Squad is a Game Made For People Just Like You (and me)

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
  • Squad has become a game devoted to one very specific type of person. This video explores the horifying depths of Squad sadists in 2024.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 126

  • @bikertimmi
    @bikertimmi Місяць тому +71

    this is a comment for the algorithm

    • @Mr_Ender_84
      @Mr_Ender_84 Місяць тому +6

      This is a reply for the algorithm

    • @キプロプブライアン
      @キプロプブライアン Місяць тому +2

      Can i make a reply of a reply of a comment?

    • @bikertimmi
      @bikertimmi Місяць тому

      @@キプロプブライアン everything to boost the algorithm

    • @el_gabron
      @el_gabron Місяць тому +3

      this is a very hilarious reply. laugh

    • @bikertimmi
      @bikertimmi Місяць тому

      @@キプロプブライアン everything for the algorithm man

  • @stardekk1461
    @stardekk1461 Місяць тому +40

    The BFFs nostalgia is the best part

  • @BigBigBigJeff
    @BigBigBigJeff Місяць тому +21

    6:39 gotta be one of the most brutal squad deaths I've seen

  • @bikertimmi
    @bikertimmi Місяць тому +13

    when will we get an onlyfans to show some support??

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  Місяць тому +10

      Exclusive slorg feet pics when?

    • @somerandomewan
      @somerandomewan Місяць тому

      bikertimmi I think this is something only you want lmao

    • @markuskristensen2433
      @markuskristensen2433 Місяць тому +10

      @@somerandomewan speak for yourself brother

    • @bikertimmi
      @bikertimmi Місяць тому

      @@markuskristensen2433 ong

  • @Thraakull
    @Thraakull Місяць тому +7

    alternate title for this video could be: "how to stack up negative shit and release it in a PC-destroy rage" ... that shiv scene is honestly brutal, and it shows that your practice from previous video "The Mean Streets Of London" has payed off 😀

  • @nebula6833
    @nebula6833 Місяць тому +10

    The bald Ryan gosling

  • @NEXUSIX-T9
    @NEXUSIX-T9 Місяць тому +13

    The GE experience is trash. I have yet to have a enjoyable game in that mod. Strangely, though Supermod is of course a mod, I find the Supermod player base more reliable as squad mates.

    • @bikertimmi
      @bikertimmi Місяць тому

      @@NEXUSIX-T9 i too thought it was gonna be horrible but it turns out you can actually sl and they listen, which didnt happen in ge

    • @kylegamer48
      @kylegamer48 Місяць тому +2

      Supermod is just all around a better mod and the only reason people play GE over it is for the enemey voip, which is the worst part of that mod.

    • @bikertimmi
      @bikertimmi Місяць тому

      @@kylegamer48 but tpf even has the extra addon for cross voip which really ruinsgameplay in a lot of cases

    • @tarakivu8861
      @tarakivu8861 Місяць тому

      @@kylegamer48 but is more realistic.. and more pain of course, just what we like

    • @pluemas
      @pluemas Місяць тому +2

      GE is a step down in realism compared to base squad lmao. Don't play GE if you want realism, just embrace the ridiculous tacticool LARP.

  • @kobi399
    @kobi399 Місяць тому +28

    The global escalation mod is a prime example for why most people are unqualified to make games

    • @pluemas
      @pluemas Місяць тому +10

      Fr, fan feedback creating a mod that is worse in every way to base squad. It shows that squad actually knew what it was doing when it just ignored all the whining about its design decisions.

    • @dimazaharov8565
      @dimazaharov8565 Місяць тому +2

      And yet somehow people still play it, despite Super Mod being superior in every way possible

    • @FordMustangGTRocks
      @FordMustangGTRocks Місяць тому +2

      I like GE a lot. What's wrong with it?

    • @mercer4038
      @mercer4038 Місяць тому

      Lol what’s wrong with GE? Do you guys just suck or…?

    • @kobi399
      @kobi399 Місяць тому +8

      @mercer4038 let me just add a cas helo that can shoot every projectile and rocket in the game, is faster than any vanilla helo and has armor so you can't shoot it down with small arms, to a gamemode where the only AA is mounted mgs that can't aim higher than 20degrees and lat kit rocket launchers.
      ItS nOt oP yO jUsT nEeD tO GiT gUd

  • @Dew689
    @Dew689 Місяць тому +10

    5:26 the optimum prime has arrive 😭

  • @97MrBlues
    @97MrBlues 29 днів тому +2

    Bog standard Squad player you say? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my Discord class.

