Why I Want To Kill The Bastard With The Leaf Blower | Steve Hughes | Sydney Comedy Festival

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2016
  • Steve Hughes performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2016.
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    Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy.
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  • @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth
    @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth 7 років тому +487

    Most underrated comedian on the planet.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 роки тому +4

      Dark Hymns From The Cold North - says who? Who underrates him, you? You don't like him? He's very successful isn't he so who is underrating him?

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah.... But he doesn't come out with a whole lot of new material.

    • @LAHegarty
      @LAHegarty 3 роки тому +5

      @@markfox1545 I think he means he's not break through to the mainstream.

    • @vancey7604
      @vancey7604 3 роки тому

      Confirmed

    • @vancey7604
      @vancey7604 3 роки тому

      @@atticus2581 2020 bitch.

  • @jamescannon4925
    @jamescannon4925 3 роки тому +67

    I'm not sure what I admire more Steve or his admiration for Enya

    • @malachi589
      @malachi589 2 роки тому +6

      He always finds a way to sneak her in

    • @donny_chang
      @donny_chang Рік тому

      I bloody hate Enya

  • @leaksson93
    @leaksson93 2 роки тому +80

    Steve is not the comedian the Australian government want but he is the one the people need.

  • @loup2226
    @loup2226 4 роки тому +15

    "We fixed the seatbelt problem with the ding ding!" Fucking gold.

  • @blueeyes4621
    @blueeyes4621 3 роки тому +36

    I watched Steve in England years ago he had me in tears of laughter, brilliant comedian.

  • @JackdawtheClown
    @JackdawtheClown 7 років тому +294

    Great to see some new material. One of my favourite comedians

  • @angge4261
    @angge4261 Рік тому +12

    I LOVE this guy. Almost 55yo mother of a 9yo gorgeous well-mannered boy who enjoys his nails being varnished by gran but his father is so against he has to remove. Grade 7 violinist, who LOVES good metal music and good old fashioned fucking decency.We need MUCH more of this. Healthy irreverence and thinking for oneself instead of brainwashing.

  • @firedrake7663
    @firedrake7663 3 роки тому +12

    You won’t find a more effortlessly good comedian, than Steve. Superb.

  • @freedomofchoicelover3734
    @freedomofchoicelover3734 2 роки тому +6

    Self confession here.....I fell for the Ding ding thing once...got a newer car, always had old bombs...was going home from somewhere, put my bag on the passenger seat...ding ding...for 30km...stopped a few times, checked the engine the lot...hilarious....got home in the driveway, took the bag off and it stopped...i never lived that one down

  • @garrchristopher3950
    @garrchristopher3950 6 років тому +33

    USA here, I have no idea how this Steve huges got on my you tube , but he is a breath of fresh air and vary intelligent very funny.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 2 роки тому +1

      UA-cam is an international platform, it’s not restricted to only content from your country lol

  • @adamturner1563
    @adamturner1563 4 роки тому +27

    Missed him. Its fucking great to see him still killing it! ....

  • @prettypointlessvideo
    @prettypointlessvideo 3 роки тому +6

    The guy shouting "Yes!" Lmaooo

  • @allisonbyrnes9093
    @allisonbyrnes9093 4 роки тому +11

    I was born an bred in Tempe , planes used to fly straight over my backyard you could throw a rock at them. I seen in the real estate listings couple year ago my old house sold for over over a million, it’s crazy🤣😆

  • @danmoore1811
    @danmoore1811 2 роки тому +10

    From an American standpoint you are funny AF even though this is 4 years ago that puts a lot of things in to perspective hope you're doing well man love your content

  • @dallasdobson8831
    @dallasdobson8831 4 роки тому +5

    I always listen to comedians from around the world because I can get some truth about what happening in other countries. It’s funny how often I can relate .

