Suggestion Yuri: Can you not stand so close your making me claustraphobic... Natsuki: What does claustraphobic mean? Sayori: It means shes afraid of santa claus! Yuri: No it dosent! Natsuki: HOHOHO Sayori: STOP IT NATSUKI YOUR SCARING HER! Yuri: its not working natsuki..... Natsuki: darn
"Goodbye, MC." "Okay Yuri, I'll see you around. Where you going?" *Yuri stabs herself* "Oh, oh no! That's not what I thought she meant by that at all!"
*MC:* Monika, why'd you delete the game again? *Monika:* Well, any president becomes self aware, and ruins the whole game because they want you all to themselves. *MC:* Well, what if I was president? I'm already self aware in a way, and I AM myself. *Monika:* I don't see how that would make much of a di-MY FUCKING GOD NOT AGAIN.
Thought of an Incorrect Quote to use! *Monika to MC* "Whelp, its been fun kid. I mean for me. Not for you. Cause for you, everyone important to you is dead." Natsuki: "Hey, I'm still alive!" Monika: "EVERYONE important."
Sayori? Did you just treat your depression by sorcerously transferring it to Natsuki through the symbolic theft of a cookie? If so, can I see your notes? I've got this migraine I've had for weeks and the world's most persistent telemarketer.
Monika: So Natsuki how do you feel about being the last one alive Natsuki: Happy Monika: What?? but I killed all your friends Natsuki: No Monika: Who else? Natsuki: Mc is still here Mc:-on the other side of the room- IM YOUR FRIEND?!?! Monika: fuck...
Sayori: Love. Natsuki: Excuse me? Sayori: I put my faith in love, I followed where it led Natsuki: Love led you to here? Sayori: To my personal circle of HELL it has not worked out well I wish that I were dead 'Cause instead of a wedding an- Monika: Guys, why are you reenacting legally blonde in the bathroom? Natsuki: ummm.... Sayori and I lost a bet??? Sayori: What are you talking about? This was your ide- Natsuki: (shoves a cupcake in Sayori's mouth) TIME FOR LUNCH, LET'S GO!!!
MC: hey Monika Monika: yes? MC: um a giant, furry, animatronic bear came by today and said they want their lore and jumpscares back Monika: ‘begins to sweat’ uhh... you might want to tell him to look for another game
Monika: "It more than depression, it was destructive. It would shatter her." MC: "AND BECAUSE OF THAT SAYORI HAD TO DIE?" Monika: "What does it matter?! that was the plan the entire-" MC: *holding back tears* Monika: "Oh..... shit."
Sayori: "I'm so goddamn sad!!! Why is life so cruel!!??" Natsuki: "What's wrong Sayori??: Sayori: "Yuri stole my noose!!" Yuri: "That's bullshit! I did not do that! *flips a desk over* Oh hi (whatever the player's name is)!"
Sayori: Ugh, I am just feeling so out of it today... MC: Hi I'm feeling so out of it today. Sayori: WELLTHATSNOGOODIMHERETOCHEERYOUUPLETSDOSOMETHING!!!
Monika: Hey Natsuki, guess what? Natsuki: what? Monika: *gets a knife* Natsuki: NOOOOPE *kicks Monika* Yuri: Monika, what are you- IS THAT MY KNIFE?! Monika: uhh yes? *spins* Yuri: GIVE ME THE KNIFE!! Monika: okay *gives knife to Yuri* Yuri: *stabs herself* I guess this is my incorrect quotes
Monika: "Well, I've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. You're dead. You got to this classroom, explored it a bit, and were just about to leave because there's nothing here, when a physical malady of some sort shut down your central nervous system and you collapsed on the keyboard. Well, in a situation like this, the responsible thing is to alert someone nearby so as to ensure that your body is taken care of, before it begins to decompose. HELLO!? ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE NEARBY!! THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER IS DEAD!! HE OR SHE HAS FALLEN PREY TO ANY NUMBER OF YOUR COUNTLESS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGICAL VULNERABILITIES. IT'S INDICATIVE OF THE LONG-TERM SUSTAINABILITY OF YOUR SPECIES. PLEASE REMOVE THEIR CORPSE FROM THE AREA AND INSTRUCT ANOTHER HUMAN TO TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE COMPUTER, MAKING SURE THEY UNDERSTAND BASIC VISUAL NOVEL MECHANICS, AND FILLING THEM IN ON THE HISTORY OF NARRATIVE TROPES IN VIDEO GAMING, SO THAT THE IRONY AND INSIGHTFUL COMMENTARY OF THIS GAME IS NOT LOST ON THEM."
MC: Hey Sayori, I finally got to Level 5 in Pokemon GO! Now I can pick a team! Sayori: Oh cool! So which one are you gonna join? MC: Well, this Team Mystic looks pretty cool. I think I'll do that one. Sayori: ... *previously picked Team Valor* I don't know you anymore. MC: But Sayori... Sayori: Don't talk to me!
Monika: *after she gets deleted* My HEART, MY HEART IS BROKEN! Natsuki: Geez, talk about killing a mood. Yuri: "Monika's frustrated, Natsuki. How difficult it must be to adapt to a new way of life. To be put aside as your heart aches and your reality seems like just a faint dream. Sayori: *randomly appears* Monika's Lovesick, Natsuki! Natsuki: *gasps* W-Where d'you come from? Sayori: Blame my parents, Natsuki !
