Driving A Tank Past Big Ben & Downing Street In London!

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  • @efeerbas2709
    @efeerbas2709 5 років тому +5196

    "Why are you late!"
    "Im sorry honey, there was a tank in front of me"

    • @canakcora1890
      @canakcora1890 5 років тому +14

      Kes

    • @efeerbas2709
      @efeerbas2709 5 років тому +2

      @@canakcora1890 kardeşim mal mısın yoksa öyleymiş gibi mi davranıyorsun

    • @canakcora1890
      @canakcora1890 5 років тому +10

      Yok Knk doğru perinçeği gördüm de Türk müsün merak ettim tm kardeşim hadi iyi günler

    • @tiran6455
      @tiran6455 5 років тому +3

      Doğu döneğini sil

    • @yoesoef4902
      @yoesoef4902 5 років тому +1

      Sbeve

  • @-_-JJ
    @-_-JJ 5 років тому +2995

    1:18 A girraffe casually driving a beetle while getting greeted by a man inside a tank at the Westminister Abbey, classic London

    • @kendrickrochelanzot2053
      @kendrickrochelanzot2053 5 років тому +99

      A Wild Goosealine I thought I was on drugs or somethings

    • @JustafellowHuman54
      @JustafellowHuman54 5 років тому +45

      He’s not driving since they drive in the left side of the road there so he’s actually a passenger

    • @JustafellowHuman54
      @JustafellowHuman54 5 років тому +14

      Plus the guy gave him a thumbs up

    • @egorence2149
      @egorence2149 5 років тому +11

      that's why i wanna go to england

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 4 роки тому +17

      In the UK we have our steering wheel on the left side m8

  • @cryptality701
    @cryptality701 4 роки тому +2185

    France 2013:
    "Why are you here? The war already ended!"
    "Sorry , was stuck in traffic"

  • @zorropopo
    @zorropopo Рік тому +414

    I love how the traffic quickly clears up when they see a tank behind them.

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 9 місяців тому +35

      i mean it's a tank and no one wants to be at the end of a barrel 💀

    • @Local_Lich
      @Local_Lich 21 день тому +11

      @@aspopulvera9130 I'd worry less about the barrel and more the tank completely wrecking the car

    • @Stefanthenautilus
      @Stefanthenautilus 17 днів тому +2

      @@Local_Lich Not so much wrecking the car as turning it into a metal pancake, for me

    • @daveyjoseph6058
      @daveyjoseph6058 6 днів тому

      The traffic quickly clears up because it is moving faster than the tank...

  • @shakir1998
    @shakir1998 6 років тому +948

    5:16 imagine having the balls to blow your horn at a tank lool

    • @stathispapadopoulos7926
      @stathispapadopoulos7926 6 років тому +108

      fs87 and then the tanks turns the turret and aims at your face... will he still have the balls to say anything? I would like them to do it if it was a tank with an actual working turret just to see what happens...

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang 6 років тому +19

      "Your engine is smoking. Please dont blow me up."

    • @Matt_Diesel
      @Matt_Diesel 6 років тому +6

      Should such a scenario occur, simply ask them if they have any rice and beans on board. When they ask you what unit you were in, just grin coldly and equip your shades. They will assume you're an asshole and blow you up cheers!

    • @LichlordKazam
      @LichlordKazam 6 років тому +7

      Why would they even drive a tank in a city with the same population of a fookin' chicken farm orgy?

    • @hosshydraa1181
      @hosshydraa1181 6 років тому

      @@stathispapadopoulos7926 It is a real working turret.

  • @eliasmsjqh5868
    @eliasmsjqh5868 5 років тому +13949

    When you're late to D-Day

    • @saadirfan7909
      @saadirfan7909 5 років тому +180

      Lol

    • @Abdirahman_Mohamed
      @Abdirahman_Mohamed 5 років тому +475

      "alright, we'll nip round to tesco express, grab some mars bars then we'll storm normandy!"

    • @Vigilante-k4q
      @Vigilante-k4q 5 років тому +362

      75 yrs too late

    • @gizmokiller1472
      @gizmokiller1472 5 років тому +82

      Tank from ww1 gets to france ww2 already stated ww1 tank:bitch its still ww1 morden shows time ww1 tank crew:0.0 how

    • @RadioactiveSkullSocial
      @RadioactiveSkullSocial 5 років тому +48

      Dude I’m high af and seeing that had me bawling

  • @kimjong-un1136
    @kimjong-un1136 4 роки тому +5462

    Police: "The reason I've pulled you over today is because... "
    Tank driver: "Be honest... it's the tank, isn't it? "
    Police: "It's the tank bro. "

    • @GamerTroll911
      @GamerTroll911 4 роки тому +258

      Alternative ending: No, well sorta but it’s because I saw your friend holdin’ a butter knife there...

    • @kierangallears2670
      @kierangallears2670 4 роки тому +14

      XD

    • @kierangallears2670
      @kierangallears2670 4 роки тому +44

      no well I have spotted that ur fellow man is welding a rather deadly splinter and so we have come to agreement to call in a carpet bombing
      But first it it time for a spot of T

    • @kimjong-un1136
      @kimjong-un1136 4 роки тому +78

      @@kierangallears2670 Police: "Don't get me wrong buddy, the cannon on the front is fine, but bro... "
      Tank driver: "It's the knife isn't it? "
      Police: "Bro, it's the knife"

    • @kierangallears2670
      @kierangallears2670 4 роки тому +12

      Welcome to London

  • @ItsMotoMatt
    @ItsMotoMatt 3 роки тому +368

    CAR: "Beeeeeeeeep!"
    TANK: *So you have chosen death...*

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 3 роки тому +3

      Pls time stamp I can’t find it

    • @kowalski7086
      @kowalski7086 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mini-wd7qz its a joke i domt think anyone would dare beep at a tank….