  • @richieharkness5535
    @richieharkness5535 7 років тому +43

    "Lost his edge" My arse! - Awesome as ever ! 😄

  • @souless08
    @souless08 2 роки тому +5

    Steve is funny as all hell, from start to finish

  • @carldefoe4673
    @carldefoe4673 Рік тому +1

    He coulda made a lot more of that leaf-blower material, he's left a gold mine untouched there.

  • @odytrice
    @odytrice 7 років тому +16

    He's a brilliant comedian

  • @rekabrekab-zs8lv
    @rekabrekab-zs8lv 2 роки тому +2

    How have I managed to miss this guy. ~`ing brilliant.

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 7 років тому +544

    Sorry to see he cut his hair, but I suppose we all do it eventually. Except for Dave Mustaine.

    • @rickh5683
      @rickh5683 7 років тому +10

      ha! excellent. Mustaine rocks!

    • @TheKenjoje
      @TheKenjoje 7 років тому +1

      ?

    • @neilcleary5706
      @neilcleary5706 7 років тому +2

      mustaine and Hughes. 2 legends!

    • @AlexanderOrion
      @AlexanderOrion 7 років тому +7

      Only when they have conquered your spirit..that's the day you are chosing to become a ghoul,living only from memories

    • @iamn00bish
      @iamn00bish 7 років тому +6

      Ash Chaya there are many great metal heads without huge amounts of hear

  • @Azraiel213
    @Azraiel213 2 роки тому +24

    Gotta enjoy Steve while it's still legal to tell jokes. 😆

    • @pnew7927
      @pnew7927 2 роки тому +3

      Spot on - the clock is ticking my friend 👌

  • @PaulMclauchlin
    @PaulMclauchlin 6 років тому +5

    I love Steve's comedy. I'll never hold it against him that he cut his hair, because I did it too. Fellow Metalhead talking.

    • @souless08
      @souless08 2 роки тому +1

      Agree..have cut mine and gown it back 4 times now LOL getting ready to cut it off for the last time soon. My last donation to the cancer wig folks.

  • @ramirami601
    @ramirami601 Рік тому +2

    one of my favourite comedian, both delivery and materia wise

  • @susanmclaughlin1478
    @susanmclaughlin1478 7 років тому +3

    I thought the ding ding fixed that. I laughed so hard, love this guy

  • @patrickmccormack4318
    @patrickmccormack4318 4 роки тому +8

    "A funny man is a man with a grievance." - Marshall McLuhan

  • @Evanmander
    @Evanmander 7 років тому +8

    So glad to see him still at it!

  • @85Aheadstix
    @85Aheadstix 7 років тому +54

    Dry as shit and funny as hell.

  • @deadright3118
    @deadright3118 7 років тому +44

    good to seeing back. still got it mate!

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf 7 років тому +5

    He's becoming great again! I thought he had lost it forever after seeing some footage from an earlier show, but it seems he's getting better again. Nice!

  • @JeroenTel
    @JeroenTel 7 років тому +38

    @Steve Hughes : Great you're back! Sharp as ever! :-)

  • @Stromthetruth1111
    @Stromthetruth1111 7 років тому +22

    Ahhhh another awesome one!! You are so good at making people laugh. And yet still spreading that truth seed. I love you man!!

  • @aestusmaris
    @aestusmaris 7 років тому +16

    Steve Hughes has become skinny Chopper. That's great.

  • @Chotabear
    @Chotabear 7 років тому +5

    "Brilliant house, it's got a tap" :D

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son 7 років тому +3

    Saw him here at the Enmore in July this year. Legend. Thankfully I'm seeing similar content to the show because I forgot everything he said but I knew it was great. Got to meet him too. Really nice fella. Happy to meet you and have a chat.

  • @lazylad9064
    @lazylad9064 4 роки тому +2

    Love this guy. Best comic around👍👍👍👍

  • @mattf6950
    @mattf6950 7 років тому +14

    "A Calvin Klein dreamcatcher!" haha Need more new material.

