Portugal: wasted so many chances and so much potential lol. Great economy, what do we use it for? 1) Retarded incompetence at capturing Seoul, which could provide crucial advantage 2) Being quite capable of taking Utrecht and honestly maybe even more... and retreating fleets 3) Having frigates when Byz was stuck on ancient ships... and even attacking them... and again retreating with such advantage... 4) Byzantium, the clear imminent hegemon, has its all armies in opposite part of the map, occupied with somebody else? Strategic crucial south island is ready to attack? Nah, let's lose all our manpower on Dutch and be left as the only remaining opponent of now like 2x stronger Byzantium! Not only they failed to do anything properly, maybe if not their attacks on Netherlands the Dutch would be capable of killing Byz. Netherlands: That killsteal of Spain straight from Byz hands was great move... But they were less focused than Byz and had bad luck with Portugal. Byzantium: Excellent performance the entire time, just proffesional competence. Korea: can anybody explain to me how the hell they could fuck up their basic pop growth so badly? Exact same starting conditions as Byz and by turn 100 Byz has 24 pop and Korea 4? Perfect set of uniques to win this map, and they couldn't even properly get out of an ancient age... on a map without barbarians or early invasions. Tl;dr Byzantium was a proffesional, Portugal was drunk, Netherlands were not good enough, Korea was mentally handicapped and Spain just didn't care.
Dromons protect Byz like Royal Navy protect the UK. I actually thought Byz was falling behind when they stopped with Varna and their tech isnt that far ahead either, but then global politics kick in.
+Rovsea Dromon. And yeah, Byzantium is perhaps the most dangerous opponent in the entire game if you've got a lot of coastal cities in the early game. It's an advantage that is quickly lost, but if you get to properly utilize it, it will probably win you the game. The good news against Byzantium is that the window of opportunity they have for using the ship is quite small. Also, to be fair, the AI is always retarded.
Korea: They cant conquer your entire island if you never had an entire island to begin with. Spain: Currently the winner of most mediocre player of Civ BR for 28 games in a row Portugal: Focus on taking on the growing threat of the Byzantine Empire? Nah, lets fuck up the dutch! Netherlands: If we dont move, maybe they wont notice us. Dont worry, those citadels are probably being placed out of friendship. Byzantine: Popping out 5 cities from the start, and stealing your opponents island wins you the game. Who would have thunk?
Ah comon, the dutch AI finally did something, i was so proud of them! they never seem to do much in other battles. surviving for as long as they did in madrid was pretty great though.
Blue dudes were like "Yo let's protect the orange dudes from the white dudes! Orange dudes our friend now!" and then that awkward pause when there could be only one winner. So you have to kill your friend/pet to end the game.
(A person comes from the future into early 11th century Constantinople) Person from the future: Wow, so this is the Byzantine Empire? A citizen of Constantinople: What's and where is the Byzantine Empire? Person from the future: Isn't this the capital of it? Citizen of Constantinople: Never heard of the Byzantine Empire, but you are in Constantinople, the capital of the Roman Empire. Person from the future: Excuse me, what?
"green islands in the deep ocean surrounded by impenetrable mountains..." meanwhile Constantinople just straight up settles on koreas island in early game
Advisor: The rest of the world is beginning to expand their empires, grow their cities, advance the technology tree, we should follow suit. Sejong of Korea: *warrior axe go brrr*
@@MadPutzyeah nah it was only in the early 20th century that Japan had the upper hand against Korea. Throughout history, Japan was almost always at the receiving end of 'civilization'. Sure, Japan always tried to invade Korea, but to no avail until the early 20c.
you gotta respect Biz for keeping the Dutch like that yea we're chill you go take Portugal while we just enjoy our only standing city with no chance of getting anothet
The Byzantines attack Portugal, so they retaliate by attacking the Koreans?! Well I guess that is what happens when you are sandwiched between two more powerful empires except this time there is no Yi Sun-Sin.
I am shocked to see the Byzantines actually win. Most games I play with them involve them being decapitated way too easily. It is as if their AI behavior is self-destructive.. Guess I am wrong.
Can we have a moment to be thankful we don't live in Busan? That poor city saw more wars and armies pass through its streets than any real world cities.
