John: why do you have archers? Planet: cuz they look cool John: why do you want me to place golden scouts? Planet: cuz they look cool John: why do you still have jeeps? Planet: cuz they look cool
Wave 00000 Jack expired 1 :hi Jack expired 2 : hi bro Jack expired 3 : WHY MY COMPUTER A DEAD (Guadian appears) Jack expired 1 & 2 & 3 : Who are you ?! Guardian 1&2 : im a guardian of the void (Void sound ) all jack expired : OMGGGGG THE VOID A SCREEN SHOT PLZ Void: calm bro :ALL JACK : PLZZZZZ Void :omaewa mooshindeyu All zombies and player and tower : NANI (explosion nuclear) (Planet3eart has arrived) Planet3eart : Hum... (Earth explosion )
48 Questions to ask about tower battles 1. why doesnt planet add new towers anymore 2. who plays the tower battles music in the backround 3. why doesnt the zed driver jump out of the zed when the zeds about to explode 4. why doesnt the jeep driver jump out of the jeep when the jeeps about to explode 5. why isnt the golden scout in the shop 6. why isnt the golden commando in the shop 7. why isnt the stunner in the shop 8. why isnt the archer in the shop 9. why isnt the knifer in the shop 10. why cant railgun be placed on the floor 11. why cant mortars be placed on the floor 12. why does the commando have a mask 13. why cant towers dance 14. why doesnt the farm shoot zombies 15. why doesnt the DJ shoot zombies 16. why do towers cost money 17. why are there exlusive towers 18. why does the railgun shoot so slow 19. why do zombies have names 20. why are there 38 waves 21. why is there a wave 000000 22. why cant is jeep spam so laggy 23. why can you only place 5 zeds 24. why do people call you a noob when you send 25. why do people call you a noob when you lose 26. why do people call you a cheater when you win 27. why is there not a tie is both players die at the same time 28. why did you remove necromancer boss 29. why did you remove 4v4 30. why can you only place 15 towers 31. why is the boss 3 so fast 32. why do you nerf towers 33. why do you buff towers 34. why does the void have more health than all the event bosses 35. why do the zombies give you money when they die 36. why does the necromancer spawn in bosses 37. why does the void spawn in zombies 38. why cant you send necromancer 39. why cant you send mystery 2 40. why cant you send boss 4 41. why cant you send void 42.why do zombies despawn when they die 43. why does the void fall then despawn after it dies 44. why dont towers do a victory dance when they get triumph 45. why does the void scream when it dies 46. why is this game so popular 47. why was this game made 48. why are there so many questions to ask about this game
2:45 the railgunner does 400 damage, not 800 so due to how u doubled it and it equaled 562, you would have to double that. 1124. definitely impossible.
Next tower:gorilla scout --------------- Stats: damage type :gorilla flavor Range As far as a gorilla can see Cost:4500$ -------------- Upgrades: tier 2:gorilla sights-expands range tier 3:hidden gorilla-able to see hiddens tier 4:Epic gorilla damage-increases damage and now has rapid fire tier 5:SWAGER-has swager’s mask,shirts and chef hat and increases rapid fire speed ---------------- Damage Tier 1: 50 dmg per shot Tier 2: 100 dmg per shot Tier 3: 120 dmg per shot Tier 4: 170 dmg per shot Tier 5: 280 dmg per shot Cost:4500$ ingame -------------- Exclusive tower to jackmmeos -------------- Time Tier 1: 10 shots per second Tier 2: 30 shots per second Tier 3: 40 shots per second Tier 4: 100 shots per second Tier 5: 130 shots per second ----------- This took me along time Do you This this is a good idea? Tell if ur advice! Enjoy :D Can I have likes?
12:43 *wwhen uhhh...* *INHALE* *UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* good one bro
Wave: 0000000: **exists** JOHN ROBLOX: im about to end this mans career Expired Jack: im about to end this gorillas career anti-glitch: im about to end this pumpkins career virus: im about to end this anti-glitches career me: im about to run out of ideas to make memes from this
10:59 Jhon:WAIT make memes about this dude turn memes time dude do memes about this make memes Planet:A a A a A a A a A a A a A a Jhon:what m m m mm mm m mm m m m Wanna wanna wanna wanna Oh my bro U doing
I can make a meme for the jack stroke! When you find out your wife is dead. And another: when you walk outside and trip but nobody helps you. Lol. 11:00
Meme: When your taking a walk to the Midnight Forest but instead you see 1000000 Army people fighting a giant guy named Jack but he was having a seizure.
