r/facepalm Best Posts #25

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  • @katie15732
    @katie15732 4 роки тому +3316

    "Homeless Go Home"
    *We did it boys, homelessness is no more*

    • @scootinfn
      @scootinfn 4 роки тому +115

      BREAKING NEWS: After a recent motivational speech, the homelessness rate has dropped to 0%.

    • @kaiser7896
      @kaiser7896 4 роки тому +15

      Reply #2

    • @WoolyChafer
      @WoolyChafer 4 роки тому +16

      Reply #3 heheh. Yep. We did it m8.

    • @rosplayer1532
      @rosplayer1532 4 роки тому +12

      My goodness. Why didn’t we think of that

    • @mrax5570
      @mrax5570 4 роки тому +20

      for the person who graffitied that
      THANK YOU SHERLOCK.

  • @MattTheCommenter
    @MattTheCommenter 4 роки тому +1027

    Anyone called David, if you ever lose your ID, you're a Dav now.

    • @lunarcrystals1724
      @lunarcrystals1724 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @tacobandit97
      @tacobandit97 4 роки тому +40

      Matt, please stop beating me. I WANT TO WIN

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +11

      What about adas

    • @WeenDiggins
      @WeenDiggins 4 роки тому +11

      **in the corner knowing a David who lost their elevator ID** : I know what I have to do

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/sojluhtBniE/v-deo.html

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 4 роки тому +357

    "Homeless go home"
    Newsflash: Homelessness miraculously drops to zero.

    • @phoenixthings
      @phoenixthings 4 роки тому +9

      Yes, this is big brain time.

    • @cartooncat6357
      @cartooncat6357 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/v-deo.html

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 4 роки тому +1

      @@cartooncat6357 Nice!

    • @cartooncat6357
      @cartooncat6357 4 роки тому +1

      @@ProcyonDei I am a madlad or not idk what I am doing

    • @Simplicity223
      @Simplicity223 4 роки тому +1

      Juanita Sánchez is it a rick roll vid
      OH COME ON I SAW WHAT VID IT WAS ITS A RICK ROLL

  • @niksutin4195
    @niksutin4195 4 роки тому +2471

    This channel is basically us watching a person reacting to subreddits.
    We’re just too lazy to go to reddit.

  • @TheCraziestFace_In_OuterSpace
    @TheCraziestFace_In_OuterSpace 4 роки тому +237

    “Homeless go home”
    *We did it Patrick! We stopped homelessness!*

  • @GSFigure
    @GSFigure 4 роки тому +334

    0:22
    Everyone: "You call strapping a bible to your face safety?"
    Her: "Hey, as long as it works."

    • @unitgamex2972
      @unitgamex2972 4 роки тому +7

      2:57 I can't be the only one who agrees with that guy.

    • @TheFlareGuy
      @TheFlareGuy 4 роки тому +3

      UNIT GAMEX alright drama queen

    • @luvondarox
      @luvondarox 4 роки тому +9

      I mean. Sometimes you just have to *breathe in the Word of God.*

    • @xeras6101
      @xeras6101 4 роки тому

      I’d like to think she has it open to Ezekiel 37:5

    • @unitgamex2972
      @unitgamex2972 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheFlareGuy I'm talking about how it's super uncomfortable you can breathe but it's uncomfortable as hell

  • @happypika3
    @happypika3 4 роки тому +1430

    I can’t understand this subreddit, nobody has a palm in the face smh

    • @whitegrimreaperr
      @whitegrimreaperr 4 роки тому +41

      Dunno why I laugh hard about this

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +12

      @@whitegrimreaperr Maybe because it's ny

    • @towss
      @towss 4 роки тому +23

      r/facepalm

    • @winglesswolf9867
      @winglesswolf9867 4 роки тому +45

      Since you’re looking for someone to get wooooshed, here, take the pleasure.
      No, The subreddit is about people being stupid, And they’re face palming, They don’t have a Palm in their face. Smh

    • @deanblunts
      @deanblunts 4 роки тому +9

      Ah, the whoosh in the joke, a common sighting

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 4 роки тому +108

    8:03 If this person ever actually watched the movies they'd realize that the original Jurassic Park was never opened to the public and had to completely rebrand to open at all only to be abandoned when things went sideways.

