Amazing Dance Prodigy Hopes New Ballet Will Inspire Her Dad To Notice Her For Once

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
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    Jim and Tracy meet the incredible ballet prodigy who choreographed an entire desperate plea for her father's attention all on her own.
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  • @younglinguine6644
    @younglinguine6644 5 років тому +8550

    "I'm really inspired by the theme of my dad paying any attention to me at all."

    • @caroline8166
      @caroline8166 4 роки тому +141

      Young Linguine and the great taste of 7up ten. great taste, only 10 calories. get both!

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 4 роки тому +3

      YouAreNotCool
      Well that’s one theory.

    • @charged5164
      @charged5164 4 роки тому +3

      @@Account.for.Comment i think you mixed up the words the best with the word disgusting

    • @Account.for.Comment
      @Account.for.Comment 4 роки тому +3

      @@charged5164 the best girl is the one the that punch her and threaten to tell her father of her boyfriend.

    • @meems7519
      @meems7519 4 роки тому +2

      Well...mood

  • @samnub7912
    @samnub7912 5 років тому +7769

    The way that the actual sponsor merges with satire is messing my brain up, it's like two universes phasing past each other

    • @michaeljensen4650
      @michaeljensen4650 4 роки тому +120

      Postmodern philosophers would call this a prime example of recuperation. Normally the union is hilarious, I had a hard time laughing at this one. It was just sad.

    • @bloodmaged
      @bloodmaged 4 роки тому +96

      Michael Jensen idk what you’re talking about, i laughed

    • @Osito4loko
      @Osito4loko 4 роки тому +69

      Sounds like you got both!

    • @noellelovespandas
      @noellelovespandas 4 роки тому +35

      No it’s because you get both ~ sponsored by 7-up 10 “get both™️”

    • @mustafaal-sibai7380
      @mustafaal-sibai7380 4 роки тому +10

      HYPER-REALITY.

  • @heliumcream
    @heliumcream 11 років тому +4563

    "I miss your mother too but we're gonna have to do the best without her"

  • @thebag3429
    @thebag3429 6 років тому +7117

    The funniest thing about these episodes is that 7 up 10 is real
    And is likely sponsoring this

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 6 років тому +359

      If you're going to do it, might as well satire that, too. Beautifully done.

    • @Butlinsgvn6
      @Butlinsgvn6 5 років тому +164

      It's shite! It has all the effects of advertising but they get to retain their satire cred. Satire gives them plausible deniability since it looks naff, but it's still paid promotion for a sugary drink

    • @jonfleck8687
      @jonfleck8687 5 років тому +40

      I got both

    • @insomniacsnorlax
      @insomniacsnorlax 5 років тому +311

      @@Butlinsgvn6 I guess you could say The Onion "Got both".

    • @thewinner7382
      @thewinner7382 5 років тому +48

      @@Butlinsgvn6 hardly a sugary drink if it has ten calories

  • @jimmywu4055
    @jimmywu4055 5 років тому +2855

    "Performance features thermostat on stage that nobody touches the entire time" LOL

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 5 років тому +93

      And the number where the girls circle around turning off all the lights because no one's using them.

    • @mesmith2526
      @mesmith2526 4 роки тому +11

      That was my favorite part of the performance

    • @marchforth3515
      @marchforth3515 4 роки тому +4

      gnshapiro oh geez was that universal

    • @smitty1647
      @smitty1647 3 роки тому +13

      @@KingoftheJuice18 the way you kids waste electricity you'd think it just comes out of the walls or something

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому

      I'm fine with that, as long as they use all the guns on the wall.

  • @kinghani
    @kinghani 7 років тому +4352

    why couldn't they make it 7 calories?

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 6 років тому +61

      one word man Too much work and it would require too many expensive chemicals to accomplish.

    • @MisterCOM
      @MisterCOM 5 років тому +88

      @@AudioGardenSlave123 no just different ratios

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 5 років тому +173

      they round to the nearest 10. it might in fact be 7.

