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@@chscelebrity8325 For starters, he was so proud of being a cocaine user that he admited being one. His narcissism also went through the roof and wanted to make radical changes to the TV series, it never happened and I suppose because of that, Charlie Seen made awful comments about "Two and a Half Men" and the people working on the TV series. His mental health wasn't so good either at the time because when the studio asked for a doctor note proving he would be able to return to work, what was his reaction (this one I admit, I read it on internet)? Charlie Sheen said he was already cured of his addiction, he (and that's a real quote) "blinked" and his brain was cured. Between all of that and insulting Chuck Lorre himself, the crew had enough of this a-hole's behavior and Sheen was fired.
How about during Jake's birthday party, he was feeling tired so he went and grabbed one of his dads vitamins. You know, the blue ones with the V on them. Judith: "Whats going on, I don't understand". Berta: "The kids going to need another party hat".
You barely missed the funniest moment ever. When Alan kept forgetting Jake, he forgot about a play. Jake was Ben Franklin with a kite. End of day he's standing alone holding the kite in a thunderstorm. His reaction to this was classic. His face realizes it then he holds the kite in his little outstretched arm. He gives it a little toss and the crowd goes wild.
My favourite episode is when Charlie met Jill- I mean Bill and when he show the picture to Alan his response was: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! It still makes me laugh 😂
Berta is the best character in the entire show. Her comeback to Lydia "going in or coming out?" was the best! She even got an applause from the audience. Berta was the best because she had the best comebacks and didn't take any crap from anyone
You left out the one where Alan burns down Lindsey's house and acts optimistic like it was nothing. Love will keep us together. Pretty hard to do when you lost everything
Narrator: Two and a Half Men is a show about men who are lonely Me: i been watching this show since my teen years, never knew it was the perfect show for me
My favorite is: Charlie goes swimming in the rough surf near their house, just in order to impress some beautiful young hot surfer chick. He starts to drown. Alan and Bertha see all this, so they CALMLY discuss possibly rescuing Charlie. Unfortunately, Bertha’s mom told her to always wait 30 minutes after eating, before swimming. Bertha must wait 15 more minutes. Alan has “leave-in hair conditioner” on, so he is DEFINITELY not available. They agree that there is no way to help Charlie! - I also love Alan’s incredible meltdown in the bookstore.
Wow there are handful of scenes that could have been mentioned on here. 1. The Earthquake opening 2. Alan trying to explain what a Booty Call is to Jake 3. Alain in the theater, "War of the BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR ASS!" 4. When Charlie and Berta smoked pot and Charlie saw all the past women he dated 5. When Rose was taking care of Charlie while sick 6. Alan's weird interactions with Naomi 7. Jake's picture of Barbra. 8. The Larry Bird scene 9. Charlie, while drunk, mailing out his pants 10. Charlie making his blackout chili and many more.
Since you've mentioned the episode "Apologies For The Frivolity," another hilarious moment from that same episode was when Jake was pretending to be a girl with breasts. When Charlie came in talking about his new girlfriend Lydia, Jake said things like, "She must be dynamite in the sack" and "Lydia sells homes on the beatch." That was one of my favorite all-time scenes from any Two And A Half Men episode. Gut busting!
I was beyond happy to find the series on Peacock. This was One of my favorite shows growing up as a teenager. It’s even funnier now that I’m an adult 😂
@@timonriehl8707 No. I actually really fucking hate How I met your Mother. It just basically tried to do what Friends did better. Also at least Two and a half men didn’t joke about sexual harassment/assault like HIMYM does.
When women get back at the player and how he tries to rectify: Barney on HIMYM: Makes a bracket and figures out the top 4, apologies to them. Charlie on Two and a Half Men: Apologies to every one, and nails them afterwards.
The 'blind double date' diner Charlie's then girlfriend Chelsea set up with Rose in order to couple her with Alan. The sheer awkwardness and facial expressions were legendary. I think the episode was called "above exalted cyclops"
The makeup team was brilliant and really enhanced the comedy. They deserved a special award. Remember? ... Alan's infected ear lobe. Evelyn's plumped up lips. Alan's face all cut and swollen by Charlie's witch girlfriend. Chelsea's flu face. So many hilarious makeup jobs.