A couple weeks ago.. Planet joined my server and everyone was like Give me credits!!! Give da archer! Can you friend me! Play with me on a match.. Me: Shut the crap up
Expired jack1:What what are these thingys.Expired jack2:who the heck are you. Expired jack3:Who are you guys.Void:suprise mf.All expired jacks:WHO ARE YOU.John and planet:HOLY SMOKES WE ONE SHOTTED THAT THING!
John: why do you have archers?
Planet: cuz they look cool
John: why do you want me to place golden scouts?
Planet: cuz they look cool
John: why do you still have jeeps?
Planet: cuz they look cool
John: why are you gay
Planet: cause they look co- wait what?
John: NOTHING
I'm commenting
Planet: cuz they look cool
John: Why did you nerf Zed?
Planet: *Because it looks cool.*
John: why are you saying “cuz they look cool”
Planet: cuz the look co- what did u say
John: cuz ur gay
Planet: cuz they look cool
Why you like expired ice cream
Planet: cuz they look cool
11:08 when its your turn to speak infront of the class
Lol lmao
Um Um Um Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ummmmmm ....ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Homemade kiwi that’s me in a nutshell
Lol
Uhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh when a when a when a when a when a when uhhhhhhh
Expired jack: YES IM BACK BABY
* walks out *
* sees a gazillion gcs and railgunners *
Expired jack: planet pls take me back
Jack before: Oh boi time to go to wave 000000
Jack after: Mr. Planet I dont feel so good
boyodotjpeg hes expired bro
Lol
11:41
When you turn on the tv in the early morning
Commandos = light
Expired jack= your eyes
12:46 john.exe stopped working
13:06 too xD
You mean gorilla.exe
13:06 when your cars trying to start
LOL XD
Chevys be like
XD
XD
XD
everyone gangsta until planet spawns zombies
Ryanmarioco this comment is way to underrated
That's my man, grape btw
Ryᴀɴᴍᴀʀɪᴏᴄᴏ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻.
how the moma did u do thus
Uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhh, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
- Planet3arth 2019
Cherise Bee lenny face
13:04 when you try to beatbox for the first time
Sly_ish beatbox in a nutshell
Lol
i got one
when you are going to make a video on counting to 1m but you forgot to press record
But you counted to 10
5:23 Void: Why u bully me? John and planet's towers: HELL YEAH
6:15, *that moment when he didn't max out the GC*
i
you
much
bro
Like
Wave 00000
Jack expired 1 :hi
Jack expired 2 : hi bro
Jack expired 3 : WHY MY COMPUTER A DEAD
(Guadian appears)
Jack expired 1 & 2 & 3 : Who are you ?!
Guardian 1&2 : im a guardian of the void
(Void sound )
all jack expired : OMGGGGG THE VOID A SCREEN SHOT PLZ
Void: calm bro
:ALL JACK : PLZZZZZ
Void :omaewa mooshindeyu
All zombies and player and tower : NANI
(explosion nuclear)
(Planet3eart has arrived)
Planet3eart : Hum...
(Earth explosion )
13:18 when you walk in a party and everybody throws tomatoes at you
?
I got a meme
Wave 0000000: *Zombie comes out*
*See 100 golden commandos and 30 railgunners*
Zombie:Ill be right back
11:12 when a pumpkin is in winter
Meme: When you go out to get snacks at night in the summer
Jack: AAAAAA BUGS
Rip that gc that didnt was upgraded to lvl max, now he lives in big depression, forever
13:00 When you finished watching your favourite anime but don't know what to watch.
