And the winner of the most laughs in a 3 minutes, 58 second skit, complete with a touch of social commentary is "Beauty and the Beast" in divorce court. Raise your right hand, place your left hand on the checkbook.
Some of the comments are stupid!....This is only a comedy skit and not that serious, I do agree that they could have used a sister to play Beauty tho, but still it's funny... ijs 😊
From the promise of a castle to the trailer and all the furniture. 😂 My best friend's little baby girl knew one word- beast. We must have watched that "fairy tale" a hundred times and I never saw it end like this.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Only in real life🥸
This was so funny. Just seeing Cedric walk in that courtroom had me dying. Can't believe some of the people in these comments don't have a sense of humor at all. Racist? Please. Stop watching this stuff if you think it is. This is for people who like to laugh
@Reg Jones One day the jokes and laughs will come to an end. They are not laughing with you. They are laughing at you. When you are a joke no one takes you seriously. To think that it is lighthearted comedy just acting in a country where the law literally says you are a beast is beyond belief. Article one, section two of the Constitution of the United States declared that anyperson who was not free would be counted as three-fifths of a free individual for the purposes of determining congressional representation. The "Three-Fifths Clause" thus increased the political power of slaveholding states. Under these laws the slave was chattel-a piece of property and a source of labour that could be bought and sold like an animal. h Cornell Toggle navigation Supreme Court ABOUT SEARCH LIIBULLETIN SUBSCRIBE PREVIEWS Scott v. Sandford Decision 60 U.S. 393 Scott v. Sandford () Argued: Decided: ___ Syllabus Opinion, Taney Concurrence, Wayne Separate, Nelson Separate, Grier Separate, Daniel Concurrence, Campbell Separate, Catron Dissent, Mclean Dissent, Curtis Syllabus I 1. Upon a writ of error to a Circuit Court of the United States, the transcript of the record of all the proceedings in the case is brought before the court, and is open to inspection and revision. 2. When a plea to the jurisdiction, in abatement, is overruled by the court upon demurrer, and the defendant pleads in bar, and upon these pleas the final judgment of the court is in his favor -- if the plaintiff brings a writ of error, the judgment of the court upon the plea in abatement is before this court, although it was in favor of the plaintiff -- and if the court erred in overruling it, the judgment must be reversed, and a mandate issued to the Circuit Court to dismiss the case for want of jurisdiction. 3. In the Circuit Courts of the United States, the record must show that the case is one in which, by the Constitution and laws of the United States, the court had jurisdiction -- and if this does not appear, and the judgment must be reversed by this court -- and the parties cannot be consent waive the objection to the jurisdiction of the Circuit Court. 4. A free negro of the African race, whose ancestors were brought to this country and sold as slaves, is not a "citizen" within the meaning of the Constitution of the United States. 5. When the Constitution was adopted, they were not regarded in any of the States as members of the community which constituted the State, and were not numbered among its "people or citizens." Consequently, the special rights and immunities guarantied to citizens do not apply to them. And not being "citizens" within the meaning of the Constitution, they are not entitled to sue in that character in a court of the United States, and the Circuit Court has not jurisdiction in such a suit. 6. The only two clauses in the Constitution which point to this race treat them as persons whom it was morally lawfully to deal in as articles of property and to hold as slaves. 7. Since the adoption of the Constitution of the United States, no State can by any subsequent law make a foreigner or any other description of persons citizens of[p394] the United States, nor entitle them to the rights and privileges secured to citizens by that instrument. 8. A State, by its laws passed since the adoption of the Constitution, may put a foreigner or any other description of persons upon a footing with its own citizens as to all the rights and privileges enjoyed by them within its dominion and by its laws. But that will not make him a citizen of the United States, nor entitle him to sue in its courts, nor to any of the privileges and immunities of a citizen in another State. 9. The change in public opinion and feeling in relation to the African race which has taken place since the adoption of the Constitution cannot change its construction and meaning, and it must be construed and administered now according to its true meaning and intention when it was formed and adopted. 10. The plaintiff having admitted, by his demurrer to the plea in abatement, that his ancestors were imported from Africa and sold as slaves, he is not a citizen of the State of Missouri according to the Constitution of the United States, and was not entitled to sue in that character in the Circuit Court. 11. This being the case, the judgment of the court below in favor of the plaintiff on the plea in abatement was erroneous. www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/60/393 These laws are still on the books. I pray you wake up too. Shalom
Reg Jones - If by ruin you mean bring light and truth to ignorance.... then yes, those of us with eyes that can see ruin your blind ignorance. You're welcome.
