THIS FEATURE ON MY BMW X3M IS CRAZY

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • #chrisslix #bmw #bmwx3m

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  • @kvirk7583
    @kvirk7583 2 місяці тому +595

    its crazy wen i 1st used it 10 years ago

    • @sounduser
      @sounduser 2 місяці тому +11

      This is so crazy my 2018 ford do it. Wild.

    • @papaels
      @papaels 2 місяці тому +6

      It's so crazy my old 17 qashqai and use to do this

    • @user-jy4ce1or7d
      @user-jy4ce1or7d 2 місяці тому +16

      2008 Tiguan dose it 😂

    • @Only_In_London
      @Only_In_London 2 місяці тому +1

      I wad about to say exactly that.

    • @robb4353
      @robb4353 2 місяці тому

      ​@@sounduser I remember a toyota mark x from 2013 doing it. Never understood why.

  • @marcushinton772
    @marcushinton772 2 місяці тому +279

    Next week he finds out the orange lights on the corners are indicators 🤦

    • @Donfeur
      @Donfeur 17 днів тому

      i was just about to say "what, you have indicators?"

  • @TeddyBerry
    @TeddyBerry 2 місяці тому +224

    This dude just found out about a multi-year old feature...

    • @marcushinton772
      @marcushinton772 2 місяці тому +2

      He is driving a BMW 🤦

    • @canadianbluepants9446
      @canadianbluepants9446 Місяць тому +1

      not everybody drives new cars or cars that have had it, im amazed at this feature because i never knew it existed

  • @chrischris1733
    @chrischris1733 2 місяці тому +73

    Where’s this dude been for the last 20 years

    • @gg-ct3fo
      @gg-ct3fo 2 місяці тому +2

      Driving BMW's

  • @RichardDisbrey
    @RichardDisbrey 2 місяці тому +16

    Chris bro...this feature has been in cars for atleast 10 years...I think the focus was one of the first to have it

    • @SuperSweetToffee
      @SuperSweetToffee 21 день тому

      Yes it came standard on the Ford Focus Titanium X model.

  • @Hez.cragzer
    @Hez.cragzer 2 місяці тому +40

    He’s also just found out you can get sliced bread 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

  • @stephencarlin4326
    @stephencarlin4326 2 місяці тому +11

    Every BMW driver needs this, and indicators as well

  • @allseeing357
    @allseeing357 2 місяці тому +6

    My 2015 Hyundai Santa Fe can do this. I thought it was a real gimmick but I do actually use it quite a bit and does a reasonable job of parking in a tough spot...the accuracy is a bit hit or miss though.
    Should try full blown BMW parking assistant. It will parallel and bay park your car into a spot you choose from the surround view camera, it then automatically indicates and does everything (no gearchanges, pedals). Its so automated its actually really hard to trust!
    It even has reversing memory, so if you find yourself driving down a single lane road with no means to turn around, it will automatically drive your exact route in, backwards for quite some distance.
    Mate has it on his 840d XDrive and have to say its cool

  • @peterb6382
    @peterb6382 2 місяці тому +21

    My old 2012 Ford focus did it which I never used. It’s a gimmick that’s stupid. Imagine all the traffic waiting behind you as your car coasts slowly up a street. What a waste of everyone’s time.

    • @Dtp2296
      @Dtp2296 2 місяці тому +1

      It's very useful for old people

  • @laughing_gnome
    @laughing_gnome 2 місяці тому +14

    All of my cars since 2012 have this feature, but I find It quicker to do it myself because I can

  • @timmy5876
    @timmy5876 Місяць тому

    it’s cool, great to show off every now and then and treat urself but ur very rarely actually using it, it takes a decent amount of time and in the end u may aswell do it urself to save time, it also fails sometimes when it’s difficult so it’s not like it’s gonna help u park when u don’t think u can

  • @da_great_mogul
    @da_great_mogul 2 місяці тому +1

    Allowing for overhanging wing mirrors, it's spot on.