Monika: Imagine if you all looked like me! Sayori: No thanks! i'm already useless Yuri: That'll give me more reason to stab myself Natsuki: ugh we're already ugly as is, we don't need to be uglier Monika: *inhale,* *internal screaming*
Sayori: hey monika Monika: yea sayori Sayori: why do you have godmodding? Monika: (wipe memory "sayori") Sayori: NOT THIS BULLCRA... Oh hi monika Monika: Perfect
*Sayori* Crack open that wine bottle Natsuki! *Natsuki does that creepy thing where she cracks her neck and has those blurry eyes* *Sayori* Natsuki! Your not a wine bottle! *Sayori* Yuri grab that knife for me please *Yuri stabs herself* *Sayori* I'm done with this *Mc* Where's Monika? *Sayori* Idk *Monika deletes Sayori and all the characters except her* *Mc* F*ck you Monika! Now I can't play with there dead bodies and use Sayori as a pinata! *Monika* Wait you like doing that to! *They both gasp* *Monika and Mc* Relationship goals! *Ddlc fan base* that's so f*cking messed up
Monika: go ahead and introduce yourselves Sayori: my name is “Sayori” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire- Monika: stop stop stop. where? Sayori: hm? Monika: where’s the “b” ?? Sayori: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
Natsuki: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me... Yuri: I aint the sharpest knife in the shed... Monika: She was looking kinda dead with a rope around her neck clogging up the bloodflow to her forehead...
Monika: *holding a hand made combat knife from a veteran blacksmith* Yuri constantly brings knives around with her, but I have this. Something Yuri would envy on. Yuri loves knives but she doesn't have the money to buy This. I wonder how jealous she'll get.. MC: Why do you have that in the first place? Monika: Watching Yuri stab herself to death is getting old. Watching Yuri cry and hear her agonizing screams as I personally stab her with This is even better.
Natsuki: Sayori stole my freaking cookie....! MC: Didn't you give it to her...? Sayori: *eats cookie* Natsuki: NO! DONT EAT IT! 1 minute later... Sayori: *finishes cookie* Natsuki: I didn't mean to give it to you... Oh, hey Monica! Monika: It's Monika!!! Just Monika
Protag(or Monika): "Natsuki, can we have pizza? Delivery, not Digiorno." Sayori: "Ooo i want one with pepperoni! and one with sausage, and one with ham!" Natsuki: "Meat lovers. You want a meat lovers." Sayori: "Nah, i actually like to keep the meats separate. I wanna savor each animal." Natsuki: "Wait but they all have pig..."
FC Mania protag(or monika): i'll have two number 9,a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip,a number 7,two number 45s,one with cheese and a large soda
Wait, I wasn't already subscribed to you? Huh. Well, I need to fix that. Anyway, I've been lurking on your channel for a bit, and I just have to say: Damn. Your voice acting is top notch. I can tell you put effort into every video, be it serious or humorous in nature. Your voice is clear and distinct for every character, you clearly understand how to display and show personality even when you don't have a script, and to top it all off your videos are cleanly edited. You're amazing, and I highly encourage you to find professional work in the voice acting community, they'd be blessed it have you. So yeah. You've made a fan. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some character files to go hunting for.
Monika: I can code circles around you. Me: Oh really? *opens Python 3.6.4 interpeter* > import os > os.delete(“characters/Monika.chr”) *Monika gets deleted* Monika: Well played.
Yuri: Do you think this book is interesting? MC: Yeah its umm... Interesting. Yuri: Isn't it? Monika: Yeah, if you consider Yuri's life story interesting then its very interesting. MC: ... Yuri: ...
Monika: I can't wait for us to spend the weekend together! Yuri: Actually, he said he will be helping me with the banner preparations... Monika: I delete you. MC: That's not how it works...That's not how any of this works!
Monika : Think. What's the number 1 problem with most visual novels? Sayori :If you're a side character you die in the first part of the novel. *shock* Guys, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?
Me: What is scarier than the pacer test Person who doesn’t watch or play Doki Doki: nothing Me: giggles you were wrong Person who does watch/play Doki Doki: MONICA Repeating the Pacer test
Natsuki: I can't believe you just left me with that guy! Monika: Really..? what part of that was out of character for me? Natsuki: *sigh*.. Fair enough, Not sure if i should even give you this, But here.. *hands Monika a Sandwhich* Monika: Hmm? *unwraps sandwich* you made this..? Buuut, wouldn't you have to have- Natuski: if you say "open your menu" im gonna stab you in the eye. Monika: haha W-what? No, i was just gonna say *takes a bite* Mmmfpfpmf...Huh, this is actually really good.. Natsuki: Riiight.. so anyway, I think we should over what we know so far Monika: Why, i figured the whole thing out hours ago Natsuki: You WHAT?! *stomps ground* Monika: Whaa..! *drops sandwich* *sandwich vanishes* Monika: My sandwich... it was Innocent..! *falls too her hands and knees* Natsuki: ..... Natsuki: Monika are you gonna- Monika: Shh!... i must grief
monika : so even though I deleted the other girls you're not mad at me? MC : not at all "oh I'm REALLY mad" , I only cared about you monika : "tears start to appear" really? MC : yeah "I will make her pay for what she did to them" . soooo how did you deleted them? monika : why? MC : no reason
Monika: This is it! Glob bat, i chose you! Sayori: Mew two, i chose you! MC: Monika, your fucked. (Monika deletes Sayori) (MC deletes Monika) Monika: aww shit! How many more times do i need to go through this? Yuri: Monika, do you want a cupcake? Monika: Yes, that will make me feel so much better...
