When she asks "what are we?"
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- Опубліковано 3 гру 2020
- The question all women ask, and all men fear. What are we? (w/ CJ Franco)
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I feel like it wasn't that long ago that people actually liked relationships
I'm old school, I still believe in relationships
Larry Flint (Hustler Magazine) Changed All That Monogamy Stuff in The Late 70's.. With Swingers and Hard Core Pronography.. The West Has Never Been The Same.. Sadly.
@@laydeeTeaAurora i don't hock up unless i know we are in a relationship and exclusive. other then that you are my friend and a guy i am hanging out with.
Most dudes are promiscuous but they manage to blame feminism and women when dude's end up alone.
@@winning3329 I'm pretty sure women have caught up and/or surpassed in that regard LOL.
"how should I introduce you"
" Well it's Brent with an n"
Fucking savage
1:56 “this is my comfort zone, this is where I live”
I feel personally attacked
speaking from the heart man lmao
Dying at how she kept being so excited and encouraging while he was trying to say girlfriend 🤮😀😀 😂😂
Like a puppy 🤣
Mitch Hedberg said it best "I don't have a girlfriend but, I do know a chick who'd be really mad if she heard me say that."
I was laughing out loud at that part
Yup😂
Probably he said girlfriend with a bit of a hesitation, but he only imagined the rest.
Yea, right. He’s a 3, she’s a 9.5. He ain’t turning that down!
Only 9.5?
9.5? what? she is like an 11.
very generous sir. she is an 8 but he is a 2
@@clammerify you ma’am need to get your eyeglasses examined from whatever troll hole you crawled out of because she def isn’t an 8.
Hot crazy matrix bruh. 9.5 hot, 10 crazy!
I'm going to send this to my... whatever he is... not sure how to introduce him
Try using the Chicago Bulls introduction music from 1998
@@brentpella that had me rollin!
Date a French guy. You'll be his "femme" from the 1st date. 2 years and counting with mine. 😉😜
@@brentpella yes! I was wondering what that was
You rather not
"Im just gonna go on a walk for a few months" had me cracking up laughing
Lmfao when he was trying say girlfriend
I know I'm older but this is a parody of reality. People have sex for months and the idea of girlfriend is nearly out of the question. Sorry I have been finding this strange for years.
@Joey Wheeler Not "us" guys I'm not a boomer- I'm gen X we were hit with it harder than anyone. Many of us grew up in a time where the broken home became fashionable as the 2nd wave of feminism and divorce ruled the day. I can't tell you how many people including myself suffered from it.
What I find crazy is how some people get married and their 4 children attend the wedding.
I kinda thought this would end with a switch, with her saying "ohhhhh sorry, no.... I only brought it up because I'm seeing like 3 other dudes and I wanted to see if that was cool..." Lol
Same. I thought that text at the end would be her telling him someone else was interested.
totally i thought the call at the end was gonna be some other dude
Same! Lol cuz that would be more realistic.
I TOTALLY used this unspoken dynamic with guys when I was dating. When I was younger, I'd "play this game." As I got older, I'd use it to my advantage. DATING (no hookups) multi guys. Then if things got serious, my new boyfriend would get my special gift when he gave me a special gift (usually jewelry). BTW not only am I a classically trained chef that cooks 4 my man on the reg AND I'm not nor have ever been a "gold digger." I had/have my own gold.
@@tanyachef 😆 "I'm not a gold digger buuuuuuut..."
10 months?! If anyone gets that reaction after 10 months, you need to RUN!😂😂😂
10?? after 4-6 months MAX. A man knows if he's going to MARRY a woman in 10 months or much less.
Wait till marriage. "I'm just going to go stare at the wall for a few months."
or ... "what do you mean your mother is coming over again? Wasn't she just here?"
My wife would sit up in the dark waiting for me to get home from my night job. I'd flip on the light switch and she'd be sitting up on the couch. I was always like why are you sitting up in the dark? Crazy AF.
Lmao yep 👍
Or I'm just gonna go not have sex for several months, apparently.
@@oranges1411 aww ☺️ You’re a great human being. Still crazy, but a great human being, seriously.
