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  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell765 8 років тому +21350

    Suggestion: if it ever looks like Puerto Rico's going to become a state, buy stock in flag companies. There'd likely be a massive surge in flag sales as people try to update their flags.

    • @imaxstingray
      @imaxstingray 8 років тому +448

      yep

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 8 років тому +1330

      Federal law prohibits Puerto Rico from becoming a State. That is because that law basically declares Puerto Rico a Common Wealth. So Puerto Rico is basically to America, like Canada is to England.

    • @imaxstingray
      @imaxstingray 8 років тому +658

      The Americans Gameing that's a shame i think it would be cool to have a new state in my lifetime

    • @oro7114
      @oro7114 8 років тому +689

      What Canada is to *The U.K.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 8 років тому +62

      A Commonwealth

  • @ethanburack8840
    @ethanburack8840 4 роки тому +8108

    “The US ran out of destiny to manifest, so they’re looking for more destiny.”

    • @MoldySalami
      @MoldySalami 4 роки тому +179

      I knew someone was gonna do this reference

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 роки тому +236

      *hawaii, cuba*

    • @davidtejuosho587
      @davidtejuosho587 4 роки тому +70

      Democracy to you.

    • @Maxims1
      @Maxims1 4 роки тому +177

      @@potatogod975 but wait Spain controls Cuba

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 роки тому +207

      @@Maxims1 well blame something on them and go to war

  • @jgolfer0514
    @jgolfer0514 3 роки тому +4513

    Puerto Rico is pretty much Anakin “you are accepted into the council but are not granted the rank of state”

    • @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28
      @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 3 роки тому +33

      America is not an empire smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @chels5001
      @chels5001 3 роки тому +298

      @@georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 it kinda is

    • @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28
      @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 3 роки тому +44

      @@chels5001 America is not an empire it’s a democratic confederation of states and territories founded on democratic values and since when did America declared themselves as an empire it’s not an elective monarchy, autocratic, or dictatorship. And you can’t be a democracy and an empire at the same time it makes no sense.

    • @anuvisraa5786
      @anuvisraa5786 3 роки тому +255

      @@georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 That is your mistake America is not a democracy is a representative republic, and you can be a republic and an empire like France was.

    • @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28
      @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 3 роки тому +18

      @@anuvisraa5786 well France had a self pro claimed emperor and was a colonial empire while America wasn’t. You can’t compare the French empire to the United States it doesn’t make sense...

  • @vardz3120
    @vardz3120 4 роки тому +6611

    "The United States are shockingly a bunch of states that are united"
    Shocking indeed

  • @sackixfilms8950
    @sackixfilms8950 5 років тому +16655

    “The American Indian reservations are probably a story for another time”
    Me five years later:

    • @micahwissman7
      @micahwissman7 5 років тому +231

      SackixFilms He’s starting a series on it here soon

    • @shepherd8171
      @shepherd8171 5 років тому +362

      French narrator: five years later

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 4 роки тому +23

      SackixFilms each native nation can be treated as individual and can be treated as their own country with sovereignty

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 4 роки тому +17

      GermanGamer7 we still have to follow state laws and a few federal laws

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 4 роки тому +14

      GermanGamer7 in current days, tribes are fighting for the right to grow and distribute Hemp on reservation land

  • @jimi5014
    @jimi5014 5 років тому +4503

    as a citizen from Guam, i’d like to humbly add that we were “discovered” by the spanish, then taken by the US, then taken by the japanese, then taken back by the US. si yu’os ma’ase

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 3 роки тому +124

      That sounds confusing

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 3 роки тому +39

      @@MustacheDLuffy yeah i'm confused

    • @nehankaranch2149
      @nehankaranch2149 3 роки тому +15

      just because you're fromg guam it doesnt mean you know the history of guam

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 3 роки тому +73

      Do you enjoy being under the US’s government and US’s military protection? Because a lot of people in Puerto Rico wanna stay a territory and not a state because they don’t wanna be included in the government.

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 3 роки тому +4

      @@WuzzyYT It's okay, we don't want Puerto Rico as a state

  • @FestusOmega
    @FestusOmega 7 років тому +4482

    "Mine, I declare."
    Our finest and oldest tradition.

    • @ranierserratore8471
      @ranierserratore8471 6 років тому +139

      Festus Omega ah, the British empire

    • @nickfinch8182
      @nickfinch8182 6 років тому +210

      Well we did learn from the best

    • @luffycat3506
      @luffycat3506 6 років тому +64

      yea... but you have to back that up with a big stick. Many can declare whatever the fuck they want, but if they can't take action then your declaration is kaput!

    • @markofexcellence5209
      @markofexcellence5209 6 років тому +13

      Nothing wrong with that. 😊

    • @hotep2510
      @hotep2510 6 років тому +30

      Indeed good sir, truly American.

  • @companymen42
    @companymen42 3 роки тому +11186

    America be like “Congratulations! You are now a part of America, please do no resist.”

  • @bonboll5012
    @bonboll5012 5 років тому +6894

    Everyone: "You cant simply have these islands by saying u own them"
    US: *pulls out Guano Island Act* "I didnt say it, i declared it"

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 5 років тому +155

      I think the bird poop and bat poop at the time was highly valuable for fertilizer. By the 1913's with the Haber process to make ammonia which the key ingredient in making fertilizers.
      N2 + 3H2 made 2NH3
      That discovery along with other methods using the same concept made poop worth poop.
      And to an extent same with those islands.

    • @fortepiano4491
      @fortepiano4491 5 років тому +93

      "I DECLARE GUANO ISLAND ACT!"

    • @thaddeuskyle572
      @thaddeuskyle572 5 років тому +64

      Britain: I raised that boy.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 5 років тому +29

      @Linnea the Prayer - You've got issues.

