my favorite part is how orb actually won the 2013 derby. I know that becasue I have a set of cups with the names of every derby winner from 1875-2017 and im drinking grape juice from it as i write this
So... here is a weird fact about horse breeding- there is a dedicated roll for horse wingmen. Horse breeders have particular horses they use to get the female horse hot and bothered, and ready for action. Pretty boy horses from horse boy bands singing love songs. And then they switch in the horse they actually want to mate with the now ready mare. The reason they have wingmen is because horses don't do simple slaps against the face when guys get too touchy- they kick with their powerful hooves. Even other horses could get hurt. And you don't want to rent an award winning horse for a day, and then suddenly it gets a crippling injury that sends it to the glue factory. So you get horse wingmen.
Cannot be contained by any physical means but has agreed to remain within Site-6969 as long as it is provided with beautiful and willing earth horse women.
There's this one SCP that is a really fast race horse that will increase speed unless it competes in a derby every year. Some dumbass thought that this was a waste of time, and locked the horse in a basement. The horse escaped, and flew into outer space. It's turning around, back to Earth.
...technically, I suppose that "mate with your earth horse women" is a motivation that has some barebones logic. The horses that win competitions are often highly sought after as studs (because pretty much every horse breeder wants to breed a winner).
Here's a document that highlights all the little details and Easter Eggs in the video: docs.google.com/document/d/1G3QyZ5VsoQxD-AJSqU4wRKqRSvRwjDNR4H9EOK93MQk And yes
Most race horses are abused and have extremely short lifespans from mistreatment, try looking into horse shows instead! There is sadly still some mistreatment, but far less than in derbys
Ah yes, my three favourite boys:
“Justin McElroy”
“Travis McElroy”
and, last but not least,
“Little Skrunky”
I want a shirt of "Orb knows that real men take no for an answer"
Me too
How about real men take NEIGH for an answer?
I'm just imagining orb hovering through a race with a jokey t-posing on his back.
That would be literally fucking terrifying. That would assert dominance over my fucking _soul._
@@ezekielmartin4323 When you die, you'll spend an eternity riding upon orb's curve. That's your reward for living the sinful life you do.
@@L_Aster Thanks! I live in eternal fear.
The jockey rolls Orb forward with his feet like that one Mario Party minigame, actually.
thats how griffin came up with Jenkins voice
I hear a bit of Beacon in Justin's voice too
why did cube look so hOpEfUl during "other horse pull cube" i'm weeping
"no" ahahahah
ILL PULL YOU CUBE
my favorite part is how orb actually won the 2013 derby. I know that becasue I have a set of cups with the names of every derby winner from 1875-2017 and im drinking grape juice from it as i write this
Thats a lot of cups.
@@Hinzmana one cup with every name lol
you are so cool
@@yurigouveawagner9432 no I'm not. I'm currently the only customer at an ihop
@@memecreamdreamteam7052 damn you fell off i miss the old meme cream dream team
So... here is a weird fact about horse breeding- there is a dedicated roll for horse wingmen. Horse breeders have particular horses they use to get the female horse hot and bothered, and ready for action. Pretty boy horses from horse boy bands singing love songs. And then they switch in the horse they actually want to mate with the now ready mare. The reason they have wingmen is because horses don't do simple slaps against the face when guys get too touchy- they kick with their powerful hooves. Even other horses could get hurt.
And you don't want to rent an award winning horse for a day, and then suddenly it gets a crippling injury that sends it to the glue factory. So you get horse wingmen.
this is a good comment, and also incidentally reminded me of the reason that gluing a jockey to ORB would be ironic
Thank you for this knowledge i can now store in my brain pockets
not the worst horse job, but not that great either. just professionally getting blue balled
Surely a horse wingman is a pegasus.
It’s like showing your wife a picture of BTS before you ask her if she’s down to clown
I love your good melty Griffin.
The brothers just straight up created an SCP.
Object class: Euclid
Description: *Orb is horse*
Cannot be contained by any physical means but has agreed to remain within Site-6969 as long as it is provided with beautiful and willing earth horse women.