  • @renatovale2074
    @renatovale2074 25 днів тому +1

    My my mom really needs this car

  • @IshtiaqAlam
    @IshtiaqAlam Місяць тому

    I had this on my 2016 Ford Taurus SHO. This technology had been around since 2013 I think.

  • @marklehmann5867
    @marklehmann5867 2 місяці тому +8

    Have this on my ford and the first time I used it it curbed my wheel.

  • @SuperSweetToffee
    @SuperSweetToffee 21 день тому

    My old 64 plate Ford Focus Titanium X did this. Only difference was it was a manual so i had to select the reverse and 1st gear.

  • @stefanmuchel4240
    @stefanmuchel4240 Місяць тому

    Yeah, my Ford Focus from 2013 had that feature. Glad for him he discovered it tho

  • @flynndean
    @flynndean Місяць тому

    I borrowed my bosses' 5-Series about 10yrs ago and it had the exact same feature with the exact same graphics. I had a 435d Gran Coupé ~8yrs ago...same feature, same graphics.
    Worked better than my Tesla's equivalent to be fair!

  • @Dtp2296
    @Dtp2296 2 місяці тому +3

    Been around at least 10 years on everyday cars as an option

  • @karlfoxlow8771
    @karlfoxlow8771 Місяць тому

    I have a 2012 Focus that does that. To be honest the only times I've used it is to show other people!

  • @jonhunter8737
    @jonhunter8737 2 місяці тому

    I have a Skoda that does this. It's 8years old. And the best thing is, it doesn't have BMW written on it. Which, as we all know, stands for Burn My Wages.

    • @jonhunter8737
      @jonhunter8737 2 місяці тому

      @@KEIR-STARMER-666 Well, having experienced the 'better build quality' of two BMW 3 series e46, I would argue that point. So, in short. BMW wings, rear and front, like to fill up with mud, as the genius that designed them, created a nice valley for this purpose, so they rot out. Also, the radiator expansion vessel is of a poor design and prone to splitting under pressure. Not great for a pressurised system. This happens when the radiator cooling fails when the fan stops spinning, due to the failure of a less than £10 part. However, as the cooling fan assembly is one part, with sensor, relay etc, it costs about £600 to replace. Now, a German genius came up with a novel way of waterproofing the underside of the 3 series. It uses the engine oil, as the engine will find any orifice it can to squirt oil out of. Indeed, it will create novel new ways too, a challenge to any mechanic, for example,.the vac pump oil seal, in such a poorly designed position, that either the mechanic needs to multi articulate their arms, or the engine needs to drop for a seal to be replaced. The seal is £20. The labour is about £450. Also, BMW have no service schedule to clean out the oil feed to the turbo either. Thus, after about 80k miles, you run the rusk of the pipe sludging up and starving the turbo of oil. This results in a dead turbo, and usually, a dead engine. Again, ££££s. Also, whilst on the oil subject, there is a breather pipe, which again, a german genius has decided to make out of plastic. The same genius has located it above the engine manifold!! The heat from which, makes the plastic pliable. Also, again, no service schedule to clean out oil pipes, means that it sludges up a bit, the pliable pipe compresses a la a Maccies straw with a shake, and increases the pressure in the oil line. This will usually mean a gasket, such as the rocker cover, will leak. Usually, directly above something hot, so your car smells of burning oil, it drips it onto your father in laws newly paved driveway, and again, a £30 gasket costs over £300 to replace. And if the source problem hasn't been resolved, it will happen again, probably about three weeks later. Not to mention corroding brake pipes and those adapters from the pipe to the flexi that goes to the callipers. Also, bleed nipples rot off too. New callipers all round and new pipes!! And also, in the 320d that I had, the lift pump for diesel out of the tank, fails. When it does, it does not deliver diesel to the high pressure pump, which then burns out the diaphragm inside, as you foolishly attempt to start the car, with no indication that the lift pump has failed. Thus, the £200 job to replace the lift pump, then gets an added £1200, less if you go 2nd hand, to replace the high pressure pump too. Thanks BMW. A simple pressure switch between the two pumps fixed this in later iterations of the engine. And then we come to the plastic sill fairings that are clipped onto the body, are clipped on with the cheapest clips,.of nasty flimsy material, that again, corrode on contact with water/salt. Oh and finally, don't gently kerb the rear wheels, either side will do, whilst trying to park in the dark, as in the morning, you will find the car driving like a Kwik Save trolley, as a tracking arm, again, made of the flimsiest material, will have bent out of shape. Another £300. Hmm. So far, in 120,000 miles, my Superb estate has had nothing beyond service parts and consumables fitted to it. I'll stick with my Czech mate😜

