Son, everything the light touches...is our kingdom. But a king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
You guys seriously have no idea how much these videos mean to someone after recently losing their dad at the early stages of adulthood. These make me smile so much..
That's really refreshing to hear - I get that it becomes hard to react genuinely if you've heard it fifty times that day (worked as a grocery cashier for a few years - I get it), but really, dads and their jokes are precious things and they deserve to be appreciated.
@@ahmadsajid4903 100% wrong. This music plays over the teaser trailer for Interstellar and is indeed produced by Hans Zimmer. It's titled "First Step". Edit: DARK is amazing, however. One of the best shows I've ever watched.
Literally made me cry, I’m so thankful to still have a mom and a dad, even if I’m only 17. I don’t want my dad to die, I’m just a kid who wants his model forever, I see myself becoming like him everyday, I’m so proud of me. Knowing he is like me makes him the only person I can fully trust/rely to. Tell your dad you love him before it’s to late, enjoy those moments together and if you’re far from him for any reason, remember you only have 1 dad and you will surely regret it.
Ugh, I still cringe in memory of the time I did the same. He kind of took it well at least, while explaining what he thought went wrong about the food, but it still haunts me randomly at night years later.
I like the interstellar reference... Also: **clock ticking in the background, no time for caution start playing* Endurance is hitting stratosphere.. Any Interstellar fan here you guys keep up the scrip..
that's weirdly accurate , I'm 19 , and my relation with my dad was never any good , I uesd to hate him bcoz of his deeds , and I started to slowly hating everything about him ,now even before I'm turning 20 I realize he was right at everything , he is a great father , and it's not easy to be a good father I reckon
@@MuhammadIrfan-d7ilove hearing you gain recognition of the sacrifices made by the man whose balls you came shooting out of. I bet he’s proud of u sonny boy
If you haven't seen their other video of him changing his outfit and becoming a dad it's really worth seeing, even better than this one. ua-cam.com/users/shortsikDc_PiXMjg?feature=share
@@jcamille05 I’m sorry you have to deal with that. And the worst part is that you want the tip, but you just KNOW no matter how sincere you try to be, your fake “ha ha” isn’t fooling anyone, meanwhile, uncle Jim over there thinks he’s the next Chris Rock.
there is no better thing to find out as a grown man that you are very like your dad... the man who rise you to be the man you are today. im very proud, i love my dad and hope to be a better version of the man he is.
My dad always used to pull the one where when the waiter came with the bill he would look confused and say to me or my sister (we were prolly 12 years old at time) I thought you were getting this one.
Being young is wanting to be nothing like your father. Getting older is realizing the old man did the best he could, and that is something we all aspire to be.
As a teenager I thought my dad was so lame. I’m 37 now and I recognize it would be an honor to be compared to my dad. He’s 72 spent the last two summers remodeling two of my siblings homes, then my sister decided she wanted to build a home so he volunteered to do that also. All the while tending and harvesting his gigantic garden, harvesting a massive orchard, making tons of homemade syrups, apple sauces, jams, cider, etc. then just giving it away to us kids and his neighbors. Still finding time to build two beautiful custom doll cradles for some less well off families at church for Christmas. All the while plowing most of his neighbors driveways after a snowstorm! I hope I’m physically capable of being my dad when I get to 72, and selfless enough to make those sacrifices. What a freakin cool guy! Not to mention all the exceptional dad jokes!
As I get older, I realize I’m turning into my dad. Which is great because he’s an amazing man and a wonderful person. Be like the person you respect, people
It's a good sign of the person making jokes PG and respectable. It just makes a great father/grandfather figure. While those who keep it vulgar and distasteful in front of kids never really grew up themselves and earn much less respect. I love me pops but, hoping my trajectory isn't going to make me be like him 😅
"It was alright, I had one issue though" "Oh, ok, what was that?" "I finished it" Makes every waitress/waiter instantly hate you more then they have ever hated anyone 😂😂😂
@@Khantra I can see why people can find it annoying but it's always good to take it in good faith and assume their just trying to fool around and not be rude or fasicous.
I’d be honored if I turned out anything like my dad did. At 77 years old he was one of the coolest guys I knew. I miss you dad 🙏 February 19, 2022 Edit: I’d like to thank everyone for your kind words, even though none of you personally know me or knew my dad your words do mean a lot. Thank you 🙏
Im 55 and lost my Dad 34 years ago and try every day to be like he was and to make him proud still and even tell my grandkids all about him. Never get over it, just get used to it.