"It's pronounced Br-ent" Lmao
"go on a walk for a few days" 😅😭🤠🙏💓
This was fucking hilarious!! “Mutual ghosting phase” 😂😂
when he was trying to say “girlfriend” it reminded me of jim carry in liar liar lol
You Sir are not wrong
This deserves to go viral. I have watched this too many times now thanks for the laughs 😂
I was eating a raspberry croissant at minute 2:40 and starting laughing and soon gagging. I choked to death and now I'm dead. I'm now watching your video in 3rd person as my soul, looking at my dead body, and your UA-cam video still playing. So much good came from this death-- I laughed, I died, and I keep laughing in heaven. Thank you, Brent.
"Time flies when ur casually dating"-One of the wisest men on earth
lesson learned never attempt to drink anything while watching a brent pella video
I wish I could've warned you. I have blown many a sinus holding back hot coffee. Hope your device is unharmed.
@@KManwarren The same can't be said for all the damaged sinuses
Lol...that should be the FIRST thing on his videos, a drink warning, I hate that sinus burn.😂
I almost choked on my food while watching this during my lunch. 😂 Brent's videos should come with a warning. ⚠️
That said, I immediately texted this video to someone and advised her not to be eating or drinking while watching it. 😂
Guys Ben's wife is a doctor.
Ok folks... the idea, THE IDEA you’d even question this objective reality, is beyond my comprehension - ok folks. Facts don’t care about your feelings
Who is Ben?
@@Loki-and-Thor Uncle Ben!! You really don't know who that is?
Yeah, who the heck is Ben?
I won’t explain the Ben joke because then it won’t be as funny.
The noises that Brent was making when he was trying to say girlfriend sounds like Biden talking
Unfortunately, biden is actually less coherent.
Ouch and accurate.
lol right!
Omg pretty much 😆
😂😂😂😂 great comment you win
This was hysterically funny😂🤣 I should know better than to be eating soup while watching your vids! Great job, BreNt with an “N”! Your friend was great in the skit too😊👍🏻
from now on you are not allowed to watch my videos unless you are eating soup
@@brentpella or coffee, pop, and most def not GINGER BEER! It burns, friend. My sinus' are still on the struggle bus.
@@brentpella lmfao. So true. Sad but true!!! Lol
If you have to ask, it's time to find someone else. A guy who wants you will leave no doubt.
If it's a good fit you'll both know pretty quick that you want to keep it going as long as you can.
Or maybe it's someone who's fuckin trying to build confidence a steadiness with you instead of impulsively rushing until you friendzone them and hook up with the douche who treats you like shit because it's more fun and then you complain "why are guys all jerks"
My sexy classy woman of 23 years is still crazy about me because I don't slobber all over here and know how to play it cool. On the other hand my buddy who has been brainwashed by Hollywood romance movies can't keep a woman for more than a month. He treats them like Queens and they hate it.
@@NB-yu4lj It's not so much being ignored, it's more about the kind of interest they show. A woman finds a man interesting if they show interest that's beyond the superficial (if a guy shows they're nuanced enough to see 'them' so to speak [without fawning] all while 'ignoring' what other guys tend to see/comment on, it's super intriguing).
@@NB-yu4lj Oh sorry I was referencing from my experience - I don't give jerks the time of day personally (they have obvious red flags). But I have been able to observe regular guys and the ones who fawn make a girl feel uncomfortable - girls are only human - not some other worldly goddess-like beings. It's enough to make you wanna run the other way (in which case I would understand why most girls choose douches compared to that).
If you are uncomfortable with a conversation like this, it's obvious you are not that into the other person.
Truth.
It's a joke.
Truth
No Shit Sherlock!!!
You’re the funniest person on UA-cam and 10x funnier than anyone at SNL
I fucking lost it when he made it into a philosophical and scientific convo 💀⚰️⚰️
So much truth to this! You're a master of comedy to make it funny. Thanks.
I lkved where he went into the whole space and time explanation🤣🤣
There's no way this guy wouldn't immediately lock this chick down as his girlfriend.
Ha exactly
Eh, she's kind of aggravating.
She's not yours it's only your turn ....... she's got 50 guys commenting on her selfie on Instagram if you think you're the only one then you're the idiot get in your wallet cleaned out
That's what makes the video ironic and funny. 👌🏼 Brent knows his comedy! 🧐
@@raisingamind Yeah that's a good point, I think to most men it just made it too unbelievable that some of the humor was lost. But it was still pretty funny and Brent is hilarious. Especially love seeing him and JP make videos.
