I Made Every Bad Life Choice and This Happened - Imagine Lifetimes

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +10262

    I don't even know what to say about the ways I managed to die...

    • @mattglass2719
      @mattglass2719 5 років тому +35

      Keep up the good work Gray!

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 5 років тому +27

      (Repost as a reply)
      Hey Gray, are you under evacuation orders from Hurricane Dorian, considering you live in Cape Coral?

    • @danehedman5706
      @danehedman5706 5 років тому +11

      When you open up a game and the first thing you see is a sperm and a egg. “Awwww this is going to get special.”

    • @rainyriver
      @rainyriver 5 років тому +3

      I ask myself that all the time.

    • @sauce2789
      @sauce2789 5 років тому +1

      Make more universe simulator 2

  • @Valtharr
    @Valtharr 5 років тому +3228

    I love how Gray literally can't fathom that his first choice actually rejected him

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +790

      I thought she just had a really good sense of humor.

    • @Joink05
      @Joink05 5 років тому +26

      😂

    • @margaretwilson8736
      @margaretwilson8736 5 років тому +35

      HAHA yah Theatre major that had a crush on a teacher ZOINKS

    • @awagwfawgaawfaaw
      @awagwfawgaawfaaw 5 років тому +5

      @@GrayStillPlays Just goes to show you are not funny.

    • @brookep17
      @brookep17 5 років тому +5

      Been looking for this comment 😂😂

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 5 років тому +15454

    _"I'm picking every worst possible option"_
    *Picks dad*

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 5 років тому +61

      Yep lol

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 5 років тому +253

      Saying dad is usually the wrong choice

    • @dough2903
      @dough2903 5 років тому +90

      NobodyLikesYouAnd Nobody Did life tell you that? 😂😂😂

    • @no__ob7456
      @no__ob7456 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 5 років тому +22

      @@dough2903 yes

  • @thatsjustdappourocketiquet2819
    @thatsjustdappourocketiquet2819 5 років тому +3088

    “What is this, selling drugs?”
    *Competitive weed dealing*

    • @moistsocks2188
      @moistsocks2188 5 років тому +10

      XDDDDDD

    • @hsides1511
      @hsides1511 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @girlscangame2333
      @girlscangame2333 4 роки тому +5

      I’d win then 😏

    • @maneuveraviator007_3
      @maneuveraviator007_3 4 роки тому +6

      So whoever gets the most money or the last person who is not in jail wins?

    • @ExDud
      @ExDud 4 роки тому +5

      I am a swimmer and all my friends think I’m a drug dealer so this fits me perfectly.

  • @rnguice3489
    @rnguice3489 5 років тому +5368

    Gray "I smoked 150 cigarettes."
    Also Gray: has 300,000,000 kids

  • @sillypossibility7301
    @sillypossibility7301 5 років тому +3368

    "My parents told me to get a real job"
    Boy oh boy I bet they are proud of you today

    • @nanaki-seto
      @nanaki-seto 5 років тому +68

      If youtube gets back to how it was like 4 years ago or so we will have a generation of kids saying they want to be a professional youtuber when they grow up and their parents are gona be oh hell yes !!

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 5 років тому +47

      @@nanaki-seto Except that won't happen. There might be some other service that'll replace it, but you run into the same issue as with rock stars.

    • @crazyivan512
      @crazyivan512 5 років тому +29

      heck ... now there are places that have UA-cam summer camp, where you can send your kids to learn how to be youtubers

    • @nanaki-seto
      @nanaki-seto 5 років тому +6

      @@TheInsomniaddict have you been keeping up with jorg sprave the youtube union etc ? It very well could in fact happen. UA-cam is backed against a wall at this point