Idea for next games: "Medieval unique unit" civs (you did "ancient civs") Songhai, Arabia, China, Japan, Korea, Siam, Mongolia, Denmark, Zulu bonus points for max tech level being actually medieval Later same with Renaissance
after seeing that korea didn't make a second city i thought to myself "i bet the byzantines put a city there those cheeky lads" because ai byzantines just tend to in my experience. glad i was right
i picked lisbon because they were first to get navy goin...was surprised how well Amsterdam sprung into action, but as soon as they got spain they got sunk my portugal..fair play to Constantinople tho lol
Portugal:
wasted so many chances and so much potential lol. Great economy, what do we use it for?
1) Retarded incompetence at capturing Seoul, which could provide crucial advantage
2) Being quite capable of taking Utrecht and honestly maybe even more... and retreating fleets
3) Having frigates when Byz was stuck on ancient ships... and even attacking them... and again retreating with such advantage...
4) Byzantium, the clear imminent hegemon, has its all armies in opposite part of the map, occupied with somebody else? Strategic crucial south island is ready to attack? Nah, let's lose all our manpower on Dutch and be left as the only remaining opponent of now like 2x stronger Byzantium!
Not only they failed to do anything properly, maybe if not their attacks on Netherlands the Dutch would be capable of killing Byz.
Netherlands: That killsteal of Spain straight from Byz hands was great move... But they were less focused than Byz and had bad luck with Portugal.
Byzantium: Excellent performance the entire time, just proffesional competence.
Korea: can anybody explain to me how the hell they could fuck up their basic pop growth so badly? Exact same starting conditions as Byz and by turn 100 Byz has 24 pop and Korea 4? Perfect set of uniques to win this map, and they couldn't even properly get out of an ancient age... on a map without barbarians or early invasions.
Tl;dr Byzantium was a proffesional, Portugal was drunk, Netherlands were not good enough, Korea was mentally handicapped and Spain just didn't care.
The Byzantine galley ship (forget its name) is pretty OP, to be fair.
Korea was sadly just an early game chewing toy.
:(
Dromons protect Byz like Royal Navy protect the UK. I actually thought Byz was falling behind when they stopped with Varna and their tech isnt that far ahead either, but then global politics kick in.
Yup, Portuguese were the masters of incompetence in this game
+Rovsea
Dromon. And yeah, Byzantium is perhaps the most dangerous opponent in the entire game if you've got a lot of coastal cities in the early game. It's an advantage that is quickly lost, but if you get to properly utilize it, it will probably win you the game. The good news against Byzantium is that the window of opportunity they have for using the ship is quite small.
Also, to be fair, the AI is always retarded.
Ah yes, the "5 warriors before anything else" build order by Korea, truly a classic.
Lmao
It's like they knew everyone was going to try to invade them lol
Korea: They cant conquer your entire island if you never had an entire island to begin with.
Spain: Currently the winner of most mediocre player of Civ BR for 28 games in a row
Portugal: Focus on taking on the growing threat of the Byzantine Empire? Nah, lets fuck up the dutch!
Netherlands: If we dont move, maybe they wont notice us. Dont worry, those citadels are probably being placed out of friendship.
Byzantine: Popping out 5 cities from the start, and stealing your opponents island wins you the game. Who would have thunk?
Ah comon, the dutch AI finally did something, i was so proud of them! they never seem to do much in other battles. surviving for as long as they did in madrid was pretty great though.
For a moment I was scared Portugal can actually do something competent
Rematch requested. Korean AI machine broke.
Korea be like "1 city strat is best strat, I actually built Busan and Jeonju for Portugal anyway."
Korean AI couldn't decide between tall and wide development, so it just combined worst traits of both without their advantages
Lol dutch madrid was the winner for me
Korea: "This is fine."
KOREAN:not fineㅠㅠ
Every singleplayer civ game ever:
The person you are trading with has -500 gold per turn. *eyes their massive, basically unit spam, army*
Did- did the Byzantine just win their first game?
Watching an AI-only play session can be quite mesmerizing.
right! I just spend the past 15 minutes watching this.
dude that map is so amazing and I love it, it got me excited.