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 3 роки тому +2

      @@kowalski7086 are u sure it’s a joke tho

    • @VlerkeDamne
      @VlerkeDamne 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mini-wd7qz Bit late but 5:15

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 3 роки тому +3

      @@kowalski7086 it’s not a joke

  • @AvaFaeBunny
    @AvaFaeBunny 5 років тому +6855

    when the british police hear you have a butter knife

    • @dan27032
      @dan27032 5 років тому +95

      AlphaWolfBlood oh piss off it’s beyond funny

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 років тому +218

      Lol they consider you armed and dangerous. The police are literally shaking in fear of your butter knives. 😆

    • @dan27032
      @dan27032 5 років тому +44

      @@TheftTone6 I'm sorry are you a shitposter? Or do you actually believe the delusional bullshit you spout out?

    • @francoisgirodet8267
      @francoisgirodet8267 5 років тому +33

      Can we speak about french police ?

    • @dan27032
      @dan27032 5 років тому +8

      Nomadic Crimson devil guys am I funny yet?

  • @nachoventura9203
    @nachoventura9203 9 років тому +2243

    There is something more amazing in this video, and no one noticed. The giraffe driving a red car the minute 1:17

    • @nidowald
      @nidowald 8 років тому +19

      lmfaooo

    • @randynusbaum7271
      @randynusbaum7271 8 років тому +59

      and the driver gave him a thumbs up

    • @jcdenton166
      @jcdenton166 8 років тому +3

      its not our fult its the ZOOS fult

    • @TitusM7
      @TitusM7 8 років тому +2

      yes you're the only one that noticed it. clap clap

    • @SSmpGaming
      @SSmpGaming 8 років тому +1

      i did i was like Da FUQ

  • @MrCrumpets368
    @MrCrumpets368 4 роки тому +2305

    Tank: *Parks illegally*
    Towing Company: “We’re gonna need a bigger flatbed”

    • @LuigiCotocea
      @LuigiCotocea 4 роки тому +15

      OOF

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 3 роки тому +55

      Towing Company to Customer: Sorry Sir, but all of our trucks, combined, were unable to get the obstruction to move.

    • @sahelamiri2191
      @sahelamiri2191 3 роки тому +11

      *Uses helicopter to tow vehicle*

    • @nantanatsemarat411
      @nantanatsemarat411 3 роки тому +9

      @@sahelamiri2191 that won’t do it, the building in London is pretty high up and it might cause an incident and make the towing company needs more flatbed

    • @sahelamiri2191
      @sahelamiri2191 3 роки тому +5

      @@nantanatsemarat411 that’s just a joke-

  • @Appleduck2007
    @Appleduck2007 3 роки тому +972

    I'm surprised the tank fits in the lanes lol

    • @peteaxe2067
      @peteaxe2067 3 роки тому +37

      Their designed on purpose

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 3 роки тому +113

      @@peteaxe2067 I'm suprised a tank is street legal...

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 3 роки тому +45

      @@peteaxe2067 If somebody was driving a tank in America they'd have the entire military after them. Lol.

    • @samdesplancke3906
      @samdesplancke3906 3 роки тому +111

      @@BurntTM umm no lol there also street legal in america and legal to have the gun operational

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 3 роки тому +6

      @@samdesplancke3906 Oh haha.

  • @thomaslangtry3771
    @thomaslangtry3771 4 роки тому +5835

    Car : beeps at tank
    Tank: turns turret
    Car : I would like to apologise

  • @thatoneguy_mir
    @thatoneguy_mir 4 роки тому +1812

    Bus Driver: "if you look to our right you can see a.... What The!!!!"

  • @User_014
    @User_014 3 роки тому +934

    7:56 "Aim at that tower right there!"

  • @CelticCrafter
    @CelticCrafter 3 роки тому +189

    i love how many people simply just stood there or walked by like this is totally normal

    • @personpointingtwogunsatyou
      @personpointingtwogunsatyou 3 роки тому +7

      Because it is normal

    • @muskateer12345
      @muskateer12345 3 роки тому +20

      It’s not exactly a fucking spaceship buddy it’s not that crazy

    • @CelticCrafter
      @CelticCrafter 3 роки тому

      @@muskateer12345 its still dope as hell fuckhead

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 3 роки тому +2

      @@CelticCrafter In Germany you can sometimes see like 10-20 tanks on the Autobahn. Leopard goes brrrr

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 2 роки тому +17

      @@muskateer12345 would be great if the emergency landing of a space shuttle happened like in the movie the core

  • @ballisticddummy
    @ballisticddummy 4 роки тому +441

    Military dad: Let's go to the school son!
    Teacher: Why are you so late?!
    Me: Well it's complicated

    • @Inderastein
      @Inderastein 3 роки тому +8

      Dad at the window: Bye son!!
      ***moves at mach 9***

    • @657c
      @657c 3 роки тому +2

      Dad: *cocks gun* don’t ask my son that

    • @matthewhoneywell7657
      @matthewhoneywell7657 3 роки тому

      The driver is in front just know from what I remember as a kid

  • @pitied3744
    @pitied3744 4 роки тому +5565

    Car: *honks angrily*
    Tank: *turns turret* dont do that

  • @Nicolaukk
    @Nicolaukk 5 років тому +4728

    just a normal day in Russia, except it ain't Russia

    • @yusuf_kizilkaya
      @yusuf_kizilkaya 5 років тому +124

      in soviet russia big ben drives you by a tank

    • @zitrionazera6188
      @zitrionazera6188 5 років тому +13

      Isso não é russia man

    • @xurilordoflife7264
      @xurilordoflife7264 5 років тому +18

      То то там дороги раздолбаны ...

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc 5 років тому +66

      In Russia you don't own a tank the tank owns you

    • @cartton5929
      @cartton5929 4 роки тому +25

      Не не, у нас за танком медведь сидит.

  • @abandonedaccount123
    @abandonedaccount123 3 роки тому +101

    2:13 "This is taking a while..."
    *sloooooowly rotates turret and loads round*

  • @muhdshuhairi609
    @muhdshuhairi609 5 років тому +872

    2013: We Have a tank
    2080: Yeah, i have a Hydrogen Bomb For sale.

    • @aryansingh2459
      @aryansingh2459 5 років тому +15

      @_ benni Yes , so this Death Star is around a million.

    • @musicman1989
      @musicman1989 5 років тому +28

      4019: We have some Thanos gloves left on sale.

    • @baldwin817
      @baldwin817 5 років тому +2

      hydrogen ? no isnt its antimatter

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 5 років тому +12

      102019: Buy One Black Hole,Free 2 Supernova Explosions.

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 5 років тому +1

      Muhd Shuhairi we had H bombs since 1960

  • @ancientmesopotamian1699
    @ancientmesopotamian1699 8 років тому +2881

    Making my way down town....

  • @kagakai7729
    @kagakai7729 5 років тому +811

    Now drive the battleship Bismarck past the Denmark Strait
    What do you mean "it's been done?"

    • @Bore_hole
      @Bore_hole 5 років тому +9

      bruh, the bismarck sank

    • @longschlongmcgee5320
      @longschlongmcgee5320 5 років тому +40

      @@Bore_hole We know, but you can always get the Bismarck from where it sank a pilot it
      It's totally functional

    • @revolverocelot3697
      @revolverocelot3697 5 років тому +28

      tiger tank probably some blueprints are still around
      German Beasts
      1) Bismarck (Naval warmachine)
      2) Schwerer Gustav (Railroad cannon)
      3) Elephant (Tank) it’s a beast of steel

    • @lesoviet932
      @lesoviet932 4 роки тому +9

      @@revolverocelot3697 The Elephant was garbage, Maus is where its at

    • @classifiedclassified3795
      @classifiedclassified3795 4 роки тому +4

      @@lesoviet932 Pfft. What are you talking about. The best German tank is obviously KARL.

  • @bloodwyn4184
    @bloodwyn4184 2 роки тому +190

    5:15 the audacity to honk at a tank.

    • @felixleong61
      @felixleong61 Рік тому +23

      Tank : *Turns turret, points at car* Let's see who is louder. Your little car horn or the sound of my 105 mm rifled gun firing a HE round right at you.
      Car : I want to apologize.
      (I actually don't know the type of the gun lol. Just guessing here.)

    • @MohammedWentBoom
      @MohammedWentBoom Рік тому +4

      Imagine if the gun actually worked

    • @38centimeters
      @38centimeters 9 місяців тому +1

      @@felixleong61 Since the gun is held I’m guessing this is a 155mm. Chassis also looks like one from a m109 paladin. Tho the gun seems to be lacking it’s usually larger muzzle break.

    • @K.izm.a
      @K.izm.a 7 місяців тому

      @@felixleong61a scary gun, that’s the gun

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 17 днів тому

      ​@@felixleong61according to another comment, this is a challenger 2, Wich has a 125mm

  • @Axel_Morell
    @Axel_Morell 5 років тому +3247

    Girlfriend: Come to my house
    Boyfriend: I can not I'm at war
    Girlfriend: I'm alone at home!...

    • @Michael-gc2pd
      @Michael-gc2pd 5 років тому +75

      To be honedt it aint funny more like cringy

    • @tudduls1950
      @tudduls1950 5 років тому +140

      Lisa Skes to be honest nobody gives a fuck about your opinion

    • @mythicalumut6174
      @mythicalumut6174 4 роки тому +22

      Kevin Ortiz can’t agree more lmao 😂

    • @lukepreston709
      @lukepreston709 4 роки тому +9

      Kevin Ortiz he’s allowed to say it

    • @minhnghiaduong
      @minhnghiaduong 4 роки тому +6

      FBI OPEN THE DOOR

  • @desertfox1792
    @desertfox1792 6 років тому +2613

    Could you imagine if a cop tried to stop this:
    Cop: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
    Tank Driver: ".....Because I let you?"

    • @stox9630
      @stox9630 5 років тому +42

      old joke fucker

    • @fbmfbmfbm
      @fbmfbmfbm 5 років тому +224

      @@stox9630 You're replying to an 8 month old comment, fucker.

    • @wandowander9360
      @wandowander9360 5 років тому +96

      @@fbmfbmfbm What the fuck is going on here fucker?

    • @anonymousk4694
      @anonymousk4694 5 років тому +171

      *slowly eats popcorn*

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 5 років тому +46

      @@wowarmy8154 hello, fucker

  • @thecoconut4569
    @thecoconut4569 5 років тому +677

    what’s next “taxing my b52 bomber down the street”

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 років тому +12

      *French Guy Laugh* LMAO

    • @yourvietnamraifu4663
      @yourvietnamraifu4663 5 років тому +12

      *Laughs is baguette*

    • @Photoshop5857
      @Photoshop5857 5 років тому +8

      *I TRIED THAT IN GTA BUT FAILED*

    • @jc441-i3q
      @jc441-i3q 5 років тому +21

      Taking your aircraft carrier for a spin around the lake

    • @AviTheWolf
      @AviTheWolf 5 років тому +4

      Me:how bout something more reasonable I will taxi my Messerschmitt ME262 down the street

  • @pteppig
    @pteppig 3 роки тому +9

    Tanks for this grand tour !

