But then you see horde which is literally my little pony Simulator (outside of small epizodes under sylvanas and garrosh) and its just so sad how they fallen
"An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep looks up and says "Hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says "Durotar. They got em ALL over the place!" /lol
@@canyonsand Orcs were really intellectually inferior back when the dark portal first opened. They were blinded by lust for blood and the fel radiation flowing through them which turned them into rather stupid, rash, angry, and extremely vicious buff humans. But nowadays it's hard to really say that (unless we are talking about peons), especially about ones like Thrall and Saurfang.
Nothing can beat the night elf starting zone. Teldrassil was the reason I stuck with WoW. If I had started as a dwarf or gnome, I'd probably be a successful member of society as of today.
I did NE at first because I just liked them in WC3 but then then played both factions... though if I had to choose... Horde and undead are my fav next to tauren
I love the music and atmosphere too. Thing is that Night elves should never be an alliance race but their own separate faction, same as Forsaken. It just never made sense how both got forced into Horde and Alliance respectively when they had either nothing to do with the factions(Forsaken) or were openly neutral/friendly towards both Horde and human expedition led by Jaina after Hyjal(Night elves). As Warcraft III fan first it always bugged me and then as expansions went on annoyed me as they happily ruined the story starting on with Cataclysm with some rough patches in Vanilla and TBC. Things born or laziness or hurry got canonized adding to the later mess WoW brough upon the story.
Human starting zones are by far the best ones You can clearly see, how Elwynn, Westfall, Redridge and Duskwood are just made different in terms of quests
Horde races: Green buff human with saber teeth, Big buff cow man with epic horns, skinny tall agreen badass with huge tusks, Creepy dead guys banned in china Ally races: Human, Blue human, Short human, Shorter human
"HoRdE rAcEs ArE sO uNiQuE hoOmAnS aRe BoRinG" Horde races: Strong stupid green human, strong hippie livestock human, skinny stupid blue human with bad posture, average rotting human with bad posture "hUmAn CuLtUrE iS uNoRiGiNaL, hOrDe cUlTuRe Is UnIqUe" Horde cultures: Savages in mud huts (human cultural stereotype), native americans (human cultural stereotype), mesoamericans/carribean africans (human cultural stereotype), dickheads in ruins (ew) or in dracula mansions (yuck) Thanks for attending my 100% serious TED talk. PS: Alliance has spaceships and Mr. T, suck it
… that one… that hurt… So hard… especially with the plague of players that just wanted pretty race for the future instead of ugly (cool and unique) race like Krokul and Half ogre (or even full ogre) going on the forum and reading their arguments was almost poison for my brain
That is literally the worst darn race in the game to this day even in retail. And I'm mostly Alliance myself. But drenai are only seen as valuable and cool by porn artists and coomers. The new xpac will save them by finally introducing a more cringe race thogh
@@HamsterPants522 that's literally the opposite of what I've said. And every single individual person on this globe (that's right, even you!) knows that whatever I say is objective final truth period. 😌
When the 256973258th orc says loktar ogar and runs away through a portal while his friends left behind all surrender and get put in prison camps 😱🙋♂️🏃🏃🫣👀😮💨😏
The only thing Alliance has is their city music. As someone who is leaning more towards Horde nowadays, I still think the Alliance has the best music for their cities.
This is a valid point, however Thunder Bluff. Also I changed the Orgrimmar music into the Heroes III soundtrack for Stronghold ua-cam.com/video/n7PddNlM8kY/v-deo.html and the Undercity music to Spooky Scary Skeletons ua-cam.com/video/sVjk5nrb_lI/v-deo.html
@@MoronicMinds the majority of the inside of Orgrimmar looks like the poop boss in Conker's Bad Fur Day, but you are clearly a man of culture with those musical soundtrack choices, 👏
@@PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman Cringe retail players think people actually care or play retail at all. Wtf is vulpera anyway, Sounds like a sh*tty pokemon lmao.
Why such tough stance? I played horde only but still sometimes there was a thought in my head to make 1-2 alliance twinks that I'll never finish just to see their stuff. I would have done done - it's all just lack of time....
