Satan Distances Self From Grammys
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- Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
- Satan loves when people worship him, but he wants a little more creativity and a little less cringe. In this press conference, the Prince of Darkness slams Sam Smith's performance at the Grammy awards.
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What do you think? Is Satan overreacting?
Satan is a coward! He won't OWN UP to what HIS followers do!
What is his pronouns, wait a minute I am assuming his gender!
*that’s how you do it!*
When are you going to fire your CEO or put him on leave?
🤣
Even Satan has lost faith in society
😂
When reality is worse than the worst creature in existence 😂
He never had faith in humanity, hence the rebellion.
@@johnsavage7507 Jokes man....Jokes lol
@@johnsavage7507 humanity was cringe anyway
Satan is involved in Tik Tok? I had just always assumed this was the case. Thank you, Bee, for confirming it.
Well, it's a product of the CCP, which is one of Satan's favorite children.
It just makes sense
Karen's correcting Satan on pronouns is just 🤌
And that little contented sigh he gives at the end over gender confusion..."classic!"
not their pronouns , they's pronouns , to be correct....
so much incorrect usage thee days
The Karen's or Kevin's correcting people on utter nonsense. 🙄 Didn't matter 10 years ago and it won't matter in 2033.
This term is antiwhite and we shouldn’t use it
Satan correcting Satan
You guys are doing a great job of pointing out the ongoing hypocrisy through satire. I LOVE you guys.
It's alarming that Satan is the only one to call out the Grammy's...
Well, no one else watches the Grammys.
@@Evil0tto ah, fair point.
Call it out for what?
@@NotMyWar well do a yt search for it lol
@@NotMyWar Keep up there, guy/girl/it.
0:54 "They is a THEY"!
This line was delivered so perfectly, I want to make it my ringtone.
Completely serious, my complements to the actor. Bravo!
actress*
Oh my pronoun was always ahhhhh. Yy.. it usually gets themselves attention
How dare they appropriate Satan! His evil is not for your entertainment!! 😂
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Keep in mind our father is the inventor of humor.
Maybe We Have some Hope After All
Maybe He ll Take Pity On Us The Father of Lies i Mean Our Interests Are Alligned
LMAO!
The Lefties have gone so far of the Rez that even Satan is saying "WTH?"
the part about tiktok influencing kids to question gender....so true. this is why I love the Bee.
“They is a THEY!!”
I got a great chuckle out of that, the way she went shrill voice was perfect
Modern feminism wrecking women's lives.
They are a they is a singular person
“We firmly believe in personal pronouns down here.”
Satan’s indifference to the pronouns is also hilarious. He knows what’s real but he just shrugs like I guess I started this nonsense so I have to play along.
@@democrabots they IS a they , dammit
😅 So good i keep playing this again and again
He's so right about the song"Hallelujah"! And to sing it in church? To have children sing it on America's Got Talent? LoL! Preach!
Sam Smith: "All those fundamentalist Christians were sooooo upset by my performance. They just can't handle me!"
Christians: "Who?"
Sam wishes we cared about his worship of satan. Not so much.
Guess his ego is a little too big if he thinks we actually waste any time thinking about him.
Never heard of him.
I had no idea who he was, nor the trannie in the cage. I'll forget his name before I go to bed.
This is the only time I've heard of him.
Love the callout of Hallelujah too lol. He ain’t wrong. This whole thing was a masterpiece!
I always have to laugh when it’s in Christmas playlists. Um… ok?
Straight facts, I’ve heard the instrumental version played at Hobby Lobby ad nauseum.
Can you explain? I mean, I know it's not really Christian, but I don't quite understand the part that he says in the video
@@cecily3797 Leonard Cohen (may he rest in peace) was a Jew who practiced Zen Buddhism and was not in the slightest bit Christian. He was a poet who wrote and sang about nothing but sex and getting laid, yet did in ways that put medieval troubadours on the level of “do me baby”. He was a genius.
