"Wow, it looks like we got a lot of chemistry between us - *and chemistry is a branch of science."* Using this one next time I want to pick up a cute nerd.
I just love shayne's literary puns that he tries to slip it into videos. Easily his least appreciated bits. That Vonnegut joke got a good chuckle out of me
“Hey, you’re really hot. Let me take you out sometime.” “I like girls.” Brianna Boho: Find things you have in common “Me too! We have something in common!”
Step 1: Get paid to make out with each other in sketches. Step 2: Silently date for years. Step 3: Get married and release the announcement on April Fool's Day Step 4: Just be funny and happy together.
Courtney: Do u wanna fill up my Customer Service Form Kimmy: What does that even mean ?? Courtney: *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX....... (n whining)*
I laughed out loud several times! One of your best new videos XD 0:20 Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxx + 1:56 "wow you think i'm hot?! That'S crazy" + 2:35 Courtney'S Face + 3:40 Flirting fom afar
I'm sure it helps that they're both actually hilarious, intelligent, and thoughtful people...but GODDAMN Shayne and Courtney are both ridiculously good looking.
"I'm emotional but at the same time I'm thinking about math."
Pick up line of the century.
1:34
I think strong emotions and math always go together
*me trying to do homework*
Sad numbers
When he said that, I was instantly like “Same...”
Love how they got the two most single squad members to play the flirty characters
Ellie Trusler ikr😂😂
Hmm, maybe that’s why they’re single so that way, they wouldn’t be tied down to any one person. (Maybe they’re afraid of coming out as polyamorous.)
It's also weird how they are the most attractive ones
@@ΟΑυγολεμονος agreed
@@ΟΑυγολεμονος yeah lol
It baffles me how easily Courtney pulls off this character. Her laugh when she ran away while “playing hard to get” kills me every time. 🤣
Harley Quinn kinda of stuff
"Don't forget there's flirtation devices under your seats" is the best line I have ever heard
Movie theaters: “write that down”
Bruh I swear to god I saw this right when she said that lol
aswmdude24 there’s 999 likes
U heard tha kobe bryant died bru
classic rognel ew
Updates Tinder profile: “I’m emotional but at the same I’m thinking about math. Chemistry.”
1 hour later: *99+ notifications*
Correction *One second
Sike
You thought
poop
@Jenna Bellissimo correction * 1attosecond
Correction how did this joke make it through three replies im now questioning the fate of comedy
0:33 it looks like both Courtney and Damien are holding back laughter/trying really hard to not break
I just say “Hey” from a distance and I hope they can read my entire being so it shows I’m interested
Y
what if they yell back "A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY"
@@bisheshkhanal_ what?🤣🤣🤣
Julios mind 700th like
Same
When Courtney giggles and runs away is somehow the cutest thing wtf
Its funny lmao😂
It's so cute!
YESSS
Ikr
“be unpredictable!”
*slaps the guy outta nowhere*
OMG I was watching that scene when I was reading Ur comment
User02 • the guy: that’s so hot
Why did I look at ur profile picture while reading that
Everybody gangsta until she asks you to unbox her PR box
what if we unboxed 🥴 a PR box 📦📦😝
jk jk... *unless 😳😳😳*
Literally nobody
Shayne: *Yo what up virgins*
I wish Shayne says “what up virgins” or “what up peasants” way more often
XD
Shayne*
Hes too busy bangng courney
Who's Shayne? I only know Bryan
you can see Courtney is almost losing it when she is trying to kiss damien
Because she wants to
I noticed that as well. Even Damien a little bit!
The most useful flirting line in this entire video:
"my dog just died in a grain silo accident"
Omg ur so funny!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!! AHAAHAAAAHAHAAA!!!!!!! AHAHA! AHA! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAH! AH! ahahah! ah.
Seriously, though a line like that would get you sympathy of any girl you are talking too. it would work if they believe you are telling the truth.
@@ZEDDDYIt is more, "oh that is sad. Let me be here to comfort you."
No is is "Flirt and Ernie"
Nobody:
Brianna Boho: *SsSeEeiCks*
MvP Damaged Rages yeah I spell it with 10 s
Maybe *SeIiCcCkKkSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsS*
I used a few of their recommendations and now I have a court date in June. Thanks guys!
Congrats! 😆
What did you do? XD
Your getting married
Anyone feel like this is how Courtney and Shane actually flirt with people
@SwarmKiller1235 Literally no one thinks that
@@mysty1353 320 people think that
That is why they shipped together, cause they have alot in common
SwarmKiller1235 😂
It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
I must say Courtney and Shane kinda look really good in these outfits :D
Who's Shane? I only know Shayne
I must say Courtney and Shane kinda look really good
They should legit wear those kinds of outfits all the time
@@dankikalamari6293 whos Shane and Shayne i only know Shaaiueuandvdajine
Doi Brandoe Shaaiueuandvdajine? I though it was Shaaayieduouneeyouuyfjoiurnaaaynnenenen
No joke, funniest skit they've made in a while lol.