"Trying to find all the cool alliance lore moments" ,bro, the actual warcraft story before bullshit cataclysm is all about how badass both alliance and horde are.
Plus the alliance literally won the second war (the time covered in warcraft 2) and blew up the dark portal. Varian's last stand was cool. Arthas and Illidan are perhaps the most beloved characters in warcraft lore and they both came from alliance races. Probably plenty more I'm forgetting.
@@Behindyouu IKR LMAO like bro, yeah, so cool to see your king get disenchanted live. dude, Illidan was shunned by the other night elves, no matter what his origin is these days, he's more demon than that and he was never an alliance representative to begin with lmao
0:20 I've been playing Turtle WoW and there is an option for a clean shaven dwarf and it's the most cursed thing I've ever seen. One of my friends got into the mod and selected that option. Before he reached level 10, multiple high level players walked up to him and gave him guns without saying a word. Like, imagine being a 4ft tall clean shaven meth head dwarf and people just hand you unregistered firearms out of the blue without a word and then log off.
My journey in WoW started as a rebellious Horde, loving the fancy ways of its habits. Being young and wild, annoying the brave and nerdy boring alliance players. I sneaked my way into their land, murdered their civilians and adventures and hid in the barn rooftop from the royal guards and elite veterans of Stormwind. I learned the hard way and became stronger over the years. Eventually i butchered my way through the high ranks of the Horde dominating the battlegrounds and gates of Orgrimmar. It is there where i lastly found Alliance players that liked to do both, being calm but chaotic as well. After many bloody battles against them i decided to only swing my axe whenever one of them is making a move against me. And so over time the dust settled and i sat with them at the campfire under the palm tree. At the dawn of Legion and at the dusk of the Battle of Azeroth, i finally changed my direction and became officially part of the Alliance. I was tired of the Hordes new leaderships decisions being reckless, impulsive and to emotional to have any grasp of substantial structure, the very essence of what was there when the New Horde formed under our old leader Thrall. It is now my hammer of justice that is putting those into place that still need to learn their lesson in Azeroth. And that is.. Make love, not Warcraft!
In wotlk retail, very few had x2 good / bis trinkets and since most of pvpers came from Tbc, They were and remained undead. You can enjoy human racial at its best only on a dead endgame private server where You can donate for gear, like Warmane...
@@call99P I'm sorry to say this but people are very sweaty about video games now especially wow. most priest in arena were DWARFS. I seen people re level the same class in tbc just because orc was better then trolls in pvp. undead racial will no longer be op and everybody will be human 5% more damage you think people are going to pass that up?
@@naquan59 Maybe they will roll human, but still even very few of them for example warriors will be: top pvp skilled AND at the same time be in a good pve guild to roll pve leather armor / agility 25 hc items, farm smourne and gain x2 bis items. This is why, dwarf / nelf / undead / belf / orc racials will still be viable and more useful than human racial which becomes op only when you have EASY access to end game gear.
As an Alliance player this is fucking hilarious! Won't stop me from choosing Alliance all over again though. That moment when you enter Stormwind for the first time and hear the theme is glorious personified.
i agree with everything on this video, but at 1:25 i couldn't avoid thinking " trying to find all the moments when the horde actually took loktar ogar to heart". for the alliance maybe not be as iconic, but at least there's truth on that statement lmao
Literally all orcs either personally did surrender or are the children of orcs that surrendered lmao. Can’t really have prison camps for people who fought to the death. “Death or Victory” loooool
Average troll hunter. You will try to run from my hammer of wrath, only to find further despair as the trash cannot run from the trashcan with a glowing hammer.
Orc - Drug addicted aliens Troll - Jamaican Tauren - Cows, Humans kill cows in their starting zone lol Undead - The subpar humans that actually somehow died in WoW Belf - Couldn't handle a little hazing from Grand Marshall Giga Chad and decided to play for the losing team
The clown paint. It was the clown paint. I knew I was going to lose it, the moment I realized they were putting a base coat on his face for clown paint. That's when it happened.