@@k.stacey7389 oh thanks, I get it now
Satan thinks it’s gross…. Hilarious 😅😅
😆
"We always watch The View and the Grammys down here"
All I needed to pray for my own salvation
"Everyone watches the Grammy's, it's before The View and after The View" LOL, this was hilarious
That was the scariest part IMO.
I knew hell was bad, I didn't think it was THAT bad!
I could care less about the Grammys. I do NOT watch them.
@@charlesmangum2100so nap
Time until the view starts over again? lol JK. Love The Bee
Shockingly accurate, especially the hallelujah song. God give Christians a discerning spirit
when you’ve lost Bill Maher and then Satan…
Great stuff guys, you’re the funniest thing out there.
Bill has moments of sober clarity but always goes back for more kool-aid.
@@terryboyer1342
I honestly thought Bill Maher WAS Satan. Surprise to me, they're different people.
For all his hostility towards religion, he's at least honest and consistent with his views, and and leaves no pretense about what he's thinking in a given moment
Leonard Coen's, "Hallelujah" it's a masterpiece in subtly....they even cover the song in Church! That is how you do it!!!!!
“The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist.”
- Keyser Söze
Convince them of the 6 million is a close 2nd place
That quote is from Charles Baudelaire. (Just in case you think that it's just a movie quote)
P. S. Sorry to be that guy...don't hate me bro.
I thought it was convincing ladies that tight leggings are ample clothes
@@JavierSalcedoC uhh, are you suggesting the Holocaust didn’t occur?
@@BlackCoffeeee Thanks. It's never a sin to educate the people. Charles Baudelaire was the older son in the "Lemony Snickets" series, right?
“…..before and after The View…..” LOL
“They is a they” in that angry righteous scream was hilarious
Lol😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 true
I like how even Satan is fed up with wokeness.
"You're supposed to give Satanic songs subtle, misleading names like... Baby Shark."
😂 😂
Very good.
There actually is a rap song that’s pretty disgusting called baby shark.
Finally, someone recognizes that Baby Shark is a subversive devil-worshipping song! 🤣
Okay are we talking about the children's song? I'm so lost
@@randimc09 Yes, we're referring to the children's song "Baby Shark". We're just being silly.
@@RegularCupOfJoe okay 🥵 I thought I was trippin
oh my I just looked up the lyrics to what I thought (and used to sing without thinking) was one of the most beautiful songs ever. And as a kid I used to sing "Imagine".... imagine there's no heaven😢TY BB for bringing this to attention!
It's a beautifully done, horrible song.
Lucifer was known for his beautiful music...
@@michael.barlow yes I love Nothing Else Matters (Metallica) but now cannot help but think how $@t@nic & creepy it is
"It's right after The View, it's right before The View" 🤣
having to watch The View for eternity - that's Hell, all right.
👍Glad someone else caught that line.
This needs to be shown at every church in the country. I'd also like to suggest that it should have had a VERY serious, scare the hell out you moment at the end. Something that would show the reality of who satan is ,and how much he hates us.
Omg your delusional
Life is a South Park episode now. there's nothing left for Trey & Matt to parody.
Yeah ,i love to see a she hulk style ,they go to the writers room and struggle to find good ideas session,i would watch that.
Imagine they saying
That's already done
It is reality
That was two years ago
The “Hallelujah” comment at the end had me rolling. I HATE it when we sing “Hallelujah” in church. It actually makes me upset.
I'm no longer religious and even I get cringed out by how unaware Christians are when it comes to that song.
@@torq21 Just because something has sexual undertones doesn't make it unholy. Read Song of Songs. Jeeze, people.
@@dawnfire82 "undertones"? lol its the entire song. The song is a love song, not a hymn.
@@AlleluiaElizabeth And love != sex. You people...
@@dawnfire82 it’s a beautiful song. It’s just not appropriate for worship to God. Lol
The Baby Shark line made me choke 🤣
Now the dang song is in my head. 🤣😂🤯🤯🤯🤯
@@patriotchic3364 ITS BURRYING ITSELF DEEP IN YOUR BRAIN, CORRUPTING YOUR SOUL!!!!