    • @killimon1635
      @killimon1635 5 років тому +16

      Pulls out 6 billion dollars a year defense budget and the best military technology in the world “I declared it now try and stop me”

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 6 років тому +5477

    I was shocked when I found out that the United States is a bunch of states ... united

    • @jaredlangley6924
      @jaredlangley6924 6 років тому +186

      Yeah but for some reason people think we named ourself after the continent. Last I check there weren't any other states united in america.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 років тому +60

      @@jaredlangley6924
      Mexican States of America.

    • @SkiDaBird
      @SkiDaBird 6 років тому +122

      @@jaredlangley6924 Mexico is literally the United Mexican States, or Estados Unidos Mexicanos. Last time I checked it was also in America.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 років тому +3

      @Glaydson Coelho lol

    • @N-HTTi
      @N-HTTi 6 років тому +1

      Glaydson Coelho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 6 років тому +1901

    Interesting side note: people who live in territories that don't get a vote in federal elections don't pay federal personal income tax (no taxation without representation). This is one of the many factors that people in Puerto Rico consider each time that a referendum for statehood comes up. Food for thought: would you voluntarily surrender your right to vote in federal elections if it meant that you wouldn't have to pay Federal personal income tax anymore?

    • @maninredhelm
      @maninredhelm 6 років тому +558

      So many people would dump their right to vote in Presidential elections that the nation would go bankrupt from lack of tax revenue.

    • @Gonzalo_105
      @Gonzalo_105 6 років тому +165

      Yes. Voting is a waste of time. Usa has ben sold and bought long time ago.

    • @priscidr
      @priscidr 6 років тому +208

      Puerto Ricans don’t pay Federal Income Tax, but we do pay Social Security and Medicaid.

    • @CaseNumber00
      @CaseNumber00 6 років тому +74

      Considering PR got shafted by the president after the hurricanes and all that saved money led to a speedy recovery, looks like things turned out well.

    • @TheRubyGamersTRG
      @TheRubyGamersTRG 6 років тому +65

      raven lord A lot of people would probably give up voting. The voting system is so stupid and a lot of people don’t like it anyway

  • @simonkr844
    @simonkr844 3 роки тому +378

    “Denmark sold her” that line feels so weird to hear with the style of animation you’re doing

  • @deet0109mapping
    @deet0109mapping 8 років тому +7429

    When you showed an EU map with the UK all "I'm outie!," that was the ULTIMATE forshadowing.

    • @anonymousdude8747
      @anonymousdude8747 8 років тому +61

      Ain't that so.

    • @UglyAssMofo
      @UglyAssMofo 8 років тому +7

      Scots

    • @red_isopat
      @red_isopat 8 років тому +36

      +Darkrai Titanollante grey is secretly a robot

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 8 років тому +351

      It's almost like there have been people in the UK wanting to leave the EU for a while. Say, like a party supporting those principles has existed for a quarter of a century.
      But yeah, hilarious in hindsight.

    • @ifacro
      @ifacro 8 років тому +165

      Yeah it's not like the Brexit campaign has been going on for YEARS

  • @kawsakiTV
    @kawsakiTV 5 років тому +2956

    I didn’t know Congress was made up of blonde cheerleaders...
    This explains everything

    • @TickleMyResearch
      @TickleMyResearch 5 років тому +149

      It would be a lot better if it were

    • @lunaticcultist9741
      @lunaticcultist9741 5 років тому +82

      @@TickleMyResearch No, cause then they would all get angry every month.

    • @denopeno7951
      @denopeno7951 5 років тому +176

      @@lunaticcultist9741 Would still be more productive

    • @lunaticcultist9741
      @lunaticcultist9741 5 років тому +16

      @@denopeno7951 mmmmmhhh... no, not really

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +6

      @@lunaticcultist9741 HAH!

  • @skeetersorenson4909
    @skeetersorenson4909 9 років тому +1215

    0:00 - 0:03
    Mind Blown

    • @ikasu00
      @ikasu00 9 років тому +159

      Did you know?:
      This is a comment.

    • @lkiswriting
      @lkiswriting 9 років тому +65

      Craftimothy123 NO WAY

    • @ikasu00
      @ikasu00 9 років тому +6

      ***** It blew my mind too when I looked it up.

    • @GlitchyShadow13
      @GlitchyShadow13 9 років тому +6

      I couldn't believe it either.

    • @JeremyGaming9
      @JeremyGaming9 9 років тому +1

      Craftimothy123 Preposterous

  • @eurasiaacaci.-110
    @eurasiaacaci.-110 3 роки тому +838

    Also the Philippines once a part of the U.S though “peaceful” conquest

    • @abdiweliyusuf3929
      @abdiweliyusuf3929 3 роки тому +67

      totally nothing happened

    • @grilledcheese2285
      @grilledcheese2285 3 роки тому +68

      Yes we Filipinos totally accepted it

    • @Human-gu2cx
      @Human-gu2cx 3 роки тому +104

      I mean it was probably better than being under the collapsing Spanish empire.

    • @epicmatter3512
      @epicmatter3512 3 роки тому +45

      We actually never fought the Philippines. We fought the Spanish to give Cuba independence, and than took Puerto Rico and the Philippines, and this was great for the Philippines as we brought investment to the island. We gave them independence after world war 2 despite them not wanting independence and just kept Puerto Rico

    • @eurasiaacaci.-110
      @eurasiaacaci.-110 3 роки тому +134

      @@epicmatter3512 Philippine American war

  • @whitemagicalhat2844
    @whitemagicalhat2844 5 років тому +7606

    USA: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire!"
    Britain: "YOUR new Empire?"

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 4 роки тому +924

      You were supposed to destroy global dominating empires, not join them!

    • @sticks4632
      @sticks4632 4 роки тому +547

      @@jakes1566 France: you where like a brother america! I love you.

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 роки тому +327

      US: I hate you! For literally no reason!

    • @l.c.7445
      @l.c.7445 4 роки тому +99

      @@jakes1566 oh shit, this is so true

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 4 роки тому +87

      *Order 66 commences*

  • @skysthelimitvideos
    @skysthelimitvideos 8 років тому +3007

    Can we please get a video explaining Native American Reservations and their relationship with the rest of the USA?

