[SFM] Dr. Bright Goes To Federal Prison

-I NEED NEW CHILDREN, D-CLASS CONNOR REPRESENTED BY THE TF2 SCOUT FROM THE SCP ANIMATED SERIES "CONFINEMENT". FEED ME NEW CHILDREN.
- Dr. Bright
An SCP animation based on a joke I saw back in May 2020 when there was an influx of information regarding SCP authors (one of them being Dr. Bright) acting inappropriately towards minors. This SFM idea about Dr. Bright going to federal prison has been sitting in my SFM idea booklet since and I hope I did it justice.
Ok, this one's just a stopgap SCP SFM that I was supposed to make in a few hours (but ended up overrunning, SFM is pleased) bc I thought the Dr. Bright meme was funny. This should count as an SCP SFM. Or at the very least a TF2 SFM. Or just an SFM. Idk. Next one's going to be a proper animation, I swear.
Based on the countless stories I've heard about Dr. Bright and younger writers on the SCP Foundation. As well as a since-deleted legendary SCP tale written by Bright about becoming a 13 year old girl and some explicit stuff that would get Dummie shot down if I typed it. Among the things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation should probably include children.
Made by: Dummie (fucking duh)
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Audio by: Jokzem
/ @jokezm5982
• Confinement Special: D...
Starring: Dr. Jack Bright and Connor, represented in TF2 SFM form. Or TF2 SCP form. Whatever you wanna call it.
Previews available here: discordapp.com/invite/GK34wRt
Patreons:
/ adummie​
Executive Producer
- Kayla
If you liked this SFM, rate it on Steam. I don't know how it could possibly help, just that it does.
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Trivia:
- As aforementioned, this is based on the piles of screenshots that I came across regarding the Foundation. Given that any direct action against these SCP authors has led to nothing at best and destruction at worst, I'm hoping me taking the piss out of SCP won't turn out horribly on me.
- I figured out how to do the Gmod poster thing in my backgrounds. May god have mercy on your souls.
- Alright, *next one* is going to be If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games 5. Coming out 25th August.

[@ADummie]

"Dummie, are you seriously taking the piss out of the drama regarding prominent authors sexualizing minors and the SCP staffs' inability to solve it, intentionally or not?"
Yes.
Besides, given how quickly posts on this predicament are deleted on-site and on the subreddit, figured this would be funnier.

[@clauseluger3932]

Oh no... Nevermind...

[@clauseluger3932]

Hoof, thanks Dummie.

[@clauseluger3932]

@@iron1975
No u

[@thomasboland540]

Wait when did this happen
Waitwaitwaitwait dk we get to bully dr. Cimmerian or whatever the fuck his name is over his shitty staff

[@e3.14c4]

@@clauseluger3932 So THAT'S what it looks like when you return fire on a suicide xD

[@spoons3816]

"You wouldnt hurt a little girl, would you?"
**Proceeds to shoot him into the next dimension**

[@ADummie]

F

[@mattscp9483]

BI

[@Fabio-hl1he]

@@mattscp9483 xd

[@Sheikmeister69]

"You wouldn't hurt a little girl would you?"
Top Ten Last words said before reviving again

[@ADummie]

F

[@cometual]

Dude, love your content. This has so much lore it’s beautiful. Such amazing storytelling.

[@ADummie]

I'm glad you found the lore and the deeper spiritual contexts entertaining.exe

[@unit118primegaming3]

@@ADummie lol

[@fishhorizon4550]

This is supposed to be a joke but this probably had actually happened in the foundation

[@ADummie]

Oh absolutely.

[@not_thomas8249]

That’s what I was thinking lmao

[@AzraelMight]

The ending no but “search scp 5000 why”

[@mocha2847]

@@AzraelMight THAT SCP SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.

[@Raxxo]

Guess SCP-963 couldn't revive Bright's moral compass

[@ADummie]

Guess not, it died 10 years ago when Bright was inside a hemaphrodite.

[@5postman_russian525]

HOLY SPUTNIK, YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!

[@Samwiz1]

That was a solid meme lmao

[@ADummie]

based on a real story i told the goons

[@thecaptainofribs63]

you wouldnt shoot a little girl would you- :trollos:

[@DisAnimated]

Im so glad I accidentally left subtitles on.

[@ADummie]

:P

[@researcherh2o4]

you wouldn't hurt a little girl would yo- **the gates of hell open in the form of bullets**

[@ADummie]

F

[@henryperhaps6046]

Things dr. Bright not allowed to do in a nutshell.

[@ADummie]

be around kids

[@Engineer2301]

0:09 man i have this Problem Too.

[@littlefirez2870]

The last line you hear can never be better on any other text to speech voice

[@ADummie]

:)

[@roniewesley3852]

"you would'nt hurt a little girl would you?" **PROCEEDS TO IMEDIATLY OPEN FIRE**

[@jokezm5982]

I thank you Dummie, for the creation of this video.

[@josharmstrong8813]

Dr bright you fool you forgot one of the most important lessons regarding MTF
*Lacking a conventional moral compass is part of the employee requirements*

[@user-lw7iv3ss9k]

Dr.bright: you won’t hurt a little girl would you?
The FBI: don’t mind If I do

[@ADummie]

F

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

Fun fact, the "Things Dr Bright is not allowed to do" list has been voted by the SCP Wiki to be deleted, a few months after they kicked his user from the site. He's also currently being retconned out of most of the articles he appeared in, as many in the SCP wiki worry that the fact that his writing is still up there is going to allow him to be exposed to more vulnerable people

[@ADummie]

I am aware, I kept tabs on the situation. This was known since 2020 but the contemporary staff's decisions were a bit baffling.

[@5Breaker]

He's still fine and dandy.

[@X_Zangetsu_X]

Comsidering what happens to the person that wear the amulet, i domt think Dr. Bright was too bright about this plan

[@ADummie]

F

[@Iron_Soil]

then returned to his office

[@spacecorpse3212]

wait he's already in a federal prison

[@ADummie]

F

[@SkilledNub]

Dr Bright: You wouldn't hurt a little girl, would you?
The FBI: Well, it this case, violence isn't the answer... it's a question, and the answes is YES.

[@ADummie]

ye

[@nekbox5407]

0:35 best part XD

[@ADummie]

:P

[@fash6085]

True

[@Delta143real]

I put my ear to my phone at the EXACT moment they started shooting at bright after he became a girl
(Please dont do that, have mercy on your ears)

[@ADummie]

F

[@gun8737]

0:37 After your little sibling hits you

[@ADummie]

F

[@xmouse5210]

''And Hell'' AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT WEREVER SOULS YOU HAVE

[@ADummie]

:P

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

Dr Bright are just high as always

[@ADummie]

grim

[@_altoarcadevere]

you are so based i love you. you are now one of my all time fave sfm artist.

[@ADummie]

Ty :D

[@PixelatedWasStolen]

0:37 *me when im bored and see a little kid*

[@capsulecat8569]

Dr. Bright becomes an SCP.

[@infodeprived3119]

He already is

[@KingOfLeeYT]

LOL I LOVE IT!

[@EliWritesStories]

Thank you, Dummie very cool.

[@randomzombie2901]

The UIU actually does something

[@abdulrahmansaied2386]

the subtitles at 0:18 lol

[@LukeMaster12-ITA]

Those soldiers know the rules of gender and age equality

[@ADummie]

Because cannon fodder is a gender neutral word!