    • @The-Spaceducky
      @The-Spaceducky 5 років тому +1

      crazyivan512 cool

  • @joelz1260
    @joelz1260 5 років тому +851

    3:56
    "What kind of a job is cash registers"
    *Sad squidward noises*

  • @GiantParfait
    @GiantParfait 5 років тому +2488

    8:35 The travel path is blocked it requires freedom
    Bruh

    • @ateasewiththecheese2140
      @ateasewiththecheese2140 5 років тому +99

      It's referring to he ain't got no freedom cause he's married.
      brUh

    • @GhostGlitch.
      @GhostGlitch. 5 років тому +24

      AJ D I travel way more now that I'm not single personally

    • @GiantParfait
      @GiantParfait 5 років тому +4

      @@GhostGlitch. exactly my point, haha. Same

    • @ladyathenaofowls
      @ladyathenaofowls 5 років тому +19

      At ease with the cheese b o o m e r h u m o r
      W I F E B A D

    • @allat871
      @allat871 5 років тому +3

      @@ateasewiththecheese2140 ok boomer

  • @HomoLegalMedic
    @HomoLegalMedic 5 років тому +5690

    You smoked 150 cigarettes? HONEY, YOU SMOKED 150 PACKS, THAT'S 3000 CIGARETTES...

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 5 років тому +280

      And one cigarette is 4000+ chemicals.. oh boy..

    • @dracenas6625
      @dracenas6625 5 років тому +56

      @@Creatorsan well not that much, but still a lot.

    • @TheSouthwestBoyz
      @TheSouthwestBoyz 5 років тому +271

      Smokes 3k cigs "Why did smoking kill me"

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 років тому +45

      After the first few hundred the math goes out of the window...

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic 5 років тому +81

      @@dracenas6625 Actually, when burned, cigarettes create more than 7000 chemicals. Whereas there's only 600 is in the actual unlit cigarette. About 70 are known to cause cancer...

  • @overstack7128
    @overstack7128 5 років тому +1537

    "what is love"
    A - Baby don't hurt me
    B - No more

    • @tarahdactyl8937
      @tarahdactyl8937 5 років тому +14

      The game cheats. Both those answers are right

    • @Paseretch
      @Paseretch 5 років тому +6

      @Mike MacNeill F respects

    • @velvetbrainhaze
      @velvetbrainhaze 5 років тому +9

      Mike MacNeill G: Never gonna make you cry

    • @gharnox8210
      @gharnox8210 5 років тому +8

      @@velvetbrainhaze H: Never gonna say goodbye

    • @makaalbarn7258
      @makaalbarn7258 4 роки тому

      P: Nobody Love Me

  • @caitlyn2122
    @caitlyn2122 5 років тому +2076

    "I wanted to be a painter but you didnt like that you Jackass"
    I told my mom I wanted to be doctor and she said "Like you could be one."

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 років тому +27

      Eh, i kinda stop trying... I will just wait for something more useful in life than watching anime. 😅

    • @lilybrideau7604
      @lilybrideau7604 5 років тому +97

      I told my mom I wanted to be a teacher and she just said “No you dont.”

    • @VermillionRedd
      @VermillionRedd 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @rainbaiyu
      @rainbaiyu 5 років тому +1

      IG?

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 5 років тому +39

      @@lilybrideau7604 That's something I'd agree with if you want to become an elementary or highschool teacher. Teaching people is great but being a teacher isn't. At least in my area expect to be a substitute for a decade before maybe getting a permanent job. Teaching is a field that a lot of people go into, but it's not a field that rewards based on competency.
      If you do go for a teaching degree aim to become an instructor for adults or work for an organization that provides after school services, or go into an ESL program. Unless your area needs teachers you'll probably have a better life doing that.

  • @TheShinyDude
    @TheShinyDude 5 років тому +2674

    "Why did swiping kill me?"
    It’s because someone said "Swiper no swiping"

  • @howdytherestranger2139
    @howdytherestranger2139 5 років тому +291

    “I want to be a painter”
    “Why don’t you choose a real hobby”
    “I’ll smoke my days away”
    “Why don’t you do something productive with your time”
    “Well I WANTED to be a painter but okay”
    What a literal mood

    • @询凌
      @询凌 4 місяці тому

      ok

  • @waterunderthebridge7950
    @waterunderthebridge7950 5 років тому +390

    When he’s so confident that he’d rather believe that he had two wives than the fact that the first one rejected him xD

  • @gary7846
    @gary7846 5 років тому +4954

    Guy laugh, thought he's make it official with 2 girls.
    *Didn't know what the 'HAHA!' Means*
    You got rejected bruv

  • @daaave_
    @daaave_ 5 років тому +708

    “How come it locks out some of the others?”
    Somebody has never been to school....

