I was in new Orleans and you absolutely crushed it!!!!! I hate that I was a little star struck when I gave you the hat but now you have a slice of Mississippi!!!! Also, I wanted to tell you that your realness has inspired me to write my book I've always talked about. Much love my guy
Actually Bobby Schmurda didn’t have a body and also shyne has been out and is a top government official in Belize now running shit. More powerful than diddy ever will be. And he don’t piss on dudes buttholes and is a straight man.
2:36 not only is shyne NOT in jail, he’s a politician in his home country of belize. and he converted to judaism in jail and like turned his whole life around after he got out. honestly he seems like a really good guy w a good heart.
Hey m'babies. Last week I was struggling and this cult came through with some money to cover my gas, yall are the realest for this. Let's GET that Log Cabin babies. I'll drive.
Hi Jennifer from 3rd grade, you were my best friend and it was sad to leave because my family moved. You gave me your email address but I totally lost it that same day and I think about you all the time. We ate so much white bread peanut butter sandwiches at your house after our talent shows and you were my first real friend. Sorry I didn't try hard enough to actually stay in contact with you. I hope you're doing well today. Miss you.
I’m dying laughing at the Groundhog thing bc i saw an article this morning that said “did Punxsutawney Phil lie to us?” LMAO LIKE YEAH HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS PROBABLY
20:28 That’s not fair. I changed the playback speed to super slow motion and the big dude literally leaned away from the slap. Apparently the SFC doesn’t have a fully established set of guidelines yet 😂
Usher actually came at T-Pain and told him he ruined music with the whole autotune thing, and T-Pain said it put him in this real deep depression for years. thanks Usher
yes did you catch that G I JOE.......yer too young to know what that means i fuck'em...............if he did what i think he did there ..thats how its done......good on ya.........i aint timestamping it im blowing his spot up too much saying what im saying but run it back check it out i think he got bold with it he got righteous
Going to go for a walk around the park in downtown Phx, listen to my favorite comedian and laugh out loud while people think I'm crazy. Love you Chris!
That song you kept mentioning that Shyne did, I was thinking of that song “Here I Come” by Barrington Levy. When you do the impression, I was dying laughing 😂
Ill be coming to the show in midland,tx...on the pod you said ticket sales weren't that great here, theres literally no promotion, over here, it was the same when Theo came
Dude can we actually get a gathering of you and fans in some tall grass sharing ideas? I pass by tall grass constantly while driving/working and I think of you and the log cabin and the babies constantly 😂
Only dude I can think about, really, is my friend Jeremy. He passed away in a skating accident. One of my favorite, if not my favorite friend I'd had the pleasure of knowing. Rest in Peace, Jeremy. I hope that you always knew how much that I Loved, and respected you, as a long time, good guy and friend.
A guy named seb I went to school with he listened to Metallica all the time and people would say “Metallica is dead” and he would growl at them wonder what happened to that guy
Don't abandon us!!! Unconditional love means no condition! U admitted ur wrongs... & Sought treatment. There's nothing else any one! Should ask u for. It at some point is abusive.
From experience, in prison there's a full-on music studio equipped with keyboard pianos guitars microphones beat machines, all that! And from what I see now, they have the ability to use Twitter
Uncut episodes drop a day earlier with 0 ads over on patreon.com/chrisdelia
I was in new Orleans and you absolutely crushed it!!!!! I hate that I was a little star struck when I gave you the hat but now you have a slice of Mississippi!!!! Also, I wanted to tell you that your realness has inspired me to write my book I've always talked about. Much love my guy
Actually Bobby Schmurda didn’t have a body and also shyne has been out and is a top government official in Belize now running shit. More powerful than diddy ever will be. And he don’t piss on dudes buttholes and is a straight man.
COME TO ATHENS GEORGIA AND BRING THE YUKS! LETS DO THIS. CHEERS!
You should call the uncut episodes sleeved.
Philly NEEDS your energy, Chris!!! ❤❤
Missed Connections being back has me feeling s'nice
“Where are you?”…..s’lonely
I think he should have his son tested for autism.....
2:36 not only is shyne NOT in jail, he’s a politician in his home country of belize. and he converted to judaism in jail and like turned his whole life around after he got out. honestly he seems like a really good guy w a good heart.
Hey m'babies. Last week I was struggling and this cult came through with some money to cover my gas, yall are the realest for this. Let's GET that Log Cabin babies. I'll drive.
Now it's my turn $s7ine55
Right on. That's what it's all about. Helping people out.
Need a lil help myself if ya wanna pay it forward.
