The Anime Marble Race

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @MaddisonBaek
    @MaddisonBaek 26 днів тому +16

    I did that :)

  • @shrimp9618
    @shrimp9618 26 днів тому +248

    99% of weebs quit before they hit their big win and buy a marble

  • @avarisi
    @avarisi  26 днів тому +182

    This is what happens when you don't enable AYAYA.

  • @seanod1234
    @seanod1234 26 днів тому +191

    Oh god I thought I missed the stream can’t wait for 2030

    • @cinnis5670
      @cinnis5670 26 днів тому +22

      Omg same I thought I missed my opportunity for a marble. I need him to watch "Attack on Titan but only season 4 (and 1 (one) random episode from the previous seasons)"

    • @corentinesummers8259
      @corentinesummers8259 24 дні тому

      When is the next leap year

  • @Ikenhauer
    @Ikenhauer 26 днів тому +117

    This is the actual reason Joe doesn't stream anymore. Weebs are getting dangerously close to getting their way.

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 25 днів тому +9

      you say that as if Joe wasn't a weeb himself.
      the reason he dosn't stream anymore isn't because weebs might take over, it's because he's afraid he might have to admit to being one of them at some point.

  • @dyermaker4731
    @dyermaker4731 26 днів тому +109

    Holy shit I’ve been wondering for like 2 years what the fuck marbles was and here we are

  • @toodths
    @toodths 26 днів тому +43

    that opening is crazy good holy shit, genuinely well done with this everyone involved

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 25 днів тому +33

    Dear god, doing a summary of the marble lore is like trying to do a 10 minute recap of One Piece. If anyone’s up to the task: then it’s you.

  • @A_Windmill
    @A_Windmill 26 днів тому +37

    Wait, I didn't know the OreImo marble came in after the twist in Twelve Minutes. That's actually genius.

    • @cycy8699
      @cycy8699 11 днів тому

      twelve chromosomes

  • @asdfhsfdtehaed
    @asdfhsfdtehaed 25 днів тому +37

    41:11 The inclusion of the akira sound was a 10/10 editing decision

  • @TheScottShepard
    @TheScottShepard 26 днів тому +29

    that intro was incredible!

  • @zephshoir
    @zephshoir 26 днів тому +30

    And yet we are still far off from doing the actual marble race that will finally decide what anime he gets to watch

  • @Fefedefefessle
    @Fefedefefessle 26 днів тому +48

    jesus CHRIST that intro.

  • @dtrh6442
    @dtrh6442 26 днів тому +51

    of course it's 2h, what did i expect even

  • @fadmanloki660
    @fadmanloki660 26 днів тому +22

    You do such a great job turning what should be second screen content into something seriously fighting for my undivided attention. Great job with the music too!

  • @greenyxd7298
    @greenyxd7298 26 днів тому +18

    I know you spent a lot of time angry that there was no clean ambiance audio file for the Tarnished introduction. i feel your pain

  • @komos3719
    @komos3719 26 днів тому +28

    Frankly most anime premises are insane. And ones that aren't are usually hiding something.
    Having said that, Dokuro-chan is in fact a foundational anime.

    • @justincruz8050
      @justincruz8050 25 днів тому

      What the fuck

    • @Draffut2003
      @Draffut2003 23 дні тому +7

      Like it should be forever entombed in cement?

    • @komos3719
      @komos3719 23 дні тому +1

      ​@@Draffut2003 Listen, I'm not exactly happy to admit it but I'm not about to lie either.

  • @jamesrocks130
    @jamesrocks130 25 днів тому +7

    "More to come soon" for sure for sure...

  • @BensonLe
    @BensonLe 26 днів тому +5

    Lmaooo came home work in a sweat thinking i missed the big marble stream i was gonna cry 😭

  • @nanashi7779
    @nanashi7779 26 днів тому +11

    0:01 in the beginning was the Weeb and the Weeb was with Joe and the Weeb was Joe.

  • @myyoutubeaccount4167
    @myyoutubeaccount4167 26 днів тому +20

    "She runs him over then revives him with CPR before hitting him on the head with her left-handed, electric bass guitar and proceeds to stalk him"
    What

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping 15 днів тому +1

      Kinda accurate. Though FLCL seems more like a vibes show where the plot doesn't really mean anything and it's just about feelings.
      At least that's what I got from it, I didn't like it but I know people who thought it was amazing.