My G casually mastered Astro-biophysics , all while tryna wiggle his way out of committing.
-What are we ?
-Me Tarzan, you Jane.
See this is why you jump in knowing what you’ll be. My first ever boyfriend and I cleared the air prior to our first date (we had texted for two months seeing as I was in another state) that we would be boyfriend and girlfriend. On that date, things went as planned, and he asked me out. Throughout our whole relationship we have made things clear (engagement, marriage, kids) and uh, we’re getting married next month!!! Always clarify before giving anything more than your words away!
Boring!
@@zendog9947 ah yes. Not playing games, wondering what you are to them, breaking up and getting back together, and getting your feelings hurt is soooooo boring. You’ve made me see the light. Haha grow up, you don’t get into a mature relationship without being mature.
Congratulations on your wedding!
@@rohilthomson thank you!
Another way to describe it: We are not mind readers.
"What are we?"
"Mammals."
"No. You and I. What are we?"
"Two mammals. Tf?"
"I'm just going on walk for a few months". had me Rollin bro funny stuff.
"Phase 1: First we met. Went on some dates. I paid. YOU'RE welcome." 😆😆😆
I started laughing after the title
Same lol
This guy (along with JP) is G.O.L.D
Material for days. Glad to see your channel still growing my dude!
you're walking fast 😂
And dropping knowledge on the low 🙏🏾😂
Time flies when your casually dating 😂😂😅
Joe Biden enters the scene at 2:40
Except Brent is a bit more coherent.
@@mountainwarrior8387 and also not in his basement
Hahaha
I had this same exact thought lol...
😂🤣😂🤣💀
Absolutely spot on.
"just gonna go on a walk for a few days."
😂😂😂
You are very funny man hope your channel does numbers!!
I casually dated my now wife for seven years, you ain't got nothin' on me son!
Oh my what low self-esteem woman and her family would allow herself to go through something like that😂😂
@@susiebear3316 Just throwing some humor out there... whew
Your poor wife. You're so proud of that. Well I guess she "casually" dated you and other dudes too for seven years.
@@shelld776 I'm joking, remember humor this a comedian's channel ya know. We kissed once and have soul mates since for the past 25 years. Cheers!
@@lucaskrisjim lmao u got rekt😂😂😂
This one is fire
6’1”, definitely balding, slightly buggy eyes, rapidly expanding forehead, weird teeth, visible scalp.
LOL. Dying. Chicks love this look though
LMAO
He is hilarious! That was like the Jim Carrey character in Liar Liar when they're in court. So funny!
These are the guys who end up creepy single forty somethings.
YES! lol
Well, we are victims of ourselves and we think it's normal. These people have been brainwashed by the ccp. I know, because i too am a victim. You are also, if you are american. Knowledge is potential power.
Yeah, but his knowledge on point g
@@b58lly the CCP? What does China have to do with you not being able to find a girlfriend
A creepy guy who is rich can always get a girlfriend, albeit a gold-digger.
That's. Absolutely. Amazing. !!!
Brilliant. I wish I had this video available to me last time I was in this spot
I feel like if you haven't had The Talk after almost a year of hooking up, you already know what it is and what it isn't lol
A year even that's pushing it foreal
I like stage 4 the most
I'm old school and I don't hook up until I'm in a serious relationship. It keeps things mostly drama free.
"It's pronounced "Brent. With an N." LMAO!
"Casual dating" is the realm of immature, insecure boys and girls.
Not necessarily though
@@goncalobaia1574 In my experience, exclusively.
The same with dating for years and never getting married
@@PlutoisaPlanet Yes. 99% of the time.
Sick 🤙🏻
Dude! The Bulls intro music! Classic.
That was brilliant. Love it.
I needed this 20 years ago Brent
😅😅
She’s gorgeous!
Every "casual dater" should watch this and stare into the mirror everyday, their soulless eyes looking back at them and their actions.
What's wrong with casual dating, or just casual sex with friends even?
@@mrgreatdude2 because you're like disposable to them. Plastic. Replaceable. One and done. There's nothing meaningful.
If you do that with a friend, good luck not getting into an emotional quagmire and hence the title and concept of this video.
@@mrgreatdude2 bro, things that are meaningful and worthwhile usually don’t have phrases like “casual” associated with it.