    • @Adam_adenvetures1555
      @Adam_adenvetures1555 4 роки тому +25

      yep
      oh the groups
      all the DAMN SCOOL GROOPS
      rap with me!!!
      NERDSJOCKSCOOLKIDSBRATSIDIOTSTEACHERSPETSARTKIDSLONERSAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYMACARENA

    • @eden-.-3483
      @eden-.-3483 4 роки тому +2

      @@Adam_adenvetures1555 "tea" wtf

    • @fridamunoz2947
      @fridamunoz2947 4 роки тому +7

      @@eden-.-3483 it says teacher's pet

    • @eden-.-3483
      @eden-.-3483 4 роки тому +1

      @@fridamunoz2947 wow, I'm so stupid :'D

    • @shannonhewins
      @shannonhewins 4 роки тому +3

      @@eden-.-3483 yes you are

  • @HarveyMeadowlark
    @HarveyMeadowlark 5 років тому +1230

    “Who’s your favorite parent?”
    We starting off real good

    • @Ricky-tu9qn
      @Ricky-tu9qn 5 років тому +9

      Carla ??? Tf

    • @Hendika
      @Hendika 5 років тому

      Another comment coming

  • @amcghie7
    @amcghie7 5 років тому +1307

    Young Gray: "I want to be a painter when I grow up!"
    Gray's Parents: "Hmm, have you considered getting a real job instead?"
    Gray: *BECOMES UA-camR*
    I bet they're proud.

    • @GygasDistruttore
      @GygasDistruttore 5 років тому +58

      What is a video, if not a moving painting???
      IN a sense, Gray has achieved his dream.

    • @amcghie7
      @amcghie7 5 років тому +28

      @@GygasDistruttore Gray is definitely the Bob Ross of the 21st Century

    • @roblox_guy_1015
      @roblox_guy_1015 5 років тому +11

      @@amcghie7 you mean the bob ross of death

    • @awagwfawgaawfaaw
      @awagwfawgaawfaaw 5 років тому +8

      Least It's not gender studies.

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 5 років тому

      H

  • @Exceltiaawesome
    @Exceltiaawesome 5 років тому +345

    I laughed out loud like a hyena when I saw smoking as a college major please help

    • @irl1966
      @irl1966 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@miso-ge1gz u 2 good name

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 5 років тому +425

    "Which wife is it?" Well, seeing as Uma laughed at you at the thought of dating you, I wouldn't think it would be her....

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 5 років тому +1418

    Probably ended up with my life

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 5 років тому +13

      Hold up

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +28

      Could be worse. You could be like me, where you do everything right and the outcome is still always wrong.

    • @beanbag6799
      @beanbag6799 5 років тому +1

      gray should definitely put his big toe in my mouth sock

    • @RickSanchez-gg1to
      @RickSanchez-gg1to 5 років тому +1

      BETA MALE

    • @PokeFan17000
      @PokeFan17000 5 років тому +2

      *Issue: You're in the video and you don't like it.*

  • @ahfreshair9242
    @ahfreshair9242 5 років тому +403

    “Only people that ride on things can be my friend”
    -Sincerely, Gray 2019.

  • @Sebas-bs8uk
    @Sebas-bs8uk 5 років тому +541

    Game: Presents anything Gray is not immediately familiar with.
    Gray: Is that selling drugs!?

  • @akrobeau
    @akrobeau 5 років тому +507

    4:13 “Mechanical engineering, *s m o k i n g!”*

    • @akrobeau
      @akrobeau 5 років тому +2

      Justice Gagne it said mechanical engineering on the paper, that’s what i was referring to.