    • @Underlaw41
      @Underlaw41 5 років тому +13

      @@tohopes That's hilarious

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 5 років тому +9

      Because that might cause a singularity

  • @HarvestingThings
    @HarvestingThings 4 роки тому +1794

    "I miss your mother too but we are going to have to do our best without her"
    OH MY GOD

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 2 роки тому +33

      Gooo Redskins!

  • @scj8863
    @scj8863 4 роки тому +1968

    The girl is actually a really great actress. I hope she goes far

    • @indianathe3rd742
      @indianathe3rd742 4 роки тому +79

      Have you seen the kid that killed a burglar

    • @musmost
      @musmost 3 роки тому +134

      I hope her dad notices her

    • @thebelen2359
      @thebelen2359 3 роки тому +12

      @@indianathe3rd742 Yes, he was increadible

    • @nikkiiv9259
      @nikkiiv9259 3 роки тому +7

      Actress?

    • @thepulpfloyd
      @thepulpfloyd 3 роки тому +29

      "Yeah, whatever man."
      - Her dad, probably.

  • @ryanw1140
    @ryanw1140 4 роки тому +1294

    "Its you whos gonna die! Brad from work" the writting is so good here.

  • @nwchi234
    @nwchi234 5 років тому +3400

    Wow, this is so fake, how could anyone believe that 7up put all that great taste into just 10 calories.

    • @kj-lg8ht
      @kj-lg8ht 4 роки тому +99

      well did you get both?

    • @BigStarRealFamous
      @BigStarRealFamous 4 роки тому +78

      Right! I mean it's such a small amount of calories and such a huge amount of flavor, there has _got_ to be some funny business going on here!

    • @xenastars
      @xenastars 4 роки тому +3

      Gave this 666 likes

    • @matheusaragao7640
      @matheusaragao7640 4 роки тому +33

      I'm an industry professional, and In my opinion, there's no way they would be able to get ALL that flavor in JUST 10 calories. I calculate that they would need at least 22 calories for the flavor/calorie quota to even make sense

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 4 роки тому +10

      The Onion sure does come up with some crazy stuff!

  • @lukaskoube
    @lukaskoube 11 років тому +2411

    "im inspired by the theme of my dad paying any attention to me at all"
    that is actually sad :(

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому +21

      Sad?? Huh. Never thought of it that way.

    • @Jordan64852
      @Jordan64852 4 роки тому +166

      I love the detail of when she says I hope you like this the dad is looking at his phone

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому +30

      7dude How cute that you think that’s a Western thing.

    • @kingchicken8232
      @kingchicken8232 4 роки тому +26

      @7dude What, are western people the only ones with parents?

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 4 роки тому +4

      @@kingchicken8232 Western tv has fake, caring dads. Kids are set up for disappointment

  • @paulmoore7064
    @paulmoore7064 4 роки тому +738

    I'm waiting for her sequel, "Can't anyone in this house shut the door behind them or turn off the light when they leave the room?" A dad favorite everywhere!

    • @theweirdonextdoor9597
      @theweirdonextdoor9597 4 роки тому +25

      Welp, I guess I’m a dad even tho I’m a 15 year old girl

    • @dafphtthedislikeupdater7836
      @dafphtthedislikeupdater7836 4 роки тому +12

      @@theweirdonextdoor9597 good luck!

    • @angelas1761
      @angelas1761 3 роки тому +4

      I chime in with a haven you people ever heard of closing a god damn door no?

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 2 роки тому +6

      "Were you raised in a barn?! We're not paying to heat the outdoors!"

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish Рік тому +1

      Little snowflakes in the background illustrate your ac "cooling the whole neighborhood"

  • @rangermauve
    @rangermauve 11 років тому +571

    Oh my god. They're even selling out ironically. That's pure skill.

