What if: Fry goes with Amy, Hermes goes with Leela, and Bender goes with Zoidberg. Sorry Bender but I would like what kind of insults you have in store for him. ^w^
@@Dashiell777 Kinda, but I picture it more like Hermes has a day off but his family's gone visiting his in laws, he's trying to relax and realises he has no friends outside of work and no hobbies except for Limbo but he's mad at Limbo right now because they've recently made a rule change for safety reasons that he's mad about and then he bumps into Zoidberg at a bar and begrudgingly agrees to hang out cause they're drinking or eating the same thing and then they end up shutting the place down.
@@Dashiell777or maybe the relationship between Homer and Flanders : where Homer likes yelling at Flanders but he considers him a real friend because he knows he like yelling at him only because he Is insecure and envious of his posititivity
I feel like the reason Hermes doesn't fire Zoidberg is for the same reason Cartman won't kill Kyle. His life would be empty and hallow without someone to insult.
"Apology accepted. Just don't let it happen again." "She means YOU, ya turkey o' the sea!" 🤬 ... "Up yours, Zoidberg! Up WHEREVER your species traditionally crams things!" 😂
Hermes: The important thing is that we don't panic. There are rules for situations like this. [He holds up the Code of Conduct for Cannibalism book.] Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg-- I mean lobster Newburg-- I mean Doctor Zoidberg. Me: Hermes doesn't like Zoidberg very much, does he?
The professor has that secret deal with Zoidberg and likely refused to let Hermes fire him for other reasons. Also Zoidberg lives in the professor's dumpster.
"Good old Hermes when stops insulting, thats when I worry." Season 2 Hermes: I recommed a nice Dr. Zoiberg. Zoiberg: 😧 Man writers, good. They remembered. 😄
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“Screwed again my friend” he knows that Hermes doesn’t like him but he always makes any situations a good one
I can't put it in words...but there is something extremely funny in the delivery itself.
@@sameer8996the fact that zoidberg roasted Hermes by insulting himself is what killed me lol 😂
What if:
Fry goes with Amy, Hermes goes with Leela, and Bender goes with Zoidberg. Sorry Bender but I would like what kind of insults you have in store for him. ^w^
He's definitely an optimistic one
He’s a bureaucrat, of course he’s gonna hate a doctor.
...Zoidberg is a doctor? I thought he was like... the total opposite?
Lol true
@@mariobenedicto3582he is a great doctor. Truly renowned! Just sucks when it comes to humans. He can handle anything BUT humans
@@justinchandler1226Or robots. Remember when Bender was sick in episode 13? He diagnosed it as "fin fungus".
Oh so that why
"That's comin' outta YOUR pay!"
Had me in stiches
The thing is, I don't think Zoidberg even gets paid. He's broke.
Hermes is pretty evil, anyway. In that universe-box episode, it took him a hot minute to decide begrudgingly not to shoot his friends into the sun.
Of course he is, he's a bureaucrat.
“…D’okay.”
“Maybe he is a parasite!”
IM CRYING
That line hits differently after Parasites Regained 🤣
Forgot one of the most iconic ones:
"Save my friends! And Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: (literally just standing there)
Hermes: Then perish.
Literally most of the times
Despite his outward hatred for Zoidberg,Hermes was still willing to “just friends” spoon with him.
“Screwed again my friend ☺️”
"With my last breath!
I curse Zoidberg-!"
I was wondering why Farnsworth's cursing Zoidberg was here, until the fineprint did say "Mostly Hermes".
you should have checked the wording in the fine!......print!
Yeah
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1:30 It actually looks like he feels kinda bad to break the news to Zoidberg
Maybe deep down he does care about Zoidberg but still is so annoyed by him he takes every opportunity too intentionally bully him
Maybe he loves squid guts as well.
0:06 Hermes must be unbelievably powerful to push Zoidberg off him since Zoidberg is said to have superhuman strength and extremely dangerous.
Zoidburg is definitely holding back when he believes he's with friends
It's when he's threaten his inhuman strength happens
No, he isn't. Not at all.
I don't know where you got that from. Zoidberg pumped full of hormones lost to Fry, a weakling.
@@SamDeMonicI don't know Fry kicked his ass with one arm.
@@indifference1015 how did he Lose that arm lol
He hold himself back
The squid-guts budget cut one looks like Hermes has pity on Zoidberg.
Odd considering their backstory
Or Hermes enjoys squid guts.
Let’s pray for more of these in the new season
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"When he stops insulting, that's when I worry."
That sudden cut at the end somehow doesn't detract from that last joke. Good compilation.
"Up Yours Zoidberg. Up wherever your species traditionally crams up things"
"zoidberg, i know it seems like i can't stand you.... *keeps walking*"
0:04 Hermes is so good at stamping that his stamp is backwards but it still comes out the right way
I love the random clip of Farnsworth cursing Zoidberg in the middle when it's supposed to be about Hermes.
'Mostly' Also had a Bender jab at the end with "Zoidberg, I know it seems like I can't stand you..."
