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  • @VeteranDecanus86
    @VeteranDecanus86 Місяць тому +860

    90% of the time, I’m the DM. The other 10%, I’m an artificer-wizard multiclass that isn’t allowed to have unsupervised downtime anymore. 😅

    • @Donjonmastur-jb8ud
      @Donjonmastur-jb8ud  Місяць тому +83

      Haha!

    • @timelordomega5914
      @timelordomega5914 Місяць тому +54

      Finally, someone else who’s realized the most dangerous thing to give a smart party is prep time.

    • @BlachMallet
      @BlachMallet Місяць тому +17

      I am young DM either. But I have to have prepared and ready to use many PC because my party have to be saved from their own stupidity... And also I have mine backup characters when someone didn't show up... Again... After last TPK I told them I will prepare PC for them. Now I try to find the most op fun to play builds and create team for them 🥴

    • @dragons6711
      @dragons6711 Місяць тому +3

      I assume you made a nuke?

    • @TinyRobotED-tm9rs
      @TinyRobotED-tm9rs Місяць тому

      Heehee

  • @rueofthebeyond9294
    @rueofthebeyond9294 Місяць тому +556

    5 extra attacks, and five more extra attacks

    • @nocoarto
      @nocoarto Місяць тому +20

      It's going to be more chaotic in 2024 PHB with Weapon Mastery XD

    • @MrOwl-lw3xc
      @MrOwl-lw3xc Місяць тому +15

      500 attacks

    • @dwane4796
      @dwane4796 Місяць тому +7

      Using a gun with a misfire chance lead to me just rolling everything before my turn

    • @hescoming4544
      @hescoming4544 Місяць тому +3

      Oh god how long does the wizard take.

    • @ToastBuster21
      @ToastBuster21 5 днів тому

      Goated reference

  • @Alex-Rocks
    @Alex-Rocks 2 місяці тому +351

    1 - being a DM is actually fun if you vibe with your group
    2 - that artificer meme got me😅

  • @thewavygravy6420
    @thewavygravy6420 Місяць тому +93

    The Artificer one got me. I had a halfling Artificer in my campaign who liked to surprise me at the start of each game session with 2 or 3 new inventions that the player insisted were scientifically accurate, and I had to always remind him that we were playing a fantasy RPG that didnt reflect reality and he needed to bring this stuff up to me before he whipped it out mid combat and killed everything on the board with chlorine gas.

  • @whitegorilla1368
    @whitegorilla1368 Місяць тому +162

    Sorcerers pulling out the d10000 magic table

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 Місяць тому +118

    0:49 "Is being a monk fun?"

    • @Donjonmastur-jb8ud
      @Donjonmastur-jb8ud  Місяць тому +22

      That works too, for sure!😂

    • @NVXGRZ
      @NVXGRZ Місяць тому +5

      Indeed yes. Being a monk is fun

    • @bradytomlinson7034
      @bradytomlinson7034 Місяць тому +6

      New monks are a blast

    • @NVXGRZ
      @NVXGRZ Місяць тому +4

      @@bradytomlinson7034 Yeah, can't wait for the new subclasses!

    • @bradytomlinson7034
      @bradytomlinson7034 Місяць тому +5

      @@NVXGRZ I played the new shadow monk this last Thursday and I 1v5’d some orcs and goblins with half health. It was beautiful😭

  • @Blizzard_drawz_stuff
    @Blizzard_drawz_stuff 23 дні тому +14

    1:20 real tho. I played a tabaxi who could move 200ft per turn. My DM was horrified. I could also walk on water and I had a glider made from a pterodactyl.

  • @danielrushaj4414
    @danielrushaj4414 24 дні тому +23

    0:15 “Five. Hundred. Extra attacks.”

  • @facundoluciani8920
    @facundoluciani8920 Місяць тому +79

    1:12 and obviously, Sneak Attack 🗣

  • @dijkstra4678
    @dijkstra4678 Місяць тому +91

    Gigadwarf chadslayer

  • @VelvetHexUwU
    @VelvetHexUwU 17 днів тому +3

    That Rogue sneak attack was peak comedy

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer Місяць тому +18

    Paladin ls after one shotting the demon enemy with a high rolled smite. He has 2 more waiting

  • @eliascabbio7598
    @eliascabbio7598 Місяць тому +27

    The ranger one hits hard 💀

  • @iVan_Bomzh_Kvass
    @iVan_Bomzh_Kvass Місяць тому +12

    Ничего так не запоминается из днд, как военные преступления, которые твои игроки совершают по пути к благородной цели!

  • @theemeraldiris6702
    @theemeraldiris6702 13 днів тому +1

    The paladin one is so accurate, Im afraid he’s going to one turn my final boss because it’s a vampire game and I gave him a sunblade he already 1 turned a vampire warrior at level 10 aaaaaaa

  • @zelda1420
    @zelda1420 Місяць тому +13

    1:25 Funny of you to mention that. The bard in my group has a 20 in charisma and is proficient in persuasion, so he gets a +7 (at level 4).