  • @africanricc3458
    @africanricc3458 Місяць тому +5

    Great video edits my guy

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan 29 днів тому +2

    Hate your own life, make you miserable, a saddist, making you question your own psychiatrist about his life ?
    Well ! Squad might the best ARMY LIFE simulator then ! ^^ (beside knee joints pain, and back pain, and ..well, every pain your body can detect)
    o7 to my fellow brothers in arms watching this !

  • @Patchaddictedpolymath
    @Patchaddictedpolymath Місяць тому +6

    I used to play with Karmakut a lot back in the day and I'm glad to hear hes making his own game. I'm ready to move over to something newer and better lol

    • @Rosaslav
      @Rosaslav Місяць тому +2

      Newer for sure, although, we are yet to see if better. I mean, every current milsim game, I can think of, is quite janky. At least that's what I it seems like, from comments about all those games.

    • @mohammadragheb4962
      @mohammadragheb4962 Місяць тому

      I had a lot of good memories with Dynamic Direction 🥲, such a good mod with awesome community

    • @Patchaddictedpolymath
      @Patchaddictedpolymath 29 днів тому

      @@Rosaslav I have 3k hours in squad. Something novel (even if its as jank or a little worse than squad) is still better

  • @matej2733
    @matej2733 Місяць тому +2

    Brother... STOP that immediatelly.. or I will have to buy the game! 🤣

  • @apokalypz08
    @apokalypz08 26 днів тому +2

    love when SL's refer to other SL Lead Observe Markers... knowing good and well that no one else in the squad can see another SL's Observe on a map.

  • @danielebrambilla2290
    @danielebrambilla2290 Місяць тому +2

    You're not bald, just aerodynamically sound.

  • @seawolf8482
    @seawolf8482 19 днів тому +1

    Sadly Marksman get a very bad rep in squad because it's a favorite of the COD and BF players that don't want to work with the squad and go do their own thing so a lot of veteran squad SL players will just boot anyone that plays Marksman or Sniper nowadays. At least he asked you to change classes first most won't even do that.

  • @brodymundy4875
    @brodymundy4875 Місяць тому +2

    switch kit or i kick you is such an annoying attitude

    • @spectex304
      @spectex304 Місяць тому

      Maybe don't go Rambo sinperxxxx

    • @pluemas
      @pluemas Місяць тому

      ​@@spectex304 skill issue on the SL on not being able to run a functional squad and use a vital part of a modern team

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 Місяць тому

      ​@@pluemas Marksmen players have a bad reputation for ignoring everyone and going off to do their own thing, depriving you of a LAT. Which sucks.

  • @sappermanz2474
    @sappermanz2474 Місяць тому +2

    At this point I swear I got TK’s than ek’s

  • @blacklight4720
    @blacklight4720 13 годин тому

    The moment he said "Get your shank out" I already could hear in the background "Have you seen the old men, walking streets of London..." :D

  • @thiefsleef6752
    @thiefsleef6752 Місяць тому +2

    I think Vanilla Arma Reforger is better, it lacks content but it has way more potential than SQUAD does

    • @tarakivu8861
      @tarakivu8861 Місяць тому

      Also more modern Engine.. runs as dogshit as Squad, but looks better and is much more capable

    • @pluemas
      @pluemas Місяць тому +3

      The fact that reforger is as fun, if not more fun, as squad gives me so much hope for arma 4.
      The weird beta / play test is already beating the closest competitor.

  • @HabibiArgento
    @HabibiArgento Місяць тому +2

    Me and the boys:

  • @marywiza
    @marywiza 19 днів тому

    There you go Slorgs making the peakest squad videos

  • @helpumuch6887
    @helpumuch6887 26 днів тому

    People in squad that kick ppl for taking kits are stupid. Like ask ppl to go medic and hat but calm tf down. Marksman are plenty useful they’re just played by cod kids 90% of the time

  • @nodripjhonny1950
    @nodripjhonny1950 Місяць тому +3

    Slargs do you think you will ever want to persue this full time?

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  Місяць тому +6

      @@nodripjhonny1950 you mean UA-cam or being a sadist?