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 5 років тому +8

      akrobeau the joke is that gray said medical engineering

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому

      they burn a lot of things at the underwriters laboratories...and they do so in a variety of creative and exciting ways that at times can be quite dangerous... so if you have any latent deeply repressed arsonist tendencies its the perfect job for you

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 5 років тому

      Bunta from Initial D approves.

  • @MrJaco2a
    @MrJaco2a 5 років тому +988

    Uma dumped you bro! She laughed because you wanted to make it official.

    • @forgemakesstuff2734
      @forgemakesstuff2734 4 роки тому +2

      RusticMinded I want to like this but you’re at 666 and i don’t want to ruin it

    • @HaHaHaxP100
      @HaHaHaxP100 4 роки тому +1

      Maya Bauer same lmao i liked it then i saw your comment so i unliked it

  • @significantpepper5274
    @significantpepper5274 5 років тому +636

    Mom:"What's your job?"
    Me:"S M O K I N G"

    • @nikmatzulesham8576
      @nikmatzulesham8576 5 років тому +14

      Im something of a professional smoker myself

    • @johannson1980
      @johannson1980 5 років тому +1

      Best to avoid the nicotine-rich sticks of disease.

    • @significantpepper5274
      @significantpepper5274 5 років тому +2

      @@johannson1980 My job is smoking the nicotine rich sticks,SO I CAN BUY THE NICOTINE RICH STICKS! I'm a genius!

    • @johannson1980
      @johannson1980 5 років тому

      @@significantpepper5274 Ok, you can keep doing so, your lifespan will shorten.

  • @rosehearttoxic1691
    @rosehearttoxic1691 5 років тому +481

    You only have one partner, the first one laughed in your face and left

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 5 років тому +30

      If it's any consolation, she probably died from swiping.

  • @haley836
    @haley836 5 років тому +133

    When are we going to tell him that the first girl rejected him lol

  • @hm149
    @hm149 5 років тому +729

    Every bad choice
    yet you don't pick "ta-ta" as first words

  • @julesnpva9455
    @julesnpva9455 5 років тому +190

    "I'm gonna pick theatre because it sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or make us homeless."
    As a theatre major I approve this message XD

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 4 роки тому +2

      Also a theater major, same for me

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 роки тому +3

      So.... Which one has it led to? Lol.

  • @frycandle
    @frycandle 5 років тому +13

    Being the one responsible for bringing this game out into the world I must say:
    Gray, well played! I couldn't have wished for a more perfect player to match the game with. :'D
    Thank you so much for checking out my game! You've just made my day.
    P.S. This is just the beginning, I'm expanding the experience and will eventually release the "Deadly Edition".
    I'll keep you posted, -Frycandle

  • @PoyntFury
    @PoyntFury 5 років тому +135

    "What the hell!? An Alpaca just showed up! We're definitely picking that one!"
    Well, if there was any question that this is a Gray video, this answers it.

  • @phoebe3575
    @phoebe3575 5 років тому +78

    “I’m picking Theatre because it sounds like something that could either make you a millionaire or homeless”
    Me, a theatre student: I think I fall under the homeless category but oh well too late now

    • @alexanderwheeler3943
      @alexanderwheeler3943 4 роки тому +5

      As someone with theatre friends, and intends to be a writer himself... I get that

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 4 роки тому +3

      I also majored in theater, but I did eventually get s job as an actor
      And then they fired me without explaining why, no joke

  • @YannisBang
    @YannisBang 5 років тому +264

    oh yeah i majored in smoking
    it pretty hard

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 років тому +6

      I just smoke without majoring lol

    • @CutYourBangs9
      @CutYourBangs9 5 років тому +18

      I got an A+ because I got lung cancer in the process

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 5 років тому +3

      @@3bydacreekside well i am a professional smoker
      you amature

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 років тому +1

      Well I had a .8 GPA you egghead

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 5 років тому +1

      @@3bydacreekside Well i discovered smoking is actully bad and died 1 year after that get on my level

  • @HadesTheSecondGR
    @HadesTheSecondGR 5 років тому +3280

    Don't worry man if you play as an artist try as a politician it worked for a German dude

