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  • @strongarm8937
    @strongarm8937 3 роки тому +7492

    Did you notice that House often figures it out when he talks with the patient, if he would talk to the patient in the beginning, he would solve it too fast

    • @alydev23
      @alydev23 2 роки тому +8

      His philosophy is everybody lies, he only talks to them when they're moments away from death from the lies they told to the other doctors

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 2 роки тому +409

      "Everyone lies."

    • @seeker296
      @seeker296 2 роки тому +353

      Actually this is representative of real medicine too. The doctor speaks to the patient and does a thorough exam, but they often rely on notes of subordinates as well. They will often have a working idea of the patient before talking to them, so they know what questions to ask - and often discover that something was overlooked. This is before any treatment starts, of course

    • @Cut3M3xicana1998
      @Cut3M3xicana1998 2 роки тому +19

      And it would be boring

    • @hurleycapetown8420
      @hurleycapetown8420 2 роки тому +7

      was on 666 likes so i liked.

  • @ijbdawg9
    @ijbdawg9 4 роки тому +3974

    7:46. I like how House doesn’t apologize for calling her an idiot, he just pivots to the other person in the room.

    • @xtremej2575
      @xtremej2575 3 роки тому +170

      House? Apologize?

    • @kitkat2702
      @kitkat2702 3 роки тому +79

      Lol "pivots" is accurate; I love it

    • @jameswashere187
      @jameswashere187 3 роки тому +8

      To be fair he was talking to whatever idiot knew John was stationed in brazil and not bolivia

    • @nytemarequeen2365
      @nytemarequeen2365 2 роки тому +71

      Well, he technically wasn't talking to her since she's not the one who gave false information, so he never actually called her an idiot.

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 2 роки тому +7

      Lol and that's why he smashes

  • @SaraWolffs
    @SaraWolffs 5 років тому +8444

    Loved the woman's expression the moment House mentions selenium. Sudden comprehension and suppressed anger. She immediately understood the significance of selenium overdose, and that the lie had obstructed treatment.

    • @catslino5037
      @catslino5037 3 роки тому +299

      She did a great job! Her facial exoressions are very communicative

    • @Thelionpaladin
      @Thelionpaladin 3 роки тому +236

      It’s hard to say in this episode: the other doctor thought it was radiation sickness. So had House just let him treat for that, rather than swapping the treatments, he would have actually been fine.

    • @ericaugust1501
      @ericaugust1501 3 роки тому +80

      @@Thelionpaladin plus what was the cause of the selenium poisoning? i may have misunderstood, but was it that he ate too many brazilian nuts? surely the agent he'd have mentioned such an event had it happened. Who would forget to say "oh, i ate a only brazilian nuts for weeks and weeks on end"?

    • @Aztesticals
      @Aztesticals 3 роки тому +251

      @@ericaugust1501 nope. He could have assumed they were like peanuts and just snacked on a ton of them. You forget how much a guy like this moves every day. He is probably on a 3500+ cal diet. So eating half a lb of nuts a day wasn't even half his intake but would be enough to poison him.
      People in the mitary can eat up to 3500 cals a day and honestly this man probably is even more active and doing even more physical exertion so it may even be a 4500 cal diet. So enough nuts to poison him could have been his snack like how hikers eat like 10 granola bars a day he ate half to a lb of nuts a day. To you or I that would be gourging but to him it's tuesday

    • @ericaugust1501
      @ericaugust1501 3 роки тому +52

      @@Aztesticals turns out you don't even need to eat as many as your high calorie theory made allowances for. i read up on brazilian nuts and selenium. it is insanely high. apparently eating 2 nuts is enough to hit the daily recommended and 1 ounce is enough to hit the bodies maximum upper tolerances of selenium toxicity. given how high the selenium toxicity of brazilian nuts are, i'm surprised there are not huge warning labels on a bag of brazilian nuts.

  • @SoldierD-
    @SoldierD- 4 роки тому +8240

    Guy: gives false information that almost kills his patient
    Also Guy: So wHaTs ThE pRoBlEm

    • @ohiorushbaby
      @ohiorushbaby 4 роки тому +380

      This is why the Deep State is such a big problem. No accountability for stupidity.

    • @bill2001
      @bill2001 3 роки тому +15

      @@AI-yj9ob so sad but so true

    • @omegastar19
      @omegastar19 3 роки тому +159

      @@ohiorushbaby CIA is just the CIA. No need to invent a boogieman to make them screw up.

    • @johnr.timmers2297
      @johnr.timmers2297 3 роки тому +92

      The government is actually that retarded time and again. I used to think adults had it all together, that they really knew what they were doing. Now I'm an adult and I realize this planet is a nuthouse and we're the squirrels.

    • @MrTStat
      @MrTStat 3 роки тому +89

      CIA,FBI,NSA Too much power minimum consequences, AND they're appointed not elected! how about that?!
      at least with the politicians you get to make fun of them, these shady people you never know who they really are

  • @alexdbroad
    @alexdbroad 5 років тому +7420

    The fact that house made the tea with glass beakers and use forceps as handles is giving me life.

    • @kiwichan5242
      @kiwichan5242 5 років тому +51

      Omg lmao i just noticed.

