Him: I can heal people by licking them Me: **immediately bites lip** OHOHOHO HOW ODD, IT SEEMS THAT MY LIP IS BLEEDING!! MAN, IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY THAT COULD HEAL IT!! 🤔🤔🤔
Everyone : The pirate is bi for flirting with my precious octopus boi! Me : *is male* I mean, do I count as proof as well or am I a roach? (Couldn’t sleep, found this video, decided to attempt to be funny. Have a good day 💃)
My two favorite things: space and pirates. Also I love the idea of an alien species based off cephalopods because octopods are my favorite animals and how are he assumes I wouldn’t die for Calamus first before I let anything happen to him
Wait- I love this sm- the concept is amazing- "What brings you two attractive stowaways-" Me: Wait wait wait wait wait- what? I don't know about me but ok-
ok so in this video, he says “we’ll have a talk about that name,” and in the video with kalamus, he tells us our name is dumb and we cry. is the doctor our mother, and we’re using her name?
Dramatic, exciting, romantic, a little reckless... Flirtatious ... You're a Sagittarius aren't you? I mean... You sound just like me. You just gotta be a Sag.
I hope we meet this boy in the end. I love him already and Calamus (I think you spell it that way, plz correct me if I am wrong) is just a tsundere sweetheart
Ohoho~ So the plot thickens! Seems like our journey has barely begun! Also, I remembered in the first video Kalamos said we didn't look human, are we perchance the same as the Doctor who gave us this mission? What are we? I’m loving your work GBA (if I can call you that)! Can't wait to see what happens next!!
I like how much more creativity people put in their ASMRs. It really makes them be more than just nice sounds to listen to. Keep up the great work. Looking forward to what happens next to this adventure.
I'm catching up with all these vids, and I just love these. I know that Listener is us, but I can't help but imagine my Final Fantasy OC in these and how he would react in these situations. And how you can do these voices is awesome, GB. You got amazing talent 👏😌
Haaa, I really miss all of them.. SPS is forever in the hearts of many of us, thanks a thousand times for the great done work😌💛 you are an amazing voice actor✨
YES OH MY GOD I'M SO HYPED PROBABLY BECAUSE I DRANK THREE CANS OF SODA AND BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR THE DROP OF THE WEEK- UPDATE: I CAN'T TELL IF I HAVE A HEARTBEAT UPDATE TWO: I'M TOO FOCUSED ON THE AUDIO I CAN'T TELL IF THE BEAT IS FROM THE AUDIO OR MY HEART
.....Bru am i watching a yaoi between 2 Flashess ???? Gurl, i am rather perplexed and concern, have you been sleeping well ???? OK OK Allll jokes aside, this is really nice ! Like the interaction between you and Kalamos and how the story flows from the first one. Really nicely done ! Good job, Good boi ! XD
W. O. W. I’m sorry those pickup lines are GOLDEN. I didn’t blush surprisingly I just kinda stared straight ahead and just started applauding, honestly bravo man 😭👏👏👏👏👏👏
The ammount of looking myself in the mirror and preparing mentally that I have to do before listening to an audio by my favorite asmrtist (especially when the title has ”flirty” in it) is…a lot of time.
I am flattered that you think I’m...well pretty, but atlas I must decline. Kally as my heart and soul, Wrapped around his tentacles. Also, I will protect my Kallie-wallie with...my...LIFE! Nobody is dare to hurt or mangle my octo-baby. Or their feel and taste my WRATH of sheer TERROR!!! 👿
Part 3 here! ua-cam.com/video/dobYgzt133A/v-deo.html
PART 3 TODAY MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@@vin7513 YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
69 likes, *hEhE*
him: *"Two very attractive stowaways"*
me: *guys...... i think he's bi.....*
:0
BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE BI PIRATE
hey toga killing spre today at U.A
@@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack It's a Birate ✨
Just like me
Kalamos: "It's like you want us to get caught!"
Me: "What if I actually wanted to do that all along?"
"Whats youre name-?"
