I've seen videos of all kinds of new age healing techniques and most of them boil down to waving hands while spouting platitudes. Blah blah blah energy!
That reminds me of my little daughter, when she used a stethoscope on her grandfathers knee and after a thorough examination, with full confidence said: You have a fever.
I like how she visibly changes the direction of her ‘stethoscope’ and we’re all just meant to believe it changed from clockwise rotation to back and forth by itself
I literally just went back and she totally changes it on purpose, not even smoothly too. Damn. Still relaxing though I guess, nothing but placebo affect for the person getting it done
"Now I'm going to reach into your pocket chakra and take your money. The pocket chakra grounds my bank account which connects me to the consumer goods i wish to purchase."
The thing about John Butler is that unlike this, he actually shares some wholesome, useful - all be it obscure - wisdom. He’s not peddling an agenda. He’s not trying to take anyone’s money. He’s just trying to help people become more spiritual, or at the least more at peace with themselves and more receptive to the simple yet ecstatic beauty around us. Whether you’re religious or not, or even into ASMR or not, John is well worth listening to. I hope he’s with us for many more years.
I know Adrian. He’s only got himself to blame for having damaged chakras. He’s a drinker you see. I would tell him…’ Adrian for fuck sake, think of your chakras’…but he wouldn’t listen. He went and compromised them. In a moment of drunken, sincere clarity he came to me for help. ‘ Help me, what can I do, I’ve ruined everything…and my chakras’. I told him all was not lost. There’s a lady, a softly spoken middle aged lady, heightened in her sensitivity. She can see what your energy centres are doing. ‘ Can she uncompromise my chakras’, he asked in a panic. Let’s hope so, I replied. Let’s hope so.
When she's doing the healing and God is working through her, about 50% of patients will experience a sensation of peace, a sensation of healing, or a sensation that someone is touching them, even when her hands are not on them. The other 50% will experience the same sensations within 24 hours of the healing.
I’m going to use a pendulum and different colour chakras indicate what mood you are in …oh dear we’ve established your chakra is navy , this indicates you are ready for war. My condolences it’s always a shame when I lose someone on my table .
I like to imagine that this is essentially paying for some sort of eccentric ASMR/personal attention which relaxes you. It’s still fucked that they claim all this healing bs but the ASMR makes for a wonderful placebo and is therefore a decent service in itself.
that's exactly it. my neighbour once performed reiki on me because i was anxious depressed teen. it was all bs but the calm voice, scent of incense and ambient sounds helped me relax. she still believes in reiki which is sweet because her voice was really soothing and it helps others in an indirect harmless way.
It’s almost as if Loopz has somehow tapped into my personal ASMR catalogue. So many of them are unintentionals that I have come across myself over the years. Sue has always been one of my favorites.
I'm dying from these comments. 😆 I love the ASMR community and I have a whole library of my favorite "melatonin" videos, but the best part is always the comment section. You guys are hilarious.
I actually did a reki session, it was free, at the mall once. I actually did feel some warm energy coming from the "healer." It was very calming and relaxing. I actually thought about paying for a long session, not because I needed healing, it was just very relaxing.
A friend did some training in this type of healing. I wasn't interested but she kept offering me a short session (free) to see if it would help me feel better. Eventually I agreed - an unbeliever. Afterwards I felt so much better in myself which isn't explained by me having had a rest while sitting still. I didn't expect to feel any different.
The placebo effect should not be underestimated. It works better than some medications, and even has an effect when you know you're being given a placebo.
She departs the energy clinic from an unassuming door protruding from the basement beneath Mario’s Pizza and Hoagies. She turns and locks the door, stiffening and pulling her collar higher around her neck to shield her from the nights chill. Lonely but satisfied she utters below a short breath: “I worked hard today, I deserve a little treat.” She then quips to herself with a silent grin: “Yes sir.” Her Honda roars to life, she navigates the small parking lot and suddenly takes a left instead of the usual right, after a minute or so the Quick Stop liquors neon sign gleams in the distance, and her chakras will soon be fogged.
@@cry_now_laugh_later while the way she goes about it is B.S, MILLIONS of ppl believe in chi and chakras many buddhists and hindu's believe in this in one form or another, but i doubt they practice it like this, most of it can be dealt with thru meditating and healthy and good living..