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 5 років тому +317

      *Austrian

    • @alexer52
      @alexer52 5 років тому +342

      _Momma and Papa didn't like it when I colored..._
      _So, I got rid of all the coloreds. - Hitler, probably_

    • @swazmarthy5929
      @swazmarthy5929 5 років тому +98

      Good advice, satan

    • @_verge4476
      @_verge4476 5 років тому +28

      Thanks, Satan

    • @thejumbaking2424
      @thejumbaking2424 5 років тому +9

      Canadain*

  • @The117th
    @The117th 5 років тому +104

    "I'm gonna pick the teacher" legit everyone misses the literal Mrs. Robinson XD

  • @ishmealoj
    @ishmealoj 5 років тому +427

    some soundcloud rapper is now gonna make a song about selling drugs in the traphouse whilst wearing goggles and a swimming cap

    • @yung-stephen
      @yung-stephen 5 років тому +3

      you tried

    • @ishmealoj
      @ishmealoj 5 років тому +21

      @@yung-stephen so did your parents but they should have stopped

    • @mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699
      @mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699 5 років тому +1

      @@ishmealoj OUCH!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

    • @yung-stephen
      @yung-stephen 5 років тому +1

      big boss ur a sensitive little guy huh

    • @ishmealoj
      @ishmealoj 5 років тому +3

      @@yung-stephen * yawns *

  • @beebiekitty
    @beebiekitty 5 років тому +587

    "I've smoked 150 cigarettes and I'm still not dead yet so i guess i have to pick a job"
    F E L T
    T H A T

  • @kbellaperez1655
    @kbellaperez1655 5 років тому +39

    “ What the heck! An alpaca just showed up ! “
    This is the best line ever 😂

  • @MaverickGaming
    @MaverickGaming 5 років тому +131

    I think that HAHA on the first "Make it official" was her rejecting you lol

  • @tinkerermelon6599
    @tinkerermelon6599 5 років тому +202

    Fs in the chat for Umar, the only person Grey wouldn't bone.

  • @aubreycatlin7397
    @aubreycatlin7397 5 років тому +97

    5:44 as a actor I can say that this is 100% true

    • @kevinadams1835
      @kevinadams1835 4 роки тому +2

      I’m an actor as well!

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 4 роки тому +1

      Also became an actor, but they fired me without an explanation

  • @mr.coffee6242
    @mr.coffee6242 5 років тому +286

    I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, my parents told me to find a real profession.
    I became a youtuber
    Gray 2019

  • @BreadLoeuf
    @BreadLoeuf 5 років тому +57

    “I don’t understand why swiping contains carcinogen.”

  • @alexandramanciu3508
    @alexandramanciu3508 5 років тому +16

    "theater sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or homeless"
    i felt that at the bottom of my heart

  • @noobiii
    @noobiii 5 років тому +111

    according to socialblade you make a minimum of 9k per month
    so i guess you got a real job because the average job is $30-40k and you make 72k

    • @naumen6508
      @naumen6508 5 років тому +8

      Nah. Still irrelevant to most parents.

    • @eldritchyarnbeing3295
      @eldritchyarnbeing3295 5 років тому +3

      if i were making that i wouldnt give a damn whether or not people thought it was a "real job" lmao

  • @vaporwavedog
    @vaporwavedog 5 років тому +214

    when you had two wives it was really because the first one rejected you...

    • @Sunny-we7uv
      @Sunny-we7uv 5 років тому +1

      strangestdreamm LMFAO

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 5 років тому +3

      he didn't notice her DM said "LOL!" pff

  • @ArtisticSin
    @ArtisticSin 4 роки тому +171

    Gray: Other?!? I have to pick this I don’t know what this is
    Me non-binary: *sweats awkwardly* ummmmm *raises hand slowly*

    • @dragutan335
      @dragutan335 4 роки тому +24

      LMAOO YESS at that moment i was like *cries and laughes at the same time in nonbinary*ಥ‿ಥ

    • @KR-wl5yd
      @KR-wl5yd 4 роки тому +9

      I think he means it's pretty vague.