    • @thatonedude9269
      @thatonedude9269 2 роки тому

      Sup

    • @rust3152
      @rust3152 2 роки тому

      @@thatonedude9269 hey man

    • @thatonedude9269
      @thatonedude9269 2 роки тому

      @@rust3152 yo

    • @brokenlegs8431
      @brokenlegs8431 2 роки тому +3

      @@cactusmalone they sold out to a corporation and their content dropped down to a drastically lower quality. They sold out too hard

  • @areyoufriendly
    @areyoufriendly 3 роки тому +287

    Dad’s, do you find yourselves unable to elaborate on your child’s interests? Well you can never go wrong with, “I don’t know where she gets it.”

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 3 роки тому +6

      Dad's what?

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 2 роки тому +25

      Dad’s, do you find yourselves unable to elaborate on your child’s interests? Well you can never go wrong with, "7up ten! Great taste, only ten calories, get both!"

  • @animamundii
    @animamundii 4 роки тому +308

    "I don't know where she gets it" *staring into the phone*

  • @sierraaawrr
    @sierraaawrr 11 років тому +816

    Will the Onion make serious news for April Fools?

    • @DR_Eggz
      @DR_Eggz 4 роки тому +21

      @Arid drugs...

    • @DaniaEQ
      @DaniaEQ 4 роки тому +10

      @Arid wonder if he'll actually respond to this

    • @dumbratbtch953
      @dumbratbtch953 4 роки тому +6

      hey are you still alive? i miss those years....sigh

    • @lovepuppy4627
      @lovepuppy4627 4 роки тому +5

      @@dumbratbtch953 nah homeboy died

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 4 роки тому +7

      We need an update

  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 років тому +558

    Gonna go work on the basement.

    • @hdudidi
      @hdudidi 5 років тому +9

      mercster , that hit home

  • @tomimated1638
    @tomimated1638 4 роки тому +87

    This news reporter is mad cool, I hope he stays a human, and continues to report news without any risk of a pigsformation.

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 11 років тому +1627

    I want a 7-Up 10. Great taste. Only 10 calories. Get both.

  • @Ds771737
    @Ds771737 11 років тому +827

    This is embarrassing... The bowl of fruit is a shameless product placement for Sunkist fruits, and it is just sitting center-stage on the table. So tired of seeing this type of "plugging" everywhere - Its like they don't even try to hide it!

    • @DraconicCitadel
      @DraconicCitadel 3 роки тому +10

      hey reply if you're alive, it’s been 7 years lol

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 роки тому +14

      Big fruit strikes again.

    • @DraconicCitadel
      @DraconicCitadel 3 роки тому

      @Edward Garcia wat

    • @kevincontreras2224
      @kevincontreras2224 3 роки тому +1

      @@DraconicCitadel he said It’s been 26 years since I’ve seen your father.

    • @boskee
      @boskee 3 роки тому +7

      @@DraconicCitadel It's been 7 years and only 10 calories. Get both!

  • @gurg6950
    @gurg6950 3 роки тому +93

    I love the way he's constantly looking at his phone

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 роки тому +17

      I have to admit that I was looking at my phone the entire time, too.

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 4 роки тому +82

    “I miss your mother too....” such a talented girl. I don’t know where she gets it! 😂

  • @ChronicNameChanger
    @ChronicNameChanger 6 років тому +580

    This hits really hard at home. Jesus

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому +25

      you are a dancer?

    • @bobmcbobbington9220
      @bobmcbobbington9220 5 років тому +81

      if by "hits really hard" you're referring to your intestinal tract and by "home" you mean the toilet, then I'd suggest cutting down the 7up 10 to fewer than 50 cans an hour.

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 5 років тому +40

      @@bobmcbobbington9220 that's barely any drinking, how am i gonna live without my 200 cans an hour?!

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 4 роки тому +13

      Daddy Meme Master
      Sorry. I know that that can hurt quite a bit. Sometimes writing a letter of all the things you’d like to say to that parent helps. You could even maybe give it to them one day.

