Col. Jack O'Neill's: 7 Rules of Gate Travel
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2024
- Edit: Thank you to everyone who has left such wonderful comments :) I really appreciate it!
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Okay, so here's my entry for the first challenge of FTtL. Yay!
I have no idea if anyone, aside from me, will find this funny, but I laughed while making it *shrugs*. Jack O'Neill is for sure one of my favorite Stargate characters. I mean, the man can say and do anything and get away with it! Richard Dean Anderson's genius acting has succeeded in making me fall for him once again (my first crush was MacGyver).
Any-hoo... I tried to be clever with this, and since I've always wanted to do a video with Jack's best lines, I tried to wiggle some of my favorites in (the conversation with Daniel concerning the name Yu is one of them).
Thanks for Watching!
-Rinette:D
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Jack: "Colonel Jack O'Neill."
Rule #1: Expect the Un-Expected
Teal'c: "This door should not be closed."
Jack: "Dang."
Young Jack: "You know I'm really much taller than I think"
Carter: "Colonel O'Neill meet...Colonel O'Neill."
Jack: "What's going on?"
" I am a man of very few words."
"I thought we fixed this thing so that wouldn't happen anymore."
"Daniel?"
Rule #2: Watch your langauge
Jack: "I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvus with me!"
"What?"
Daniel: "You just said: 'There's nothing cruvus with me'."
Jack: "I did not."
Daniel. "Yes you did."
Jack: "No I didn't."
Daniel: "Yes you did."
Jack. "Didn't."
Daniel: "Did."
Jack: "Didn't."
Daniel: "Did."
Jack: "Cruvus. What is that?!"
"Oh, for crying out loud! That's derentis!"
"What?"
Daniel: "You just said: derentis."
Jack. "Did not."
Daniel: "Did too."
Jack: "Derentis. What is that?"
Rule #3: Try to sound Smart
Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceiving."
Jack: "One man's floor is another man's ceiling."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a Wiseman's hell."
Jack: "Don't run with scissors?"
"I wouldnt mind one last jaunt through the old orifice."
"What?"
"Actually, its called the accretion disk."
Daniel: "What did you just say?"
Jack: "It's an astronomical term."
Carter: "You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?"
Jack: "Not initially."
Carter: "The ship should be just a few hundred kilometers dead ahead."
"There."
Jack: "Ship ahoy-hoy."
Rule #4: Piss off the Bad Guys
Ba'al: "I am Ba'al."
Jack: "As in Bocce?"
Ba'al: "Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?"
Jack: "I don't know the meaning of the word. Seriously...impudence...what does it mean?"
"I am so sorry! I was just finishing up a lovely brunch."
Ba'al: "Impudence."
Jack: "No. Tuna."
"I have a better idea. Why don't we sit back and watch you get your ass kicked. That way, you'll be dead and we'll be glad!"
Ba'al: "You cannot be serious!"
Jack: "Yes I can. I just choose not to...some of the time."
Rule #5: Don't get Confused
Carter: "The warping of our space-time seems to be an advance of the gravitational pull rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect generated by the Stargate itself but I cant be sure."
Cromwell: "Dont even pretend you understood that."
Carter: "But on closer inspection I discovered that both the absorption port and its redundancy had been tampered with."
Jack: "Carter! I haven't had coffee."
"I have great confidence in you Carter. Go on back to the SGC and confuse Hammond."
Rule #6: Try to be polite
Jack: "Hey! You, in the skirt!"
"Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff? You know, it would be alot more superior if it wasnt so easy to steal!"
Hammond: "Colonel Chekov feels that a Russian Officer should be assigned to join SG-1."
Jack: "Over my rotting corpse...sir."
Hammond: "Colonel?"
Jack: "I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?"
"But, we also saved your little grey butts from the Replicators!"
Daniel: "Little grey butts."
Carter: "Yea."
Daniel: "Yu."
Jack: "Me?"
Daniel: "Yu is the name of the Goa'uld."
"Yu did account for a number of notable positive influences..."