    • @CollinBuckman
      @CollinBuckman 8 років тому +67

      I'd like that vid about how the US gov't actually works.

    • @skysthelimitvideos
      @skysthelimitvideos 8 років тому +18

      +Collin “Misfire” Buckman That would be nice I also want the video on how the EU actually works.

    • @AquilaGuard
      @AquilaGuard 8 років тому +90

      "how the US gov't works" is an oxymoron. :P

    • @WhiteCamry
      @WhiteCamry 7 років тому +55

      "[H]ow the EU actually works" puts the moron in "oxymoron."

    • @theinternetpolice4365
      @theinternetpolice4365 7 років тому +21

      skysthe limitvideos
      At the moment, the reservations are pretty chill. One of them is trying to become internationally recognized as a country, and said country would be the size of seria. Right in the middle of the US, too.

  • @tyorca5854
    @tyorca5854 8 років тому +386

    Whenever he says "A story for another time" he essentially means "I'll
    never come back to this ever again"

    • @jerekrockw1057
      @jerekrockw1057 5 років тому

      Given your profile pic I'm assuming you're British or at least in the UK. That having been said can you really say anything against America that your country hasn't done in one form or another and don't bother bringing up the atom bomb. Hell some of the R&D data that helped build it came from your country, not to mention the situational circumstances of the time dictated no other less costly method of ending that debacle.

    • @shtuffs
      @shtuffs 5 років тому +45

      @@jerekrockw1057
      Stop overreacting jesus christ the person didn't comment anything related to what you just said so calm down

    • @hithere7626
      @hithere7626 5 років тому +31

      @@jerekrockw1057 What the hell? How is that related in any way to what the original poster commented?
      Oh, I get it. You're one the people who baits other people into arguments. Nice try.

    • @xenan7889
      @xenan7889 5 років тому +9

      @@jerekrockw1057 quick question did you even read the comment before repling?

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 5 років тому +3

      @@jerekrockw1057 Given your profile pic I'm assuming your Presperterian mixed between something else and maybe not.
      That having been said, can you really say anything against Bananas!
      You can't say what I have done with bananas you haven't done either. Including eating or otherwise alternative activities.
      Hell, most people shove bananas up their butts.
      I swear I'm not the only one!
      And I do recall, banana play is something that originated with you anyway.
      Don't judge me!

  • @susanlowy3947
    @susanlowy3947 3 роки тому +116

    5:32 Not sure if pointed out already, but Micronesia is on the Marshall Islands and Vice Versa.

    • @nandersonnanderson
      @nandersonnanderson 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah I was wondering if someone pointed that out. Also he spelled “Marshall” as “Marshal”

  • @f.i.r.e.5119
    @f.i.r.e.5119 5 років тому +623

    3:46
    Really, America?! Why would you bother with this place?
    That sad coconut wanted a _friend_ not a ruler.

    • @mikek6298
      @mikek6298 5 років тому +33

      Rights to the ocean around them is why for those curious. (Disclaimer: From memory, I'm not an expert) The way water borders are determined means that little bird poop islands result in big swaths of ocean for the USA to use however she wants. Usually what she wants is drilling rights or the ability to tax/avoid others' tax involving cargo ships. Occasionally it could also be for military testing, or something similar.

    • @tiedeman39
      @tiedeman39 5 років тому +15

      @@mikek6298 Not really, the Guano Island Act was literally just for the guano deposits, not because of the waterways

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 5 років тому +18

      Guano was a hugely important resource used in making fertilizer and explosives. It was a major strategic resource until other techniques of nitrogen fixation were developed (haber process).

    • @Tiger74147
      @Tiger74147 5 років тому +21

      Wrong on both counts. What that coconut needed was FREEDOM.

    • @colebobbajesus6093
      @colebobbajesus6093 5 років тому +2

      We’ll give it a M16, and a HMV, it’ll have friends!

  • @residentgamer7461
    @residentgamer7461 5 років тому +4330

    Texas: We’re huge
    Alaska: hold my beer

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 5 років тому +253

      Hold my *bear*

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 5 років тому +213

      @@joshuamatthews8326 It's still bigger than Texas.

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 5 років тому +90

      @Michael Scott What does my heart have to do with this?
      I was being literal.

    • @MajinMist603
      @MajinMist603 5 років тому +79

      @Michael Scott wth, he is talking about the size not its more habitable...……………………………………..

    • @firebadnofire9768
      @firebadnofire9768 5 років тому +7

      Just some guy Well technically Alaska is smaller than Texas because Texas has more of a population then Alaska

  • @grahamw2455
    @grahamw2455 4 роки тому +398

    3:47 petition to make this coconut mayor of Kingman reef

    • @notiivory
      @notiivory 4 роки тому +4

      I like your youthbe icon

    • @notanabbaqueenornirvanafan
      @notanabbaqueenornirvanafan 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂 lonely coconut

    • @fishmaster665
      @fishmaster665 3 роки тому +3

      He's got my vote also I'm from chile mr chilemaping I had no idea there where other intellectuals in my country

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute 3 роки тому

      Oh oh oh like that tree that owns itself, or the dog. America is great, don't change guys.

    • @anmoldhingra4585
      @anmoldhingra4585 3 роки тому

      Haha ya

  • @clearviewmoai
    @clearviewmoai Рік тому +41

    American Samoa doesn't want statehood nor to be an organised territory, neither do they want citizenship. Because of their unique status they can maintain traditional practices and government without much interference while still having the benefit of US funding. They’ve made their opinion on it clear a few times over the years.

    • @xyeB
      @xyeB Рік тому +4

      Yea

  • @Omlet221
    @Omlet221 6 років тому +489

    "The United States is shockingly a bunch of states that are united," says a wise man. Brilliant, just brilliant!

    • @enel8219
      @enel8219 2 роки тому +2

      Wow

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 2 роки тому

      United is an overstatement, it’s more like “Mildy tolerate”

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 Рік тому +5

      I mean, it's more accurate than calling the USA democratic. Millions are legally unable to vote, tens of millions are effectively unable to vote... there's a reason they are looked down upon by democratic nations, like Australia, Germany and Canada.

