If I Retire, That's It (299) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @SupergoodStudios
    @SupergoodStudios  Рік тому +27

    Uncut episodes drop a day earlier with 0 ads over on patreon.com/chrisdelia

    • @shawndraughn9001
      @shawndraughn9001 Рік тому +1

      I was in new Orleans and you absolutely crushed it!!!!! I hate that I was a little star struck when I gave you the hat but now you have a slice of Mississippi!!!! Also, I wanted to tell you that your realness has inspired me to write my book I've always talked about. Much love my guy

    • @DonnieLoW446
      @DonnieLoW446 Рік тому

      Actually Bobby Schmurda didn’t have a body and also shyne has been out and is a top government official in Belize now running shit. More powerful than diddy ever will be. And he don’t piss on dudes buttholes and is a straight man.

    • @HGZMO
      @HGZMO Рік тому +2

      COME TO ATHENS GEORGIA AND BRING THE YUKS! LETS DO THIS. CHEERS!

    • @enk4s3d77
      @enk4s3d77 Рік тому +2

      You should call the uncut episodes sleeved.

    • @alexjustine33
      @alexjustine33 Рік тому +2

      Philly NEEDS your energy, Chris!!! ❤❤

  • @anderbans
    @anderbans Рік тому +44

    Missed Connections being back has me feeling s'nice

  • @ipsilonia
    @ipsilonia Рік тому +9

    2:36 not only is shyne NOT in jail, he’s a politician in his home country of belize. and he converted to judaism in jail and like turned his whole life around after he got out. honestly he seems like a really good guy w a good heart.

  • @thatguy9807
    @thatguy9807 Рік тому +228

    Hey m'babies. Last week I was struggling and this cult came through with some money to cover my gas, yall are the realest for this. Let's GET that Log Cabin babies. I'll drive.

    • @Welcome-oj4qs
      @Welcome-oj4qs Рік тому +4

      Now it's my turn $s7ine55

    • @jordanheimer774
      @jordanheimer774 Рік тому +3

      Right on. That's what it's all about. Helping people out.

    • @Niekomojo
      @Niekomojo Рік тому +4

      Need a lil help myself if ya wanna pay it forward.

    • @inigomontoya619
      @inigomontoya619 Рік тому +11

      Some of yall are real good hearted selfless individuals. May the sun be on your face and the wind at your backs

    • @jonathanv3855
      @jonathanv3855 Рік тому +1

      Awesome. The cult love is real

  • @TheDeathXross
    @TheDeathXross Рік тому +36

    Chris confusing El Chapo with Pablo Escobar might be the funiest shit ever

  • @wolfkoolaid722
    @wolfkoolaid722 Рік тому +14

    I hope we get a video of Chris at Gobbler's Knob, interviewing Punxsutawney Phil the weather prognosticator groundhog.

  • @jarrettzeller4246
    @jarrettzeller4246 Рік тому +12

    The intro was just harder than normal and I’m here for it

  • @nutellanebula
    @nutellanebula Рік тому +8

    Hi Jennifer from 3rd grade, you were my best friend and it was sad to leave because my family moved. You gave me your email address but I totally lost it that same day and I think about you all the time. We ate so much white bread peanut butter sandwiches at your house after our talent shows and you were my first real friend. Sorry I didn't try hard enough to actually stay in contact with you. I hope you're doing well today. Miss you.

  • @juliaeve
    @juliaeve Рік тому +1

    I’m dying laughing at the Groundhog thing bc i saw an article this morning that said “did Punxsutawney Phil lie to us?” LMAO LIKE YEAH HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS PROBABLY

  • @occiferkodi
    @occiferkodi Рік тому +1

    20:28 That’s not fair. I changed the playback speed to super slow motion and the big dude literally leaned away from the slap. Apparently the SFC doesn’t have a fully established set of guidelines yet 😂

  • @FrostedClarinet
    @FrostedClarinet Рік тому +4

    Usher actually came at T-Pain and told him he ruined music with the whole autotune thing, and T-Pain said it put him in this real deep depression for years. thanks Usher

    • @SootSootSooty
      @SootSootSooty Рік тому

      P1ss off Usher. Trying to stay relevant.
      No.