1. Alan meeting with Boobra's mom. S03E02 2. Evrlyn Harper creating a dispute between Charlie and Alan's girlfriends. S07E02 3. Charlie and Alan preparing Jake for the junior high. S05E01
The latest seasons, specially when charlie left shoudnt be here. Lot of much better jokes, with Berta, Rose and charlie's long list of girlfriends. Can't believe you left out jake alone night with his grandma, charlie making Alan's clinic into a brothel, charlie's girlfriend turned man saying the truth to Evelyn and making her faint. And the best of the best in my opinion is the covenant episode ending, where their mother is the secret covenant leader and says that she knows the which from her pilates class. That episode is pure gold.
Berta's encounter with Charlie's witch girlfriend nearly made me wet myself. Also love the moment when Judith is talking to Candy while Charlie plays the piano to add music to the conversation.
I laughed so hard on # 10 when I saw it on TV. That one should have been much further up. Charlie's reaction to it while MCD just glares at him is the best! X-D
@@user-Jay178 Because my request on the top 10 worst things the Eds have done got 43 👍s and a ❤️. Also I would like to see in Watchmojo’s opinion what are the most tragic ordeals the white haired 11-year-old had to go through.
I just always loved Herb's use of double entendre without being aware of what he was saying... Or when they were trying to figure out why Judith said Herb was the best she's ever been with.
Nah...the funniest scene is the one where Charlie tries to set Alan up with their new neighbor who’s come in from spending her divorce settlement...Alan remains skeptical about Charlie giving him dates and recounts the ones from the past...”I didn’t know, I was as surprised as you were” -Charlie “No one was as surprised as I was” - Alan 😂😂😂😂...almost coughed a lung up at that scene
Funniest to me was when Allen tells Charlie " I've been putting the pieces together and I think I'm gay" and Charlie replies " which piece did you put where Allen? "🤣
*MY FAVORITES* Charlie pretends to be Judith, and Alan beats him with a pillow; The men's meeting ... which happens to involve Sean Penn, Elvis Costello and Harry Dean Stanton; Charlie snubs Judith; Charlie dates a woman who's just like his mother, and he fails to realize it; and Alan talks to his evil reflection
regardless of what people say I love the heck out of this comedy show. Its one of the best along with: King of Queens, Everybody loves Raymond, Friends, Seinfeld, Mash, and Married with Children
Fav Jake moment: "Youuuu knoooow" wit the mischievous grin. Fav Charlie moment: Singing Superdad n chasing Alan through the house. And all the Rose n him scenes. Fav Alan moment: helping Charlie get the bikini lady out of the house cause Chelsea is 5 mins away. 🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻
One of the funniest episodes was when Martin Sheen guest stared and Evelyn says "I think God gives us children so death won't be such a disappointment". Then Sheen ask" Are you married?" And later when Harvey's (Martin Sheen ) mother saids "He's really a good boy, but these things happen when you marry your first cousin"
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The video just released, how is this posted 5 days ago?
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All 10 moments can easily just be with Berta. She needs her own list ! NOT A SINGLE BERTA MOMENT??? Outrage. She needs her own list.
Agreed :)
Or Rose.
To be fair everyone could have there own top 10 list.
This show is just a gem all around
May that absolutely amazing woman rest in peace
Berta was awesome she was my favourite character
Love it when Charile was still on the show.
This doesn’t need to be said cause we all know
Too bad he was such a jerk.
I always knew he was a huge a-hole but I never knew how f*ed up Charlie Sheen was until he got fired from "Two and a Half Men".
@@wargamesmaster what was wrong
@@chscelebrity8325 For starters, he was so proud of being a cocaine user that he admited being one.
His narcissism also went through the roof and wanted to make radical changes to the TV series, it never happened and I suppose because of that, Charlie Seen made awful comments about "Two and a Half Men" and the people working on the TV series.
His mental health wasn't so good either at the time because when the studio asked for a doctor note proving he would be able to return to work, what was his reaction (this one I admit, I read it on internet)? Charlie Sheen said he was already cured of his addiction, he (and that's a real quote) "blinked" and his brain was cured.
Between all of that and insulting Chuck Lorre himself, the crew had enough of this a-hole's behavior and Sheen was fired.
"I've been in your position."
"Well, she only likes the one." -- LOL
Anything Berta says is comedy gold.
"Did you see that bitch?!"
@@magallanesagustin4952 "I'll be wearing nothing but the vacuum..."
Berta was of the one of the characters that helped carried the show, no lie
Rip Berta 💜
I can’t believe any of these doesn’t involve Rose. I love the episode Rose took care of the “sick” Charlie.
The bathroom scene was the best part.
Yes yes
The ep when he dated rose pretty funny too
Rose (Melanie Lynskey) was the best character of the show, as well as the crazy woman TV crush of many male viewers.
