" God is just on the internet screwing around on porn hub or something like that and he's really not even looking at what i'm doing " that gives me straight up Corpse Husband vibes for some reason-
Well I’m not a red head but sense I am a Gemini I will be going to Satan when I die yes Satan not heaven or hell Satan and... I WANT TO BURN DOWN THE UNIVERSE..... so I have no clue what I am saying but Satan might so me as a horrible demon and maybe let me be Satan cause Satan might like me even tho I am not a red head
tyaty I mean, we as Earth humans can see he’s perverse and pestilential and so on, but within the universe he’s actually pretty nice compared to most “leaders”, he genuinely seems to care about his subjects and if you do consider the diseases that make you misshapen but happy and painless as “blessings” he does bless people often
In my country we call potatoes "Irish" I always wondered why. Irish people like potatoes, potatoes were probably imported to my country from Ireland. Big brain moment.
@@noahanders7605 The devil's human form, and sometimes even non-human form, have often been shown with ginger hair, and there are a few tales about apprentices of the Devil having red hair and ever now and then he possesses one of them to remain in the mortal realm. Red haired individuals in both Europe and Africa have also been suspected of having Satanic ties.
Gray: "He talks a lot, he tells bad jokes, and he's annoying. And his only good thing is that he made a funny joke once." Me: I *swear* Gray's spying on me... 🤔
Can confirm drug dealers can be nice. My 7th grade crush is now a drug dealer and he was super nice. I actually said he looked like a drug dealer to my brother, who knows him more. Asked me to be his friend once but I accidently forgot to say yes.
Me: Dies. God: Oh hey, I'm just making another Sims 4 video. I hope Florida Man wins this one. BTW, you're going to hell because you were a good person. Me: That explains everything on Earth.
In this game, no matter what happens, the game will only end in one of two ways: either Satan will kill you after you refuse him access to heaven twice, or he will destroy heaven. I know, I've played this game many times.
Gray: "He's like the nicest drug dealer I have ever met!" Me: "You have met drug dealers before?!" Also Me: "How many?!?!" Gray: "About 65" Also also Me: "Sounds like Gray"
13:05 "Hated everyone. Wanted to destroy the world. Big ego." That's basically Dio Brando from Jojo, just with the added fact of wanting to take it over then destroy it
15:17 Gray: "Only one place to send people to." Me: Not true, you now have the option to send them to the newly created extended circle of hell or the lower more traditional path of hell.
"Satan is 50% the reason I have a job."
That's most optimistic thing I've ever heard anyone say.
- an exorcist
*Big oof*
Priest should say this all the time. Haha
The likes are 666 and I’m not gonna ruin that
@@kaem.7830 I'm sorry.
Human: does anything
Gray: now its time to go to hell
Yep
Isn't that just the concept of "Original Sin"?
@@NajwaLaylah Yup even babies.
Fennix II Sounds like everything I've heard about God's logic. "You've had one angry thought-- *express elevator to Hell!"*
@@BennyLlama39 Which is *so motivational* -- If you think about doing it and you can't be sorry for thinking about it-- you might as well JUST DO IT.
Gray sending people to hell since the start of his career.
Gives like
Ok boomer
THERES 666 LIKES
@@hammyhattt2875 I know its crazy!!!
you know it baby
"You can go in heaven, but your truck stays in hell"
-GrayStillPlays 2019
He predicted the supernatural ending
wow
Um this was in 2019
What us in heaven but the truck in hell!?
Man, how else am I supposed to seek out the Isekai Truck now?
“Send me to hell already.”
*sends him to heaven*
I want to give u a like but I can not ruin the 666 likes
;w;
DONT.RUIN.THIS.COMMENT.PEOPLE
Omg 666 likes you are the devil
667, there can be no happiness
DAmnit
Satan in heaven:
Christians: I seen this one before
I love potastoes
Jewish: what do you mean this is brand new
Diablo 3 players: So have I!
people that dont know satan's origin: what are you talking about? this is brand new.
@@beastgalaxy295 dangit dude :( you took my joke
gray: ruins heaven
god: "gray is going to hell for sure"
gray: ruins hell too
god: "MEDAMMIT!"
shinagain “MEDAMMIT” 😂😂nice
That “Medammit” tho. This should be pinned.
_I didn’t get the medammit at first but now it makes so much sense oh my god_
@@ursae-minoris *oh my me
LOL
Grey: how can you love chaos and evil and still be a friendly person ...... wait a minute that’s literally grey
underrated
You said his name wrong ita gray not grey
@@jakethedove21playz34 still sounds the same
@@justpanky934 ok. And?