  • @tavitafish
    @tavitafish Місяць тому +33

    The few times im not dming, i usually play a cleric because i cannot say no to 3d10 dmg at level 1

    • @Tyto-ATTA
      @Tyto-ATTA Місяць тому +1

      HOW TELL ME HOW

    • @tavitafish
      @tavitafish Місяць тому

      @@Tyto-ATTA inflict wounds. First level necromancy spell available to clerics. It does 3d10 necrotic damage, and you can upcast it. You will never catch me healing, too busy destroying the battlefield

    • @jonno1799
      @jonno1799 Місяць тому +3

      @@Tyto-ATTAinflict wounds, really broken damage if hits early on. Cleric exclusive Meelee spell.

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 8 днів тому

      Im personally a fan of 4d6s + adv

    • @tavitafish
      @tavitafish 8 днів тому

      @@proxy90909 I'm not talking about stats, I'm talking about Inflict Wounds, the cleric spell. I do 4d6 no advantage, or point buy

  • @Pixel_Airon
    @Pixel_Airon Місяць тому +4

    Players having fun in DnD campaign:
    "Aye, DM, calm down, we are just having some fun. Isn't it what we are here for?"
    DM having fun in DnD campaign:
    "Man, cut it on your jokes already, we want to play seriously."

  • @GoroAkechi_Real
    @GoroAkechi_Real Місяць тому +9

    0:56 I have a feeling this is going to be the case in my group. The paladin's charisma stat is higher than the bard's thanks to insane stat rolls, so that on top of being a walking tank sounds like a nightmare for a DM.

  • @averagefailboatenjoyer9940
    @averagefailboatenjoyer9940 24 дні тому +1

    artificer after downtime is so real. i played two artificers. one made himself a set of power armour with a flamethrower, cone of cold and sunburst built in (as well as like 7 other less overpowered features) as well as putting a giant energy hammer on the apparatus of Kwalish. the other took a rod of lordly might and upgraded it so much and deified himself (he has 34 AC and +25 to INT saves.)

  • @Arkay24
    @Arkay24 8 днів тому +1

    I haven't played 5e in a long time now, but I have a Star Wars SAGA game with a 3rd-party Technician player. The Artificer meme is literally him, and the reason I implemented "overdamage"/overkill mechanics...

  • @ninjadoughnut4837
    @ninjadoughnut4837 Місяць тому +34

    Fighter one is inaccurate. Fighters turn is attack, action surge attack, done. Way faster than the wizard reading a multiparagraph spell description trying to remember how it works

    • @enriquethelegendary4724
      @enriquethelegendary4724 22 дні тому +4

      Wizard: and...Uhhhh, now I cast this spell, which does [...], then, I use the bardic inspiration my companion gave me to cast on myself...
      DM: ok...Fighter, what are you gonna do?
      Fighter: I attack. Also action surge, and attack.

    • @Briskeeen
      @Briskeeen 15 днів тому +2

      Counter point: the wizard is casting fireball 92% of the time. The other 8% of the time they're casting spells to make themselves immortal/raise an entire army/fuck with the fighter or DM.

    • @enriquethelegendary4724
      @enriquethelegendary4724 15 днів тому +1

      @@Briskeeen I attack and call it a day. The intended way naturally

    • @Pyoh-v8y
      @Pyoh-v8y 15 днів тому +1

      Fighter one is ACCURATE AS HELL. The only thing they do is attack, but they act like they're Sun Tzu type shit and it takes them 20 minutes to end up "i attack that guy"

    • @essorath5870
      @essorath5870 12 днів тому +2

      Tell that to the guy in my group who has never played anything other than human fighter for years and still needs help on his turns

  • @octolingo1892
    @octolingo1892 Місяць тому +7

    As a monk I felt very called out by the ki one

  • @GarfieldOnTheMoon-qu9pl
    @GarfieldOnTheMoon-qu9pl Місяць тому +13

    i have been waiting for this, yo doing gods work man

  • @Slop08
    @Slop08 Місяць тому +18

    0:49 the answer is no

    • @chadstreamsam69
      @chadstreamsam69 Місяць тому +1

      It's either the most fun thing or most infuriating thing. Nothing in between.

  • @eanaldridge4696
    @eanaldridge4696 Місяць тому +2

    I like ranger. When nobody got ranger, ranger knows I go em

    • @mylesedgington4229
      @mylesedgington4229 13 днів тому

      So true, I don’t care if it’s supposedly bad. You get a rogue and a bit of Druid if you do beast master all in one

  • @90Degrees_
    @90Degrees_ 29 днів тому +1

    I played a tabaxi monk once. Only once.

  • @lordender_kitty_official
    @lordender_kitty_official 5 днів тому

    Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that gnomes were a playable race that existed.