Literally thought the exact thing
There's this one SCP that is a really fast race horse that will increase speed unless it competes in a derby every year. Some dumbass thought that this was a waste of time, and locked the horse in a basement. The horse escaped, and flew into outer space. It's turning around, back to Earth.
it's a departure
but not too much of a departure
but not too much of not a departuuure
Assume a spherical horse in a vacuum...
love the sly 'Cook for Cube' ref
Social permadeath ftw
2:34 Still-melting Griffin did me in.
i love that your vision of orb looks like a hyperdimensional original star trek alien
Little Skrunky is my favorite part of the whole thing.
oh my GOD THE WAY ORB FOLLOWed the horses i fkn lost it
RAMSAY
...technically, I suppose that "mate with your earth horse women" is a motivation that has some barebones logic. The horses that win competitions are often highly sought after as studs (because pretty much every horse breeder wants to breed a winner).
This is one my personal faves. I heard this and was like "Yes, here is where I belong."
I see the those ribbons of color. Mmmm.
Orb looks like part of the hunger
I'm *losing my marbles*, this is the funniest shit I've seen in quite a long time bless u for making this
Dang, thanks spippys. I'm sorta bummed because in an earlier draft of the video I had the Solo Jazz graphic behind '5024'. Dang.
dude cube should be orb's jockey
Yesss!
He's paying the sharks with apples, that's a fuckin deep cut.
Orb is a very sexual being
This is going to get some traction when the Pondering My Orb meme peaks
Imagine the photo finish as I barrel past the finish line in my "horse" Torus.
"I got the horse right here"
i loved the Gordon Ramsay "cook for cube" reference you threw in there.
they mentioned orb in my stats textbook and i just think thats fucking wild
Justin's eyes moving up and down waiting to say his thing was perf
One of my favorite youtube videos
Nice! Sneakin' in that Polygon logo! ;)
Did you intentionally make Orb look like The Hunger, or...?
Here's a document that highlights all the little details and Easter Eggs in the video:
docs.google.com/document/d/1G3QyZ5VsoQxD-AJSqU4wRKqRSvRwjDNR4H9EOK93MQk
And yes
As someone who started watching (listening?) to MBMBaM after episode 300 It was really weird not hearing "It's familiar" at the beginning
they used the same intro from about episode 30 onwards, this animator just used a different clip from the same song
The designs are so cute
I love that Travis appeared behind Justin while he was talking just to sniff
i saw seven cubes of sweet glycerin
Orb is horse is Jenkins
Orb the horse has big Welcome to Night Vale energy
I got a weird mixture of the mooninites and the robotic ghost of Christmas past from the future
It's so nice to see ozma still getting work!
orb is horse, baba is you, my brother is brother and me
turns out, this was recorder pre-derby and orb WON.
Orb actually did win that race
This needs more likes! Its so good!
one of my fav bits, thanks for this
I'm going to be the one to point this out the orb looks like it's made of the hunger
Wow, Orb sounds like H R Giger.
Orb horse, orb horse, this horse is a real orb horse. :))
Orb won!
Orb would love Torsey.
I think I saw a Hamilton reference near the end
Orb is the 9/11 of horses
Decided to finally look up Orb. Ends up Orb won the Kentucky Derby in 2013. Pretty sick.
Or at least a Kentucky Derby race? Didn't really look THAT closely.
If I remember correctly, Orb won that year with a 1:9 winning ratio.
Heyyy Cube is doing its best!
Poor cube
....beacon?
I've never heard that part of it's a departure, and it's great. I'll listen to the album in a bit
Tlon, Uqbar, Orb Is Horse
Orb is brO backwards. That's fucking sick innit?
that intro caught me so offguard
Orb may or may not be a Mooninite
Is beacon just orb horse
I miss the old theme song
Travis had some good goofs in this one I’m living
Spirit is a bone
cube is good! cube is valid! dont be mean to cube!!!!
Cube best horse.
Hot diggity shit.
Is this what Posadism is about?
Cube bad :(
Okay. But. Orb WON.
Most race horses are abused and have extremely short lifespans from mistreatment, try looking into horse shows instead! There is sadly still some mistreatment, but far less than in derbys