The C.I.A. Tried to Recruit Me!

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2019
  • I was approached by a scammer who claimed he was a recruiter for the Central Intelligence Agency. This is my story.

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  • @dsuede
    @dsuede 4 роки тому +2976

    As soon as I saw the "ID" card I instantly thought it was a 12 year old trying to get some cash.

    • @anguspontin7244
      @anguspontin7244 4 роки тому +164

      why would you know this information? give me your full name so i can report you to the cia

    • @dsuede
      @dsuede 4 роки тому +56

      Angus Pontin aw sh-

    • @dave9904
      @dave9904 4 роки тому +53

      12 year olds are smarter than that.

    • @isaiahjack3140
      @isaiahjack3140 4 роки тому +57

      Havloc 12 year olds wouldn’t ask for that much , they may ask for like $20 max lol

    • @dave9904
      @dave9904 4 роки тому +32

      @@isaiahjack3140 depends on the 12 year old

  • @bee-yq3wb
    @bee-yq3wb 3 роки тому +3122

    I literally laughed out loud when he showed the top secret CIA id

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 3 роки тому +170

      I was WHEEZING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They're not even trying anymore!

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 роки тому +76

      Very genuine ID card

    • @GriziDaWiz
      @GriziDaWiz 3 роки тому +10

      Could probably just print that picture out and the quality wouldn’t differ much.

    • @sciencefiction6060
      @sciencefiction6060 3 роки тому +3

      Laugh out loud

    • @venti2569
      @venti2569 2 роки тому +4

      ME TOO I CANT

  • @ludvigdittmer
    @ludvigdittmer 3 роки тому +902

    All the dislikes are the CIA, because they just wanted to employ him

    • @47streetcop96
      @47streetcop96 2 роки тому +5

      Too funny. Sadly they are probably idiots who think the title is click bait when it's actually just a matter of perspective.

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 2 роки тому +2

      No, all the dislikes are jealous walmart greeters because they aren't going to get the cash now.

    • @TheDanDude17
      @TheDanDude17 2 роки тому +13

      UA-cam has got rid of the dislike count on videos now. Was this CIA Agent Gerald Smith's doing?!

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheDanDude17 you still can see them with a plugin. However this is just a bypass and google is working to "fix" it. Only some weeks, maybe a couple of months left of dislikes.

    • @TylerWitucki
      @TylerWitucki 2 роки тому +1

      @@davekachel Screw google. They are just protecting the front-page news and sponsors from dislikes.

  • @akirakato1293
    @akirakato1293 3 роки тому +474

    he's gotta be just trolling knowing it's pleasant green, theres no fcking way that id card was not a joke

    • @VecheslavNovikov
      @VecheslavNovikov 2 роки тому +26

      Proper trolling would involve going through a proxy either in Salt Lake City or in Lagos.

    • @videodeposu8741
      @videodeposu8741 2 роки тому +2

      @@VecheslavNovikov maybe that was not a proper trolling lol

    • @I_DONT_SUPPORT_TERRORISTS
      @I_DONT_SUPPORT_TERRORISTS 2 роки тому +11

      He wasn't trolling. Most scammers are just dumb AF!
      Which might also be a reason they don't have a job...

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому

      I was thinking that while watching it. That happened to him on another video except they pretending to be a reformed scammer. Besides the ID I haven't heard about the scam anywhere else and they seemed unusually bad at scamming. And they might have known he would look up the address and see that it's a Walmart.

  • @nothingleft3473
    @nothingleft3473 4 роки тому +1224

    That ID looks like something I'd make when I was 5 to try and convince family that I'm in the CIA

    • @jakx2ob
      @jakx2ob 4 роки тому +82

      I think most children would be trying harder than that.

    • @joshuapotts6361
      @joshuapotts6361 4 роки тому +15

      jakx2ob shots fired

    • @barrettross3772
      @barrettross3772 2 роки тому +1

      @@jakx2ob Bro, you didn’t have to kill him!

    • @jbsvlog6191
      @jbsvlog6191 2 роки тому +2

      @@jakx2ob 😂 for real

    • @joshuawidener8407
      @joshuawidener8407 Місяць тому

      You laugh now but it's crazy what old people fall for

  • @howdoichangeyoutubeaccount2660
    @howdoichangeyoutubeaccount2660 4 роки тому +2354

    Ahh the old Ben Dover trick never gets old

    • @KianB
      @KianB 4 роки тому +11

      Ice-Wallow Come

    • @KianB
      @KianB 4 роки тому +3

      Ice-Wallow Come

    • @Charkel
      @Charkel 4 роки тому +5

      To bad you can't do the god ol' "ice wallow come"

    • @LouisianaBurns
      @LouisianaBurns 4 роки тому +6

      Aww shucks Ben...I cant wait til they call me up...I. C. Weiner here!