    • @mathughsyoutubeworld2655
      @mathughsyoutubeworld2655 4 роки тому +7

      It went more than sideways it went upside down

    • @spencerbricklord474
      @spencerbricklord474 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, the park only ever opened once. In 2005

    • @Josh-ee3qs
      @Josh-ee3qs 4 роки тому

      No it didnt

    • @gregarybrown9896
      @gregarybrown9896 4 роки тому +1

      But then Jurassic World had an actual open park after three cases of things going wrong so *technically* it's still true but yeah I get what you mean

    • @GooberThe4th
      @GooberThe4th 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking! It was technically only opened once Jurassic world was the only time it was open to the public. Jurassic park was still under development and all other movies were either on Sorna or abandoned Nublar. (Jw dominion will probably be all over the world)

  • @L0c0Glono
    @L0c0Glono 4 роки тому +81

    Homeless people reading the thumbnail: Wow! What an idea! Why didn’t I think of that?!

    • @L0c0Glono
      @L0c0Glono 4 роки тому +2

      Well I mean,why else would I be here?

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 3 роки тому

      @CasualUA-camCommenter 😀

    • @jamesbritt4768
      @jamesbritt4768 3 роки тому

      For he wanted to woooosh but for he is the one who should be wooooshed so r/ woooosh

    • @ryanmitchell6913
      @ryanmitchell6913 3 роки тому

      Someone get woooshed

    • @ryanmitchell6913
      @ryanmitchell6913 3 роки тому

      @@L0c0Glono you replyed to yourself

  • @louishackney
    @louishackney 4 роки тому +45

    Some graffiti: Homeless Go Home. The homeless: "My goodness what an idea! Why didn’t I think that?"

  • @sushidapushy9654
    @sushidapushy9654 4 роки тому +406

    1:04 its jonh cena in front of keanu reeves you just can't see him cause he is invisible

  • @nolongerusing7430
    @nolongerusing7430 4 роки тому +342

    7:15
    But Gio, if the homeless didn't go home they'll be cut in half by 2025.

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 роки тому +5

      Oh shit he’s/she’s/they’re right

    • @mmm-ei3yi
      @mmm-ei3yi 4 роки тому +7

      You’re right
      ...

    • @Ollurim
      @Ollurim 4 роки тому +13

      Can't be cut in half by 2025 if humanity doesn't exist by 2025

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ollurim true

    • @videomakermiller8188
      @videomakermiller8188 4 роки тому +10

      @@Ollurim so lets end humanity what a smart idea

  • @ryleyo7675
    @ryleyo7675 4 роки тому +528

    0:55 Plot twist: He actually made John Cena but we can't see him.
    Edit: I noticed that someone stole my comment. I am now doing sad.

  • @mickfarmer6248
    @mickfarmer6248 4 роки тому +60

    Me: Mum, Dad, I’m gay.
    Mum: looks at dad
    Dad: clenches fist and sweats
    Mum: no don-
    Dad: HI GAY I’M DAD

    • @m.k.1640
      @m.k.1640 4 роки тому +2

      Why i am laughing so hard ?! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @mickfarmer6248
      @mickfarmer6248 4 роки тому

      @@m.k.1640 thx bro

    • @mickfarmer6248
      @mickfarmer6248 4 роки тому

      sorry for late reply

    • @cheese17740
      @cheese17740 3 роки тому

      are you really? (no hate, just wondering)

    • @1_3_37
      @1_3_37 3 роки тому

      Xdxdxd

  • @mutieye
    @mutieye 4 роки тому +70

    somehow i feel like choking the person who wrote the ‘homeless go home’ graffiti.

    • @phoenixthings
      @phoenixthings 4 роки тому +8

      Don't worry, with the lack of brain cells they obviously have, they'll probably choke on their own saliva very soon.

