns.
Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends.
Once Evelynn almost choked to death,
but nobody could tell.
Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel.
When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing.
For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.
Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses".
Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market.
Ryze's big secret is a real shocker!
When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll!
When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?
Maplphite once took swimming lessons
...he doesn't like to talk about it
Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee
Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!
When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!
Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.
Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!
Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!
Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!
There are 300 jokes about Pantheon!
Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?
Didnt realize an 11 year old could right an essay!😂😂😂
Emilia -Satella lol ,you spelled "write" wrong, sure that you're not the 11 year old?
Acrid123 Don't really get you're trying to say but OK.
kingporo "I guarantee that you triple checked your spelling but sorry your usage of commas is horrible"
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Xenophenix nice copy and paste there bro you literally typed on google league jokes and you copy pasted these jokes
6:31 nightblue said "shit" first time I heard him swear
Clorox Bleach lol true
he didnt swear
jamal thegamer he said "shit"
Funny Videos by C & M exactly he didnt swear
I've hear him say, damn, fuck, hell, and now shit
0:00 Um, look at the chat...
LOL
Hahahaha nb3's gunna masterbate!
Random Stuff101 I
When youtubers/streamers have 20-50 ping and call it "lag" and you got 200 ping living the time of your life 🤔
i play with 60-80 and when ever is see an youtuber/streamer i look at there ping 13 for some others have 24 go up to 30ms and say lag
and i'm like did i miss something? its defently not meant as a joke its like dropping from 260 fps to 249 there is no fcking differnce at all
Use Haste. i live in germany and if im on The Na server i have 200 ping whit Haste off bot 120 whit Haste.
Ping has nothing to do with packet loss.
xxxschnapsxxx does it imrpove fps as well
CATS 😼 OR DOGGOS 🐶 ?
😼
Nightblue3 CATGOS
pussys
Nightblue3 Thats like choosing between booty or boobs 😂😂😂😋✌
Nightblue3 dogs
Nigthblue3´s Bucket List:
1. Get out of diamond - ✗
2. Finally realise Rem isn´t the best waifu - ✗
3. Main Wukong ( Himself ) - ✗
4. Pursue Zoo Carrier - ✗
5. Be the best Grey Screen Sim on Twitch - ✓
HE's in challenger....
He's also a piece of shit
girlfriend: i'm pregnant
me: 9 months till minions spawn
Teo Indomito 😂😂😂
Teo Indomito already had a kappa award
Teo Indomito kappa award
This is stolen
Daughter:Mom,why women are wearing white in their wedding?
Mom:Because is their happiest day ever.
Daughter:But why men are wearing black?
Mom:Because is their last day of freedom.
thats good
Elephants paint their toenails red to hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
See how good it works!
Gragas Jr : Mummy says fatness runs in the family
Gragas: Nobody runs in THIS family
David Worley good one lol
old shit
David Worley hahaha nice one
copy paste
kinapuff1998 no I made it up myself
Hi Nightblue!
HOLA ^-^
SALADO
He actually responded and liked -.-
If you want his attention you have to post a comment such as mine within 30 mins of the upload, due to how youtube works and how it's hard to see comments after the 30 min mark. Either that or you can just post a really funny joke, within 30 minutes, of course
XD lol he loved it too
What do u call a heroic rammus?
A Roll Model
Is that music in 5:56 from secound Attack on titan opening?
"Oh shit they're so dead" NIGHTBLUE CUSSED? 6:25 Nb3 must be A Flamingo, because he is a changed person. Or Was.
These intros are getting as long as the number of defeats in my match history.
ehhhhh notification squad !!!
ohhh daddy liked my post *_*
Hi im Vannilite im ur daddy
Police: Where do you live?
Kid: With my parents
Police: Where does your parents live?
Kid: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Kid: Together
Police: Where is your house
Kid: Next to my neighbours house
Police: Where is your neighbours house
Kid: If i tell you, you wont belive me
Police: Tell me
Kid: Next to my house
WD 5 old
Dino Gnar i have tons of jokes
WD 5 haha what a strong arrow full of cringe u deserve kappa award
WD 5 That shit is old
old
whats the name of the song at the same time with "here comes the new challenger"at 3:23 and i mean not the mortal combat sound?