How old are u? This was cringy
No......i miss Anthony
@@thatoneweirdkidwhosobsesse3494 your weird
That one weird kid who's obsessed with rome that’s the point
@@zorxer3891 get over it... It's been years
So they can never make good content again because one person left?
No one:
Shayne: If you're hurting, you're flirting..
Mood lol
and guess who fights in a flirty way? courtney and shayne....
Then I guess I’m always flirting...
Dang I must be flirting a lot then
"Wow, it looks like we got a lot of chemistry between us - *and chemistry is a branch of science."*
Using this one next time I want to pick up a cute nerd.
Followed by: “wanna see MY branch of science?”
I have been called both a nerd and girl-like, so I think I’m qualified to say that won’t work.
When he said “it’s like math” I immediately thought, “Is math related to science?”
Ep.1: How to flex
Ep.2: How to flirt
Ep.3: How to f...
oh wait...
FLy
Frick
Eugenius wait what
Ah I see
hEhE
“Flirt and Ernie” the best line lmaoo
Followed up by "Flirt Vonnegut"
Followed by "Flirtle the Turtle"
How come right when I saw this comment they said it?
I did all of these to show my boyfriend he's cute. He said we should go on a break....and something about a restraining order.
ashley smith really
Bwaa haaa haaa
Good Boy Yes
"I'm emotional but I'm still thinking about math." ...That would make me cry
Props to Damien. Courtney was trying to break him by continuing to laugh but he wouldn't crack. Not even after she drops her glasses.
Damien: my dog died ;-;
Courtney: *Laughs sarcastically*
more like hysterically lmao
Courtney is amazing in this. “Don’t forget there’s flirtation devices under your seat” is such an underrated line.
I just love shayne's literary puns that he tries to slip it into videos. Easily his least appreciated bits. That Vonnegut joke got a good chuckle out of me
"If you're not hurting you're not flirting" literally captions every millenials attempt to flirt ever
Marcus Jørgensen Ok boomer
@@mintcookies6308 Easy going zoomer
Fateh and Marcus, LOL!
@@mintcookies6308 shut up.
So every time a girl is screaming while running away from me, she’s just playing hard to get and laughing with my jokes?
....yes
lmao
Brilliant 😂
if you guys miss the old smosh come check out my vegan church on my youtube channel
The person I'm dating is still learning how to run, so it's more fun for Me!
AND NOW They’re married! 😭😭😭
3:01 the play hard to get part is so funny to me did anyone else laughed where Courtney ran screaming 😂😂😂🤣
Because its childish and funny lmao
For some reason I thought that was really cute lol
IKR HAHAHA
This is my cat! I was dying. If my cat suddenly turned into a human this is exactly what she would do.
You could see the sadness in Courtney's eyes when the sunglasses fell off.
Classic name and pic. D Grayman love ❤️
5:53-5:57 I've never seen someone's face go from pure unadulterated happiness to puppies dying level sadness so fast
“Flirted and yerded” best line ever
A ver cuantos likes tiene esta respuesta en español
Yerd means to beat someone with a rod or stick so uh
“Hey, you’re really hot. Let me take you out sometime.”
“I like girls.”
Brianna Boho: Find things you have in common
“Me too! We have something in common!”
Jajajaj lo entendi y eso que no se mucho de ingles
Shayne’s Flirt puns are so good “Everybody flirts” and “Flirt and Ernie” are top tier puns
Courtney’s playing hard to get bit was so cute
I agree! Haha
it works!
4:20 "can you get those I can't bend over" is one of the best things in this video and it's not even a joke 😅
420. yes.
I LAUGHED SO HARD she was so honest😭
viv green nice?
@@fenrix155 what?
viv green 420 = nice
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Shayne: Uh oh, my clothes are off.
First
Literally nobody
Shayne: *You think I'm hot? Thats crazy*
Wowww🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone call in the emoji police
2:15
“Flurtle the turtle”
-Smosh, 2020
Props to Courtney and Shayne for keeping character so well throughout the whole video! 😆
“Flirt Vonegut” is the first time I’ve laughed outside in a while
R Mummery two n’s boii
It would have gotten me if hadn't tripped up on author
"I'm emotional, but at the same time, I'm thinking about math." - Actually me, a math teacher.
Step 1: Get paid to make out with each other in sketches.
Step 2: Silently date for years.
Step 3: Get married and release the announcement on April Fool's Day
Step 4: Just be funny and happy together.
I can’t believe Shayne missed out on saying “My favourite author is F. Scott FLIRTZgerald” 😂
"I'm emotional but I also think about math"
So you're crying over your test aren't ya
Damien:My Dog Just Died In A Grain Silo Accident........
Courtney: *HAHAHAHAHA! YOUR SO FUNNY*
You're*
Honestly the “play hard to get” bit was pretty funny and actually cute as shit. If my girlfriend did that I would have loved it for how funny it is.😆
no lol
brain check by doctor pls
ArgoVaughn that ish was cute
I love how the two people with a series on how they're forever single are the ones teaching us to flirt
I thought the same thing 😂
its the fact you can tell Courtney and Shayne try so hard to out-jerk each other the entire video🤣
They need to use in a video...
