this was the plot of one episode of Rick and Morty. As an intellect, and an avid fan of Sun Tzu (and ancient Chinese philosophy), I was able to immediately know that it was referencing this from The Art of War
Statistically. Women are not the enemy against men, but men are their own enemy. Who become beta to eachother to blame one another lacks accountability for they would rather blame their mother's and sister's why are they alive?
if he's supposed to be the never let them know your next move then why the chicken balls would he be doing something so basic, go ahead and explain it to me
Girgongrabgon shall rise and devour the sun then punish the ones that sinned in the eyes of Girgongrabgon. None shall stop his summoning as he is all powerful. All hail Girgongrabgon
hold on this guys onto something, I would make potions in the shower out of all the different soaps my parents had. I never hid them or anything but it’s along a similar vein
I have mastered the art of hiding things in plain sight. I once hid an empty container just barely peeking out from behind a picture for a year and two months
This comment section, this video and everyone involved in making and watching it are mentally deficient. I wish nothing but to get the time back i spent watching this. May god have mercy on our worthless souls and braindead minds.
Confused girls✅
Confused boys✅
Confused everyone✅
Yea
what you mean I understand it
@Cxmpbell567come on dude
You’re not a real man if you don’t understand this
@@r.f.chicken316 tell me what it means then
"If you don't even know what you're doing, the enemy sure as hell can't."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
this was the plot of one episode of Rick and Morty. As an intellect, and an avid fan of Sun Tzu (and ancient Chinese philosophy), I was able to immediately know that it was referencing this from The Art of War
“When the fuck did i say that”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
That's the thing. Even you got confused.@@yiko_fishy
Who the duck said that, I didn't say it.
"It's better to pee in the sink, than to sink in the pee"
- Genghis Kahn, probably
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💯💯💯💯
I thought it was "cum", but I guess it can be white too
Better to pee in the sink than wasting 1.28 gallons of water for virtually no reason
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Many people falsely quote me in comment sections."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
One dude calls him "moon tzu" and another said "The Art of Fart"
I can't handle these people 😭
@@cinnamon5688 should have been The fart of war
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
-Abraham Lincoln
I hate racism- Donald Trump
fr bro
"If you want to confuse your enemy , confuse yourself first."
- Sun Tzu
(The art of fart)
This is underrated asf
- Joe Biden*
-Confucius*
If you dont understand you will when your older
Copied
Amigo. You confused the girls, the boys, the aliens watching from my backyard, and the FBI agent watching me.
What did you do?
Why is the FBI watching you?
Are you doing something-
@@nephilim5352 fbi is watching all of us. I talk to my watcher from time to time. kiss him good night and stuff
Yes, i can confirm this
@@FBI_OfficiaI did you sleep well? homie
@@FBI_OfficiaI 👽
"Shoobie doobie!"
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Sole comment on the internet that got me to laugh today. Well played my man. Shoobie doobie.
Lol
@@captainkeller7087the way you said shoobie doobie so seriously is so funny
i read this exactly on beat 😂
I legit laughed instead of inhaling from my nose, well done dude 🙌🙌
"I confused myself with this one"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
This is the way 😂
"To confuse the enemies, you must first confuse yourself"
-Sunn tzu, The art of war
It's just a cream and nuts story nothing else.
7 year old me in the bathroom finding the cure for cancer:
7 year old me getting cancer in the bathroom:
7 year old me accusing random bald men of having cancer:
7 year old me confusing cancer in my bedroom
Legendary comment
7 year old me in the bathroom with a bunch of people talking about cancer
"To confuse the girls, you must first confuse yourself."
~Moon tzu.
😂😂😂
Ok, this won the comment section imo :d
Lol Moon Tzu instead of Sun Tzu 😂
@@panda7084 lesser known of the Tzu brothers
well said my good man😂😂😂😂
As a girl watching I was literally like, "why do I feel like the boys are just as confused?" And then I read the comments lol
Same😂
Same
"And everytime it rains, it rains pennies from heaven. Shooby-dooby."