Jack: "Thank you."
"Sorry."
Rule #7: Expect to be Ignored
Jack: "I want you to take Connor back through the Stargate."
Carter. "No sir."
Jack: "No sir?"
"I need someone to report back to the general and that is you."
Connor: "No sir."
Jack: "No sir?! Does it say Colonel anywhere on my uniform?"
Edit:
Interrogator: "And you are?"
Jack: "Captian James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."
"you didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbours, did you?"
"not initially."
Ah the joys of secondary uses for equipment.
Anyone here knows the Legacy Series that is meant to continue SGA?
I'm now at the Second Book's end, and again, i can't believe how some of the Plot Holes one Book can contain!
That whole principle of 'The Wraith use other names/words for things than us' is nice and all, but they go completly and utterly overboard with it! It's crazy!
I could list a lot the Wraith should know but don't and shouldnt know but do know, but Heck: The Wraith even know of Jack O'Neill, and even more, of his (Wraith-Confirmed??) Relationship with Sam!!
The Wraith know more about Sam and Jack than Us, the Fans! -I know i shouldnt but i feel kinda insulted by this!
They know of him and call him 'Trickster', the 'Consort' of Sam! What the heck? How?!
And don't even get me started on rhe starting Relationship of Teyla and John, completly Ignoring John and Weir and all the feelings they obviously had for each other! Wow!
Small Mistakes, i would never call out in Books, but wow, this Book Series has Mistakes monopolized!
@@slevinchannel7589 Eyes always watching!
And this is how every 13yo stargazer nerd becomes slightly less innocent.
Daniel's perfectly timed, yet terribly timed humor is one of my most favorite things about the show. I love how he just could not resist responding with "Nyet" when the U.S. interrogator asked him if he was a Russian spy. The fact he nailed the pronunciation was the icing on the cake.
The pronunciation was fairly atrocious actually, but still better than most Americans would be able to pull off in 60's
My favourite bit of that entire episode is Daniels look of "oh.. oh, yep.. I just fucked up"
Ya because bilingual is a red flag for being a spy. Jack is fine.
@@loganshaw4527 In the 60s, yes.
My favorite joke was when he was bluffing to the Goa'uld in that one episode... and claimed to be The Great and Powerful Oz.
Second favorite joke was the one is the hostage episode where he reminded two of the hostages that they were hostages.
You forgot one for Always Be Polite:
"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." Classic.
The best part of that scene is that Maybourne looks at the General like he half expects him to say yes
@@casey6556 And General Hammond actually LOOKED like he wanted to say yes (couldn't because of code of conduct, which probably was the ONLY thing stopping him)
Hammond: I want to say yes but no permission granted.
🤣🤣🤣🙌
"Sorry, I just got finished with lunch."
"Impudence..."
"No, tuna actually... I tried Impudence once but it was a bit overcooked and dry...gave me some nasty gas."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I have great confidence in you, Carter. Go on back to the SGC and...confuse Hammond.”
"He's a Jaffa."
Col. O'Neill, "No, he just plays one on TV."
I'm Christian Bocher. I'm portraying the character of Raymond Gunne, who portrays the character of Dr. Levant which is based on the character, uh, Daniel Jackson, portrayed by the actor Michael Shanks, originally portrayed by the actor James Spader in the feature film.
My favourite O'Neill moment
O'Neill says: They didn't go for it'
Carter replies" What? Sir? The fate of the whole world could rest on this."
O'Neill: "Oh no they got that, fate of the galaxy, saving mankind, all that crap. They wouldn't go with my name for the ship though.
Carter: "Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."
Jack: "Why not?"
Carter, I can see my HOUSE...
That's why he bought a Telescope!
I dunno, I prefer:
Ba'al: You cannot be serious.
Jack: Yes I can! I just choose not to.
My favourite is:
Baal: "You dare mock me?!"
Jack: "C'mon, Baal. You know me! Of course I dare mock you".
What about " in the middle of my back swing"?