    • @davidw.4524
      @davidw.4524 4 роки тому +3

      He has a fetish for scams.. Lok

  • @wilfdarr
    @wilfdarr 3 роки тому +101

    His “to secret ID card for the CIA” looks like something I made when I was 6!

    • @Delibro
      @Delibro 2 роки тому +2

      Yes, I think this scammer indeed was a kid, also his other answers and the sudden end when only the first problem occurs (he knows his location).

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon 2 роки тому +1

      @@Delibro i wouldnt even call him a scammer. Its definetly a Fan that just wanted to have some fun (maybe as a bet) and tried to be in a Video.
      Noone would fall for that id card.
      Probably wouldnt have taken the money if Mr Green actually provided it.

  • @connorallgood0922
    @connorallgood0922 3 роки тому +64

    Wow the CIA is on a budget for their IDs. Gotta love their creative design team, I might finally be able to get a job that I can improve the government with.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 2 роки тому +4

      They have to save some money somewhere. All that money they spent on the super secret Skype.

  • @shura4136
    @shura4136 4 роки тому +4617

    I’m pretty sure impersonating a CIA agent is a federal crime

    • @nimbex3081
      @nimbex3081 4 роки тому +486

      Yeah, but is it a crime in New Zealand? I'm sure they'll arrest him right away.

    • @CHEESEDADDY
      @CHEESEDADDY 4 роки тому +453

      No he was impersonating Gerald Smith

    • @yuh6094
      @yuh6094 4 роки тому +35

      lllSpicelll well good thing he’s not in the us

    • @paoloscippa9215
      @paoloscippa9215 4 роки тому +13

      LoL it is valid for every law enforcement.

    • @paoloscippa9215
      @paoloscippa9215 4 роки тому +5

      @dr badboy you mad bro?

  • @jasonharnois674
    @jasonharnois674 4 роки тому +1002

    This is the greatest scam I’ve seen. Yes, we partner with Walmart. We rent a storage space for our H.Q. 😂😂😂

    • @jennifersilves4195
      @jennifersilves4195 4 роки тому +18

      In cooperation with the FEMA camps in Walmarts.

    • @Steampunkkids
      @Steampunkkids 4 роки тому +19

      Please, the guy spelled it wallmart. The 2 L’s make it the “Special” HQ location

    • @vjjusn6486
      @vjjusn6486 4 роки тому +8

      And he didn’t even spell Walmart correctly

    • @CugnoBrasso
      @CugnoBrasso 4 роки тому +3

      Haha at that point I was expecting him to charge Ben 400$ for the info.

    • @balasheeda
      @balasheeda 4 роки тому +9

      Meet agent Smith at aisle 9.

  • @bane4743
    @bane4743 3 роки тому +46

    Plot twist: This was actually a recruitment from the CIA and they wanted to test his social engineering skills.

  • @donpelucas292
    @donpelucas292 Рік тому +19

    I've shopped at that Walmart many times. I've even been into the warehouse/stockroom and even up to the roof to perform construction work for this site and I'm shocked to find out this is in fact a CIA office. Hidden in plain sight. Genius!

  • @mierbeuker8148
    @mierbeuker8148 3 роки тому +2215

    Wait...the CIA sends you an email....without knowing your name, or birthday?!?
    Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the quality of work at the CIA is slipping a little.

    • @balung
      @balung 3 роки тому +60

      So is their grammar, united states! 🇦🇺👍

    • @FoXenthusiast42
      @FoXenthusiast42 3 роки тому +29

      @@balung hm I thought the US flag was 🇻🇪

    • @Goblinthief
      @Goblinthief 3 роки тому

      Axiom Space geez no kidding lol

    • @goku-sangreen4510
      @goku-sangreen4510 3 роки тому +2

      @@balung thats not the america flag edit: am a dumbass

    • @almightyziz
      @almightyziz 3 роки тому +18

      @@goku-sangreen4510
      this is the real American flag foo🇲🇽

  • @stopandlisten6070
    @stopandlisten6070 4 роки тому +2377

    I'm starting to think that guy maybe wasn't actually from the CIA

    • @bjt-lz1jl
      @bjt-lz1jl 4 роки тому +138

      That’s what they want you to think

    • @56585656587
      @56585656587 4 роки тому +8

      why/?

    • @candirockstar135
      @candirockstar135 4 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheTicassShow
      @TheTicassShow 4 роки тому +61

      Nah bro he uses a special version of skype 😳 he not kidding

    • @RP-kr2mg
      @RP-kr2mg 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheTicassShow I'm more concerned about the fact that a not so secret version of Skype costs 1000USD less per call. I mean

  • @ElMencho.
    @ElMencho. 2 роки тому +14

    “This is top secret CIA skype” I’m crying

  • @mjmulenga3
    @mjmulenga3 3 роки тому +28

    Among other errors, he spelt cheque in the British manner.