Assessing the triangles that we call triangles, while keeping your hands out so I can putapitapapah on em which is lovely ty, while needing a Navy suit for war✌✌✌🤣
Just a tiny tiny bit in her defense.. Some people actually get better by using placebos. The mind is special. A lot of physical problems can be caused by the psychological problems a person has. If this makes them relax and believe that they feel better the tension in the body might decrease and that might help.
It should be noted that a placebo largely make you FEEL better. It doesn't actually improve your health. A few studies in 2018 found that when a group of insomniacs took a placebo, it made them think they had a better sleep schedule but nothing had changed. This can be dangerous if they just stopped there and didn't decide to treat the actual problem. Placebos work based on perception, they stop working when the issue isn't dependent on it.
its fine if people arent paying for it, but a lot of these people do it for money and thats when its a problem bc youre being lied to about something you're paying for. a massage will probably give you the same kind of positive effect as one of these sessions but you wont be lied to about what youre getting. placebo is definetly effective but it can be done immorally
@@BlisaBLisa Yea I only said a tiny tiny bit. 99.9% it is just a scam. And you would not believe how much they take per session.. But even worse the amount of people that fall for it. Can't feel sorry for them idiots
@@marshmalone3429 Really?? You're saying this nonsense line was so funny to you that it's going to keep you from falling asleep? wtf is wrong with you ppl?
Now that I’ve re-watched this video and actually paid attention besides reading the HILARIOUS comments, the way she is going about it with her hands reminds me of the Alexander Technique video.
She forgot to check his leg length. One leg is clearly one thirty-second of an inch longer than the other. Better call Saul (Shaye). Have a wonderful response
I watch this very frequently because it’s so relaxing, but I never stopped to read the comments. They did not disappoint lol. But now I’m laughing too hard to fall asleep! 😂
She didn’t confirm the unevenness and evenness of his legs before and after the session during assessment. That’s just professional negligence. Really tans my root chakras!
He didn't give me a comprehensive list of all his medical ailments, I see no red face or the mentioning of sandwich breath either. She better offer him a banana at the end.... #asmr #ifyouknowyouknow
Thanks for posting. This is one of my ASMR staples. I understand why viewers can’t resist burning her, but she’s actually a sweet and guileless person.
Her voice is so peaceful. The background magic is so light and pleasant, very relaxing. Everything she’s doing is so clearly utter nonsense and she’s not actually doing anything at all, but it’s still so relaxing to listen to. The more BS the “remedy” is, the better the ASMR
So like, she starts swinging the pendulum in a circle then makes a VERY OBVIOUS effort to stop it swinging in a circle and says "Woops all your chakras are blocked"
I made quite a few of these pendulum's out of floss and paper clips and have them hanging in my front doorway if they move any way besides clockwise I call out sick for work
Lying down on a table while someone performs a gentle mime act around your body is probably quite relaxing.
This comment had my laughing randomly for days
@-_-brutus-_-kooks
😂😂
Keyword "act".
Fifty bucks and I’ll do one to you from here.
FINALLY, my favorite comfort asmr video on a soothing loop. I absolutely love falling asleep to the sound of crackpots and Sue is top tier
🤣🤣
@Braun_Dzign BFF
@@samconstantinou2335 Jesus christ, take it down like 6 notches
@@samconstantinou2335 cool
I've seen videos of all kinds of new age healing techniques and most of them boil down to waving hands while spouting platitudes. Blah blah blah energy!
That reminds me of my little daughter, when she used a stethoscope on her grandfathers knee and after a thorough examination, with full confidence said: You have a fever.
😂
😂
She probably gave a better diagnosis than this lady here.
Still a better and more realistic assessment than this woman
This comment is amazing 😂 I’m trying to hold in my laughter while hubby sleeps beside me 🤭
It started spinning clockwise again around his wallet.
She rotated her wrist around his ankle to get it to spin 😂
😂😂 Lovely 👍
I think the piece at the end reads credit cards
😂😂🤜🤛
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I like how she visibly changes the direction of her ‘stethoscope’ and we’re all just meant to believe it changed from clockwise rotation to back and forth by itself
That wasn't even smooth as it was completely visible that she did that. This complete bs does put me to sleep though.