I could watch this over and over again! Richard Dean Anderson has so much charisma and perfect timing!
True- would LOVE to see he & Bruce Campbell work together....
Daniel - when someon asks you, if you're a soviet spy, you say: Nyet!
He could have been such a generic typical military type of protagonist but RDA made O'Neill memorable and awesome!
RDA wouldn't have accepted the role if he didn't have character
I like this video, but the music was a bit loud and we could of done without it.
Yeah. It was a bit annoying. The video is a great compilation though!
It could be to avoid copyright claim ^^
The video is from one of the DVD extras and the music is in it as well.
Yeah I couldn't hear them talking over it.
WHAT??!!
- I was just finishing up a lovely brunch.
- Impudence!
- No, Tuna.
Gotta love both O'Neill and Ba'al.
I am a man of very few words *teleports away* lmfao
_very_ few words.
lol Also when he materialized he finished his sentence, "...and in conclusion"
Uh-huh. Can't get any fewer
I thought we fixed this so that wouldn’t happen
“…Daniel?!”
I did not realize how badly I need to rewatch this series until this moment. Colonel Jack O'Neill, ladies and gentlemen! (that's two 'L's)
Yeah but if you watch it he puts up three finger sometimes to. . Great carector funny to watch him wind them up
*****
He's great in that roll . . Shame it came to a end but I hear the new films good
i have the entire series on DVD... watch 2 episodes every thursday night. (300 channels and still nothing worthwhile on the idiot box these days.)
3:09 "But we also saved your little grey butts from the replicators"... XD
Stargate SG1. Funnier than most sitcoms!!!
its funnier then most things in 2019
@@jeremybk54 for real.
You really can't help but love the sass. One of my favs is when he's telling Daniel that (Sam, I think) tried to seduce him. And Daniel just looks at him. "Oh. You poor man." 😂
All years n years it was on Soo many faves all great actors n looked like was haven fun 😊 Best program need s to be back on so much Garbage today fowl stuff clean good Syfy ! miss that show . Hope theirs marathon soon DVR it !!
@@carolinedimattia6917 I know it's been on Netflix and sometimes there are marathons. I haven't watched the other versions of stargate tho.
Alt Daniel response: mixed feelings?
"Nyet." I love it when Daniel Jackson says this to the air force officer, ha ha!
Teal'cs facial expressions just make things funnier.
He doesn't have many.
But he works them.
gotta have the straight man for O'neill. the best comedy duos have the straight man.
You missed one. Always make sure that they spell you name right, "That's O'Neill, two Ls"
As he holds up three fingers.....
Jason McCabe 'theres another O'Neil but he's not funny
I wondered where I picked that up from, my last name has 2 T's in it at the end as well and I say 'last name' with 2 t's lol
he was showing the "good" senator kinsey the middle finger if u watch closely.
Loved that running gag!! Supposedly it's because in the movie (Kurt Russell), the character only has one "L". Colonel Jonathan "Jack" Oneil......
"Since when has plan "A" ever worked?" ~Jack
Worked on Cimmeria. It just took them time to realize it. Things also went pretty much as planned with the cult compound.
"Carter, I haven't had coffee yet." hahahaha love that line
"I am Baal" . . . "As in Bocce?" LMAO I cant tell you how much I loved that you put that line in there lol one of my all time favorites! This video made my day!! So funny!!
Please, no Ba'al jokes. they've all been done to death.
Team comes home through the gate...
"We made two strikes and got three Ba'als"
"You worked a lot on that one, didn't you."
"Yes sir. All the way back."
"So that would be, what, half a second?"
"Im a man of very few words"
_beams away_
0:27 Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
TheStRyder91 Good one! :D
***** You see a lot of familiar faces in the sci-fi circles, which makes for hilarious cameos and the like.
Neil P Frell yes
+Mr. Wilson I have had so much fun pointing out every cylon that turns up, and Helo
Its why science fiction is the best fiction.
I haven't laughed out loud this much in a long time mate, so THANKS, I mean that genuinely.