  • @mimice9496
    @mimice9496 3 дні тому

    Nobody likes our party ranger, this videos hit close😂

  • @VilmosKácsor
    @VilmosKácsor Місяць тому +1

    The gnome barbarian is crazy

  • @Boxo-sm1nq
    @Boxo-sm1nq 8 днів тому

    After being in a dnd party for the last 6 months I can confirm all of these but the halfling did annoy me once so I threw him at the bbeg and killed it

  • @joeysonofander7479
    @joeysonofander7479 6 днів тому

    I just finished a campaign about two hours ago, I dm'd and the party ended up facing a dracolich as a final boss. I overestimated my paladin player's skill at rolling the die and he got killed so I ended up having to subtly nerf the dracolich so that the rest of party could survive 😅 up until that though, it was pretty fun and I know the people who played enjoyed themselves (I also gave them pretty cool loot.)

  • @French-metalhead
    @French-metalhead Місяць тому

    The third one really got me

  • @aethersflamessv
    @aethersflamessv Місяць тому

    I've only ever played sorcerers (draconic ancestry subclass ones, at that). I spam firebolt/shocking grasp, with the occasional higher level spell, and it works great, I think.

  • @OscarRoomes
    @OscarRoomes 6 днів тому

    I thought this was slander this is just facts

  • @cannedcan9059
    @cannedcan9059 Місяць тому

    he paladin meme is so true

  • @SLimes-ce3id
    @SLimes-ce3id 23 дні тому

    the monk one got me so badly.... i get into combat, i either use it all up within like 3 turns to deal mid dmg or only deal like 🤏 amount of dmg ☠

  • @miguelcrafter2997
    @miguelcrafter2997 Місяць тому

    Forgot the wizard dying of 1d20 damage

  • @darthmaul7434
    @darthmaul7434 21 день тому

    I'm going to DM for the first time in 1 or 2 weeks, wish me luck.

  • @Wanderer12-7
    @Wanderer12-7 Місяць тому

    as a paladin enjoyer I agree

  • @Mukec1337
    @Mukec1337 Місяць тому +19

    #GiveUsArtificersBack

  • @all-Mad-Here
    @all-Mad-Here Місяць тому +5

    Videos that make me want to find a party so I can start playing DnD again 😭 I miss my Aasimar fighter

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 Місяць тому +5

    You say Rangers are bad? What about Bloodhunters?

    • @Donjonmastur-jb8ud
      @Donjonmastur-jb8ud  Місяць тому +3

      Well, I don't want to say Rangers are bad, since they can be fun to play! I'm referring more to how some people dislike them because of class problems, and how lots of what they do is covered by other classes and races. And Bloodhunters, I actually haven't seen much of!

    • @punishedwhispers1218
      @punishedwhispers1218 Місяць тому

      ​@@Donjonmastur-jb8udRangers are better than every class it 'dips its toes' into.

    • @Donjonmastur-jb8ud
      @Donjonmastur-jb8ud  Місяць тому

      @@punishedwhispers1218 I find it sad, too, how underrated they are.

    • @MerlynMusicman
      @MerlynMusicman Місяць тому

      Could be worse. Could be Warlock. Why does that class exist.

  • @OG-ZirfyGaming
    @OG-ZirfyGaming Місяць тому

    Oh boi

  • @jonytequileiro
    @jonytequileiro Місяць тому

    Is this d&d 5e ou real D&D? Where's the Psion slander?

  • @punishedwhispers1218
    @punishedwhispers1218 Місяць тому +4

    Fighters are lame, just play a Ranger with a sword

    • @BlachMallet
      @BlachMallet Місяць тому

      I saw it in other side. One of my most ussles players irl decided to play archer but she choose fighter. Ofc she didn't take one of range subclasses

  • @knightpal1545
    @knightpal1545 Місяць тому +1

    Is DMing fun?
    Short Answer: No.
    Long Answer: Hell No.

    • @jamesstrickland8696
      @jamesstrickland8696 Місяць тому

      I hadn’t dm’d in years and my group finally gave me the opportunity to run a 2 shot. After hours of prep and anticipation, I’m left with immense disappointment and hand crafted maps that will never see the light of the day. So fun

  • @MrNathuss
    @MrNathuss Місяць тому

    I don't get any of these because I play 4th edition, which is in many ways, better

    • @Donjonmastur-jb8ud
      @Donjonmastur-jb8ud  Місяць тому

      You know, I haven't heard from many people who play 4th edition! How is it?

    • @Joker22593
      @Joker22593 Місяць тому

      4th edition is like Final Fantasy Tactics, but with all the D&D serial numbers instead. Tactical grid based combat as far as the eye can see and nothing else.

    • @Donjonmastur-jb8ud
      @Donjonmastur-jb8ud  Місяць тому

      @@Joker22593 Ah, thanks!

  • @jani1848
    @jani1848 7 годин тому

    these are so basic and mehh