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
    @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 5 років тому +4808

    I guess UK police can't arrest people with tanks, they can only arrest people with butter knives.

    • @BidiguiloChefao
      @BidiguiloChefao 5 років тому +103

      Door-to-Door Hentai Salesman lol

    • @willowyknight7645
      @willowyknight7645 5 років тому +26

      Agreed

    • @aibh7903
      @aibh7903 5 років тому +49

      They don’t arrest people with butter knives either

    • @berry5974
      @berry5974 5 років тому +112

      @@aibh7903 It's a joke

    • @rocco2750
      @rocco2750 5 років тому +22

      @@aibh7903 just people leaving comments on the internet.

  • @solovevkiril
    @solovevkiril 4 роки тому +647

    Teacher: class, we're going to visit London.
    Girls: Palaces and shopping!
    Boyz:

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 роки тому +41

      Every boyz gangsta till they realize its German tanks

    • @borntoclimb7116
      @borntoclimb7116 3 роки тому +5

      @@joskethegreat4154 a new invasion

    • @lorxxo
      @lorxxo 3 роки тому +6

      Not all girls wanna go shopping 🙃

    • @SwagTinCommander
      @SwagTinCommander 3 роки тому +1

      Russian tanks

    • @TheAngelOfDeath01
      @TheAngelOfDeath01 3 роки тому +2

      boyz: Do a bank robbery using a tank as a get-away vehicle!

  • @hintaos3872
    @hintaos3872 5 років тому +638

    *Flashbacks at GTA San Andreas memories while driving*

    • @chris52209
      @chris52209 5 років тому +11

      LOL in GTA 5 rp I was driving a miltary hey down the highway and the police chasted me all the way to Plato bay

    • @V_For_Vigilante
      @V_For_Vigilante 5 років тому +3

      @@chris52209
      Gta 5 is trash

    • @deidaratsuchikage289
      @deidaratsuchikage289 4 роки тому +4

      Hin Taos
      I prefer GTA San Andres
      More fun and almost the same like here

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 4 роки тому

      The tank is weird tbh. One small bump to a vehicle BOOM EXPLODES

    • @hintaos3872
      @hintaos3872 4 роки тому +3

      @@shakmp4 Strongly agree with you, pinhead.

  • @gamermind6158
    @gamermind6158 3 роки тому +71

    12:42 holy shit i felt he looked right at me

  • @wkingw7296
    @wkingw7296 5 років тому +246

    People: I want a supercar
    My friends: I want a girlfriend
    Me: well it's complicated.

  • @ukspizzaman
    @ukspizzaman 5 років тому +451

    An enemy tank would probably get the same reaction.. "quick, take a picture of that!"

    • @aibh7903
      @aibh7903 5 років тому +5

      ukspizzaman literally what other reaction would be appropriate lmao

    • @zab6124
      @zab6124 5 років тому +16

      @@aibh7903 running away THEN taking the picture

    • @shadowdemon553
      @shadowdemon553 5 років тому +3

      ZaB I think you are referring to those French bois

  • @febrykurniawan3791
    @febrykurniawan3791 4 роки тому +541

    When you are in the 6 star level
    The military in GTA :

  • @KubaSubaru
    @KubaSubaru 2 місяці тому +7

    5:13 Imagine honking at the Tank and the turret starts to rotate in your direction....

  • @bathwars
    @bathwars 5 років тому +549

    I feel so at home watching this video, here's a little tour guide:
    1:26 - Westminster Abbey
    3:10 - Big Ben
    6:05 - Downing Street
    9:50 - Trafalgar Square
    10:22 - National gallery

    • @ukbb2632
      @ukbb2632 5 років тому +2

      Parliment kids.

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 4 роки тому +5

      Sadly I don't live in London I live a little 2 hours north from London like to move down there one day

    • @myklmyers
      @myklmyers 4 роки тому

      Thanks but never thought of visiting there anyway

    • @zxfeared
      @zxfeared 2 роки тому

      @@cyodylolgaming same but north east

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 2 роки тому

      @@zxfeared im just guessing the hours lol

  • @lanternfragments
    @lanternfragments 8 років тому +795

    I think the pedestrians checked to news to see if their city was under martial law

    • @fabulousfenec9733
      @fabulousfenec9733 8 років тому +14

      DuckProductionsQuack hhhhhh lol

    • @robertdunn7913
      @robertdunn7913 8 років тому +71

      its the UK they are always under martial law

    • @zakizk6211
      @zakizk6211 7 років тому +26

      +Robert Dunn That makes no sense

    • @cibriosis
      @cibriosis 7 років тому +8

      It's getting quite popular in the uk isn't it

    • @TheMistBeats
      @TheMistBeats 7 років тому +32

      Napalmin' Charlie more like shariah law in london

  • @themechanist7875
    @themechanist7875 8 років тому +559

    5:15
    Car: Beeeeeeeeeeep!!!
    Tank: *Turns turret*
    That would have been fun :P

  • @djfhsusbruh6698
    @djfhsusbruh6698 3 роки тому +20

    2:15
    Imagine looking back of the bus and you a Tank pointing toward you.

  • @Zichoe
    @Zichoe 7 років тому +430

    It's rare to find a supercar on the street, it's even rarer to find a tank in a garage

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 6 років тому +19

      3:23 the perfect angle for a shot at Big Ben.

    • @liamc1102
      @liamc1102 5 років тому

      It's not rare to find supercars on the street at all 😂 what are you talking about?

    • @Kickmon
      @Kickmon 5 років тому +3

      @@liamc1102 Literally depends what area of the country you're in...

    • @liamc1102
      @liamc1102 5 років тому

      @@Kickmon Yes, of course. But they aren't rare.