Best part! 😂
It is definitely Satanic. I hear it, I want to kill something.
oh yea, I burst out laughing
Do you know what a relief it is to hear someone besides me say that "Hallelujah" is NOT a hymn? Thanks, Satan!
You don't mind me asking, what exactly is hallelujah about.. it's clearly not a hymn, but it seems to be about wrestling wrestling with faith struggles after moral failure
I never thought I'd agree with Satan 😂
We live in a strange time 😂
It's a guy in red paint, not satan. Christians shouldn't take this stuff lightly
@@DiggitySlice The video is a joke and my comment is a joke. You should get out more, maybe meet some people.
I mean it's getting overcrowded down there, so bad he is looking around and talking with god about a new place.
Interesting that satan and I agree on one thing: Jesus Christ is God amazing how that works out ❤👍😊💕
Just discovered you guys! You totally rock!! Love satire and sarcasm, just 2 of my favorite ways to prove a person...oh wait...they/them!? ...😳...are idiot's! Failproof and fun!! Carry on!
I've literally had someone identify themselves as a motorcycle and said I HAD to call them by their identity. The thing is...I told them...(on purpose because they kept calling me a "cis" male when I told them I identify as a male and not a "cis" male. I explained to them that if they identify as a motorcycle then I should be able to hop on you and ride you around the block to see how you handle. Needless to say, they didn't understand it...
Wow. Where did you encounter that person?! 😮
Brilliant reply.
You're telling me that identifying as inanimate objects is no longer satirical? Welp. Guess I should stop identifying as an Attack Helicopter. Peeps might start taking me seriously.
I saw a short video clip making fun of something like that and thought it was satire...wow, mind officially blown.
I would have said if your a motorcycle...Im a P-51D MUSTANG BITCH.....BRATATTAT
The comment about the subtleties in music is great. Baby Shark? Haha!
It's gone so far that Satan has to call out the Grammys
This is my early lead candidate for "Video of the Year". Excellent stuff! Thank you Babylon Bee.
The makeup and horns look better than the last devil video. Especially the way the horns are painted and blended. Good job 👍 also very funny.
Baby shark line was GREAT!!!
“You’re supposed to give Satanic songs subtle, misleading names like Stairway to Heaven or Hotel California… or Baby Shark.”
😂😂😂
I Loove the Babylon Bee! You guys hit it right out of the park. 😂
Satan has standards.
The fact that Satan doesn't have nipples is a detail that shows they truly care about their art. 👍🏼👍🏼
"You're supposed to give Satanic songs subtle misleading names like Stairway to Heaven, or Hotel California...or or... Baby Shark"
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Baby Shark is right -- oh, the pain!
@@campbell1446 They probably have that song playing just loud enough to hear over the screaming
Wait is stairway to heaven satanic like the other songs
@@randomking00777 The band supposedly sold their souls to the satan in a magic ritual, so... wouldn't count on it being anything less
Listen to it backwards
Nailed it with Tic Toc and the negative influence it has on kids.
Satan calling it cringy. Lmbo!
Satan doesn't want his image ruined by the Beer Bellied Beelzebub 🤣🤣🤣
I love this Channel!!! 😂👌
Greetings from Swizerland 🇨🇭
This is a big one. Satan disavows the Grammys 😂
Brilliant in every way!! And subtlety being the trick was delivered with style. Good job, Babylon Bee!
"I'm really more into Norwegian Death Metal." - Satan
Man I'd missed the old glory days of Heavy Metal in the 80s and 90s but now we're listening to the woke music and K-Pop which is it really sucks! 🤬
Mongolian Death Metal for the win
Norwegian Black Metal that is. I don't know If they are even capable to play Death Metal. I don't know even one decent Norwegian Death Metal Band. And yes, i do listen to a lot of that stuff. And yes, i don't Like Satan , the View and the Grammys. 🤪
@@wazzup233 just listen to sabaton on loop. Teaches you history and makes you nationalistic for countries you aren't even from.
@@schaeddelrunter yeah you’re right. Norway does black. Sweden does death. But no one does death metal like America does. DeSantis isn’t the only thing Florida has graced us with.
This is pure gold! Thank you babylon bee!