  • @marcusturner27
    @marcusturner27 4 роки тому +281

    If CGP Grey made videos for all the topics that are "a story for another time" we'd have content for centuries

  • @marlonvanberkum1640
    @marlonvanberkum1640 5 років тому +496

    0:21 did you just casually predict brexit?

    • @merylschultz9234
      @merylschultz9234 5 років тому +9

      Yes

    • @sdprz7893
      @sdprz7893 4 роки тому +47

      Tensions between the EU and Britain have been rising for over a decade now but yeah he predicted it

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 4 роки тому +15

      Ironically, the UK's ability to leave is the biggest evidence that the EU is neither a federation nor a superstate, but rather, a group of independent and sovereign nation-states committed to an interdependent and legally binding union of these countries.
      By leaving, the UK is effectively divorcing what is essentially a 28-spouses marriage of nations, now 27.

    • @fakejoar641
      @fakejoar641 4 роки тому +19

      @@lucofparis4819 Congratulations, You have now learned of the EU. Also, what partof this is in any way ironic?

    • @Alaois
      @Alaois 4 роки тому +4

      Brexit talk has been a thing ever since the financial crisis.

  • @latingold23
    @latingold23 5 років тому +1464

    Let me tell you about myself...

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 5 років тому +50

      Nazi germany based its expansion on manifest destiny

    • @0-0hertz93
      @0-0hertz93 5 років тому +29

      A Vallejo It’s not like we fought them or anything

    • @aliasmalte7463
      @aliasmalte7463 5 років тому +19

      @@0-0hertz93 The Soviets did that, too.

    • @0-0hertz93
      @0-0hertz93 5 років тому +3

      Alias Malte Yes

    • @0-0hertz93
      @0-0hertz93 5 років тому +25

      Why do you have to bring up the Soviets when the conversation wasn’t even talking about them

  • @alpang6161
    @alpang6161 10 років тому +369

    i demand a vote for that lonesome coconut

  • @neskey
    @neskey 5 років тому +391

    4:16 well excuse me while i plan a trip to Palmyra Atoll with my pregnant wife for no reason at all.

  • @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs
    @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 4 роки тому +1636

    America be like: TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION IS THEFT
    Also America:

    • @purplebrick131
      @purplebrick131 3 роки тому +43

      This this this

    • @firstname105
      @firstname105 3 роки тому +215

      the territories don't pay any taxes to the federal government

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 3 роки тому +22

      Well it’s because they aren’t states yet the idea is that they should become states to have representation but being somewhat self governing is what they prefer. Choice is theirs

    • @robbiestrong-morse730
      @robbiestrong-morse730 3 роки тому +117

      @@MustacheDLuffy Puerto Rico and d.c have both voted with the majority wanting to become a state.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 роки тому +31

      Taxation -without representation- is theft

  • @VideoBloggerify
    @VideoBloggerify 5 років тому +434

    Are you telling me that I can have a kid in Palmyra Atoll and it will be an american citizen?
    _That's so much easier than applying for a visa_

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel 4 роки тому +9

      But will you be counted as illegal immigrant if you go there?

    • @aaronkitzmann9419
      @aaronkitzmann9419 4 роки тому +45

      Frozen Bus Channel 魔雪巴士頻道
      Yes, but absolutely no one in our government would care. So long as your not living in the continental states, our government will do absolutely nothing to stop you from living there.

    • @knightsoliareofastora8133
      @knightsoliareofastora8133 4 роки тому +2

      @@FrozenBusChannel if you didn't go there on purpose no one care

    •  4 роки тому +5

      Not quite as easy as having your baby in any other part of the US though is it?

    • @gug4023
      @gug4023 4 роки тому

      your pfp fits this comment so well

  • @gamechep
    @gamechep 8 років тому +1907

    Did he just predict the future at 00:20 ? 😃

    • @musicaltheatergeek79
      @musicaltheatergeek79 8 років тому +91

      I think that was a reference to the Scottish independence referendum, which was a big issue in the UK in 2014. In the end, Scotland voted not to break away.The thought bubble should've been higher.

    • @KobalosFC
      @KobalosFC 8 років тому +108

      Nah the EU was highlighted, he was definitely talking about the UK and it's constant "Will we-won't we" relationship.
      Turns out we will :)

    • @gamechep
      @gamechep 8 років тому

      +TheDukeBox Will it be a called a continent then? Damn, this confusion! 😂

    • @deet0109mapping
      @deet0109mapping 8 років тому

      1 EU vid outta date.

    • @julesdebrabander4162
      @julesdebrabander4162 8 років тому +18

      Nope, GB is still part of Europe, just not of the European Union... Foolish move, in my opinion

  • @staycalmbehappy81
    @staycalmbehappy81 5 років тому +562

    That EU Brexit joke is rolling in its grave lol

    • @dwayne1625
      @dwayne1625 5 років тому +2

      Timestamp ?

    • @garrettnino5137
      @garrettnino5137 4 роки тому +3

      not of last friday it isnt.

    • @hansgruber788
      @hansgruber788 4 роки тому +24

      Joe Smith 0:20 the video predicted brexit 2 years before it happened lol

    • @kykk3365
      @kykk3365 4 роки тому +6

      @@hansgruber788 Predicted the inevitable. Wasn't exactly out of the blue.

    • @xx_shadow_megagaming_xx6935
      @xx_shadow_megagaming_xx6935 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@kykk3365 It was something that was talked about, but was hardly inevitable.

  • @bryanturnbow8189
    @bryanturnbow8189 3 роки тому +91

    I just love how states are always represented by lady stick figures.

  • @wowwhoajeez9195
    @wowwhoajeez9195 8 років тому +310

    NEW DRINKING GAME:
    Go through all of grey's videos and take a shot every time he says "That's a story for another time" or includes a link to a video he hasn't made yet.

    • @BackTheNerd
      @BackTheNerd 6 років тому +15

      You would die by the time Death to Pennies would play.