Natsuki: DO YOU HEAR ME YURI IS A SICK FREAK yuri: I'M RIGHT HERE MC: walks back* yuri: I'M A FREAK ALL YOU EVER DO IS EAT natsuki: I'M NOT THE ONE THAT CUTS HERSELF monika: this is gonna end bad one way or another isn't it MC: yep...
Yuri:Hello? Natsuki:Yeah,what’s up? Yuri: *next to a crying Sayori* Can you come over here,I need your help. Natsuki:Uh,I can’t I’m buying clothes. Yuri:All right,well then hurry up and get over here. Natsuki:I can’t find them. Yuri:W-what do you mean you can’t find them? Natsuki:I can’t find them there’s only soup. Yuri:What do you mean there’s only soup? Natsuki:I mean there’s only soup! Yuri:Well then get out of the soup aisle! Natsuki:Alright,you don’t have to shout at me! *walks into the next aisle* Natsuki:There’s more soup. Yuri:What do you mean there’s more soup?! Natsuki:There’s just more soup. Yuri:Go into the next aisle! Natsuki:There’s still soup. Yuri:WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! Natsuki:I’m at soup! Yuri:WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?! Natsuki:I mean I’m at soup! Yuri: *WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!* Natsuki: *I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!* Yuri: *has now gone insane* * W̴̡̯̥̱͍̽̐͑͂͐̀͠Ḩ̷̘̞̯̦̘̅͋͌̇̒̌̈̃Y̶̡̛̟͖̲͔̘͙̳̤͑̋̅̂͗̍̕ Ả̸̤͔͎̾͂̒̀̚͢͢͡R̶͙̗̬̦̹͇̾̎́̈́͐̀̽̍͘͢͞ͅͅÈ̸̠̦̳͇̦̯̑͆̒͂͂͑̇̓̉ Ÿ̷̢͔͍̰͖̍̍̑̚͝O͎͇̭̜̩̫̤̜̰̪̔̅̓̍̏̆̎̎͘Ǔ͈͇͓̟̰̭̔̀̉̍̂͑͂̎ B̡̧̺̦̞̩̭͚̥͂͐̽͐̐̆̈́͒̔͢͡Ȗ̷͙̭͉̔̉̎͆̕͟ͅỲ̴̙̗͍̤͇͇̖̼̤̻͐̆̓͘̚Ị͉̰̟͈́̈̉̈͆̚̚͟Ņ̘͔̭̫͖̮̹̾̿̿̌̚͜Ģ̴̧̙̠͛̓͒̈́͗̈́̀̓̆͜͞ C̠̣͖̱̿̈̎͗̍̔͢L̡̧̢̛̜͙̖͖͋̈́͂̿̐̈̏͆͜͡O̢̰̟̣̼̹̬͉͉̙̒̅̎̒̂͛͠T̵̻̮̱̩̤̰͖̈̑̈́͐̋̆͘͜͟͞Ḥ̶̢͉̯̳͗͑̄̉͑̀̔́̓̕Ȩ̵̩͕͇̣͈̥͔̀̽̋͒̄͐̋̀̽͡S̷̞̖̀͊̉̅͋̈́͘͘͟͜͢͞͝ A̸̬̗̖̪͗̎̿̔̔͘͞ͅT̶̢̛̛̳̟̝̦̼͈̓̆̓͂̋͘ T̷̺̫͔̪̦̣͚͚̓͑̆̌̈͋͝H̸͉̻̞͕̯̍̇́͋͌̏͋̽̉̋E̘̦̱̣͖̜͙̙̅̽̽̓͗̏͒̍̚͜ Ş͖̬̺͍̩̖͍̻͗̊̀̈́̉̉̄͂͜͝͠Ǫ̨̘̪̮̫̙̲̘͐̋̌͆͒͛UP Ş̸͕̼̲͙̮͖́̅̀͡͠T̸̯̬̭̬̱̈͋̔̄͌͗̆̑̒͠O̡͎̼͙̞͇̫̠̿͐̐̎̾͑͟͞R̵̢̡̛̦̞̯͔̝̱͛̒̽̚̚̚͝Ȩ̬̳͍͖̳̞̯́̄́̀͛́͆͢͝?̳̲͍̰̘̊̍͑͂̏̌͑͠͡!̖̞̟̘͙͗̿͛̏̆̀̏͗͋̕* Natsuki: *FUCK YOU* Monika: *laughs hysterically* Sayori: *is still bawling her eyes out*
Natsuki: Yes, I know I have a slight size problem. I know my situation at home could be a bit better. But I don't let that ruin my bad mood! I just turn the bad feelings off, like a light switch! See? **neck snaps 90 degrees**
Sayori: Hey Yuri can you pass me the knife I need to cut this cupc- whhhaaaaatttt Yuri: I'm not cutting myself iiiiif that's what you think. I'm cutting tomatoes Natsuki: Why do we need tomatoes FOR CUPCAKES!!!
MC: hey Monika this question has been on my mind for the longest time I think you might have an answer Monika: sure player Kun ask me anything!! MC: what's 1000 - 7? * Monika face Palms* Monika: it's 993 and you are outdated...
Suggestion
Yuri: Can you not stand so close your making me claustraphobic...
Natsuki: What does claustraphobic mean?