Same reason alliance stops every time they're about to defeat the horde in an ending cinematic/expansion patch like BFA: Can't have an ultimate winner and loser, must keep the faction conflict going another 20 years.
That was really funny (in kind of painfull way :D) But we got the best lore moments. Omg Arhas was human paladin, Illidan night elf demon hunter :3 Go blue boys and girls! For the Alliance!
I swear blizzard hated the alliance. Horde get wailing caverns, SFK, RFK, scarlet monastery and other great low level dungeons near their questing zone while alliance have to go south to booty bay and catch a boat or north to loch mudan through to the the wetlands, to hillsbrad etc.
@@imnackeredsirnackered948 barrens are so blank and uninspired, that people literally just used it as a chat website instead of playing it. You could replace the whole zone with a clicker game made by a child and it would probably be an improvement in design😏
I convinced 4 of my close friends to switch in the middle of TBC's lifespan to go alliance for a fresh start! Well we are all settled into our max level characters and they are slowly but surely missing the horde and this video did NOT help! I DEMAND equality thus a video on the horde just like this!
I started out as Horde. Then I met an IRL friend that played exclusively Alliance. So I changed factions to hang out with IRL friend more. It was the worst mistake of my life.
Sir as a Alliance chad, I must inform you that this slander is in fact slander, Alliance is exclusive to only the best of the best, we have 5 star hotels and restaurants on every corner, we have only the most luxurious public transportation, our streets are paved and our buildings strong, the Horde cowers with their silly mud huts and dirt roads and their tragic $5 haircut and $3 personality
No joke, the nice looking places were one of the main reasons for players in Vanilla and TBC to join Alliance over Horde, no one wanted to have a dirty peasant city or lvl up zone.
forsaken thingie removes fear and charm, escape artist removes all slows and snares there are in game... so...yeh. undead players always loved to make big deal of that race :d
Other than paladins I haven't seen a single blood elf at level 70 yet so you must be talking about retail. But then who gives a fuck about that shit game.
I am an Alliance player, and this video feels like a reality. Westfall, Redridge, and Duskwood show how poor the Alliance is. On the other hand you got the Horde conquering the world including itself.
"- Alliance suck! What? The Horde has not won more than one global war, and the Alliance is the second time they change the government in Orgrimmar? Well ... yes, but ... umf *fart* ... You don't understand! This is different !"
To be fair alliance early leveling zones are way more developed than hordes, its obvious they were created first with some intent on making them more engaging. Meanwhile something like the barrens is obviously loved, but it has no long quest chains that i can recall, just zhevra hooves and a delivery to TB.
fact: the devs knew that horde players on average are way more stupid than alliance so they knew they had to put in the majority of their time to create the alliance zones and with whatever little time they had left, they did the horde zones. the hordies wouldn't realize it anyways and wouldn't complain so why put up the effort?
tbf, to me horde was always the childish one to play. Even as a 16 yo I felt I didn't wanna play horde bc all the 13 yos played it bc the "monster" and "evil" looking characters were "cool". Eventually I went horde bc all my friends played it. Every time I feel I want to go back to ally tho. 1:48 literally showing Teldrassil and then going to the Barrens lol.
@@thesehandlesarefuckingstupid "more mature" > Regular Human > fat midget > Edgy pointy eared humans who haven't had good story for 10,000 years > "smart" midget > Goat orcs
I played horde once as a life long alliance player and i just felt weird hanging out in their cities, like they were gojng to sniff me out and hate on me lol. Good old wow days, its been quite a few years since i played.
I'll add another 2 to the slander: The alliance constantly gets bent over in BGs/PVP and they're always overshadowed by the horde during the warcry chant at the start of Blizzcons.
Sanest looking dwarf broke me. The purple eye face literally looks like that
for real
Hahaha ikr, also lost my shit realising that
*Alliance NPC:* "Good day to you." "My, you're a tall one!"
*Horde NPC:* "Blood and Thunder!" "What would you ask of death?"