[@patrik9328]

There is Dr Bright named character in old cartoon, Inhumanoids

[@SkilledNub]

LOL

[@hellopeter5919]

FBI be like: they have a weapon

[@aphmaujbirdloonawolf2050]

This funny part is
You wouldn't hurt a little girl would you
FBI: yes

[@Mushroomfunny]

i like this scp confindent refence

[@littlealoe1767]

Another day for Dr. Bright

[@redjaypictures4528]

Anybody know the name of that TTS voice? I’ve been looking for it everywhere and cant find it

[@LaserAgentRyan]

Dr. Bright literally does that kind of thing is the funny thing but I don’t think Connor has met him yet funnily enough

[@ADummie]

It's probably for the best.

[@LaserAgentRyan]

@@ADummie yah but it would be funny to see what happens

[@andrews9532]

"Trust me"

[@jolocam57]

I love how you use the fbtf medal

[@ADummie]

:P

[@creatures_rule4327]

I see there is context I don't understand and all I have to say is lmao

[@ADummie]

:P

[@yudianiyani2571]

nice

[@ADummie]

:P

[@thegradyfiles3272]

So he got arrested by UIU

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

jesus christ the subtitles are fucking ingenious

[@enginer8935]

Bright is not very mmmmm… bright….
(Haha it’s a funi)

[@ADummie]

F

[@Vanceproductions]

*you wouldn’t hurt a little girl would you?* _sure as hell will_

[@ZeBanded]

"Five one"

[@ADummie]

That's part of the reference, ye.

[@maximilianklinger2712]

Before reading comment: what
After reading comment: lol k

[@ADummie]

:P

[@bullydogmerimon]

One story in 5 seconds lmao

[@ADummie]

:P

[@obsidian_oki]

God damnit Dr bright not again

[@hk8514]

「Ep 五一」好撚正

[@ADummie]

:)

[@Pickles_Fickle]

I’ve escaped

[@Tom-H1]

SFM stands for Stupid Face Maker

[@ADummie]

F

[@sneakymcgee]

what the...

[@ADummie]

Don't ask.

[@armykidorproarmygamer276]

👍

[@rustkarl]

Oh… OH.

[@ADummie]

Yes.

[@FredTheTruck]

Why now a year later I noticed that 1 of the guys in the firing squad had a mop

[@ADummie]

Finally, someone caught the janitor shooting.

[@FredTheTruck]

@@ADummie wait no one else has noticed?!?

[@ADummie]

@@FredTheTruck Nope, somehow.

[@patrik9328]

”FBI! OPEN UP!”

[@ADummie]

:P

[@slickcalf985]

Hey dummie if you plan on doing a 5th If TF2 was mixed with other games, use the BF3 soundtrack instead of the BF4 one.

[@LogicDuel]

What is with dr bright and kids

[@spookstermcbone2772]

Did he just nort that girl?

[@Spartan375X]

I have a dog named Alexander to go with that girl.

[@The-Blue-Knight]

What

[@ADummie]

Don't ask.

[@cimex7492]

Swear the name's familiar. Something regarding Sam's server?

[@quesadeeowl7845]

XD

[@ADummie]

:P

[@assem6084]

You are serious 😑

[@violetanimations4082]

E

[@ADummie]

N

[@cometual]

A

[@michapyla3720]

B

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

L

[@jugger2.06]

E

[@303aga9]

I dont get anything buttt i like
........

[@Astolfogaming5780]

Bright this is the 3rd time the UIU raided site 19 FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP IT - O5-1

[@ADummie]

F

[@timothydieker3432]

0:35 (FBI is call of duty players and the kid is halo players) call of duty vs halo fans
Am I the only one who sees a broomstick as a gun

[@infodeprived3119]

Why the fuck is this confinement episode "five one" written in Mandarin what the hell

[@justhowoftendoyousleep]

What is connor doing here

[@ADummie]

I don't know

[@quant1217]

...

[@ADummie]

Based on a true story.

[@quant1217]

@@ADummie And why am I not surprised

[@snaiper195]

Its just geting worste content quality is droping way to fast

[@domidagamer8214]

Th

[@doodguytheblank2403]

Kek

[@m_e_l_i_f_e1450]

Dcp