    • @mark1952able
      @mark1952able 6 років тому

      Welcome to the Machine!

  • @lisetteflores9613
    @lisetteflores9613 8 років тому +559

    I'm kinda angry my teachers never taught me this. They just sort of slapped their hand across a US map, said "AMERICA" and left.

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 8 років тому +51

      Same. I only learned of the Territories until I searched it up myself much later...

    • @general2109
      @general2109 8 років тому +53

      Phuc Huu Bich really unfortunate considering the serious problems facing Puerto Rico resulting from their fucked up political status (and some old fashioned government mismanagement)

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 8 років тому +36

      Tyler Adam The whole shit needs to be updated and revised. If only though.

    • @shiningvictory7060
      @shiningvictory7060 7 років тому

      To be honest... Would the class would of been any more interested? Most of the time teachers don't have intensives to go off course since most kids only care about passing.

    • @mirdonyealmightee8921
      @mirdonyealmightee8921 7 років тому +17

      I can just picture this in class 😂😂 “this is America” *walk out slams door* 🙌🏻😂

  • @AlltimeNumbers
    @AlltimeNumbers 10 років тому +140

    Very interesting. As a Brit, this was enlightening. Thanks CGP Grey!

  • @matthewhubka6350
    @matthewhubka6350 3 роки тому +77

    Denmark sold her was such an iconic line, I won a scholarbowl match because I remembered it

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 2 роки тому

      A major sale condition was a promise to not claim Greenland. Next there was a court battle to keep Greenland from Canada and a few other countries. So now Greenland is an expensive reservation with statehood.

  • @breechare
    @breechare 8 років тому +309

    I am kinda curious about how the native american reservations work politically.

    • @happysamoan97
      @happysamoan97 8 років тому +11

      Hopefully he will make a video about it

    • @Sprinkle_the_7th
      @Sprinkle_the_7th 8 років тому +35

      Forrest Gatewood in a short version reservations are outside of the jurisdiction of the state, ie. state laws and taxes don't apply and people who live in reservations can't vote. The federal government is a bit more complicated. Article 1 section 8 clause 3 allows for the feds to regulate comerse with reservations. And, Article 1, section 10 (I believe) allows the federal government (congress) to regulate federal land as it wishes (following the constitution, bill of rights, and amendments), which reservation land is. thus the department of the interior and dept' of justice do have some say, but is restricted due to treaties and various laws. And, being kinda sovereign the native Americans who live on the reservation can vote in federal elections as part of a state. it's complicated

    • @AfricanH3ro
      @AfricanH3ro 8 років тому

      Or you could research it yourself.

    • @Sprinkle_the_7th
      @Sprinkle_the_7th 8 років тому +13

      AfricanH3ro absolutely, you should never get info from one source

    • @happysamoan97
      @happysamoan97 8 років тому +23

      AfricanH3ro I know about the laws personally because I mostly of native decent and just a history buff, but c'mon, Grey makes everything more awesome.

  • @GhostTrueCapitalist
    @GhostTrueCapitalist 5 років тому +1435

    "Alaska is monstrous.”
    Texas: >:(

    • @colecoal1365
      @colecoal1365 5 років тому +31

      GhostTrueCapitalist Alaska is the biggest

    • @Zerohhhd
      @Zerohhhd 5 років тому +7

      Yea

    • @AndyZach
      @AndyZach 5 років тому +40

      If I recall correctly, Texas is about 250,000 square miles and Alaska is 550,000.

    • @Bazzable
      @Bazzable 5 років тому +1

      texas has more oil under the hard rock layer we are drilling to

    • @hobbsisdad1524
      @hobbsisdad1524 5 років тому +8

      But does it have Cowboys?

  • @QuantomX64
    @QuantomX64 4 роки тому +2922

    Fake video. He didn't even talk about the giant ball of American Cheese we see in the sky every night.

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 4 роки тому +169

    Living on the only Indian Reservation in Nebraska makes me feel kinda special. But then again, I'm essentially doxing myself in saying that so...

    • @gspencers
      @gspencers 3 роки тому +7

      Wait, y’all don’t live in teepees ? Jk

    • @militustoica
      @militustoica 3 роки тому +17

      What kind of medical infrastructure and shopping do they have in the nation up there? Always been curious as a Texan who’s driven through a lot of Oklahoma filled with First Nations with casinos and gas stations.

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 3 роки тому +30

      @@militustoica Our small town is actually quite normal, two gas stations (one is basically a supermarket), some restaurants, a hospital, and primarily white residents. Yeah, shocks me too.

    • @militustoica
      @militustoica 3 роки тому +6

      @@LucasIsHereYT Do they marry into the tribe or just move there for other reasons?

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 3 роки тому +21

      @@militustoica Idk man like nobody here is Indian.

  • @NJLampFilms29
    @NJLampFilms29 9 років тому +247

    Is it strange that part of me wants to go to palmyra atoll and start a city with some people? Stranded deep style

    • @NaughtyGhost777
      @NaughtyGhost777 9 років тому +40

      ***** because were americans brah

    • @ranaklindor8069
      @ranaklindor8069 9 років тому +5

      NJLamp Films Good luck, its a nature reserve, commonly used for research and study of evolution.

    • @joshpearson2928
      @joshpearson2928 9 років тому

      Let's do it

    • @robertokalvin8782
      @robertokalvin8782 9 років тому +4

      NJLamp Films I'd rather go to south georgia and make a revolution XD

    • @scsonicfan
      @scsonicfan 9 років тому

      Roberto Kalvin lmao

  • @94nolo
    @94nolo 6 років тому +1498

    Denmark sold the island for bitcoin 😂😭 2:25

    • @94nolo
      @94nolo 6 років тому +33

      John Ermingham it's in the video.

    • @lennykenny7851
      @lennykenny7851 6 років тому +39

      John Ermingham if you don't find it funny, good for you. But someone does.