That's what they don't show us after every happy ever after story. They think that falling in love and getting married is the end. But that is just the beginning.
Reading these comments and DAMN!!!!! It’s Cedric “Theee Entertainer” a comedian that can kill any skit. It’s more of a knock on Divorce Court which I place on the same level as ratchet TV.
Wait a minute, How long ago was this? Who is this Actress? I think I love her.. she's Halarious in Every skit. Actually funny, her soul is straight southern black. Ced you funny. Who new
J F you're joking right? Unfortunately you don't understand the difference between satire and regular comedy. This is more pointed and ugly. Which l can still produce a laugh
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They should call us cute from a distance and the beast. BEST LINE EVER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂 I'm glad Judge Mablean doesn't mind clowning with these nuts. She's my favorite! 😁😁😁
Yes fr
"Don't call me a dog.. I don't bark "😹😂😹 " I go on paper " LoL
ReddFya ReddFya 😂
U see me bark? lmao
They should call us Cute, from a distance....and the Beast! 😂😂😂😂
The chick got the Southern accent down to a tee.
I've read she is from Louisiana. She's pretty funny too.
She’s my mom
They kept it 100 mad RESPECT
😂😂 Easily one of the funniest relatable sketches 😅
I offered her a castle. 😂😂😂😂😂 cute from a distance
I miss Judge Mablean. This episode is beyond crazy.
Lol
Mabelean has another court show
Rebel12 Wynn Happens. Thanks.
Omg 14 seconds in after Cedric walks in the court I am rotflmao!! 🤣🤣🤣
Then he says " she straight up trippin and he's not giving her jack...
Lmao
I know right? Lol
I love watching this over and over again
He say " I go on paper" I died...
Aint nobody tryin hire no beast no where
Loool 😭
He's right about that 🤣
You ain't hurting my feelings, you know, I know I look good for a beast, so "whatever". LMAO
I remember this from a while back.
Always messing with the neighbors cat, lol
I'm from long beasttt😂🤣😂😁🤣😂😁🤣🤣😂😁😁😂🤣
Tiney Willians which is funny on many levels Long Beach, is all crips. No bloods (dogs)
Oh Hell Nah!!This is beastism right here
Beastiality.
I never seen Beauty and the Beast like this before ; Beast is more like another beast; Al Bundy.
This skit is so relevant for today’s society!😍🎊🙂☝️💯❤️✨🌟
Absolutely! It was funny and sad at the same time!.
💯
This VARIETY show was great. Miss it so much. TV has no clue about good programming.
This show was a hit or miss and this was a hit
Cute from a distance.
Derrick Hepburn he was on a roll lol 😂
Me too 💀😂😂😂😂😂
"I had game", lol
Lol😂🤣
Sounds about right🤣
This is so funny. Truly laugh out loud comedy. 🤣
I go on the paper
twania daniels not all the time lol
I love this episode! Funny as hell!!
People in the comment section , this is old when Cedric had his own tv show
I’m a beast your honor, that’s what I do😂😂🔥🔥classic line
Why does every other video I watch indirectly tell me to get a job?
AthosAmo cause you spending too much time watching shows and not enough time working.... get a job
Thats my uncle Cedric...!
Cute from a distance and the Beast 😂😂🤪
🤣
And the winner of the most laughs in a 3 minutes, 58 second skit, complete with a touch of social commentary is "Beauty and the Beast" in divorce court. Raise your right hand, place your left hand on the checkbook.
I'M FROM LONG BEAST YAYEE YAYEEE LOL
The way she started crying when she called him an ugly bum had me wheezing! 🤣🤣🤣
I go on paper, I go on paper! he is crazy!!!