Some of yall are real good hearted selfless individuals. May the sun be on your face and the wind at your backs
Awesome. The cult love is real
Chris confusing El Chapo with Pablo Escobar might be the funiest shit ever
I hope we get a video of Chris at Gobbler's Knob, interviewing Punxsutawney Phil the weather prognosticator groundhog.
Twice even.
The intro was just harder than normal and I’m here for it
Hi Jennifer from 3rd grade, you were my best friend and it was sad to leave because my family moved. You gave me your email address but I totally lost it that same day and I think about you all the time. We ate so much white bread peanut butter sandwiches at your house after our talent shows and you were my first real friend. Sorry I didn't try hard enough to actually stay in contact with you. I hope you're doing well today. Miss you.
Hey man. Facebook.
I’m dying laughing at the Groundhog thing bc i saw an article this morning that said “did Punxsutawney Phil lie to us?” LMAO LIKE YEAH HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS PROBABLY
20:28 That’s not fair. I changed the playback speed to super slow motion and the big dude literally leaned away from the slap. Apparently the SFC doesn’t have a fully established set of guidelines yet 😂
Usher actually came at T-Pain and told him he ruined music with the whole autotune thing, and T-Pain said it put him in this real deep depression for years. thanks Usher
P1ss off Usher. Trying to stay relevant.
No.
This episode was firing on all syllables
All of the syllables
Damn, I’m so glad Chris D’Elia exists man. There’s no one else like him
@@NY51663 corny
@@Play1nWithFire lol he deleted the comment
Nobody makes me laugh out loud like Chris D'Elia does! If you were to stop doing this it would be a huge loss for us that love you man.
So glad he came back.. 🙏🏼 humble Chris!
Me: Hey Mike Tyson, what was that rock band that painted their faces black and white?
Mike Tyson: Points to Chris's shirt
"watch out who your friends are when you grow up, they stab you in the back GI JOOOOOEE" looool
Bright spot in my week when this drops! Yes!
So glad missed connections is back 👏😂
Thanks MGK
“Culture is not your friend” -Terrence McKenna
Chris I enjoy your humor and comedy so much dude. It’s rubbed off on me from day 1. Im glad I found your podcast
I never understood why people thought Shine sounded like Biggie... didn't at all. Guerilla Black - now HE sounded like Biggie.
The GI Joe bit about the fish that deserve it had me HEE-HAWING😂🤣😂🤣
yes did you catch that G I JOE.......yer too young to know what that means i fuck'em...............if he did what i think he did there ..thats how its done......good on ya.........i aint timestamping it im blowing his spot up too much saying what im saying but run it back check it out i think he got bold with it he got righteous
"...touched a hot stove" 😂😂😂
I’m dying laughing at the weather prognosticator 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Easily my favorite podcast this dude has me dead every time
I lose it every time you play the Rob Zombie song 😂
Shyne is DEFINITELY out of jail lol
“Hey kid I’m computah !”
Lmfao that video still makes me laugh historically
I've just realized you're the reason I say 'frinkin'. Touche Christopher
“File’s done” lmao!!!!! My favorite
love it when no promos in the beginning
Excited every week the moment it drops
Chris I frinkin love how often you say the word frinkin
nobody talks about 2Pac more than Chris D'Elia 💀
Yeah dude
@@jamesmccaul2945
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Best episode yet lol the slick jokes on syhne r legendary
“When the fuck did we get ice cream?… was I sleeping??.”
Waaaaaahhhh. Touched a hot stove. Hahaha that was amazing.
By the thumbnail, I fully expect at some point to hear "sorry strong guys"
Going to go for a walk around the park in downtown Phx, listen to my favorite comedian and laugh out loud while people think I'm crazy. Love you Chris!
I hear it’s more of a dry heat
Az in the house. I'm in tucson laughing out loud too
Pheenxh
Feel that haha. Listening with windows down in the gas line at Costco in phx lol
That song you kept mentioning that Shyne did, I was thinking of that song “Here I Come” by Barrington Levy. When you do the impression, I was dying laughing 😂
can’t wait for your next special Chris!
I'm pumped to catch you this coming Friday at the Vets 🤘🏼 YeeeeeeEEESS!!
Sensational
This pod is going to keep getting shorter until finally we get the 10 min pod again! 😁👍
Hell yeah. get Will and Brianne back in there and make em like the good old days.
Chris would be the c-3po of slap fighting championship.
Lost it at the shyne part lol 😂 touched a hot stove 😂
Someone at UA-cam is sabotage this channel’s algorithm 👾
Haven't even watched it yet, but so pumped
Chris’ reactions to the youtube ads is a mood 😂
32:15 he was undercover smart guy 😂
“IM SOO ANIMAL RACIST!”
“I care about the environment soo much”😂😂
Come show Calvin the Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama! You came here years ago before you got the fam, bring em with you this time!