We’re done,when Satan criticizes you,you’re done for it
You know its bad when even Satan wants to distance himself from you.
Living in a world now where even Satan is the voice of reason. Lol
He always was Satan was the original rebel he literally rebelled against the supreme authority of God. 😂
@@gamingforever9121 Equating rebellion with reason is stupid.
@@gamingforever9121 claims made without evidence can be equally dismissed without evidence
@@youtubeshadowbannedme so basically the basis for any religion can be dismissed then because theirs no evidence for any of them ?
@@dawnfire82 wasn’t doing that merely pointing out Satans rebellion against god might have had a point . Beyond just jealousy.
Finally. Someone gets the pure evil that is Baby Shark!
Leonard Cohen Hallelujah. Oh wow, this is throwing down the gauntlet.
I love these interviews! The Grammys? Do any "normal"
folks watch these things anymore?
It's true. Satan loves nuance and subtlety, little undertones. Overt worship is... tacky. Gotta reel em in first, then hit with the haymaker, make the big swing first and the person dodges. Good to see the old adversary take a stand on this one.
You guys just keep knocking it out of the ballpark! Man! Baby Shark? 🤣😝🤣😝
Last time I checked Satan wasn't worried about offending anybody.
Check again ! Where you not paying attention? Even Satan has feelings!🤯🤣😂🤪🤡
Neither is God
Satan _loves_ offending people. but he foregoes that urge to reap the higher evil of tricking people into the trans crap.
Where do you think all the screeching woke people are going when they die? He's surrounded by them down there, poor guy.
Its worth more for Satan to keep playing along so that they get more inveted in the trans ideology.
"You're not the devil. You're practice." - Bruce Wayne, 2005.
As someone who despises Baby Shark, I 100% agree with it being evil 🤣
why?
When my son was young, Barney drove me nuts. I am now retired and keep his daughter while her parents work. Yesteryear's Barney is today's Baby Shark!
Doo doot doo doot doo doo.
damn Satan fine!!! Them muscles 😂😂
Classic line: “Keep it subtle like Stairway to Heaven, Hotel California and Baby Shark.”
Do you suppose the part about stairway is in regards to Robert Plant saying he’s not sure where the motivation to write that song came from?
I wanted to ask about that one. How are those songs satanic in nature?
@@shadowpriest2574 This is parody. It's how jokes are constructed. Baby shark is obviously not satanic. But it follows the rule of three, where you list three things and which the first two could be related to the topic you're discussing and then give the punch at the third thing which goes along with the other role of surprise or unexpectedness.
Also read the lyrics to stairway to heaven. It's about people who are trying to buy themselves into heaven but may end up actually going to the other place. So there is some subtle mention of Hell in that song, and that's why the joke works.
@@josephthomasmusic I understand now. Thank you.
@Joel Platt I think the intention was to poke fun of the Christians at the time (and after) who were convinced it was evil because of the druid and runes on the album cover, as well as the fact it was rock and roll. Guitarist Jimmy Page WAS heavily into the occult at the time though. Even bought Satanist Aleister Crowleys old mansion. I'm a huge classic rock fan but Plant and Page were into some dark stuff during the 70s.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is absolute gold!
Brilliant! Again! Keep 'em coming!
You folks consistantly knock it out of the park. Amazing.
I know I'm 4 days late but I have been waiting for this video!!!
I didn't watch the Grammys but I heard about the SS thing so I googled it and my first thought was " Satan cannot be happy about this. Satan is not always so this blatant. ". Then my second thought was... " I can't wait till BB puts a Satan video out about this! "
Grammy was 99% woke instead of 100%, with Dave Chappelle.
Chappelle looses points in my book for accepting that award.
@@markmurex6559 Nah, the fact he accepted it in front of the wokies...lose their little minds.
@@AtmonTheExectioner don't be fooled by Chappelle he's part of their club. the whole world is a stage
@@blackrussian12345 Normally I would agree...but the wokies are gunning for him pretty hard. Even tried to kill him last year.