Thank You For Featuring me in the vid NightBlue3
love from Germany
germany is my religion.
wait did I hear nightblue swear 6:29???
Pokopo yes, yes you did
Pokopo SAME. THAT'S WHY I'M IN COMMENT SECTION. TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HEARD IT XD
omg he did! That's awesome, I've never heard him swear before. I feel like I just saw a shooting star.
He couldn't have meant "she" and "nid" because he said "*They're* so dead," meaning more than one person. So he wasn't just talking about Nidalee.
He said on today's stream that he messed up and mixed his words, he never swears on or off-stream. Sorry to disappoint.
What's the diference between Rem and Ram?
Is that Rem know's how to play twister
T Two Languages Daaamm Savage!
T Two Languages no no no no no
ram is usefull and rem isent
who's rem?
All of you non-Rem loving, waifu bashing, garbage individuals.... Oh that's toxic....
Rem is bae, Rem is waifu! 😍
What's the music at 4:00 when Corki didn't get the blue, please :) ?
If you look closely at 9:27
You can see nightblue in his natural habitat
what site is nb watching anime on ???????
anime flv
Hey Nightblue...
where's mike?
Am I the only one who loved the attack on titan theme song lol
Almost 2 million subs!!! U really deserve this ;D Love watching ur Yt or twitch best league streamer/UA-camr
Is there anyone else out there who always comes late, but still watches all of NB3's vids anway?
My mom said your talking was noise. The only noise now is her screaming from the basement.
Stefiscool ok chill with that.....
NB3 please play together with Pokimane :D
Awakened Being // AMV he has once
He'll get a nosebleed because she looks like an anime
Roses are blue
Violets are red...
Wait, What?...
Alexdamax ahahahah xddd
Alexdamax I actually read it as roses are red, I think it's just because I'm used to seeing the saying, and not used to it being played around with.
...Apparently Jg kogmaw works when u get fed
is every champ broken or u just good ?
I get so so happy when I see Ryscu is the editor of the video
?Me: Have you ever tasted African food
Friend : No
Me : Neither Have They
*insert overused meme*
-last time i was this early nightblue was good-
did he say oh shit they're so dead at 6:29 ????
6:30
Nightblue - "oh sh*t there so dead!"
lmao xD
nb3 thích anime quá nhỉ, khoảnh khắc intro Attack on Titan ấy làm tim tui muốn rụng :)
What car does a SISTER ride?
Her NIISSAN
Francisco LOL nice one
Francisco I don't get it
Aidan Murray Nisan its a way to say brother in japanese
Francisco hahaha
I understand what nii-san means, but still having trouble understanding why a sister would ride it? By sister, do you mean a feisty black woman? I'm lost.
why kayn is not a mexican???? cause he can pass through walls ;)
John Zarlakoutis jesus
its a fkin joke chill
Lol.
i am not racist but i dont wonder why u offended by the joke cause it is quite cruel.Just to know i dont agree with trumb technics(also i am from greece no USA) and i dont have any problem with mexico
its all in the way you take it. if youre offended then gtfo of the internet then
u know what's kappa? that corki needs boots to fly faster
So... intense... :o
NightBlue3 is the next AP Kog Master
Now i know why you love rem i can't wait for season 2 xD meanwhile can you offer me what anime to watch?
Son: Dad, what does gay mean?
Dad:Gay means happy , son
Son: Dad , are you gay?
Dad: No son , i have a wife! HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
L
Talon Main he copied that
Yes i know
and l in capital letters mean LEAVE
It already won the kappa award, too late bro srry
Was it just me or at min 6:29 NB3 said shit
That is what I heard too... I mean I'm 100% cool with that lol.