I literally just went back and she totally changes it on purpose, not even smoothly too. Damn. Still relaxing though I guess, nothing but placebo affect for the person getting it done
It was the chakra energy that made her rotate her hand in the opposite direction tho
I came here to make this very comment.
What's crazy is if it was just them she wouldn't have to do anything cuz his eyes are closed.
"Now I'm going to reach into your pocket chakra and take your money. The pocket chakra grounds my bank account which connects me to the consumer goods i wish to purchase."
Omg, you made me spit out my drink 😂😂
@@swizzelbc7840 grrrrr me. FFX 5rrrr,,,,,,r,,r,
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Technically this service is rendered for free and this video is being filmed at a hospital.
😭😭😭
"Close your chakras real tight, like you've got soap in em"
Fight, fight, fight
Lmao great comment
Holy shit. Made my day, thank you haha
I apologize for my chakra breath
@@dekudude8888 I used to grow up on a farm.
He was a quiet man...an artist...a craftsman...but his chakras were compromised
This comment made me laugh out loud in my dark bedroom at midnight 😂
The thing about John Butler is that unlike this, he actually shares some wholesome, useful - all be it obscure - wisdom. He’s not peddling an agenda. He’s not trying to take anyone’s money. He’s just trying to help people become more spiritual, or at the least more at peace with themselves and more receptive to the simple yet ecstatic beauty around us.
Whether you’re religious or not, or even into ASMR or not, John is well worth listening to.
I hope he’s with us for many more years.
Sounds like the start of an anime where the last hero was either corrupted or failed to stop the big bad.
I know Adrian. He’s only got himself to blame for having damaged chakras. He’s a drinker you see. I would tell him…’ Adrian for fuck sake, think of your chakras’…but he wouldn’t listen. He went and compromised them. In a moment of drunken, sincere clarity he came to me for help. ‘ Help me, what can I do, I’ve ruined everything…and my chakras’.
I told him all was not lost. There’s a lady, a softly spoken middle aged lady, heightened in her sensitivity. She can see what your energy centres are doing. ‘ Can she uncompromise my chakras’, he asked in a panic. Let’s hope so, I replied. Let’s hope so.
I feel like my chakras are always compromised
As soon as I realized that this lady was not taking notes on a clipboard I knew she was a fraud
Also, she didn't notice that one leg was longer than the other
Dudes! Spot on! And doesn't have terrible tie flavors/ big hair!
Saul Shaye concurs.
And solving an invisible rubix cube
No paper towels on the table. Crazy dangerous.
When she's doing the healing and God is working through her, about 50% of patients will experience a sensation of peace, a sensation of healing, or a sensation that someone is touching them, even when her hands are not on them. The other 50% will experience the same sensations within 24 hours of the healing.
You don’t honestly believe that any of this is real right?
@@Theproclaimed Lol no - i was quoting another one of these sham "healers" from a different unintentional asmr video
@@Snarfdiska 😅
See, that's why we leave the shoes on.
Clearly we can see that his legs are not aligned! The rigth leg is longer of 1/32 of an inch
“As I check your chakras, Forgive my sandwich breath”
Neither of them got red in the face. Total scam
Don't forget the lid lag.
Chevrolet, Zebra, Honesty
Cameraman is in the chakra blast zone
Right on that knuckle.
“Let your chakra go lovely and floppy”
To dangerous to let off its leash
Burst out laughing! Great reference pal
I got the reference!!!!
Loovly and floppy
Well based on your advice, I'm not sure you're at the right place. Here, you can witness real medicinal practice.
"Please remain seated until the chakra has come to a complete stop, and the captain has turned off the chakra sign".
This is the comment that got me 😭😭😭
Lol...my question was doesn't his Chakra blow away when he steps outside...:)
I’m going to use a pendulum and different colour chakras indicate what mood you are in …oh dear we’ve established your chakra is navy , this indicates you are ready for war. My condolences it’s always a shame when I lose someone on my table .
Mine is red and yellow with a hammer and sickle, what does this mean?
@@eternal_grief7223 do not sweat the details comrade
Eh... Too hammy.