    • @vegaspony
      @vegaspony 4 роки тому +4

      just like my dad

  • @wopfrog007
    @wopfrog007 3 роки тому +74

    What an adorable little girl, and a great actress to boot! Precociously good delivery of her lines, striking just the right tone (desperate, dejected) with just the right timing. I hope she goes far!

  • @malignantmartian755
    @malignantmartian755 11 років тому +208

    The only reliable news source around.

  • @mro4ts457
    @mro4ts457 3 роки тому +30

    “Then there was 20 minutes of peace & quiet, cause I know that’s important to him”
    *nods head in sincere agreement*

  • @syedtariq5003
    @syedtariq5003 4 роки тому +89

    If I have daughter, ill ignore her like this honorable man. Like a true man

  • @mitchellbratton6617
    @mitchellbratton6617 3 роки тому +51

    I know it's all fun and giggles but I legitimately felt bad for how hard the girl was trying to get her dad's attention XD

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 4 роки тому +59

    “I’m really inspired by the theme of my dad paying any attention to me at all.”
    omg i feel so bad for this (satirical) ballet girl

  • @What.99
    @What.99 3 роки тому +33

    “Up next: eating pine cones is crazy, and one man with schizophrenia is proving that right!”
    Holy shit, The Onion is hilarious lol.

  • @ethanelliott8039
    @ethanelliott8039 3 роки тому +16

    Erin's favorite dance number is "maybe when I'm older dad won't ignore me" LMAOOOOO

  • @lokealvotaro3728
    @lokealvotaro3728 11 років тому +92

    The onion is funny, I appreciate good satire, the world is a screwed up place, humor is a priceless tool for when you've taken in so much of the harshness around you.

    • @dumbratbtch953
      @dumbratbtch953 4 роки тому +5

      so true man. anyway how are you now, it’s been 7 years. those were the golden times.

    • @fishyfish1917
      @fishyfish1917 3 роки тому +1

      @@dumbratbtch953 So true man. Anyway, how are you now? Its been 4 months, those were... something somethin

    • @lawmsiamahlawndo4651
      @lawmsiamahlawndo4651 3 роки тому +3

      @@fishyfish1917 I guess we'll never get those moments back... Anyway How are you been 5 days or so.

    • @d0phyte
      @d0phyte 3 роки тому +1

      @@lawmsiamahlawndo4651 So true man. Anyway, how are you now? Its been a week. Time sure goes by fast ...

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 3 роки тому

      hey there it's been over two months, are you guys still alive?

  • @takarahayashi4124
    @takarahayashi4124 3 роки тому +27

    It's amazing how this child is much more well-spoken than adults, lol

  • @frickingheck583
    @frickingheck583 2 роки тому +5

    It's like the dad doesn't even care that 7up 10 has such an amazing flavor but is only 10 calories.

  • @dvdjkaufmn
    @dvdjkaufmn 5 років тому +53

    20 minutes of peace and quiet..ROFL

  • @anthonyo.thector32
    @anthonyo.thector32 4 роки тому +5

    1:11"Brad from work"....😂😂😂😭😂😂 I hope he isn't watching.

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 4 роки тому +23

    I wouldn’t be surprised if there were thousands of bloopers of the actors completely losing it on set because of how ridiculously hilarious the dialogue is.

  • @NizarElZarif
    @NizarElZarif 5 років тому +26

    That is one of the funniest and saddest thing at the same time

  • @hamsandwich2163
    @hamsandwich2163 4 роки тому +8

    I love how depressed the dad sounds when he says my daughter helped me get both

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 10 місяців тому +3

    This is hilarious but also sad. I find it strange that there are so many parents, not just dads that seem to be uninterested in their kids.

  • @classicallycommie6266
    @classicallycommie6266 2 роки тому +7

    This feels so real like there are so many dad's like that i can fully believe it

  • @afdsadf147852369
    @afdsadf147852369 11 років тому +49

    This is the only advertisement I'm okay with... C:

  • @WillieNero
    @WillieNero 11 років тому +8

    I love that jim is back ..... i was really worried that he would remain a pig forever. Thank you onion for saving him.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 роки тому +3

      Turns out that it just took a few months for his human cells to overtake the pig cells and he metamorphosed back to the good ol’ Jim we all know and love! I’m presuming that that’s what happened.