    • @jonhunter8737
      @jonhunter8737 2 місяці тому

      @@KEIR-STARMER-666 Simply put. Beemers aren't all that.

  • @mxrcracingfeltham7485
    @mxrcracingfeltham7485 Місяць тому +1

    Still banging on about your x3m come on mate

  • @jamielei1462
    @jamielei1462 Місяць тому

    I had a 2010 5 series with this.. you’re living in the past bro .

  • @Riley-d9i9t
    @Riley-d9i9t 10 днів тому

    Every woman needs that

  • @warrenf1966
    @warrenf1966 Місяць тому

    What a lovely colour 👍

  • @Mcddung-zo9ux
    @Mcddung-zo9ux 2 місяці тому

    That gap is intentionally left so the street cleaners can fit in their brooms when they sweep the streets.
    Great thinking by the BMW engineers 👍

  • @keithnewton8981
    @keithnewton8981 2 місяці тому

    No that is the correct distance from the kerb. Younger drivers do not seem to know that the vehicle tyres should not Impede the gutter or drainage .the maximum distance away is 50 cm . So as long as you leave a gutter gap that's fine. Your car parked perfectly

  • @jon...6825
    @jon...6825 2 місяці тому

    Beautiful car, i hope it brings you lots of fun, hi from across the pond and God bless EVERYONE 🇮🇪...

  • @Benjii002
    @Benjii002 Місяць тому

    Pmsl, grandma's down the shops in their kias blowing his mind

  • @sttm1283
    @sttm1283 Місяць тому

    i need that for sure. used to have a f30 335i wich i could park correctly, now moved on to an audi a6 avant. cant get that shit to park straight at all...... croocked all the time between the lines.

  • @SL2_mobile_king
    @SL2_mobile_king Місяць тому +1

    That’s crazy my taxi drivers Toyota does that as well and that was made in 2012 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ArthurVanderschaeghe
    @ArthurVanderschaeghe Місяць тому

    every women in the world needs this

  • @GuitarDiddlerJP15
    @GuitarDiddlerJP15 Місяць тому

    I've been wanting to try this in my X3M but haven't had the balls 😂

  • @psions555
    @psions555 2 місяці тому

    My 2009 A class had that, on the base model. BMW are very tight on equipment

  • @stevenbird4877
    @stevenbird4877 2 місяці тому

    Got one of them on my tiguan bin about 10+years

  • @PubgPeaks
    @PubgPeaks 2 місяці тому +1

    By the time I figured it out, the car behind me starts honking. 😂

  • @EWAScotland
    @EWAScotland Місяць тому

    Bless the BMW owner, just discovered the zip in his trousers goes at the front…

  • @gee5055
    @gee5055 2 місяці тому

    Yeah had that on focus like ten years ago

  • @Jdmess9
    @Jdmess9 2 місяці тому

    Wooow, i had this on a focus in 2013

  • @gibszololo3937
    @gibszololo3937 Місяць тому

    I remember in the mid 2000's when lexus started doing that with the LS😂

  • @delu5on
    @delu5on 2 місяці тому

    I have this on my 2018 ford focus bro..welcome to 2024 :D

  • @golfr604
    @golfr604 Місяць тому

    It's indicators you need in a bmw !!!

