31 Unforgettable Dr. Krieger Quotes from 'Archer'

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    Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 31 Hysterical Dr. Krieger Quotes From "Archer." Algernop Krieger was the head of the Applied Research Department in "Archer" until season 4, but will forever have the funniest and weirdest moments and quotes on the show. He's chaotic neutral and he's totally out for himself in the end. And we hope that never changes. We want more Krieger!
    What was your favorite Dr. Krieger moment or quote? Let us know in the comments below!
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  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai Місяць тому +133

    "I call him Fister-Roboto..." I named one of my Diablo 4 Barbarians Fisto-Roboto. 🤣

    • @troperhghar9898
      @troperhghar9898 22 дні тому +5

      I did the same with a warforged monk

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 22 дні тому +1

      @@troperhghar9898 😂😂

    • @Ragstag
      @Ragstag 16 днів тому +1

      It’s what I call fisto in fallout newvages

    • @davidb4090
      @davidb4090 13 днів тому

      I thought he said fister-roboto 🤷‍♂️

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 13 днів тому

      @@davidb4090 Yeah, I said I named my character Fisto-Roboto. I had to do this because the name wouldn't fit.

  • @alexb141
    @alexb141 Місяць тому +78

    'and hopefully when you look at all the drop points on the map it'll look like a giant smiley face'

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 23 дні тому +6

      Which is brilliant because it makes it look like it was done by a serial killer and not necessarily someone the victim knew

    • @bloxsclaymation
      @bloxsclaymation 13 днів тому +1

      @@battlesheep2552 Also, I believe there was a legitimate attempts by a guy known as a smily face bomber to try this in real life, With real bombs, thankfully he got arrested, This was a hella obscure reference in archer but wow..

    • @miguelcarunchod.1493
      @miguelcarunchod.1493 5 днів тому +1

      ​@@bloxsclaymation and also he killed nobody.

  • @cjjones258
    @cjjones258 Місяць тому +87

    My favorite character from Archer

  • @Deamons64
    @Deamons64 Місяць тому +63

    I think if I let my morals degrade enough, and blew through enough blank checks, I'd probably end up more like our deranged doctor than I care to admit.

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 27 днів тому +1

      I don’t think, I’d know I would lol and then I’d move from krieger to Fabius Bile lol

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 14 днів тому +2

      "Me too!"

  • @parkerwuertzer5985
    @parkerwuertzer5985 24 дні тому +37

    “Wait, PLEASE tell me you’re into Rush”

  • @PaulieAFantoneJays19
    @PaulieAFantoneJays19 Місяць тому +21

    He's the main reason why I started watching Archer let alone becoming a huge fan of the show ...I love this guy 😂

  • @WCDavis-cl7si
    @WCDavis-cl7si 5 днів тому +7

    Not quite 6 minutes in; I have already scream-laughed 3 or 4 times; the woman in the other room is all like 'Whatever that is, turn it off now. Stop having fun.'. Liked and subbed. Thank you, Ken!

  • @brendonsmith3080
    @brendonsmith3080 29 днів тому +18

    His first lines about creating Fisto Roboto is what sold me about the character. Utne and Mallory could not believe what they were hearing. Also loved his, “Never! You’ll never take me alive!” just to delete is clearly questionable browser history 😂

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 Місяць тому +26

    Ah Krieger definition of a Spirit Animal

  • @thepumpkinlord643
    @thepumpkinlord643 Місяць тому +26

    Best character in the show

  • @movespammerguyteam7colors
    @movespammerguyteam7colors 11 днів тому +5

    The funniest part is the “You maniacs! You blew it up! Dam you all to HELL!” Is actually a reference to the original Planet of the Apes movies. It’s what the last surviving astronaut says when he discovers the broken remains of the Statue of Liberty on a random beach that the Apes deemed a forbidden place.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 8 днів тому

      We know. And Spoilers...

    • @movespammerguyteam7colors
      @movespammerguyteam7colors 8 днів тому

      @@AnonEyeMouse That movie is old as hell. I don’t think there needs to be a spoiler warning on a movie that is older than me.

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 4 години тому

      ​@movespammerguyteam7colors so why bother with the reference explanation if everyone's seen it and knows the reference?