Can confirm. I hear this at least twice a week as a server. Other big one is actually a mom joke when they order unsweet tea... "would you like a sugar caddy?" "Nah, I'm sweet enough" then how about a lemon you sour joke telling...
"Can I get you anything else?"
"Yeah. A million dollars."
🤣🤣🤣
Thats something a 8 year old would say... not a dad
@@davidpaterna6663 you must be new here. Welcome to life.
@@davidpaterna6663 Just came out of the forest I see.
@@davidpaterna6663chill out daddy
The simultaneous “wheeze laugh” to confirm his final transformation into his father.
Reminds of when Bob appears in the mirror in Twin peaks
My kids tell me I’m turning into Grandpa…
LOL Yes!
Not the wheezing laugh!!
Really put the cherry on top 😂
My grandpa:
“I don’t know.. I didn’t have everything”.
hey
He is the goat
😂
I'm using that one!
LMAOOOOOOO
"So, sir, how did you find your steak?"
"Well, I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was" 😂
Awesome
@@trigonometrisk I am so using that!! My girlfriend is gonna hate it - I'm laughing already 😂
@@TimMcKnight🙏🙏🙏
I like that one 😂😂😂
that one slapped 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I woulda licked the plate but my wife wouldn’t let me” -my dad and then me in like 10 years
1k likes and no comments? Let me fix that
Lol I still do it regardless of what anyone says
After just 1.4 hours on Miller's planet XD
You aren’t gonna get a wife
@@lakibu4399"Snap back to reality"
“I don’t know, I haven’t tried everything.”
Gold
I wanna like it but I can't...
Simple
But smh never heard this one lol
Nooooo....
"They wouldn't let me try theirs!" - My dad
"Hey can you pass me the salt?"
"NOPE"
*laughs and pass the salt*
«Yes, I can.»
*Doesn’t* *pass* *the* *salt*
Got me good with that one lol
I do this 😂
I do that too often
... wait I do that lol
After you lose your dad, the similarities you see in yourself become the most beautiful reminder that they live on through you.
I never really knew my dad, I wonder what I got
@@javelinphotographyMaybe your finest qualities that you've made your own through your own life?
@@ciboria1my dad was not good …. Forget him
I hope I don’t end up like my dad.
Whenever I lose my temper or get angry super fast I know its from me pa.
Dad: "Embrace it... there's no fighting this."
Dad: yessss, join the Dad side
Without context this sounds pretty weird ngl.
STAR WAR
My thoughts exactly
Do not go gentle into that goodnight. Rage, rage, rage
His dad's like:
"It is time my son."
Dale Earnhardt. ;(
Let's make this 666
@@souvikchatterjee3450 and they did...
Son, everything the light touches...is our kingdom. But a king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
@@andrewlai372 Did you memorize the script?
Dads before looking at the bill:
"What's the damage?"
It's like when your life flashes before your eyes but it's just the hours at work to cover the bill.
@@garychief2338 looks like this meal cost me 3h 15m of work. I def do that 😅
Honestly I can't relate. We don't have restaurants here and we catch and cook everything ourselves.
@@kokujin5446 where do you live? Sounds like a nice simple life 👌
🤣 I say that. -32 year old dad
You guys seriously have no idea how much these videos mean to someone after recently losing their dad at the early stages of adulthood. These make me smile so much..
He’s flying high right now and know that he loves you
@@Strawberry-557 This is so beautiful ❤
PSA: why let billions and trillions of animals die horribly every year for their corpses, when we just choose a plant-based?
I’m 26 I lost mine to cancer 1.5 yrs ago too… 🥺 sending love!
These videos make me miss my dad. Thankfully, he doesn't have to live in pain anymore.
"Oh the snack was great, but when will we get lunch?"
Lol
Yes! 👌🏿👏🏿
Proceeds to lie on the table ," dig in " 😂😂😂
*After a 5 course meal*
"What delicious appetizers! 😄"
After leaving the buffet... "whos up for a tall stack of dried pancakes"
"Can I get you anything else?"
"Somebody else to pay for it."
hahahahhahaaaaaaaaa
😭😭
We love jokes that save us money lmao
Jesus loves you ;;;
@@bennette.7033 I know👍😁
Hahahahahahaha
The Music, the Evil Lighting, the Dad Jokes...
"This is a truly immaculate short"
Looks like it took the whole day to film
I love how the dad looks like a god-level architect creating his next masterpiece.