    • @Kickmon
      @Kickmon 5 років тому

      @@liamc1102 Dude I grew up near St Albans which is one of the most expensive cities to live in, in the UK. Literal months would go by without seeing one. I've been living in the midlands for 3 years now. Not seen a supercar the entire time. But sure, they aren't rare.... Edit: In fact a quick google shows, as of 2017, there are only 36,000 supercars registered in the UK compared to the 35 million other vehicles

  • @pratyushmallick697
    @pratyushmallick697 5 років тому +2506

    How to make supercar owners sad ....
    Just bring a tank

    • @leiloan7677
      @leiloan7677 5 років тому +50

      How to make tank owners ridiculous ...
      Just bring a fuckin' B 52 or a Career

    • @johnt3606
      @johnt3606 4 роки тому +48

      @@leiloan7677 nah a10 better, hail brrrrrrtttt

    • @Killerjacob04
      @Killerjacob04 4 роки тому +22

      @@johnt3606 HAIL THE Brrrrrrtttt

    • @nielsrooiman772
      @nielsrooiman772 4 роки тому +7

      Quadtrack

    • @harrier827
      @harrier827 4 роки тому

      @@nielsrooiman772 no

  • @moistness482
    @moistness482 4 роки тому +522

    Imagine a crash in this.
    Car: ouch
    Tank: did something happen?

    • @mozne5684
      @mozne5684 3 роки тому +3

      Lamao

    • @Joey.the.producer
      @Joey.the.producer 3 роки тому +9

      Speed bump!

    • @HappyGM-R
      @HappyGM-R 3 роки тому +1

      I’m surprised the car didn’t die lol

    • @Joey.the.producer
      @Joey.the.producer 3 роки тому

      @Mesmipha Hah, jokes on you, everything is crunchy if you hit it hard enough

    • @car1367
      @car1367 3 роки тому +7

      Crash happen
      Car : ouch!
      Tank : my body feels little bit itchy

  • @OffroadLogger
    @OffroadLogger 3 роки тому +28

    "Why are you late?!"
    "Sorry honey, had to refuel.... 15 times."

  • @karlchristianbognot1842
    @karlchristianbognot1842 5 років тому +606

    They can arrest you if you have a suspicious salmon

  • @tonystank2399
    @tonystank2399 8 років тому +2238

    This thing gets more attention than a aventador or 488

    • @jcdenton166
      @jcdenton166 8 років тому +5

      theirs that same merc down in taunton

    • @GB101ish
      @GB101ish 8 років тому +15

      Ya because an overpriced is something you are allowed to get (does not mean that you will ever) but a military vehicle of that nature is probably illegal to own.

    • @tonystank2399
      @tonystank2399 8 років тому

      Nope there are a few civilians that were able to purchase tanks of their own.

    • @Globus601
      @Globus601 8 років тому +3

      Tony Stank They know the right people ;)

    • @undeadwonderland4264
      @undeadwonderland4264 8 років тому +13

      Really you can buy any military vehicles even tanks but here in the USA if you get a tank you need to have the barrel cemented and rubber tracks on it in order to drive it around that's if you got the money to buy one though and fix it up you not gonna get anything new but you can get your hands on some old stuff lol

  • @zarasuto7216
    @zarasuto7216 5 років тому +397

    When flexing your super expensive car is not enough

  • @LeadingMole058
    @LeadingMole058 3 роки тому +36

    Driving a tank is definitely on my bucket list.

  • @saritar1000
    @saritar1000 4 роки тому +881

    Imagine if someone was robbing a bank somewhere on the way.

    • @zevailes
      @zevailes 4 роки тому +66

      Police:Tank Unit on it's way will be there shortly.
      Bank Robbers:😯😮😱😵☠️👻
      Some random person:😐😑😓

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 4 роки тому +18

      Well get the anti tank gun hans

    • @robertbalazslorincz8218
      @robertbalazslorincz8218 4 роки тому +3

      one huge BOOM later:

    • @bastionandganymede9543
      @bastionandganymede9543 4 роки тому +17

      Botta wipe out the entire block cause some dude had an avocado and claimed it was a grenade.

    • @callummaloney2090
      @callummaloney2090 4 роки тому +2

      Could you imagine you’re leaving bank and just see a tank what would you do like just

  • @Matthew-qx3dh
    @Matthew-qx3dh 4 роки тому +107

    Boss: why are you late to work?
    -“sorry sorry, a tank was blocking my way”

  • @jordanbarker2681
    @jordanbarker2681 4 роки тому +306

    1:43 “ take out that bus”

  • @Izzzzayy
    @Izzzzayy 3 роки тому +3

    how am i ONLY seeing this NOW? This is amazing

  • @husseinsaleh9663
    @husseinsaleh9663 4 роки тому +132

    1:18 is that a giraffe 😂😂😂😂
    A normall day in london

  • @zua7834
    @zua7834 3 роки тому +2117

    Imagine if the tank hit someone
    “Honey what happened”
    “I got hit by a tank”

  • @STARGUN8687
    @STARGUN8687 7 років тому +472

    7:16 - the look he gave to Royal Guard is priceless)

    • @HIDE-oj6ps
      @HIDE-oj6ps 6 років тому +16

      STARGUN8687 he looks like mr bean =3

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 6 років тому +2

      Usually, they just glare at everyone

    • @rahulkatare802
      @rahulkatare802 6 років тому

      Funk Thief Bodyguard

    • @L.Fabian94
      @L.Fabian94 5 років тому

      I think it was a booty

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 5 років тому +3

      You're on a horse? I'm on a fucking tank!