  • @chibicraft7362
    @chibicraft7362 10 років тому +75

    This is a "7up ten" commercial isn't it

  • @zudemaster
    @zudemaster 3 роки тому +11

    Aww how sweet! Makes me wish I had a daughter. I'd probably just ignore her and forget she exists though.

  • @lambsauce9275
    @lambsauce9275 4 роки тому +260

    This is definitely fake. They actually expect us to think that someone would root for the Redskins smh.

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 4 роки тому +9

      I used to a long time ago...until I realized I don't even like football...it was to appease my self esteem killers.

    • @kingchicken8232
      @kingchicken8232 4 роки тому +1

      ah ah ah! That's racist.

    • @colorsmith5569
      @colorsmith5569 4 роки тому +12

      You mean the Washington Football Team.

    • @masonhoheisel997
      @masonhoheisel997 4 роки тому +1

      @@colorsmith5569 hehe

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 4 роки тому +1

      KingChicken I mean it is

  • @threeleafclover6003
    @threeleafclover6003 3 роки тому +7

    I'm jealous of her, trust me I could climb Mount everest with my arms and legs bound behind my back and neither my step-dad or actual dad would give a shit or even care

  • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
    @user-fq1ig3uy3q 8 років тому +489

    Every time I read an "is this real," or "this is fake" comment, I lose more faith in humanity.

    • @MaddieFishblob
      @MaddieFishblob 6 років тому +10

      I was actually gonna ask "this is fake right?" But I just read your comment, sooooooo...😆

    • @HO1ySh33t
      @HO1ySh33t 6 років тому +18

      Is the 7up Ten real though ?

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 років тому +5

      webbs: Yup. This is basically a commercial with a skit built around it.

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 5 років тому +1

      I’d say the same if I had any to begin with

    • @virginthief1
      @virginthief1 4 роки тому +5

      Is this comment real

  • @Zenhumanist
    @Zenhumanist 11 років тому +36

    "I don't know where she gets it."

  • @AlbertaRose94
    @AlbertaRose94 3 роки тому +10

    Anyone else willing to admit they are old enough to remember when “The Onion” was only available via print media?

  • @emilyblack7342
    @emilyblack7342 3 роки тому +5

    If you look closely into the dads eyes at 2:27, you can almost read the lyrics to Cat’s in the Cradle by Harry Chapin

  • @mesmith2526
    @mesmith2526 4 роки тому +15

    “Performance Features Thermostat On Stage That Nobody Touches The Entire Time.” Lol

  • @mirandnyan
    @mirandnyan 4 роки тому +6

    the way he looks at his phone the whole time

  • @vbcbsrnkk8029
    @vbcbsrnkk8029 4 роки тому +6

    The most beautiful ballet I never saw

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 5 років тому +19

    "...gonna go work on the basement"
    Ahaha, adorable.

  • @DonoZeek
    @DonoZeek 2 роки тому +2

    I really hope she makes. 'You're dead to me dad, I'm running away with my older biker lover'.

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 4 роки тому +10

    How do they come up with this shit, this is too real. I'm starting to question some of onions employees private lives.

  • @ceyx1201
    @ceyx1201 3 роки тому +4

    What an awesome BALLET!!!
    it's a new subgenre. Haha

  • @simeonfalafel
    @simeonfalafel 3 роки тому +4

    Would love to see what the ballerina actor is up to now! She absolutely nailed this bit

  • @EchoRhythmMusic
    @EchoRhythmMusic 11 років тому +13

    The fact that I'm watching a guy too busy to spend time with his daughter, on MY phone, is ironically funny and painful to watch.