    • @marthazhang7704
      @marthazhang7704 5 років тому +51

      tomi db that’s what my mom’s lab does with their coffee lol (not the forceps just the glass beakers)

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 4 роки тому +42

      I thought it was a Sherlock Holmes reference. I've seen it in pretty much every iteration of the character.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 роки тому +2

      chris ince like a stoner with no papers, engineers.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 роки тому +2

      chris ince I’m Scottish brother, we never underestimate anything about you guys.
      Not twice.

  • @OroborOSX11
    @OroborOSX11 3 роки тому +3059

    I love how he fought to get on the same elevator as that other doctor so he could likely antagonize him a bit more before they parted ways. 😂

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 роки тому +41

      No he just got caught up thinking about cia lady and forgot to get on.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 роки тому

      @bladrey?

    • @Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.
      @Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. 2 роки тому +6

      @@erronblack308 🤦‍♂️

    • @waynepolo6193
      @waynepolo6193 Рік тому +9

      ​@@erronblack308Elevators come back. He wanted on THAT lift.

    • @freespeech3817
      @freespeech3817 Рік тому +4

      That is house entire life motto.
      If you can mock someone for being goody two shoes that was wrong in the end he gonna break through hell to do it.

  • @DomR1997
    @DomR1997 6 років тому +3813

    "Spies cant get sunburns? Bolivia doesnt have sun?" XD too funny yo

    • @Im_Oblivion
      @Im_Oblivion 5 років тому

      Dominic not in the wide open a lot. Always have close cover. Never open wide areas with little to no cover like a beach.

    • @alexanderstankov459
      @alexanderstankov459 5 років тому

      You mean brazil, idiot.

    • @lukeelmediocre1321
      @lukeelmediocre1321 4 роки тому +26

      @@alexanderstankov459 0:25 House mentioned Bolivia. Brazil comes in later :P

    • @iare19
      @iare19 4 роки тому +5

      Imagine being a high level operative and get sent into Bolivia 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @lukeelmediocre1321
      @lukeelmediocre1321 4 роки тому +2

      @@iare19 elaborate dood, i feel like its a insult

  • @kam0073
    @kam0073 5 років тому +2475

    “How can you flirt with this idiot?” lol. The disbelief in his voice was too much for me 😂

    • @sebastianmaregatti
      @sebastianmaregatti 4 роки тому +56

      Kam007 I think the guy was just jealous that house was hitting it off with the doctor

    • @fredgarati
      @fredgarati 3 роки тому +3

      I felt that

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 роки тому +50

      That doctor likely got the last laugh when he hears that she quit her CIA job to join House's entourage only to get sent packing almost immediately. As hot as this doc is...House really left her high and dry and then had the gall to ask her out afterwards.

    • @666neoselen
      @666neoselen 2 роки тому +6

      diagnostic made: he'll be on copium :'D

    • @pastorcodymitchell1456
      @pastorcodymitchell1456 2 роки тому

      I'm just surprised he considered him an idiot

  • @biancaboaventura7861
    @biancaboaventura7861 5 років тому +9853

    Hugh Laurie really is THAT man huh. His pronounciation of "castanhas do pará" is SPOT ON and portugues is not an easy language. Props to him!

    • @riverevergreene
      @riverevergreene 5 років тому +257

      "CASTANIAS DU PARRRÁ!"

    • @OnyxIsDevious
      @OnyxIsDevious 5 років тому +142

      It's easy if u speak Spanish tho

    • @iLikeToColor69
      @iLikeToColor69 5 років тому +361

      @@OnyxIsDevious he's English so even more impressive?

    • @siemniak
      @siemniak 5 років тому +43

      Not an easy language? Everybody saying that Spanish is the easiest

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 5 років тому +339

      @@siemniak Spanish and Portuguese are different.

  • @casperko8311
    @casperko8311 6 років тому +6621

    "What's to vomit? I'm eating his lunch."

    • @candycandy2070
      @candycandy2070 5 років тому +111

      Casper Ko clearly this man has never vomited on an empty stomach

    • @upbtvo2585
      @upbtvo2585 5 років тому +22

      Water; I went a while without food and as soon as I ate some hot sauce I vomited way more than I inputed

    • @trinitycrosby5781
      @trinitycrosby5781 5 років тому +4

      🍗🍗🍗🍗

    • @elwoodzmake
      @elwoodzmake 4 роки тому +23

      Dry-heaves are when you vomit nothing, your body is having the reflex of vomiting but nothing comes out. It's like your body knows something is wrong and wants to expel it, but it's 'not the right hole'. It's actually very common for gastritis and many more diseases including drunkness and nausea and eating someones lunch wouldn't really prevent the body from going through the motion...

    • @torokk21
      @torokk21 4 роки тому +12

      I wonder why they gave a man with hardly any capability to move chicken on the bone.

  • @YoyoTanya
    @YoyoTanya 6 років тому +5207

    "Any chance he overwhelming with gratitude?"
    I choke on that for a second time.

    • @logansnow8945
      @logansnow8945 6 років тому +56

      Something tells me you aren't very good with verb conjugation

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 5 років тому +6

      @@logansnow8945 and you are just..you...