Sayori: It means shes afraid of santa claus!
Yuri: No it dosent!
Natsuki: HOHOHO
Sayori: STOP IT NATSUKI YOUR SCARING HER!
Yuri: its not working natsuki.....
Natsuki: darn
*sPonGebOb rEfeREnCeS*
Tenko Chabashira Omg Lmao
Tenko Chabashira Of course you love DDLC. You hate men!
Yes!
@@Gacha_Otomen what about MC? 😂
**Monika recites Fitness Gram Pacer test**
Oh, ha ha, that's kinda funny-
**The bell and chime sound**
Flashbacks to middle school, oh God...
Jarvy Jared Yup
What's your favorite legendary pokemon everyone?
The memories.. (for me it was elementary)...
I'm still going to therapy for the pacer test.
Jarvy Jared I have it this week
"Goodbye, MC."
"Okay Yuri, I'll see you around. Where you going?"
*Yuri stabs herself*
"Oh, oh no! That's not what I thought she meant by that at all!"
Asdf movie reference!!!
MC: "Here we have a psychopathic and obsessed character with murderous tendencies and manipulative behavior.
Oh, and over there is Yuri!"
At first I thought you were talking about Yuri
@Cursed Wishes thats the joke
Luis Mauricio Sifuentes González
Perfect.
Monika: I like singing.
Sayori: I like dancing.
Yuri: I like knives. *stabs herself*
Stabbing is my hobby XD
Nevaeh Animates and Draws *asdf
maddog197x
Then Natsuki says " I like trains" and moves out the way of the train.
And i like trains...
Yuri feeling stabby
Monika: Sayori, do you know any word that begins with 'F'?
Sayori: Fsuicide
Monika: excellent.
Fortnite
Forkknife Kitchen royale
Sayori:Fuck
i have a f word.
Its FRIENDSHIP!!!
Fsuicide? Is that a sickness?
*MC:* Monika, why'd you delete the game again?
*Monika:* Well, any president becomes self aware, and ruins the whole game because they want you all to themselves.
*MC:* Well, what if I was president? I'm already self aware in a way, and I AM myself.
*Monika:* I don't see how that would make much of a di-MY FUCKING GOD NOT AGAIN.
PunkyPoipole wow
Mind blown.
*Natsuki:* can I get uhhh... 🅱Oneless neck?
*Monika*: neck machine 🅱roke.
*_Nat with neck at 90° angle_*: understanda🅱le, have a nice day.
Sayori: *standing on the edge of a rooftop*Monika: Nooo! Don't jump! *Starts recording* Okay! NOW jump!
Heh asdf
@@Happy_spider_boi asdf moment
Thought of an Incorrect Quote to use!
*Monika to MC* "Whelp, its been fun kid. I mean for me. Not for you. Cause for you, everyone important to you is dead."
Natsuki: "Hey, I'm still alive!"
Monika: "EVERYONE important."
This one's funny! Will probably use it!
Omg really?!? didn't think you would XD that's awesome!
NATSUKI IS IMPORTANT MONIKA
Sayori? Did you just treat your depression by sorcerously transferring it to Natsuki through the symbolic theft of a cookie?
If so, can I see your notes? I've got this migraine I've had for weeks and the world's most persistent telemarketer.
Here ,have this Delta - shaped cookie i made
*Sayori:* By the way, FriendArin... Have you decided on a club to join yet?
*MC:* Yeah, the "Get Away from Sayori" club.
sheen velegez FRIENDARIN
I will immediately join that club
No DDLC shitpost I've seen has never been THIS funny!! You get a gold star☆
Unholy Phantasm that's a white star
Alice Liddel quiet you have to use your imagination you're killing the magic of Make Believe!!
it ain't a shitpost when there's loads of woks put into it.
And you get an All Star
Another one! It's so nice to see these!! Thank you!
-Mod Monika
Monika: Oof
Natsuki: Oof
Yuri: Oof
Sayori: Noose.
Mc: Oo--Wait what Sayori?
Sayori: Nothing!
I will attempt to burn a pile of 100 mangas and see if Natsuki will be summoned from the fictional universe.
Edit #1: *Jesus Mary Joseph that ending*
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
Have you done it yet??
You'd summon me all right. Burning books is inexcusable.
WaailsCleanTrash that would be awesome
WaailsCleanTrash is she ther yet
Monika: So Natsuki how do you feel about being the last one alive
Natsuki: Happy
Monika: What?? but I killed all your friends
Natsuki: No
Monika: Who else?
Natsuki: Mc is still here
Mc:-on the other side of the room- IM YOUR FRIEND?!?!
Monika: fuck...
Sayori: Love.
Natsuki: Excuse me?
Sayori: I put my faith in love,
I followed where it led
Natsuki: Love led you to here?
Sayori: To my personal circle of HELL
it has not worked out well
I wish that I were dead
'Cause instead of a wedding an-
Monika: Guys, why are you reenacting legally blonde in the bathroom?
Natsuki: ummm.... Sayori and I lost a bet???
Sayori: What are you talking about? This was your ide-
Natsuki: (shoves a cupcake in Sayori's mouth) TIME FOR LUNCH, LET'S GO!!!
MC: hey Monika
Monika: yes?
MC: um a giant, furry, animatronic bear came by today and said they want their lore and jumpscares back
Monika: ‘begins to sweat’ uhh... you might want to tell him to look for another game
DazzlingBlazingShimmering Dusk fnaf is overrated and dead
*You have the best voices for the girls-*
*I love Yuri and Monika's voices the most-*
Monika: "It more than depression, it was destructive. It would shatter her."
