Medical report on one "Dr. John Johnington Soda" Bob Jefferson was scheduled for a life saving heart surgery he had spent his life savings on, unwilling to pay for the fine of one subscription to the doctors youtube channel, he was dedicated to collecting as much money as possible to save his life. Nurses and family members had been given a peak on the operating floor only to witness John Soda digging through Mr. Jefferson's intestines, screaming quote "GIVE ME YOUR ORGANS." End quote. Arrested for several crimes, Dr.Soda has been given 1 week community service and a 50 Vietnamese Dong fine.
BTW the little blurry line is because I'm using a Valve Index and combining both eyes. if you prefer one eye view only let me know. Also tell me the best VR games I should try!
i know job sim is a super popular game for vr! also, i think since the majority of the screen is showing the view of one eye, it'd be better to only use the view of the one eye. excited to watch this knowing the kinda stuff you do in people playground
TwoSoda, Master surgeon of “normal” people, It’s come to our attention that your body count of (at least) 6 during this visual demonstration has unfortunately led to some *minor* infractions on your record as a medical professional. You’ve successfully performed one eye replacement surgery, one heart replacement surgery, one dental surgery, and one brain replacement surgery during your time here. However, we’re gonna have to revoke your license as the patients now won’t stop screaming (if they can). We’ve heard news that the last doctor we fired went to mercenary work, maybe you can join him. Sincerely, Head Council of Medical Practice (As a sidenote, our reviewers of your footage were well-entertained by your humor despite the situation unfolding.)
you are truly inspiring. you have made me realise my destiny and now i too am a Bioengineer. you see, I too have made horrors beyond gods feeble plan. take human torpedo, or chest face for example.
these ones are so good too, why does nobody watch these and only the people playground videos? Also congratulations bro, I remember you had a video where you said you wanted to have a thousand subs for a couple of ages, now you almost have 30k, good job
Have you seed hard bullet vr? Also its a bit off of your channels norm but i cant help but recommend a free game called voices of the void even if you don't put it on UA-cam.
Ill definitely do some! Just need to think of a cool idea for the video. And I'll be covering it when the new game mode comes out assuming the performance doesn't get tanked by the update
Medical report on one "Dr. John Johnington Soda"
Bob Jefferson was scheduled for a life saving heart surgery he had spent his life savings on, unwilling to pay for the fine of one subscription to the doctors youtube channel, he was dedicated to collecting as much money as possible to save his life.
Nurses and family members had been given a peak on the operating floor only to witness John Soda digging through Mr. Jefferson's intestines, screaming quote "GIVE ME YOUR ORGANS." End quote.
Arrested for several crimes, Dr.Soda has been given 1 week community service and a 50 Vietnamese Dong fine.
For those wondering 50 Vietamese dong is around 0.0020 usd (less than a cent)
Meet the Medic but its an actually Insane guy
What do you mean insane? This guy is a genius doctor.
POV the medic didnt get his medical license removed
@@Lean_Dankr Well i dont think Soda ever had one to begin with XD
So just Meet The Medic?
@@Local_7Eleven nah this guy is worse than medic
Soda: *bashes man's skull open with a clock*
Soda: "Oh my god? What's so wrong with humans nowadays?"
Soda is becoming more ethical over time. These patients have the good graces of anesthesia
The patient is ratchet-strapped to the chair
Are you saying a brick is not sufficient anesthesia?
BTW the little blurry line is because I'm using a Valve Index and combining both eyes. if you prefer one eye view only let me know. Also tell me the best VR games I should try!
i know job sim is a super popular game for vr! also, i think since the majority of the screen is showing the view of one eye, it'd be better to only use the view of the one eye. excited to watch this knowing the kinda stuff you do in people playground
I'd love to see you play Super Hot
I agree with zackf13 Job simulator is very fun, I used to play it all the time super fun game
YOU MUST TRY BONELAB YOU MUUUUST
I didn't notice
It ain't annoying me lol
I think Soda needs to make merch that says "Ok he loves it" on it lol
Play dead space and face the consequences of your experiments directly
I'm a huge baby when it comes to scary games I can barely get past the intro for dead space.
@@TwoSoda that’s even better, record it
Please do it I really want to see you, it’s my birthday u know
7:37* Rips out organs* 'is he bleeding?' lmao
every video i watch makes me believe more and more that this guy is a alien learning about humans.
bro is tf2 medic wtf
Oh boy I cant wait till we see whatever magical way he finds to create Garfield in vr
I want that now 😢
TwoSoda, Master surgeon of “normal” people,
It’s come to our attention that your body count of (at least) 6 during this visual demonstration has unfortunately led to some *minor* infractions on your record as a medical professional. You’ve successfully performed one eye replacement surgery, one heart replacement surgery, one dental surgery, and one brain replacement surgery during your time here. However, we’re gonna have to revoke your license as the patients now won’t stop screaming (if they can). We’ve heard news that the last doctor we fired went to mercenary work, maybe you can join him.
