Why I Want To Kill The Bastard With The Leaf Blower | Steve Hughes | Sydney Comedy Festival

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Steve Hughes performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2016.
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    Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy.
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  • @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth
    @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth 7 років тому +495

    Most underrated comedian on the planet.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 5 років тому +4

      Dark Hymns From The Cold North - says who? Who underrates him, you? You don't like him? He's very successful isn't he so who is underrating him?

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah.... But he doesn't come out with a whole lot of new material.

    • @LAHegarty
      @LAHegarty 4 роки тому +5

      @@markfox1545 I think he means he's not break through to the mainstream.

    • @vancey7604
      @vancey7604 3 роки тому

      Confirmed

    • @vancey7604
      @vancey7604 3 роки тому

      @@atticus2581 2020 bitch.

  • @jamescannon4925
    @jamescannon4925 4 роки тому +77

    I'm not sure what I admire more Steve or his admiration for Enya

    • @malachi589
      @malachi589 2 роки тому +7

      He always finds a way to sneak her in

    • @donny_chang
      @donny_chang Рік тому

      I bloody hate Enya

  • @leaksson93
    @leaksson93 2 роки тому +88

    Steve is not the comedian the Australian government want but he is the one the people need.

  • @JackdawtheClown
    @JackdawtheClown 8 років тому +297

    Great to see some new material. One of my favourite comedians

  • @blueeyes4621
    @blueeyes4621 3 роки тому +39

    I watched Steve in England years ago he had me in tears of laughter, brilliant comedian.

  • @garrchristopher3950
    @garrchristopher3950 6 років тому +37

    USA here, I have no idea how this Steve huges got on my you tube , but he is a breath of fresh air and vary intelligent very funny.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 2 роки тому +1

      UA-cam is an international platform, it’s not restricted to only content from your country lol

  • @firedrake7663
    @firedrake7663 3 роки тому +15

    You won’t find a more effortlessly good comedian, than Steve. Superb.

  • @angge4261
    @angge4261 Рік тому +12

    I LOVE this guy. Almost 55yo mother of a 9yo gorgeous well-mannered boy who enjoys his nails being varnished by gran but his father is so against he has to remove. Grade 7 violinist, who LOVES good metal music and good old fashioned fucking decency.We need MUCH more of this. Healthy irreverence and thinking for oneself instead of brainwashing.

  • @adamturner1563
    @adamturner1563 5 років тому +29

    Missed him. Its fucking great to see him still killing it! ....

  • @dallasdobson8831
    @dallasdobson8831 5 років тому +7

    I always listen to comedians from around the world because I can get some truth about what happening in other countries. It’s funny how often I can relate .

  • @freedomofchoicelover3734
    @freedomofchoicelover3734 3 роки тому +7

    Self confession here.....I fell for the Ding ding thing once...got a newer car, always had old bombs...was going home from somewhere, put my bag on the passenger seat...ding ding...for 30km...stopped a few times, checked the engine the lot...hilarious....got home in the driveway, took the bag off and it stopped...i never lived that one down

  • @Damon-ly7zi
    @Damon-ly7zi 29 днів тому

    One of my favourite comedians on this planet !!!

  • @danmoore1811
    @danmoore1811 3 роки тому +13

    From an American standpoint you are funny AF even though this is 4 years ago that puts a lot of things in to perspective hope you're doing well man love your content

  • @allisonbyrnes9093
    @allisonbyrnes9093 4 роки тому +12

    I was born an bred in Tempe , planes used to fly straight over my backyard you could throw a rock at them. I seen in the real estate listings couple year ago my old house sold for over over a million, it’s crazy🤣😆

  • @carldefoe4673
    @carldefoe4673 Рік тому +2

    He coulda made a lot more of that leaf-blower material, he's left a gold mine untouched there.