  • @dogday1042
    @dogday1042 Рік тому +13

    An online friend is building a super accurate M1 Abrams replica for movie work and he gets a ton of requests every day from people volunteering to work on it and crew it -- until he tells them they aren't going to drive around on public highways and the like. After that he never hears from them again. He says the question he gets most : "Is it street legal?"

    • @Nik-nd1mv
      @Nik-nd1mv День тому

      All Tanks are street legal.
      Thats why they have mirrors, lights and blinkers 😅

  • @klappstuhl8795
    @klappstuhl8795 4 роки тому +379

    I would NEVER be mad when there is a Tank right in front of me!

    • @my_name117-letsgettheretog2
      @my_name117-letsgettheretog2 4 роки тому

      Are you sure?

    • @JXDGES
      @JXDGES 4 роки тому +13

      @SWØŘĐ Tiananmen square 1989 tank man would like to beg differ

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 роки тому +10

      @@JXDGES what? I don't remember any event that happened that day

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 3 роки тому +9

      @@knowhere9121 obviously

    • @nico-lasty
      @nico-lasty 3 роки тому +2

      @@joskethegreat4154 Ahh, the algorithm has brought us history nerds together...

  • @christopherlue9096
    @christopherlue9096 5 років тому +265

    Making my way downtown
    Driving fast
    To the government building
    For the Coup d’etat

  • @a10warthog38
    @a10warthog38 3 роки тому +3201

    What’s your dream car?
    Girls: Porsche!
    BOYS:

    • @babitajain3235
      @babitajain3235 3 роки тому +31

      Underrated comment

    • @babitajain3235
      @babitajain3235 3 роки тому +13

      This needs more likes

    • @Comrade_Sensei
      @Comrade_Sensei 3 роки тому +114

      I think the boyz love to drive the porsche too

    • @chivaz8259
      @chivaz8259 3 роки тому +61

      @@Comrade_Sensei ferdinand go brrrrr

    • @nic12344
      @nic12344 3 роки тому +82

      I want both : a Porsche Tank!

  • @sikandersingh3145
    @sikandersingh3145 2 роки тому +3

    It’s all smiles and cameras until the tank goes for Downing Street!

  • @fishmoly7592
    @fishmoly7592 4 роки тому +562

    When the EU hears you have memes

  • @jmlee737
    @jmlee737 4 роки тому +261

    police: "sir i need you to step out of the vehicle"
    them: *closing and locking down the hatch* "load High Explosive"

  • @deltaworkshop8181
    @deltaworkshop8181 3 роки тому +201

    Anyone remember how in GTA , when you touch a car with a tank it blew up 😂

    • @rehansajid1106
      @rehansajid1106 3 роки тому +24

      yup and sometimes the tank would touch a tiny indestructible bush and got stuck and ended up exploding

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX 3 роки тому

      lmao just a little tap and then BOOM

    • @DontStealMyNoEffortName
      @DontStealMyNoEffortName 3 роки тому

      @SlayrPratyushPP87 I spam the hell out of the exploding cars cheats and it sends them flying

  • @andrewdaley3081
    @andrewdaley3081 3 роки тому +17

    Watched this years ago but that tank is going to be perfect for shopping when the riots start. 🇬🇧👍

  • @firedell1031
    @firedell1031 3 роки тому +226

    1:19 That is the only every real life footage I've ever seen of a Subaru 360. (the little red car)

    • @GetDougDimmadomed
      @GetDougDimmadomed 3 роки тому +18

      I thought that was a legit clown car so I did a double take. That thing is tiny.

    • @KuKluxSlider
      @KuKluxSlider 3 роки тому +9

      i thought that's a fiat 500

    • @firedell1031
      @firedell1031 3 роки тому +1

      @@KuKluxSlider nope

    • @That1Guineapig.
      @That1Guineapig. 2 роки тому +16

      Subaru: Can I copy your homework?
      Volkswagen: Sure, just don’t make it obvious.

    • @zeinix2007
      @zeinix2007 2 роки тому +1

      that car was cute af

  • @deeppatoliya4303
    @deeppatoliya4303 4 роки тому +135

    6:41 mercedes is watching his father 😂😂😂

  • @arbackhaus
    @arbackhaus 7 років тому +253

    *Target, bus, front! Loader, HE* UP! *Send it* On the way!

    • @extremepower7168
      @extremepower7168 6 років тому +7

      -ßЯҢ- Commando Target 25 metres, centre of arc!

    • @foundationsoversight8479
      @foundationsoversight8479 6 років тому +5

      -ßЯҢ- Commando
      FIRE.

    • @jkraushaus1909
      @jkraushaus1909 6 років тому +2

      GUNNER Tangos! Top floor of parking lot! 22 meters north east! Load HE! LOADED! Send it! ON THE WAY(BOOM)

    • @Jfrog1337
      @Jfrog1337 6 років тому +6

      TARGET = Liberal Snowflakes!

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 6 років тому +6

      @@Jfrog1337 target= douchebag who drags politics into everything.

  • @Trainman10715
    @Trainman10715 3 місяці тому +1

    driving a supercar in london doesnt turn heads much anymore because theyre so common, but this makes everyone stop in awe, brilliant

  • @24HourMusic
    @24HourMusic 8 років тому +231

    is it just me or did people honk their horns at a fucking TANK at 5:15

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 8 років тому +13

      Dumb fuckers did haha.

    • @gunch5492
      @gunch5492 8 років тому +81

      There lucky the barrel wasn't loaded :P

    • @brockcherry5303
      @brockcherry5303 7 років тому +22

      *turret rotates backwards, gun pointed at drivers seat* you say something?