Blue dudes were like "Yo let's protect the orange dudes from the white dudes! Orange dudes our friend now!" and then that awkward pause when there could be only one winner. So you have to kill your friend/pet to end the game.
A sea battle where Korea can't build turtleships... Thanks for playing, better luck next time!
You could do a map where literally every tile is salt and see how that goes
You mean everyone have a lot of production and food and have epic battles?
+Card Battler
Yes, that is exactly what he means ^^
+1 from me to this suggestion. The video could be called something salty.
Ironic if Carthage would win that one.
(A person comes from the future into early 11th century Constantinople)
Person from the future: Wow, so this is the Byzantine Empire?
A citizen of Constantinople: What's and where is the Byzantine Empire?
Person from the future: Isn't this the capital of it?
Citizen of Constantinople: Never heard of the Byzantine Empire, but you are in Constantinople, the capital of the Roman Empire.
Person from the future: Excuse me, what?
"green islands in the deep ocean surrounded by impenetrable mountains..."
meanwhile Constantinople just straight up settles on koreas island in early game
Tfw it's Theodora first successful game
Advisor: The rest of the world is beginning to expand their empires, grow their cities, advance the technology tree, we should follow suit.
Sejong of Korea: *warrior axe go brrr*
6:17 -- "We Coo Right?" -Dutch
The netherlands does what it does best, defeat spain
Byzantium with the very aggressive forward settle on Korea 🤣
Oh man, this is a great setup for Korea, they're gonna-
Goddammit, you had ONE JOB!
Just like real history. Sandwiched by China and Japan.
@@MadPutzyeah nah it was only in the early 20th century that Japan had the upper hand against Korea. Throughout history, Japan was almost always at the receiving end of 'civilization'. Sure, Japan always tried to invade Korea, but to no avail until the early 20c.
you gotta respect Biz for keeping the Dutch like that
yea we're chill you go take Portugal while we just enjoy our only standing city with no chance of getting anothet
YAY I FINALLY GEUSSED A VICTORY RIGHT
Epic war Byzance-Portugal !
It's amazing what you can do when happiness is not a constraint
These are so satisfying to watch. I must find more of these.
I once got a 61 pop city (Constantinople) as Byzantium. Brings back memories, even though I couldn't get a cultural victory in that game.
Koreans losing in a video game? What kind of sorcery is this?
They were scientically hindered. (Despite being a science based civilization)
Also, your username is contradictory
The full out war between Portugal and Byzantium was honestly pretty cool
Well done Portugal, well done in taking out the Dutch
HOWEVER
First two seconds of the video and I already love it. That song is one of my favourites on the Made in Abyss OST
Soundtracks of tgese videos are always so kickass.
Raksody The first one was from Made in Abyss, a god-tier anime with a god-tier soundtrack
I look away for 10 seconds then each of the civs have armies of like 20
Korea just didnt care anymore and the dutch missed a lot of opportunities. Also that dutch Madrid at the end was hilarious.
Weird that the blue guys let them live for so long
War. War never changes. Especially if it goes on for multiple centuries.
The civ more agressive from the beginning win at the end...
As soon as the great wall went up I couldn't see Byzantium loosing a defensive war and they pretty much won by a landslide.
losing
0:28 Look at Varna
Thats just a big middle finger to Korea
Beat their population in like 25 turns too.
So basically, Korea and Byzantium were at war for like 1300 years straight.
Can't believe Madrid pulled a "¡No Pasarán!" until being the last one standing
Madrid had already been taken by the Netherlands...
That was revenge for the dutch war for independence
Was sure Byz was gonna win. Bonus religion slot can give you A LOT.
Some civs lasted way longer then they had any right to
lol Before the game start I thought korea had this, i thought they would be ahead in technology and just win but they did nothing. F for Korea
Really thought Portugal was going to win it this time
"We cool, we cool." - The Dutch, probably
If korea expanded eariler, they could have gotten to Turtle ships and shit on everyone easy.
That anime music tho
To day's lesson. Even you are op civilization do not build only one city
Lol, the Dutch still got 2nd
Once they got The Great Wall, they had a tremendous defense, and it was game over for everyone else.
white falls, madrid: "oh shit"
The original battle royale
So happy you stopped having England on these water-based maps, it makes for much more exciting content
Might as well stop using Korea. I honestly belive they can't win even if they start in modern age vs everyone in Ancient.