*Seth*
"That name... we'll talk about that later"
*I- what did I do-?*
🤣🤣🤣
Bitc- istg if he said that to me imma boutta make a murder look like a suicide 🙂
🤣🤣🤣
MUST PROTECT BABY CHILD KALAMOS REEEEE
YESSSSSSSSSS
HAI!(yes in Japanese)
hahahahaha
@@terrencekamisato3854 hai☺ 💖
REEEEEEEEE
We love a bisexual captain
Bisexual or pansexual I guess🤔
Yeah! I was just like: This is bisexual 💫POWER💫
Even though I'm straight I have to agree
@JAMES COBURN XDD
@JAMES COBURN WAIT REALLY
@JAMES COBURN I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS TNEHTJEBE
Him: don’t wanna disappoint Lady Luck would we
Me “okay, you’re up buddy” * pushes octoboy forward*
Sacrifice the calamari to the bisexual pirate
XDDD YES SPARK
When Calamos made that cute little squeak of fear did anyone else just imagine him grabbing onto the listener so hard he was half choking them?
I did
Him: I can heal people by licking them
Me: **immediately bites lip** OHOHOHO HOW ODD, IT SEEMS THAT MY LIP IS BLEEDING!! MAN, IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY THAT COULD HEAL IT!! 🤔🤔🤔
SIMP!
I'll do it. That is if you want the taste of rum, smoke, and beard oil.
@@grandfathernurgle283IDC ABOUT THE SMELL 🫡
The characters in this audio has a really interesting concept . I feel like I should put this here-
I love your profile pic lmaooo
My first thought at the licking heals wounds was
"What are you, Steven Universe?"
OMG!!!
I bet my lil bro woulded thought that, he loved Steven universe so much.
Here we are in the future lol
Please let the Octopus boy be save.
I will keep him saft with all my heart.
We are going to kill the one who hurt him right? We are going to cut him in very small pieces and feed him to the Fish...
Him : * Licking calamos wood *
Me : *Getting jealous and suddenly push him and huge calamos*
" Hisss!!! He's mine *Don't you dare* !!*
WAIT YOU SAID WOOD
Me being called gorgeous and blushes like a tomato
My mom: Are you okay?
Me: Y-yes...it's just...someone called me gorgeous
My mom: Oh dear...
🤣
It is bad that I started imagine a family with the pirate and Kalamos is our child? Just me? Okay.
Nope. You're not alone my friend
Not alone bestie
Title: Flirty pirate invites you to join his crew...
Me: I can't swim-
Everyone : The pirate is bi for flirting with my precious octopus boi!
Me : *is male* I mean, do I count as proof as well or am I a roach?
(Couldn’t sleep, found this video, decided to attempt to be funny. Have a good day 💃)
My two favorite things: space and pirates. Also I love the idea of an alien species based off cephalopods because octopods are my favorite animals and how are he assumes I wouldn’t die for Calamus first before I let anything happen to him
I was so confused when i heard Tashi's voice after i read the title i was mega hyped.
Wait- I love this sm- the concept is amazing-
"What brings you two attractive stowaways-"
Me: Wait wait wait wait wait- what? I don't know about me but ok-
Momo? Of course you’re attractive don’t put yourself down
Almighty...that’s a little sus to say to your student😑🤣
@@rosemoon5450 Ah just making sure she’s not putting herself down so much. Can’t have my student not confidant in their abilities my friend!
@@elliptical6957 i believe in dad might supporting his kids! Especially his daughters
@@senacario5942 Absolutely! Always here for my kiddos :]
You cant just use my pirate obsession like this-
I mean you can, actually. Oh well
My lucky coin say well kiss .We don't wanna upset lady luck do we
Me: °~°
Him:*Calling callimus cute*
Me:This be gay
Yaoi but also straight
Yaoi to gay be like
🚶♂️>>>>🏃♂️
Yaoi-
Of course 😌
*Birate*
ok so in this video, he says “we’ll have a talk about that name,” and in the video with kalamus, he tells us our name is dumb and we cry. is the doctor our mother, and we’re using her name?
You're actually right! In the canon storyline I made, the listeners real name is the doctor's name, Arkov Sosha! Well done!