Peter Schmidt yea I'm cool 2 but it's my first time hearing him say shit
Trump builds worlds longest wall
*TALON INTENSIFIES*
Because Talon is a MexiCAN, not a MexiCAN'T
Thunderspam Did you know Talon is actually Jump in tagalog. His E is literally jumping over walls, thus, TALON (Jump)
The Royal Flash Mga pinoy nabuhay 😂😂
NIGHTBLUE YOUR ALMOST AT 2million!!! Yeeeeeeee
nightblue3 what do you use dor recording?
helo ;)
hihi ;)
helloooooo :P
KAPPA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nightblue you need to use me
Mr. Bleach Clorox Hey dad and uncle❤️
Finally NB3, You did a video of kog'maw AP
0:20 music intro please?
hiiii
HI FRIEND, YOU'RE AMAZING (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Roses are red violets are blue
your skills belong to the zoo
but dont worry i will be there too
not in the zoo but laughing at you
Rafael Buitizon looking for u would be better i guess
Rafael Buitizon More original jokes are more original than the others ._.
Nightblue watch your mouth ! >:(
I DIDN'T CURSE!! it was SHE and NID together >_
Nightblue3 Uhu uhu.. ^_^
Nightblue3 I didn't hear a D sound at the end.... I heard a T sound.... you're a potty mouth!!
6:30 it sounds like u said the s word
your joking right?
3:37 damn that burn :D
after a hard day of work I arrived home waiting for one NB3 video , but he posted two.I know that didn't pick yasuo that day would make's me happy one day.Thank you Santa. (sorry for the bad english,I from Brazil)
nightblue3 tnx for adding my favorite anime theme song😍😍
6:00 BlueEyes need to see this... SASAGEYOOOO SASAGEYOOO
where have you been I love the daily uploads
NIGHTBLUE SAID "OH SHIT" :OOOOOOOOOOOO 6:30 lol love you nightblue!
6:52 song?
Friendship is like peeing in the wind.
Everyone can see it but you're the only one that gets the warm feeling from it.
Talon:I can jump over walls!
Kayn:Ffs u are so unlucky bro xD
Nightblue3 is such a nice streamer ... gotta love salty stream moments tho :)
i havent even played in 1 year or so
Which anime's song was this one 6:10 ?
Talon:i can jump over walls.
Kayn:Hold my beer.
8:32 what is the name of this tv show ?
Nightblue3 !! What is the song at 7:20 in video cass jungle
What website does Nightblue use for anime? I'm actually curious
5:55 The editor knows how to hype
This is my favorite editor
RiotGames: Here we present our new Champion: Kayn
NightBlue: eh yeah 100% percent crit chance 1 shot KO Get outta my jungle best junle evere
Love them shingeki no kyojin music man :)
Showtek: Puff Puff, gimme that green stuff
NB3: No dude, it's oo ee ah ah, gimme that banana.
What runes did u use?
Omg nb3 uploaded 2 videos in one day something strange is happening
Doublekill
Triplekill
Quadrakill
Pentakill
Hexakill
PUG-MAW-KILL
Brazil love you Nightblue3 S2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait does nigthblue use the tuturu from steinz gate?
this is my fav youtuber:D
5:55 SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOUUU WO SASAGEYO!
I love watching nb3 videos the screen is just so much more beautiful
and black and white
that was a sweet tristana video
Looks like you'll be enjoying playing the new jungler kayn since you're jungle main. ❤️❤️
thnx for doing kogmaw jg nightblue3 :)
what's that song at 5:55
6:29 first time I've ever heard NB3 swear
6:00 which anime's song?
SASAGEJO SASAGEEJOO didnt knew that u were watching attack on titan ! greetings from polandoo !
OMG nb3 swore 6:29 I'm so proud
NB3's mechanics:
Game voice: Tristana quadra kill
NB3's voice: Ohh, look, this Kog is soooo op.
What is this song at 2:11
6:30 when daddy says a bad word
NB3 what desktop background is that?
whats the name on that song u have when its duel time?
Omg attack on titan song!! love it bro! du you watch de s2?? i cried at the last episode=))