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 5 років тому +5

      Learn to English more gooder.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 роки тому

      SLapH app y

    • @xxX-fj7uo
      @xxX-fj7uo 4 роки тому

      YoyoTanya what does second time mean though

  • @bdonespinoza9979
    @bdonespinoza9979 3 роки тому +940

    "So either she really likes me...or she really hates you."
    Now that's funny 😂

    • @theincrediblehunk2668
      @theincrediblehunk2668 3 роки тому +14

      "And I get a ride in a jet"

    • @mason2170
      @mason2170 3 роки тому +2

      69 likes... Noice.

    • @cvg2024-gtv
      @cvg2024-gtv Місяць тому

      ​@@theincrediblehunk2668He said that line like he was doing Bertie Wooster.

  • @Gorilla_Chaos
    @Gorilla_Chaos 5 років тому +7319

    It’s damn impressive how the makeup department made this man look like a damn ghoul

    • @Victoriai-y2m
      @Victoriai-y2m 4 роки тому +235

      I know right? If I weren't so used to gross skin conditions (source: mortician) even I wouldn't have figured out all that was makeup if someone sent me a screenshot

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 4 роки тому +23

      Maybe he is ghoul :O

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 4 роки тому +47

      He's from the fallout games.

    • @SpetsnazZealot
      @SpetsnazZealot 4 роки тому +66

      Hey, smoothskin!

    • @TheMurlocKeeper
      @TheMurlocKeeper 3 роки тому +11

      Pfft...it's a bit of paint and some latex on the skin..then rubbed a bit to peel off.
      It's actually an easy one to do. :D

  • @amanilee7708
    @amanilee7708 6 років тому +16206

    Notice Wilson denies being to Afghanistan but does not deny sneaking in cocaine. Lol

    • @josmarkgodinez8099
      @josmarkgodinez8099 6 років тому +1394

      Its heroin not cocaine

    • @yarpy4927
      @yarpy4927 5 років тому +950

      Last time someone made this mistake Tarantino won best original screenplay.

    • @Naddoniz
      @Naddoniz 5 років тому +36

      @@yarpy4927 😂😂😂

    • @Scyllax
      @Scyllax 5 років тому +136

      Amani Lee Afghanistan has heroin, not cocaine.

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 5 років тому +21

      @@yarpy4927 this is the beat response

  • @askiars
    @askiars 5 років тому +1341

    Her: he hasnt vomited in 6 hours
    House: whats to vomit? Im eating his lunch
    😂😂😂

    • @KeithJDavies
      @KeithJDavies 2 роки тому +14

      I've had pancreatitis. Just because there's nothing to vomit doesn't mean you don't try, only that there's nothing there. I reached a point where I didn't have even stomach acid or bile available... but I still tried.
      That was not a good time.

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 Рік тому +1

      @@KeithJDavies i had it too but I was a almost unexplained case as I was 12 and did not do any drugs or alcohol. I was taken to sick kids hospital. I remember it was the most painful thing I ever experienced.

    • @KeithJDavies
      @KeithJDavies Рік тому +1

      ​@@balancemaster55 Nor do I, it had other causes. It was an unpleasant experience, but apparently I'm pretty durable. The doctor told me "I usually recommend people with pancreatitis be admitted, but you're just lying here chilling. Take these, and if you start to feel it again come back. In the meantime we've run some tests and we'll set you up with an internalist."

  • @LanieDeadrock
    @LanieDeadrock 5 років тому +1172

    "Relax. I'm sure they already know you brought heroin back from Afghanistan." My favourite line in the whole series, so fucking funny with Wilson's reaction.

    • @rose_elca
      @rose_elca 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah its funny how he pick on him everytime and still put up with him, thats is genuine :)

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 роки тому

      333

    • @normancarter5419
      @normancarter5419 2 роки тому +17

      But Wilson lied, he may have never been to Afghanistan, but he didn't deny smuggling illegal drugs back into the USA.

    • @jjjj8644
      @jjjj8644 2 роки тому +1

      in the whole series? Tha's exaggeration a little bit

    • @verisimilitone
      @verisimilitone Рік тому +2

      Especially cause that's something that Dr. Watson would have had access to in Sherlock Holmes.

  • @ZyravsZombies
    @ZyravsZombies 5 років тому +5926

    as a brazilian: thanks house for knowing we're not the same as close countries and that pronouciation was great (when he said castanhas do Pará) hahaha

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 5 років тому +117

      yeah people forget Brazil's national tongue is Portuguese.

    • @keithupton86ku
      @keithupton86ku 5 років тому +28

      @Armchair Psycho same shit, different toilet

    • @erickcassibo8172
      @erickcassibo8172 5 років тому +91

      Big differences between Brazil, Bolivia, Argentina, Uruguay, etc. People need to learn more.

    • @Sh1denK4i
      @Sh1denK4i 5 років тому +29

      Eu sou brasileiro e a pronúncia de Castanhas do Pará foi perfeita ahhahahah, but there’s a
      difference between languages bruh, because Brazilians falam em português BR, different form Portuguese-Portugal

    • @JeffMartin84
      @JeffMartin84 4 роки тому +24

      @Armchair Psycho On that same note I had a coworker who turned into a friend that was Colombian...loved calling him Peruvian when I really really wanted to piss him off.