Nahhhh the great wall not covering THOSE 2 tiles is killing me, IGE edit that shit😭😂
I miss the day when you can expand your territory to 11 tiles away
The Byzantines attack Portugal, so they retaliate by attacking the Koreans?! Well I guess that is what happens when you are sandwiched between two more powerful empires except this time there is no Yi Sun-Sin.
I am shocked to see the Byzantines actually win. Most games I play with them involve them being decapitated way too easily. It is as if their AI behavior is self-destructive.. Guess I am wrong.
Oh god, that made in abyss ost.
Oh I see you're a man of culture as well
Can we have a moment to be thankful we don't live in Busan? That poor city saw more wars and armies pass through its streets than any real world cities.
NEVER screw with Byzantium without thinking it through. She's beaten me a number of times, whether in score or war
Wow these are actually super interesting to watch.
Idea for next games:
"Medieval unique unit" civs (you did "ancient civs")
Songhai, Arabia, China, Japan, Korea, Siam, Mongolia, Denmark, Zulu
bonus points for max tech level being actually medieval
Later same with Renaissance
Yeah but use the Tojo mod so Oda isn't stuck with the Zero and gets a dojo instead.
How do they build cities so close?
There's only 2 tiles between the cities.
very good music choice friend
Oh hell, did you throw battlefield 2 modern combat's theme in? Nostalgi'ing
Saaaaaaaame. Instantly got Bridge Too Far memories
Pleasantly surprised with the video starting off with a Made in Abyss piece.
so thats what it was, i was sitting there like where have i heard this from
Korea settled their cities too late
I wasn't expecting them all to be so war-mongerie. I guess if they 'covet lands' AI does what AI does.
I know I'm bad at this game but those unit numbers were insane. Some of those armies got to ridiculous sizes
The made in abyss music 😢
Constantinople literally had the game won from 1 minute in and then spent the whole rest of the game trying to throw. They almost managed to lose.
really interessting to see how the AI works
Game ends at :29 when Byzantium settles it's 5th city.
My Dutch Boi made it to second place!
I'd say third. In fact I'm sure Willaim was kept alive to be Theodora's bitch.
the song of made in abyss in the start i love that song
Sailing ships going to combat next to modern battleships. Only in Civ.
On another note, Constantinople wins again of course.
Byzantium: " I got a Great Wall, down to hell you go !"
Didnt expect to hear made in abyss in here
"But can we do the Netherland second?"
Yellow at 6:12 “were in the end game now.”
Funny thing about this channel is that it gets maaaaddd views, but no subscribers.
lol
I immediately recognized the first song :D
What is that song?
@@malluk7064 Those everyday Feels by Kevin Penkin, it's from an anime called Made in Abyss, highly recommended
@@malluk7064 Im pretty sure he linked it in the info, but its from the anime 'Made in Abyss" which just has an all around awesome soundtrack
*Japan 1940 simulator *
The Dutch took revenge for the loss of Ostende by capturing Madrid :D
Made in abyss theme! The best anime
rottherdam once beutifull 29 city size now in ruins :{. *sad wilhelemns in background
They all had the same start and everything right?, how did Korea screw up so damn badly?
I was waiting for this🔥
Made in abyss chills
Nice MiA music.
Made in abyss OST? Nice. :-)
Turn 500- oh Spain is still alive
Turn 600- Can anything be done?
Turn 608- oh rip
after seeing that korea didn't make a second city i thought to myself "i bet the byzantines put a city there those cheeky lads" because ai byzantines just tend to in my experience. glad i was right
lol, the first half of the vid was like the end of WW2, Korea getting sandwiched by Portugal and Byzantium.
A moment of silence for Korea.
Always that one AI that drags their feet early on
That moment when you realize the Netherlands aren’t out yet
Huh?
I like how Shokugeki no Souma music was used in this video lol
i picked lisbon because they were first to get navy goin...was surprised how well Amsterdam sprung into action, but as soon as they got spain they got sunk my portugal..fair play to Constantinople tho lol