  • @souless08
    @souless08 2 роки тому +7

    Steve is funny as all hell, from start to finish

  • @ramirami601
    @ramirami601 Рік тому +3

    one of my favourite comedian, both delivery and materia wise

  • @prettypointlessvideo
    @prettypointlessvideo 3 роки тому +6

    The guy shouting "Yes!" Lmaooo

  • @odytrice
    @odytrice 7 років тому +16

    He's a brilliant comedian

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 8 років тому +544

    Sorry to see he cut his hair, but I suppose we all do it eventually. Except for Dave Mustaine.

    • @rickh5683
      @rickh5683 7 років тому +11

      ha! excellent. Mustaine rocks!

    • @TheKenjoje
      @TheKenjoje 7 років тому +1

      ?

    • @neilcleary5706
      @neilcleary5706 7 років тому +2

      mustaine and Hughes. 2 legends!

    • @AlexanderOrion
      @AlexanderOrion 7 років тому +7

      Only when they have conquered your spirit..that's the day you are chosing to become a ghoul,living only from memories

    • @iamn00bish
      @iamn00bish 7 років тому +6

      Ash Chaya there are many great metal heads without huge amounts of hear

  • @Azraiel213
    @Azraiel213 3 роки тому +27

    Gotta enjoy Steve while it's still legal to tell jokes. 😆

    • @pnew7927
      @pnew7927 2 роки тому +4

      Spot on - the clock is ticking my friend 👌

  • @PaulMclauchlin
    @PaulMclauchlin 6 років тому +6

    I love Steve's comedy. I'll never hold it against him that he cut his hair, because I did it too. Fellow Metalhead talking.

    • @souless08
      @souless08 2 роки тому +1

      Agree..have cut mine and gown it back 4 times now LOL getting ready to cut it off for the last time soon. My last donation to the cancer wig folks.

  • @bombshelltilly8577
    @bombshelltilly8577 10 місяців тому +1

    Love Steve from Hong Kong, he is the best 😂

  • @85Aheadstix
    @85Aheadstix 8 років тому +54

    Dry as shit and funny as hell.

  • @lazylad9064
    @lazylad9064 4 роки тому +3

    Love this guy. Best comic around👍👍👍👍

  • @richieharkness5535
    @richieharkness5535 7 років тому +44

    "Lost his edge" My arse! - Awesome as ever ! 😄

  • @rekabrekab-zs8lv
    @rekabrekab-zs8lv 2 роки тому +2

    How have I managed to miss this guy. ~`ing brilliant.

  • @deadright3118
    @deadright3118 8 років тому +44

    good to seeing back. still got it mate!

  • @JeroenTel
    @JeroenTel 7 років тому +38

    @Steve Hughes : Great you're back! Sharp as ever! :-)

  • @Stromthetruth1111
    @Stromthetruth1111 7 років тому +22

    Ahhhh another awesome one!! You are so good at making people laugh. And yet still spreading that truth seed. I love you man!!

  • @patrickmccormack4318
    @patrickmccormack4318 5 років тому +8

    "A funny man is a man with a grievance." - Marshall McLuhan

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf 7 років тому +5

    He's becoming great again! I thought he had lost it forever after seeing some footage from an earlier show, but it seems he's getting better again. Nice!

  • @Tony78454
    @Tony78454 6 років тому +3

    That Guy in front lol "YES! YES!". musta had run ins with a leaf blower guy

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 3 роки тому +1

      He lives in the Sydney suburbs. Everyone second house has a damn leaf blower.

  • @Chotabear
    @Chotabear 7 років тому +6

    "Brilliant house, it's got a tap" :D

  • @aestusmaris
    @aestusmaris 7 років тому +16

    Steve Hughes has become skinny Chopper. That's great.

  • @loup2226
    @loup2226 5 років тому +17

    "We fixed the seatbelt problem with the ding ding!" Fucking gold.