  • @hundvd_7
    @hundvd_7 26 днів тому +24

    21:10 These wikipedia synopses are pissing me off so far. They are _so_ bad. I mean, it's a terrible idea to judge a book by its synopsis anyways, but these ones are _all_ terribly written as well.

    • @Draffut2003
      @Draffut2003 26 днів тому +11

      So they are as good as the anime?

    • @n00bist723
      @n00bist723 25 днів тому +4

      My weeb in chat, it's a synopsis for an anime the foundation is terribly written.

    • @xdscorpoinz6394
      @xdscorpoinz6394 25 днів тому +1

      Weeb defender located, what do we do with him sir?

    • @cycy8699
      @cycy8699 11 днів тому

      the rare biter for the copious amount of weeb rage bait in this whole community lmao

    • @finn_underwood
      @finn_underwood 8 днів тому

      Good news! If you think you can write better... it's wikipedia! Anyone can edit it!

  • @sayonara3926swat
    @sayonara3926swat 26 днів тому +5

    I can't believe i watched 2 hours of this and was so entertained :D

  • @SleepyGwiffin
    @SleepyGwiffin 25 днів тому +6

    Watching this just after playing In Stars & Time and hearing that InsertDisc5, who made it, redeemed nichijou was surely an experience

  • @blipnblopus4430
    @blipnblopus4430 26 днів тому +3

    Thank you, avarisi. You're a legend

  • @pigonionsalad
    @pigonionsalad 26 днів тому +12

    god I wish streams were back I want a marble for the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you

    • @AquaJV
      @AquaJV 25 днів тому +3

      ❌❌

  • @Davakl
    @Davakl 26 днів тому

    Thanks for making this video, I was starting to rewatch all the supercuts again.
    New lore for the Joseph Anderson rabbit hole newbie

  • @komos3719
    @komos3719 26 днів тому +2

    I remember the intro from a while ago and couldn't find it. Glad to see it here!

  • @smartsport
    @smartsport 11 днів тому

    I love seeing a compilation of Joe repeatedly incredulously going "another marble?!?" Amazing dramatic irony

  • @KTM_343
    @KTM_343 25 днів тому +2

    i swear this video could go on a professional portfolio

  • @ElBeiro
    @ElBeiro 25 днів тому +3

    I need a Monogatari marble man. Joe would love it

  • @Crucile
    @Crucile 25 днів тому +3

    the content drought is FUCKING ME UP

  • @lmnt66
    @lmnt66 26 днів тому +2

    Chicory cameo at 1:27, I‘m pogging beyond measure

  • @Aztecpwn
    @Aztecpwn 25 днів тому +1

    I'm so hyped! I never knew the full story

  • @Coalaboooy
    @Coalaboooy 23 дні тому +3

    This is where weebs have truly won 57:54

  • @foop87
    @foop87 26 днів тому +1

    That intro is goated

  • @kandiman0703
    @kandiman0703 26 днів тому +2

    Ohh wow! a 2 hr video of joe, that I can workout to

  • @cabracadabra_4256
    @cabracadabra_4256 26 днів тому +2

    Great ancient reptilian brain impression

  • @zalaquin
    @zalaquin 17 днів тому +1

    Space Dandy would have been awesome

  • @KhayX__X
    @KhayX__X 25 днів тому

    More to come soon?? I can’t wait :)

  • @mustard9933
    @mustard9933 26 днів тому +4

    HypnoJADS was so peak

  • @HER3411
    @HER3411 25 днів тому +2

    Perhaps someday there will be another

  • @victor_schroder
    @victor_schroder 26 днів тому +3

    One day he will be the weeb lord

  • @Rablazone
    @Rablazone 24 дні тому

    Now that I know what the marbles are for we need to collectively come up with a plan to empower my freebie marble into a real one.

  • @SantoLucasST
    @SantoLucasST 25 днів тому +1

    my god the effort 👏

  • @carcinized
    @carcinized 26 днів тому +1

    honestly a little shocked at how early yuru camp was suggested lol

  • @HenryWayat
    @HenryWayat 25 днів тому

    What's more to come, Joe's stuck and he doesn't even have a step sister to help him out

  • @Esberns
    @Esberns 24 дні тому +2

    Based Joe regonizing death note peak

  • @TheGameEssayist
    @TheGameEssayist 25 днів тому +1

    All these rich bastards and not ONE of them has made joe read the synopsis of Boku No Pico

  • @MrMctastics
    @MrMctastics 19 днів тому

    I hope somebody adds Dai Mahou Touge to the list because Jesus Christ is that an anime

  • @phoenyck
    @phoenyck 23 дні тому

    I think Joseph has stopped streaming out of fear for new anime marbles and having to do the anime marbles race

  • @eauvoir
    @eauvoir 25 днів тому +1

    the selfie of dorian weeb, holy shit la'mayo

  • @albersonic11
    @albersonic11 15 днів тому +1

    When will the marble race happen

  • @chara2974
    @chara2974 25 днів тому

    47:47 did anyone ever try making jerma say that ?