  • @TokyoTraveller
    @TokyoTraveller 6 років тому +1839

    "I can kill a man with my thumb"
    That's what I call Grade A pillow talk.

    • @YaoiChan18
      @YaoiChan18 5 років тому +44

      Well, an orgasm can be called 'la petite mort', or 'the little death'

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 роки тому +2

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @nomadhakunamatata5793
      @nomadhakunamatata5793 4 роки тому +15

      House started panting. "i want the cookie!"

    • @akatie888
      @akatie888 4 роки тому +35

      "I killed a man, with dis dhumb"- that guy from ratatouille

    • @dbongoloid9541
      @dbongoloid9541 3 роки тому +4

      Think she meant a thumb in the bum?

  • @kryshunter
    @kryshunter 4 роки тому +4612

    Rules for getting accurate diagnoses from your doctor:
    1. Be specific and honest with your doctor
    2. Be specific and honest with your doctor
    And most importantly...
    3. Be specific and honest with your doctor!
    any questions?

    • @wititorac
      @wititorac 4 роки тому +228

      Yes, can you be more specific on point 2?

    • @bboyjunyor
      @bboyjunyor 4 роки тому +10

      Or listen to the other doctor who said it was "poisoning"! :)))

    • @Cityweaver
      @Cityweaver 4 роки тому +183

      Another episode of House involved a man so desperate to find out what was killing him he held half the hospital hostage. The answer was a bacteria he picked up on a trip of to Florida he never bothered to tell any of his other 16 doctors about.

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 4 роки тому +49

      No detail is too insignificant for a doctor, especially in the case of being treated by Dr. House.

    • @tallguykai2054
      @tallguykai2054 4 роки тому +4

      not all doctors are honest!

  • @kalonspecht4975
    @kalonspecht4975 4 роки тому +668

    When she calls that other agent an idiot for mixing up Brazil and Bolivia.

    • @osumanaaa9982
      @osumanaaa9982 4 роки тому +134

      He actually didn't mix up. They were not allowed to divulge the name of the country where the agent was stationed. They even refused at first but then after the doctors insisted they were told Bolivia because it is similar. He was called an idiot because he gave wrong information on purpose to keep the agent's work secret.

    • @asmerX100
      @asmerX100 2 роки тому +20

      @@osumanaaa9982 exactly...doctors need the truth about the patient's background in order to treat them with correct treatment
      what that CIA guy did resulted in a delay in getting a correct diagnosis of his illness and if house doesnt have any knowledge about the carnival's celebration, that guy is probably be dead

    • @anonymaton948
      @anonymaton948 Рік тому

      @@asmerX100 and the consequences of a CIA agent dying, unsure of what killed them and the possibility of it being radiation.
      War and international drama over Brazil nuts

  • @Sage2000
    @Sage2000 3 роки тому +310

    5:30 fantastic scene. How House admits it’s wrong and still tries to be focused and productive. The other dude plays the blame game.

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 6 років тому +7001

    its shame the show ended before House got recurited by the FBI, DEA, DSS or secret service.

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 6 років тому +24

      whats dss

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 6 років тому +474

      dss nutz!

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism 6 років тому +185

      @@flisko123 Diplomatic Security Service. The guys who failed in Benghazi.

    • @HulklingsBoyfriend
      @HulklingsBoyfriend 6 років тому +47

      @@JimNortonsAlcoholism BUNGAZSSY NEVAR FURGETZ

    • @ryuli1
      @ryuli1 6 років тому +3

      Shark jumping?

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 4 роки тому +293

    "Either she really likes me, or she *really* hates you. And I got to ride in a jet!"
    That may be one of the funniest lines in any episode of House.

  • @pankhanafis818
    @pankhanafis818 4 роки тому +807

    Love this series.....the only series which doesn't require you to watch past episodes but still feel the same level addiction to it & makes you come back for more

    • @ChrisTian-sd5yq
      @ChrisTian-sd5yq 2 роки тому +4

      still on season 3 after multiple rewatching of s1 and s1

    • @Vincent-or5wl
      @Vincent-or5wl 2 роки тому +4

      Top notch show. Cynicism and wit at its best!

    • @Khono
      @Khono Рік тому +3

      We call that "episodic".

    • @JeffCaplan313
      @JeffCaplan313 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Khono Episodic lupus?

  • @TheCursedCat1927
    @TheCursedCat1927 5 років тому +390

    Asking the House to take care of a CIA Agent, is like saying "Here. This is your new guinea pig."

  • @nytemarequeen2365
    @nytemarequeen2365 4 роки тому +206

    Always been one of my favorite episodes. Also, I feel like getting to call a CIA agent an idiot to his face and summarily ream his ass is like Christmas for House.

  • @applechip6748
    @applechip6748 5 років тому +649

    8:50
    House: "I know how to kill a man with my thumb"
    Ratatouille: "I once killed a man with this thumb"

    • @dlwfii
      @dlwfii 5 років тому +13

      House didn’t say that, the chick did. How the hell did you miss that?

    • @applechip6748
      @applechip6748 5 років тому +25

      @@dlwfii As I wrote the title of the movie, "Ratatouille," and not the name of the chef that said that, it's a fairly safe assumption that I meant the show, "House M.D." not Dr. House himself.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 5 років тому +2

      @@applechip6748 He says it to Cuddy at the end of the episode.