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 2 роки тому +2

    When I was a youngun we had to cross a road to get to our school. Kids were kids, acting like twats, running out in front of moving cars on a daily basis. All that stopped when a kid was run over and died, there is nothing like seeing a friend fly through the air, broken, to make kids respect the fast moving metal blocks that live on roads.
    I suggest every school selects one child, I would go with the bully, and they are used to demonstrate how deadly cars are when mixed with kids acting like cars aren't deadly. Gather all the students, have the bully run over in front of them. I guarantee they'll all respect the highway code then! Plus we get rid of the bully. Win-Win!

  • @OhSnapItzEden
    @OhSnapItzEden 7 років тому +6

    When he talked about the sign that said "end school zone" I thought he would agree and say something like yeah even the signs don't like the school zones we should end them

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember 7 років тому +26

    I'm so glad he's trying new material.
    I love his old bits but he got them for too long.
    Hopefully there comes a lot more, a bit of polishing and pulling a great special.
    With him being clean his productivity must be way up.

    • @socairnone5550
      @socairnone5550 7 років тому

      what kind of moron associates hair length with personal hygiene?

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 7 років тому +8

      With clean i meant off drugs...
      I don't give a damn about his hair.

    • @jayj791
      @jayj791 7 років тому

      dickhead

    • @Thrashaero
      @Thrashaero 7 років тому

      i was gonna say since i thought you meant clean as in material, like no cursing etc. when he opens the bit with cunt.

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 років тому

      Oh hell no, another misunderstanding. I just came back to watch it again. I got a carlin-esc view on clean acts.
      Don't cut down the vocabulary.

  • @SC-vb2ui
    @SC-vb2ui 4 роки тому +3

    Brave with Integrity 🙏🏽💙

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether4426 3 дні тому

    I played an online game back in late 00's and knew a girl from Oz on there. The whole world had the latest expansion, Australia was still waiting for it, then when it did arrive, it's 30% more expensive than the rest of the world, l couldn't believe that.

  • @blooBerry371
    @blooBerry371 2 роки тому +3

    Holy shit I haven’t seen him with short hair…he suits it😂

  • @mattf6950
    @mattf6950 8 років тому +14

    "A Calvin Klein dreamcatcher!" haha Need more new material.

  • @magillanz
    @magillanz 7 років тому +78

    saw Steve in Auckland a couple of months ago he was awesome. Was mostly on offence and being offended. Should do lecture tour of universities with it give the students some real education

    • @Payin_Attention
      @Payin_Attention 5 років тому +5

      We need to see Hughes and Jordan Peterson discuss outrage culture.

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 4 роки тому +3

      @@Payin_AttentionJordan Peterson? That delusional, pretentious windbag that sells shock at the expense of the marginalised in society. What a hero.

    • @kobked-x
      @kobked-x 3 роки тому +2

      @@kingda117 if you are not joking, then you sir are a cad and a liar!

    • @faustusTVR
      @faustusTVR 3 роки тому +1

      He'd be banned from campus, too much wrong-think. Maybe it's a fine line between education and indoctrination.

    • @jitblues
      @jitblues 3 роки тому

      @@kingda117 Ooooh their fee fee's got hurt ...by the truth. So yeah...he's a hero.

  • @MOOSEDOWNUNDER
    @MOOSEDOWNUNDER 6 років тому +1

    Pure gold and so true.

  • @charlesscarvelli865
    @charlesscarvelli865 5 років тому +18

    Run for prime minister. You’ll have our votes

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard 3 роки тому +3

      I would move to your country and become a citizen just to vote for him. The US is on a bit of a down slide right now anyway. And, I had the pleasure of visiting your beautiful country once a few years back. As an American, I was treated poorly in a few places that I had visited. But, in Australia, I was treated very well. Very nice and friendly people in my experience. Wish my country (and many others) was a bit more like yours.

  • @aliceinabsentia
    @aliceinabsentia 6 місяців тому

    Love this guy.

  • @DrumApe
    @DrumApe 6 років тому +1

    I'm so glad humour is still here.

  • @rrssmooth6643
    @rrssmooth6643 4 роки тому

    Just watched a scupltnation video for ten minutes with no end. That is Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 7 років тому +8

    Great Steve is still going. He looks odd with short hair. I got his album Heavy Metal Comedy, fucking brilliant. Genius. Cheers Steve.