  • @OhSnapItzEden
    @OhSnapItzEden 7 років тому +6

    When he talked about the sign that said "end school zone" I thought he would agree and say something like yeah even the signs don't like the school zones we should end them

  • @Tony78454
    @Tony78454 6 років тому +2

    That Guy in front lol "YES! YES!". musta had run ins with a leaf blower guy

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 3 роки тому +1

      He lives in the Sydney suburbs. Everyone second house has a damn leaf blower.

  • @rrssmooth6643
    @rrssmooth6643 4 роки тому

    Just watched a scupltnation video for ten minutes with no end. That is Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember 7 років тому +26

    I'm so glad he's trying new material.
    I love his old bits but he got them for too long.
    Hopefully there comes a lot more, a bit of polishing and pulling a great special.
    With him being clean his productivity must be way up.

    • @socairnone5550
      @socairnone5550 7 років тому

      what kind of moron associates hair length with personal hygiene?

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 7 років тому +8

      With clean i meant off drugs...
      I don't give a damn about his hair.

    • @jayj791
      @jayj791 7 років тому

      dickhead

    • @Thrashaero
      @Thrashaero 7 років тому

      i was gonna say since i thought you meant clean as in material, like no cursing etc. when he opens the bit with cunt.

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 років тому

      Oh hell no, another misunderstanding. I just came back to watch it again. I got a carlin-esc view on clean acts.
      Don't cut down the vocabulary.

  • @LyrelltheDark
    @LyrelltheDark 5 років тому

    Glad to see he's back!

  • @schaffer8891
    @schaffer8891 4 роки тому

    1 of top 3 best comedians in the world easy 😂👍✌

  • @blooBerry371
    @blooBerry371 2 роки тому +3

    Holy shit I haven’t seen him with short hair…he suits it😂

  • @MOOSEDOWNUNDER
    @MOOSEDOWNUNDER 5 років тому +1

    Pure gold and so true.

  • @DrumApe
    @DrumApe 5 років тому +1

    I'm so glad humour is still here.

  • @bombshelltilly8577
    @bombshelltilly8577 7 місяців тому

    Love Steve from Hong Kong, he is the best 😂

  • @magillanz
    @magillanz 6 років тому +79

    saw Steve in Auckland a couple of months ago he was awesome. Was mostly on offence and being offended. Should do lecture tour of universities with it give the students some real education

    • @Payin_Attention
      @Payin_Attention 4 роки тому +5

      We need to see Hughes and Jordan Peterson discuss outrage culture.

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 4 роки тому +3

      @@Payin_AttentionJordan Peterson? That delusional, pretentious windbag that sells shock at the expense of the marginalised in society. What a hero.

    • @kobked-x
      @kobked-x 3 роки тому +2

      @@kingda117 if you are not joking, then you sir are a cad and a liar!

    • @faustusTVR
      @faustusTVR 3 роки тому +1

      He'd be banned from campus, too much wrong-think. Maybe it's a fine line between education and indoctrination.

    • @jitblues
      @jitblues 2 роки тому

      @@kingda117 Ooooh their fee fee's got hurt ...by the truth. So yeah...he's a hero.

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 7 років тому +8

    Great Steve is still going. He looks odd with short hair. I got his album Heavy Metal Comedy, fucking brilliant. Genius. Cheers Steve.

  • @SouthCoast-ke5wh
    @SouthCoast-ke5wh 6 років тому +1

    Haha flight path Tempe, spot on mate you're a legend

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG 6 років тому

    god the ding ding part killed me. jesus i can't breathe

  • @GrowingDownUnder
    @GrowingDownUnder 6 років тому +1

    I pissed myself laughing at the start when he was talking about the leaf blower

  • @smoothy4045
    @smoothy4045 4 роки тому

    Love this guy, always funny as f😂

  • @SC-vb2ui
    @SC-vb2ui 4 роки тому +3

    Brave with Integrity 🙏🏽💙

  • @charlesscarvelli865
    @charlesscarvelli865 4 роки тому +18

    Run for prime minister. You’ll have our votes

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard 3 роки тому +3

      I would move to your country and become a citizen just to vote for him. The US is on a bit of a down slide right now anyway. And, I had the pleasure of visiting your beautiful country once a few years back. As an American, I was treated poorly in a few places that I had visited. But, in Australia, I was treated very well. Very nice and friendly people in my experience. Wish my country (and many others) was a bit more like yours.