  • @oliverbrookes27
    @oliverbrookes27 6 днів тому

    It was novel 15 years ago on my £15k Merc B class, I used it twice to show other people.

  • @mustang27b
    @mustang27b 2 місяці тому

    We all take the piss out of women who sit that close and yet no comments about this dude 🤔😂

  • @gonzalogascon2407
    @gonzalogascon2407 Місяць тому

    My 2013 volkswagen does it as well

  • @joynalsayadi7423
    @joynalsayadi7423 2 місяці тому

    I had this on my passage Cc 2009

  • @Drapul3a
    @Drapul3a 2 місяці тому

    I have this feature on my 320D 2015 , it’s pretty good

  • @e28love68
    @e28love68 2 місяці тому

    I used to have it in a 2010 Touran company car....where the heck have you been hiding man!

  • @razu2444
    @razu2444 2 місяці тому

    Bro been living under a bmw *cough* rock.

  • @scherpebocht
    @scherpebocht 2 місяці тому

    My vw from 2011 did this too

  • @ab6358
    @ab6358 2 місяці тому

    Almost every car got this

  • @paulsumm1241
    @paulsumm1241 2 місяці тому

    My 2014 merc ml had it perfect park everytime

  • @azerazer2406
    @azerazer2406 Місяць тому

    this feature is on golf 6 from 2011

  • @Moet_Chandon_x
    @Moet_Chandon_x 2 місяці тому +2

    2010 mk6 golf had it 😅

  • @PranksandPodcasts
    @PranksandPodcasts Місяць тому

    Wait till he finds out about adaptive cruise control

  • @treborgir1928
    @treborgir1928 2 місяці тому

    I’ve never used it on my car as yet. I always say one day I’ll try it. I use the reverse assistant fairly often though

  • @David-84-
    @David-84- 2 місяці тому

    My 2012 VW Tguan did all of this. Old news mate, where have you been the last decade? 😂

  • @xTiQ
    @xTiQ Місяць тому

    My '16 mini clubman does this too.

  • @stephenhollingsworth2530
    @stephenhollingsworth2530 2 місяці тому

    Remember when the Ford Focus had this over a decade ago...

  • @MangoKulfi
    @MangoKulfi Місяць тому

    My 2011 prius has this feature

  • @jameslitherland2962
    @jameslitherland2962 2 місяці тому

    My 2015 mondeo parks itself too

  • @sammyg805
    @sammyg805 2 місяці тому

    By the time I’m doing all these procedures cars are beeping at me wondering why I’m stood still for 5 mins when I could have reversed

  • @anitaasheimolsen7199
    @anitaasheimolsen7199 Місяць тому

    my 2013 merc has that feature

  • @b3rgsy
    @b3rgsy 2 місяці тому

    Lexus says hello from around 20 years ago.

  • @shezadshah3740
    @shezadshah3740 2 місяці тому

    The first time I was trying the Tesla auto summon feature to my family. It immediately curbed my wheel… 9 months with the car is was spotless and then it curbed my wheel within 10 sec of trying auto summon.

  • @carlseddon2392
    @carlseddon2392 2 місяці тому

    No way, you do have indicators wow

  • @Jamie0069
    @Jamie0069 Місяць тому

    Literally can do it on my 2018 fiesta 😂

  • @Only_In_London
    @Only_In_London 2 місяці тому +1

    Turn signal should have already been on

  • @HandHaben
    @HandHaben 2 місяці тому

    my mums 2015 1.5dci renault kadjar has this feature

  • @bobbobek2098
    @bobbobek2098 2 місяці тому

    It takes too much time, but it's pretty good not kerbing wheels

  • @superior_worm
    @superior_worm Місяць тому

    you did hold your foot over the beak pedal 🤣

  • @mynamegeoff7135
    @mynamegeoff7135 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 my car parks itself how new and cutting edge

  • @capt.6644
    @capt.6644 2 місяці тому

    Had this on my 2012 Ford Flex.