@@jakethedove21playz34 and thats all
"Punched her husband in the face"
"Died by drowing"
Something about this makes me suspicious e_e
Her husband killed her :v
@Teun Weijdener woooshing for what? ffs
Abusive relationship.
Brutal
@Teun Weijdener that's not how woosh works
“Destroyed his boss’ car”
“Jesus he sounds like me”
@j servant of the LORD what?
@j servant of the LORD um okay?
@@hiyou4812 no idea why he sent those long ass messages here when its out of topic lol
@@firesnakegaming5446 I know right
And after this it's like if you like cats you go to heaven
Plot twist: this game actually determines the fate of real people....
Only a few will make it
*suprised pikachu face* 🤔
Oh god it's the Death Note
@Lucordian Accordion too bad not everyone goes to heaven haha
Imagine being a good person all your life and it’s Gray you meet
Gray: HELL
"Death by house fire"
"Setted her friends house on fire"
....well now we know how her died in a house fire.....
so she sucide
Or she try to escape but failed miserably
Woah
_PLUS ULTRA_
r u all might's secret love child or all for one's secret love child?
“Talks a lot, makes bad jokes, Annoying.” “Told a funny joke once.” Good thing to know I have heaven to look forward too.
Same
That's my whole life description.
It seems that’s my life bio...expect I’m funny....sometimes.
Man all that it’s missing for me is SIMP
It seems like your annoying me already with your fakeness
satan:
bad things: literally the devil
good things: *nothing*
:(
@@CC.07 i follow you on instagram s8n
Hi Satan (◍•ᴗ•◍)⊃❤️
@Zubeen Bhuiyan idk just thought it sounded cool i guess
send him to heaven :)
“This is the nicest drug dealer I have ever met”
*hold up*
Hold up (ノ^_^)ノ
Ooo sh@t
Wonder who else he’s met?
Duckling Likes Playing 690th like
Duckling Likes Playing *fallout meme*
" God is just on the internet screwing around on porn hub or something like that and he's really not even looking at what i'm doing " that gives me straight up Corpse Husband vibes for some reason-
"I do love red heads"
"you know who also loves red heads?"
me: I like red hea-
"Satan"
me: *_I mean, he's not wrong_*
True
I mean, Satan is a red head himself
literally
Then i guess Satan needs a Icebeam to the Anus ASAP!!!
_sure_
Well I’m not a red head but sense I am a Gemini I will be going to Satan when I die yes Satan not heaven or hell Satan and...
I WANT TO BURN DOWN THE UNIVERSE..... so I have no clue what I am saying but Satan might so me as a horrible demon and maybe let me be Satan cause Satan might like me even tho I am not a red head
“Send Me To Hell Already”
Gray: *Now This Is What I Like To see*
Gray: YOU GO TO HEAVEN
Fireflare 908 😂
Gray: *To heaven you bloody go don't ask why.*
"How can you love evil and chaos and be a friendly person?!"
Me: *cough cough*
*seems like a particular person but i cant quite get it*
Maybe... nah. It CAN’T be Jack...
So who?
Gray in nutshell
I immediately thought of ryuunosuke from fate zero.
Him “Nicest drug dealer I’ve ever met”
FBI “FBI open up”
"Im -Gray's- the Devils number one fan"
Gray: today i lost my identity
I don’t like patatoes
“How can you love chaos and evil and still be a nice person?!”
*Nurgle would like a word* ...
Nurgle is only 'nice' compared to other chaos gods.
tyaty I mean, we as Earth humans can see he’s perverse and pestilential and so on, but within the universe he’s actually pretty nice compared to most “leaders”, he genuinely seems to care about his subjects and if you do consider the diseases that make you misshapen but happy and painless as “blessings” he does bless people often
Heinz Doofenshmirtz would like to have a lot of words. And a flashback.
Lol but some people who worship mr.devil are nice
I declare exterminautus
3:54 cercei: She died because of house fire
also cercei: accidentaly sets on fire friend's house
*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
*_she d i e d in the fire_*
CyanDaGacha OwO wooosh
hello twin :D
@@Mutchaa oml
I NEED MOUNTAIN DEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEED
"I do love red heads, do you know who else loves red heads Cerci? Satan"
XD
Gray: *sends good people to Hell*
Gray: *sends bad people to heaven*
God: What is wrong with you
Edit: O-O
--- God ---
Good things: Created the universe.