@@blackrussian12345 Yeah, I agree. Most comedians are fairly hardcore leftists who only take problem with censorship when its done to them and nobody else. I had quite a few wake up calls about that one. A favorite of mine is the Johnny Depp trial. I remember they took an interview Ricky Jervais about the trial and he was not happy that it was televised, which seems odd to me, since you would expect someone like Ricky Jervais who supposedly is someone who belives in reason to be happy that a trial was more transparent , but he was not.
Really glad you're being specific, re song titles, etc.
This is great.☝
😂 The devil is embarrassed for them.
That was great, thanks Bee!!
It was one of their best parodies,I have seen
“Held at the Grammys. I’ll sure you all saw it.”
Awfully bold of u to assume that.
Over the top, but spot on about the subtle ways of sin and temptation and the great deceiver. The devil.
Growing up my family never listened to Hallelujah. Didn't go to church, never listened to it. I was completely caught off guard with that reference.
I mean, going to church wouldn't have meant you heard it. Its not a church hymn. Not supposed to be, anyway. Its a ballad about romance/lust. It uses imagery from the Samson's and David's stories in the bible, but that's just meant as references. I don't think it masquerades as a hymn on purpose, some people just don't listen to lyrics.
Yup!! Great call outs on Hotel California, Enneagram and Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah.. not to mention Baby Shark.. 😁
So accurate that they would prefer pronouns down there LOLOL. I mean its where they emerge from anyway. Though its funny to see Satan not even follow that lolol. Also his anger over people not being subtle makes perfect sense given how sneaky Satan tends to be. Babylon Bee is always absolutely brilliant and layered with their sense of humor. Makes you appreciate the jokes even more.
"We always watch the Grammys down here. It's right before The View, it's right after the The View"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I don't blame him....what an embarrassment
this isn’t parody, it’s truth.
Even Mr. Scratch doesn't want any part of Hollywood.
Babylon Bee helps keep me sane in the insane times.
Who else kind of wants to see the Babylon Bee satan character do TikTok videos now?😂
In one sense I do, for some more comic relief. But then I am reminded that Jesus is coming back soon, and we seriously need to spend time getting the word out about what’s coming so people don’t have to go through hell on earth. They have no idea what awaits them.
That was priceless😂😂😂😂
Only we damn well know that Satan will be like “no such thing as bad publicity, I’ll take it.”
In screwtape letters by CS Lewis, it is infact possible that satan may not like it because it’s too overt and may actually push many unbelievers to explore the opposite of such overt satanism. Thereby leading them to Christ.
You're forced to watch the Grammys and the View "down there"?!?! I've got to go to church more!
Repent all sins, or The View awaits.
Edit: Satan effing around with my predictive text.
Thanks for pointing it out, even though I can't see your message here, only by notification😑
@@thestorytellerukspellcheck is Effing with you, pretty sure you typed “repent.”
Thanks, I needed that!
Lol…..love you guys contents
Wow. This was impressive. Even calling out cohen's hallelujah. I did not expect that.
He's right, you know. Especially that part about Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah, no matter what version you play.
Yes thank you!
Exactly!!
I actually had no idea, till just now. Rather shocking.
Maybe I'm dense, but I don’t see it?
@@ChiakiNanami736 i didn't either until i read the lyrics
As soon as I saw the clips of the Grammys I was wondering when the Bee would make a video! 😂
I love the thought that all that plays in Hell is the view and the Grammys 🤣
And Full House!
Well after all, it is Hell.
Should have started with
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
Good one!
Spot on as always, especially that final part.
we're living in Mystery Babylon, May God have mercy on us
LOVE that you blasted Leonard Cohen! ALWAYS found that "Hallelujah" disgusting. Thank you, SATAN!
I KNEW it!
That darned "Baby Shark" song !!!
If I was the Prince of Darkness I'd be upset, too if I was portrayed as a pudgy poofter with an identity crisis.
You know these people are losing their stuff when even Satan is mocking you! 🤣
Yeah the rightwing outrage was a bit over the top, I agree.
Babylon Bee LOL! Again with your amazing ability to make me question if this is news or comedy.
Very well written