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 2 роки тому +2

    When I was a youngun we had to cross a road to get to our school. Kids were kids, acting like twats, running out in front of moving cars on a daily basis. All that stopped when a kid was run over and died, there is nothing like seeing a friend fly through the air, broken, to make kids respect the fast moving metal blocks that live on roads.
    I suggest every school selects one child, I would go with the bully, and they are used to demonstrate how deadly cars are when mixed with kids acting like cars aren't deadly. Gather all the students, have the bully run over in front of them. I guarantee they'll all respect the highway code then! Plus we get rid of the bully. Win-Win!

  • @Dina_tankar_mina_ord
    @Dina_tankar_mina_ord Рік тому

    Imagine if he ended the punchline with that the driver at the end with the everlasting ding-ding noise probably was the same leafblower guy listening to enya sail o way sail o way sail o way. thank you god night!

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 6 років тому +1

    We fixed the problem with the 'ding ding'! LMAO!!!!

  • @GonjaKiiing
    @GonjaKiiing 7 років тому +1

    Steve is a legend

  • @andrewphillips8341
    @andrewphillips8341 4 роки тому

    Love this guy

  • @aliceinabsentia
    @aliceinabsentia 3 місяці тому

    Love this guy.

  • @eltonjesus69
    @eltonjesus69 7 років тому +6

    comedy gold

  • @leesteele666
    @leesteele666 4 роки тому

    Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keepcalmbuddy1025
    @keepcalmbuddy1025 6 років тому

    Still in my top 5 all time.

  • @viktorarvid8609
    @viktorarvid8609 6 років тому

    This guy is brilliant :D

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision 2 роки тому

    Great set!

  • @smokeybirdman
    @smokeybirdman 7 років тому +2

    give em ding ding LOOOOL

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son 7 років тому +1

    Haha "What the fuck are they doing in our zone"

  • @MrRenegadeshinobi
    @MrRenegadeshinobi 4 роки тому +20

    George Carlin didn't die, he became Australian.

    • @souless08
      @souless08 2 роки тому +1

      Steve is funnier than carlin IMO.. Carlin was to whiny and preachy and a bit to self important... Steve is just funny without all the theatracial bullshit

  • @_kc_was_here
    @_kc_was_here Рік тому

    Everytime I start my blower I hear this in my head

  • @PepalaPow23
    @PepalaPow23 7 років тому +7

    you can lick a plane in Tempe! hahaha thats funny af

  • @themadmanofgadara8584
    @themadmanofgadara8584 7 років тому +2

    I WANT MORE

  • @twocanwonder
    @twocanwonder 4 роки тому +1

    From mortal sin to this.... Fuckin epic. Love it. 🤘🤘

  • @PatrickMcF
    @PatrickMcF 3 місяці тому

    "I got to split, bye." Man😮 it's been 40 years since I've heard that. " Where is Steve? " " The cat had to split, man!"
    Fat Freddy and Felix 😂

  • @marcusp905
    @marcusp905 4 роки тому

    we needed another funny Aussie after Rolf Harris, love this dude!

  • @trauma822
    @trauma822 7 років тому

    This guy is A BOSS!

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 роки тому +2

    Just found him mate an i Gota say. I'm a carlin Pryor for ever the best but now stevie mate. He's absolutely brilliant. Creative writing an excellent delivery... Lov him. How'd I miss this gie. ✌️💯😭

  • @williamsburgkavanagh1710
    @williamsburgkavanagh1710 4 роки тому

    thats what the dinging is for... priceless.