    • @KR-wl5yd
      @KR-wl5yd 4 роки тому +24

      It's like someone asking you what food you want to eat and you say "other".
      "Hey buddy, do you want strawberries or blueberries for breakfast? It can be something else, I have a lot of fruit. "
      "Other."
      "Buddy you're going to have to be a lot more specific than that."
      "Other."

    • @oblivionox2
      @oblivionox2 4 роки тому +7

      Me as well as a trans female

    • @averysemidecent2870
      @averysemidecent2870 3 роки тому +1

      Mood

  • @rainyriver
    @rainyriver 5 років тому +168

    Let’s see what type of lives Gray kills today

  • @dajh
    @dajh 5 років тому +104

    Never thought gray would play a game based upon me!

    • @YannisBang
      @YannisBang 5 років тому

      wait the first person or the second one

  • @Kiwi-bq3fg
    @Kiwi-bq3fg 5 років тому +38

    “What is Mr. Cloth?”
    “Looks like the Slender Man but made for infants”
    *IM PICKING IT*

    • @mangleshp
      @mangleshp 3 роки тому

      I’m a year late, but hello fellow kiwi.

  • @noodleoflake965
    @noodleoflake965 5 років тому +94

    “I guess we are professional swipers now.”
    *dora intensifies*

  • @carterr___________________7964
    @carterr___________________7964 5 років тому +86

    Gray is the only man who'll major in smoking while being a proffesional painter.

    • @janwick5392
      @janwick5392 5 років тому +4

      What profession requires you to have smoking as a degree? A writer. Think about it.

  • @em0boi158
    @em0boi158 4 роки тому +16

    "I'm going to grow up to be a man who just sits watching tv and drinking beer"
    So, you chose Homer Simpson

  • @williamhay7705
    @williamhay7705 5 років тому +177

    Hey gray there’s a game called Oxygen Not Included. Try it out

  • @stephendalliard464
    @stephendalliard464 5 років тому +24

    "Welcome to the only game that treats Gray like one of his Sims..."

  • @sarahmadera9973
    @sarahmadera9973 5 років тому +31

    “Whats is this? Is this like selling drugs? Ph it’s swimming”
    LMFAO HE SOUNDED SO DISSAPOINTED ☠️

  • @calebgood4966
    @calebgood4966 5 років тому +69

    GrayStillPlays, making bad life choices since whenever the hell he was born

  • @MoronBoshi
    @MoronBoshi 5 років тому +155

    Video 10 of telling gray that this is his afterlife. You will become the people you hurt.

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +36

      That's literally what happened in this game. It blew my mind.

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому

      ​@@GrayStillPlays yeppppppppp

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 5 років тому +2

      @@GrayStillPlays Haven't seen the option "1000 mile hallway" career option yet tho...

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому

      @Hunter What the "You will become the people you hurt"?

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 5 років тому +1

      @@MoronBoshi If so, I guess I should start hurting rich people.

  • @alicemoffat
    @alicemoffat 5 років тому +80

    “What is this? Oh it’s a car.”
    -GrayStillPlays 2019

  • @coultonstoltenberg8130
    @coultonstoltenberg8130 5 років тому +72

    Gray's parents: Get a real job.
    Gray: UA-cam HERE I COME!!!
    Gray's parents: *face palms*

  • @soviet_nick6209
    @soviet_nick6209 5 років тому +32

    Gray I'm pretty sure I are the only person that sees someone wearing a swimming cap and goggles and instantly be like "he's selling drugs"

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 5 років тому +53

    "I AM THE OFFSPRING OF MY TERRIBLE SELF!"
    #Deep

  • @luanaraujo7420
    @luanaraujo7420 5 років тому +30

    "where everything ends in your inevitable death"
    Just like life

  • @BlockBlazer
    @BlockBlazer 5 років тому +14

    11:44
    "I guess we're professional swipers now"
    Swiper no swiping!
    Swiper no swiping!
    Swiper NO swiping!