    • @applechip6748
      @applechip6748 5 років тому +2

      @@azh698 I did not know that, good to know.

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 5 років тому

      His name was Remy

  • @shearnotspear
    @shearnotspear 2 роки тому +64

    Wilson insisting he’d never been to Afghanistan is a good reference - John Watson of course having served in Afghanistan in the Sherlock novels

  • @wo5416
    @wo5416 4 роки тому +294

    This episode just showed how crucial is to get a detailed and clear history

  • @537monster
    @537monster 2 роки тому +32

    8:33 I love how you can’t tell if she’s talking to House or the CIA Agent.
    Most likely both, to some degree.

  • @olivecorf1860
    @olivecorf1860 6 років тому +5587

    Another sherlock holmes' easter egg. House said Wilson has been to Afghanistan before. Just like John Watson.

    • @aldridges06
      @aldridges06 6 років тому +30

      Olive Corf it’s house what would you expect😉

    • @trollfacenationalist3653
      @trollfacenationalist3653 6 років тому +46

      Only difference is Moriarty wasn't there.. or was he? :/

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 6 років тому +58

      How is that specifically a Sherlock reference?

    • @pordikordi5161
      @pordikordi5161 6 років тому +184

      Mephostopheles because House and Wilson are similiar to Holmes and Watson

    • @jonnydb58
      @jonnydb58 6 років тому +2

      I was gonna comment that

  • @ramiyanes8607
    @ramiyanes8607 3 роки тому +189

    I love how she quit her job and then gets immediately fired by House

    • @justcarineinparis
      @justcarineinparis Рік тому +2

      I found it sad actually... and s à black woman, a little harsh on us from the writers.... 😅

    • @NerdNinjaPvP
      @NerdNinjaPvP Рік тому

      @@justcarineinparis I really wish house picked fake doctor too :(

    • @Rykojames
      @Rykojames Рік тому +9

      @@justcarineinpariswhat does skin color have to do with it?

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 8 місяців тому

      claiming the Meghan Markles of the world when it Suits them

  • @davefordham14
    @davefordham14 3 роки тому +254

    Every episode, every line, every joke, every punchline - absolute gold, absolute genius.

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue Рік тому +1

      just admit it you wish you could work with the cia🤣

  • @Chasolk
    @Chasolk 6 років тому +1994

    8:31
    What a pathetic attempt at saving face. This guy screwed up, BIG TIME, & just tries to brush it off as if it didn't matter now that the patient would be okay when all the time they'd wasted treating him & all the pain the patient suffered through could've been avoided if he'd just told them honestly where the patient had been stationed.
    My guess is that he's gonna be stuck doing paperwork for years to come after this magnificent f**k-up.

    • @MarbRedFred
      @MarbRedFred 6 років тому +56

      Chasolk this is a tv show

    • @Chasolk
      @Chasolk 6 років тому +396

      @@MarbRedFred Wha- REALLY!? And here i thought it was a documentary! :P

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 6 років тому +91

      Lol they never get reprimanded. They just get covered up.

    • @X64813
      @X64813 6 років тому +211

      There are dumbasses like that in real life. That guy was proud and stupid. The worst combination lol.

    • @demosthenes995
      @demosthenes995 6 років тому +29

      @@MarbRedFred r/ woosh

  • @pmarreck
    @pmarreck 3 роки тому +56

    I love House because he prefers to be correct than to be accepted or understood.
    Or as I put it, he prefers to be right than belong

    • @MarcoBonechi
      @MarcoBonechi Рік тому +1

      It can only happen just in sports and creative work like music, because every other job you are unemployed and homeless if you don't obey

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 років тому +9720

    whyd he check for as pulse when the patient is connected to a heart moniter

    • @Morbacounet
      @Morbacounet 6 років тому +1737

      The heart could work properly but not irrigate the brain like it should. Or just to make sure the monitor gives the correct information. I'm not a doctor, just guessing.

    • @bn9891
      @bn9891 6 років тому +1425

      There's something called pulseless electrical activity where the ekg can show a rhythm, but there's no pulse.. Sure that's not the case here, but just FYI

    • @Hindzee
      @Hindzee 6 років тому +693

      The heart monitor won't give the you the quality of the pulse e.g. if it's bounding or faint

    • @soundninja99
      @soundninja99 6 років тому +288

      Doctors actually do that in real life...

    • @ulyssesemmanuel
      @ulyssesemmanuel 6 років тому +21

      Exactly. Think why

  • @simonnyman9031
    @simonnyman9031 6 років тому +169

    " Inspector Gadget! - Oh my God... you're actually at the CIA! "

  • @connorhandforth814
    @connorhandforth814 6 років тому +2234

    I think the premiere system is Lupus.

    • @BM-yy8db
      @BM-yy8db 6 років тому +81

      It's never lupus

    • @fixafix69
      @fixafix69 6 років тому +17

      Nah it's just cancer

    • @Dezadna
      @Dezadna 6 років тому +18

      naaah it's youtubia stupidia desease , can't you see ? all symptoms there , the excitement for trailer , then the nostalgia and of corse there is the hate of never seeing new house episodes again , all is there i was rtight all along

    • @blunttrauma5300
      @blunttrauma5300 6 років тому +6

      @@BM-yy8db pretty sure it was lupus once

    • @Junglehunter677
      @Junglehunter677 6 років тому +3

      How many times do I have to tell you it's not lupus.