Idk
48 Questions to ask about tower battles
1. why doesnt planet add new towers anymore
2. who plays the tower battles music in the backround
3. why doesnt the zed driver jump out of the zed when the zeds about to explode
4. why doesnt the jeep driver jump out of the jeep when the jeeps about to explode
5. why isnt the golden scout in the shop
6. why isnt the golden commando in the shop
7. why isnt the stunner in the shop
8. why isnt the archer in the shop
9. why isnt the knifer in the shop
10. why cant railgun be placed on the floor
11. why cant mortars be placed on the floor
12. why does the commando have a mask
13. why cant towers dance
14. why doesnt the farm shoot zombies
15. why doesnt the DJ shoot zombies
16. why do towers cost money
17. why are there exlusive towers
18. why does the railgun shoot so slow
19. why do zombies have names
20. why are there 38 waves
21. why is there a wave 000000
22. why cant is jeep spam so laggy
23. why can you only place 5 zeds
24. why do people call you a noob when you send
25. why do people call you a noob when you lose
26. why do people call you a cheater when you win
27. why is there not a tie is both players die at the same time
28. why did you remove necromancer boss
29. why did you remove 4v4
30. why can you only place 15 towers
31. why is the boss 3 so fast
32. why do you nerf towers
33. why do you buff towers
34. why does the void have more health than all the event bosses
35. why do the zombies give you money when they die
36. why does the necromancer spawn in bosses
37. why does the void spawn in zombies
38. why cant you send necromancer
39. why cant you send mystery 2
40. why cant you send boss 4
41. why cant you send void
42.why do zombies despawn when they die
43. why does the void fall then despawn after it dies
44. why dont towers do a victory dance when they get triumph
45. why does the void scream when it dies
46. why is this game so popular
47. why was this game made
48. why are there so many questions to ask about this game
lol
Damn
49. Why does necromancer make no sound when it dies
5 zeds cuz they don’t want people spamming
15 towers for no lag
The one with sending is that people who send are usually desperate for credits or trolls who want to ruin your day
Golden commando and scout are tournament towers I think and keep spam can be laggy because of how many jeeps there are (obviously)
13:10 brain stop working 😂
2:45 the railgunner does 400 damage, not 800 so due to how u doubled it and it equaled 562, you would have to double that. 1124. definitely impossible.
as of right now it deals 450
I keep expecting him to say "When the imposter is sus". 2020 and 2021 have changed me
0:57
Vietnamese farmers ambushing American convoy
11:08 when your trying to figure out how to right an essay
Dox Edits write*
11:22 when you try your hardest but your legs are stuck in cement
Next tower:gorilla scout
---------------
Stats:
damage type :gorilla flavor
Range As far as a gorilla can see
Cost:4500$
--------------
Upgrades:
tier 2:gorilla sights-expands range
tier 3:hidden gorilla-able to see hiddens
tier 4:Epic gorilla damage-increases damage and now has rapid fire
tier 5:SWAGER-has swager’s mask,shirts and chef hat and increases rapid fire speed
----------------
Damage
Tier 1: 50 dmg per shot
Tier 2: 100 dmg per shot
Tier 3: 120 dmg per shot
Tier 4: 170 dmg per shot
Tier 5: 280 dmg per shot
Cost:4500$ ingame
--------------
Exclusive tower to jackmmeos
--------------
Time
Tier 1: 10 shots per second
Tier 2: 30 shots per second
Tier 3: 40 shots per second
Tier 4: 100 shots per second
Tier 5: 130 shots per second
-----------
This took me along time
Do you This this is a good idea?
Tell if ur advice!
Enjoy :D
Can I have likes?
12:10 when you turn on incognito mode
Fbi:
12:51 when you walk into the teacher’s lounge as a student
When you see a jeep in wave 0 : Thats quiet impressive.
When John roblox doesn’t get golden commandos to max:
Your not ready... noob
13:12 when you are so expired even your death date has expired (idk ;-;)
John:why you have trash towers plant:BeCaUsE ThEy LoOk CoOL
When you realize you forgot to get da doritos when shopping
12:43
*wwhen uhhh...*
*INHALE*
*UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
good one bro
10:41: When you walk out of the movie theater but forget that sunlight exists.
11:00 when you just walked in and your mom already starts yelling at you
Play with planet is a dream for all fans of tower battles
John : yeah guys i got alot of money by the farm. You should buy that
Farm : Am i joke to you?
7:58 when that jack creeped out that cave, he knew. He fucked up. *went expired*
No one:
Literal no one:
Golden commando: ITS OVER! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
15:38 when you realize you're a r2da max rank
Rare footage of John Roblox not screaming or earaping in his video
end of wave 000000000
the towers: SHOOT WITH NO MERCY!!!
dat glitched jack: *error, death not found*
Meme: when you fail every single test you ever had and the teachers rage on you.