  • @5alpha23
    @5alpha23 4 роки тому +399

    That ID card cracked me up so hard!!! 😂

    • @RAiNfORAiNbOW
      @RAiNfORAiNbOW 4 роки тому +7

      @ANTISCAM POLICE that scammer is probably a viewer of the channel

    • @th1nkfriday
      @th1nkfriday 4 роки тому +1

      Looks like Trump did it Lol

  • @JChildersfilm
    @JChildersfilm 4 роки тому +2146

    was hoping you would end by telling him you’re actually CIA and that’s how you tracked him

    • @rmf6680
      @rmf6680 3 роки тому +43

      I was legit about to comment this

    • @ED-LETRICAL
      @ED-LETRICAL 3 роки тому +21

      If he told him that, he would have to kill him!

    • @grop66
      @grop66 3 роки тому +1

      Ha haaa 🤣

    • @thebigtricky9156
      @thebigtricky9156 3 роки тому +22

      that might turn out to also be against the law.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 роки тому +9

      "Thanks for contacting a real CIA agent, can I proceed asking you some questions?"

  • @thienhanguyen2661
    @thienhanguyen2661 2 роки тому +17

    I couldn't stop laughing when that guy said the CIA has their headquarters in a WALLMART store 😂

  • @michaelwyssen5326
    @michaelwyssen5326 Рік тому +6

    Now usually this is just entertaining but this episode was straight hilarious 😂

  • @elijahlkspencer
    @elijahlkspencer 3 роки тому +594

    “We have a partnership with wallmart”
    *misspells Walmart*

    • @Minecraft101ToonLink
      @Minecraft101ToonLink 3 роки тому +11

      That doesn’t even begin to explain how many L’s this “CIA Agent” is gonna get by the end. 😂

    • @Zeno_334
      @Zeno_334 2 роки тому +8

      that misspell is how you know it is a real cia agent.

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 2 роки тому +3

      Who put their headquarters on a Walmart? It would be insanely obvious, because you know, *I T 'S A P U B P I C P L A C E*

    • @Robert.a._
      @Robert.a._ 2 роки тому +2

      Wall Mart

    • @elliotk9291
      @elliotk9291 2 роки тому +1

      Obviously, he's talking about wallmart, the place where you can by literally nothing except walls

  • @5avt0
    @5avt0 4 роки тому +719

    Plot Twist: He was in the CIA but wanted to trick the world.

    • @1nex414
      @1nex414 4 роки тому +5

      No dude stfu that wasnt funny....

    • @aiwanano6507
      @aiwanano6507 4 роки тому +6

      ben dover this comment wasn’t funny but 5avt comment was ha ha ha

    • @P.MNelson
      @P.MNelson 4 роки тому +5

      Plot twist: it was actually a real CIA agent testing him... 🤔

    • @cia5219
      @cia5219 4 роки тому +3

      @@P.MNelson no

    • @P.MNelson
      @P.MNelson 4 роки тому +1

      @@cia5219 nice try CIA, can't fool us.

  • @ryanmacnabb9643
    @ryanmacnabb9643 2 роки тому +10

    You're making such an intelligent use of UA-cam. Getting important and interesting content out to the general public usually doesn't come along with such importance. Bravo Ben.

  • @richardmcbeef714
    @richardmcbeef714 Рік тому

    your videos are always pure gold. thank you for what you do

  • @PlatyPear
    @PlatyPear 4 роки тому +654

    Damn didn't know that the CIA operated out of a Walmart

    • @newperve
      @newperve 4 роки тому +14

      So the guys operating it of a Best Buy aren't the real CIA? Mann you can't trust anyone.

    • @melissaivy5309
      @melissaivy5309 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-re4qy
      @JohnDoe-re4qy 4 роки тому +2

      If you pull up the street view to that address, it takes you to the loading dock behind the store.
      Seems legit!

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger 4 роки тому

      Of course! Why would they want you to know?

    • @cody_janssen831
      @cody_janssen831 4 роки тому

      It’s called hiding in plain sight duh!!!!

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 4 роки тому +315

    Having a CIA HQ in Walmart is literally something out of the tv show Chuck

  • @marklittlejohn3994
    @marklittlejohn3994 Рік тому

    I get so excited to watch your videos man I’ve been stringing those scammers along ever since I watched you

  • @Jkatz9y
    @Jkatz9y Рік тому

    That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Thanks for the laughs :)

  • @iCanBeHeroic
    @iCanBeHeroic 4 роки тому +584

    “Top secret CIA Skype”
    I don’t know why but the government shelling millions into a Skype clone is hilarious to me

    • @kendallchaos
      @kendallchaos 4 роки тому +21

      Will McNamara they pay with their top secret CIA MasterCard

    • @iCanBeHeroic
      @iCanBeHeroic 4 роки тому

      KendallChaos 😂😂

    • @MyNameIsWes
      @MyNameIsWes 3 роки тому +5

      @@kendallchaos no, they pay with top secret super squirrel Google gift card.