    • @Hdjdkcorkekwoaoqiwuejdn
      @Hdjdkcorkekwoaoqiwuejdn Місяць тому +5

      @@slorgsyes

    • @nodripjhonny1950
      @nodripjhonny1950 27 днів тому

      @@slorgs UA-cam

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  27 днів тому

      @@nodripjhonny1950 I'd love to do UA-cam full time but I need to get better at it first, it's pretty inconsistent

    • @blacklight4720
      @blacklight4720 12 годин тому

      @@slorgs I think you're doing great with your sarcastic sense of humour. Every video I watch I'm having a laugh.

  • @hackfreak2k7
    @hackfreak2k7 Місяць тому +1

    BIG UP TO SHAW! The kinda guy who helps make the Squad community a great place!

  • @davidryder7295
    @davidryder7295 Місяць тому +1

    Thumbs up for Shaw. We need More Shaw's. Be Like Shaw.

  • @nickcasillo2774
    @nickcasillo2774 4 дні тому

    I played cro mag rally on the original macs as a preschooler and I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ITS NAME THE LAST 10 YEARS.
    SLORGZ YOU HAVE RELINQUISHED MY PAIN AND SUFFERING

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  4 дні тому

      I consider it an honour

  • @needy3535
    @needy3535 Місяць тому

    its so gross theres mods with the IOF. love roleplaying genocide.

  • @bigguy2-8
    @bigguy2-8 Місяць тому +1

    the fucking clarkson house

  • @WesleyMamie-p8k
    @WesleyMamie-p8k 22 дні тому

    Perez Patricia Brown Margaret Anderson Steven

  • @abc123evoturbobonker
    @abc123evoturbobonker Місяць тому +2

    Feels like you are finding all the bad bits of GE but presenting them as Squad

    • @pluemas
      @pluemas Місяць тому +5

      TBF it's pretty honest about what people play. So many people seem to believe that GE is the best way to play Squad. Its not hard to show how trash it is, considering the state of GE.

    • @jac6478
      @jac6478 11 днів тому

      GE is just bad all around, its a okayish mod for people who are new but that's it. No ICO makes it feel like a COD match and no one speaks to you everyone just does their own thing. Also all the factions are just AK vs AR its not really fun to play. Thats just my Opinion tho no diss to the dev

  • @JimmyNumbers-q2g
    @JimmyNumbers-q2g 20 днів тому

    Martin Anthony Taylor Jeffrey Anderson Larry

  • @ColleenHamilton-d4y
    @ColleenHamilton-d4y 19 днів тому

    Perez John Jackson Anthony Hall Sharon

  • @ordinarymann47
    @ordinarymann47 Місяць тому

    The only thing that stops me from playing this game and imho making it a fucking joke in the class of FPS shooters is that we are supposed to be playing as Noodlemen loosely based on humans. Noodlemen have the same guns as us but they have noodles for arms and legs so running more than 5cm and shooting more than one bullet accurately is impossible by default.
    Talk about balance and "go play cod fagit" all you want, but this is a fucking mockery of the very concept of common sense to do this in a game where 90% of the players are infantry navigating a 100 by 100 miles square mostly on foot.

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 Місяць тому +1

      We had accurate weapons with no stamina problems.
      Every game was CoD on a big map.
      ICO is a necessary evil to get people to slow down and work together.
      Suppression works really well now and that's fun. One shotting everyone effortlessly is boring. Longer fights are fun. Tactics are important now.
      Patient play makes the sway and inaccuracy simple to deal with.
      It's not perfect. But pre ICO Squad was very uninteresting combat wise.

  • @peeepeeepooopooo
    @peeepeeepooopooo Місяць тому

    maybe things aren't so bad

  • @ghostofmiddlest
    @ghostofmiddlest 18 днів тому

    BRO U BETRAYED PROJECT REALITY COMUNITY

  • @PUREHOZER
    @PUREHOZER Місяць тому +1

    That BFF clip was a welcomed nostalgia kick.

  • @Pacers00
    @Pacers00 28 днів тому

    Obligatory algorithm comment

  • @Killuhhh
    @Killuhhh Місяць тому +7

    Bro the frustration of being a marksman is real. Like im a player that can actually use the class to its fullest advantage and do bits. I usually play vanilla squad and as a marksman im always at 20+ kills every game, doing recon work and finding locations for radios/habs, while also being a good support player for the squad when needed. But its understandable that people do get kicked when literally 95% of all players can be more of use as a unarmed.