"Windy barnacle" is such a fantastic insult.
"Stick to someone else, ya windy barnacle!"
1:10 is the Professor hating Zoidberg
Zoidberg "Big talk for a man whose wife leaves him every other day for another man. Are you sure that's even your kid?"
"That's comin' out of your pay."
1:08 No one would remember "Cool Runnings" if not for continual reminders from Hermes.
They need to give these two an episode where we learn Zoidberg is Hermes only friend outside of work.
He's basically a sociopath
Wouldn't be surprised 😅
So kinda like Peter secret liking meg from Family Guy but hiding it from his friends and family
@@Dashiell777 Kinda, but I picture it more like Hermes has a day off but his family's gone visiting his in laws, he's trying to relax and realises he has no friends outside of work and no hobbies except for Limbo but he's mad at Limbo right now because they've recently made a rule change for safety reasons that he's mad about and then he bumps into Zoidberg at a bar and begrudgingly agrees to hang out cause they're drinking or eating the same thing and then they end up shutting the place down.
@@Dashiell777or maybe the relationship between Homer and Flanders : where Homer likes yelling at Flanders but he considers him a real friend because he knows he like yelling at him only because he Is insecure and envious of his posititivity
@@spyrofan9681I would honestly love any episode like that.
Dats coming out of your pay!!
*violent sobbing*
That's what we said about ZoBerg and look where that got us😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amy has a point.
That’s terrible
Even Hermes looked concerned when Zoidberg lost it over the cutback in squid guts.
Hermes probably enjoys Squid guts as well.
0:11 Ouch.
Hermes"That is coming out your pay"! Zoidburg"EH, EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHH"!
It'd be hilarious if Zoidberg ate Herme's sandwich. Or maybe just "man-wich" as he like to call it. I've seen Bender eating it.
Yeah, three times something happened to his manwich because of a crew member. Once was Farnsworth, and twice from Bender.
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I wished they added Zoidberg eating it
Does it count as eating for him?
0:55 You always get me LOL😂😂😂😂
That’s comin’ out of YOUR pay!
Missed the salt water cooler bit
This is a witch hunt!
Hermes Conrad hates on Dr. John Zoidberg like I hate on Politicians!
Probably the reason Zoidberg is poor is because Hermes keeps screwing him over.
And Zoidberg has been sued by everyone he's ever treated (who survived).
Cool Runnings get mentioned
Me: yep😊
I feel like the reason Hermes doesn't fire Zoidberg is for the same reason Cartman won't kill Kyle.
His life would be empty and hallow without someone to insult.
1:30 - Not the squid-guts!
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"Apology accepted. Just don't let it happen again."
"She means YOU, ya turkey o' the sea!" 🤬
...
"Up yours, Zoidberg! Up WHEREVER your species traditionally crams things!" 😂
0:36 🤣🤣🤣
Hermes: The important thing is that we don't panic. There are rules for situations like this. [He holds up the Code of Conduct for Cannibalism book.] Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg-- I mean lobster Newburg-- I mean Doctor Zoidberg.
Me: Hermes doesn't like Zoidberg very much, does he?
Seems like he loves him especially boiled
You KNOW what I meant,@@timebomb4562
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He's literally me
So if Hermes hates doctor Zoiberg so much why doesn't you fire him? Considered we know he's in charge of firing people.
Because Farnsworth is probably too cheap to hire another doctor.
@@Wishmaster787 This actually makes sense
Wasn’t it stated that while nobody likes zoidberg on the surface, he saved farnsworth at some point and as a result he has a life debt?
@@blazeburner303 Yes but that episode was a good 12 years into the shows run.
The professor has that secret deal with Zoidberg and likely refused to let Hermes fire him for other reasons. Also Zoidberg lives in the professor's dumpster.
1:35 Zoidberg crying 😂
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I've always hated Hermes him hating zoidberg just makes me hate him more
2:36 😂😂
All these years, I never pieced together that he hated zoidberg xD
Hermes was hating on Zoidberg long before Bender.
🤣
Anyone else had to pause and think about if a F could become a H?
"Good old Hermes when stops insulting, thats when I worry."
Season 2
Hermes: I recommed a nice Dr. Zoiberg.
Zoiberg: 😧
Man writers, good. They remembered. 😄
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2:26 I made that clip on my channel
then where is it?
@@dylanle6241On his channel, duh.
I can totally understand the complete and utterly hatred of Zoidberg. Males me wish to join in on the carnage.
lol
Pretty sure he hates Zoidberg both cause he’s a lousy doctor and keeps mooching his food
maybe tone down those slurs, Hermes, before Zoidberg sues you for harassment.
I can impersonate Zoidberg pretty well.
No joke
No lie I swear.
Poor Zoidberg 😢
1:35
@@hauntedforest8821 lol
@@Saber23I see you everywhere how you doing my shia bro its been a while since our spat.
Zoidberg is one of the two punching bag characters from animated shows I actually really feel bad for
He probably has the biggest heart of them all, even over Fry.