    • @peteryvesclement364
      @peteryvesclement364 3 роки тому +4

      The US government literally taxes me the second I fart but they can’t afford to pay for virtual interviews to recruit workers? But these are the same guys who were too lazy to develop a malaria drug that actually worked.... instead they developed one that doesn’t work with the strain in Iraq and gave soldiers ailments. So I don’t know why I am surprised.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 роки тому

      @@kendallchaos That might be half true, like cards who has infintite budget but limited and checked by other agents?

  • @dubber1416
    @dubber1416 4 роки тому +719

    "Your ID Card is ready"
    *sends picture of a blank paper with name written in pen*

  • @billcollins6894
    @billcollins6894 2 роки тому +3

    I was in basic training in the USAF in 1980. 3 of us got pulled and two guys in black suits talked to us for an hour or so. We had been selected for our language scores on the ASVAB test. They wanted us to learn Russian and listen in to calls. Didn't sound like fun to me.

  • @kingargon
    @kingargon 3 роки тому +18

    1:38 their headquarters is in Langley, Virginia. The Pentagon is for the Armed Forces, not the CIA.

    • @communistdoggo3804
      @communistdoggo3804 3 роки тому

      How the hell they have a "secret" HQ if even normal persons like you know the location

    • @kingargon
      @kingargon 3 роки тому

      @@communistdoggo3804 it’s not secret. They have blacksites all over the place though, those hide in plain sight. To you it might look like an office building, or a warehouse, or a barn in a random field, but to them it’s a hidden base.

    • @BerserkerRider94
      @BerserkerRider94 3 роки тому

      @@kingargon safe houses you mean

    • @mig-25foxbat64
      @mig-25foxbat64 3 роки тому

      @@BerserkerRider94 No, it's Black Sites, not really "safe house". Movies portrays Intelligence Agency really different

    • @BerserkerRider94
      @BerserkerRider94 3 роки тому

      @@mig-25foxbat64 oooh alright then

  • @JARR300
    @JARR300 4 роки тому +651

    I almost choked on my water when I saw the ID 😂🤣

  • @egotisticalghost6745
    @egotisticalghost6745 3 роки тому +622

    The CIA is based out of walmart. Wonder if that means agent training is done in Target.

    • @QoraxAudio
      @QoraxAudio 3 роки тому +19

      Yes that's where they do Target practice!

    • @oogieboogie7332
      @oogieboogie7332 3 роки тому +13

      Nah bruh Target is FBI HQ

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 3 роки тому +9

      @@oogieboogie7332 but where is NSA? I'm guessing Amazon

    • @oogieboogie7332
      @oogieboogie7332 3 роки тому +9

      @@theultimatefreak666 Ya probably and the secrate service is working out of 711

    • @ashenito
      @ashenito 3 роки тому

      @@theultimatefreak666 Naaa fam NASA is at a litle place i like to call Game stop, because no one goes there they can launch all the space ships they want

  • @aviationworld8939
    @aviationworld8939 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is one of your funnies video I've seen so far. Thank you I love it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 5 місяців тому +3

    I am sitting here with some cake and a cup of tea, watching your videos back to back. What fun!!! And a welcome break from all the yukky Trump trial news.....

  • @nassssss
    @nassssss 4 роки тому +544

    "Top secret CIA Skype"

  • @dead3320
    @dead3320 4 роки тому +637

    Bruh, I really believed he was gonna get recruited

    • @karis7539
      @karis7539 4 роки тому +46

      Gahdly you r recruited. To confirm send me 499$

    • @HelamanGile
      @HelamanGile 4 роки тому

      Too late now

    • @aleksajovanovic7488
      @aleksajovanovic7488 4 роки тому +1

      @@nadlax5920 How do you know that?

    • @darnelljones9870
      @darnelljones9870 4 роки тому

      Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated
      the people you claim you know the most about you may know nothing about . Different identities . Let that sink in

    • @woooshbait2102
      @woooshbait2102 4 роки тому

      @Fmono • 39 years ago • edited look who's butthurt👀

  • @nataliesiow3799
    @nataliesiow3799 2 роки тому +1

    I lost it at government version of Skype hahaha you are the best!!!! Keep on making your amazing videos and stay safe

  • @millyrus1447
    @millyrus1447 2 роки тому

    I love this sense of humor!

  • @abuibu
    @abuibu 4 роки тому +332

    Imagine busting someone and then showing them that badge screaming: "This is the CIA!"

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 3 роки тому +18

      The criminal would burst out laughing

    • @michaelegotti6439
      @michaelegotti6439 3 роки тому +2

      would never happen, the CIA never operates on US soil unless needed to

    • @resortpoint
      @resortpoint 3 роки тому +1

      @@royalpain9281 I sure did. 😂😂😂

    • @AcE-111
      @AcE-111 3 роки тому +6

      @@michaelegotti6439 stop kidding yourself. The CIA operates where ever the fuckkkkkk they want.