Bad things: Condemns people to eternal torture.
The solution is obvious.
@@vylbird8014 God
good things: is the source of all good
bad things: is the source of all evil
Tar Mairon well there is no good without evil so the source of evil is the source of good
Satan:*punches the good people*
OwU
“Lets make hell great again”
Are you imitating someone, Mr Satan? 🤔
More mocking really. Human politics don't so much matter to me really but mocking so called world leaders is just so damn fun.
@@satan9627
I..... yes. Just yes
hell you mean America
Let’s all just hope Gray isn’t the one deciding who goes where
Stephen Plur he probably put me In Heaven for all the terrible stuff I did.
I’m safe. I’m an asshole.
If you don't want Gray to decide whether you go to hell or not, die before Gray does.
We'd all end up in heaven because he'd know that we watched his videos
...
"More burning in hell for eternity damn it"
Did Gray just predict his own afterlife?
Next Grey video in year 2109:
*I made hell cooler than absolute zero*
@@truonghoang7812 hello
12:55
Me: realizes that guy's name is Light
Also me: death note really has changed since 2006
And he ( even if it should be impossible for him) got sent to heaven
"Hell looks like someone pissed blood on the clouds"
*It's called a period, buddy*
Edit: Seems like you guys can’t take a damn joke, smh
Starhaven that’s what I was gonna say
Too true. During my first period and pms caused me to be unable to keep food or liquids down. I absolutely hate vomiting
So hell is only women and heaven is only men cool
nobody cares 123 I didn’t say that, have you ever hear of a joke?
Erick Hedrick she probably did get the joke though
All of Gray's videos are like
Gray: I'm gonna try to ruin everything
The people: Gray you son of a b*tch
Even Satan's number 1 fan couldn't get a break.
Gray: I’m gonna ruin everything
Us: yeah, yeah, we get it.
Yup hahahaha that poor Robin Hood guy hahhaa
"Gray you son of a b-*doldphin cackle*"
666th like lol
“Hated potatoes”. Me: go in there!
Satan: yes, yes come inside!
Gray:I destroyed heaven
Shaggy: *zoinks man he's more powerful than me*
Not just heaven the entire omniverse you mean
ha as if shaggy would say that it would only take 3% of his power to destroy heaven AND hell
@@fsmreload3438 well Gray also destroyed Hell too...
FSM Reload Gray can defeat Shaggy with the pure power of the dimensions
@@kairuku8498 and sadness of course!
2:26
Bad things about him:
Destroyed bosses car
Cursed al lot
Gray: that sounds a lot like me
*DESTROYED BOSSES CAR*
WHAT
He destroyed his own car
Hate to be that person but.... Boss’s
Snail Boat or Boss’
BeamNG
@@snailboat9687 hate to be that person but... Boss'
Girl in video game: _loves potatoes_
Me: *Happy Irish noises*
I have to imagine that just sounds like a Michael Flatley wet dream
YAS I GOT THE 69TH LIKE HAHA LMAO
In my country we call potatoes "Irish" I always wondered why. Irish people like potatoes, potatoes were probably imported to my country from Ireland. Big brain moment.
@@regismarkv3208 potatoes aren't naturally Irish. They were taken brought from South America
Isn't the best waifu in that anime about everyone dying a potato lover?
Gray: heaven is finally getting destroyed Gray when he dies: goes to hell
''I want to meet Satan''
Gray: You all know where this is going to go
''This is so not cash money of you''
Satan went to heaven at the end so he still meet him
@@gaNull True dat
"Do you know who else likes redheads? Satan."
This... is actually 100% true according to many legends and folktales.
Really?
@@noahanders7605 The devil's human form, and sometimes even non-human form, have often been shown with ginger hair, and there are a few tales about apprentices of the Devil having red hair and ever now and then he possesses one of them to remain in the mortal realm. Red haired individuals in both Europe and Africa have also been suspected of having Satanic ties.
@@reziliagrieves8028 oh ok
@@reziliagrieves8028 shut up
@@person6215 ???
So where's that lady's husband?; cause of death: Potato.
2019 RIP
The hated potato's guy
He arrived waaaay earlier
Died due to potato aim.-ed at him.
gray: sends somebody who hates cats to hell
me: good that makes me happy
Woooooow that was sarcastic
Cats are mind controling psychopathic thieves
“Starring mr clean who rubbed hot sauce all over his body”
BRUH 721 LIKES-
Xx_Arctic_Winter_Wolfie_ 101_xX 222 likes it’s an angel number 🗿
I love that fetish.
“You can rub that hot sauce, on me Daddy~!”
SomeGirlDraws NOOO SIRRRR
You have exactly 500 likes right now. That's good luck, congrats
@@Basils_Garden straight to hell
"More burning for eternity dammit" i laugh every time he says dammit
I like potas toes s
@@toritori64_ Ok
Toy TV 4
Gray: "He talks a lot, he tells bad jokes, and he's annoying. And his only good thing is that he made a funny joke once."
Me: I *swear* Gray's spying on me... 🤔
Same
Hey you’re at 2 now buddy, keep going!
That's what I thought too😂
That makes the 5 of us
Yeah, that's me too! 😂
“Threw potatoes at husband” 😂😂
Gray: *puts a literal saint in hell*
God: It was an okay decision.
Gray: *puts a mildly bad person in heaven*
God: Bad decision.
Gray: Why.....
Gray: *_(;o_o)_*
@@fireinthehole_727 hello
Bad things: Hated the police
That didn't age super well
Horseshoe theory. It aged so poorly it's now looped around to have aged well.
its just a game. Also this was made WAY before the #BlackLivesMatter movement
@@Evanedits191 I know. That's why I said "That didn't age super well"
SergeantSmilo oh ok. Also UA-cam REALLY needs to fix their horrible algorithm
@@Evanedits191 What relevance does that have to the conversation you were having??
"Its hell day except if you're actual Satan!"
"Its heaven day except if you're actual Angel!"
*"He's like the nicest drug dealer I've ever met"*
Me: 🤔😧
It's not about the nicest drug dealer think about the part that says I've ever met
Congratulations, you got the joke!
Disliking potatoes, indeed, makes you a terrible person.
It makes you a FECKING terrible person
So my sister and my friend are going to hell, nice!
*first date*
“Yeah I really like potatoes”
*years after being married”
“I LOVE YOU!!!” *throws 80 different types of potatoes at him*
Plot twist he never like potatoes
Gray:he’s like the kindest drug dealer I’ve ever met
Me:wait you’ve met drug dealers
you havent?
"There's a guy for everything."
David Winters Well he lives in Florida so... 🤷🏼♂️
“Destroyed his bosses car and curses a lot sounds like me” HOL UP WHAT
“Let me ask you something James... was that A- in biology, worth getting microwaved in hell for all eternity” I feel attacked
When gray uploads
Me: YES
My mind: time to watch some death and destruction
Me too, me too
gray: "how can you worship chaos and evil while being a friendly person?"
me: uhhmm.... heh
see he can't chat un subscribe
Jevil from deltarune chilling in his cel hearing this: HEY DON'T I EXIST!?
ay yes why saitan is red? he sprayed sauce over himself i know now lol
10:55
This man is like the human version of Spleens
Yeah
11:00 now we’ve seen the MALE, HUMAN version of Spleens, wow second time now
Name:
Emily
Death by:
Laughing hysterically at this video, could not breathe
Gray: *HELL*
Hey, You know that's *Hell* You're walking into
HEAVEN
CAUSE: WAS GRAYS FAN
BAD THINGS:
UNORIGINAL COMMENT
SPAMMER AND LIKE ASKER
LIKES GACHALIFE
gray: *HELL*
"How can you love evil and chaos and still be a friendly person?" Have you never met anyone from the metal community?
*This is why you don’t trust gray with anything.*
Cause he's GAY
@@user-cv3dr4kt7j if you take a way the "r" in "gray"
@@user-cv3dr4kt7j Mmmmm, Camp at it's finest!
It's amazing how a lot of the Gacha Life community likes Gray. Hmmmm, what does that say about us?
"Extremely lazy" " lived a peaceful life" "was a calm person" THAT S ME DURIN QUARANTINE🙈
Correction: that is civilization during the pandemic
"Do I even identify as a creature?" is a whole mood.
4:53 "me go to heaven right?"
*Yes*
Bad things : "hates cats"
me : to hell you go
To be fair it would be sorta reasonable to hate cats if they killed you.
Good things:
>Likes cats
Me: a free pass to heaven for you
i’d send her to hell too.
so ur i'm too lazy to cat
Gray: "hes the kindest drugdealer i have met"
Me: ...wait a minute
Can confirm drug dealers can be nice. My 7th grade crush is now a drug dealer and he was super nice. I actually said he looked like a drug dealer to my brother, who knows him more. Asked me to be his friend once but I accidently forgot to say yes.
hmmmmmm...
The fact that it said okay decision when he sent the dude to Hell was hilarious as well.