  • @Rob_editsalot
    @Rob_editsalot Рік тому +41

    This episode was firing on all syllables

  • @aj00
    @aj00 Рік тому +35

    Damn, I’m so glad Chris D’Elia exists man. There’s no one else like him

    • @Play1nWithFire
      @Play1nWithFire Рік тому +4

      @@NY51663 corny

    • @aj00
      @aj00 Рік тому +2

      @@Play1nWithFire lol he deleted the comment

  • @guyfawkes8384
    @guyfawkes8384 Рік тому +13

    Nobody makes me laugh out loud like Chris D'Elia does! If you were to stop doing this it would be a huge loss for us that love you man.

    • @9999Vhess
      @9999Vhess Рік тому +1

      So glad he came back.. 🙏🏼 humble Chris!

  • @cameronrambo8236
    @cameronrambo8236 Рік тому +3

    Me: Hey Mike Tyson, what was that rock band that painted their faces black and white?
    Mike Tyson: Points to Chris's shirt

  • @gwildordipkin6504
    @gwildordipkin6504 Рік тому +2

    "watch out who your friends are when you grow up, they stab you in the back GI JOOOOOEE" looool

  • @SirenOffspring
    @SirenOffspring Рік тому +5

    Bright spot in my week when this drops! Yes!

  • @cassidy7592
    @cassidy7592 Рік тому +9

    So glad missed connections is back 👏😂

  • @LeslieDugger
    @LeslieDugger Рік тому +4

    “Culture is not your friend” -Terrence McKenna

  • @samiboi8521
    @samiboi8521 Рік тому

    Chris I enjoy your humor and comedy so much dude. It’s rubbed off on me from day 1. Im glad I found your podcast

  • @The4thLetter
    @The4thLetter Рік тому +3

    I never understood why people thought Shine sounded like Biggie... didn't at all. Guerilla Black - now HE sounded like Biggie.

  • @codywoodward2108
    @codywoodward2108 Рік тому +2

    The GI Joe bit about the fish that deserve it had me HEE-HAWING😂🤣😂🤣

    • @wheydwressur8714
      @wheydwressur8714 Рік тому

      yes did you catch that G I JOE.......yer too young to know what that means i fuck'em...............if he did what i think he did there ..thats how its done......good on ya.........i aint timestamping it im blowing his spot up too much saying what im saying but run it back check it out i think he got bold with it he got righteous

  • @LarryFisherman-de6yo
    @LarryFisherman-de6yo Рік тому +1

    "...touched a hot stove" 😂😂😂

  • @juliaeve
    @juliaeve Рік тому +1

    I’m dying laughing at the weather prognosticator 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timmybeard5420
    @timmybeard5420 Рік тому +14

    Easily my favorite podcast this dude has me dead every time

  • @bobdare
    @bobdare Рік тому +2

    I lose it every time you play the Rob Zombie song 😂

  • @markdavis1254
    @markdavis1254 Рік тому +5

    Shyne is DEFINITELY out of jail lol

  • @YoSemaj
    @YoSemaj Рік тому

    “Hey kid I’m computah !”
    Lmfao that video still makes me laugh historically

  • @massivechicken4099
    @massivechicken4099 Рік тому +2

    I've just realized you're the reason I say 'frinkin'. Touche Christopher

  • @TheR3ALcharli3Br0wn
    @TheR3ALcharli3Br0wn Рік тому

    “File’s done” lmao!!!!! My favorite

  • @ajanmadas
    @ajanmadas Рік тому +2

    love it when no promos in the beginning

  • @nickthomas7193
    @nickthomas7193 Рік тому +2

    Excited every week the moment it drops

  • @benslaton6178
    @benslaton6178 Рік тому

    Chris I frinkin love how often you say the word frinkin

  • @natashapbooks
    @natashapbooks Рік тому +19

    nobody talks about 2Pac more than Chris D'Elia 💀

  • @nickweaver3090
    @nickweaver3090 Рік тому +2

    Best episode yet lol the slick jokes on syhne r legendary

  • @Tfwd1891
    @Tfwd1891 Рік тому +1

    “When the fuck did we get ice cream?… was I sleeping??.”

  • @MichaelJComedy
    @MichaelJComedy Рік тому +1

    Waaaaaahhhh. Touched a hot stove. Hahaha that was amazing.

  • @danieltsmoke
    @danieltsmoke Рік тому +2

    By the thumbnail, I fully expect at some point to hear "sorry strong guys"

  • @jordanheimer774
    @jordanheimer774 Рік тому +9

    Going to go for a walk around the park in downtown Phx, listen to my favorite comedian and laugh out loud while people think I'm crazy. Love you Chris!

    • @saljablo2767
      @saljablo2767 Рік тому

      I hear it’s more of a dry heat

    • @jonathanv3855
      @jonathanv3855 Рік тому

      Az in the house. I'm in tucson laughing out loud too

    • @bardownaint
      @bardownaint Рік тому

      Pheenxh

    • @The1SSGrant
      @The1SSGrant Рік тому

      Feel that haha. Listening with windows down in the gas line at Costco in phx lol

  • @derekizyk6157
    @derekizyk6157 Рік тому

    That song you kept mentioning that Shyne did, I was thinking of that song “Here I Come” by Barrington Levy. When you do the impression, I was dying laughing 😂

  • @docAwfulMD
    @docAwfulMD Рік тому +5

    can’t wait for your next special Chris!

  • @V1ct0r10u5
    @V1ct0r10u5 Рік тому

    I'm pumped to catch you this coming Friday at the Vets 🤘🏼 YeeeeeeEEESS!!

  • @jasonjohnson5929
    @jasonjohnson5929 Рік тому +3

    Sensational

  • @sourdonkeyjuice
    @sourdonkeyjuice Рік тому +6

    This pod is going to keep getting shorter until finally we get the 10 min pod again! 😁👍

    • @--_V_--
      @--_V_-- Рік тому

      Hell yeah. get Will and Brianne back in there and make em like the good old days.

  • @gwildordipkin6504
    @gwildordipkin6504 Рік тому +3

    Chris would be the c-3po of slap fighting championship.

  • @juliaeve
    @juliaeve Рік тому

    Lost it at the shyne part lol 😂 touched a hot stove 😂

  • @MrFeatheredSerpent
    @MrFeatheredSerpent Рік тому +1

    Someone at UA-cam is sabotage this channel’s algorithm 👾

  • @bubbaburt6650
    @bubbaburt6650 Рік тому +2

    Haven't even watched it yet, but so pumped

  • @heatherclear5903
    @heatherclear5903 Рік тому +8

    Chris’ reactions to the youtube ads is a mood 😂

  • @lancertreepuffer
    @lancertreepuffer Рік тому

    32:15 he was undercover smart guy 😂

  • @semirjemill
    @semirjemill Рік тому +2

    “IM SOO ANIMAL RACIST!”
    “I care about the environment soo much”😂😂

  • @jullinahays193
    @jullinahays193 Рік тому +1

    Come show Calvin the Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama! You came here years ago before you got the fam, bring em with you this time!

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Рік тому +2

    Before you eliminate a tradition be sure you understand the consequences. Some traditions are important.

  • @loyreyenas7478
    @loyreyenas7478 Рік тому +17

    Will and Bryan on for episode 300, has to be done

  • @BreakEveryChainBibleStudyMinis
    @BreakEveryChainBibleStudyMinis 11 місяців тому

    "yeah he ate great" - 4 muffins (donuts) and gummy bears 13:02

  • @RollinWithTheFishers
    @RollinWithTheFishers Рік тому

    Missed connects FTW!!!