    • @user-pb9kk6zt4n
      @user-pb9kk6zt4n 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/dbkBAjjg7X8/v-deo.html

    • @fnafpeanutbutter2295
      @fnafpeanutbutter2295 3 роки тому +1

      Oh shit-

  • @weee50
    @weee50 4 роки тому +78

    6:19 Well, technically, it would be possible to have a 26-hour day, because if you start driving at midnight on the day that Daylight Savings Time ends, you would gain one extra hour in the day because DST ending means that the 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM time interval on the day that DST ends will be repeated twice, giving you a 25-hour day. To have a 26-hour day, you would need to drive between timezones, which, given that you're driving 2000 miles already, will almost be inevitable. In fact, the distance from Indianapolis to Las Vegas is around 1800 miles and covers all four timezones of the US, and you only need to cross one to get a 26-hour day with DST (The actual figure is closer to 27 hours, but crossing 2 timezones is also easily possible). So if you planned out your route carefully, never slept, drove at 75 miles per hour without stopping, and are willing to define a day as "the period of time from one midnight to the next in local time", it would technically be possible to drive 2,000 miles in one day at 75 miles per hour.
    Did I overanalyze this? Yes. Is anyone going to actually do this? Probably not. But still, time is weird.

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 роки тому +3

      Well... I mean it depends on whether they were talking about a day like July 7th. It’s another if they’re talking about 24 hours. They could also speed, too

    • @L0c0Glono
      @L0c0Glono 4 роки тому +3

      Though when I read that dudes comments,I was just like,no matter what time you drive at it’ll still be 26 hours,that’s how time works,time depends on speed,2000/75=26.(not doing decimals) so no,driving at a different time won’t make a difference

    • @aurora_xx6736
      @aurora_xx6736 4 роки тому

      Wow

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 роки тому +2

      Reaper Grim, I think they were talking about a *day* not 24 hours

    • @newsgetsold
      @newsgetsold 4 роки тому +1

      @@dylz_2415 Could have made the same point with much less words. It's not all about getting likes, no? I liked it though.

  • @neturalumbrella6688
    @neturalumbrella6688 4 роки тому +194

    Homeless go home!? That's like saying to a poor person "stop being poor"

  • @irina3148
    @irina3148 4 роки тому +36

    1:09
    Yeah, no one speaks like this apart from my nan who wants to get my cousins to think she’s cool

  • @aussiewater
    @aussiewater 3 роки тому +4

    6:46 Pretty sure the Prosecutor is probably thinking “How the heck are you even mean’t say he’s guilty...”

  • @liv1522
    @liv1522 4 роки тому +1

    I didn't know about the diagonal TV thing. Thanks for the information. I would've been just as confused and frustrated.

  • @Ashnshsbsnsms
    @Ashnshsbsnsms 4 роки тому +6

    0:07
    The therapists were i live be like
    “my daughter is having really bad anxiety“
    “your lying“
    .....
    “heres your bill“

  • @bfcofficial17
    @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +79

    Everybody: _Let's make original comments of everyone making original comments_

  • @frankfang6090
    @frankfang6090 4 роки тому +51

    “Sugar free sugar?! Then wut’s in there?”
    *smells and get high*

    • @drowninthehydraulicpress5844
      @drowninthehydraulicpress5844 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jinxtheonee i cannot tell if you spelled that intentionally or not..

    • @cheese17740
      @cheese17740 3 роки тому

      @@drowninthehydraulicpress5844 maybe they are high on it

  • @nathanapplegate5374
    @nathanapplegate5374 4 роки тому +1

    The fried rice one took me a moment, but oh man, when it sank in what she did, I laughed so hard.

  • @masonwhite3728
    @masonwhite3728 4 роки тому +24

    Honestly, the last one makes a little sense, because the orange doesn’t need to be peeled, and it is easier to start the orange, then finish it later

    • @AshesOfEther
      @AshesOfEther 4 роки тому +1

      Peeling an orange is super easy though.

    • @masonwhite3728
      @masonwhite3728 4 роки тому

      Tobias SN Not if you don’t have arms

    • @UrWifiIsSlow
      @UrWifiIsSlow 4 роки тому

      Not if its one of those super annoying ones that can break knives

    • @jeongbalsancat
      @jeongbalsancat 4 роки тому

      that makes me think.. there's this super neat tool called a zester.. which has a hook that you can peel the orange with or a single grate if you want orange zests..