  • @Doctordier
    @Doctordier 5 років тому +25

    You: I wanna be painter
    Parents: get a real job
    You: I wanna be a writer
    Parents: get a real job
    You: *becomes youtuber*

  • @renisgay9865
    @renisgay9865 5 років тому +24

    "Impregnate eggs damnit." GrayStillPlays 2019

  • @tigerbourany6766
    @tigerbourany6766 5 років тому +61

    0:44 “i know there are a bajil- like 99 different things you can do in your life”
    why is this even funny

  • @ladyofshallott5005
    @ladyofshallott5005 5 років тому +15

    It's midnight, I should be asleep, instead I'm watching this and laughing my ass off.

  • @snowflakeserpert6834
    @snowflakeserpert6834 5 років тому +19

    "I remember when I was very young, I told my parents I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, and them telling me to pick a real job."
    Whelp, we know where Gray got his murderous tendencies from.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 років тому +1

      Watch the Rick and Morty VR game, where Gray was fighting his mom in the Troy game, because his mom was dissapointed with his decisions.

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 5 років тому +467

    Hold up
    You wanted to become a painter....
    But then you got a “real” job
    Let me think
    Who else in history wanted to be a painter....and didn’t become one... 😂

    • @goldandsilver4211
      @goldandsilver4211 5 років тому +12

      hitleroof

    • @BenSmith-cl3bi
      @BenSmith-cl3bi 5 років тому +16

      *Literally Hitler*

    • @dmn4163
      @dmn4163 5 років тому +3

      @@D00000T wtf bro its you again

    • @firewolf11567
      @firewolf11567 5 років тому +8

      Hitler actually painted quite a bit and did quite a good job. He sucked at hands though. His strong points turned out to be in depiction of architecture. While he didn't get accepted into The Academy of Fine Arts he was recommended to apply to the School of Architecture. However, he lacked the proper education requirements to do so.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 років тому +1

      probably 70% of people who wanted to be a painted.

  • @sirstubs1206
    @sirstubs1206 5 років тому +709

    “Is there anything worse than smoking” picks gender studies

    • @lmottb1041
      @lmottb1041 5 років тому +19

      Well it's worse for u than smoking lol

    • @dami5154
      @dami5154 5 років тому +4

      what is gender studies exactly

    • @sirstubs1206
      @sirstubs1206 5 років тому +68

      Dami Bankole a joke

    • @juni7908
      @juni7908 5 років тому +11

      @@sirstubs1206 thats rude

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw 5 років тому +38

      @@juni7908 But true!

  • @tyronejohnson2425
    @tyronejohnson2425 5 років тому +86

    Is tHIs SeLliNg dRUgs
    Gray- 2019

  • @nekokami3132
    @nekokami3132 5 років тому +124

    No one can ruin a the start of a humans life
    Gray: hold my keyboard

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 5 років тому +1

      ot but I love your pfp

  • @Yerminator4000
    @Yerminator4000 5 років тому +30

    “Only people who ride things can be my friend”
    Me: oh, well then I guess your mom is my friend. *because she rides me*

  • @erinkarp6317
    @erinkarp6317 5 років тому +8

    1:14 And this is Gray's tragic backstory, and why he's like this.

  • @KaturaTakamoto
    @KaturaTakamoto 5 років тому +19

    This makes me question life.
    Not because I made bad choices, but because the opening of this video was unexpected.

  •  5 років тому +39

    "Worst options"
    "chooses dad"
    Gray raised by single mother confirmed.

  • @ayyteen
    @ayyteen 5 років тому +38

    "The only game that starts with a sperm impregnating an egg"
    Relive your life: *Am i a joke to you?*

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 років тому +10

    2:44: Too late you already friend-zoned Mrs. Robinson when you picked her for your friend.

  • @LucasTrz_893
    @LucasTrz_893 4 роки тому +6

    2:19 Is ThIs sELliNg DrUgS 🤣

  • @zirarval
    @zirarval 5 років тому +10

    9:00
    Nurse: congrats
    Wife: honey we have a baby
    Me: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

  • @tf2koalafruit
    @tf2koalafruit 5 років тому +13

    14:23 me and my friend on the way back from our journey looking for a cat when a wandering trader shows up

  • @NightGhosttYT
    @NightGhosttYT 5 років тому +8

    0:53 *pick remote* "worse life choice"
    The remote was my only toys when I was little...