I think he did
ngl they kinda remind me of Ego and Starlord:')
This IS his masterpiece 😩
Like in the Matrix.
The most perfect thing He could create : to model someone who once hated him( the rebel teenage phase)... to be become him
The waitress just standing there while he’s having an existential crisis like: 👁👄👁
Ok
WOMEN ☕️
Gotta appreciate how one eye was on a different enter space for me.
@@commentor4785 *laughter*
Her eye fell
"sorry for your wait"
"I didn't think I was that fat"
That's my grandpa's classic lol
That's honestly brilliant 😂
Alright, now that's surpassing dad jokes, that one is legitimately really good.
@@featheryfemme Of course. It's a granddad joke.
😂😂😂 savage
I'm stealing that joke with all credit going to gramps
The lighting on dad ... chef's kiss 👌
My thoughts exactly!!
Gotta love the classics like:
"How'd you find your food?"
"I looked at the plate and there it was!"
@Ginah halu🇫🇷 u a bot nigga
@Ginah halu🇫🇷 bot
1000th like
@@vekzibtw dang
Lol, actually rolled my eyes to the ceiling after that one! 😂
I never react that way haha
As a waiter, I actually appreciate dad jokes
As a non-paid waiter, I don’t appreciate dad jokes
@Miguel Silva nah they don't speak for every waiter
Aaaah~ america even your youtube comments show capitalism
Well i hope you don't have to wait that long to hear one
That's really refreshing to hear - I get that it becomes hard to react genuinely if you've heard it fifty times that day (worked as a grocery cashier for a few years - I get it), but really, dads and their jokes are precious things and they deserve to be appreciated.
"JOIN THE DAD SIDE"
We have snowblowers and lawnmowers...
“MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!”
💀🤣
Ohhhhhh
@@z0orb How about snowmowers and lawnblowers
“The card isn’t swiping”
“Then it must be FREE”
Nobody says that
“There’s no price tag on this… so it must be free.” 🤷🏻♂️
I use that all the time in the grocery store😂....
Don't fking saybthis
This is so fking annoying as retailer
@@FunnyAsian00 you know what, I agree
"DO IT, SON"
"THE LEGACY MUST GO ON"
The dad's prophecy is true :0
Do it ..do it......
@@rajeevverma1723 gooood, gooood ...
"YES....YES......LET THE DAD JOKE FLOW THROUGH YOU!" - Darth Daddius
😂😂😂
NO!! I must resist the DAD side, i shall not be tempted by the forces of Fathers 😤
I cannot let this be
Lol Darth Daddius is only for the true sith simps
Lmao daddius 😂
"Interstellar" music leading up to corny dad joke. Hans Zimmer would approve. 👍
Thats not interstellar, that's DARK
@@ahmadsajid4903 Nah that's interstellar.
Actually I thought this was the Soundtrack of the game GRIS lol
@@ahmadsajid4903 100% wrong. This music plays over the teaser trailer for Interstellar and is indeed produced by Hans Zimmer. It's titled "First Step".
Edit: DARK is amazing, however. One of the best shows I've ever watched.
Zimmer is still around, you should ask.
Literally made me cry, I’m so thankful to still have a mom and a dad, even if I’m only 17.
I don’t want my dad to die, I’m just a kid who wants his model forever, I see myself becoming like him everyday, I’m so proud of me. Knowing he is like me makes him the only person I can fully trust/rely to. Tell your dad you love him before it’s to late, enjoy those moments together and if you’re far from him for any reason, remember you only have 1 dad and you will surely regret it.
I got the "It's terrible" joke so often serving that when someone was serious I just laughed at them and then realized they were not joking.
one time as a clueless kid i made the "its terrible" joke after everyone else complained about their food, and it embarassed everybody
Bro I love that joke. Its so overused and dumb it became funny.😂😂😂
It's the "No price tag? Must be free" of the retail world
Haha, why'd this make me laugh more than vid.
Ugh, I still cringe in memory of the time I did the same. He kind of took it well at least, while explaining what he thought went wrong about the food, but it still haunts me randomly at night years later.
"Where did this lighting come from"
From his aura
The Chad within the Dad is still strong to this day.
The cinematography is amazing
same place as the music
Can't you tell?😂
Dad: You will become me
Son: it's not possible
Dad: No, its necessary.
Its inevitable
😭So true
I like the interstellar reference...