  • @syrehn69
    @syrehn69 Рік тому

    Brilliant! 👋👋👋👋👋

  • @katgilbert9732
    @katgilbert9732 7 років тому +9

    Who cares about his hair?! This is so funny!!!

  • @HashiriyaSquadron
    @HashiriyaSquadron 2 роки тому +3

    Tough crowd. He's awesome.

  • @stoneskull
    @stoneskull 7 років тому

    he's totally the best

  • @gadiensguide4385
    @gadiensguide4385 7 років тому +1

    Love you're work mate :D

  • @Living_Connectedness
    @Living_Connectedness Рік тому +2

    This has become soooooo much more relevant now. This audience had no idea what they were in for.

  • @luna-kr3zc
    @luna-kr3zc 6 років тому

    i never thought i'd say this
    this man looks WAY better with long hair

  • @neasahayes6044
    @neasahayes6044 Рік тому

    Ding ding in Ireland also and beep beep beep if you forget to close the door of your fridge. Really does the head in.

  • @redneckcowboy3586
    @redneckcowboy3586 3 роки тому

    I'm one of those twisted buggers that can just block out the ding ding...it helps when you blast ATR or motorhead so loud that you can't hear the ding ding though🤘🤘

  • @rajkrishan3092
    @rajkrishan3092 2 роки тому

    ah! the ding-ding 😂👌🏻

  • @dazwall5092
    @dazwall5092 Рік тому

    Quality!

  • @artofwargh
    @artofwargh 7 років тому +2

    In my country you can purchase the clip part (obviously without the belt) and just clip it in there forever and not wear a seatbelt. Personally the seatbelt saved my life so always wear it guys.

  • @logicierge199
    @logicierge199 2 роки тому

    Where's your boy Bali. 😅😂😂👌🏽

  • @Captain_Bucket
    @Captain_Bucket 6 років тому +1

    Absolutely fucking hilarious!

  • @kel69222
    @kel69222 2 роки тому

    Loved the seat belt ding ding ding it does my head in my car used to do it until I removed the wires now there no ding ding ding

  • @BenjaminPhifer
    @BenjaminPhifer 7 років тому

    Glad to hear he hasn't changed his thought process. Fucking genius.

  • @jamestastic70
    @jamestastic70 2 роки тому

    I use a blower at work and my God when ur not using one and can hear them being used in a garden in town but u can still hear it in the countryside... bloody annoying. But I mostly use a cordless one nowadays 🤗🤗🤗

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 років тому +5

    Slow start but it picks up. The ding ding part killed me. And I know of an entire country that does not wear seatbelts and they ignore the ding ding....all day long! Some of the 'weaker' ones pay a mechanic to break it.

    • @FlyingDropBearAU
      @FlyingDropBearAU 7 років тому

      Shadow Heart pay a mechanic to unplug the sensor under the seat? You know you just reach under there and unclip it...right?

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 7 років тому +1

      No, and it never crossed my mind to disable a safety mechanism in a fast moving machines that weighs about a ton and which I sit inside it surrounded by other fast moving one ton machines.

    • @kristianburgess9503
      @kristianburgess9503 7 років тому

      lol

    • @Zeriouznez
      @Zeriouznez 7 років тому

      "FlyingDropBear" Unplug the wrong one and you might activate your side airbag

  • @stefansoder6903
    @stefansoder6903 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant! Any new stuff? Is he still performing?

  • @tomnavara9177
    @tomnavara9177 4 роки тому +1

    Was just watching one of your 2012 shows . Defiantly like the old look better 🤘🤘. But still a funny man 👌

  • @caputocentral4349
    @caputocentral4349 Рік тому

    "That's what ding-ding's for."

  • @Valhalla.Studio
    @Valhalla.Studio 3 роки тому +4

    ah mate the jokes about real estate prices hit even harder in 2021, fucking hell. Might not even a get a house with a tap and toilet for 1.2mil here in NZ lol.