Daniel responding in Russian to being asked if he's a Soviet spy never gets old, either.
"One man's ceiling is another man's floor"
Rule 3A: A Paul Simon quote brings the element of surprise.
"this door should not be closed"
"dang"
LOL love it
Oh man, Jack is just the best. RDA all day.
I like rule number 4! It's hilarity knows no bounds when miss them off correctly (Jack excels in this rule, and is probably his favorite!)
*piss them off* stupid spell check...
OMG. I love the music choice. The Elephant Walk with Stargate, Epic!
3:38 "as a matter of fact it does say colonel on my uniform"
When people ask me why I slay
"Hey it's what I do"
Best TV series ever.
"Daniel?"
I loved Daniel and Jack’s timing and humor. It was superb. The second best was Jack and Mayburn. Those 2 could have had a Stargate: Odd Couple spinoff and crushed it.
Very humorous. THanks for sharing, love me some Jack O'Neill!
I definitely LOVE SG-1. I think I am on my fourth viewing of the show. It never, ever gets old with the humor, and O'Neill's dry wit.
James T Kirk eh....and I am Scotty....beam me up! Richard Dean Anderson is brilliant as JackO'Neill. Very dry humour.
Which I find amusing in and of itself, as I don't normally understand or find dry humor funny. But with Jack...it's just so easy to see where he's coming from...especially when Sam confuses the hell out of him, because she often does the same to me. xD Lol. And that's coming from a space nerd.
Was that supposed to be a certain cigarette smoking man?
Actually that reference never made sense. People forget just how old Star Trek TOS is.- the guards in 1969 would have known exactly who James T Kirk was, since the TOS show began airing in 1966 and had been cancelled by 1969.
@@insertclevernamehere2506 And Deep Space Nine was on air at the time SGC was active. He should have said "I'm Captain Benjamin Sisko."
Impudence... no tuna. xD!
I have a better idea, why don't we sit back, and watch you get your ass kicked
lol, Pretty smart from a tool from the shitty kitty
Christopher Reilly
What?
KittyHawkSG63 Productions sorry guy, I had a retired Master Chief friend who called everyone a tool who was on the U.S.S Kitty Hawk(Shitty Kitty). The reason for this was that the boat was so old when he was on it EVERYONE did what they could to fix what ever was broken for fear of sinking.
Christopher Reilly
Ah I see
Cool vid but the background music drowned out a lot of the dialog.
why is it youtubers have no sense of balance? The music was perfect fit to the theme of the vid but should have been 75% to 50% of that volume.
to lazy to try something out, listen to it themself and then edit it if it isn't good enough.
+ They already know what will be said and if you expect to hear something it is easier to understand those creating the illusion that others will have the same result.
john carlaw
I'm an older person who did not grow up with computers and there were no computer classes in school. I don't know how to do all that fancy stuff.
I'm hard of hearing, so it's hard enough for me to hear without background music, let alone "too loud" background music.
Congrats on your working ears.
Guys it' the mix from the DVD so not really the UA-camrs' fault
"hey you,with the skirt" love the confused look afterwards
First rule of gate travel : You do not speak about gate travel.
Second rule of gate travel : You DO NOT speak about gate travel.
Pelerin4129 third rule: YOU DO NOT SPEAK OF GATE TRAVEL! Fourth rule: one does not simply speak of Gate Travel. Fifth rule: we do not speak of the third Gate.
After all this year this compilation manage to convince me to watch whole saga again... for the third time xD
Yes, I don't think it is too late to bring SGA back. And seeing the darkside of the Asgard is definitely an interesting concept that will play with peoples emotion. That alone would generate a ton of views. Don't let it just slowly fade away like Firefly did.
It's been a few years, but it's never gets old. Still funny...
Thanks Rick...
"You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the _neighbors,_ did you?"
"Not initially."
Heheheheheh. 😈
What Episode is it?
I come back and watch this every few months for a good laugh.