Also: **clock ticking in the background, no time for caution start playing*
Endurance is hitting stratosphere..
Any Interstellar fan here you guys keep up the scrip..
@@FBI-Agent. tick
@@AYBID tok
“How was the food?”
“It ruined my appetite”
“Why”
“I’m full”
That's a good one!
This got me rolling lol
Hi full, I'm Dad
I don’t get it 😅
@@Bella-wp7wzbecause he ate it already and most people don't have an appetite when they are full
If I ever become a dad I can't wait for the day my wife says "honey, I'm pregnant" and I say, with tears in my eyes, "hi pregnant, I'm dad"
And then she says "No, you're not"
@@Popo_333*Postman Pat has entered the chat*
@@Popo_333 💀
@@Popo_333 “No, your brother is Dad.”
@@Popo_333 Didn't see that coming 💀
Love how it slowly turns from day to night, likely signifying the son’s transition to the dark side.
Man interstellar has some great soundtrack.
The best
@@paskalpodgorsek4488 By the very best too, Hans Zimmer
Which song off of the track is this one.
@@fanawb No time for caution ⚠ (Could definitely be cornfield chase by the extra notes though)
@@keiztrat ohhh ok.
The old, whisper-laugh caught me off guard. Hilarious.
Wheezing
@@timpetrochilos1257 🤣!
Yeet
At first I thought your pfp was the Mona lisa
@@napoleononahorse7083 This is the second time someone said that, thank you. Today, I look like a mad scientist or something.
The lighting was amazing. The evil look of pride in the dad's eyes as he snaps the glasses on to the face was pure gold.
@@judes1791 No.
Legends with the lighting man.
I love that interstellar was an epic space movie, but hans Zimmer had no right to go so damn hard on the soundtrack 😂
My dad always says "I completely lost my appetite" after finishing meals, and he NEVER fails to laugh like it's the first time he's telling that joke
Stealing this
I’ll go ahead and pick pocket this one dude. Fuckin using it TOMORROW night. Tell your old man apprish
Stealing it 😅
@@coltonbuhler7011 can you explain it?
@@kri6033 the joke?
I love how the transformation took so long that it became nighttime, and the waitress just waited patiently
I liked the waitress looking down at the lighting change that suddenly appeared below then
Well, yeah, what else are they paying her for?
Number one rule of magical girl transformation, you wait ✨
Was that a dad joke?😂
Well she's a waitress duh
The older I get the more I realize what a smart and great man my dad was.
that's weirdly accurate , I'm 19 , and my relation with my dad was never any good , I uesd to hate him bcoz of his deeds , and I started to slowly hating everything about him ,now even before I'm turning 20 I realize he was right at everything , he is a great father , and it's not easy to be a good father I reckon
@@MuhammadIrfan-d7ilove hearing you gain recognition of the sacrifices made by the man whose balls you came shooting out of. I bet he’s proud of u sonny boy
As men grow up they grow more distant with their mother but closer with their father.
My father gets smarter the older I get
He was wanted by Saudi Arabia
Lost my Dad to cancer in 2016. When I see my Father in myself, it makes me smile.
"I'm not sure, the plate came empty."
That’s what my dad says hehe!
I'm stealing this.
6th 9
You are qualified
Lmao I’ve never heard this one ☝️
“You either die young or you live long enough to see yourself become your dad” -Harvey Dent
Sad pornbots only replied.
Some people don't want to be their dads
@@prabhakaranjeyamohan4579 you made that personal lol are you okay
Or your dad leaves to get cigarettes and never comes back and that's that....
@@paulleonard7038 and that’s that! Those were some good cigarettes! I’ll tell you, my boy.
"What's happening?"
"He's beginning to believe."
His...The One
*beginning
ok gay
@@SparrowIZ why? 😂
@@darksoul_2.044 cause u are.
I'm 32 and I love getting more and more like my dad. I lost him when I was 15.
You do have moments with your dad which is great but I have never ever seen my dad since I was born.
I’m sorry to hear about your loss
My friend. I’m 33, lost my dad at 11.
I know exactly what you mean.🙏🏻
@@Kimpoy97 dats sad
@@SimonEkendahl bro dats sad
the lighting on Dad is really just top notch and elevates this piece to the next level
even the shadows from the glasses seems like the devilish type of eyebrows
@@kamzokai It makes it *chefs kiss* perfect
If you haven't seen their other video of him changing his outfit and becoming a dad it's really worth seeing, even better than this one.