Before you eliminate a tradition be sure you understand the consequences. Some traditions are important.
Will and Bryan on for episode 300, has to be done
Yeah dude
wull
"yeah he ate great" - 4 muffins (donuts) and gummy bears 13:02
Missed connects FTW!!!
Ill be coming to the show in midland,tx...on the pod you said ticket sales weren't that great here, theres literally no promotion, over here, it was the same when Theo came
So happy when this comes out when I’m tired and weak
CURRENT EVENTIN' IT WITH CHRIS!!!!!!
Worse names than Phil: - baby: Malcom, Bruce, GRAHAM, Nigel, Adolf, KEVIN, George, Boris.
And that’s final.
The way Chris laughed after he found out shine a jew 😂😂
Dude can we actually get a gathering of you and fans in some tall grass sharing ideas? I pass by tall grass constantly while driving/working and I think of you and the log cabin and the babies constantly 😂
How the fuck are the subscriber numbers going down?? Honestly amazed at what's happening
6 weeks til spring or 6 more weeks of winter are exactly the same amount of time no matter what. Who falls for this?
Only dude I can think about, really, is my friend Jeremy. He passed away in a skating accident. One of my favorite, if not my favorite friend I'd had the pleasure of knowing.
Rest in Peace, Jeremy. I hope that you always knew how much that I Loved, and respected you, as a long time, good guy and friend.
does it matter to you if we listen to Congratulations on youtube or spotify?
I'm ready to watch a Groundhog Day redo w/ D'Elia... I'm sure Bill Murray would cameo as the handler 😃
A guy named seb I went to school with he listened to Metallica all the time and people would say “Metallica is dead” and he would growl at them wonder what happened to that guy
could you imagine 2 people getting together to "clean their pipes" and then find out their cleaning their bongs
Shyne is now a politician in Belize on a journey to become the country’s prime minister. His story is inspiring! Read up on him.
I hope you like cincy chris!!! So happy youre coming here, im hoping to save up to see you! 🙌
Love you boo. Keep it rollin.
#1 podcast
I remember the shine song I loved it I still love it!!
Come to LUBBOCK,TX we want to see you! And then anyone from midland can just drive here
Yay Chris Delia's here..(golf claps)
Them cells got those good acoustics.
You and Calvin make me realize I'm still human. Not sure if that makes sense but I love y'all no homo 👊
I love you only homo
Met him in New Orleans! Show was great!!
Don't abandon us!!! Unconditional love means no condition! U admitted ur wrongs... & Sought treatment. There's nothing else any one! Should ask u for. It at some point is abusive.
Missed opportunity for good picture when Chris mentioned “Elon Ma”
I feel like choosing "Super Good" instead of "Tall Grass Productions" or "Log Cabin Studios" was a wasted opportunity 😛
Bruh the yeyeyeyeh birds here are native but we’ve got pigs and deer fuckin shit up hahaha
Alex Bomcamp, Nathan Truman, James Rust: where you at boys?
You should review a bunch of barrington levy songs on the pod, that’s what those shine samples come from
Show em Chris... Book More.
Ticket sales are low down in Midland because those are some oil field working mfs. Lol those dudes take ZERO days off.
Touching a hot stove 🤣
From experience, in prison there's a full-on music studio equipped with keyboard pianos guitars microphones beat machines, all that!
And from what I see now, they have the ability to use Twitter
Do the crime, get some free time in the studio.
Yeah I don’t think that’s every prison tho man, I mean I’ve never been but I doubt it ya know lol
@@Play1nWithFire definitely not max, but I was in a medium and we had that. (Not trying to be a "tough guy", just mentioning it)
@@thejoshthat no you’re good lol I was hoping somebody else would give an example bc it just seems so wild to me that there’d be studios in prisons
@@Play1nWithFire true, it was Wisconsin also. So there's that lol.
Columbia drug lord was Pablo Escobar. El Chapo is a Mexican drug lord. 😂
Came to say the same thing, but I scrolled first because I knew another baby had to of caught it.
dude... LOVE the new intro!
Chris talking about the the annoying sounds birds make. Little on the nose there lol
Dude………I had to actually search for this episode. Normally it gets posted on my main UA-cam channel home page…….
Agree on the Phil take, and yes I am pale...lol....and my grandpas name was Keith 😂
I love you never leave us 💗
"It's another Starbucks up the road"
Tom Brady on that Seinfeld money
i grew up in india playing with GIJOE lol. I had chuckles, snake eyes, zap and shipwreck
Lifeline is one of the funniest podcasts around! Ha!!!
I am so single, the most action i have gotten in a while, was when i pushed a hemorrhoid back in.