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How about during Jake's birthday party, he was feeling tired so he went and grabbed one of his dads vitamins. You know, the blue ones with the V on them.
Judith: "Whats going on, I don't understand".
Berta: "The kids going to need another party hat".
You barely missed the funniest moment ever. When Alan kept forgetting Jake, he forgot about a play. Jake was Ben Franklin with a kite. End of day he's standing alone holding the kite in a thunderstorm. His reaction to this was classic. His face realizes it then he holds the kite in his little outstretched arm. He gives it a little toss and the crowd goes wild.
Yes ! Lol that was hilarious
My favourite episode is when Charlie met Jill- I mean Bill and when he show the picture to Alan his response was: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! It still makes me laugh 😂
And Charlie's reply- "No no , unholy mother of us! "
“Nooooooooooo!” 😂
Episode?
.It's called "Old Flame with a New Wick" I think
Special mention to Berta's reaction about that 😅
One of the greatest comedies of the 2000s
Berta is the best character in the entire show. Her comeback to Lydia "going in or coming out?" was the best! She even got an applause from the audience.
Berta was the best because she had the best comebacks and didn't take any crap from anyone
2:00 - 🙏RIP Michael Clarke Duncan!🙏
Holly molly😭 Thanks WatchMojo, I was dying for something Like this of (Two and a Half Men). Best sitcom on earth. Period.
Just cus you have your period doesn't mean you are right
I’ve always liked the ‘Squab’ scene
Every bloke wanted to be Charlie - rich, house on the beach, rooting a different bird every day. Living the dream! 😊👍
What about when Jake is being watch by Alan’s mom and jake throws spaghetti on her
Or when Jake was feeding bread to the seagulls and the upstairs was filled with flapping, pooping, squawking birds.
SQUAB!!!!
This FIRST LINE I ever heard from this show (and made me buy the box sets) was:
"You can't SLEEP with him, because he might be your brother."
That's one of my favorite episodes. The "Kandi singing Christmas carols"is in that episode, too.
10 bad moments would be anything with Walden
Crier wasn't that good either after Charlie left.
@@peterstern5266ya not as funny and really have to wanna watch. Effort to watch after Charlie
You left out the one where Alan burns down Lindsey's house and acts optimistic like it was nothing. Love will keep us together. Pretty hard to do when you lost everything
Narrator: Two and a Half Men is a show about men who are lonely
Me: i been watching this show since my teen years, never knew it was the perfect show for me
Hands down best moment is when Chelsea gets a douple date for her, Charlie and Alan and it turns out to be Rose
Oh wow, I forgot this one! This was golden.
The look on Charlie's and Alan's faces when Rose turns around is PRICELESS!!!
@@JohnZinke that moment and the whole seguence with that amount of awkwardness is golden
@@JohnZinke swell
I loved the moment where Charlie imitates a chainshaw and to show that Alan is emasculated he cuts him with it and mimcs the sound too.
You should watch the bloopers reel where they kept messing up that scene and what Charlie wound up doing to Alan. Very funny.
My favorite is:
Charlie goes swimming in the rough surf near their house, just in order to impress some beautiful young hot surfer chick.
He starts to drown. Alan and Bertha see all this, so they CALMLY discuss possibly rescuing Charlie. Unfortunately, Bertha’s mom told her to always wait 30 minutes after eating, before swimming. Bertha must wait 15 more minutes.
Alan has “leave-in hair conditioner” on, so he is DEFINITELY not available. They agree that there is no way to help Charlie!
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I also love Alan’s incredible meltdown in the bookstore.
I loved when Charlie became famous performing songs for children.
And he had a concert while drunk!
Who loves "Charlie Waffles"?..
Wow there are handful of scenes that could have been mentioned on here.
1. The Earthquake opening
2. Alan trying to explain what a Booty Call is to Jake
3. Alain in the theater, "War of the BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR ASS!"
4. When Charlie and Berta smoked pot and Charlie saw all the past women he dated
5. When Rose was taking care of Charlie while sick
6. Alan's weird interactions with Naomi
7. Jake's picture of Barbra.
8. The Larry Bird scene
9. Charlie, while drunk, mailing out his pants
10. Charlie making his blackout chili
and many more.
Your list sounds better. WatchMojo should make a part 2 video. Or should’ve made a top 20 video.
*Boobra 😅 I also like when Alan saw Boobra's mom
@@llydrsn Or Barbra's mams
@@llydrsn And when he saw principal
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“Howdy Doo Charlie?”
“Get That Ugly Thing Out Of My Face!”
“That’s what she said.”