    • @elia_bellia4966
      @elia_bellia4966 6 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂XD

    • @y7va
      @y7va 6 років тому +5

      chilly he pressed the wrong emoji boi

    • @motis1837
      @motis1837 6 років тому +4

      Plot twist

  • @jovanjanevski3747
    @jovanjanevski3747 8 років тому +444

    Alaska for sale, price 1500 rubles.

    • @Dave_Smooth
      @Dave_Smooth 8 років тому +5

      lol

    • @briansouthparkstudio1357
      @briansouthparkstudio1357 7 років тому +48

      it has always been possible as long as you own the land

    • @thermophile2106
      @thermophile2106 7 років тому +3

      Brian southparkstudio
      Or the buyer has the military power.

    • @MattMerica76
      @MattMerica76 7 років тому +5

      The actual price of Alaska was 3 cents an acre

    • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 7 років тому +3

      Jovan Janevski but I have only American dollars!

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 2 роки тому +56

    I am an American who was just re-watching it, and I found this to be informative! I always found the US territories to be quite interesting. After all, they may not seem American on a map (particularly a US map, since they focus mostly on US states), but they belong to the US anyway. Thanks for the video!

  • @colterson
    @colterson 8 років тому +190

    unlike other unions, statehood is eternal.
    EVEN FOR YOU, TEXAS

    • @afireinside6711
      @afireinside6711 8 років тому +12

      :(

    • @Sprayber
      @Sprayber 8 років тому +13

      that's what all national governments say right up until the time that it isn't true anymore.

    • @aaronyoghurt5375
      @aaronyoghurt5375 8 років тому

      +NorthSeaHero XD

    • @craxusalby9751
      @craxusalby9751 8 років тому +2

      It wasn't always this way, Until lincoln.

    • @craxusalby9751
      @craxusalby9751 8 років тому +1

      +ColonelLanders in a bad way, there wouldn't be a reason to secede if the union didn't overreach it's power...

  • @sambenjamin6321
    @sambenjamin6321 8 років тому +628

    God please do a video about the Native American reservations

    • @rayyanma1608
      @rayyanma1608 8 років тому +1

      +Sam Benjamin Same here.

    • @marvelfannumber1
      @marvelfannumber1 8 років тому +44

      +Sam Benjamin
      You're gonna have to do alot of praying to get God to make a video for you m8.

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 років тому +1

      How are they in the news?

    • @sambenjamin6321
      @sambenjamin6321 8 років тому +5

      Larry Im an american but im also an atheist.

    • @jdog14976
      @jdog14976 8 років тому +7

      Lemme guess, you've watched a few Christopher Hitchens videos and are now convinced of your intellectual superiority over religious people?
      And what is really 'embarresing' is your grammar. You might want to use a spell check next time you think to insult peoples intelligence.

  • @bryanace761
    @bryanace761 8 років тому +127

    I have learned more about territories from this video than in school

  • @sovietsocialist1652
    @sovietsocialist1652 3 роки тому +1295

    america 200 years ago: "i hate you imperialist british! i declare independance!"
    (200 years later)
    america: "MmmMMmmMM hummina hummina come to me islands"

    • @CharleyCheno
      @CharleyCheno 3 роки тому +4

      eremerica: nooo noob

    • @jaylastname5693
      @jaylastname5693 3 роки тому +85

      Empire is one hell of a drug

    • @ladyteacupii784
      @ladyteacupii784 3 роки тому +39

      *H u m m i n a H u m m i n a*

    • @sexyyeyo
      @sexyyeyo 3 роки тому +3

      The islands were uninhabited?

    • @sovietsocialist1652
      @sovietsocialist1652 3 роки тому +31

      @@sexyyeyo hawaii, puerto rico, phillipines, american samoa etc. etc.

  • @renejelsma5585
    @renejelsma5585 8 років тому +573

    0:21 HE CAN SEE IN THE FUTURe

    • @ShidaiTaino
      @ShidaiTaino 8 років тому +1

      Grey Raven

    • @Matt-cz6ti
      @Matt-cz6ti 8 років тому +19

      If any country was going to leave the EU it was always going to be the UK

    • @veggiedisease123
      @veggiedisease123 8 років тому +5

      I'm pretty sure a brexit had been discussed for quite awhile before the referendum took place.

    • @raquette1673
      @raquette1673 8 років тому +3

      The UK tried to leave the EU before but they didn't succeed

    • @Angelblue1302
      @Angelblue1302 8 років тому

      We should have seen THAT one coming earlier...But it was kinda Obvious...What with all the arguing they do....

  • @oof_xX
    @oof_xX 5 років тому +5584

    Ah yes,the U.S. Virgin Islands
    *Where Fortnite players live*

  • @purestress2597
    @purestress2597 8 років тому +819

    Hmm. U.S. Government can collect taxes if nessecary in U.S. territories without representing.... hmmm. Why does this sound familiar?....

    • @jhonharper2001
      @jhonharper2001 8 років тому +12

      +Ryan Moore lol

    • @purestress2597
      @purestress2597 8 років тому +5

      Is it groundhog day to blame? I think it is.

    • @Caroleonus
      @Caroleonus 8 років тому +170

      All I'm saying is, keep your tea under wraps.

    • @purestress2597
      @purestress2597 8 років тому +7

      Agreed.

    • @BasedFrancis
      @BasedFrancis 8 років тому +118

      No taxation without representation!

  • @roger3707
    @roger3707 3 роки тому +12

    0:23: Thank you so much for the borg reference. Big fan of you and Star Trek.

  • @mattmanmaniac4814
    @mattmanmaniac4814 7 років тому +372

    "Statehood is eternal... even for you, Texas."
    damn, dawg...

    • @panzerkampfwageniv4065
      @panzerkampfwageniv4065 6 років тому +9

      MattManManiac yee haw :(

    • @tuckercarlson3127
      @tuckercarlson3127 6 років тому +4

      well they could rebal

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 6 років тому +7

      Justin Valdez ya because last time people tried that it worked out SO well lol

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 6 років тому +4

      @Meholz Empire pretty sure anyone with a brain could see that was sarcasim

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 5 років тому +4

      Eternal with an asterisk. The only way a State could ever leave the Union peacefully and without a military conflict is for the US Congress to vote it out. And it would have to be a unanimous decision

  • @kevexboy
    @kevexboy 10 років тому +80

    I'm from Puerto Rico. Does that mean I'm Murican?