@@krisroxanne yes but if you are dating a casual dater by definition it is mutual
@@dumbfailurekms you both have to be on the same page. Be upfront. The goal of most daters is a stable, loving relationship where you both support each other in achieving dreams and goals in life. The endgame is marriage. If it's a disposable fling, be upfront. Otherwise it's pointless and emotionally damaging.
She is great in this skit.
So damn good!
Could not have been easy to stay in character and not crack up.
Thanks for the laughs.
Dude! I also always end up reminding people, "It's Brennnt, with an 'n.'" We have the same life! LOL
There was a lot of wisdom in form of a comedy. When he responded to “what are we?”... only for those who pay attention
In real life he’d be telling everyone that she’s his girlfriend after their first date.
In real life she’d be telling everyone they’re just friends.
In real life this would never happen unless he had a nice bulging bank account.
We get it, the hottest women date the richest men. Yawn . Do yourself a solid and get a hobby.
@@bettycooper369 Woot Woot someone's hurt with the truth bomb 🤣🤣
@@bettycooper369 lol
Couldn't finish my food was laughing so hard
He went straight into Jim Carrey mode. LOL. Keep up the great work.
Her: What are we?
Me: A guy and girl banging till we can't stand each other.
This is GOLD
I fucking love you dude 😂
Lol I love the effects on this one. You nailed this
Brent should thank God a Woman that hot would even bother with him.
😂
Nonsense. Brent is awesome.
Sounds like you're jealous.
You could have been like "Look at my slick back hair hehuhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
0:40 Gotta love that Chicago Bulls intro 😂👍👍
"What are we?"
"Carbon-based vessels with high concentration of organic mass attracted to a miraculously colossal celestial body drifting through the empty void of existence."
Brent! Do a video mocking crappy partners that say "I'LL CHANGE" when you break up with them
Brent you seriously crack me up 😂! I will give you my best recommendation to my sister who is a casting director. Also your collaborations are brilliant.
The ending was hilarious 🤣 😂
I love your videos. Always instant classics
She is too beautiful for this to be remotely close to reality ;)
That whole spiel sounds like newsome science baby!!
Another superb offering, I love this stuff
LMFAO. I love this shyte. Keep the funny AF content coming Brent. You are a very funny dude. ✌️Bro.
"First we met, we went on some dates, I paid, you're welcome!" needs to be on a t-shirt or coffee mug.
“We, are an infinite cosmic consciousness that transcends all physical dimensions and time. Each of us is one of the infinite lenses the universe choses to experience itself. I am you, you are me, we are we. And of all the lenses this cosmic consciousness could’ve chosen, it chose this body and this mind… to be with YOU”
I am a walrus
I nearly lost it when he turned on his announcer voice 😂
This sketch is like an all-star mix of Seinfeld, Jim Carrey, and... Forest Gump! Thank You maestro Von der Pella!
Dating is horrible nowadays......
Feel you sister it really is
Lol the sweat 😓 as soon as she says, “can I talk to you about something?” 😂 This is why men’s life expectancy is shorter, you women are shaving the years off us.
REAL MEN can answer the question while MAN BOYS never mature (they'll forever be 14)
Hairball at saying my girlfriend😸
You are hilarious, i love your content, keep it coming brother.
dude nearly died saying girlfriend😂😂😂
I thought he was literally going to puke after he said it lol
Last week I asked a guy that question after a couple dates. He yelled Girlfriend! without missing a beat lol. And I'm not even close to as hot as this girl. It's too easy during this lockdown. I wouldn't mind chasing a Brent down the fire escape once in a while!
He sounds like a well trained simp. Congrats.
Who would never want to marry a girl like her wowww. Perfect woman😍
Looks ain’t everything mate trust me
Simp
@@BillyBob-dv1rd thanks.
"And at point guard, 6'1, from UC Santa Barbara... Brent Pellaaa"
*crowd goes wild*
You crack me up. Great job buddy!, Keep up the good work!!!
Relationships were great... And then new world order hit us
New world order? Really? When did that happen?
When feminism and divorce became a law
All the haters on here talking about how guys hating relationships are missing the point that this is a JOKE.
Oh god... please tell me that theres some bloopers. This shit was hilarious! 🤣
"This is my comfort zone, this is where I live" 🤣🤣🤣