  • @josephbenitz576
    @josephbenitz576 Рік тому +1

    Ill be coming to the show in midland,tx...on the pod you said ticket sales weren't that great here, theres literally no promotion, over here, it was the same when Theo came

  • @maxoglesby106
    @maxoglesby106 Рік тому +5

    So happy when this comes out when I’m tired and weak

  • @seanv6711
    @seanv6711 Рік тому

    CURRENT EVENTIN' IT WITH CHRIS!!!!!!

  • @SootSootSooty
    @SootSootSooty Рік тому +2

    Worse names than Phil: - baby: Malcom, Bruce, GRAHAM, Nigel, Adolf, KEVIN, George, Boris.
    And that’s final.

  • @AyeeePeee
    @AyeeePeee Рік тому +1

    The way Chris laughed after he found out shine a jew 😂😂

  • @dabcoma47
    @dabcoma47 Рік тому +5

    Dude can we actually get a gathering of you and fans in some tall grass sharing ideas? I pass by tall grass constantly while driving/working and I think of you and the log cabin and the babies constantly 😂

  • @ThisNachoFriend
    @ThisNachoFriend Рік тому +1

    How the fuck are the subscriber numbers going down?? Honestly amazed at what's happening

  • @FlatrockFlatheads
    @FlatrockFlatheads Рік тому +1

    6 weeks til spring or 6 more weeks of winter are exactly the same amount of time no matter what. Who falls for this?

  • @nickb1892
    @nickb1892 Рік тому +4

    Only dude I can think about, really, is my friend Jeremy. He passed away in a skating accident. One of my favorite, if not my favorite friend I'd had the pleasure of knowing.
    Rest in Peace, Jeremy. I hope that you always knew how much that I Loved, and respected you, as a long time, good guy and friend.

  • @myy29
    @myy29 Рік тому

    does it matter to you if we listen to Congratulations on youtube or spotify?

  • @robertw4411
    @robertw4411 Рік тому +4

    I'm ready to watch a Groundhog Day redo w/ D'Elia... I'm sure Bill Murray would cameo as the handler 😃

  • @jaidenwilliams5215
    @jaidenwilliams5215 Рік тому +1

    A guy named seb I went to school with he listened to Metallica all the time and people would say “Metallica is dead” and he would growl at them wonder what happened to that guy

  • @ncianci87
    @ncianci87 Рік тому

    could you imagine 2 people getting together to "clean their pipes" and then find out their cleaning their bongs

  • @london4447
    @london4447 Рік тому

    Shyne is now a politician in Belize on a journey to become the country’s prime minister. His story is inspiring! Read up on him.

  • @riarose4292
    @riarose4292 Рік тому +3

    I hope you like cincy chris!!! So happy youre coming here, im hoping to save up to see you! 🙌

  • @logiebear54
    @logiebear54 Рік тому +5

    Love you boo. Keep it rollin.

  • @bjorncopperside4572
    @bjorncopperside4572 Рік тому +1

    #1 podcast

  • @racheller8753
    @racheller8753 Рік тому +1

    I remember the shine song I loved it I still love it!!

  • @lindsey4374
    @lindsey4374 Рік тому

    Come to LUBBOCK,TX we want to see you! And then anyone from midland can just drive here

  • @MexicanRugDealer
    @MexicanRugDealer Рік тому

    Yay Chris Delia's here..(golf claps)

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 Рік тому

    Them cells got those good acoustics.

  • @franklewis5905
    @franklewis5905 Рік тому +1

    You and Calvin make me realize I'm still human. Not sure if that makes sense but I love y'all no homo 👊

  • @TheAlexking123
    @TheAlexking123 Рік тому

    Met him in New Orleans! Show was great!!