  • @Yibbys
    @Yibbys Місяць тому

    Its crazy that 2016 merc can do this and its a base model 💀

  • @baihui7349
    @baihui7349 2 місяці тому

    when BMW will put massive V10 engine again

  • @staceyismine
    @staceyismine 2 місяці тому +1

    If you have to hold the p button why not juat turn the wheel. Poor when others just make you select the R

  • @anthonys439
    @anthonys439 Місяць тому

    I would have already been parked by the time the car started doing it itself.

  • @marcoriservice
    @marcoriservice Місяць тому

    Wow, my VW Sharan did this since 2014 also good as this new BMW😂😂😂😂

  • @motogpf1fan939
    @motogpf1fan939 2 місяці тому

    My old Audi A6 from 2013 had this feature too so it is nothing special. Your X3m definitly has more special features😂

  • @insid3493
    @insid3493 2 місяці тому

    Me a 17yo parking my 88 Toyota Camry with a 5 speed manual like this and the crazy part is that I live in the USA

  • @jimmymagnum07
    @jimmymagnum07 4 дні тому

    My 2014 Tiguan does the same thing

  • @insanicmironic
    @insanicmironic Місяць тому

    Him :Tag someone how needs it
    Me : Tagging Every women on the planet 😂

  • @user-tw6cf3vo8l
    @user-tw6cf3vo8l 2 місяці тому

    Skoda superb in 2013 😎

  • @sertacdemirel8335
    @sertacdemirel8335 Місяць тому

    does it do the brakings itself?

  • @Scotford_Maconochie
    @Scotford_Maconochie 2 місяці тому

    My 2017 X5 has the same my daughter is always so surprised when the steering wheel turns itself : " dad the car is driving itself!! "

  • @KielFender16
    @KielFender16 2 місяці тому

    Got this on my 2015 Volkswagen CC never use it only as a little trick every now and again

  • @MohammedRahman-we5gs
    @MohammedRahman-we5gs 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow.. My 11 plate golf does this

  • @AndyBluSkydive
    @AndyBluSkydive 2 місяці тому

    Do you think you could sit closer to the wheel? 😅

  • @HarleyN93
    @HarleyN93 2 місяці тому

    Only parked a block away from that curb

  • @e.s.3599
    @e.s.3599 2 місяці тому

    Ahhhhh mate wait till you hear about cruise control - 🤯

  • @Seeeetch
    @Seeeetch 2 місяці тому

    Wait til he discovers CarPlay

  • @avrel820
    @avrel820 Місяць тому

    No Biggie plenty brands had this feature wat before BMW

  • @cg7975
    @cg7975 2 місяці тому

    Where has he been this last 20 years 🤷‍♂️

  • @richarddidsbury7068
    @richarddidsbury7068 2 місяці тому

    My Mrs needs that😂

  • @Dimcle
    @Dimcle 2 місяці тому +3

    Wouldn't it be easier to use your eyes to find a parking spot? Also, why does nobody learn to parallel park? It's easy.

    • @Handley941
      @Handley941 2 місяці тому

      Is it easier than using this?

  • @andrewdavies7575
    @andrewdavies7575 2 місяці тому

    Shame no BMW driver can use this feature as first, they need to find the signal 😢

  • @jenscallant9143
    @jenscallant9143 26 днів тому

    My MAN TGE van can even do this

  • @StickmanVenomCookie
    @StickmanVenomCookie 2 місяці тому +4

    My Kia shortage does this

    • @andyw4874
      @andyw4874 2 місяці тому +2

      Love a Kia Shortage they are my favourite model

    • @marcwilliams605
      @marcwilliams605 2 місяці тому

      ​@@andyw4874my fave too

  • @slameyally4175
    @slameyally4175 2 місяці тому

    Been on the ford puma for rhe last 4 years....

  • @chethemerc7841
    @chethemerc7841 2 місяці тому

    My mates dads 2018 ford kuga does this.