*everybody gangsta until Planet
Joins a tower battles server*
12:39 when you come home from school and your parents start yelling at you as soon as you walk in
11:08 When you step into the classroom during your favourite lesson and you see a huge war.
0:43 believe it or not this wasn’t from the farm it was in fact from the scout
“Why do you like men”
Planet: cause they look cool
i like how john stutters and goes into a beatbox or sumn
Rail gunners: I am on ground like zombie
Golden commandos: I am on the cliff like mortar and rail gunner
I can make a joke about the Expired Jack
When you get killed by a new player in BO3 and he still keeps shooting your dead body.
I have a meme for the boss:
When you rise up to the surface in the pool for air and your friend is waiting there with a water gun: 12:00
Commando on Hill
Mortar on Ground
5:53 when half the class failed the test and their parents r complaining to the teacher
Wave: 0000000: **exists**
JOHN ROBLOX: im about to end this mans career
Expired Jack: im about to end this gorillas career
anti-glitch: im about to end this pumpkins career
virus: im about to end this anti-glitches career
me: im about to run out of ideas to make memes from this
11:50 Mr planet I don’t feel so good
John is calling king jack 7:19 Lol
meme about it when your shivering in fear from a hacker that has 100 golden commandos
10:59
Jhon:WAIT make memes about this dude turn memes time dude do memes about this make memes
Planet:A a A a A a A a A a A a A a
Jhon:what
m m m mm mm m mm m m m
Wanna wanna wanna wanna
Oh my bro
U doing
11:26
When a kid wearing a pumkin for halloween didnt allowed to trick or treat
I can make a meme for the jack stroke! When you find out your wife is dead. And another: when you walk outside and trip but nobody helps you. Lol. 11:00
12:51
John: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Captions *[Laughter]*
10:16
when the sun will go super nova in 5 billion years but it takes more years than you expected
LazyDogeGamerYT what
Nobody:
GDILIVES: places railgunners on the ground and golden commandos on the cliff
Me: -i am confusion-
5:41 when you win the lottery and your famliy comes
5:55 when you fail to make a joke in time
11:05 when you and your friends meet the cool kids
12:46 say hello to the longest uhhhh in the UA-cam world
please do a video with just abusing admin to the max like have 60 golden commandos all maxed out so EVERYTHING is maxed out.
Meme: When your taking a walk to the Midnight Forest but instead you see 1000000 Army people fighting a giant guy named Jack but he was having a seizure.
12:45 when you are tired cleaning the dishes
11:50 when your mom tells you to one thing ends up to be you being bombarded to do stuff
Everybody gansta until the expired jack throws fireballs and die
5:23 when john plays arsenal
when ur favorite food expires (expired jack)
A couple weeks ago.. Planet joined my server and everyone was like
Give me credits!!!
Give da archer!
Can you friend me!
Play with me on a match..
Me: Shut the crap up
Swager and Planet: places 2946 railgunners
Void: am I a joke to you
Astroh: Yes You Are.
VOID: D:
How to you get so many money is it a gitch?
11:08 when you go back to ur computer and wave 0000000 is happening
expired jack- *steps out*
golden commandos- omiya wa mou shindeiru
11:33 when you habe a seizure in mid air and your still getting shot by 10,000 different people
When jack gets stuck
12:58 when your bored reading in class.
This is the first game dev i ever seen talking like a human
when Halloween just started but thanksgiving just ends it lol
expired jack meme
when ur school doesnt allow ur halloween costume that u worked on for hours
11:00 trying to kill SCP 096 be like
I got a good meme. When you break the game with 100 golden commandos
That one expired jack is netflix loading at 100%
expired jack:me
all towers:alarm clock trying to wake me up
11:00
When you walk into the school and everyone looks at you.
Planet: That looks really pretty
Swager: OAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO dude wait what i cant hear u
Expired jack1:What what are these thingys.Expired jack2:who the heck are you. Expired jack3:Who are you guys.Void:suprise mf.All expired jacks:WHO ARE YOU.John and planet:HOLY SMOKES WE ONE SHOTTED THAT THING!
King jack only lived for 5 seconds... RIP king jack with a grate 5 seconds
Top Fastest People who Killed Void fast
Everyone gangsta until wave 0000000 spawns
11:08 what a rich person sees outside the house (hes being robbed)
0:50 when he puts 999999999 farms and gets 10 trillion money