Hilarious that pay for this scam, 🤣
A navy suit for war
I don’t care that this is bullsh*t, it is relaxing af
For me the more bs it our the better for some reason... probably related to falling asleep in church as a kid
@@stevesavage4247 🤣🤣
@@stevesavage4247 lmao same
yea nobody does. thats the point. you dont have to subscribe to the goofiness that's going on in the video, the point is, it's relaxing.
@@stevesavage4247 A Beautiful Mind over here. As a child, able to process and understand sunday sermons about 2,000 yr old text! boy genius
I like to imagine that this is essentially paying for some sort of eccentric ASMR/personal attention which relaxes you. It’s still fucked that they claim all this healing bs but the ASMR makes for a wonderful placebo and is therefore a decent service in itself.
Big fax what it likely is for most people. Still would be nice though.
that's exactly it. my neighbour once performed reiki on me because i was anxious depressed teen. it was all bs but the calm voice, scent of incense and ambient sounds helped me relax. she still believes in reiki which is sweet because her voice was really soothing and it helps others in an indirect harmless way.
That's kind of the point I guess
Their insistence that it works is what makes the ASMR imo. Otherwise it’s just play acting and meh
I love how theres a real world out there where real things are happening and some people are doing this shit
Waving your hands over people is as real as it gets! Gotta check those Chakras, maaaaaan!
50% of my patients say it works 100% of time.
And his right leg is about a 32nd of an inch shorter from what I can see
She’s checked the lymphatic system, the nervous system. The tendons, the bladder, the sinuses, the nasal system…
@@gialicious1091 🤣🤣🤣
It takes a certain kind of person to know where this is from lolol
No no. His leg grew 50 inches after this session and 100% of patients paid at least $32/half-hour.
@@gialicious1091 …the body system and you’ll feel a sense of love.
It's amazing that she can feel all those things he told her in advance he was experiencing! 🤯
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“Yeah that’s so crazy. All the places you said that bothered you earlier, are actually blocked! I can feel it.”
She’s psychic obviously
I'm feeling a compromised energy field in the goatee chakra.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 this got me laughing so much.
Oh. My.
'Oh you're feeling really relaxed, that must be all the work I'm doing on your chakras.'
'well it might be ASMR'
'No, no. It's the chakras, trust me'
It’s almost as if Loopz has somehow tapped into my personal ASMR catalogue. So many of them are unintentionals that I have come across myself over the years. Sue has always been one of my favorites.
you're catching on. Gonna hafta zap that memory Men-In-Black Style hahaha
@@ASMRLoopz
Do you take suggestions? Referrals?
I may have one for you…
@@robertmcdannold3757 of course! you can email me at asmrloopz@gmail or drop the link and timestamp here. Thanks!
Me as a 5 year old pretending to play Doctor
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am ☠ but this so true
VooDoo
Amazing vocabulary for a 5 year old. You're going places.
I'm dying from these comments. 😆 I love the ASMR community and I have a whole library of my favorite "melatonin" videos, but the best part is always the comment section. You guys are hilarious.
Dude couldn't leave his socks on?
@@zephead4835 The video cuts off as he pulls his shorts down.
@@mywifesboyfriend5558😂😂😂
This is some high quality quackery
I actually did a reki session, it was free, at the mall once. I actually did feel some warm energy coming from the "healer." It was very calming and relaxing. I actually thought about paying for a long session, not because I needed healing, it was just very relaxing.
This is 100% pure bovine scatology. Very relaxing nonetheless.
....and that is the point my friend 😉
Takes a scat brain to fall for the scatology, just sad how many people believe in this scat
😂😂😂😂😂
He's a Scatman!
Skibby Bibby bop doop bibby bop!
@@mywifesboyfriend5558 If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman
I like how you can see her change how her hands moves to adjust the pendulum.
It’s God working through her hand. 😇
Make sure to drink plenty of water after watching this video.
@@Jay-786 honestly can’t tell if that is satire or not.
@@knightgale2120 it’s a reference to a similar video
@@thelearicist ty
@learicist good lord I just noticed it's from that public access show, the fucking have a nice response cyropractor dude.
I love the asmr community how we have our little inside jokes in the comments 😂❤️
its pretty great
About 50% of us get the reference right away, but most of us will get it within 24 hours.
we all have a wonderful response
@@derp195 That was exceptional. A+ for you.