-Tsu Zun, War of Art
Don’t you know which contains pennies from heaven shooby-dooby
And when it rains (pennies), it pours.
"What the fuck"
-Sun Tzu
"i like your mother"
-Sun Tzu
"I never said that"
-Sun Tzu
🗣️🔥🔥
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILLOMETER?"
-Average american
Love the tf2 reference
Bro tryin to poison the tooth fairy 💀💀💀💀
LMAO
BAHAJAJAHJAJA
You figured it out thank you
STAWP 😭✋🏼
Lmao 💀💀💀
"lets confuse the girls"
*proceeds to confuse EVERYONE*
Well, he didn't lie, then. Just conveniently forgot to mention all the rest of humanity, which he also confused.
It's to teach a lesson to women on not to just eat anything they see.. he wants her to lose weight.
I understand 😭
“Pretend to know what’s going on, go with the flow, women stay confused”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Same train of thoughts
Bro didn't just confuse the girls... he confused the entire solar system 💀
I'm dead☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀
How did you dont understand?
@@morcebruh what's there to understand?
coppied 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🙄
@@RedRanger-ll7hxha you spelled copied wrong. And how is this copied?
Bro accidentally confused the whole human species 💀
blud confused edps prison cell mate named “cupcake”
Bros not a man 🏳️⚧️
Frrr 😭😭
Fr
Not a man
"I never even said that"
- Sun Tzu, probably
"Wait a minute, I think I missed a step."
Sun Tzu, the Art of War.
"Did I miss a page?"
- -Scott The Woz- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
He confused the girls so good he got us boys too 💀
Any guy he confused are to young then.
@@pooppoop3154I don't get I either
@@theinfamoushj5077he’s joking
@@pooppoop3154is it lube or what the fuck is it
I’m late 30s and I’m wondering? Is he trying to poisoning some like nick cotton in east Enders cos he wants 3 grand..
I went through five stages of grief watching that one
😂
Same😭
Ok
relatable
Same💀💀💀
“What the f*ck did I just watch? My brain has stopped braining”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh"
-Curious George
I will go bananas if these quotes keep on going
"For real"
-Albert Einstein
Bro not only confused the girls, he also confused the multiverse 💀
@donotclickmyprofile473ok
That's the joke
@Unknown_User I should've listened..
fr
@@wewewesley45 oooohhhhhh.......
"back in my day, the comments had the answers."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Live for your future, not your past
-idk
You win.
@@persiffonythank you very much
"That was weird" -Me 😅
This might be my favorite lol
The boys really didn't understand the assignment
"The women will be confused yet astounded at how gloriously intricate your confusion concoctions can be."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Nah bro, the last time a dude told me "hey let's confuse the girls", my ass was sticky for a week.
Bro do you not know how to bathe
😂😂
@@stevendemayo3631I’m assuming it was a busy week… have to commit to the bit you know
Was he put superglue there?
Nah why do I have such a dirty mind
“To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself” - Sun tzu, the art of war
This reminds me of techno blade and the potato war he keep quoting Sun tzu, the art of war
Before I even looked in the comments I knew this comment would exist
Statistically. Women are not the enemy against men, but men are their own enemy. Who become beta to eachother to blame one another lacks accountability for they would rather blame their mother's and sister's why are they alive?
Also -zora (black clover ref)
"I am confused"
- Confuzious the art of being confused or smth
“To confuse girls first you must confuse men”
- Sun Tzu
The Art Of War
It's better to come in the sink, than to sink in the come. -Sun Tzu
R-r-really?
It’s better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on. -Sun Tzu
"To confuse the enemy you must confuse yourself first"
- Confused Tzu
😂😂😂😂😂
Noice thank you I will remember that in tests (math)
Wouldn't that just end up as a task failed successfully?
True
Mis opportunity for a Confucius say
You know it’s good when he even got the boys quiet
Was finna say I'm one of the boys and idk wtf is going on either
This makes no sense
@@FullMetalXV then you're not one of the boys, because this makes complete sense
@@cranexXx01exactly
@@isboshsobsbdoh1732 explain.