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She actually waited for him to transform, a true waiter
Deserves more updoots - 12 at press time.
un like android 17 lol
@@imperfectious "12 At Press Time" is the name of my tell-all book about growing up in the Catholic Church.
@@DonaId_J_Trump scintillating
Like every anime characters 😂
The moment the shoes are the same, it’s over. You’ve crossed to the other side.
No. It’s just started.
Me and my father sometimes buy same kind of shoes but diff Colors, if the model is nice
My dad buys drip. Jordan 12s af1s etc space jam 11s
Ya, by then, you’re already two feet deep
Haha every1 wearing dem new balance now
I've always admired Dads who make their kids proud to be their offsprings.
When she was looking at both of them like wtf during their “experience” 😂😂😂
WOMEN ☕️
@@commentor4785 mysogynistic men💁♀️
@@commentor4785 sthu 🗣
@@Poland4life Women☕️
@@Harwey-lz4gp mysogynistic men 💁♀️
I lost my father last month this hits right in the heart…makes me miss my father
My condolences, friend. I can't imagine how you must feel, but it shows that you really loved him.
Im so sorry for your loss, im sure you loved him deeply
Lost my daddy in June of 21. I feel you ♥️ Im so sorry for your loss.
My condolences
My condolences.
“Can I get you something else?”
“A million dollars! Ah ha ha ha!!!”
Nooooooooo!😫
Oh God!
To me that's an uncle joke, i.e my uncle says that a lot lol
I hear it every day at work, I’m a server btw.. but the worst part is that is by the same customer every time 😫 it’s torture!!!!😫😫
@@jcamille05 I’m sorry you have to deal with that. And the worst part is that you want the tip, but you just KNOW no matter how sincere you try to be, your fake “ha ha” isn’t fooling anyone, meanwhile, uncle Jim over there thinks he’s the next Chris Rock.
@@jcamille05 next time answer “if I get that for you will you finally give me a decent tip?” Or something else just to fuck with the guy
Lost my Dad in 2009, miss him everyday. There's no one I'd rather turn into. Great post guys..
Love how they started this bit during the day and it took them so long to perfect they finished at night
kinda adds to the feel to be honest 😂
@@RoachDoggJr26 Yeah, our English teachers would tell us it's a metaphor.
It's a metaphor... he was progressively being converted to the dark side of fatherhood. Lol
That's just an effect of him realizing he's turning to the dad side
@@omarotaylor Perhaps it was a metaphor for fading into one's twilight.
I went through a whole roller coaster of emotions watching this masterpiece
Same…
Me too 😅
Same
So true ... Amazement, shock, deniable plausibility, acceptance, then complete laughter. 🤣
The waitress reacting to the light coming out of nowhere is priceless.
1.2k likes and no comments! 😮
Let me fix that 😆🤙🏼
there is no better thing to find out as a grown man that you are very like your dad... the man who rise you to be the man you are today.
im very proud, i love my dad and hope to be a better version of the man he is.
**holds card machine to ear**
"Yeah hello, can I get a loan please"
My dad always used to pull the one where when the waiter came with the bill he would look confused and say to me or my sister (we were prolly 12 years old at time) I thought you were getting this one.
Then it’s followed by a
Hoooo oh ohhh oh haaa haaa *wipes fake tear from eye* then pushes a 50 in the waitress bra strap then gets canceled
lmaoo dads are hilarious😂😭
@@fittssthat’s still a classic to this day lol
That air laugh at the end is the cherry on top 🤣🤣🤣
There can be only one!
@@johnnyrivera7665 Fight!
@@johnnyrivera7665 Fight!
😂😂😂
'wheeze' would probably have been a better way to put it lol but yes
This hits home on a whole another level. Miss you dad!
🫠
What happened?
Likewise
Miss you too son
@@86themadhatter27 😐
I would be extremely happy if I ended up like my Father. I love that man.
Anyone who ever worked in retail knows “Oh it’s not scanning” “OH It MuSt bE fReE”
Let's all give dad a clap here. He played his role PERFECTLY.
He literally didn't say a word
@@joel.ha. nor did he need to
Which one?
He raised his son PERFECTLY
The dad’s constant evil glare, the waitress’ hyperaware expression, and then the son’s sinister smile and the words… this was so perfect!