Hey 69 likes
Gray: ~reads text~ Hey it's me, Satan!! ~laughs~
Me: ~laughs~ Sounds like me sister.
3:37”made fun of bald people”
*saitama wants to know your location*
>Hated potatoes
That’s an instant sentence to eternal damnation in my book
If u hate potatos u hate me. cause im a lazy potato
5:55 I heard that southern accent Gray-
"Now starring mr. clean who has a fetish for rubbing hot sauce all over his body"
Well that isn't very clean is it?
The funny part is cleaning it after. What's the point of being mr clean if there's nothing to clean in the first place?!
"The nicest drug dealer I've ever met"
Like he knows multiple
Satan: Hey fellas guess who's back
Angels: ...(Russian anthem intensifies)
Key to surviving the wrath of Gray:
1: Declare yourself Floridian
2: Drink beer
3: Do Drugs
Congrats
Thanks for this bro
"nice drug dealer"
later:*Sells drugs in heaven*
Me: Dies.
God: Oh hey, I'm just making another Sims 4 video. I hope Florida Man wins this one. BTW, you're going to hell because you were a good person.
Me: That explains everything on Earth.
Me: I wasn't perfect, but I gave to charity and I lived an honest life
Gray: Burn, baby burn!
IM ON FIRE
me: dies
me: sees gray
gray: hes done all good things hes going to hell
This lore is so intense my goodness wow this is top tier this needs an award
So cruel, would you send me to heaven if I wanted to hang out with Satan?
yes
Yee
Satan: *threats*
Gray: Haha no u
-Le two day later-
Gray: SATAN GOES TO HEAVEN EVERYONE GOES TO HEAVEN
"i love redheads"
>me, a scottish girl with long red hair 0.o
No? You're A Smol Cat With A Pink Hat, Obviously.
You know who also loves redheads?
*Satan*
@@zoee3296 It's an accurate statement I do in fact have a preference for redheads.
The devil falls in love with a cat..
*_I NEED THIS ANIME IN MY LIFE._*
@@ikeasunshine6196 Cats are my minions. What about the Devil takes over the world with Cats instead?
8:09
It's Florida man
"Loves chaos and evil?! Is a good person?! How?!"
Gray is the prime example of this in action! Go Florida!
"How can you love chaos and evil and be a friendly person?!"
* Cough * * Cough * Ted Bundy * cough *
scp dr bright
and GLaDOS from portal (wheatley too)
Your not wrong
He wasn't friendly... He was deceiving
* Cough * * Cough * Flowey * Cough *
6:04
Truck owners/coal rollers:
*You're a Prius owner, boy.*
In this game, no matter what happens, the game will only end in one of two ways: either Satan will kill you after you refuse him access to heaven twice, or he will destroy heaven. I know, I've played this game many times.
when you said,
"Death by flood"
i thought he said,
"Death by *blood*"
*blood* you mean?
*blood* "
Like that
"So, how did you die?"
"Oh, I got killed by my blood"
When you hate a certain food
Gray: HELL
Satan heading to heaven:
*”Nice place.”*
Satan: *"Nice place." "YEET!!"*
Gray: "He's like the nicest drug dealer I have ever met!"
Me: "You have met drug dealers before?!"
Also Me: "How many?!?!"
Gray: "About 65"
Also also Me: "Sounds like Gray"
Gray:”We’re back with the only game where if you slapped a kid when you were 4 you are going to rot in hell for all eternity.”
Everyone:... oops
“it was a bad decision just because she hated kids?!” I uuuuuum I think you missed the first bullet
0:21 Azrael, angel of death
Lucifer is a great show it’s on netflix 4 seasons!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
only one season is on netflix currently
Lucifer fanssss.
Asriel Dreemurr, the God of Hyperdeath
13:05 "Hated everyone. Wanted to destroy the world. Big ego." That's basically Dio Brando from Jojo, just with the added fact of wanting to take it over then destroy it
I just started the video and it said, on full volume, in the mall: This is the only video where slapping a child...
“How can you love chaos and evil”
Literally every video is “I tried to make a living hell”
15:17 Gray: "Only one place to send people to."
Me: Not true, you now have the option to send them to the newly created extended circle of hell or the lower more traditional path of hell.
"Mr. Clean who has a fetish for rubbing hot sauce all over his body"
Mr. ... dirty?
10:21
I just imagine a woman throwing potatoes at her husband during night time screaming:
I LOVE U SO MUCH I LET U EAT MY POTATOES