"As in Bochi" ROFL!!!!!! Excellent compilation thank you so much:D Just wish they didn't cancel the franchise:(
"Captain James T. Kirk, of the starship Enterprise." That line was priceless, LOL
This is why SG1 and SGA was so good, just funny so many times. SGU blew chucks and was full of crappy soap opera drama. Hated the show, turned it off 3 episodes in and didn't watch the rest till it was on Netflix back in the day and just barely made it through.
+1 By the way, do you know any other sci-fi shows with comedic relief? i miss the o'neil
Peter Caffrey Farscape for sure, excellent show. Also to a lesser extent Andromeda, although it's cheaper and way more cheesy.
And Hercules and Xena were very tongue in cheek too, even though they aren't sci fi. That should keep you busy for a while. :D
IronRooRoo Ironically, as stupid as Hercules and Xena were throughout almost their entire run, the last season of both shows are some of the best fantasy television I've ever seen. They apparently decided to dispense with almost all of the slapstick corniness and actually write something good.
Andromeda had some very high points. Concepts like the Magog and Nietzschians were brilliant. At it's best, it was up there with any cult classic Sci-Fi. But it constantly suffered from a lack of direction, and they brought in a lot of writers who didn't understand the source material, and butchered a lot of the plot. You have to suffer through five sup-par episodes on average to get one really good episode.
Farscape is hit or miss as well, as cool as the concept is. You either like it, or you don't. I didn't, particularly. But that's mainly because of Ben Browder. The guy is obnoxious, and his acting leaves something to be desired. Just my opinion, though.
Peter Caffrey Star Trek: Nemesis, woops, I didnt mean to say that. *cough*
Amen to that, SGU was a borderline new BSG ripoff!
I just watched this video and I was laughing my head off!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
As much as i enjoy Kurt Rusell in movies, im so happy they didn go with him.
It wouldn be the same without Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O Neil. he is so fucking amazing his humor and his timing the way he talks haha.
"Little grey butts." "Yeah." *Indulgent smile* Carter XD
Star Trek started in 1966 so the James T Kirk reference would have been timely in '69.
"Tomorrow is yesterday"
Q. "And you are?"
A. "Captain James T. Kirk."
I mean come on, is that great or is that NOT great!!!!!! Love it!
lmao. Now I need to buy the 10 years worth of episodes on dvd.
+Francine Price get amazon prime...the entire 10 seasons are free.
@@ballsthatclank Amazon Prime isn't free! 🤑
Jack O’Neal, the only man too keep the stargate program interesting
Jack: Thor buddy.
"Carter, I haven't had coffee yet."
thank you for this video. i just ended my day with a wonderful tear jerking laugh and those are hard to come by. Thank you
No matter how many times I watch this it's still funny! :D
you and me both.
The show the casting the writing. Perfect
for crying out loud!
Lol, great video mix! Thanks so much for your efforts! Ha ha lol, also for bringing a smile to my depressed face! I am speaking metaphorically of course and compliment you very much!
This video played the music too loud.
O'Neill never gets old. :D
@immortaljanus: Actually, O'Neill did get old, really old, in one episode! 🥴
I salute you general jack Oneil'l.Bring back stargate sg-1!
+Agent Hunk Why? Haven't you seen the last 2 seasons? It was utter rubbish. And had a very weak season 8 and 7.
+Gustav Adolf Yeah, I didn't really like season 10 and 9.
edit 11/09/2021. Take back what I said. I do like season 9/10.
I have seen every stargate episode they made.and i liked them all.
The last few seasons were less awesome because O'Neill wasn't in them. Aside from a few cameos. Ben Browder (Col. Mitchell) is a decent actor, but he's got nothing on Richard Dean Anderson. SG-1 lost a lotta magic when they lost O'Neill.
Hilarious. And it was made even more so by the music and the fact that the only other time I have heard that music was as the ducks were waddling away in Aristocats.
This is brilliant! The editing is awesome :). (the music was a little loud sometimes, though... but you could still understand what he was saying),
Jack O'Neil is awesome&hilarious.