    • @EchoRhythmMusic
      @EchoRhythmMusic 4 роки тому +1

      @Roy G Biv you have quite the eye for talent, genius

    • @EchoRhythmMusic
      @EchoRhythmMusic 4 роки тому +1

      @Roy G Biv I'll do both...what other clever quips do you have?

  • @TimeTravelingFetus
    @TimeTravelingFetus 2 роки тому +3

    This is by far the most adorable and less traumatizing video they've ever done

  • @coojordan
    @coojordan 11 років тому +18

    I found some (not all!) of the more recent Onion content not as comical as the older videos. But the Today Now show seems to be as brilliant as always!

  • @dereklindell4871
    @dereklindell4871 3 роки тому +2

    "Oh I know that story too well"
    I think Jim Hagerty is my favorite character of all time( pre and post- porking across America)

    • @Cenyon
      @Cenyon 3 роки тому

      Porking Across America was one hell of a ride for old Jim.

  • @MadMaxGamer
    @MadMaxGamer 11 років тому +7

    I`m looking foward to the "Ask your mother" ballet.

  • @AthenaMarriesDionysus
    @AthenaMarriesDionysus 3 роки тому +2

    There were twenty minutes of peace and quiet, because I knew that was very important

  • @colddrake80
    @colddrake80 11 років тому +7

    She is such a cute kid and I loved her dead delivery. That is an onion standard after all.

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 2 роки тому +3

    This is one of my favorite Onion episodes, it's so high quality and seems like a real tv show.

  • @orsonjarrett
    @orsonjarrett 3 роки тому +5

    I could really go for some 7Up Ten right now

  • @AndorranStairway
    @AndorranStairway Рік тому +1

    This is too real. It's a bit, but the dad staring at his phone while his kid was talking aggravates me

  • @Leanyse1976
    @Leanyse1976 11 років тому +4

    Notice Dad is on his smartphone the whole time. Great Parody!! Thanks for posting.

  • @COLNELIUS
    @COLNELIUS 11 років тому +35

    I'd love to have her as my daughter :(

  • @girasola9863
    @girasola9863 3 роки тому +2

    The “i dont know where she gets it” that comes automatically twice while hes looking at the phone😭 ouch

  • @nicksawisky1355
    @nicksawisky1355 7 років тому +11

    Now I'm going to go work on the basement

  • @RaGaBurger
    @RaGaBurger Рік тому

    1:35 this one I actually hit a little bit too close to home💀💀

  • @not2tees
    @not2tees 11 років тому +9

    It is nearly impossible to up the level of mindlessness of the morning shows, but the Onion has done it again!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pluffio3998
    @pluffio3998 4 роки тому +7

    "Go washington football team!"

  • @Mdriver1981
    @Mdriver1981 11 років тому +14

    Advertisement keeps the Onion's content free. Why do people not understand that this stuff has to be paid for?

  • @o0GrayMatters0o
    @o0GrayMatters0o 3 роки тому +2

    I knew some grown men from a church I _used_ to attend that really enjoyed kids gymnastics.

  • @leggyblonde11
    @leggyblonde11 3 роки тому +3

    😆 This girl is so cute.. what a great job she did.

  • @whatdoesthisthingdo
    @whatdoesthisthingdo 5 років тому +2

    If I was that dad I would be equally proud and devastated.

  • @realshinobi
    @realshinobi 11 років тому +2

    That's the point. She's sacrificing her artistic integrity for her father's attention.

  • @fortylove68
    @fortylove68 4 роки тому +3

    I will never tire of stating how beautiful Tracy Gil is. Lord in heaven what a gorgeous woman.

  • @DoesRwjsmom
    @DoesRwjsmom 4 роки тому +2

    "performance features thermostat on stage that no one touches the whole time" LOL

  • @SalvadorDaliLama
    @SalvadorDaliLama 4 роки тому +3

    Lined with sadness, but so funny

  • @Ralndrath
    @Ralndrath 3 роки тому +1

    The little girl's ballet show is fucking too funny. This is one of my favourite Onion skits so far lol

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 2 роки тому +1

    Jim and Tracey are the tops

  • @galatea742
    @galatea742 4 роки тому +4

    How dare they bring up my pinecone eating habit?!?!

    • @guysky3873
      @guysky3873 3 роки тому +1

      Pinecones? You MUST be crazy. Everyone knows unchewed coconut husks are your best source of fibre!

  • @bandav_lohengrin
    @bandav_lohengrin 4 роки тому +2

    I love the intro! It's so satirical but at the same time so real it's amazing

  • @AJ-ox8xy
    @AJ-ox8xy 4 роки тому +22

    Men be good father's to your daughters. They get their standards from you.

    • @narata1541
      @narata1541 3 роки тому +1

      Mothers also set standards too. Just because you're a man doesn't mean everything only comes from fathers.

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 3 роки тому +3

      @@narata1541 no. Mother's set an example. They uphold the standard. The man always sets the standard.

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 3 роки тому +1

      Father's what?

    • @smitty1647
      @smitty1647 2 роки тому +1

      @@AJ-ox8xy oh i see, you're a sexist wacko. i didn't want to assume just based on having a cross in your picture but it's definitely a red flag

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 2 роки тому +3

      @@smitty1647 You have no idea what I'm saying.

  • @cassbowden9862
    @cassbowden9862 2 роки тому +1

    “A man with schizophrenia is proving that eating pine cones is crazy”

  • @CaptTerrific
    @CaptTerrific 11 років тому +1

    I keep seeing Jim on the screen in the elevator, in an ad for MeTV (old television show channel in Chicago), nearly every morning this month. It brings a smile to my face, even though I have no idea what show his clip is from :)

  • @slickl9608
    @slickl9608 3 роки тому +1

    The best part is how someone under water was holding a can

  • @moonspots01
    @moonspots01 4 роки тому +5

    Great satire has it's roots in reality.

  • @TylerDurden-oy2hm
    @TylerDurden-oy2hm 4 роки тому +7

    She mentioned Jason Bourne so it's a 10 regardless of anything else

  • @KatiHathor
    @KatiHathor 11 років тому +6

    wow Jim is back!!! yay!

  • @skyboundzoo7529
    @skyboundzoo7529 5 років тому +5

    I can't watch these the same way anymore. I can't see Jim the same anymore.

    • @vishalmohan4824
      @vishalmohan4824 5 років тому +5

      Why?!

    • @FrogLehane
      @FrogLehane 5 років тому

      Just joining the question: why?

    • @jaklynndebenedetto230
      @jaklynndebenedetto230 5 років тому

      Vishal Mohan I cant answer for Sky bound zoo, but I recently watched the Porkin Across America series and it’s very dark with the character Jim from this series and that’s what I’m thinking of when I watch this

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 5 років тому +3

      @@FrogLehane It's probably a "Porking Across America" reference. It's another Onion series featuring Jim Haggerty except it is much, much darker in tone and Jim's character suffers a lot.

  • @edkrassenstein5534
    @edkrassenstein5534 Рік тому

    This maybe the funniest Onion video I've ever seen. Everyone is talking about the bit with the ballerina, but I thought the last joke was the funniest. When they brought out the sign and made him read it I died laughing.

  • @sampigg7933
    @sampigg7933 2 роки тому +1

    "You're legally required to say that." lol

  • @grayskindablue
    @grayskindablue 2 роки тому +1

    “Up next, eating pinecones is crazy, and one man with schizophrenia is proving that right!”
    Holy shit, lmfao

  • @boz2094
    @boz2094 11 років тому +1

    when i was 9 i had to do ballet. absolutely fucking loathed it. my pleas to my parents to let me quit were fruitless & they continued to make me go. final straw came when there was a grand performance being put on for about two hundred of the school's families & friends. i broke away from everyone, walked into the middle of the theatre, pulled my pants down & let it hang. never had to do ballet again.