    • @nyantails
      @nyantails 4 роки тому

      Also the orange slices containers have more than one whole orange in it so...

  • @Fyble
    @Fyble 4 роки тому +105

    Why does everybody want to eat me?
    JuSt wHy...

    • @BonesYouTube
      @BonesYouTube 4 роки тому +5

      nature is supposed to make everything eat everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything.

    • @morganaaaqq
      @morganaaaqq 4 роки тому +1

      BonesYT how many times did you copy past that

    • @nepnepguythegreatestofall
      @nepnepguythegreatestofall 4 роки тому +1

      @@BonesUA-cam In the end, everyone wins...

    • @sittincrab9437
      @sittincrab9437 4 роки тому +1

      Takes a piece and eats it Menacingly*

  • @RandomVids5YT
    @RandomVids5YT 4 роки тому +18

    “Homeless go home”
    homeless rate drops to 0%

  • @LilliCherry
    @LilliCherry 4 роки тому +40

    Blimp is such a weird word. I like it xD

    • @jejthedoodle0023
      @jejthedoodle0023 4 роки тому +7

      B l o m p

    • @centntn
      @centntn 4 роки тому +4

      @bro ate the cookie the word weird is weird

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 роки тому +1

      Ever blink with a limp? It’s a *_blimp_*

    • @elyzia.
      @elyzia. 4 роки тому

      @@jejthedoodle0023 *B L Ö M P*

    • @s4turn421
      @s4turn421 4 роки тому

      This reply section is fucking with my brain

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 4 роки тому +1

    In regards to the post about Bill Mitchell not being able to breathe, there are also people who pretty much lived with masks on.
    Also, that person not realizing the Bubonic Plague went out because it didn't had people to infect isn't feeling good.

  • @hallowgrave
    @hallowgrave 4 роки тому +1

    I saw these videos by you, loved them, showed them to my family, and now my whole family loves watching them.

  • @kayleec.361
    @kayleec.361 4 роки тому +50

    Wow, look at how original all these comments are.

    • @kayleec.361
      @kayleec.361 4 роки тому +6

      I guess mine isn’t that original either. Well, shit.

    • @lunarcrystals1724
      @lunarcrystals1724 4 роки тому +2

      @@kayleec.361 lmao that moment of realization

    • @noobelix
      @noobelix 4 роки тому +3

      FiRsT
      FiRsT
      fiRsT
      FiRSt
      fIrSt

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 4 роки тому +1

      Li-Li-Like if you agree..

    • @venjazzthehuman3967
      @venjazzthehuman3967 4 роки тому +1

      Nobody:
      [Some person]:[weird action]

  • @lydias8303
    @lydias8303 4 роки тому +35

    Someone has probably already said this, so if you have just let me know and I'll delete. :)
    1:02 That's definitely not John Cena because I can see a face.

    • @ah3595
      @ah3595 4 роки тому +7

      I'll scour the entire comment section and let you know
      Edit:I read every single comment and there is nothing like this that older so congrats you made and original comment!

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 роки тому +1

      Lydia S ua-cam.com/video/sojluhtBniE/v-deo.html

    • @nathandoan8401
      @nathandoan8401 4 роки тому

      @@funmc5114 your video sucks

    • @lydias8303
      @lydias8303 4 роки тому

      @@ah3595 Oh awesome! Thanks!

    • @Peaman42
      @Peaman42 4 роки тому

      He said it in the video.

  • @harrysbean
    @harrysbean 4 роки тому +26

    homeless go home
    homelessness: Understandable have a nice day

  • @bobbotheblobbo7431
    @bobbotheblobbo7431 4 роки тому +3

    I love this channel so much

  • @lesfrog649
    @lesfrog649 4 роки тому +1

    4:32
    I don't use umbrellas, just holding that thing in the middle of the rain when there is wind and everything is more annoying than just getting wet from the rain so I just never use umbrellas. Yes I am that weak.

  • @xanderkleiber7191
    @xanderkleiber7191 4 роки тому +30

    I honestly can't stand living in America anymore. Being associated with all of these other people. Being more at risk than I would in any other country. It's absolutely horrible.