Such as:
"Theres a series of triagles which I call it triagles"!!!!
A friend did some training in this type of healing. I wasn't interested but she kept offering me a short session (free) to see if it would help me feel better. Eventually I agreed - an unbeliever. Afterwards I felt so much better in myself which isn't explained by me having had a rest while sitting still. I didn't expect to feel any different.
The placebo effect should not be underestimated. It works better than some medications, and even has an effect when you know you're being given a placebo.
@RespectTheSpirits I remember when asmr videos were the last place on UA-cam where people were really nice in the comments section.
I heard that 50% of people don't feel anything... at the time.
#ifyouknowyouknow
Youre left foot was about 1/4 of a inch shorter and now they’re even
Dont forget you might feel like someone is holding your feet
But they will feel it if their neck is free.
She needs a roll of paper towels and a clipboard
@@booniebuilt6971 can't believe I missed it... hahaha
She departs the energy clinic from an unassuming door protruding from the basement beneath Mario’s Pizza and Hoagies. She turns and locks the door, stiffening and pulling her collar higher around her neck to shield her from the nights chill. Lonely but satisfied she utters below a short breath:
“I worked hard today, I deserve a little treat.”
She then quips to herself with a silent grin:
“Yes sir.”
Her Honda roars to life, she navigates the small parking lot and suddenly takes a left instead of the usual right, after a minute or so the Quick Stop liquors neon sign gleams in the distance, and her chakras will soon be fogged.
🤣😂🤣 dang it that was good
Finish this novel and let us know where we can read it.
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Like reading Shakespeare ✍️ amazing work sir
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"Now remember, even if nothing feels or gets better in any way whatsoever, it doesn't mean that the treatment isn't working."
😆 Lmfao
Oh wow that’s so interesting! Now, how much is this gonna cost me, again?
We just gotta do some triangles to perk things up
This lady’s voice is so relaxing
"You can use a necklace, you can use a paperclip on a piece of dental floss."
I mean, she's not wrong.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s like a dowsing rod but for auras. Kinda neat actually
Throw in a Bobby pin and Let’s Make a Deal
she probably stole the idea with the dental floss and paper clip from MacGyver 😊
Sooo.. every chakra point is blocked except his left ankle?
Neji hit him with gentle fists
Left ankle = brain fog
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It's the opposite of the Achilles' Heel. So...what would that be, now?.......
....any takers?
@@natowarsawpact9835 naw he hit em with the 64 palms
Absolutely love her voice
His legs look to be two different lengths.
Only by 1/32nd of an inch though
Should’ve made him keep his shoes on for verification
😂😂😂 You know you're in deep when you understand obscure unintentional asmr video references.
Yeah, I could tell that just watching the video from here.
@@ABarbato3 but it looks like his legs are uneven. And by more than 1/32 inch.
Anyone else watch this at 0.75 speed?
Ps adore this community. The comments here are *chef's kiss*
Yes, that's how I always listen to it
Can we talk about how she legit moved her hand slightly as to change the rocks direction 🤷🏻♀️
We don’t have to we know it’s BS because only an idiot would believe this crap
Yes we can talk about it and how it didn't happen.
“My hand is moving with the energy. I’m not moving my hand.”
ScIeNcE
Exactly! I actually laughed when I saw it. But it does make me chuckle if these saps believe it
@@cry_now_laugh_later while the way she goes about it is B.S, MILLIONS of ppl believe in chi and chakras many buddhists and hindu's believe in this in one form or another, but i doubt they practice it like this, most of it can be dealt with thru meditating and healthy and good living..
"So through your whole body there's a sense of a kinda prickly feeling" as she passes her hands directly over his crotch. Smooth one, Sue.
It wasn't a balloon that she was thinking about rubbing with her hands, but give her credit for saying it with a straight face.
@@1Benjamin1000 lol😏
Keep away from Run Around Sue.
I noticed that, also that "solar chakra" scan, her thumb looked like it was wanting to check something else
@@shawnvague7253 that's hot 🎉
I love the hand scan
She's following the guidelines. Lovely little guide lines. And it's effort less!
I get this joke!
Hahahahaha!!
Oh gosh...why do I understand all the ASMR memes xD []
*effort less
“Let the neck be free.”