A Part that should be also mentioned honestly.
Oh yeah.😂...the dummy
When Charlie was apologizing to Chelsea but he was drunk and vomits on a baby. That was hilarious.
Seriously, _all_ of "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab".
The fact that 9 out of 10 funny moments from the show involves charlies time on it says a lot about how the show lost its heart after he left..!
I love those episodes with Michael Clark Duncan, his comedy chops were very underrated. I miss that bloke. RIP
Since you've mentioned the episode "Apologies For The Frivolity," another hilarious moment from that same episode was when Jake was pretending to be a girl with breasts. When Charlie came in talking about his new girlfriend Lydia, Jake said things like, "She must be dynamite in the sack" and "Lydia sells homes on the beatch." That was one of my favorite all-time scenes from any Two And A Half Men episode. Gut busting!
Spit is the Devil's Lube is the best quote in this show
I was beyond happy to find the series on Peacock. This was One of my favorite shows growing up as a teenager. It’s even funnier now that I’m an adult 😂
"There's a woman in the house, SHE MUST BE MOUNTED."
When Charlie was nailing Herb's sister.
the no more alimony moment was greattt
With the picture of Alan giving Judith her last check!
Two and a half men >>>>> How I met your Mother.
Two and a half men was hilarious but after Charlie’s death the show went downhill dramatically.
Both GOAT
@@timonriehl8707 No. I actually really fucking hate How I met your Mother. It just basically tried to do what Friends did better. Also at least Two and a half men didn’t joke about sexual harassment/assault like HIMYM does.
@@audreytheausllyologist502 shut up Karen
When women get back at the player and how he tries to rectify:
Barney on HIMYM: Makes a bracket and figures out the top 4, apologies to them.
Charlie on Two and a Half Men: Apologies to every one, and nails them afterwards.
AGREEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the best tv series of all time
The best sitcom ever until Charlie didn't left in my opinion
@@davidiljazovic4488 for sure
I miss this show a lot.. (with Charlie only)
The 'blind double date' diner Charlie's then girlfriend Chelsea set up with Rose in order to couple her with Alan. The sheer awkwardness and facial expressions were legendary. I think the episode was called "above exalted cyclops"
Alan's meltdown episode in the loony bin is top for me. Can't believe it's not even an honorable mention
The makeup team was brilliant and really enhanced the comedy. They deserved a special award. Remember? ... Alan's infected ear lobe. Evelyn's plumped up lips. Alan's face all cut and swollen by Charlie's witch girlfriend. Chelsea's flu face. So many hilarious makeup jobs.
Missing Charlie Sheen
And RIP Berta your Comedy gold.
This show got me through the pandemic...drinking with virtual friends laughing at Malibu beach 🌴
1. Alan meeting with Boobra's mom. S03E02
2. Evrlyn Harper creating a dispute between Charlie and Alan's girlfriends. S07E02
3. Charlie and Alan preparing Jake for the junior high. S05E01
The latest seasons, specially when charlie left shoudnt be here. Lot of much better jokes, with Berta, Rose and charlie's long list of girlfriends.
Can't believe you left out jake alone night with his grandma, charlie making Alan's clinic into a brothel, charlie's girlfriend turned man saying the truth to Evelyn and making her faint. And the best of the best in my opinion is the covenant episode ending, where their mother is the secret covenant leader and says that she knows the which from her pilates class. That episode is pure gold.
Berta's encounter with Charlie's witch girlfriend nearly made me wet myself. Also love the moment when Judith is talking to Candy while Charlie plays the piano to add music to the conversation.
Charlie may make fun of Alan beyond repair but he really does mean well with helping him with his dating issues on occasion
How come you didn't include that moment when Alan started taking experimental pills for money?!
Hahahha, yesss this had me rolling!
Best moments on TAAHM: Charlie comes home drunk and tries to cook chilli.
Rest in peace Conchata Ferrell.
What a quality show this is. Watched all seasons multiple times. It was part of my childhood. Love from India.
I laughed so hard on # 10 when I saw it on TV. That one should have been much further up. Charlie's reaction to it while MCD just glares at him is the best! X-D
I think my favourite is when Alan rolls cause he thinks it’s a gun noise
#10 is my all time favorite scene from the show
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Request: top 10 worst things that happened to Lincoln Loud.
Why?(just asking)
@@user-Jay178 Because my request on the top 10 worst things the Eds have done got 43 👍s and a ❤️. Also I would like to see in Watchmojo’s opinion what are the most tragic ordeals the white haired 11-year-old had to go through.