    • @hannahbanana78
      @hannahbanana78 4 роки тому +2

      I really do feels sorry for you, your own president doesn't even wanna wear a mask. I also read that one man died of cOrOnA because it *dOeSnt eXisT* like bruh, it's killing hundreds of thousands of people, and it's not real?

    • @persom7824
      @persom7824 4 роки тому +1

      Yes. I’m tired of living here.

    • @Mzoyagon
      @Mzoyagon 4 роки тому +1

      I think I can handle America, after, being able to handle your home country when it goes bad is true patriotism right?

    • @PizzaInSpace
      @PizzaInSpace 4 роки тому

      go to the U.K

    • @notemergencyfood6510
      @notemergencyfood6510 3 роки тому

      @@PizzaInSpace yes I’m best

  • @randomthings6977
    @randomthings6977 4 роки тому +22

    When you face palm so hard you leave an imprint of your hand on your face

  • @Bovata
    @Bovata 4 роки тому +10

    "Homeless, go home" 🤣

  • @ModernMozartMC
    @ModernMozartMC 4 роки тому +1

    3:00 just FYI, that's a dude who was in the hospital for a while recently and barely survived due to a lung problem. That's why he struggles to breath with a mask. It makes sense, and he's not actually being a drama queen

    • @Peaman42
      @Peaman42 4 роки тому

      Well, how is it more of a struggle to breathe with one than without one?

    • @ModernMozartMC
      @ModernMozartMC 4 роки тому

      @@Peaman42 If it's just a piece of cloth strapped to your face, it does make it more difficult to breath. Most people don't have access to medical masks. Also, anything short of a medical mask won't even help that much

  • @eugeniawatson1345
    @eugeniawatson1345 4 роки тому +2

    6:41 #among us. lol the little among us beans got no arms how! HOW!

  • @kalinafischer7213
    @kalinafischer7213 4 роки тому +18

    3:05 For me it is harder to breathe with a mask, maybe it's just a psychological effect? I'm still going to wear a mask though.

    • @penguin-tc1cx
      @penguin-tc1cx 4 роки тому +3

      ofc it will be sort of harder to breathe than without a mask but you won’t literally be suffocating after a few seconds

    • @shadow1fun777
      @shadow1fun777 4 роки тому +2

      It's a placebo, your brain b like "ahh fuck there's something I can't breathe for shit"

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому +2

      It is just a psychological effect, the monoxide you're breathing back in is like 0.2%, barely anything.
      Better than being incubated on a ventilator though, I highly imagine.

    • @insignificantother4194
      @insignificantother4194 4 роки тому

      So that means headphones don't affect your hearing

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 роки тому +1

      @@Roadent1241 You mean carbon *di*oxide. We don't exhale carbon monoxide.

  • @jett9631
    @jett9631 4 роки тому +26

    “Homeless go home!”
    *meanwhile*
    “Breaking news the homeless rate has dropped to 0!”

  • @wessel176
    @wessel176 4 роки тому +3

    6:30 Are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy thinks that not sleeping adds time to a day?

  • @STUAA2025
    @STUAA2025 4 роки тому +2

    People who had not been to school: Yade Sale
    People who are from Texas: Yard Sard
    People who don’t know how to spell: Yare Sale
    People who are drunk: Big Yale
    People who speak Swedish: Yale Sale
    Kids who draw the sign: Yarb Sale
    Me: It’s Yard Sale, you boomer!

  • @snico_
    @snico_ 3 роки тому +1

    Back for the days of Giofilms

  • @masterchefireland8042
    @masterchefireland8042 4 роки тому +11

    Bruh the man that had no hands obviously used his feet smh

    • @michaelbenson9894
      @michaelbenson9894 4 роки тому

      Nah, he just stared daggers at them

    • @KompridiCR
      @KompridiCR 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelbenson9894 Nah nah, he just used his mouth to stab 'em

  • @Rd-uy1pz
    @Rd-uy1pz 4 роки тому +28

    Comments: 53
    Me:Can I see?
    UA-cam: *I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing*

    • @BeepBoy
      @BeepBoy 4 роки тому +1

      UA-cam mean.