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 6 років тому +835

    Love the need to know basis being used against a doctor, who needs to know everything to establish what’s relevant

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 роки тому +5

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 роки тому +26

      @Holden Mcgroine what might be unimportant to a patient might be very relevant to a doc

    • @tonylee1667
      @tonylee1667 2 роки тому +7

      @Basically I'm Schlorping everyone doing it doesn't magically make it less of a problem

  • @jjohnsonnccc
    @jjohnsonnccc 4 роки тому +98

    House: "Relax, I'm sure they already know you brought heroine back from Afghanistan"
    Wilson:"Thats not true... I've never been to Afghanistan"
    *interesting*

  • @edwardfrench9368
    @edwardfrench9368 5 років тому +413

    I like to think that house was recruited into the CIA after wilson died.

  • @infinitesauce8206
    @infinitesauce8206 5 років тому +677

    Heart Monitor: **stable beeping**
    CIA Dude / Dr. Curtis: **checks for pulse**
    "Yes, this is big brain time."

    • @BerangNedTal
      @BerangNedTal 5 років тому +44

      InfiniteSauce pulseless heart activity. Heart puts out electric signals that the heart monitor detects as normal, but the patient has no pulse

    • @saika4298
      @saika4298 5 років тому +12

      If it’s big brain time, you should perhaps fucking use it.

    • @rmcl7583
      @rmcl7583 5 років тому +20

      You don't rely on the machine all the time to tell you numbers. You have to check if it does correlate .

    • @ShippingZone
      @ShippingZone 5 років тому +16

      there taught to do that, machines aren't always correct and they need to check the strength of the pulse

    • @robertcrawford377
      @robertcrawford377 4 роки тому +4

      Checking the pulse is part of routine obs, or if there are signs of deterioration. Same goes for blood pressure, if it throws up abnormal readings (e.g. 90/50 on someone with a baseline of 125/70) a manual BP is taken.

  • @Calhoun0
    @Calhoun0 4 роки тому +45

    "We're gonna start you on an experimental treatment."
    "Tea?"

  • @levivonmond
    @levivonmond 5 років тому +38

    7:55 I'm from Brazil! When House said "castanhas do Pará" I cracked. Hahahaha.

  • @gayassmotherfuckerfuckmein1642
    @gayassmotherfuckerfuckmein1642 6 років тому +54

    i will never be able to get over the fact the House’s sense of humour is able to make anyone laugh. i love him smmmmm

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 2 роки тому

      He didn't make his enemies laugh.

  • @kissofdeath4449
    @kissofdeath4449 4 роки тому +106

    Love it how House always obsessively tries to piss off the authority.

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 3 роки тому +171

    If there's a CIA series, I think a house like character that just cures them for always getting poisoned would be enough for a fun series

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr Рік тому

      Basically Homeland. That show needed House

  • @anthonyslaughter1728
    @anthonyslaughter1728 2 роки тому +23

    "I am not talking about the country or the plane" @ 1:50 Cracks me up every time!

  • @mitche5007
    @mitche5007 2 роки тому +17

    I love the phone conversation he had with Wilson regarding Cutty, and at the end the other doctor complaining about his hitting on her :-)

  • @Em_Rey
    @Em_Rey 4 роки тому +21

    8:45 is the best lmao the guy mad she flirts with House 😂😂

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 6 років тому +121

    I remember when this episode first came out thinking that they were setting up Dr. Terzi to be a new recurring character. Boy was I wrong.

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 3 роки тому +23

    "I don't have to trust him to agree with him" I love that

  • @marinemccord1059
    @marinemccord1059 5 років тому +45

    Love the modern day comparisons and line ups of House to Holmes🙌🏽 the wit, drug and alcohol abuse and the constant jokes and slams on Wilson/Watson

  • @savagegaming3313
    @savagegaming3313 6 років тому +54

    I absolutely love the ending with house getting the elevator door just in time... I always thought that was funny.

  • @erinenewton4888
    @erinenewton4888 3 роки тому +15

    i love how house's voice change when he becomes worried, puzzled, or seriouse. I especially love angry house

  • @connordowning216
    @connordowning216 4 роки тому +32

    love that they used scientific beakers to try and make the tea look more official

  • @redstone51
    @redstone51 6 років тому +193

    This was the best show. Hugh Laurie was unforgeable when he walked into a (2 part) psychiatric hospital When this show ended, it was like watching the last MASH!!!!!!

    • @gr.b.u.m
      @gr.b.u.m 6 років тому +5

      Well you should watch The night manager.

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku 6 років тому +5

      UH you know him going to the psychiatric facility ISN'T the end of the show, right?

  • @pranavshiv971
    @pranavshiv971 5 років тому +71

    "Any chance he's just overwhelmed with gratitude?"
    Priceless!!!

  • @Harlizarrd
    @Harlizarrd 6 років тому +48

    For some reason, House tripping over himself to block the door because he was transfixed by her makes me giggle every time.