    • @th33ninja
      @th33ninja 10 років тому +52

      yes you are MURICAN!!

    • @Plutonium2000
      @Plutonium2000 4 роки тому

      Vote yes in November and hope that your voice will be heard! I'm crossing my fingers for you

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 2 роки тому +2

      As an American from California, yes, you are! Puerto Ricans have been US citizens since 1917! Granted, you don't elect congresspeople or electors, but other than that, you have the same legal status as I do!

  • @kodan7879
    @kodan7879 8 років тому +64

    WOW
    This was probably the best educational video I've seen.
    Streight and short yet extremely informative, even with personal conclusion.

  • @j-k-l4756
    @j-k-l4756 3 роки тому +52

    3:36 This is quite interesting, since it wasn't possible to produce Ammonia (for cheap), it was quite a limited ressource and mostly used as fertilizing, it was quite asked for.
    Guano (Which is mostly birdpoop) was on a lot of pacific isles, so a lot of money to get.
    Especially the isle/republic of Nauru has a special fluorine-containing form of Guano which made it very very wealthy.

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 5 років тому +46

    The USA today is a lot different then it was before the civil war. States had a lot more independent powers and were basically like the EU but with a similar ethnic population and a common language. In fact, when the US colonized Liberia, it wasn’t the US government that colonized the area, it was individual states that had their own specific areas. Of course after the civil war, the power of the federal government increased while the state governments decreased, which led to the change in the phrase “The United States are” to “The United States is.”

  • @TheOobo
    @TheOobo 8 років тому +89

    0:17 Blink and you miss it MtG joke. It's these little touches that I really appreciate :)

  • @husainabedi
    @husainabedi 8 років тому +2041

    He predicted Brexit...

    • @oshaugh143
      @oshaugh143 8 років тому +8

      Just about to say something on that line

    • @adventureinc1568
      @adventureinc1568 8 років тому +41

      Nah, it was pretty obvious they didn't want to be in it.

    • @koalabrownie
      @koalabrownie 8 років тому +65

      Great Britain never adopted the Euro, how tied to the EU did you think they really were?

    • @seansmagee
      @seansmagee 8 років тому +12

      yeah, he should put a link to the "Brexit, Briefly" video at 0:20

    • @alexandrawilson-newman6956
      @alexandrawilson-newman6956 8 років тому +1

      +koalabrownie I agree to a certain extent. But there are a few other reasons too

  • @davidbeauchemin1840
    @davidbeauchemin1840 4 роки тому +6

    0:16 "T: add U or B"
    well played, I actually had to go back to make sure I wasn't crazy

  • @thespecialist2142
    @thespecialist2142 5 років тому +22

    Love the breakdown of this video! Big Businesses also pushed for overseas expansion at the turn of the 20th century in order to expand markets and extract more resources. In addition, many of those "islands" played a huge role in WWII and the Pacific Theater and still play a strategic role today.

  • @MrHSX
    @MrHSX 8 років тому +548

    Can you do this for other countries?
    Like China, Japan, India & Australia? Pls

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 10 років тому +412

    5:31 you mixed up Micronesia and the Marshall Islands!

    • @K1L-
      @K1L- 10 років тому +32

      hey EmperorTigerstar!

    • @scoldingMime
      @scoldingMime 10 років тому +13

      He should really correct this.

    • @erichimmelblau877
      @erichimmelblau877 10 років тому +2

      I didn't notice.

    • @JWPemperor
      @JWPemperor 10 років тому

      Great job, while I got even 13 coins of this nation it took me the second time to notice this error.

    • @juancariasr7932
      @juancariasr7932 10 років тому

      hi emperor, looking forward for some maps!

  • @GoErikTheRed
    @GoErikTheRed 4 роки тому +14

    1:28
    One thing led to another, and now CGP has been to the weeds research facility in Colorado

  • @AlexBermann
    @AlexBermann 9 років тому +177

    Kinda ironic that American independence started with words like "no taxation without representation"

    • @MrBones-cu1vi
      @MrBones-cu1vi 9 років тому +8

      Alex Bermann we have like 20 billion problems right now and no money to solve it so were trying plus we got shit leaders so we gotta either hope for someone good and get someone good for next generation

    • @GekoHayate
      @GekoHayate 9 років тому +36

      Well... you do realize we give our territories the _option_ for statehood right? That is how most of the Western states became states in the first place...
      There was a referendum in 2012 in Puerto Rico where 60%+ of voters voted for gaining statehood. There was talk of asking congress to go through the process.
      The Philippines have also courted the idea several times.

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann 9 років тому +2

      ***** I actually didn't know. Thanks for telling me.

    • @Munchausenification
      @Munchausenification 9 років тому

      Whatevuh The sunbro Isnt it more like the split between the two institutions of congress that is the real problem (forgot the names of them in english). As i see it from a foreigner's perspective, the government cant get anything done if the opposition votes against any changes. In Denmark we had kinda the same type of government with two institutions where one part was mostly one party and the other half the other party so no matter who had power the other one always wanted to make as little progress as possible.

    • @MrBones-cu1vi
      @MrBones-cu1vi 9 років тому

      hopefully someone is smart enough to do this 3 things i want that would make things easier make voting day a holiday
      and 2 make it so citizen can put forward new things if there enough voters
      oh and make it so campaigns and shit are free as money is to involed

  • @brendanmeehan5370
    @brendanmeehan5370 8 років тому +150

    Damn I was about to point out how he predicted brexit but it looks like everyone else beat me to it.

    • @taranloses
      @taranloses 8 років тому +39

      Yeah by like 6 weeks lol

  • @katharinaxyl702
    @katharinaxyl702 7 років тому +177

    "Even for YOU, Texas!"