    • @brando_64
      @brando_64 7 років тому +5

      dont get angry with a tank driver hahaha

    • @muddywisconsin
      @muddywisconsin 7 років тому +4

      ImaKillU they just need to reverse that tank

  • @antonov225airplane7
    @antonov225airplane7 5 років тому +117

    Red light: STOP!
    Tank: no

    • @leiloan7677
      @leiloan7677 5 років тому +5

      Cops : STOP THAT VEHICLE
      Tank : Really Neggie ?

    • @stardustlight8630
      @stardustlight8630 4 роки тому

      Leiloan Tank aims at police... hey point the tank somewhere els-

    • @G__Brtz
      @G__Brtz 4 роки тому

      That profile pic has nothing to do with the name

  • @marazatz
    @marazatz 4 роки тому +57

    Crowd: OMG that's a tank!
    Driver: driving normally like a normal tank...

  • @pratikpatil6816
    @pratikpatil6816 19 днів тому

    That one 80+ year old Grandpa getting serious Flashbacks!!!

  • @mobius2536
    @mobius2536 7 років тому +237

    Every one on the side of the road be like *MOM GET THE CAMERA*

    • @jalunbaird805
      @jalunbaird805 7 років тому +2

      Dylan Bowling I noticed that a lot on the sidewalks though out the video

  • @-locke-6051
    @-locke-6051 5 років тому +151

    I've driven an assault tank through somewhat big city (around 200k people I think) and it was really exciting and terrifying at the same time. Driving through London would probably be too much for me. All the people around you and tight spaces everywhere. It's not easy, man.

    • @leriku2270
      @leriku2270 2 роки тому

      Assault tank?

    • @traphimawari7760
      @traphimawari7760 2 роки тому +10

      @@leriku2270 he probably means IFV because I'm pretty sure all weaponized tanks and weapons are capable of "assault" although specifically an IFV would be best for any form of assault depending on the kind especially with it's capability to hold infantry thus IFV, people call carrier ships assault carriers as well so Im guessing if it has the capability to deploy infantry or fire support it is generally an assault class vehicle

    • @leriku2270
      @leriku2270 2 роки тому

      @@traphimawari7760 thanks

    • @ManueL-sd9jl
      @ManueL-sd9jl 2 роки тому +5

      @@traphimawari7760 assault tanks are tanks made specifically for breakthrough purposes, heavily armored with decent gun and relatively slow mobility, its meant to lead spearhead offensives or any other offensives considered risky for a normal tank meaning it needs to be able to take a lot of punishment without any sever consequences while being able to return some sort of fire. Albeit like most classes of tanks it has been decommissioned with the increasing use of MBTs

  • @kal2600
    @kal2600 5 років тому +102

    British: we drive a tank on the streets
    Russians: Hold my vodka

  • @khalidz8696
    @khalidz8696 5 років тому +214

    8:52 “WTF are u looking at?”

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 4 роки тому +7

      Probably the traffic behind them

    • @xEmlv
      @xEmlv 4 роки тому +1

      مسوي انقليزي يخالد

    • @QUARTZXDYT
      @QUARTZXDYT 4 роки тому +1

      @@xEmlv مدري

  • @wonniewarrior
    @wonniewarrior 8 років тому +44

    You made many people happy as you drove past. A lot were filming and photographing you.

  • @四季-i5k
    @四季-i5k 5 років тому +157

    Next episode: fired a dummy round to prank some foreign looking guy
    Next next episode: I think we just caused a war...

    • @shakillzgaming586
      @shakillzgaming586 4 роки тому +1

      dint you know *we already have a war and it virus time*

    • @televizion9962
      @televizion9962 4 роки тому +1

      @@shakillzgaming586 ur dumbness is at alarming levels

    • @shakillzgaming586
      @shakillzgaming586 4 роки тому +1

      @@televizion9962 yes yes i hear that a lot xD but still we all stupid before we be smart right xD

  • @fartypebbles
    @fartypebbles 23 дні тому +1

    imagine being the queen and you've just woken up, you peak your head outside and see a couple blokes driving a tank past your home

  • @hjw2029
    @hjw2029 3 роки тому +49

    this is especially great as it's in England. In Florida this is probably a daily occurrence, but in England this is quite rare.

    • @ajs43cc
      @ajs43cc 3 роки тому +1

      As a Floridian I can confirm

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 2 роки тому +2

      In Ohio theres always more than 2 tanks fighting a gigantic alien (most normal day in Ohio imo)
      And in Detroit you dont even own a tank theres 0 tanks in Detroit (cant have tanks in detroit)

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 2 роки тому +2

      There are a surprisingly high number of surplus Armoured vehicles in civilian ownership in the UK. It’s not common to see them in London though.

    • @richardweaver9682
      @richardweaver9682 2 роки тому

      Common in the desert of California, maybe every other month or two in Florida.. lol

    • @billywatts4689
      @billywatts4689 Рік тому

      ​@@jordanfires9777maggot

  • @jairzatch4196
    @jairzatch4196 4 роки тому +169

    When you throw a rock at the military base in gta v

  • @Mcree114
    @Mcree114 11 років тому +280

    Who had the balls to honk at a tank?

    • @cybowe
      @cybowe 10 років тому +152

      A bigger tank

    • @Emily-kw7qs
      @Emily-kw7qs 9 років тому +4

      +That Guy lol

    • @dappersem1524
      @dappersem1524 8 років тому +29

      McCree114 a T-34

    • @code1661
      @code1661 8 років тому

      That Guy better than the question asked

    • @c.i.a.4618
      @c.i.a.4618 7 років тому +6

      McCree114 BADASS Russians!

  • @boogumpled5460
    @boogumpled5460 3 роки тому +6

    great video & perfect camera placement. feels like i'm aboard and become center of attention 🤣
    i hope these guys will make video again using camera 360

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 роки тому +638

    You heard of An American Werewolf in London, now look for An American In London.