You can use a little Mac Lipgloss & the Beast.
im from long beast
I love Judge Mablean
Now after all you're not Denzel or somethin. lol 🤣🤣🤣
imiss this show
Pia Torres Cedric the Entertainer Presents
Was a sketch comedy show on Fox that was cancelled unfairly much like Firefly
I remember his show one of my favorites
They should call us 'cute from a distance...and the beast'! FUNNNY!
This is too funny.... I don't see it as racist... He's playing a beast not a black man.
Some of the comments are stupid!....This is only a comedy skit and not that serious, I do agree that they could have used a sister to play Beauty tho, but still it's funny... ijs 😊
Wow this is Hollywood under the bed racism 🤨
I'm glad you have eyes that see...
Yes.
Monique Hill but he accepted
I said the same shit
100percent correct,blk athletes need to pay attention to this.
From the promise of a castle to the trailer and all the furniture. 😂 My best friend's little baby girl knew one word- beast. We must have watched that "fairy tale" a hundred times and I never saw it end like this.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Only in real life🥸
This was so funny. Just seeing Cedric walk in that courtroom had me dying. Can't believe some of the people in these comments don't have a sense of humor at all. Racist? Please. Stop watching this stuff if you think it is. This is for people who like to laugh
This is my favorite of his
“This Beastism rite here” loool
Judge Mablean😁
Who has watch this more than once?
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Absolutely HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣
Lmao you ain’t hurting my feelings I know I look good for a beast 😂 😂
Why I never seen this show?
Ann Thatch it was on for one season
Cedric had a really funny sketch comedy series!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this toooo funny
Can't believe Cedric played a stereotypical role like this.
Richlymellanated Man THANK YOU..IT IS SO DAM DISRESPECTFUL...
Cedric was paid for this very reason...white people enjoyed his buffoonery and we innocently (most of us) laughed along...
@Reg Jones
One day the jokes and laughs will come to an end. They are not laughing with you. They are laughing at you. When you are a joke no one takes you seriously. To think that it is lighthearted comedy just acting in a country where the law literally says you are a beast is beyond belief.
Article one, section two of the Constitution of the United States declared that anyperson who was not free would be counted as three-fifths of a free individual for the purposes of determining congressional representation. The "Three-Fifths Clause" thus increased the political power of slaveholding states.
Under these laws the slave was chattel-a piece of property and a source of labour that could be bought and sold like an animal.
h Cornell
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Syllabus
Opinion, Taney
Concurrence, Wayne
Separate, Nelson
Separate, Grier
Separate, Daniel
Concurrence, Campbell
Separate, Catron
Dissent, Mclean
Dissent, Curtis
Syllabus
I
1. Upon a writ of error to a Circuit Court of the United States, the transcript of the record of all the proceedings in the case is brought before the court, and is open to inspection and revision.
2. When a plea to the jurisdiction, in abatement, is overruled by the court upon demurrer, and the defendant pleads in bar, and upon these pleas the final judgment of the court is in his favor -- if the plaintiff brings a writ of error, the judgment of the court upon the plea in abatement is before this court, although it was in favor of the plaintiff -- and if the court erred in overruling it, the judgment must be reversed, and a mandate issued to the Circuit Court to dismiss the case for want of jurisdiction.
3. In the Circuit Courts of the United States, the record must show that the case is one in which, by the Constitution and laws of the United States, the court had jurisdiction -- and if this does not appear, and the judgment must be reversed by this court -- and the parties cannot be consent waive the objection to the jurisdiction of the Circuit Court.
4. A free negro of the African race, whose ancestors were brought to this country and sold as slaves, is not a "citizen" within the meaning of the Constitution of the United States.
5. When the Constitution was adopted, they were not regarded in any of the States as members of the community which constituted the State, and were not numbered among its "people or citizens." Consequently, the special rights and immunities guarantied to citizens do not apply to them. And not being "citizens" within the meaning of the Constitution, they are not entitled to sue in that character in a court of the United States, and the Circuit Court has not jurisdiction in such a suit.
6. The only two clauses in the Constitution which point to this race treat them as persons whom it was morally lawfully to deal in as articles of property and to hold as slaves.
7. Since the adoption of the Constitution of the United States, no State can by any subsequent law make a foreigner or any other description of persons citizens of[p394] the United States, nor entitle them to the rights and privileges secured to citizens by that instrument.