    • @-tr0n
      @-tr0n 9 днів тому

      From my experience SLing random squads, after spending hundreds or thousands of hours trying to get weird, random boys to cooperate, I don't have the time or patience left to worry about or argue with my marksman and gamble that he's any good. If I'm lucky I'll get 45 minutes of play by play intel about a mortar fob that's 2km away. I need LAT and AMMO, you can snipe with an ACOG. The guns are really fun to derp around with and I do employ them situationally when overwatch makes sense.
      Back in my semi try hard squad playing days, anyways. Squad playing days in general, it's been a few years.

  • @StinkySoups
    @StinkySoups Місяць тому +1

    People like Shaw are what make this game great

  • @marywiza
    @marywiza 19 днів тому

    Hahahahha lmaooooo gold

  • @abasalsadi
    @abasalsadi 28 днів тому

    why wont u play pr u traitor 🤬

  • @tedarcher9120
    @tedarcher9120 29 днів тому

    More for masochists

  • @tommygun703
    @tommygun703 29 днів тому

    Always excellent.

  • @hubudubebububububeubub
    @hubudubebububububeubub Місяць тому

    You mean masochism

  • @apokalypz08
    @apokalypz08 26 днів тому

    @2:40 LOVE the reference, and wish they would do a SQUAD Friends show.

  • @SHINYREDBULLETS
    @SHINYREDBULLETS Місяць тому

    Ahhhh Squad - thanks for taking the bullshit to present us with these gems! :D

  • @Kenionatus
    @Kenionatus 29 днів тому

    Lol, the ending song is also the intro song of a vtuber's vtubing mom.
    (Yes, you did need to know that.)

  • @TacMonk187
    @TacMonk187 26 днів тому

    Algorithm

  • @famulanrevengeance3044
    @famulanrevengeance3044 Місяць тому

    Attack helis just want to free farm infantry, they don't want to think, communicate or avoid AA lol

  • @raphaelluiz7390
    @raphaelluiz7390 Місяць тому

    zecapaugordinho in Slorgs squad kakakakakakakia brazilian and portuguese people got the reference

  • @ggghbgjytgt
    @ggghbgjytgt 26 днів тому

    Engagement

  • @bluecard9996
    @bluecard9996 Місяць тому

    amazing!

  • @wizkeyjack
    @wizkeyjack 29 днів тому

    lol cool :j

  • @yeeter7090
    @yeeter7090 Місяць тому

    dont be a marksman... its just that easy. i mainly play medic or SL because no one plays it

  • @robertXBOX233
    @robertXBOX233 27 днів тому

    Console

  • @benwilson1088
    @benwilson1088 Місяць тому

    Currently on a Squad break almost tempts me to reinstall.

  • @MrBojangles2020
    @MrBojangles2020 29 днів тому

    That heli scene made me bust out laughing lmao

  • @Hitical_Crit
    @Hitical_Crit Місяць тому

    CRO MAG RALLY! Holy shit Slorgs I think we're long lost brothers. Bald, white, based

    • @slorgs
      @slorgs  Місяць тому +1

      Even had submarine levels like wtf goated game

  • @grimlim9910
    @grimlim9910 Місяць тому

    i love the last shout out at the end of the video. much deserved and the most important shout out

  • @RustyBear
    @RustyBear Місяць тому

    whar isd that lol

  • @rmk_1
    @rmk_1 Місяць тому

    I don't get the point of the vid.

    • @betman25
      @betman25 Місяць тому +6

      Stop touching your self at night and you will.

    • @spectex304
      @spectex304 Місяць тому

      Go play squad that's the point.

    • @famulanrevengeance3044
      @famulanrevengeance3044 Місяць тому

      He's messing around in the GE mod, that's it

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus Місяць тому +1

    GE is a great mod, well done to the developers.. however the community it spawed is fucking horrible.

  • @OrlandoDana
    @OrlandoDana 21 день тому

    19577 Lawrence Crescent

  • @sickassperro
    @sickassperro Місяць тому +3

    Smh at 🇮🇱 flag at 5:30, free palestine 🇵🇸….