“If people falsely quote you in a comment section, may they get ready for war”
- Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
"I never said that shit"
-Sun Tzu
BOY DINNER!!!😆
7th graders making the most diabolical drink from the last 15 cafeteria lunches
Holy shit! My friends and I literally did this in like freshman year of high school. Lmao!
Did this in 5th grade, just got rid of the potion after my freshman year of universiry
@@oumai_3645 oh my fucking god
☠️☠️☠️
@@okdudewhyareyoulookingatmych it was double bagged and sealed very tightly in a bottle 😂
"In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.”
-Sun Tzu
He missed the opportunity to put the forbidden frosting on it
@@clivebriesemeister3042 ayo what you mean by that🤨📸
Sun tzu saidd that
AND I THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO PAL
I need to put that on a poster
"all warefare is based, on deception"
- Sun Tzu
“Why are there so many quotes from people who’ve never said those things”
-Me
- Sun Tzu, The art of war
XD
Man looks like a wish version of wolverine and jim carry from ace Ventura
My first thought was "This guy sorta looks like Hugh Jackman"
bro confused himself 💀
Literally 😂
It means he nutted in rhe bowl
"In order to confuse your enemy, you have to confuse yourself" -someone probably
he's obviously leveling up his alchemy points.
Woo 4500th like
Literal definition of never let them know your next move.
Definition of never know your OWN next move
if he's supposed to be the never let them know your next move then why the chicken balls would he be doing something so basic, go ahead and explain it to me
Nah bruh me and the homies used to do that every weekend
@@rink4816 lol
unfunniest kind of joke so cringe plus uncreative
“Boys… Let’s confuse everyone😊”😂😂
"This shit is from the necronomicon. Not the art of war."
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
“What”
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
I love the fact that Sun Tzu is also male
How did you know
To confuse your enemy you must first confuse yourself. @@suntzu1409
The comment directly below this one says
The Fuck?
Sun Tzu, the art of war
Edit: nvm I think someone broke it
@@BwingleBorgus4 PLEASE YOUR RIGHT-
"The Fuck?"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
This made me laugh out loud jesus
"the Tzu?"
-Sun Fuck, The Art of War
i like how the comment above this is "What"
Same lmao@@electronic_dude4970
I love how the comment above this one is
"What?"
“No, mom, I’m making a potion!!”
“Don’t put Benjamin’s under your pillow, put a melted eraser with shaving cream and peanuts under it.” - Benjamin Franklin
Bro a damn genius. He just threw some random shit together to confuse us all and have us talk about it in the comments to boost the algorithm.
no, I'm pretty sure only the girls are confused.
Sure, make the women believe that. They'll never figure this one out.
Yeah.....I don't understand what this guy's doing....can someone explain it to me?
yea man i rly don’t think it’s that deep…
wait a dam minute
: 0
Omg
That's so big brain of him
"I didn't say any of this shit."
- Sun Tzu, (The Art of War)
Try reading The Art of War. It's full of insights
@user-ld9tf4td8s I'm talking about all of the comments made under this video that are ridiculous, lol.
Read the chinese version the english one is kinda shit
@PurpleYan i can't read chinese, and im not really interested in learning. Sorry I guess :(
@@YanT141thanks mate how much does it cost the chinese language chip i hope it's not 0.99$ cause those one are just disgusting like failure
Why are there whole ass quotes abt this Sun Tzu guy 💀💀💀
As a girl, I am thoroughly confused
same girl
I’ll explain. As guys we do this so our homies can have a morning meal
@@elierlichman2443 what the hell kind of meal is that
@@elierlichman2443do you guys eat… erasers or whatever thing that was?-
🤔
"I fed this to my grandma and she had a stroke"
-Sun tzu
Congratulations on her ascension, presuming it was fatal?
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro left everyone confused except for himself
That's the joke, it's made to confuse you
No shits🗿
Hell na i know
No you aren’t a man
@@ChickenBasket15he said boys anyway
"that's just straight up witchcraft."
-me
As a non-binary person who's learning witchcraft, can confirm 🙏
“I eat children”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It’s okay Sun Tzu… children eat me"
-Someone, probably
@@miziziz 💀💀💀
it’s scary that he’s the only person on earth who understands what and why he just did that
But we do know why. Obviously to confuse the girls. You silly silly salamander.
@@senorscootinfroggo6972 salamander is crazy
He made peanut butter guys
Bro you silly salamander.... Shaving cream. Nuts. An eraser (AKA pencil holder with LOTS OF HOLES). He is hinting to Our.... Nuts
I understand
Sometimes i get a tummy ache from eating all the yummy mixture
"I think most of you didn't even read my book"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Bro is speaking facts
It's not even thick lol. Bros can't read 15 pages??
It’s laying in my room for over 2 weeks and I haven’t touched it …
@@will0ughby ...
I did. And he didn't say that.
I am very smarter.
As a guy, I’ve never seen anything so relatable
What does it mean?
@@I_gave_Felix_the_egg322 I don’t want to betray the council. If I get permission, I’ll let you know
@@WasatchHandicrafts 🙀
"what the fuck"
-San Tzu, The Art of War
“ let’s confuse girls” proceeds to do summoning ritual for girgongrabgon
WAIT NOT THE GIRGONGRABGON
Girgongrabgon shall rise and devour the sun then punish the ones that sinned in the eyes of Girgongrabgon. None shall stop his summoning as he is all powerful. All hail Girgongrabgon
ALL HAIL THE GIRGONGRABGON
@@marpie0076 yes all hail Girgongrabgon
Is it alright if I'm the mortal vesil that he needs to use tomrule over all
"Guys, stop quoting me. I didn't say any of this!"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
haha
I need you to understand that this comment section is sun Tzu's decent into madness
Unfunny ahh
I also didn't say this
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
“For fucks sake, I’m not saying anything like this you re-“
-Sun Tzu, The art of war
"The problem with quotes from historical figures is that often they are incorrect or were never really said." -Abraham Lincoln
Bro, I ain't even sayin this shít, dawg.
-Winston Churchill
@@StarsBarsAndCheese 💀💀💀
Mum: WHAT TF R U DOING AT 3AM??
Me fr:
"Did these guys even read my book?"
- Sun Tzu, the art of war
I did and can confirm all of these appear in the book
@@Nastrademia_arg”thank you for actually reading my book”
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Bro trying to poison the tooth fairy💀💀
I thought he was making slime until the peanuts showed up
this is why aliens don't talk to us, they're confused af
Lmaoo
So all aliens are girl confirmed ?
No us in general is why aliens want nothing to do with us😂
Looks like I'm an alien now
BRO FAX
also congrats I’m ur 1000th like
“Don’t just confuse your enemies, confuse the fucking aliens on Jupiter aswell”
-Sun Tzu, Art Of War
this had me cracking up LMFAOOOO
LMAO
This kinda goes hard ngl
I think the joke is to feed the tooth fairy
@@TheGuyWhoAsked1245eat the tooth fairy*
My dirty mind and the rubber at first💀
i wish the boys would’ve played along that would’ve made it sm funnier
Bro made the krabby patty secret formula💀
💀💀💀
😆
You can practically hear Eugene's customers puking from here!
More like Plankton Chum Burger
Don’t tell them
"can someone explain this shit to me"
-sun tzu, the art of war
Lol 😂
Fuck
- Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
“I didnt say that shit”
-Sun tzu art of war
"Wait! dont listen to him, hes an imposter!"
-Sun tzu?, The Art Of War
@@Logistics_personal-traffic_jam “Well shit there’s only one way to make sure who’s real!”
-Sun Tzu’s dad, Life story
We gonna poison the tooth fairy with this one 💯💯💯
This was my favorite trick back in high school, it always helped
Its the masculine urge to make a random potion and hide it
i was wondering what the fuck this was
hold on this guys onto something, I would make potions in the shower out of all the different soaps my parents had. I never hid them or anything but it’s along a similar vein
Sometimes the most simple answer is the correct one
i agree, i used to do this and add all sort of shit, even pee inside them
Fr
"To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself."