8. A State, by its laws passed since the adoption of the Constitution, may put a foreigner or any other description of persons upon a footing with its own citizens as to all the rights and privileges enjoyed by them within its dominion and by its laws. But that will not make him a citizen of the United States, nor entitle him to sue in its courts, nor to any of the privileges and immunities of a citizen in another State.
9. The change in public opinion and feeling in relation to the African race which has taken place since the adoption of the Constitution cannot change its construction and meaning, and it must be construed and administered now according to its true meaning and intention when it was formed and adopted.
10. The plaintiff having admitted, by his demurrer to the plea in abatement, that his ancestors were imported from Africa and sold as slaves, he is not a citizen of the State of Missouri according to the Constitution of the United States, and was not entitled to sue in that character in the Circuit Court.
11. This being the case, the judgment of the court below in favor of the plaintiff on the plea in abatement was erroneous.
www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/60/393
These laws are still on the books. I pray you wake up too. Shalom
Reg Jones - If by ruin you mean bring light and truth to ignorance.... then yes, those of us with eyes that can see ruin your blind ignorance.
You're welcome.
he run out off money
I had game we married now I can't keep all that up😂
I'm a Beast That's What I Do!!🤣🤣💖
That's what they don't show us after every happy ever after story. They think that falling in love and getting married is the end. But that is just the beginning.
Crack me up ced! Cant stop laughing
Ya sister a little cuter than you and The Beast! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lol
THATS RIGHT !!! YOU GOT IT !!!!
You're right Mrs. Tyler. It should read "in a 3 minute, 58 second skit."
Thanks♥️
"Cute from a distance and the Beast"😂😂
Judge Mablean
i enjoyed it
For a white comedian....she's got some sassiness to her.
So when did this courtroom turn into a comedy show
Cedric the entertaining
Cindy Allday Long let me guess, you didn't know that says you're the Entertainer hit his own sketch comedy show on Fox a few years ago huh?
When the 'beast' walked-in.🤣 Then to defend his beastism, " you ain't hurting my feelings, I know I look good for a beast.....so whatever."
I'm so done lmao omg 😂😂
Oh my I love this one my side hurts
Ima beast.
Reading these comments and DAMN!!!!! It’s Cedric “Theee Entertainer” a comedian that can kill any skit. It’s more of a knock on Divorce Court which I place on the same level as ratchet TV.
They had me rollin!!!! Lol
Guys just what the tv audience wanted.
aren't they from, '' que hora es""??
QueenzyMelanie Sings yeah
LMAO YE
Si, el gato es muy bonita.
Queenzy Melanie Yes
Lol 😂😂 😂,"I go on paper"
I go on paper 😂
She straight up trippin and he ain't giving her jack...
This is how people view black folks for real who wrote this bull and
Dave Greene
Yep, black people are a joke, bruh.
Shit is never ending. I hate I clicked on this video.
ced had a show ?! when ?
He had a short-lived sketch comedy series called "Cedric The Entertainer Presents" which aired on Fox for only 1 season back in the early 2000s.
I ain't no dog!
This man is funny as hell.
I remember this one
CEDRICK
Cute Ceddie looks REALLY GOOD to me in his beastly costume!
Que hora es ?
Beauty kinda cute, tho
Ced killed this lol
Que hora és!
long beast,florida lool
Wait a minute, How long ago was this? Who is this Actress? I think I love her.. she's Halarious in Every skit. Actually funny, her soul is straight southern black. Ced you funny. Who new
trailer?!!!!
The 1,000th like here
Why dies the black man have to be the beast
Would you prefer he were beauty???
Because black man need to work and pay bills.
Because Cedric wrote himself as The Beast
J F you're joking right? Unfortunately you don't understand the difference between satire and regular comedy. This is more pointed and ugly. Which l can still produce a laugh
@@flexthought7655 What do you mean? He has to also accept the racism in order to "work" and "pay" the bills?! Fun!
Funny, but...he's a prince. He doesn't have to get a job. And, she fell for him because of the opulence of his castle.
they trying so hard not to laugh😁
beasticism
"This is Beastism!"
I forgot how funny this show was.
Why does the best sound like Cedric the entertainer
because it is, are you blind or something?
Black man in family court.
Has been beauty and the Beast 😆