  • @123456789sha
    @123456789sha 5 років тому +8

    2012: the world will end
    2019: graystillplays

  • @zoem7142
    @zoem7142 5 років тому +17

    Gray should play BitLife, lets see what he can make of that

  • @lina-sc4pj
    @lina-sc4pj 5 років тому +9

    Gary:this is the only game that starts with a sperm
    Bitlife: am I a joke to you

  • @trulybrady8839
    @trulybrady8839 5 років тому +49

    Why is Starbucks 100% for the favorite college major 🤣

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +6

      Oh...you know why.

    • @trulybrady8839
      @trulybrady8839 5 років тому +2

      GrayStillPlays if I learned anything from this game it’s that if my favorite after school activity is drinking Starbucks then I can major in it

    • @trulybrady8839
      @trulybrady8839 5 років тому

      Mitchell Bushie exactly 🤣

    • @trulybrady8839
      @trulybrady8839 5 років тому

      Mitchell Bushie ikr

  • @biharimark5506
    @biharimark5506 5 років тому +28

    *GrayStillPlays Notification*
    Me: Play the video, damn it!

    • @dajh
      @dajh 5 років тому +1

      Good one 👍😂👏

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 5 років тому

      Bihari Márk that would be me if I wasn’t busy watching AH

  • @brandondebenedetta
    @brandondebenedetta 5 років тому +1

    8:30 travel path blocked has me GEEKIN 😂😂😂

  • @paravulsor7937
    @paravulsor7937 5 років тому +8

    3:03 Domestic Na Kanojo Op Starts Playing

  • @HecateYada
    @HecateYada 5 років тому +5

    "I'm gonna choose Theatre"
    Suddenly considering my life choices since I'm literally going to uni for theatre at the end of this month

  • @Donnmuney
    @Donnmuney 5 років тому +8

    The way he said the “nothing” choice for afterschool activity with the finger picking the noise had me dying 😂

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 5 років тому +12

    "Everything ends in your inevitable death and sadness," -- story of my life. lol

  • @Bucket.full_of.sunshine
    @Bucket.full_of.sunshine 5 років тому +41

    Gray: Lets go into theatre
    Me: **Smileing because im going into theatre**
    Gray: Because it wuld seem like you would eaither become a millionare or be homeless
    Me: **Smile dissapers.**

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 5 років тому

      So which one are you then

  • @yeonki-min384
    @yeonki-min384 4 роки тому +1

    14:17 - This is much more likely to get taken over by zombies 😂😂😂😂😂And then they ask me why am I laughing 😂😂😂

  • @GoronTico
    @GoronTico 5 років тому +11

    "Im so sorry but... You are dead!"
    -Thanks dad.

  • @bandit5747
    @bandit5747 5 років тому +6

    Gray: picks painting
    Hitler: yes.

  • @gplgs4640
    @gplgs4640 5 років тому +274

    “Worst possible choices”
    *Doesn’t major in gender studies*

    • @sharp14x
      @sharp14x 5 років тому +7

      "Look at all these legitimate choices! Gender studies..."

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx 5 років тому +8

      I feel like majoring in smoking might be a little worse than majoring in gender studies, just a bit worse

    • @spookden5243
      @spookden5243 5 років тому +1

      whats so bad about gender studies?

    • @gplgs4640
      @gplgs4640 5 років тому +11

      Aiden Hall
      It’s one of the most idiotic majors that you can have in college. Sure, there may scientifically be more than two genders (yes, the research is real. Not just pulling this out of my ass, look it up for yourself), but devoting your entire college years majoring in the studies of what’s essentially just social constructs is so useless when you could be majoring in arts or drama at the very least.

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmm
      @mmmmmmmmmmmm 5 років тому

      I would majornin drinking

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 5 років тому +4

    Imagine a toddlers first real sentence being “i’m going to make bad choices in life but i’ll try to live so i can impregnate someone first”