    • @kingneepneep6725
      @kingneepneep6725 3 роки тому +3

      Thought he was British

    • @cyanoticspore6785
      @cyanoticspore6785 3 роки тому +1

      @@kingneepneep6725 he is

    • @kingneepneep6725
      @kingneepneep6725 3 роки тому +5

      @@cyanoticspore6785 then it’s not looking for an American in London if he’s British

    • @cyanoticspore6785
      @cyanoticspore6785 3 роки тому +13

      @@kingneepneep6725 I think the idea of the joke is that they're British people in a tank looking for Americans in London

    • @kingneepneep6725
      @kingneepneep6725 3 роки тому

      @@cyanoticspore6785 oh lol

  • @garrl007
    @garrl007 8 років тому +70

    Good job they are wearing camo.... Without that they would have probably been spotted!

  • @haraldr3223
    @haraldr3223 8 років тому +420

    In my country its normal seeing tanks drive on roads. I live in scandinavia

    • @animexsenpai7909
      @animexsenpai7909 8 років тому +6

      Edward Longshanks - No jews club same here

    • @aco9880
      @aco9880 8 років тому +1

      cool xd steal one

    • @tom-ji9uz
      @tom-ji9uz 8 років тому

      Rastakaiffari œ yeah but it's Finland...

    • @divergentekonvergenz9365
      @divergentekonvergenz9365 8 років тому +2

      Edward Longshanks - No jews club same in irak.

    • @tom-ji9uz
      @tom-ji9uz 8 років тому +1

      Rastakaiffari œ Finland isn't the best place in world

  • @KevinOsinski-w1r
    @KevinOsinski-w1r 4 дні тому

    😂 next time somebody beeps at you I’d like to see you turn that turret around😂

  • @fishfashfosh
    @fishfashfosh 5 років тому +95

    These blokes are well equipped for the Brexit we’re not even at their level of preparation

  • @averagejoe8358
    @averagejoe8358 4 роки тому +19

    5:55 "And this is a common occurrence of a Battle Tank rolling towards Westminster, welcome to London."

  • @Steve_1999
    @Steve_1999 4 роки тому +56

    When that guy looks back at the camera, I feel like he's looking into my soul.

  • @ichbinensnober3975
    @ichbinensnober3975 8 років тому +40

    this guy on the tank feel himself as a badass

    • @xX_JarotGaming_Xx
      @xX_JarotGaming_Xx 2 роки тому +3

      It's a literal grandpa from Norway and he fucking drives a tank in London lmao

  • @rhodi112
    @rhodi112 8 років тому +728

    Anyone notice the floating head on the right side of the screen?

  • @arsielomrh1373
    @arsielomrh1373 4 роки тому +89

    Ww2 veteran in street see tank in the city: aa the tank,just an good old day

    • @SerTempleton
      @SerTempleton 4 роки тому +3

      WW2 was 75 yrs ago. I am afraid that generation are no longer walking the streets.

    • @devilslove9665
      @devilslove9665 4 роки тому +1

      @@SerTempleton secret responsibility exists as a Vetarian Guardian! A

    • @fortnitesucks6273
      @fortnitesucks6273 4 роки тому +3

      @@SerTempleton um there are still WW2 veterans walking

    • @half-pro
      @half-pro 4 роки тому

      WW2 flashbacks

    • @read6301
      @read6301 3 роки тому +1

      My grandmother Is 98 years old and she goes to the park for walks so a WW2 veteran can still be walking the street

  • @urbanfox53
    @urbanfox53 2 дні тому +1

    Imagine road rage while driving that!. And you would need a mortgage to put that on the road today! What type of tank was it??

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 5 років тому +208

    Again...
    No one:
    UA-cam: HEy! WaTCh ThIS TAnK!

  • @AAAreph
    @AAAreph 9 років тому +145

    I like how some people just don't give a flop like it's a normal

    • @originalsolider8951
      @originalsolider8951 9 років тому +37

      Alae Phant There all probably russians

    • @recomn
      @recomn 9 років тому +12

      +Alae Phant put this one in Syria, there its normal.

    • @bobbywinicher9080
      @bobbywinicher9080 9 років тому

      +Original Solider that's a british tank lol

    • @unendeavouringbear7195
      @unendeavouringbear7195 8 років тому +3

      +Alae Phant Well in America you walk around with guns, in England you drive around in tanks.

    • @dezerkerx2434
      @dezerkerx2434 8 років тому

      +Atomic Hydes that's NATO

  • @liljohn6578
    @liljohn6578 5 років тому +45

    No one:
    UA-cam algorithm : how bout i show you irl gta stuff

  • @Foxtroygamer
    @Foxtroygamer 5 днів тому +3

    @tanknutdave
    What type of tank is it?

  • @avant-gardener
    @avant-gardener 5 років тому +150

    it looks kinda cute with sidemirrors

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 років тому +12

      Why side mirrors though? Like bitch I'm in a mother fuckin tank. The only direction I need to go is forward. Last I checked my enemies are not behind me. Also I'm in a mother muffin tank any obstacle in my way ain't gonna be there for long. Lol

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 років тому +14

      @@Dettlaff2 Well when you grow a sense of humor then you will understand when someone is joking.

    • @lxmitless2999
      @lxmitless2999 5 років тому +5

      @@TheftTone6 This is an epic comment

    • @crowbirdryuell
      @crowbirdryuell 4 роки тому +1

      @@lxmitless2999 Hitler: E.P.I.C!

    • @El.Berto04
      @El.Berto04 4 роки тому

      @@crowbirdryuell HRP?

  • @sshep86
    @sshep86 7 років тому +14

    Had a tank go through my village once. It was a challenger 2, when it turned at a junction it ripped a hole in the road and engraved several track marks. Things are a beast.