    • @gaylord6750
      @gaylord6750 4 роки тому

      Why do i always see one of these types of post. Makes me cry

    • @compassthehybrid6590
      @compassthehybrid6590 4 роки тому

      Darkness of dark you mean you , don’t act innocent
      _you azymondias-life-stealing-magmaarmy-creating-somehow-not-dead- the dragon prince character_

    • @doomslayer6724
      @doomslayer6724 4 роки тому

      WHERE IS THE ORIGINALITY I ALWAYS SEE THIS THIS IS NOT FUNNY
      I EXPECT YOU TO BE W GACHATUBER **cough cough**

  • @randomdudeyoumightlike9912
    @randomdudeyoumightlike9912 4 роки тому +5

    5:15 “Whats in it? Sugar? Flour?” Crack Cocaine.

  • @ard1211
    @ard1211 4 роки тому +1

    Why are we suprised by this guy disagreeing with maths, but we're totally fine with the fact he thinks you can sleep less to get a day longer than 24 hours.

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 3 роки тому +2

    8:23 I thought it was "Americans in 90% cases"

  • @kingcoveryepic
    @kingcoveryepic 4 роки тому +46

    2:55 wait I’m confused, who’s in the wrong?
    Edit: thought about it. Yeah, sorry dude that’s not how money work

    • @nihara2625
      @nihara2625 4 роки тому +1

      Can u explain I’m still confused on who was wrong

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/sojluhtBniE/v-deo.html

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 4 роки тому

      @@funmc5114 What has that got to do with anything?

    • @eve.4
      @eve.4 4 роки тому

      N.Almnop the guy who said the economy was messed up was wrong- because like the other guy said - exchange rates don’t affect the strength** of an economy.

    • @cbhunter_4
      @cbhunter_4 4 роки тому +2

      @@funmc5114 no one cares about your channel

  • @TOPSTARrap
    @TOPSTARrap 4 роки тому +30

    No one:
    My face: PaLm

    • @Fire-bj9ds
      @Fire-bj9ds 4 роки тому +6

      LIKE THIS REPLY OR I DO NOTHING

    • @chatbot5717
      @chatbot5717 4 роки тому

      @@Fire-bj9ds i am ammaamnmanamnm

  • @Akamaikai0923
    @Akamaikai0923 4 роки тому +4

    4:56 bruh coronavirus is actually an anagram of carnivorous

  • @jeongbalsancat
    @jeongbalsancat 4 роки тому +1

    mad respect to the family that actually succeeded in bathing a coyote...

  • @non_existentpuppy5676
    @non_existentpuppy5676 4 роки тому

    1:48 when u don't know how to spell yard sale but u come up with many diff possible spellings for it and u make signs and put all of them there

  • @s0m1nganimations62
    @s0m1nganimations62 4 роки тому +54

    Somone: post a video
    Everyone: alright let's make some "very original" comments

  • @nuggetdealer2432
    @nuggetdealer2432 4 роки тому +3

    6:03 in the corner it says Apple TV

    • @m.k.1640
      @m.k.1640 4 роки тому

      big brain time

  • @RyGuyMoney
    @RyGuyMoney 4 роки тому +15

    I want to make a comment, but, I don't know what to write. So here is a grammatically correct sentence.

  • @billybubone
    @billybubone 4 роки тому +1

    Ah, yes, the perfect channel for a boomer, like myself, to watch as I ignore my slowly dying body.

  • @charliechaplin852
    @charliechaplin852 3 роки тому

    0:06 the fart noise always gets me especially this one

  • @dum5247
    @dum5247 4 роки тому +8

    Goddamit, its sad watching this now that no more is coming

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 4 роки тому +4

    8:50 I'm not going to lie those would be pretty good with some sort of dipping sauce, just saying. O-O

  • @sortaacceptable1335
    @sortaacceptable1335 4 роки тому +9

    The woman who sued that kid who she hit apparently won.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 роки тому +2

      Ummm... WHAT?!!!