  • @ms.nebraska
    @ms.nebraska Рік тому +1

    Don't abandon us!!! Unconditional love means no condition! U admitted ur wrongs... & Sought treatment. There's nothing else any one! Should ask u for. It at some point is abusive.

  • @fiercebon14
    @fiercebon14 Рік тому

    Missed opportunity for good picture when Chris mentioned “Elon Ma”

  • @justinreynolds1692
    @justinreynolds1692 Рік тому

    I feel like choosing "Super Good" instead of "Tall Grass Productions" or "Log Cabin Studios" was a wasted opportunity 😛

  • @HYLND
    @HYLND Рік тому

    Bruh the yeyeyeyeh birds here are native but we’ve got pigs and deer fuckin shit up hahaha

  • @jstizzle1969
    @jstizzle1969 Рік тому

    Alex Bomcamp, Nathan Truman, James Rust: where you at boys?

  • @towel453
    @towel453 Рік тому

    You should review a bunch of barrington levy songs on the pod, that’s what those shine samples come from

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 Рік тому

    Show em Chris... Book More.

  • @mrmoore1423
    @mrmoore1423 Рік тому +3

    Ticket sales are low down in Midland because those are some oil field working mfs. Lol those dudes take ZERO days off.

  • @jerellianstormheart
    @jerellianstormheart Рік тому

    Touching a hot stove 🤣

  • @thejoshthat
    @thejoshthat Рік тому +1

    From experience, in prison there's a full-on music studio equipped with keyboard pianos guitars microphones beat machines, all that!
    And from what I see now, they have the ability to use Twitter

    • @SootSootSooty
      @SootSootSooty Рік тому +2

      Do the crime, get some free time in the studio.

    • @Play1nWithFire
      @Play1nWithFire Рік тому

      Yeah I don’t think that’s every prison tho man, I mean I’ve never been but I doubt it ya know lol

    • @thejoshthat
      @thejoshthat Рік тому

      @@Play1nWithFire definitely not max, but I was in a medium and we had that. (Not trying to be a "tough guy", just mentioning it)

    • @Play1nWithFire
      @Play1nWithFire Рік тому

      @@thejoshthat no you’re good lol I was hoping somebody else would give an example bc it just seems so wild to me that there’d be studios in prisons

    • @thejoshthat
      @thejoshthat Рік тому

      @@Play1nWithFire true, it was Wisconsin also. So there's that lol.

  • @jheredi84
    @jheredi84 Рік тому +2

    Columbia drug lord was Pablo Escobar. El Chapo is a Mexican drug lord. 😂

    • @heatherclear5903
      @heatherclear5903 Рік тому +1

      Came to say the same thing, but I scrolled first because I knew another baby had to of caught it.

  • @zynferno
    @zynferno Рік тому

    dude... LOVE the new intro!

  • @kyleip6204
    @kyleip6204 Рік тому +3

    Chris talking about the the annoying sounds birds make. Little on the nose there lol

  • @singletrack4614
    @singletrack4614 Рік тому

    Dude………I had to actually search for this episode. Normally it gets posted on my main UA-cam channel home page…….

  • @PhillipRauschkolb
    @PhillipRauschkolb Рік тому

    Agree on the Phil take, and yes I am pale...lol....and my grandpas name was Keith 😂

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 Рік тому +3

    I love you never leave us 💗

  • @gamernance5638
    @gamernance5638 Рік тому +1

    "It's another Starbucks up the road"

  • @sunnybeachwalks4k2022
    @sunnybeachwalks4k2022 Рік тому

    Tom Brady on that Seinfeld money

  • @ak5258
    @ak5258 Рік тому

    i grew up in india playing with GIJOE lol. I had chuckles, snake eyes, zap and shipwreck

  • @fattsfatts7891
    @fattsfatts7891 Рік тому +1

    Lifeline is one of the funniest podcasts around! Ha!!!

  • @kylekooznetsoff
    @kylekooznetsoff Рік тому

    I am so single, the most action i have gotten in a while, was when i pushed a hemorrhoid back in.