Sincerely,
Head Council of Medical Practice
(As a sidenote, our reviewers of your footage were well-entertained by your humor despite the situation unfolding.)
Twosoda 10th class
Knowing this man’s profession, I'm not sure I trust him to judge humans as broken.
5:12 Soda purring while opening their vict- patients eyes
Sounded like a pigeon to me
Made me go “hehe” real hard several times. Not to mention the sheer amount of abnormally hard nose breaths.
I saw the thumbnail and said ruh roh.
Me when I become a surgeon but the intrusive thoughts kick in: 6:37
What really happens when soda does his people playground surgeries:
YEAH TWOSODA UPLOAD!!!!!!!!!!
Yay SwanKing!
Oh this is such a perfect game for you and this channel I can’t believe I didn’t think of it
YES! LOBOTOMY SPEEDRUN!
hoo boy, i haven't thought about surgeon sinulater in YEARS. thank you for reintroducing me to its casual insanity
something about Soda's videos is so ungodly relatable
HAHAGAHA "oh and, viewer discretion advised, i guess" ☠️☠️☠️☠️
how dare youtube question the scientific nature of your educational videos? what has this site come to...
I’m liking the variety content, keep it up!
please get blood trail it suits your personality extremely well
You're like the Like a surgeon by weird al song
you are truly inspiring.
you have made me realise my destiny and now i too am a Bioengineer.
you see, I too have made horrors beyond gods feeble plan.
take human torpedo, or chest face for example.
Never really noticed how egg like the human skull is until this video. Truly educational
these ones are so good too, why does nobody watch these and only the people playground videos? Also congratulations bro, I remember you had a video where you said you wanted to have a thousand subs for a couple of ages, now you almost have 30k, good job
Agreed, they're missing out; him ripping _an entire ribcage_ out and immediately snatching out random organs absolutely sent me
I can feel these videos making me a better person just by watching them 🥰
Laser can't go through him because he's an actual evil deity
I hour gang 😊
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Found your channel today and I can't stop watching! No seriously, please let me out of the basement :D
6:33 pure soda energy
8:42 some more
10:56
Wow! This was a great informative video! I hope this video gets pushed to more people!
Thanks! I'm working hard on being diverse I hope UA-cam gets with the program soon
Where you get your license? :\
Who gave this dude a vr!?
I gave myself VR cause i'm a big boy
I feel like you would enjoy being a Japanese scientist from 1937-1945.
Where can I assign for your surgery?
2:16 barely started the video and he is doing a historically accurate lobotomy
13k?!?! Nah, I got a buddy who can do it cheaper
As someone who has just had their wisdom teeth removed i have to say that i completely recomend Dr. Soda, i only mostly wish to die!
make a slugcat. it's from a game called rain world. look it up. also i love your videos, we share the same fucked up mind :3
Have you seed hard bullet vr? Also its a bit off of your channels norm but i cant help but recommend a free game called voices of the void even if you don't put it on UA-cam.
I'd love to see you try the ambulance operations, this was funny as hell
now i know that next time i have a surgery, i’ll be in responsible hands!
BLADE AND SORCERY???? Oh I am _excited_
It's all fun and games until this guy actually enters medical school
You remind me of the medic from tf2, but somehow more insane
I would let you be my surgeon!
The doctor is in.
….. I think that’s a bad idea…………
FOR SCIENCE ‼️‼️
You'll get the death surgery
6:08 that baka already incinerated my lil left sanity
proud to say i've been here since the beginning ❤
he just murdered him thousands of times lol
Somehow, this is the most normal video yet
O god who gave him a medical license
Bro apprenticed under Dr. Pepper
Thank you for your service
8:54 i dare you to get a++ with the original mouse and keyboard controls
That's easier than using my own hands lol
530th like
twosoda knows all about surgery because of his background in "People Playground"
MINNESOTA!
the pencil is the best for eye removal
Interesting 🤔
love this
Yesssss.
Death
your
SODA WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
I like dark greens
2:05
POV: António Egas Moniz discovering lobotomy. (circa 1949)
can we have Blade and Scorcery next please?
Ill definitely do some! Just need to think of a cool idea for the video. And I'll be covering it when the new game mode comes out assuming the performance doesn't get tanked by the update
@@TwoSoda awsome
Im addicted to your Videos :3
Thank you monke
game name?
Surgeon Simulator : Experiance Reality
Our your 1000th like
I appreciate you
@@TwoSoda thanks for being funny
This guy have kung-furgeon 12:51
cheese
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i was lol anyway what does it even matter
@@KingGodzillaFanhis says 22 and yours 21, but it really doesn't matter yeah
@@KingGodzillaFan oop- your comment didn't load for me so I thought I was first lol-
U know it’s gonna be a good all nighter when soda droüs
Very good video