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop Рік тому +6

    4:25 house does a little trolling

  • @mrigankchugh2096
    @mrigankchugh2096 5 років тому +80

    "There's a lot you can learn in my fellowship"
    Fires her next episode

    • @brianlam257
      @brianlam257 5 років тому

      She has learnt that believing House is a big mistake

    • @rudypujenkins6890
      @rudypujenkins6890 5 років тому +9

      She also wasn't very good.

    • @CrusaderDom3
      @CrusaderDom3 3 роки тому +3

      He found out she was an idiot

    • @StanHowse
      @StanHowse 3 роки тому

      @@CrusaderDom3 Still hot AF tho. And she's like.. My mothers' age.

  • @nanat9178
    @nanat9178 5 років тому +112

    He made that woman quit her FBI. Job and then fired her 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nooneknows4355
      @nooneknows4355 4 роки тому +3

      CIA

    • @marcussavina2726
      @marcussavina2726 4 роки тому +10

      Forgot about that! She really needed a better arch

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair, House didn't make her do anything, but he sure as heck dangled the opportunity for a job on his team. She took the bait...only to realize that it's only an audition, not the starring role. And that too...that there are far more incisive, gifted candidates vying for the job.

  • @nix_
    @nix_ 6 років тому +270

    On the one hand, I want a reboot. But on the other hand, I would be part of the group saying I hate already without knowing a thing about it. I'm torn.

    • @angelcake1645
      @angelcake1645 6 років тому +13

      I want a reboot that starts with house finding out he had a kid that is exactly the same as him. And he mutters fuck before everything happens where his child trys to heal house and others.

    • @Snagabott
      @Snagabott 5 років тому +5

      Scorn without reason is the proper House way. Do it.

    • @moomoocow25123
      @moomoocow25123 5 років тому +12

      Ive always wanted an extra episode. Its a few years later. House and Wilson are still together. And we get to see how the hospital is doing. How people are coping with those 2 gone.

    • @ZeroTheLelouch
      @ZeroTheLelouch 5 років тому +4

      @@moomoocow25123 Wilson would be desd

    • @moomoocow25123
      @moomoocow25123 5 років тому +7

      @@ZeroTheLelouch well yea. But maybe he beat the odds or some shit. He lives a little longer. Or idk a few months after rather than years. Its all hypothetic. Its just something id always thought would be nice. Like a what happens now episode

  • @MegaKrayZay
    @MegaKrayZay Рік тому +2

    “I didn’t yell at you when I thought you were wrong” lol

  • @egoruderico3038
    @egoruderico3038 Рік тому +2

    House: Carnival in Bolivia is only 8 days
    Me: ONLY??? 😂

  • @makotomikami
    @makotomikami 6 років тому +676

    Guys, I agree with everybody about this premiere thing being silly, but I think the creator of this channel was just trying something new for a change, and Im pretty sure they understand now it was a mistake, so just cut 'em some slack for trying out some UA-cam feature.
    Still love this channel and its content.

    • @pinoyguy75
      @pinoyguy75 6 років тому +18

      If we cut them slack, then they *wouldn't take how seriously we dislike this feature

    • @jadahoizer9668
      @jadahoizer9668 5 років тому +1

      @@pinoyguy75 What feature?

    • @Xaldin773
      @Xaldin773 5 років тому

      *bump. what do you guys mean ?

    • @thesecutor
      @thesecutor 5 років тому +5

      Liam Alistarr
      Premiering which allows you to set a time when the video will be available, most hate because of unnecessary waiting time

    • @MrJohnnysaintjohn
      @MrJohnnysaintjohn 5 років тому +1

      ????

  • @SunnyBlam
    @SunnyBlam 6 років тому +52

    Love that unceremonious ending. Yanking the elevator door open.

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam Рік тому +3

    House: **malpractices**
    "oops lol"

  • @icypython6904
    @icypython6904 3 роки тому +9

    "What's to vomit, im eating his lunch " LMAOOO

  • @trinitylivingston1286
    @trinitylivingston1286 5 років тому +13

    Any chance he's just overwhelmed with gratitude? Lol!😂😂

  • @esraeloh8681
    @esraeloh8681 6 років тому +112

    Hahaha, that lift exit scene it finished on

  • @tankmaster1018
    @tankmaster1018 6 років тому +44

    Lmfao! Love how worried Wilson still is that they would have dug up his drunken arrest! Haha best supporting character ever

  • @skilifavas4016
    @skilifavas4016 5 років тому +13

    I love that last scene where House gets stuck on the elevator door with the cane. It's like: " Ok, back to my painful existence. "

  • @trindog5843
    @trindog5843 4 роки тому +14

    "what's to vomit I'm eating his lunch"
    -House m.d.

  • @thephantompenance
    @thephantompenance 6 років тому +7

    8:31
    Agent: So what’s the problem?
    Me (mid sentence): THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU’RE AN-
    CIA Lady: You’re an idiot
    Me: Defense rests, your Honor

  • @Dapperdave-gg6vx
    @Dapperdave-gg6vx 4 роки тому +11

    I just watched this episode again. I could swear that the other doctor that the CIA invited for consultation correctly diagnosis the patient with the chestnut poison at the beginning of the episode. House gets the credit because he says "Brazil nuts" at the end...