@@GoodBoyAudios kalamus is gonna feel even worse if he figures that out oh no-
The Treasure Planet vibes im getting from this is warming my HEART
Dramatic, exciting, romantic, a little reckless... Flirtatious ... You're a Sagittarius aren't you? I mean... You sound just like me. You just gotta be a Sag.
Not being flowey here but I’m a Sagittarius.
Same, it’s the sassy and reckless, flirtatious ones that are Sagittarius’.
Yargwynn: *exists*
Me: Arrrrrrrr you free Saturday??
(Yes a Pirate pick up line fight me lol)
Oh god....
But at least that joke is better than my teachers
THE BEGINNING SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME I-
anyway this is what I was looking for, the great treasure of audios
I.. I love him.. 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Also me an intellectual : Hey I've also been cut.
Him : Where?
Me : Everywhere.
why does he remind me of Jack Sparrow cuz he's flirty 😂
He gives me those vibes as well! Wait….TOGA?!?👀
Hmmm He was flirty but he wasn't gay or bisexual.
@@grandfathernurgle283 and how do yk that
@@poixses_ Bc he flirts with the listener and Kalamos
Thats some quality voice acting. Top work
Sleep? I don't need sleep, I need asmr.
On the other hand, amazing video 👌
omg no kalamos sounds like my best friend and he sounds so cute- i can’t
PART 3 plzzzzzzzzzzzzz also kalamos is a so cuteeeeeeee he is a cute bean
I hope we meet this boy in the end. I love him already and Calamus (I think you spell it that way, plz correct me if I am wrong) is just a tsundere sweetheart
Gosh, he’s like if Mettaton was a human pirate. and I love it. and Kalamos is basically like Morty.
"we're gonna have a talk about that name"
The heck is wrong with my name?
AMAZING!! Thank you for asking me to work with you! 💕
Absolutely! I'm just glad I got the chance to work with you!
Him: what are your intentions with calamos anyway
Me: i just want to protect him
Captain Yagwin: Take a seat, then.
Me: But I am already seated.*literally, I am seated at my kitchen table.*
I'm guessing that I have lightsabers because I'm a space pirate.
Ohoho~ So the plot thickens! Seems like our journey has barely begun! Also, I remembered in the first video Kalamos said we didn't look human, are we perchance the same as the Doctor who gave us this mission? What are we?
I’m loving your work GBA (if I can call you that)! Can't wait to see what happens next!!
I'm excited to show you! Stay tuned for more in January!
The Voice acting and story writting is so good its making me cry. I love an awesome romance story :')
OH MY GODS. IM SPEECHLESS. GOOD JOBBO. ;W;
captain: bisexual/pansexual
Me: OMG ME TOOO bisexual gang
7:07
ISHAKAH AHHHH NOT ME FANGIRLING AT THEM-
*lick*
Me: *INTERNAL SCREAMING*
My god this story is getting good ✨✨ Can't wait for more ❤
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
The captain reminds me of myself. Cool, calculated, and fearless.
This is amazing. You are amazing don't ever forget that :) have a great morning, afternoon, or night what ever it may be.
I'll have you know I'm a great pirate.
I haven't payed for a movie in 2 years.
That's not a thing you broadcast online honey
I like how much more creativity people put in their ASMRs. It really makes them be more than just nice sounds to listen to.
Keep up the great work. Looking forward to what happens next to this adventure.
The pirate king?
*LUFFY?!*
To think that this was only 10 months ago- look where everyone is now 💃🕺
all i can say is...... I was dying slowly for the entire 10.1 minute of the video......
*I ship Kalimus and Yogia so hard*
"We'll have a talk about that name"
Dude- It took me so long to think of this name and a whole ass crying session- don't tell me it's a bad name
Me: JUST GET SLEEP GURL
UA-cam: Hey Good Boy audio-
Me: YOU SO WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED
UA-cam: HEY I WASNT FIN-
Next thing we know, we pick-up a merman during our journey
A merman AND an octoboi? I couldn't. Don't want to seem too repetitive!
@@GoodBoyAudios oh God it's like mixing kalamus with siren's sons asmr's character bren who is a siren
"The Space Pirate Saga"
Does this mean I get my own spaceship? (Priorities! XD)
Edit: Octo-Buddy!