Needs more triangles
Assessing the triangles that we call triangles, while keeping your hands out so I can putapitapapah on em which is lovely ty, while needing a Navy suit for war✌✌✌🤣
@@Castle085 don’t forget to apologize for that sandwich breath, very unprofessional ;)
And widening of the shoulders!
Chakras were never meant to be triangular
@@dnb3810 Square 🙌 Like a good field.
Just a tiny tiny bit in her defense.. Some people actually get better by using placebos. The mind is special. A lot of physical problems can be caused by the psychological problems a person has. If this makes them relax and believe that they feel better the tension in the body might decrease and that might help.
Oh ok lying is fine if it makes someone feel temporarily better and causes them to avoid actual effective treatment. Good to know!
It should be noted that a placebo largely make you FEEL better. It doesn't actually improve your health. A few studies in 2018 found that when a group of insomniacs took a placebo, it made them think they had a better sleep schedule but nothing had changed. This can be dangerous if they just stopped there and didn't decide to treat the actual problem.
Placebos work based on perception, they stop working when the issue isn't dependent on it.
@@hyperion3145 True.
its fine if people arent paying for it, but a lot of these people do it for money and thats when its a problem bc youre being lied to about something you're paying for. a massage will probably give you the same kind of positive effect as one of these sessions but you wont be lied to about what youre getting. placebo is definetly effective but it can be done immorally
@@BlisaBLisa Yea I only said a tiny tiny bit. 99.9% it is just a scam. And you would not believe how much they take per session.. But even worse the amount of people that fall for it. Can't feel sorry for them idiots
A paper clip on a piece of dental floss. Ah yes, the height of medical innovation. Science truly is a wonder.
I hope he is open and willing to receive the healing.
God is working through me.
@@thekidfromiowa 🤣🤣🤣
Only if he drinks plenty of water
@@maxshep2829 😆🤦♂️
@@thekidfromiowa Gawd? 😆🤦♂️
YESSSSS..I'm in bed at 12.21am not sleeping, THANK YOU FOR THIS ❤
"This is your throat chakra, it's your area of communication"
-nO Sh*T sHeRLOcK
no that's your asshole chakra
Most of her healing is done over the phone.
And for $5 per minute.
So do Jamaican physics and this is just as nonsensical
No triangles? No weird ties, or wishing people a wonderful response?
This is the real deal, folks!
Thank you so much for this one!! Been one of my favorite for a while but you've made it so much easier to enjoy!!! 💯
His chin beard chakra is giving strong y2k vibes... better reassess
I'm going to give you sugar pills, which are my version of antibiotics.
Crystals are the Medication of the chakras
Imagine if guy sat up real quick and screamed Aaaghhhhhhh!
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No reason this should’ve made me laugh as hard as it did. Now I’m going to have trouble falling asleep again.
not funny
@@marshmalone3429 Really?? You're saying this nonsense line was so funny to you that it's going to keep you from falling asleep? wtf is wrong with you ppl?
If you want to relax and get some ASMR from this video don't read the comments. You'll spend the night laughing too much 😂😂
They are genius. Seriously, it's one of the funniest comment sections on YT.
Asmr loopz comment section is god tier
Now that I’ve re-watched this video and actually paid attention besides reading the HILARIOUS comments, the way she is going about it with her hands reminds me of the Alexander Technique video.
She forgot to check his leg length. One leg is clearly one thirty-second of an inch longer than the other. Better call Saul (Shaye). Have a wonderful response
Man I love the inside ASMR community jokes!
This is some premium twaddle-peddling.
Your chakras sound blocked
I watch this very frequently because it’s so relaxing, but I never stopped to read the comments. They did not disappoint lol. But now I’m laughing too hard to fall asleep! 😂
"now the pendulum is spinning in a clockwise motion" You can literally see her hand moving in rotation to get the pendulum going in that rotation
How fortunate that the sides of his energy field doesn't extend out on his sides like it does above him. It fits nicely in the tiny room.
Yes!!! I love this one! Thanks for putting it up!
This is like the best circle talking I’ve seen hahaha
She didn’t confirm the unevenness and evenness of his legs before and after the session during assessment. That’s just professional negligence. Really tans my root chakras!