    • @thestickmanchannel8589
      @thestickmanchannel8589 3 роки тому +4

      @@michaelegotti6439 lol the CIA operates where it needs to why would it operate somewhere it doesnt need to

  • @doctordasher4642
    @doctordasher4642 4 роки тому +848

    You know this guy isn't American when he spells "Walmart", 'wallmart'

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 4 роки тому +84

      And check “cheque”. 😂👎🏼

    • @JordyVsTheWorId
      @JordyVsTheWorId 4 роки тому +2

      Sergio Alcantara fail

    • @shanethrelfall416
      @shanethrelfall416 3 роки тому +26

      Maybe it’s a Wall-Mart? Just sells Walls

    • @haramanggapuja
      @haramanggapuja 3 роки тому +17

      @@Sergio-fu7mv "Cheque" was the dead giveaway. 'Course, once that & the determination he was in NZ, I'd have shifted to Maori pigin just to throw him off.

    • @king_83227
      @king_83227 3 роки тому +1

      @@shanethrelfall416 wow lol

  • @christinescreativitycabine280
    @christinescreativitycabine280 2 роки тому

    This is your funniest video ever! I laughed so hard when you showed your top secret CIA ID card!

  • @DenDGLegionhardhouse
    @DenDGLegionhardhouse 7 місяців тому

    Whaha one of the best this one Ben 😂😂

  • @gunner1147
    @gunner1147 3 роки тому +311

    Plot twist: When you sent him his location he thought he messaged an actual CIA agent

  • @tajrasti
    @tajrasti 4 роки тому +43

    When he send a picture of the ID card I was laughing sooo hard 😂

  • @Mohsen_abdullah0
    @Mohsen_abdullah0 2 роки тому +1

    Love this guy keep up the good work 😂😂😂

  • @martawilliams3412
    @martawilliams3412 2 роки тому

    OH MY GOSH....
    I watch Pleasant Green Allot during my day. I like the fact that his videos are short and to the point. This one is my very first time that I laughed out loud when he clicked on the CIA secret headquarters. I always knew there was some hidden government agency in Walmart. The secret door is usually close to the bathrooms with a sign on the door saying, "EMERGENCY EXIT DOOR" DO NOT ENTER.....KEEP POSTING YOUR VIDEO'S MR.BEN DOVER. THANK YOU FOR STARTING MY DAY WITH A LAUGH....

  • @andresvalle3342
    @andresvalle3342 4 роки тому +221

    Walmart rents space to the CIA.... that's why the minimum wage stays low.

    • @ShantiRegan
      @ShantiRegan 4 роки тому +1

      😅😂

    • @Constellation3232
      @Constellation3232 4 роки тому +1

      ....if they rented space they would have more money to pay their employees.

    • @xanithofdragons
      @xanithofdragons 4 роки тому +1

      They hardly need lobbyists that way!

    • @Geniusinside2023
      @Geniusinside2023 4 роки тому

      Yes CIA is not government, And they don't own every piece of land in America. So they ran out of space and said what would be the most space friendly and CHEAP, SO they can save the tax payer some money.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому +1

      That's why Sam's Choice brand soda tasted so damn good in the 1990s. I thought it was the filtered water! 💧

  • @simisup1011
    @simisup1011 4 роки тому +101

    The ID he made, almost got me. It looked so professionally done, so real..

  • @SoniaJbrt
    @SoniaJbrt 2 роки тому

    And I thought I was the most gullible person out there😂 Thanks for the info and the laughs! 😂

  • @jerryg50
    @jerryg50 3 роки тому +1

    YEA! Out of the blue at random! No training, no qualifications, and no proper per-requisites. The imagination of the Scammers have no limits!

  • @KiranasOfRizon
    @KiranasOfRizon 4 роки тому +33

    I've *actually* met CIA recruiters... at a university event. Some things worth noting:
    1. They won't contact you. You have to contact them. The application process is long, and you will need to take a polygraph test. I asked them why they they do polygraphs when they are known to be possible to fool, and they responded with more or less that they know this, but they don't have anything better.
    2. Their headquarters is in Langley, VA. This is in the DC metropolitan area, but not in Washington DC itself.
    3. They have their own secure means of communication. I'm pretty sure that isn't Skype. I'm also pretty sure they don't charge their prospective employees, considering that they don't exactly pay the best (it's not *bad*, but it's not quite competitive with industry).
    4. Most CIA people are pretty damned smart. They're not just spies; there's lots of people from all different backgrounds working on creating technology, analyzing data, etc... If you can name a subject you studied in university, there's probably someone on their payroll whose job it is to know that for them in case it becomes necessary for national security. Kinda cool. But given that there are lots of smart people in the CIA, you can bet they are not the type of people to *forget to capitalize The United States of America*.
    5. They also consider it of utmost importance that the people they hire be pretty much immune from corruption. They like geniuses, but what they really want is geniuses with little to no history of trouble with the law, and an unbreakable loyalty to the United States. I dunno how much you fit that bill, Pleasant Green.