  • @stevedaguy9639
    @stevedaguy9639 25 днів тому

    I just figured he was too busy having more kids
    i'm an hour in and i realize he's probably gone because nobody would want to face monsters like us

  • @rotyler
    @rotyler 26 днів тому +2

    aw hell ya love the races

  • @ozzi9816
    @ozzi9816 25 днів тому +1

    This is what no Joe does to a man

  • @LanceThumping
    @LanceThumping 25 днів тому

    49:00, Called it. The first 3/4ths is really good and then the author never wrote anything good after that.
    I've never seen Bakuman or Skip! Yamada-kun but Platinum End was so awful that neither of those might as well exist.

  • @willostrand6555
    @willostrand6555 21 день тому

    Do you think he’d count the Japanese dub of King of the Hill?

  • @fjordon87
    @fjordon87 День тому

    It's Boyonetta!

  • @snowyborne
    @snowyborne 26 днів тому

    "more to come soon"

  • @Guwi
    @Guwi 26 днів тому +1

    God bless you

  • @theorixlux
    @theorixlux 24 дні тому

    TF are we doing waiting on George RR Martin for the next GoT installment. We need to pressure this Madison Beak guy to do it lol

  • @hinagikukatsura7144
    @hinagikukatsura7144 25 днів тому +1

    is joseph anderson still streaming?

    • @freakmaster3639
      @freakmaster3639 20 днів тому +1

      🕈︎♓︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ 🗏︎

  • @Adam-er5mk
    @Adam-er5mk 26 днів тому

    Please we need and eric explainer im so confused

  • @ginabro6396
    @ginabro6396 26 днів тому

    Can I get a marble for finishing the video

  • @falco2911
    @falco2911 26 днів тому +1

    93 days

  • @armageddongirl612
    @armageddongirl612 26 днів тому +3

    1:08:50 holy shit thats fuckin ME

    • @frankomancer
      @frankomancer 25 днів тому +2

      @@armageddongirl612 I was a fool and wasted my first time comment asking him if Lies of P was as good as I hoped it would be, damn

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 8 днів тому

    I love how these summaries are all from Wikipedia, a website literally anyone can edit the contents of. Meaning that any anime with a bad synopsis simply means its fanbase wasn't attentive enough to care about the wikipedia page and ensure its summary is good, ergo Joe is allowed to safely conclude it isn't deserving of his refined palette. I see no flaw in this logic from Joe. All anime he dismissed due to summaries were valid dismissals. Please address all complaints to the Wikipedia front desk, I shall be in my quarters. Adieu.

  • @falco2911
    @falco2911 26 днів тому +3

    19:36 ua-cam.com/video/c_Tu40eg5O4/v-deo.html

  • @railroading5726
    @railroading5726 23 дні тому

    of course an eastern euro would reccomend a feel-good show like yuru camp

  • @williamhowland9977
    @williamhowland9977 25 днів тому +1

    Pour one out for the pour souls too encumbered by shame to appreciate anime

  • @JigChu7
    @JigChu7 25 днів тому

    Dang no one with Re:Zero? I think he would enjoy that

  • @mingaleg
    @mingaleg 26 днів тому

    1:55:52 We were on the verge of greatness :(

  • @gama2064
    @gama2064 25 днів тому +2

    recommding Mha or Jjk might genuinely be worse than straight up trash Anime because at least that can be funny.

  • @aristizle8797
    @aristizle8797 25 днів тому +1

    Spy X Family is actually pretty good

  • @DevanConrad
    @DevanConrad 17 днів тому

    Witcher 3 Marble

  • @snowdevil002
    @snowdevil002 25 днів тому +1

    I thought this dude was a weeb

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 26 днів тому +2

    AYAYA

  • @zulphar4127
    @zulphar4127 13 днів тому

    There's so many weebs

  • @NecroNekoMancer
    @NecroNekoMancer 18 днів тому

    LOCK IT IN