"Hey I see we have biology together"
"This is chemistry"
"Oh so you feel it too?!"
I love that neither Damien or Courtney could keep a straight face when she was going in to try and kiss him. 😂
I legit laughed at “flirtle the turtle” for a solid 30 seconds
“How to flirt” by the two most socially awkward and single cast members
trueee
Soooooo true
Seems like a legitimate How-To video on how Shayne and Courtney would flirt lol.
i had that in my head the whole video
How 'bout Dames
“Flirtle the turtle” and “Flirt and Ernie” are actually amazing
the "playing hard to get" is killing me 😂😂😂
“Everything I do exudes hotness”
Well you’re not wrong Courtney. Once again I’m wildly attracted to her
thank you! I can't be the only one who is ridiculously attracted to Courtney
@@dav3_na (I'm a girl and even I think she's hot..)
Laura van der Wal saaaame! She’s goals AND bae
She can be awkward yet attractive at the same time
3:03 actual footage of me trying to pet my cat
ohh they were together here
“Emotional BUT smart” that belongs on a t-shirt
They are both WAY too good at these characters.
" *Shit, I thought I knew Math, but now I don't* "
Literally me every Math Class.
Courtney literally moaning:
UA-cam: TRENDING!!!
Bryce: "Yo what up virgin."
Me: *"How did you know?!?"*
EVERYONE LEAVE THE LIKES ON 69 IT WILL BE epic.
@@VerizonTyla NOO PEOPLE LIKED IT AND NOW ITS 76!!
They’re married 🎉
I love that Kimmy is becoming a regular of these vids. She's hilarious! Her facial expressions kill me!
jonathan alexander IKR! love her!
jonathan alexander IKR! love her!
SHUT UP
The shayne and kimmy parts got me, and when Courtney slapped Ian I absolutely lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:53 her disapointment face loosing her sunglasses on the ground xD
"Join the orgy"
....wait, is... is that a thing?
Is that an actual option?
Maybe in Smosh fanfiction
Yes, but only in The Sims world
Noal Murphy that’s only if you have certain mods downloaded and enabled
thearmedknight I hope so.
me at my math teacher when i get question 5 wrong!: "i thought i knew math but now i dont"
Courtney: Do u wanna fill up my Customer Service Form
Kimmy: What does that even mean ??
Courtney: *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX....... (n whining)*
Bryce Chryson: Chemistry is a branch of science
Me: He's big brain
Chemistry
*She filed a restraining order against me... Must be playing hard to get*
Why dontcha drop by her bed in the middle of the night bro?
It’s ok Bryce math makes me cry too.
When the sunglasses fell off it really hit Courtney's heart.
"If you're not hurting, you're not flirting." That's my motto.
I love these kinds of videos! Brianna and Bryce are the greatest duo alive
So, Shayne and Courtney are teaching me how to flirt... Explains why I'm not in a relationship ...
I feel like every second that wasn't in this video, Shayne was laughing.
'let's let's' had me CACKLING
No one:
Lonely people: following steps to get a girlfrkend
Courtney:
*randomly in normal voice*
"Can you pick it up i cant bendover"
Shayne's character is literally my ex boyfriend 😂
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚏
Thank God for the ex part.
So it does work at least for a while, it would seem...
Briana and Bryce would be the perfect clout couple
I lost it when Courtney slapped Ian😂😂
I laughed out loud several times! One of your best new videos XD
0:20 Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxx + 1:56 "wow you think i'm hot?! That'S crazy" + 2:35 Courtney'S Face + 3:40 Flirting fom afar
My thoughts were saying “This is so dumb”
But my thoughts were also like “HOLY SH*T THIS IS G L O R I O U S”
I’m not even gonna lie, he really looks good
I'm sure it helps that they're both actually hilarious, intelligent, and thoughtful people...but GODDAMN Shayne and Courtney are both ridiculously good looking.
@NOT YOU Shayne just graduated from studying psychology. Those 2 might not be steven hawking levels of smart, but they are defenletly not dumb.
3:02 i lost it listening to those weird giggling sounds from Brianna Boho playing hard to get. 🤣🤣🤣
Instructions unclear: What should I do after getting her in the trunk?
Donuts.
The food and the maneuver.
Go to Disney
Let her out and turn yourself in
@@kfchik Goddamnit Karen its a joke
G3N3R4L K3N0B1 it’s a karen
From the makers of “how to flex”
2:28 is my new wallpaper
“i’m emotional but at the same time i’m thinking about math”
shayne is everything
-why are you so emotional?
-"is math related to science?"
The “road to perdition” comment had me rolling. 😂😂😂
Damien must have went home with a sore jaw from holding back laughter. I don't think I could have held it together for a single take XD
Seniors when they walk into high school:”wassup virgins”
Shayne looks liks a sims character
It’s ironic that the people that “Know how to flirt” aren’t good at dating irl apparently. Only true Smosh fans know everybody ship the two lol
What happened?
that'sthejoke.mp4
Implying that they are good at dating/flirting in the video?