  • @PatrickMcF
    @PatrickMcF 6 місяців тому

    "I got to split, bye." Man😮 it's been 40 years since I've heard that. " Where is Steve? " " The cat had to split, man!"
    Fat Freddy and Felix 😂

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son 7 років тому +1

    Haha "What the fuck are they doing in our zone"

  • @MrRenegadeshinobi
    @MrRenegadeshinobi 4 роки тому +20

    George Carlin didn't die, he became Australian.

    • @souless08
      @souless08 2 роки тому +1

      Steve is funnier than carlin IMO.. Carlin was to whiny and preachy and a bit to self important... Steve is just funny without all the theatracial bullshit

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 6 років тому +1

    We fixed the problem with the 'ding ding'! LMAO!!!!

  • @schaffer8891
    @schaffer8891 5 років тому

    1 of top 3 best comedians in the world easy 😂👍✌

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 5 років тому +2

    Just found him mate an i Gota say. I'm a carlin Pryor for ever the best but now stevie mate. He's absolutely brilliant. Creative writing an excellent delivery... Lov him. How'd I miss this gie. ✌️💯😭

  • @artofwargh
    @artofwargh 7 років тому +2

    In my country you can purchase the clip part (obviously without the belt) and just clip it in there forever and not wear a seatbelt. Personally the seatbelt saved my life so always wear it guys.

  • @HashiriyaSquadron
    @HashiriyaSquadron 2 роки тому +3

    Tough crowd. He's awesome.

  • @Living_Connectedness
    @Living_Connectedness Рік тому +2

    This has become soooooo much more relevant now. This audience had no idea what they were in for.

  • @neasahayes6044
    @neasahayes6044 2 роки тому

    Ding ding in Ireland also and beep beep beep if you forget to close the door of your fridge. Really does the head in.

  • @_kc_was_here
    @_kc_was_here Рік тому

    Everytime I start my blower I hear this in my head

  • @syrehn69
    @syrehn69 Рік тому

    Brilliant! 👋👋👋👋👋

  • @caputocentral4349
    @caputocentral4349 Рік тому

    "That's what ding-ding's for."

  • @GrowingDownUnder
    @GrowingDownUnder 6 років тому +1

    I pissed myself laughing at the start when he was talking about the leaf blower

  • @GonjaKiiing
    @GonjaKiiing 7 років тому +1

    Steve is a legend

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG 7 років тому

    god the ding ding part killed me. jesus i can't breathe

  • @PepalaPow23
    @PepalaPow23 7 років тому +7

    you can lick a plane in Tempe! hahaha thats funny af

  • @LyrelltheDark
    @LyrelltheDark 6 років тому

    Glad to see he's back!

  • @SouthCoast-ke5wh
    @SouthCoast-ke5wh 6 років тому +1

    Haha flight path Tempe, spot on mate you're a legend

  • @amazonia8393
    @amazonia8393 7 років тому +8

    What happened to Steve's HAIIRRR!!!!???

  • @Valhalla.Studio
    @Valhalla.Studio 3 роки тому +4

    ah mate the jokes about real estate prices hit even harder in 2021, fucking hell. Might not even a get a house with a tap and toilet for 1.2mil here in NZ lol.

  • @logicierge199
    @logicierge199 2 роки тому

    Where's your boy Bali. 😅😂😂👌🏽

  • @katgilbert9732
    @katgilbert9732 7 років тому +9

    Who cares about his hair?! This is so funny!!!

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 років тому +5

    Slow start but it picks up. The ding ding part killed me. And I know of an entire country that does not wear seatbelts and they ignore the ding ding....all day long! Some of the 'weaker' ones pay a mechanic to break it.

    • @FlyingDropBearAU
      @FlyingDropBearAU 7 років тому

      Shadow Heart pay a mechanic to unplug the sensor under the seat? You know you just reach under there and unclip it...right?