    • @blade5445
      @blade5445 4 роки тому

      Dumb karens always seem too win.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 роки тому +1

      Please, somebody provide a source or something. I need more information about this

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 4 роки тому +1

      It’s because they did it in the Karen court.
      The Karen rule book clearly states that “If you damage one’s car whist being hit, you are held liable for all damages.”
      Sheesh he should have known that before scratching her car

    • @sortaacceptable1335
      @sortaacceptable1335 4 роки тому +1

      Generic Name www.unilad.co.uk/news/woman-sues-12-year-old-on-bike-she-hit-with-car-because-it-got-scratched/

  • @Fighterchef
    @Fighterchef 4 роки тому +1

    Congrats on GioFilms being able to make a r/Facepalm video without including politics!

  • @alejandroroblox573
    @alejandroroblox573 4 роки тому

    Gio says yoda: 2:15
    Also Gio: INTENSE BREATHING

  • @rufusthespaceman6635
    @rufusthespaceman6635 4 роки тому +4

    I actually can’t tell if the Keanu Reeves one is satire, it kinda sounds like it

  • @NP-iw3ju
    @NP-iw3ju 4 роки тому +7

    *“Homeless go home”*
    BREAKING NEWS!: Homeless person rate has gone down to 0%!!!

  • @apython9500
    @apython9500 4 роки тому +40

    Hi I’m a python and I’m in the comments making everyone’s day :D

    • @zredouts
      @zredouts 4 роки тому

      You didnt make my day but ok

    • @Anna-gr1gh
      @Anna-gr1gh 4 роки тому +3

      Jokes on you it’s night time

    • @rsplayer2006
      @rsplayer2006 4 роки тому +1

      import antigravity

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 4 роки тому +3

      @@Anna-gr1gh there's something called timezones

    • @zoemacsmusic
      @zoemacsmusic 4 роки тому +1

      @Crystallized Wolf RR its night here in Ireland

  • @papajohns6283
    @papajohns6283 4 роки тому +2

    8:06 it only reopened once, that was the whole point of the fourth movie

  • @buttersrainbow6356
    @buttersrainbow6356 4 роки тому +1

    "Hi, my name is David and I lost my I'd near Central Park."
    Guy" So does than make you Dav now?"
    "Never mind"

  • @Losthope12347
    @Losthope12347 4 роки тому +6

    Me: sees the ‘homeless go home’
    Also me: Swiper no swiping
    The bad joke but to me it was funny to me so please don’t be mean or hate the joke I tried!

  • @marialanda1916
    @marialanda1916 4 роки тому +3

    If ur homeless just find a home
    If u lost it mind just find it
    If u lost sum just find it
    i can’t think of other ones 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

  • @Thebeybladeden
    @Thebeybladeden 4 роки тому +4

    Guys I seriously need help I ate all the Flint Stone gummy vitamins and now I can smell the color blue...help.

    • @Thebeybladeden
      @Thebeybladeden 4 роки тому +3

      I can also hear light

    • @deltaflamestorm
      @deltaflamestorm 4 роки тому

      @@Thebeybladeden at least your not tasting sound, feeling scents, and seeing texture

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 роки тому

      Jerrell Exum ua-cam.com/video/sojluhtBniE/v-deo.html

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 4 роки тому

      What does it smell like

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff 4 роки тому +1

    0:34 **crowd laughs hysterically**

  • @christopherlindsay9323
    @christopherlindsay9323 4 роки тому +1

    Jurassic park technically only reopened twice. The Lost World had a park in San Diego and Jurassic World

  • @sunk1ra
    @sunk1ra 4 роки тому +14

    People say random things and get loads of likes:
    I AM A POTATO

  • @pvzprime187
    @pvzprime187 4 роки тому +5

    4:30
    The point is even more invalid, because one of the main causes of the plagues downfall was the invention of quarantine.

  • @grayspacer
    @grayspacer 4 роки тому +4

    Yeah, why don’t the homeless just go home?
    Bruh

  • @violetfantasy2537
    @violetfantasy2537 4 роки тому +2

    6:26 Is nobody going to mention the fact that this person thinks by not sleeping a day will be more than 24 hours?

  • @Deemee-ed
    @Deemee-ed 4 роки тому

    3:29 I gotta be honest: I did that too once and when I realized what I did I became the white guy blinking meme for a sec

  • @synflwr
    @synflwr 4 роки тому +5

    My mum can’t wear a mask because of her asthma and it breaks my heart when healthy people refuse to wear one.