- Sun Tsu, *The Art of War*
@@anotparticularlynotableguy- Sun Tzu, The Fart of War
@@Punterofchildren- Sun Tsu, The Cart of War
- Sun Tsu, The Dart of War
@@grizzlychad284.
"why the fuck is everyone quoting me"
-sun tzu
Confused Boys ✅
Confused Girls ✅
“boys let’s confuse the girls”
proceeds to do the most random shit in human history
And the boys will still understand
my first reaction to the pencils eraser was: is that supposed to be your foreskin 💀
I though WE were supposed to eat it.
hes making a masterbation toy dummy
@@juice2331 why the fuck is he using peanuts for a toy
Bro not only confused the girls, the boys, the FBI. The damn Chinese balloons don't know what this is
Lol🤣
😂
I'm Chinese 😭
@@mustard5387 I'm Japanese ☺
How do you not know about the peanut and shaving cream hack? 🤨🤨🤨
"Help"
-Someone dressed as Sun Tzu, The God of War
You forgot the lemon zest
the definition of “don’t let them know your next move”
Nice
bro is literally making the powerpuff girls 💀
My Nigga there were no sugars nor any spice or anything nice in that malicious concoction.
Or he's trying to make the rowdy ruff boys
@@emerald_a_op4400 man’s is making the *‘StengthPop Boys’*
@@luckyanubis_ nah bros making the “SpeedPoof Women”
This must be chemical X
Ah yes the loosy eraser shaving scream fairy. Is one of my favorite child hood memories
as a certified girl i can confirm my confusion
"Why are there so many Sun Tzu jokes!?"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Cuz literal bots 🤖
"I don't know lol I didn't say this shit lmao"
-Sun Tzu The Art Of War
“Because, it’s just some fun little jokes!”
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Because of technoblade
"I don't think sun tzu would want this"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war.
Ah yes. He is leaving the tooth fairy the forbidden nutty-cereal potion.
I died when i read this
@@timothyrutherford4713 😧
true
Got to leave a midnight snack for the creature
Ohh I understand now🤣🤣
„My ass burns after eating too much Taco Bell“
- Some guy surely said this once
I'm somewhere between "hell yeah brother" and "bro quit giving up our secrets"
Bro really just woke up at 7am and decided to do the most random shit to confuse the entire population 💀
I wish I had that type of life
You did not get it?
@@denisixi2762you did?
@@denisixi2762 i do not get it
Nah hes just making sure he has sweet dreams
"Guys, I don't think he's on to something"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
He is not on to something he is on something🗿
People in the comment section be poets frfr 🔥🗣
I mean he did it, he confused them girls
But there may have been friendly fire 💀💀
Yes there was I am very confused
Nice you ruined but idc anyway
🤣
I shouldn’t feel better that others were hit though
Lol
Nah it just means you're a girl but don't know it yet
*The masculine urge to make a potion and hide it under the pillow.*
I put them under my bed but that’s because I’m a woman. Women put their potions under their beds instead of their pillows.
Shadow wizard money gang
We love casting spells 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@ambersummer2685 wgaf
@@Clownsyee Lol aren’t we all playing along?
I have mastered the art of hiding things in plain sight. I once hid an empty container just barely peeking out from behind a picture for a year and two months
Well now I KNOW your trying to confuse me😂😂😂
as a girl i can confirm that i was absolutely discombobulated and flabbergasted
Agreed. This video has been nominated to receive some of my selective indifference, and handcrafted outrage.
This comment section, this video and everyone involved in making and watching it are mentally deficient. I wish nothing but to get the time back i spent watching this. May god have mercy on our worthless souls and braindead minds.
Very well articulated hag
As a male I too have no idea what happened.
that actually made 0 sense even for men lmao
As a member of the boys, I would also like to confirm that I have no idea what the actual fuck just unveiled before my eyes.
Lmao
it’s baby mix
Bruh it's obvious
It’s so obvious
It's obvious as fu...he killed so many lifes💀
“Back in my day, the comments had answers.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War