  • @debasishraychawdhuri
    @debasishraychawdhuri 4 роки тому +36

    That's the most legit ID card I have seen in my life.

  • @kittyscar1714
    @kittyscar1714 2 роки тому

    I literally love the sarcastic tone in these videos, it's hilarious, and educational, don't fall for these scams guys

  • @simplydebby2530
    @simplydebby2530 Рік тому

    I do love your iconic photo of Batman & Robin walking up the building!

  • @Fortaz107
    @Fortaz107 4 роки тому +114

    They saw your skills searching out that Popeye's chicken sandwich

  • @jm75937
    @jm75937 3 роки тому +96

    I mean, it makes perfect sense. The HQ in Langely has to be a front, it would be way to obvious to be the REAL HQ. Whereas nobody would ever suspect a Walmart

  • @danielleelizabeth9417
    @danielleelizabeth9417 2 роки тому

    This is hilarious. Thanks for sharing!!

  • @skillz8999
    @skillz8999 2 роки тому

    I'm from Auckland NZ and I love your videos

  • @louvin44
    @louvin44 3 роки тому +73

    Dude, that was legit. That's exactly how I was recruited to the CIA.

  • @cjroulo7149
    @cjroulo7149 3 роки тому +255

    The funny part, that location is in my hometown... It's a Walmart... Guess the CIA runs Walmart now I suppose?

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 3 роки тому +22

      nah, Walmart was contracted to run the CIA. They're more efficient at running things than the US federal government.

    • @TestAccount0817
      @TestAccount0817 3 роки тому

      @@jwenting thats why they are dirty so nobody will know

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you for telling us your location, Agent Gerald Smith

    • @ImaanOgRaahil
      @ImaanOgRaahil 3 роки тому

      @@jwenting nahh jit taking it too far

    • @Will-kt5jk
      @Will-kt5jk 3 роки тому

      Go in and ask for Gerald.
      If this is a scammer & not a troll, there must be a money mule picking up the mail…

  • @heikanaomi4426
    @heikanaomi4426 2 роки тому

    Omgosh I just love your attitude/personality lol

  • @HubbaGaming
    @HubbaGaming 11 місяців тому

    This was the funniest episode yet

  • @walterc5502
    @walterc5502 4 роки тому +290

    When he first said call over hungouts. I was like no way! But then when he mentioned the $500 security fee, then I was totally convinced, this IS legit. You missed out! I paid and my 1st mission details are going to arrive by pigeon carrier soon. Wish me luck

    • @tthedestroyer4348
      @tthedestroyer4348 4 роки тому +10

      Bruh sameee. A 5'2 pakistani guy with a long mustache a powerpuff girls shirt a yankee with no brim, the dickies jeans down to the ankles and the communist manifesto on his chain came up to me and demanded 500$ saying my CIA ID card would arrive by pigeon carrier. Must have been the same guy. Looked really itchy.

    • @isbsey
      @isbsey 4 роки тому +14

      Hey, Walter! Best of luck, man. Keep us informed about your assignments. It will be so exciting! Are you going to start a Walter Walmart CIA UA-cam channel? I'll follow!

    • @ErrorNumber404
      @ErrorNumber404 4 роки тому +13

      Lucky that he doesn’t know the second HQ is in a public bathroom in a Target!

    • @thatrandomtea9415
      @thatrandomtea9415 4 роки тому +3

      Oh wow! Good luck!

    • @walterc5502
      @walterc5502 4 роки тому +13

      UPDATE: hey everyone, this update is for you non-believers and most importantly my supporters and fellow online recruitiees. Im still waiting for the pigeon carrier... I sent an email requesting detail regarding the pigeon's whereabouts. The reply read "The pigeon got covid. Can't risk sending him or another pigeon out. Stand by till further notice." Wow.. just wow. Let's pray that pigeon has a speedy recovery. Poor guy.

  • @notoriousyoutuber
    @notoriousyoutuber 4 роки тому +61

    i laughed so hard when i saw the I.D.

  • @portmafiaexecutive4099
    @portmafiaexecutive4099 3 роки тому

    This was on my recommendation and new subscriber

  • @AL-zz4mz
    @AL-zz4mz 2 роки тому

    This story is so hilarious that I was laughing crazy lol 😂 lol 😂

  • @senpai7422
    @senpai7422 4 роки тому +389

    pleasant greens: * uploads video about the C.I.A *
    me: IT’S A SCAMMMMM

    • @alexslusher16
      @alexslusher16 4 роки тому +3

      Oh no, this is totally not a scam. I bet the CIA has been wanting to recruit Mr. Ben Dover for years now.
      *Sarcasm*

    • @thisguy916
      @thisguy916 4 роки тому +1

      GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAMMMM

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 4 роки тому

      The real scam would be if Ben Dover never showed up for his 'job'.