Not an evil glare
The lights 😂
Ha
I love his brother's desperate look
"are you all right?"... "No, im half left"😂
😂😂😂
Professional dad spotted
My kids hate me for this one 😂
AMAZING
lol. Y’all are funny as heck
The #1 I got as a waitress:
"Hello. How are you today?"
"Hungry."
😁🙄
hey
"Well you must be lost, then."
Well hi, hungry! I'll be your waitress today.
-- the only appropriate response
@@pretzelzetzel it's how and not who are you
Oh usually it’s hello how are you? Iced tea. Ok… my name is Ryan I’ll be taking care of you. Be right back with that tea……
"I have become dad, deployer of bad jokes"
Waitress- "Can I get you anything else?"
Dad- "No, we're good."
*Waitress puts bill on table*
Dad- "I said i didn't want anything else."
Now this is top tier.
lol I’d morph proudly
Gets a gun out
@FWMuscle "A gun? I said I didn't want anything else"
I'm now in my 50's, and all I ever hear is "OMG, that's totally something your Dad would say." And you know what? That makes me so happy.
I'm approaching 40, and my response to that is always, "Thank you."
“Your training is complete”
Being young is wanting to be nothing like your father. Getting older is realizing the old man did the best he could, and that is something we all aspire to be.
"Would you like your check?"
Dad- "No thanks, you can keep that."
450 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that
NiceeeE
“Double it and pass it to the next table”
"Your time has come my child"
- Dad
"Would you like the bill?"
"No thanks, I'm trying to cut down"
hahahaha
They asked my dad how he likes his eggs. He proceeded to cover his groin and say "intact".
Are you sure he’s your father and not your mother then?
@@jacobgeorge3398mother doesn't have eggs
@@FoxyGuyHere Alright then 📸
@@FoxyGuyHere.....bruh.
@@winniethepooh8766 That kind of eggs
I love that they shot this during both the day and night to make the transformation even more impactful 💀💀💀
It was like watching Goku transform into a super saiyan for the first time
Nah, it was all shot in one take. The unholy energies released by this transformation blotted out the sun.
@@Cryptic0013😂😂😂😂
You can tell this is such a cool dad ❤️👌🏾
Hans Zimmer really knows how to tie a scene
Hanz zimmer always will be one of most legendary OST composer EVER!!
The interstellar music in the background makes everything more dramatic and I love it
I was going to comment this😭
It’s not Interstellar, it’s actually from Battlefield 5 which does have songs that sound like interstellar lol.
@@TheMrVerse battlefield 5 was released in 2018 and Interstellar on 2014 so this song should be originally from Interstellar
@@PrimeAlfa07 it’s definitely not. I know for sure because it always played on the main menu
@@TheMrVerse ??? The cover of the track is quite literally the poster of the movie right there in the corner
The interstellar music plus the dads evil smile was just on point.. the force is strong with the minions
Exactly, this is a piece of art.
I was going for inception ending theme but this works too
Son: "I am a Jedi, like my Father before me"
Dad:"The Force runs strong in my family"
The way the dad is just sitting there nodding like some evil demon cracks me up.
“can i get you anything else”
“A winning lottery ticket”
Dad jokes
I just say ten dollars
"Can't you tell, I Hated/Ate'ed it"
My dad always use that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait what, how many of us fbi’s are there
@@Jiblits007 your brother lol
@@Jiblits007 we’ll never know….
No it doesn't mean like that, the joke is when he hated it but why he ate them all
“ Swore I’d never be like my old man… what the hell is happening that’s exactly what I am” AIC fckin rocks
As a teenager I thought my dad was so lame.
I’m 37 now and I recognize it would be an honor to be compared to my dad. He’s 72 spent the last two summers remodeling two of my siblings homes, then my sister decided she wanted to build a home so he volunteered to do that also. All the while tending and harvesting his gigantic garden, harvesting a massive orchard, making tons of homemade syrups, apple sauces, jams, cider, etc. then just giving it away to us kids and his neighbors. Still finding time to build two beautiful custom doll cradles for some less well off families at church for Christmas. All the while plowing most of his neighbors driveways after a snowstorm! I hope I’m physically capable of being my dad when I get to 72, and selfless enough to make those sacrifices. What a freakin cool guy! Not to mention all the exceptional dad jokes!
This sounds amazing!
completely agreed. it seems as though the longer i live the more respect and honor i have for my dad
Your dad is so cool!
I love your dad
This comment should end after the word 'neighbours'.