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 7 років тому +1

      No, and it never crossed my mind to disable a safety mechanism in a fast moving machines that weighs about a ton and which I sit inside it surrounded by other fast moving one ton machines.

    • @kristianburgess9503
      @kristianburgess9503 7 років тому

      lol

    • @Zeriouznez
      @Zeriouznez 7 років тому

      "FlyingDropBear" Unplug the wrong one and you might activate your side airbag

  • @APokeInTheEye
    @APokeInTheEye 4 роки тому

    I FUCKING LOVE YOUR COMEDY! BEEN WATCHING/STALKING YOU FOR 10 YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!😏👍🤗👁️👄👁️

  • @rajkrishan3092
    @rajkrishan3092 2 роки тому

    ah! the ding-ding 😂👌🏻

  • @andrewphillips8341
    @andrewphillips8341 5 років тому

    Love this guy

  • @smokeybirdman
    @smokeybirdman 7 років тому +2

    give em ding ding LOOOOL

  • @kel69222
    @kel69222 2 роки тому

    Loved the seat belt ding ding ding it does my head in my car used to do it until I removed the wires now there no ding ding ding

  • @marcusp905
    @marcusp905 4 роки тому

    we needed another funny Aussie after Rolf Harris, love this dude!

  • @williamsburgkavanagh1710
    @williamsburgkavanagh1710 4 роки тому

    thats what the dinging is for... priceless.

  • @keepcalmbuddy1025
    @keepcalmbuddy1025 6 років тому

    Still in my top 5 all time.

  • @luna-kr3zc
    @luna-kr3zc 6 років тому

    i never thought i'd say this
    this man looks WAY better with long hair

  • @PonchoRamirez1989
    @PonchoRamirez1989 6 років тому +12

    Perhaps just a sub par show by his standards, check out his recent podcast with Tom Rhodes, you'll see he is as on point as ever, he was just playing it 'safe' for this festival IMO.

    • @paulcurran4786
      @paulcurran4786 4 роки тому +1

      we have been asking for new material for years, cant all be show stoppers.

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision 2 роки тому

    Great set!

  • @dawnofthedunk
    @dawnofthedunk 3 роки тому

    GREAT comedian, saw him support Reggie hunter👍

  • @APokeInTheEye
    @APokeInTheEye 4 роки тому +1

    Do you understand? We fixed the seatbelt problem with the dingding!! 🤦😂😂😂😂

  • @Captain_Bucket
    @Captain_Bucket 6 років тому +1

    Absolutely fucking hilarious!

  • @trauma822
    @trauma822 7 років тому

    This guy is A BOSS!

  • @dazwall5092
    @dazwall5092 Рік тому

    Quality!

  • @themadmanofgadara8584
    @themadmanofgadara8584 7 років тому +2

    I WANT MORE

  • @jamestastic70
    @jamestastic70 2 роки тому

    I use a blower at work and my God when ur not using one and can hear them being used in a garden in town but u can still hear it in the countryside... bloody annoying. But I mostly use a cordless one nowadays 🤗🤗🤗

  • @lauraedwards442
    @lauraedwards442 4 роки тому +4

    1:10 ...shopping for a Calvin Klein dream catcher...

  • @viktorarvid8609
    @viktorarvid8609 6 років тому

    This guy is brilliant :D

  • @stevolution898
    @stevolution898 7 років тому +1

    Aussie at its best.

  • @stoneskull
    @stoneskull 7 років тому

    he's totally the best

  • @mikey1584mf
    @mikey1584mf Рік тому

    I watch it at x1.5 speed it’s even funnier 😂

  • @tomnavara9177
    @tomnavara9177 5 років тому +1

    Was just watching one of your 2012 shows . Defiantly like the old look better 🤘🤘. But still a funny man 👌

  • @leesteele666
    @leesteele666 4 роки тому

    Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewrolfe8857
    @andrewrolfe8857 Місяць тому

    We've all been there.