"Z U G Z U G"
Taz'dingo, mon.
it really shows the personality of the player
T R U S T N O O N E
But then you see horde which is literally my little pony Simulator (outside of small epizodes under sylvanas and garrosh) and its just so sad how they fallen
Alliance has one other thing: No Sylvanas
Factually wrong lorewise
Sylvanas tried to join the alliance, but we don't do that here.
Fuck she's so insufferable. In my head the lore ends at Wrath and no one can tell me otherwise.
Overrated character praised by necrophiliacs.
@@Makujah_ you only got the cringe Sylvanas
"An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep looks up and says "Hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says "Durotar. They got em ALL over the place!" /lol
Lmao
kek
@@canyonsand based on what
@@canyonsand Orcs were really intellectually inferior back when the dark portal first opened. They were blinded by lust for blood and the fel radiation flowing through them which turned them into rather stupid, rash, angry, and extremely vicious buff humans. But nowadays it's hard to really say that (unless we are talking about peons), especially about ones like Thrall and Saurfang.
@@gunsevenwhillans420 even during the events of tides of darkness or beyond the dark portal there were a few that weren't complete idiots
As an alliance lifer I feel offended that someone would make a video that is literally 100% accurate about the alliance.
Well need some notes about mechagnomes(who?) and another customisation of humans race but still.
Nothing can beat the night elf starting zone. Teldrassil was the reason I stuck with WoW. If I had started as a dwarf or gnome, I'd probably be a successful member of society as of today.
I did NE at first because I just liked them in WC3 but then then played both factions... though if I had to choose... Horde and undead are my fav next to tauren
I love the music and atmosphere too.
Thing is that Night elves should never be an alliance race but their own separate faction, same as Forsaken. It just never made sense how both got forced into Horde and Alliance respectively when they had either nothing to do with the factions(Forsaken) or were openly neutral/friendly towards both Horde and human expedition led by Jaina after Hyjal(Night elves).
As Warcraft III fan first it always bugged me and then as expansions went on annoyed me as they happily ruined the story starting on with Cataclysm with some rough patches in Vanilla and TBC.
Things born or laziness or hurry got canonized adding to the later mess WoW brough upon the story.
Human starting zones are by far the best ones
You can clearly see, how Elwynn, Westfall, Redridge and Duskwood are just made different in terms of quests
Amen.
Often I walk past the chair of Terenas menethil and stop. Lore so good
Horde races: Green buff human with saber teeth, Big buff cow man with epic horns, skinny tall agreen badass with huge tusks, Creepy dead guys banned in china
Ally races: Human, Blue human, Short human, Shorter human
LOL
Purple Human too Lmao
"HoRdE rAcEs ArE sO uNiQuE hoOmAnS aRe BoRinG"
Horde races: Strong stupid green human, strong hippie livestock human, skinny stupid blue human with bad posture, average rotting human with bad posture
"hUmAn CuLtUrE iS uNoRiGiNaL, hOrDe cUlTuRe Is UnIqUe"
Horde cultures: Savages in mud huts (human cultural stereotype), native americans (human cultural stereotype), mesoamericans/carribean africans (human cultural stereotype), dickheads in ruins (ew) or in dracula mansions (yuck)
Thanks for attending my 100% serious TED talk.
PS: Alliance has spaceships and Mr. T, suck it
Trolls aren't badass that's copium
@@nikvezunchik ya trolls are whack
80% of Horde players on their way to play humans with pointy ears: 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
… that one… that hurt…
So hard… especially with the plague of players that just wanted pretty race for the future instead of ugly (cool and unique) race like Krokul and Half ogre (or even full ogre) going on the forum and reading their arguments was almost poison for my brain
u mad fellow gaylliance player? go cry on shorthuman :(
@@vodkayt1523 damn, calm down jamal dont pull out the nine its coo
elves arent real horde
@@waffleswafflson3076 blood elfs
The alliance has space goat girls. I rest my case.
That is literally the worst darn race in the game to this day even in retail. And I'm mostly Alliance myself. But drenai are only seen as valuable and cool by porn artists and coomers.
The new xpac will save them by finally introducing a more cringe race thogh
@@Makujah_ Yes, and I'm telling you that coomer appeal is the best the alliance has to offer.