    • @199masters2
      @199masters2 4 роки тому

      no shit

  • @paulkramer5074
    @paulkramer5074 4 роки тому +61

    THE SCAMMER LITERALLY TOLD HIM TO GO TO A WALMART IN CALIFORNIA 😂😂😂

  • @carmellaclarke7050
    @carmellaclarke7050 2 роки тому

    You are so funny, I love it, how you so easily have fun with scammers. I can't stop laughing.

  • @ivito514
    @ivito514 Рік тому

    You're amazing, I love your videos :)

  • @AliShaikh-ez8ir
    @AliShaikh-ez8ir 4 роки тому +125

    They didn’t even capitalize the united states part

    • @miso_to_zari
      @miso_to_zari 4 роки тому +11

      You didn't either

    • @eddyramirez548
      @eddyramirez548 4 роки тому +1

      Ali Shaikh I like your profile pic

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 роки тому

      SilentwarH - that’s not true lol. So what you think it should be usA? No

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 роки тому

      SilentwarH - yeah that’s incorrect, but don’t get so mad it’s cool

    • @thunderbearcourage
      @thunderbearcourage 4 роки тому

      i thought that was really cool and funny, since the united states of America is the republic and the United States is a federal corporation. (As defined in Title 28 sec. 3002 of the U.S. Code) So since the CIA is a private corporation associated with the United States instead of the united states, it had several layers of humor.

  • @rubycat101
    @rubycat101 4 роки тому +231

    *currently watching in New Zealand*
    *Expects location to be pinged as Nigeria*
    Sees Auckland...
    Errrrrrr

    • @nathanpearson8915
      @nathanpearson8915 4 роки тому +11

      RubyCat yeahhh we got mentioned!!!

    • @megumaniac
      @megumaniac 4 роки тому +11

      It could be one of our neighbours.....

    • @Olando89
      @Olando89 4 роки тому

      RubyCat haha

    • @oskar2074
      @oskar2074 4 роки тому +2

      Your stupid kiwi dumb asses are probably starting your own scamming businesses because you are to fucking stupid to make money with real jobs

    • @nathanpearson8915
      @nathanpearson8915 4 роки тому +6

      Oskar bro you can't even spell Oscar

  • @clam371384
    @clam371384 2 роки тому

    Bawhahaha this story is great and funny….I haven’t laughed all day till your vid…. The location of the CIA headquarter 😂

  • @rpetersobr
    @rpetersobr 2 роки тому

    You do a good job telling stories. Funny.

  • @izal2860
    @izal2860 3 роки тому +211

    Plot twist: That how CIA test its candidate so they wont fall into enemy scammer team trick

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 3 роки тому +6

      They do all this to ensure you're serious about becoming a CIA operative.

  • @lkvt123
    @lkvt123 4 роки тому +73

    Plot twist: the CIA is actually headquartered out of a Walmart

    • @electric6877
      @electric6877 4 роки тому +1

      Change Walmart to Amazon and you have a deal!

    • @bagellord7168
      @bagellord7168 4 роки тому

      But they are...

    • @electric6877
      @electric6877 4 роки тому

      @@bagellord7168 Yes and no. Amazon's Jeff Bezos is on the board of the CIA. That's the reason why Amazon is literally them.

  • @nustde00
    @nustde00 2 роки тому

    I just realized i was watching fiction and not a real story... Damn it you had me for 3:48 Your channel is so good that you had me for like 3 or 4 videos. MASTERWORK CHANNEL. i wont be watching more but bang up job mate.

  • @IstanaPelangi
    @IstanaPelangi Рік тому +2

    that CIA Id card really made my day 😂😂😂

  • @internetname9102
    @internetname9102 3 роки тому +68

    Now this is one I could see myself falling for

  • @KandeShack
    @KandeShack 3 роки тому +52

    Oh dear Lord! My ex husband was a high ranking Federal Agent for almost 25 years. If only it was this easy😂 They don’t just hand you a Top Secret Security Clearance or stick your “ID” in a mailbox😂😂😂😂

    • @stormb3948
      @stormb3948 3 роки тому +10

      Tell your ex husband that you know a really really good candidate for referral. I'm very intelligent and talented. I can run fast, play ping pong, jump rope, do cartwheels and put my whole fist in my mouth. I'd be perfect. Oh, I can also drink a gallon of chocolate milk in 1 day 🙂

    • @xtripx4273
      @xtripx4273 3 роки тому

      xD

    • @aldecursoe7173
      @aldecursoe7173 3 роки тому +2

      But they do write your name and D.O.B. with a ball point pen, right?....😉....cuz that looked like top secret level stuff!