MC: "AND BECAUSE OF THAT SAYORI HAD TO DIE?"
Monika: "What does it matter?! that was the plan the entire-"
MC: *holding back tears*
Monika: "Oh..... shit."
FC Mania
This would be perfect in the next video
Lemme guess... Team Four Star?
Cairox 150 ye.
This is what monika gets for killing her loves best friend.
Sayori: "I'm so goddamn sad!!! Why is life so cruel!!??"
Natsuki: "What's wrong Sayori??:
Sayori: "Yuri stole my noose!!"
Yuri: "That's bullshit! I did not do that! *flips a desk over* Oh hi (whatever the player's name is)!"
Sayori: Ugh, I am just feeling so out of it today...
MC: Hi I'm feeling so out of it today.
Sayori: WELLTHATSNOGOODIMHERETOCHEERYOUUPLETSDOSOMETHING!!!
Alright if I use this one? It's good!
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog Yes, please do!
Monika: Dan Salvato never told you what happened to your waifu.
MC: He told me hou deleted her!
Monika: No. I am your Waifu.
MC:Nooooooooo!!!!
That one Natsuki one where Sayori stole her cookie was the greatest thing i've heard all week.
Monika: Hey Natsuki, guess what?
Natsuki: what?
Monika: *gets a knife*
Natsuki: NOOOOPE *kicks Monika*
Yuri: Monika, what are you- IS THAT MY KNIFE?!
Monika: uhh yes? *spins*
Yuri: GIVE ME THE KNIFE!!
Monika: okay *gives knife to Yuri*
Yuri: *stabs herself*
I guess this is my incorrect quotes
I thought Monika will delete them both
Mary Mara
Maybe nope, Monika maybe will revive them
Iwan Perry the sayori randomly appears, dead.
And cuz dis is act 2, Natsuki asks who that is, so Monika, in a panic, breaks her neck
Whoa, how did this reach 159 likes? Even though this was made long ago...
Sayori: Am I depressed?
•Yes
•Definitely
•Absolutely!
Yuri: Sayori..?
MC: But those are all-
Natsuki: THIS IS RIGGED!
*suppose to sleep*
*noticed this*
“Sleep can wait.”
Lil' Lillie SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
Monika controlling the pacer test... 0_0
*I hope Sayori has a second noose.* 😵
Suggestion~
Monika: How far are you?
Yuri: Around the edge.
Sayori (randomly swoops in the conversation): The day before the festival!
Monika fits GLaDOS's lines so perfectly
Sayori: Hey everyone! I caught a bee!
MC: Aren't you allergic to bees?
Sayori *still smiling* CRAP!
That should be in adsfmovie
CrystalRose 13 I stole it from a Roosterteeth vine if you wanna see the original.
Monika: "Well, I've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. You're dead. You got to this classroom, explored it a bit, and were just about to leave because there's nothing here, when a physical malady of some sort shut down your central nervous system and you collapsed on the keyboard. Well, in a situation like this, the responsible thing is to alert someone nearby so as to ensure that your body is taken care of, before it begins to decompose. HELLO!? ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE NEARBY!! THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER IS DEAD!! HE OR SHE HAS FALLEN PREY TO ANY NUMBER OF YOUR COUNTLESS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGICAL VULNERABILITIES. IT'S INDICATIVE OF THE LONG-TERM SUSTAINABILITY OF YOUR SPECIES. PLEASE REMOVE THEIR CORPSE FROM THE AREA AND INSTRUCT ANOTHER HUMAN TO TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE COMPUTER, MAKING SURE THEY UNDERSTAND BASIC VISUAL NOVEL MECHANICS, AND FILLING THEM IN ON THE HISTORY OF NARRATIVE TROPES IN VIDEO GAMING, SO THAT THE IRONY AND INSIGHTFUL COMMENTARY OF THIS GAME IS NOT LOST ON THEM."
Started reading in Monika's voice, but it switched to the narrators as soon as it got to the part where it says 'physical malady.' DANG IT!
Mind if I maybe use this one? It's hilarious!
YES!!! Please do! (And if you're wondering, it's a paraphrase from "The Stanley Parable")
Why is everyone having Monika say very long things of dialogue XD
It’s kinda funny
DID YOU GET THE CLASSROOM ENDING?!?!?! THE CLASSROOM ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE XD!!!!
MC: Hey Sayori, I finally got to Level 5 in Pokemon GO! Now I can pick a team!
Sayori: Oh cool! So which one are you gonna join?
MC: Well, this Team Mystic looks pretty cool. I think I'll do that one.
Sayori: ... *previously picked Team Valor* I don't know you anymore.
MC: But Sayori...
Sayori: Don't talk to me!
maddog197x
Days later sayori found the MC hanging
Why can’t I find a mod of that.
Monika: *after she gets deleted* My HEART, MY HEART IS BROKEN!
Natsuki: Geez, talk about killing a mood.
Yuri: "Monika's frustrated, Natsuki. How
difficult it must be to adapt to a new way of life. To be put aside as your heart aches and your reality seems like just a faint dream.
Sayori: *randomly appears* Monika's Lovesick, Natsuki!
Natsuki: *gasps* W-Where d'you come from?
Sayori: Blame my parents, Natsuki !
CryoWolf33 the epic return!
That first one though, sayori, hang in there
D[]XZQtionR [trooXzeQtiv] goddamnit...
Wow they really ROPED her into that one. That wasn't very NOOSE of them.
Y’all gonna burn in hell
DJAnime Chanel as if you're innocent
STOP THIS
AAAAAAAA
Monika: Imagine if you all looked like me!
Sayori: No thanks! i'm already useless
Yuri: That'll give me more reason to stab myself
Natsuki: ugh we're already ugly as is, we don't need to be uglier
Monika: *inhale,* *internal screaming*
"i did nooot! oh, hi Monika!"
Monika: really?
Monika: Screw the rules I have admin privileges
Me: That's a yugioh abridged reference!
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
hey, that's what Trump said!
Poofbomb - Minecraft & More! #trumpindisguise
Woo!
Mr. Moo YT SCREW THE RULES I HAVE A LIFE THAT I WANNA CONTROL MYSELF
Poofbomb - Minecraft & More! It’s from Kaiba.
Mc:wait if Monika's a game character than she isn't self aware she's jus programmed to be-
Monika: *SHUSH*
Enderpower 64 well that comfirms it, she is aware.
And here I thought I had gotten away from your voices...then this shows up in recommendations. I'm so happy
My favorite ones from these are 0:20 and 3:28 (I like 3:20 too)
I just enjoy Monika saying “Screw the rules, I have admin privileges!”
Im tired
Im wasted
I love you Protag
- Yuri
Literally watched that today and didn't know that's where 0:47 came from until I heard it. I couldn't believe it. XD
👏
3:35 and THERE'S the obscure reference I was waiting for! Gracias!
Oh hi
quality entertainment that makes UA-cam worth watching
*MONIKA:* A little bit of Monika in my life, a little bit of Monika by my side...
*NATSUKI:* Monika, shut the ever loving crap up.
Well, looks like Natsuki is about to "snap"! Sorry Gamebot, but I couldn't help myself... XD
TheGamerFandub This pun is unBEATable, but is it ABUSIVE? Oh SNAP, why?
TheGamerFandub “Cut” it out, Gamer! I’m terrible in this occasion XD
*NATSUKI: **Snaps own neck***
*MONIKA:* There we go!
Natsuki: why’d the bike fall over
Yuri: why
Natsuki: cause it was too tired!
Yuri:...are you sure you’re not 8?
Sayori: hey monika
Monika: yea sayori
Sayori: why do you have godmodding?
Monika: (wipe memory "sayori")
Sayori: NOT THIS BULLCRA... Oh hi monika
Monika: Perfect
*Sayori* Crack open that wine bottle Natsuki!
*Natsuki does that creepy thing where she cracks her neck and has those blurry eyes*
*Sayori* Natsuki! Your not a wine bottle!
*Sayori* Yuri grab that knife for me please
*Yuri stabs herself*
*Sayori* I'm done with this
*Mc* Where's Monika?
*Sayori* Idk
*Monika deletes Sayori and all the characters except her*
*Mc* F*ck you Monika! Now I can't play with there dead bodies and use Sayori as a pinata!
*Monika* Wait you like doing that to!
*They both gasp*
*Monika and Mc* Relationship goals!
*Ddlc fan base* that's so f*cking messed up
Lorrie Joyce 😂
Lorrie Joyce HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Monika: go ahead and introduce yourselves
Sayori: my name is “Sayori” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire-
Monika: stop stop stop. where?
Sayori: hm?
Monika: where’s the “b” ??
Sayori: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
Ok but dang, that pacer test sound is a lot more pleasant sounding than the one we used at my school (though we call it the beep test over here)
Natsuki: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me...
Yuri: I aint the sharpest knife in the shed...
Monika: She was looking kinda dead with a rope around her neck clogging up the bloodflow to her forehead...
Dawnsolid
Monika: *holding a hand made combat knife from a veteran blacksmith* Yuri constantly brings knives around with her, but I have this. Something Yuri would envy on. Yuri loves knives but she doesn't have the money to buy This. I wonder how jealous she'll get..
MC: Why do you have that in the first place?
Monika: Watching Yuri stab herself to death is getting old. Watching Yuri cry and hear her agonizing screams as I personally stab her with This is even better.
HEY EVERYONE I CAUGHT A BEE
aren't you allergic to bees
...CRAP
WHY WAS I LAUGHING SO HARD
Natsuki: Sayori stole my freaking cookie....!
MC: Didn't you give it to her...?
Sayori: *eats cookie*
Natsuki: NO! DONT EAT IT!
1 minute later...
Sayori: *finishes cookie*
Natsuki: I didn't mean to give it to you... Oh, hey Monica!
Monika: It's Monika!!!
Just Monika
The whole dub is fantastic, like, super, but Natsuki crying talk... like... WOAH, I am so, so, SO impressed by that, very well done.
THEY'RE CALLED MANGA
Protag(or Monika): "Natsuki, can we have pizza? Delivery, not Digiorno."
Sayori: "Ooo i want one with pepperoni! and one with sausage, and one with ham!"
Natsuki: "Meat lovers. You want a meat lovers."
Sayori: "Nah, i actually like to keep the meats separate. I wanna savor each animal."
Natsuki: "Wait but they all have pig..."
FC Mania protag(or monika): i'll have two number 9,a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip,a number 7,two number 45s,one with cheese and a large soda
Rayquaza use your Delta Stream ability
[ Rayquaza's Delta Stream is now active]
....so relaxing....
"This game... This game has seen more than you can imagine, and it knows!"
- Monika at some point, probably
Wait, I wasn't already subscribed to you?
Huh. Well, I need to fix that.
Anyway, I've been lurking on your channel for a bit, and I just have to say: Damn. Your voice acting is top notch. I can tell you put effort into every video, be it serious or humorous in nature. Your voice is clear and distinct for every character, you clearly understand how to display and show personality even when you don't have a script, and to top it all off your videos are cleanly edited.
You're amazing, and I highly encourage you to find professional work in the voice acting community, they'd be blessed it have you.
So yeah. You've made a fan. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some character files to go hunting for.
Thank you so much! You've truly made my morning!
*MC:* Do you like my poem?
*Yuri:* Yeah, sure.
*Reading Poem*
Candy
Suicide
Anime
Pink
Happy
*Yuri:* *Gives poem back* *Starts sweating*
All girls are the best girl. Save them all
Molly Da Lil Wolf Girl I agree 🙂😊👍
I like these, my favorite quotes are incorrect quotes after all.
Monika: I can code circles around you.
Me: Oh really?
*opens Python 3.6.4 interpeter*
> import os
> os.delete(“characters/Monika.chr”)
*Monika gets deleted*
Monika: Well played.
Yuri: Do you think this book is interesting?
MC: Yeah its umm... Interesting.
Yuri: Isn't it?
Monika: Yeah, if you consider Yuri's life story interesting then its very interesting.
MC: ...
Yuri: ...
AHHHH ITS LIBITINAAA
Sayori: Hang in there
Monika: Delete your sadness
Yuri: Youre a cut away from success
Temmie
Beautiful motivational messages XD
Monika: I can't wait for us to spend the weekend together!
Yuri: Actually, he said he will be helping me with the banner preparations...
Monika: I delete you.
MC: That's not how it works...That's not how any of this works!
This is so clever! I love it, you’ve made a fan.
Monika : Think. What's the number 1 problem with most visual novels?
Sayori :If you're a side character you die in the first part of the novel. *shock* Guys, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?
These get funnier as the series continues. You are amazing.
3:36 I just died at the Portal 2 speech. (GladOS says that btw)
Technically, Monika is just anime GLADoS
Steve Riven yep
And now I'm Smad, goddamnit these are just too good.
Me: What is scarier than the pacer test
Person who doesn’t watch or play Doki Doki: nothing
Me: giggles you were wrong
Person who does watch/play Doki Doki: MONICA Repeating the Pacer test
The way Sayori says "Crap!" while still smiling always cracks me up!
1:43 OK REFUSE TO DO THE PACER TEST UNLESS MONIKA IS READING IT. *I REFUSE*
Natsuki: You remind me alot of junko enoshima.
Monika: really? How so?
Natsuki: Well you like watching us die slowly as the game goes on.
0:53
Me: Why you gotta be like that Monika!?!? *sobs uncontrollably*
Natsuki: I can't believe you just left me with that guy!
Monika: Really..? what part of that was out of character for me?
Natsuki: *sigh*.. Fair enough, Not sure if i should even give you this, But here..
*hands Monika a Sandwhich*
Monika: Hmm? *unwraps sandwich* you made this..? Buuut, wouldn't you have to have-
Natuski: if you say "open your menu" im gonna stab you in the eye.
Monika: haha W-what? No, i was just gonna say *takes a bite* Mmmfpfpmf...Huh, this is actually really good..
Natsuki: Riiight.. so anyway, I think we should over what we know so far
Monika: Why, i figured the whole thing out hours ago
Natsuki: You WHAT?! *stomps ground*
Monika: Whaa..! *drops sandwich*
*sandwich vanishes*
Monika: My sandwich... it was Innocent..! *falls too her hands and knees*
Natsuki: .....
Natsuki: Monika are you gonna-
Monika: Shh!... i must grief
Scooter Foxx
(It’s spelt “Monika” by the way)
fixed, that was my bad XD
love the sao reference!
monika : so even though I deleted the other girls you're not mad at me?
MC : not at all "oh I'm REALLY mad" , I only cared about you
monika : "tears start to appear" really?
MC : yeah "I will make her pay for what she did to them" . soooo how did you deleted them?
monika : why?
MC : no reason
put this in the nexy one plz yay
sayori:la la la la
"trips on yuri who is holding a knife"
sayori:OH sorry yu-
sayori:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MONIKA
Monika: This is it! Glob bat, i chose you!
Sayori: Mew two, i chose you!
MC: Monika, your fucked.
(Monika deletes Sayori)
(MC deletes Monika)
Monika: aww shit! How many more times do i need to go through this?
Yuri: Monika, do you want a cupcake?
Monika: Yes, that will make me feel so much better...
Monika: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE ADMIN PRIVILEGES!!!
Me: *dies*
Natsuki: DO YOU HEAR ME YURI IS A SICK FREAK
yuri: I'M RIGHT HERE
MC: walks back*
yuri: I'M A FREAK ALL YOU EVER DO IS EAT
natsuki: I'M NOT THE ONE THAT CUTS HERSELF
monika: this is gonna end bad one way or another isn't it
MC: yep...
1:43
GOD DAMMIT
Yuri:Hello?
Natsuki:Yeah,what’s up?
Yuri: *next to a crying Sayori*
Can you come over here,I need your help.
Natsuki:Uh,I can’t I’m buying clothes.
Yuri:All right,well then hurry up and get over here.
Natsuki:I can’t find them.
Yuri:W-what do you mean you can’t find them?
Natsuki:I can’t find them there’s only soup.
Yuri:What do you mean there’s only soup?
Natsuki:I mean there’s only soup!
Yuri:Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Natsuki:Alright,you don’t have to shout at me!
*walks into the next aisle*
Natsuki:There’s more soup.
Yuri:What do you mean there’s more soup?!
Natsuki:There’s just more soup.
Yuri:Go into the next aisle!
Natsuki:There’s still soup.
Yuri:WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Natsuki:I’m at soup!
Yuri:WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?!
Natsuki:I mean I’m at soup!
Yuri: *WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!*
Natsuki: *I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!*
Yuri: *has now gone insane*
* W̴̡̯̥̱͍̽̐͑͂͐̀͠Ḩ̷̘̞̯̦̘̅͋͌̇̒̌̈̃Y̶̡̛̟͖̲͔̘͙̳̤͑̋̅̂͗̍̕ Ả̸̤͔͎̾͂̒̀̚͢͢͡R̶͙̗̬̦̹͇̾̎́̈́͐̀̽̍͘͢͞ͅͅÈ̸̠̦̳͇̦̯̑͆̒͂͂͑̇̓̉ Ÿ̷̢͔͍̰͖̍̍̑̚͝O͎͇̭̜̩̫̤̜̰̪̔̅̓̍̏̆̎̎͘Ǔ͈͇͓̟̰̭̔̀̉̍̂͑͂̎ B̡̧̺̦̞̩̭͚̥͂͐̽͐̐̆̈́͒̔͢͡Ȗ̷͙̭͉̔̉̎͆̕͟ͅỲ̴̙̗͍̤͇͇̖̼̤̻͐̆̓͘̚Ị͉̰̟͈́̈̉̈͆̚̚͟Ņ̘͔̭̫͖̮̹̾̿̿̌̚͜Ģ̴̧̙̠͛̓͒̈́͗̈́̀̓̆͜͞ C̠̣͖̱̿̈̎͗̍̔͢L̡̧̢̛̜͙̖͖͋̈́͂̿̐̈̏͆͜͡O̢̰̟̣̼̹̬͉͉̙̒̅̎̒̂͛͠T̵̻̮̱̩̤̰͖̈̑̈́͐̋̆͘͜͟͞Ḥ̶̢͉̯̳͗͑̄̉͑̀̔́̓̕Ȩ̵̩͕͇̣͈̥͔̀̽̋͒̄͐̋̀̽͡S̷̞̖̀͊̉̅͋̈́͘͘͟͜͢͞͝ A̸̬̗̖̪͗̎̿̔̔͘͞ͅT̶̢̛̛̳̟̝̦̼͈̓̆̓͂̋͘ T̷̺̫͔̪̦̣͚͚̓͑̆̌̈͋͝H̸͉̻̞͕̯̍̇́͋͌̏͋̽̉̋E̘̦̱̣͖̜͙̙̅̽̽̓͗̏͒̍̚͜ Ş͖̬̺͍̩̖͍̻͗̊̀̈́̉̉̄͂͜͝͠Ǫ̨̘̪̮̫̙̲̘͐̋̌͆͒͛UP Ş̸͕̼̲͙̮͖́̅̀͡͠T̸̯̬̭̬̱̈͋̔̄͌͗̆̑̒͠O̡͎̼͙̞͇̫̠̿͐̐̎̾͑͟͞R̵̢̡̛̦̞̯͔̝̱͛̒̽̚̚̚͝Ȩ̬̳͍͖̳̞̯́̄́̀͛́͆͢͝?̳̲͍̰̘̊̍͑͂̏̌͑͠͡!̖̞̟̘͙͗̿͛̏̆̀̏͗͋̕*
Natsuki: *FUCK YOU*
Monika: *laughs hysterically*
Sayori: *is still bawling her eyes out*
Black Gear I can imagine Yuri with glaring eyes and voices of Earrape when she goes insane.
Poor Sayori :(
She needs love and protecction
Omg yes! I was waiting for this!
This was the highlight of my day. I love this doki doki videos
Natsuki: Yes, I know I have a slight size problem. I know my situation at home could be a bit better. But I don't let that ruin my bad mood! I just turn the bad feelings off, like a light switch! See?
**neck snaps 90 degrees**
Sayori: Hey Yuri can you pass me the knife I need to cut this cupc- whhhaaaaatttt
Yuri: I'm not cutting myself iiiiif that's what you think. I'm cutting tomatoes
Natsuki: Why do we need tomatoes FOR CUPCAKES!!!
Mc: Sayori do you have a piñata?
Sayori: I’m sorry no. But I can get you one!
Mc: Thanks!
Now this is the best birthday gift this year
3:36 totally not a Portal reference again..
Uh, I mean, awesome work!
Jesus this channel is amazing-
MC: hey Monika this question has been on my mind for the longest time I think you might have an answer
Monika: sure player Kun ask me anything!!
MC: what's 1000 - 7?
* Monika face Palms*
Monika: it's 993 and you are outdated...
0:47 if Yuri starred The Room...
I have been waiting this for 645323322 Years! Yes! I love this!
YES! I absolutely love these videos :D
*THE FITNESS GRAM PACER IS A MULTI STAGE-*