@@HamsterPants522 that's literally the opposite of what I've said. And every single individual person on this globe (that's right, even you!) knows that whatever I say is objective final truth period. 😌
The only good thing but sadly their lore is just too boring, they should have given us the broken with Akama as leader instead of lightforged
@@Makujah_ lol
Human players on their way to create the least original character of all time. As a human player... you're goddamn right. Human Chads rise up.
shut up ure so basic u couldnt even satisfy a woman
We out here fr
human player and Warrior here! why should I need magic when I have rage.
Praise be our lord and savior, Othmar Garithos! Human power me lads and lasses!
Human paladin, reportin for doodie
This hurts more than getting camped in Redridge
Ok the horde slander was a funny masterpiece but this cuts deep man, you monster
When the 1938th Orc says loktar ogar and dies: 🤯🤯🤯🤩🤩🤩🫡🫡🫡
When the 256973258th orc says loktar ogar and runs away through a portal while his friends left behind all surrender and get put in prison camps 😱🙋♂️🏃🏃🫣👀😮💨😏
' "Alliance tough guys" already in the comments now' clip had me rolling
The only thing Alliance has is their city music. As someone who is leaning more towards Horde nowadays, I still think the Alliance has the best music for their cities.
This is a valid point, however Thunder Bluff.
Also I changed the Orgrimmar music into the Heroes III soundtrack for Stronghold ua-cam.com/video/n7PddNlM8kY/v-deo.html and the Undercity music to Spooky Scary Skeletons ua-cam.com/video/sVjk5nrb_lI/v-deo.html
yeah, stormwind is great. horde only has barrens music, thats it.
@@MoronicMinds The homm 3 music is fantastic replacement :D
@@MoronicMinds the majority of the inside of Orgrimmar looks like the poop boss in Conker's Bad Fur Day, but you are clearly a man of culture with those musical soundtrack choices, 👏
standing in stormwind with your eyes closed feels like you're in a room being fed soviet propaganda
That's the whole reason why I play human. Basic man destroying high fantasy creatures with just a sword.
the irony being that horde only became popular once a alliance looking race was added to it
cope
cry about it blue boy
Preach!
Blood Elf and Vulpera being 70% of the modern horde 💀
@@PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman Cringe retail players think people actually care or play retail at all. Wtf is vulpera anyway, Sounds like a sh*tty pokemon lmao.
The fact that people think “For the Horde” is iconic and that Humans don’t have the best aesthetic in the game.
UNBELIEVABLE
As an average Horde enjoyer I approve this video
Horde trying not to act mad when killed by a gnome pov:
As an alliance player I have accepted my downsides and thus become a stronger person.
Stronger than the horde scum.
At least the last time we found out one of our leaders was corrupt, half of our faction didn't decide to side with Onyxia.
theramore never forget the 16 dead npc
Blue human, small human, bearded human, bigger bluer human and human. Thats them.
As a diehard alliance player since 2005 never played Horde ever and never will... everything you said is accurate
Why such tough stance? I played horde only but still sometimes there was a thought in my head to make 1-2 alliance twinks that I'll never finish just to see their stuff. I would have done done - it's all just lack of time....
@@megadeddslavicinvader Because men with integrity would never associate with the likes of primitive animals such as the Orcs.
Alliance since 2007, it is indeed 100% accurate.
The only time I made horde was Blood Elf lol
I loved how Alliance back in vanilla was. Human, chonky human, tiny human, purple human.
This is a verified "zug zug" moment
horde chads where we at
-"Alliance leveling zones reality"
-shows footage of The Barrens
"Trying to find all the cool alliance lore moments" ,bro, the actual warcraft story before bullshit cataclysm is all about how badass both alliance and horde are.
Mostly the Alliance tbh. Untill W3
Plus the alliance literally won the second war (the time covered in warcraft 2) and blew up the dark portal.
Varian's last stand was cool.
Arthas and Illidan are perhaps the most beloved characters in warcraft lore and they both came from alliance races.
Probably plenty more I'm forgetting.