O’Neill, TWO Ls
One of the best compilations I've seen. Great editing here!
the music is a tad too loud, but it's funny... love jack o'neall, he's the man!!! too bad i never saw season 1 to 5... i don't understand why they don't broadcast them her in Italy on AXN SciFi?? gotta buy the dvds, totally worth it!
I giggled all the way through. Good work :)
0:28 "please state the nature of your medical emergency."
Radicaldanny "please state the nature of your medical emergency."
Best comment ever
I Just realised! omg lmao!!!!!!!!!
Love it! "Hey! You! In the skirt!"
At the end there, the Luke Skywallker was left out after he said James T. Kirk. Pity.
this was pretty funny stuff keep up the good work
It might have been interesting if that added music didn't make it almost impossible to understand what was being said.
Idk why but I ALWAYS LOLLED at the specific part-> 1:39-1:42 Gotta to love Jack!
3:55 Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise
I guess the interrogator never watched it lol
Star Trek: Air date: September 8, 1966
The Original Series - First Episode (The Man Trap)
+Oz Ants Star Trek was pretty unknown and unsuccesful in it's original run.
Actually his name is Luke Skywalker
Somehow I never realized before that O'Neill and Ba'al had that recurring (well it reoccurred once anyway) gag about impudence.
MacGyver! I didn't know RDA did StarGate, I didn't know this show existed
Carter uses "MacGuyver" as a verb in the first episode. Enjoy :)
Neither did I until I saw the 3rd season on my parents TV! Now I'm hooked on the entire series. Thank you SG-1 for ten great years! Peace Out!
StrawberryAqua
it took us years to magyver a DHD xD
Phyankord what is sky net CQ CQ ship to shore calls free just before magic jack. On PC lol PC PC open mic terminators test net
j lin im sorry please speak in complete sentences i cant understand wtf ur talking about
Cromwell's "Don't even pretend you understood that." to O'Neill has got to be one of the best lines of the series! 😅
Jack made the show!
And when he left, it all went to pot! :\
David Ritko Jack made the show and Creighton ruined it with his corny lines.
Favorite character in the entire SG universe! That's why I stopped watching SG-1 after season 8...guest appearances aren't enough. Need to be in every episode making some wisecrack.
Liana Kriebel When Jack made a wisecrack, it was really funny, When Creighton made what he thought was a wisecrack, we all said WTF?
Plus, Jack had such good chemistry with the rest of the team. Jack respected each of his team members, and he could also tease each of them unique to the situation or the person.
I have always found fascinating, the dichotomy of Jack O'Neill and Angus MacGyver!
NOW JUST HOLD ON A MINTUE BEFORE YOU GO DOOMING EVERYONE AWAY.....
This is actually one of my favorite videos on YT. Love it, great work! :D
Haha! Yea, Jack is very random :P Thanks so much for commenting! I'm happy you liked it!
*hugs*
-Rinette:D
I watched this... and now have this powerful compulsion to watch my favorite Stargate episodes... again!
62 people who spell it with only one "L".
Just after 2.00 "I was just finishing up a lovely brunch. Impudence. No tuna", lols :D
The music is way, WAY too loud. The dialogue is almost completely over-powered in a few places. Not good.
That said, this is a great compilation. Kudos.
daniel saying nyet must be one of my favorite moments of the show :D
Future projects note: Music is too loud, can barely hear the dialogue. Otherwise, nice compilation.
I have watched it many times and it still rocks!
Daniel had a brain fart: niet?
OMG! that was fantastic. I loved the scenes and the music. It was hilarious.
Thank you so much! I'm happy you liked it! Yea, it was such a shame when Jack didn't lead the team anymore...not that I didn't like Cam. It just wasn't the same :(
-Rinette:D
Nice
Dude i love Jack O'Neill !!!!!!!!!!!!11 he always makes me laugh!! i actually use to have a crush on him *rolles eye's* some of the people i liked back then
music is *very* annoying! Great scenes though :)
Gotta love Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Love RDA
Love, love, love Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill