True story here: one zoo (I forget exactly where) had a male and two female gorillas in a cage. They wanted to make sure the young females would know how to nurse their infants when the time came, so the zoo hired a young woman to stand outside the cage and breastfeed her baby to show the female gorillas how it is done. The females totally ignored the woman and her baby, while the absolutely fascinated male stood watching at the front of the cage.
@@davidmacphee3549 you are my friend I look forward to reading your comments I would miss you if you stopped being you and ignored me because I don’t always get intentions correlations and other stuff like that. Humour is my way of coping . Not sure if I am going to be able to be apart of the community of subscribers for more than two years because of my eyesight for years and years it’s been more tests examinations operations tomorrow tests at the eye clinic then March with the specialist again now for the last year I have added macular degeneration to the list inflammation glaucoma cataracts dry eye eye muscle issues light induced migraine light shows thankfully with out the pain. It’s becoming more difficult to do my job now that the good eye is starting to loose central vision too. Well laughter is the best medicine for what ails you. Oh I am allergic to the dye that they use for the imaging tests . After the first time I was waiting for the you can go from the technician and she was telling me the wait time was up I told her it must be the power of suggestion I have a slight itch in my back she wiped me back and consulted with someone who prescribed a medication that eventually worked I haven’t had that test again but the specialist says I will prescribe some medication for you to take beforehand the next time we need that test. so comforting not. All this news just to let you know that I can be a bit preoccupied with myself and not the whatever I usually am.. by the way the technician had explained that the chances to have a reaction was so slight that I had nothing to worry about and then went on to tell me about the fellow who she had to do mouth to mouth respiration without the usual gear due to there being no time to get it. It was soooo comforting to hear that he survived …and so did she. …tomorrows test is another peripheral vision test I have done it enough times so no stress walking in to the clinic. It doesn’t suck to be me most of the time . That Doris day song using phonetic spelling but not official phonetic spelling gay serah gay serah. Ciao for now Amigo see you later your amiga
The husband is not a keeper I think the gorilla is a Great Ape could be better husband material but I think any thing would be better than the bonobo she is currently married to
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Oooooooo.... Now tell HIM you have a headache...
Another oldie but goodie.
That was great! Best joke on here so far.
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This is really dark, I love it.
there is actually something to that.
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I wondered if this was the same zoo as the other joke, with the guy who got a tenner more a day to dress up in the gorilla suit XD
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I laughed more than once at this one. A good one Haha !
What goes up but never comes down? The answer is your "age"
True story here: one zoo (I forget exactly where) had a male and two female gorillas in a cage. They wanted to make sure the young females would know how to nurse their infants when the time came, so the zoo hired a young woman to stand outside the cage and breastfeed her baby to show the female gorillas how it is done. The females totally ignored the woman and her baby, while the absolutely fascinated male stood watching at the front of the cage.
😂 Funny story Jerry!
Das Jahr hat 365 / 366 Tage, es gibt aber mehr Gedenktage. Noch mehr Ausreden haben Ehefrauen, warum gerade heute nicht.
What goes up and never comes down? 🤔 🤔🤔 Thinking 🤔
Will reveal the answer later.
Later?... Oh, that's a hint isn't it? 😝
It's a riddle, I want to see who can give me the answer.
Age... 😄
What goes up but never comes down? The answer is your "age"
I don't get it! What does it mean for the last line said by the husband?
She does the same thing to him, gets him all excited and then when it comes to doing the act she tells him she had a headache.
@@davidmacphee3549 good thing we like him🤷🏼♀️🤔🤓👋👵🏻👍and are doing our best to help the algorithm demon hopefully get the word out
@@davidmacphee3549 you are my friend I look forward to reading your comments I would miss you if you stopped being you and ignored me because I don’t always get intentions correlations and other stuff like that. Humour is my way of coping . Not sure if I am going to be able to be apart of the community of subscribers for more than two years because of my eyesight for years and years it’s been more tests examinations operations tomorrow tests at the eye clinic then March with the specialist again now for the last year I have added macular degeneration to the list inflammation glaucoma cataracts dry eye eye muscle issues light induced migraine light shows thankfully with out the pain. It’s becoming more difficult to do my job now that the good eye is starting to loose central vision too. Well laughter is the best medicine for what ails you. Oh I am allergic to the dye that they use for the imaging tests . After the first time I was waiting for the you can go from the technician and she was telling me the wait time was up I told her it must be the power of suggestion I have a slight itch in my back she wiped me back and consulted with someone who prescribed a medication that eventually worked I haven’t had that test again but the specialist says I will prescribe some medication for you to take beforehand the next time we need that test. so comforting not. All this news just to let you know that I can be a bit preoccupied with myself and not the whatever I usually am.. by the way the technician had explained that the chances to have a reaction was so slight that I had nothing to worry about and then went on to tell me about the fellow who she had to do mouth to mouth respiration without the usual gear due to there being no time to get it. It was soooo comforting to hear that he survived …and so did she. …tomorrows test is another peripheral vision test I have done it enough times so no stress walking in to the clinic. It doesn’t suck to be me most of the time . That Doris day song using phonetic spelling but not official phonetic spelling gay serah gay serah. Ciao for now Amigo see you later your amiga
@@davidmacphee3549 me too. I recognized the voice of Hecklefish from over at the Why Files Channel.
Anybody else recognize the voice of Hecklefish from the WhyFiles here?
The husband is not a keeper I think the gorilla is a Great Ape could be better husband material but I think any thing would be better than the bonobo she is currently married to
I'd like to see what kind of creature would come out of that if she got pregnant.