When Jake sneaks out to a concert then comes home and Charlie is outside drunk and then they sneak back into Jake's bedroom and Alan catches them.
Thanks for all the explanations of every gag in the show, saved me a lot of time not having to watch it and figure it out for myself.
I love the one where a young Jake spends the night with his grandma. One of the funniest episodes ever
Before watching this, Herb at the hospital when Judith is giving birth better be on here. Every scene of him in that episode is golden
Edit: I’m upset
I just always loved Herb's use of double entendre without being aware of what he was saying... Or when they were trying to figure out why Judith said Herb was the best she's ever been with.
A lot of accidents happened on that episode - especially to Herb 😅 also, Melissa was there and hooked up with Allan while Judith was on labor
You could have made this list with all of Jane Lynch's scenes.
The Zing episode is my favorite.
Nah...the funniest scene is the one where Charlie tries to set Alan up with their new neighbor who’s come in from spending her divorce settlement...Alan remains skeptical about Charlie giving him dates and recounts the ones from the past...”I didn’t know, I was as surprised as you were” -Charlie “No one was as surprised as I was” - Alan 😂😂😂😂...almost coughed a lung up at that scene
Funniest to me was when Allen tells Charlie " I've been putting the pieces together and I think I'm gay" and Charlie replies " which piece did you put where Allen? "🤣
*MY FAVORITES*
Charlie pretends to be Judith, and Alan beats him with a pillow;
The men's meeting ... which happens to involve Sean Penn, Elvis Costello and Harry Dean Stanton;
Charlie snubs Judith;
Charlie dates a woman who's just like his mother, and he fails to realize it; and
Alan talks to his evil reflection
I miss this show. This is the once every decade great sitcoms
regardless of what people say I love the heck out of this comedy show. Its one of the best along with: King of Queens, Everybody loves Raymond, Friends, Seinfeld, Mash, and Married with Children
Alan's roast at his bday party was fantastic too
Not having the vasectomy episode where the Dr said "can you feel my finger" should be a federal crime just thinking about that moment has me laughing
What about when Alan puts his rolex in a large glass of water & speaks with a french accent?
“Now i return to the deep”
Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
Fav Jake moment: "Youuuu knoooow" wit the mischievous grin. Fav Charlie moment: Singing Superdad n chasing Alan through the house. And all the Rose n him scenes. Fav Alan moment: helping Charlie get the bikini lady out of the house cause Chelsea is 5 mins away. 🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻
The deer scene is also funny😂😂😂
Who are you kidding? Two and a half men was NEVER funny after Charlie Sheen left!
Old flame with new wick 😂😂😂 best ep ever
Alan feigning heart attacks to stay with Walden was the best episode.
Because he hears you giving Herb instructions like he is a blind man in a mine field, my favorite
My favorite is the hat scene with Jake, Alan and Charlie. The episode with Steven Tyler.
One word: "squab!" That should easily have been on the top ten.
Literally just started binging it on Prime
Bruh what about Jake being confused about the “little head”??? That scene had me rolling 😂
"what do boys have that girls don't?"
"Beards"
"Lower"
*Lower tone* "beards"
@@pamoweiberezi5315 YES. 😂🙏
My family used to gather and watch this show everyday while eating dinner. Great times
Alan's explanation of the Booty call and the "zig zag and roll"
He’s practically talking to himself as Lex Luthor 6:43
zing episode was my fav of all, so many good jokes in 1 episode, could make a top 10 just for that episode. 2nd fav episode was with jill/bill
The origins of Booty Call, by Alan Harper. Simply epic and the best pronunciation of "creek". 😂
that final alimony check scene was funny.
Fourth wall. The finale was the funniest thing ever.
What about the mother song Charlie sang on his piano
Support group by far best episode.
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Most of those honorable mentions should’ve been on that top 10. You want the spit 🤣
Alan Harper is so funny! 😂
Really? Lol even the kid is better
I miss Michael Clarke Duncan!
The episode where Alan forgot Jake was the only episode I've seen I couldn't stop laughing
i don't understand y none of them had berta in it berta always says a funny line in like just about every episode
One of the funniest episodes was when Martin Sheen guest stared and Evelyn says "I think God gives us children so death won't be such a disappointment". Then Sheen ask" Are you married?"
And later when Harvey's (Martin Sheen ) mother saids "He's really a good boy, but these things happen when you marry your first cousin"
The best part about the Oshikiru theme is that they used it in an episode of Big Bang Theory which was also developed by Chuck Lorre
Please bring back two and a half men we all love 💕 that show