@@lightworker2956 the amounts of copium LMFAO
@@DirtyBlueDahlia but but… last stand 😂😂😂
@@Behindyouu IKR LMAO like bro, yeah, so cool to see your king get disenchanted live.
dude, Illidan was shunned by the other night elves, no matter what his origin is these days, he's more demon than that and he was never an alliance representative to begin with lmao
0:20 I've been playing Turtle WoW and there is an option for a clean shaven dwarf and it's the most cursed thing I've ever seen. One of my friends got into the mod and selected that option. Before he reached level 10, multiple high level players walked up to him and gave him guns without saying a word. Like, imagine being a 4ft tall clean shaven meth head dwarf and people just hand you unregistered firearms out of the blue without a word and then log off.
This right here, is the best vídeo of 2022, it nailed perfectly the wow spirit!!!
Remember that in retail land Blizz had to add cross-faction just to give the Alliance people to play with.
Waiting for the Horde Slander.
Keep waiting
avrage orc conversation: "yo, where orc orc city?" "dabu?city orc at left."
Total of Dead Horde Characters: *Infinite*
Cuz they die in battle
can't wait for asmonbald to watch this on stream and mald trying to defend the alliance
I dont wanna play illegal aliens.
Yes 👍🏼
One of your top videos, thanks for getting back into it!
My journey in WoW started as a rebellious Horde, loving the fancy ways of its habits. Being young and wild, annoying the brave and nerdy boring alliance players. I sneaked my way into their land, murdered their civilians and adventures and hid in the barn rooftop from the royal guards and elite veterans of Stormwind. I learned the hard way and became stronger over the years. Eventually i butchered my way through the high ranks of the Horde dominating the battlegrounds and gates of Orgrimmar. It is there where i lastly found Alliance players that liked to do both, being calm but chaotic as well. After many bloody battles against them i decided to only swing my axe whenever one of them is making a move against me. And so over time the dust settled and i sat with them at the campfire under the palm tree. At the dawn of Legion and at the dusk of the Battle of Azeroth, i finally changed my direction and became officially part of the Alliance. I was tired of the Hordes new leaderships decisions being reckless, impulsive and to emotional to have any grasp of substantial structure, the very essence of what was there when the New Horde formed under our old leader Thrall. It is now my hammer of justice that is putting those into place that still need to learn their lesson in Azeroth. And that is..
Make love, not Warcraft!
Neeeeerd
Thank you Horde for being the monsters we always knew you were, so that I can do world PvP without a tinge of regret.
Lol this true
Also every one can agree “Every man for himself” in WOTLK for humans is pretty good in pvp
Surely you mean "Will to survive" ?
In wotlk retail, very few had x2 good / bis trinkets and since most of pvpers came from Tbc, They were and remained undead. You can enjoy human racial at its best only on a dead endgame private server where You can donate for gear, like Warmane...
And suddenly 90% of the ally pvpers are humans
@@call99P I'm sorry to say this but people are very sweaty about video games now especially wow. most priest in arena were DWARFS. I seen people re level the same class in tbc just because orc was better then trolls in pvp. undead racial will no longer be op and everybody will be human 5% more damage you think people are going to pass that up?
@@naquan59 Maybe they will roll human, but still even very few of them for example warriors will be: top pvp skilled AND at the same time be in a good pve guild to roll pve leather armor / agility 25 hc items, farm smourne and gain x2 bis items. This is why, dwarf / nelf / undead / belf / orc racials will still be viable and more useful than human racial which becomes op only when you have EASY access to end game gear.
As an Alliance player this is fucking hilarious! Won't stop me from choosing Alliance all over again though. That moment when you enter Stormwind for the first time and hear the theme is glorious personified.
i agree with everything on this video, but at 1:25 i couldn't avoid thinking " trying to find all the moments when the horde actually took loktar ogar to heart".
for the alliance maybe not be as iconic, but at least there's truth on that statement lmao
There's truth in that only when they are not fucking each other over all the time.
Literally all orcs either personally did surrender or are the children of orcs that surrendered lmao. Can’t really have prison camps for people who fought to the death.
“Death or Victory” loooool
That music elevating this video to the another level PURE GOLD!
best slander video yet
I feel personally attacked but I couldn't stop laughing
please never stop making these
Average troll hunter. You will try to run from my hammer of wrath, only to find further despair as the trash cannot run from the trashcan with a glowing hammer.
Paladin OP and IMBA ! Best Lore of all the races !!!!
There is one argument that will always make you wish you had picked Alliance: Blood Elves
Unfathomably based
Made extra funny by the fact I recently decided to make my shift towards alliance in retail after rolling alliance for classic
This is brilliant. worth the waiting 500%
Insulted my human paladin..
*Remembers blood elfs sole purpose, to have a humanoid looking race in the horde.*
Orc - Drug addicted aliens
Troll - Jamaican
Tauren - Cows, Humans kill cows in their starting zone lol
Undead - The subpar humans that actually somehow died in WoW
Belf - Couldn't handle a little hazing from Grand Marshall Giga Chad and decided to play for the losing team
2/10
Tauren are the reborn vengeful spirits of the cows that humans killed in their starting zone who now kill humans instead.
The clown paint. It was the clown paint. I knew I was going to lose it, the moment I realized they were putting a base coat on his face for clown paint. That's when it happened.
this was fucking incredible
Alliance players waiting for a horde slander vid not realizing it ain’t gonna happen
I hate how accurate this is
Very nice. Now let's see the Horde slander.
Nothing better after watching a good video than go to the comments to drink some tears.
Im only seeing horde players here tho
Meanwhile the Horde's own leaders call them "nothing," lmao
If the horde so BA how they not able to beat an alliance led by a child…
Same reason alliance stops every time they're about to defeat the horde in an ending cinematic/expansion patch like BFA: Can't have an ultimate winner and loser, must keep the faction conflict going another 20 years.
That was really funny (in kind of painfull way :D) But we got the best lore moments. Omg Arhas was human paladin, Illidan night elf demon hunter :3 Go blue boys and girls! For the Alliance!
I swear blizzard hated the alliance. Horde get wailing caverns, SFK, RFK, scarlet monastery and other great low level dungeons near their questing zone while alliance have to go south to booty bay and catch a boat or north to loch mudan through to the the wetlands, to hillsbrad etc.
Alliance have way better developed leveling zones and quests in the same range though.
@@Makujah_ Eh its average for both sides.
@@Makujah_ Barrens is probably the best levelling zone in the game
@@imnackeredsirnackered948 barrens are so blank and uninspired, that people literally just used it as a chat website instead of playing it. You could replace the whole zone with a clicker game made by a child and it would probably be an improvement in design😏
laughting in defias brotherhood
Horde after saying "zug zug" (90% of their faction is blood elves)
I convinced 4 of my close friends to switch in the middle of TBC's lifespan to go alliance for a fresh start! Well we are all settled into our max level characters and they are slowly but surely missing the horde and this video did NOT help! I DEMAND equality thus a video on the horde just like this!
okay the average night elf shadowmeld attempt got me good
I started out as Horde. Then I met an IRL friend that played exclusively Alliance. So I changed factions to hang out with IRL friend more. It was the worst mistake of my life.
god tier videos. our hero is back. i'm also playing turtle wow as ally and all of this hit so good
I'm not gonna take it back, human: best race, every time.
Varian Wrynn is the coolest character lorewise and he's human.
To add on to it night elf males have the funniest death animation.
Lol I can't stop laughing, this was amazing 👍🏻
I can’t lie something about warcraft humans in particular is extremely cozy
Alliance has all the hot female races. nuff said
You think gnomes are hot ? That's massive cap bro.
@@zafer5491 The female gnomes are not included in the hot female races....
Womp womp alliance, Lok'Tar Ogar, for the Horde!
Sir as a Alliance chad, I must inform you that this slander is in fact slander, Alliance is exclusive to only the best of the best, we have 5 star hotels and restaurants on every corner, we have only the most luxurious public transportation, our streets are paved and our buildings strong, the Horde cowers with their silly mud huts and dirt roads and their tragic $5 haircut and $3 personality
imagine losing to people living in mudhuts and walking on dirt roads 💀
@@WoWFtw8 keep dreamin boi
No joke, the nice looking places were one of the main reasons for players in Vanilla and TBC to join Alliance over Horde, no one wanted to have a dirty peasant city or lvl up zone.
@@ignatiusgod5935 The "Dream" is your reality. Alliance really does suck both in the lore and in game PvP. Ally just can't stop taking Ls...
forsaken thingie removes fear and charm, escape artist removes all slows and snares there are in game... so...yeh.
undead players always loved to make big deal of that race :d
"Theramore bombing best day of my life."
Too far man, TOO FAR!
True.
It should have been the burning of teldrassil
Not having the powerpuff theme song makes this a lot better
If only horde weren't 80% belf
Other than paladins I haven't seen a single blood elf at level 70 yet so you must be talking about retail. But then who gives a fuck about that shit game.
You earned my sub with the average alliance duel
I am an Alliance player, and this video feels like a reality. Westfall, Redridge, and Duskwood show how poor the Alliance is. On the other hand you got the Horde conquering the world including itself.
Thats not really the point of the locations
literally 3 the best locations in the classic world
"- Alliance suck! What? The Horde has not won more than one global war, and the Alliance is the second time they change the government in Orgrimmar? Well ... yes, but ... umf *fart* ... You don't understand! This is different !"
Zug zug
0:20 Yep, i can confirm that we dwarves are indeed as insane as we look.
To be fair alliance early leveling zones are way more developed than hordes, its obvious they were created first with some intent on making them more engaging. Meanwhile something like the barrens is obviously loved, but it has no long quest chains that i can recall, just zhevra hooves and a delivery to TB.
fact: the devs knew that horde players on average are way more stupid than alliance so they knew they had to put in the majority of their time to create the alliance zones and with whatever little time they had left, they did the horde zones. the hordies wouldn't realize it anyways and wouldn't complain so why put up the effort?
The best thing on alliance side is that you can kill undeads which are 99% sociopaths irl.
tbf, to me horde was always the childish one to play. Even as a 16 yo I felt I didn't wanna play horde bc all the 13 yos played it bc the "monster" and "evil" looking characters were "cool". Eventually I went horde bc all my friends played it. Every time I feel I want to go back to ally tho. 1:48 literally showing Teldrassil and then going to the Barrens lol.
Alliance players are just more mature than horde players
@@thesehandlesarefuckingstupid "more mature"
> Regular Human
> fat midget
> Edgy pointy eared humans who haven't had good story for 10,000 years
> "smart" midget
> Goat orcs
@@coatsman5471 two of those could describe your mother
@@thesehandlesarefuckingstupid I rest my case
@@coatsman5471 that's why edgy teens went mostly for horde. And that's why the horde community is usually such shit sometimes.
The child Anduin killed me.
That one there was a violation
Anduin making all of you sissies for calling him gae
I played horde once as a life long alliance player and i just felt weird hanging out in their cities, like they were gojng to sniff me out and hate on me lol. Good old wow days, its been quite a few years since i played.
Horde: Green hunchback , Blue hunchback , Rotten hunchback , Hairy hunchback , Metrosexual gachi lord
I know you're not knocking out leveling zones when you're stuck in the barrens for so long. GOTTEM
you didnt get shit barrens is the best leveling zone/experience yet lmao tf u on about kiddo
Levelling in teldrassil and the surrounding is litterally amazing and you can’t change my mind . Too bad you need to leave so soon bruh
As someone who played alliance for over 10 years I have to say: I wish I chose to play horde instead
I'll add another 2 to the slander: The alliance constantly gets bent over in BGs/PVP and they're always overshadowed by the horde during the warcry chant at the start of Blizzcons.
For the Alliance!
for it to be slander, it has to be untrue
If this video didn’t turn you into a horde player, it made you quit the game.
nah Im.never going horde, it's ok I have a life
Neither. For the Alliance :)
As an alliance player, I can assure you that the third clip is 100%, I am the guy that does that