    • @theheavycoder9326
      @theheavycoder9326 3 роки тому +1

      @@stormb3948 lol

  • @Mama_buzz
    @Mama_buzz 3 роки тому

    You make my day on this funny video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christinasmith5171
    @christinasmith5171 2 роки тому

    This made my morning lol

  • @Scifiwriting41
    @Scifiwriting41 4 роки тому +130

    I live near there. Should I go to that Walmart and ask for Gerald Smith?

    • @drowningin
      @drowningin 4 роки тому +33

      If you want to disappear, and be tortured for how you found real CIA HQ

    • @celam1095
      @celam1095 4 роки тому +11

      I'm sure he's the greeter at the front door.

    • @CM-hb9ob
      @CM-hb9ob 4 роки тому

      I live in s

    • @natashashea4667
      @natashashea4667 4 роки тому +1

      Plot twist: its the real HQ

    • @GianlucaRoccaGian
      @GianlucaRoccaGian 4 роки тому

      Please xD

  • @SlitheringDemon
    @SlitheringDemon 4 роки тому +107

    Yeah CIA recruits through hangouts.. 3000iq "CIA" 😲

    • @hakimben8472
      @hakimben8472 4 роки тому +4

      while the KGB will just recruit you through "kidnapping"

    • @thetechfromheaven
      @thetechfromheaven 4 роки тому

      $500 CIA Skype, over 9000 IQ 😆👌

    • @almisami
      @almisami 4 роки тому

      The Con Institute of America... or, in this case, Auckland.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому

      USAjobs.gov 🤫

  • @mondoman1000
    @mondoman1000 2 роки тому

    🤣😂 you are the best !!! the CIA is watching you by the way.. and so am I ! but seriously great work.

  • @Debbyiamme
    @Debbyiamme 2 роки тому

    Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard at this one. Thanks for the laughs and the CIA head quarters. LMAO

  • @Rarjona74
    @Rarjona74 4 роки тому +34

    I was dying laughing when he said Skype was 500 dollars 😂😂😂

    • @exys2086
      @exys2086 4 роки тому

      Photos $100
      Videos $250
      Skype session $500

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 4 роки тому +169

    >Browser: Microsoft Edge
    Ok he might be actually working for the goverment

    • @waasar
      @waasar 3 роки тому +1

      Edge is actually once again a modern choice these days

  • @Bmore.BLIND-GUY
    @Bmore.BLIND-GUY 2 роки тому

    They say that sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. LOL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @THEMASTER10121
    @THEMASTER10121 3 роки тому +5

    3:29 Man now i know how to create a CIA ID card! Gonna make one for myself so i can be a CiA agent :D
    Also, is this guy for real 😂 printing out the image then just writing in pen for the ID Card. 😂😂

    • @antonrudy
      @antonrudy 3 роки тому

      He didn’t even print it. Photoshop.

  • @gerinja
    @gerinja 3 роки тому +70

    All this time I've been shopping at walmart never knowing they could all be CIA agents. hahahhaha!

  • @Kylehikes47
    @Kylehikes47 4 роки тому +46

    And here I am thinking they've been operating in the Beyond section of Bed Bath and Beyond this whole time...

    • @Geniusinside2023
      @Geniusinside2023 4 роки тому

      Mission code name: Bathroom accessories isle 23

  • @cherylbailey6872
    @cherylbailey6872 2 роки тому

    Love your videos 📹

  • @bendrummond4796
    @bendrummond4796 2 роки тому

    Why did I get chills when you said Auckland New Zealand I'm literally here rn

  • @ShanghaiShuguangAnshabu
    @ShanghaiShuguangAnshabu 3 роки тому +127

    Plot twist: It's actually a CIA HQ. There's a 20 level building underneath.

    • @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533
      @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 2 роки тому

      Wouldn't be a bad idea, imagine them doing that to a random house. Anyone with engineering abilities could pull it off.

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ 2 роки тому +7

      @@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 it would be suspicious seeing random people entering a house. A department store has less of that issue.

    • @JWSmythe
      @JWSmythe 2 роки тому +1

      @@ATBZ They'd have to adjust their dress code. It looks weird if hundreds of people in suits, go in an out a 7am and 6pm daily.

    • @sofisrandomstuff4461
      @sofisrandomstuff4461 2 роки тому +2

      @@JWSmythe a restaurant where u ask for a specific item and they discretely take u to an elevator that leads to ur secret hq would work too

    • @westabsupplyebay4093
      @westabsupplyebay4093 2 роки тому

      I laughed so hard 🤣

  • @williamgarner652
    @williamgarner652 4 роки тому +38

    It was probably some 9 year old by the look of that ID card

    • @hamable1995
      @hamable1995 3 роки тому

      wym that was legit af the font is not forgeable i give it 5/5 stars

  • @Julia-tc4qf
    @Julia-tc4qf 2 роки тому

    I almost died laughing at the part “Our secret HQ is Walmart”. 🤣🤣

  • @RaduP3
    @RaduP3 2 роки тому

    WELL THEY SENT ME AN E-MAIL. HAHAHAHAHHA the way you said that was hilarious