"Don't hold back son, your destiny awaits you"
"I am inevitable" fingers snap
As I get older, I realize I’m turning into my dad. Which is great because he’s an amazing man and a wonderful person. Be like the person you respect, people
It's a good sign of the person making jokes PG and respectable. It just makes a great father/grandfather figure. While those who keep it vulgar and distasteful in front of kids never really grew up themselves and earn much less respect.
I love me pops but, hoping my trajectory isn't going to make me be like him 😅
👌🌸🙏
What if you respect hitler
I wish my dad was around to see how much I turned out like him. Thanks Dad.
My dad is a total cunt but I'm glad to be at least a bit like him. I'm a better father than him at least.
I'm lucky to have the father I have. Because I can only hope to be a fraction of what that man is. Love ya dad.
This short actually made me cry. My dad past away in 2019 and this video came off as a passing of the torch to me. His dad jokes still live in me.
Carry on the legacy, be a great dad to your kin so that he will remember you fondly as well. Stay strong my guy🙏
Sorry to hear that my dad passed away five years ago and I miss him a lot.
I'm sooo sorry 😔
No one cares man
@@Wayne915 wow
"It was alright, I had one issue though"
"Oh, ok, what was that?"
"I finished it"
Makes every waitress/waiter instantly hate you more then they have ever hated anyone 😂😂😂
Ngl as a waiter, I love those little quips people throw back. Aslong as they're not being dicks
@@tabbyarts3670 you might be the only waiter i know like this LMAO
@@Khantra lmao but it's fun to play along and be like, "I'm incredibly sorry, sir I will grant you a full refund" or sumn dumb like that
@@Khantra I can see why people can find it annoying but it's always good to take it in good faith and assume their just trying to fool around and not be rude or fasicous.
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I’d be honored if I turned out anything like my dad did.
At 77 years old he was one of the coolest guys I knew.
I miss you dad 🙏 February 19, 2022
Edit: I’d like to thank everyone for your kind words, even though none of you personally know me or knew my dad your words do mean a lot.
Thank you 🙏
May he Rest in Paradise, and blessings to you and yours✌🏾
Stay strong man! May he rest in peace, i know how it feels cause i lost my dad too..
@@schoolroadentertainment7631 Thank you
@@XXXPUBLICENEMY Thank you
Damn bro that's so cool
I love to see a functional and healthy father/son relationship.
It is amazing to realise how much you are your father’s son, on so many levels. I am 56 now. My dad left us almost 33 years ago. Love you, dad!
Awww. Man... I hope when my sons are 56 this is how they talk about me :')
That’s so beautiful, you honour your dad by remembering him, even after this much time!
It’s pure! ❤
Every year, my laugh becomes more and more like my dad's. I swear it isn't something I'm doing on purpose.
Im 55 and lost my Dad 34 years ago and try every day to be like he was and to make him proud still and even tell my grandkids all about him. Never get over it, just get used to it.
this is so beautiful, your Dad had a great son 😁😁
I mean you look just like him, you already are him and just didn't know it.
❤️
@@vamnpyre cringe spontaneous answer
deep fried...
I like how UA-cam doesn't even notify you of likes or comments anymore...
Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
And his poor brother sitting there, like Obi-Wan realising he's lost Anakin to the Dark Side.
This better get most liked xD comment. A story begins.
"Can I learn jokes like that?"
"Not from a Jedi"
“The dad jokes is a path to many abilities some might consider…… unnatural”
One to crave the power, the other to embody it!
I flinched at the Snap! Lmfao
Nobody talking about the old Dad laugh, where you're not sure if they're dying or not
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So true, *I be sitting their wondering* if he's having the best moment of his life or if it's the final moments of his life.
What are you talkin’ about … You just did!
Literally my dad 💀
“It was so bad, that I had to eat it as fast as I could to get rid of it”
Son: "That's not true. It's impossible."
Dad: "Search your feelings. You know it to be true."
Son: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Where's that from 😂
@@LAZURAYOFFICIAL Star Wars Darth Vader and Luke
@Unbekannt Unbekannt that was my first thought, for some reason I thought it was from something else...obvious now I think about it ⚰️
1000th
Hehe yes!
When you have an amazing father, this is your ultimate evolution. Only good fathers are worth mimicking. 👍👍
Can confirm. I hear this at least twice a week as a server.
Other big one is actually a mom joke when they order unsweet tea... "would you like a sugar caddy?" "Nah, I'm sweet enough" then how about a lemon you sour joke telling...