  • @CygnusTheSilly
    @CygnusTheSilly 4 роки тому +5

    HELLO THERE VS DID YOU EVER HEAR THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE VS DEW IT
    who would win? (yes I am trying to start a war)

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/sojluhtBniE/v-deo.html

  • @kellanmilly
    @kellanmilly 4 роки тому +17

    Fun fact: 90% of people commenting haven’t even watched half the video including me
    The more you know ⭐️...

    • @saintchainsaw
      @saintchainsaw 4 роки тому

      Probably not since they went through the comment section before they found this.

    • @BonesYouTube
      @BonesYouTube 4 роки тому

      i'm one of 10%

  • @tce-thecrappyengineer842
    @tce-thecrappyengineer842 4 роки тому

    I missed the dammit, the stupid news, and Gio's voice, i need it for my physiological therapy lmao

  • @omegastar2508
    @omegastar2508 4 роки тому +1

    1:04 Plot twist he actually did make a portrait of John Cena, but he put it in front of the Keanu Reeves portrait and since you can't see him, you see right through it!

  • @thepokewars2673
    @thepokewars2673 4 роки тому +29

    I'm here, before the bots and everybody else are saying first, and the first thing I see is,
    *Read more*

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 роки тому +6

      You tried

    • @thepokewars2673
      @thepokewars2673 4 роки тому +2

      @@bf4k Yes :[

    • @spoigbober
      @spoigbober 4 роки тому +1

      It said that i posted my comment before anyone else, idk what it is

    • @ah3595
      @ah3595 4 роки тому +1

      But it one thing down idk what it's called I'm dumb

    • @extrabingo10
      @extrabingo10 4 роки тому +1

      Ngl you almost got me there

  • @quinnm4156
    @quinnm4156 4 роки тому +3

    i miss gio

  • @gamesunlimitedgames
    @gamesunlimitedgames 4 роки тому +20

    𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚‍♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣

    • @beepboopbobop
      @beepboopbobop 4 роки тому +6

      agree

    • @hills60
      @hills60 4 роки тому +2

      What

    • @fastestpoyointhewest673
      @fastestpoyointhewest673 4 роки тому +2

      This person spitting facts

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 роки тому

      what does it say

    • @gamesunlimitedgames
      @gamesunlimitedgames 4 роки тому +4

      • Elliana • 𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚‍♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣

  • @TheGreatWolfYT
    @TheGreatWolfYT 4 роки тому +1

    8:06 JP was never opened. Jurassic World is the only park that opened, and Indominus made sure to close that down too

  • @Wabu_227
    @Wabu_227 4 роки тому

    0:10 this was one of the most American joke i ever heard lmao

  • @plasticluvr4472
    @plasticluvr4472 4 роки тому +9

    E

  • @djegray_
    @djegray_ 4 роки тому +1

    Outdoor Yoda is my favorite physical activity

  • @icouldntcareless9278
    @icouldntcareless9278 4 роки тому

    4:25 that's such a stupid thing to say. Especially because the bubonic plague still exists...

  • @Goriphic
    @Goriphic 4 роки тому +1

    6:00 I used to think TV’s were measure length ways too, until I turned 11.

  • @alexandernovikov2400
    @alexandernovikov2400 4 роки тому +1

    one time I was riding on my bike and an old lady stopped me and pulled down her mask to tell me to get off my bike because "the road was too thin and there is a pandemic going on"

  • @plutolunaplays
    @plutolunaplays 4 роки тому

    8:48 it's arancini. It's a Sicilian snack dish (rice balls fried and then coated with bread crumbs)

  • @steam_junk
    @steam_junk 4 роки тому +1

    I try to avoid coughing and sneezing in public at all because I hate the way it feels in my mask.

  • @elijahdefore
    @elijahdefore 4 роки тому +1

    6:02
    The funniest part is 3 people found that helpful

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 4 роки тому +1

    5:00 The second best way to sensor the virus boi. (Second only to Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour)

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 4 роки тому +2

    “Have you streamed this yet?” *cue ad for Gatorade*