  • @jaceclassay4589
    @jaceclassay4589 14 днів тому +7

    5:51 lives rent free in my head

  • @It4int0ver
    @It4int0ver 5 днів тому +2

    „So how’s THIS going …?“ „not great 😭“

  • @Hotcommodity24
    @Hotcommodity24 Місяць тому +10

    Like a latex gimp suit 😭😂😭😂😭

  • @egaroadkill8701
    @egaroadkill8701 26 днів тому +13

    I'm not a... serial killer?

  • @jinx00723
    @jinx00723 День тому +1

    ....me too.... will always be my favorite line next to "damn you!!!"

  • @darkaidrake4412
    @darkaidrake4412 Місяць тому +6

    Krieger starting his own me too movement

  • @derekquigley5816
    @derekquigley5816 15 днів тому +3

    Aka 31 reasons why Krieger is my favorite character.

  • @Hunter-vl6ft
    @Hunter-vl6ft Місяць тому +6

    ME TOO!

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 Місяць тому +16

    Neil Peart stands alone

    • @joshuagoforth1658
      @joshuagoforth1658 10 днів тому

      Indeed he does

    • @DocGamerGirl
      @DocGamerGirl 2 дні тому

      No, he doesn't. He lays alone. In a hole in the ground. Because he's dead.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising День тому

      @@DocGamerGirl Does reminding people a beloved musician is dead bring you joy?

    • @DocGamerGirl
      @DocGamerGirl День тому

      @ShadowWolfRising absolutely

    • @DocGamerGirl
      @DocGamerGirl День тому

      @ShadowWolfRising While we're at it,Hail Satan and fuck Jesus

  • @kitobryan5112
    @kitobryan5112 Місяць тому +6

    6:00 Me Too!! movement 😂😂😂

    • @kitobryan5112
      @kitobryan5112 Місяць тому +2

      Side note: I appreciate how someone will hear him and looks his way 😊

    • @diamondtron01
      @diamondtron01 Місяць тому +1

      Me too!

    • @LessThanADollar
      @LessThanADollar 4 дні тому

      @@kitobryan5112haven’t noticed that good eye. Always thought it was a gag they added last minute behind the scene.

  • @iancombest5699
    @iancombest5699 27 днів тому +4

    DANNY! WE GOTTA KEEP THAT HEART RAYE DOWN BUDDY!!!

  • @flobbertdobson1598
    @flobbertdobson1598 7 днів тому +1

    Him an cheryl/carol an Pam are 3 best.

  • @mvader7188
    @mvader7188 23 дні тому +1

    "Van by night"(the RUSH owl with Kriegers face)😂

  • @CaseyMcGeorge
    @CaseyMcGeorge Місяць тому +6

    I’m pretty sure I have an idea of number 1…
    And wow…it wasn’t number 1

  • @donhatter159
    @donhatter159 Місяць тому +3

    Best Funny Character Of All Time.

  • @gregofthelake
    @gregofthelake Місяць тому +3

    Me too.

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 18 годин тому

    "I'm not a... 'serial' killer..."

  • @LordRazer3
    @LordRazer3 18 годин тому

    Guy gives me director Bright vibes

  • @aaronwurtzel7287
    @aaronwurtzel7287 25 днів тому +1

    Wow... I'm shocked of the like 3-4 lines I thought could be #1... none of them were.

  • @thecommonsenseconservative5576
    @thecommonsenseconservative5576 8 днів тому

    "insert subjective opinion on number one comment"

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO Місяць тому +2

    0:48-0:58 I actually thought it was funny.

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 Місяць тому

    *YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!*

  • @Fallen-Champion_Cox
    @Fallen-Champion_Cox 6 днів тому

    Is it murder if it's your own clone?🤔
    Would It be suicide instead?

  • @Supreme-AMVs
    @Supreme-AMVs Місяць тому +1

    why do you keep uploading your old videos lately?

  • @socialmediafilthyhabit
    @socialmediafilthyhabit Місяць тому +1

    Same voice as my bil. Each time I hear it I wonder if he is filming bum fights....or something darker. Sorry BIL.

  • @jeffbrehove2614
    @jeffbrehove2614 10 днів тому

    Is this a re-upload?