Kalamos, is ma baby. And he IS baby. *AND BABY MUST HE PROTECTED!!!*
* squinting at possible Shakespeare references * Love this series
I'm catching up with all these vids, and I just love these. I know that Listener is us, but I can't help but imagine my Final Fantasy OC in these and how he would react in these situations.
And how you can do these voices is awesome, GB. You got amazing talent 👏😌
This is so good! I can’t wait for the next part!
Kalamos is baby tsumdere,must protect❤️❤️❤️❤️
“What’s your name?”
*s c r i p t e x t*
“That name...we’ll talk about that later.”
*i forgot to insert a stand in forgive me-*
“And you are”
Me:Jade,Captain of the none of your business,and leader of go fuck yourself
Kalamos:Oh gosh!!....
Haaa, I really miss all of them.. SPS is forever in the hearts of many of us, thanks a thousand times for the great done work😌💛 you are an amazing voice actor✨
Oh-
I remember part 1-
No wonder why it sounded so familiar-
This series is intense so far, well done.
Underrated REEEEEE THIS IS SO GUD DAMN
Ok but I need more of this story
I love it allot💖
7:22
My brain: Steven 🕴️✨ (Steven Universe :p)
oh wow im early. i feel like a cool kid
YES OH MY GOD I'M SO HYPED PROBABLY BECAUSE I DRANK THREE CANS OF SODA AND BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR THE DROP OF THE WEEK-
UPDATE: I CAN'T TELL IF I HAVE A HEARTBEAT
UPDATE TWO: I'M TOO FOCUSED ON THE AUDIO I CAN'T TELL IF THE BEAT IS FROM THE AUDIO OR MY HEART
Him:"I can heal people by licking them"
Me: "well excuse me Steven universe"
THAT MAN IN THE PICTURE LOOKS LIKE SINBAD!!!😭🙏🏽💖💖
A tsundere octopus and a Flirty pirate you say? now thats real free estate for me ;P
this is awesome
I.....I can't believe it's taken me a whole year to realise that yargwin basically has the same power as Steven universe....XD
I SHIP 🥺
.....Bru am i watching a yaoi between 2 Flashess ????
Gurl, i am rather perplexed and concern, have you been sleeping well ????
OK OK Allll jokes aside, this is really nice ! Like the interaction between you and Kalamos and
how the story flows from the first one. Really nicely done !
Good job, Good boi ! XD
Please make more i love this it is fun cute exiting and adventure
“I can heal people by licking them” Wow ok Bruno
W. O. W. I’m sorry those pickup lines are GOLDEN. I didn’t blush surprisingly I just kinda stared straight ahead and just started applauding, honestly bravo man 😭👏👏👏👏👏👏
I recognize that character art! Isn't it sinbad?! Also this was amezing to listen too!!!! Ty!!!
The ammount of looking myself in the mirror and preparing mentally that I have to do before listening to an audio by my favorite asmrtist (especially when the title has ”flirty” in it) is…a lot of time.
I stan the bi pirate omg 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
my heart hurts remembering how everything used to be 😭
Ohhhhhh loving this plot and voice actors. Niiice 👏👏👏👏
I am flattered that you think I’m...well pretty, but atlas I must decline. Kally as my heart and soul,
Wrapped around his tentacles.
Also, I will protect my Kallie-wallie with...my...LIFE! Nobody is dare to hurt or mangle my octo-baby. Or their feel and taste my WRATH of sheer TERROR!!! 👿
KALLY SUPREMACY 🐙🌊🛐
I am pretty much guessing that the captain is bisexual or pansexual. If im wrong....then I'm gonna cry in bisexual
Him: can you do that
Me: don't worry nothing and NO ONE can hurt him as long as he is with me
The voice at the beginning scared the shit outta me, like i was not expecting that💀
Ok ok hear me out
Poly couple
Your so underrated
Octo boi and pirate boi 👏yes 👏 😌
Before I listened:oh he’s bi
After:no he’s gay
Why are all these characters so goood
Excuse me while I go die in peace to much good quality characters are now flooding my head 🙂✨✌🏻
Way hey up she rises!
Lovely
Are we in a god damn space ship
ye