Wonderful every time I fell asleep I was woken up by a blasting mid-roll advertisement
Dunno about ios, but on android you can put adblockers on mobile browsers. That works with youtube's mobile site.
She was awfully close to his “root” chakra there…. 🤔
I hate you.
Ok
I know she's old but if she got close to my root chakra, I probably wouldn't complain.
His root is getting prickly tingles 🤣
This is definitely awakening something in my root chakra, doctor...
Whoever put the ad breaks in this video deserves to have all their chakras blocked!
I'm glad I have Premium. Of course there's other options for bypassing ads.
I love how you can see her moving the chain
This is one of best ASMR videos ever!
(looking at this dude's tiny goattee)
"it was your face"
That is a terrible facial abomination and needs to disappear now.
Goatees in my country are called "talking cunts"
That's a superfluous eye brow
'Your chakras are blocked, but that's nothing to be concerned about... because I'm a complete nutjob!'
I did some healing with your endocrine chakra. I did some healing witchur lymphatic chakra.
😂
Incredibly relaxing 😌
I'm only half way through and I can't wait to see if he can have bananas.
the groundhog day of asmr videos, nice.
After experiencing that I would’ve paid her with chakra money
Witch is my version of real money
This was also filmed at the magical Connecticut Airport Hotel.
But did he feel someone holding his feet, even when nobody was touching him?
No, just his wallet.
He's like, this is the worst brothel I've ever been to. Lol.
He didn't give me a comprehensive list of all his medical ailments, I see no red face or the mentioning of sandwich breath either. She better offer him a banana at the end.... #asmr #ifyouknowyouknow
Couldn’t even tell if his legs were at different length
wonder why he didn't choose to go with his periwinkle polo and grape summer shorts?
@@PacificPier he's no Katherine!!
One for diabetes, one for high blood pressure, two for high blood pressure, and one for thyroid! 🤣
He’s upset because he never found his navy suit for war… 😔
He’s harder than the rock on the chain
Must be that prickly feeling she spoke of
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:50
This is actually a relaxing video but I made the mistake of reading the comments and now I'm laughing my a** off...
Same. It was worth it 😁
Thanks for posting. This is one of my ASMR staples. I understand why viewers can’t resist burning her, but she’s actually a sweet and guileless person.
That guy’s root chakra is huge.
It’s clear why she chose him for this demonstration.
"The energy is prickily near your root chakra."
She's never met him before and he hasn't met her. #ifyouknowyouknow
But you know his name is Rick!!
Goatee Guy vs Rick: The Heal Off of the century
Her voice is so peaceful. The background magic is so light and pleasant, very relaxing.
Everything she’s doing is so clearly utter nonsense and she’s not actually doing anything at all, but it’s still so relaxing to listen to. The more BS the “remedy” is, the better the ASMR
Aaaah yes... The good old rock on a string tool. The true choice of a professionel
Why do I wanna see a crossover with all of the quacks teaming up like the Avengers? 🤣
So like, she starts swinging the pendulum in a circle then makes a VERY OBVIOUS effort to stop it swinging in a circle and says "Woops all your chakras are blocked"
7:30 the pendulum is clearly going in a circle which means it's fine then....wait... Oh like magic it's actually swinging across which is bad 🤣
Great ASMR. And Charlatan Sue can't censor comments calling her out on her BS.
Exactly, on the original video when ppl we're calling her out she shut that down real quick 🙄
@@Castle085 Lmao I saw that 🤣 so glad this ones been uploaded hahaha
@@Castle085 I was watching the original first and was sad the comments were off. Was not disappointed on this one.
That energy mumbo jumbo made me sleepy
She didn't even check his leg length or do the triangles that we call triangles.
I was a HUGE fan of Third Eye Brow in college
This lady is a hero.
I have added a paper clip with floss tied to it as part of my daily necessities.
I made quite a few of these pendulum's out of floss and paper clips and have them hanging in my front doorway if they move any way besides clockwise I call out sick for work
Damn I was using my device to play with 🐈⬛... damn!
@@sixpenske1940I literally laughed out loud!
"I call this the 'McDonalds' technique, as you'll feel great for 30 seconds before the depression about what you've just done sets in"
The bubble guts are just the healing at work.