    • @1LY4x8s96r
      @1LY4x8s96r 2 роки тому +3

      That is not the reason. The reason is because they are two different plants and can cause two different types of problems. Chestnut can be poisonous because of toxins. Castanhas do Pará (Brazil nuts) have no toxins, it contains high amount of Selenium witch is a mineral that can cause problems in higher doses.
      The poison and symptoms was caused by Selenium, not a toxin.

    • @coolgate7794
      @coolgate7794 2 роки тому

      Ironic is that even tho the CIA hide the crucial details, House is the one that almost kills the patient.

  • @ozzywalker609
    @ozzywalker609 5 років тому +27

    I always imagined how House would get along with Hawkeye from M.A.S.H. They would irritate each other, but would have a greater chance diagnosing correctly than if they were alone.
    House: Hawk, what do you think?
    Hawkeye: Well, it's not Lupus.
    House: It never is.
    Hawkeye: Well, let's cut him open, see what's wrong.
    House: We can't. We don't know how he'll respond.
    Hawkeye: Good. You've just confirmed that you're not Frank.
    House: Twerp.
    Everyone else: You tell 'em, Ferret Face.

  • @frog2924
    @frog2924 5 років тому +8

    1:23 dayum his skin looks like when you would peel off pva off your hands but it wasn't dry enough 😐😂

  • @richardwyatt7949
    @richardwyatt7949 4 роки тому +4

    That last part with the elevator... Lmfao! "Let me in, jeez..."

  • @CloveCoast
    @CloveCoast 3 роки тому +3

    0:03 I love that Norm Macdonald turn 😂

  • @ezekielproctor7858
    @ezekielproctor7858 6 років тому +398

    Premieres In Three Days? Better Be Longer Than 10 Minutes.

  • @NovatusRSGaming
    @NovatusRSGaming 3 роки тому +8

    “I’ve never been to Afghanistan” but doesn’t deny the heroin lmao

  • @turma8eac
    @turma8eac 5 років тому +11

    Brazilian here
    He actually spoke it very well

  • @jerryperez5267
    @jerryperez5267 4 роки тому +5

    "what's to vomit? i'm eating his lunch!" 😂😂😂

  • @ShrekWallBee
    @ShrekWallBee 6 років тому +12

    4:01 Inspector Gadget LOL

  • @AntonioMeres
    @AntonioMeres 5 років тому +13

    09:24 And the actor almost lost his arm in that old elevator...

  • @ArcaneTuber
    @ArcaneTuber 6 років тому +435

    Did Cuddy ever find out that House was actually working for the C.I.A.?

    • @CODWAL12DEN
      @CODWAL12DEN 6 років тому +23

      Nope

    • @cazabrow1967
      @cazabrow1967 6 років тому +103

      Nope, if i recall Cuddy gave him 2 weeks clinic duty for being "honest" (where he made up a believable lie about where he went since she would never believe the truth) and gave Wilson 3 weeks since he was trying to convince her that he was actually at the CIA but had no proof.

    • @DBZHGWgamer
      @DBZHGWgamer 5 років тому +16

      @@cazabrow1967 No, she ended up making house do all of Wilson's hours too since he lied again.

    • @EmpEcropEco
      @EmpEcropEco 4 роки тому

      @Malchik Blue That joke is the sole reason I opened this video. Had me rolling in tears LOL

  • @SepherStar
    @SepherStar 3 роки тому +10

    I've never seen House in such a good mood.

  • @master-of-many-fandoms2020
    @master-of-many-fandoms2020 Рік тому +1

    Love that Wilson is in disbelief of House being at the CIA.

  • @MynameisDUmass
    @MynameisDUmass 9 місяців тому

    3:39 😂😂😂😂😂 how i am with my parents towards trashy family members, hell i ain't gonna lie to you but the truth hurts to some who put themselves there 😂❤😂😂😂😂

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 роки тому +6

    I was having a good laugh the old man making a bunch of speculations like he was in James Bond or something.

  • @DarkLord-7
    @DarkLord-7 4 роки тому +11

    Doctor Mike has got to see this! I could only imagine what he'd say about House's knowledge on chestnuts.

  • @exclusiveextremo5799
    @exclusiveextremo5799 Рік тому +3

    As a brazilian, thank you doctor House for teaching others that Bolivia is not Brazil

  • @maikybravo6108
    @maikybravo6108 Рік тому +2

    House: Castanhas do pará contain Selenium!!!
    CIA's CEO(?): 8:10 "Oh my fucking..." 😂

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 2 роки тому +6

    This is why I believe that House most likely is still practicing Medicine since Wilson's death.

  • @alexanderthomaswilson8699
    @alexanderthomaswilson8699 5 років тому +10

    One of my favorite House episodes ever.

  • @Pureignition58
    @Pureignition58 5 років тому +8

    9:05 Right is might and it does mean everything!

  • @luciferjho9298
    @luciferjho9298 6 років тому +179

    Why premiere, everything already aired before

  • @RodricBeauregard
    @RodricBeauregard 3 місяці тому +1

    It only works because he doesn't talk too the patients

  • @samanthaleong2620
    @samanthaleong2620 4 роки тому +9

    4:09 has me dying of laughter