    • @royromano9792
      @royromano9792 5 років тому +1

      You'd better STOP BEING BEAUTIFUL!

    • @mynameisopulence
      @mynameisopulence 5 років тому

      roy romano Vivá La Revo- :(

    • @DBGabriele
      @DBGabriele 5 років тому

      LooooL

    • @garrettjohnson343
      @garrettjohnson343 5 років тому

      I mean if they did not get involved with the confederacy they would have likely retained their right to succeed from the union when they were first anexed as a preexisting condition.

    • @blackheart456
      @blackheart456 5 років тому

      Even after the civil war Texas still existed as a separate nation state but we had to join our economy was shit.

  • @rafferdx
    @rafferdx Рік тому +7

    Thanks to this video, I ended up going to work for a year at the High Court of American Samoa, so thanks Grey for genesis of some great knowledge and memories!

  • @eostyrwinn5018
    @eostyrwinn5018 10 років тому +59

    America defiantly took the British approach to empire which is make it as complicated as possible.

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 10 років тому +10

      If we had then this video would have been 20 minutes longer

    • @KurtSteiss
      @KurtSteiss 10 років тому

      And that's not just limited to empire!

    • @GibblesPvP
      @GibblesPvP 10 років тому

      America DEFIANTLY did.

    • @13cmwright99
      @13cmwright99 10 років тому

      GibblesPvP They didn't want to, but they did anyway!

    • @GibblesPvP
      @GibblesPvP 10 років тому

      ***** No shit, read the original comment.

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 8 років тому +133

    If it was EA or Disney they'd grant another island State status every year so everyone needs to buy the new flag because of that extra star.

  • @smala017
    @smala017 9 років тому +328

    I'm American and I didn't know we ever had almost any of this stuff... :/ thx education system for teaching me all about "what freedom really Means" and none of the actual important stuff

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 9 років тому +68

      ***** hes talking about the 5 TERRITORIES and 3 associated NATIONS.

    • @karrialex6393
      @karrialex6393 9 років тому +90

      ***** Yes an island with 3 million people. 3 million=0. My brain hurts.

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 9 років тому +7

      ***** yea im an A B student and they dont teach this man

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 9 років тому +1

      ***** cool story bro

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 9 років тому

      ***** already told you i did. get it together bro

  • @nikolaiblm1255
    @nikolaiblm1255 3 роки тому +22

    Wait, you switched the place of the Marshall Islands and The Federated States of Micronesia at 5:30

  • @crusader7659
    @crusader7659 4 роки тому +53

    6:00 wouldn't it be just hilarious if CPG Grey swapped the federated states of Micronesia and the Marshall islands on his map?

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 3 роки тому +2

      Oh, please that is such a John Oliver move.

  • @CarloMartinini
    @CarloMartinini 10 років тому +38

    Loving the Borg reference at 0:23! You're the best.

    • @ambtenaar
      @ambtenaar 10 років тому +2

      CGP Grey
      And the Ravnica reference. House Dimir ftw!

    • @siphonophone
      @siphonophone 10 років тому

      ritshopper Who?

    • @koppadasao
      @koppadasao 10 років тому +1

      ritshopper As Watery Grave comes into play, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Watery Grave comes into play tapped instead.

    • @Zandonus
      @Zandonus 10 років тому +1

      Thanks for noticing, i noted your note and it will be noted here, and you will probably be notified of my noting of your noticing.

    • @koppadasao
      @koppadasao 10 років тому

      And some notices are made to be noticed, but contains no notice at all…

  • @DeadpoolAndFriends
    @DeadpoolAndFriends 10 років тому +113

    Thank you Grey. once again, i am now smarter after watching one of your videoes.

    • @lesselp
      @lesselp 10 років тому +8

      I doubt it.

    • @lvcsslacker
      @lvcsslacker 10 років тому +1

      bob marley but my cock can walk right though the door

    • @garrettf6851
      @garrettf6851 10 років тому +8

      bob marley YR2050 Sounds like you two are perfectly equipped to nail each other.

    • @seansmith2214
      @seansmith2214 10 років тому +2

      lvcsslacker +1 for the SOAD reference

    • @Canaanabolaanan
      @Canaanabolaanan 10 років тому

      Asshat Mcgee You learned nothing? You might want to reload the page so the video plays. Information abounds.

  • @FishwicksREAL
    @FishwicksREAL 4 роки тому +8

    That "form Voltron" joke still gets me.

  • @kenna176
    @kenna176 5 років тому +106

    From one airline brat to another, thank you for using "contiguous 48 states," Grey. Every time I hear 'continuous,' I die a little inside.

    • @YFZriderdude15
      @YFZriderdude15 2 роки тому +12

      And as an Alaskan, every time I hear "continental" in a context that doesn't apply to us, I die a little inside, too.

    • @100percentSNAFU
      @100percentSNAFU 2 роки тому +6

      How about the term "lower 48"? If I was Hawaiian that would drive me nuts because Hawaii is well below the latitudes of the contiguous 48.

  • @dyonisisista1603
    @dyonisisista1603 9 років тому +215

    No Taxation without Representation!
    We want a voting member in congress!
    (I live in DC)

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 років тому +18

      Martin Istaa Wasn't DC set up specifically to be a region that isn't a state?

    • @dyonisisista1603
      @dyonisisista1603 9 років тому +17

      carultch it is, but having congress dictate our laws to us is terribad.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 років тому

      Martin Istaa Maybe Washington DC should be a region set up with the local municipal system as the primary source of the law.

    • @dyonisisista1603
      @dyonisisista1603 9 років тому +3

      carultch try getting that thru congress.
      We want a voting representative member

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 9 років тому

      Martin Istaa Tell me your mayors have been better.

  • @austinmoon6974
    @austinmoon6974 7 років тому +103

    I'm from America and didn't even know we had all these fancy islands, territories, reservations, and much more confusing stuff.

    • @Yankee9771
      @Yankee9771 6 років тому +4

      Austin Moon Yeah, and some thought that Puerto Ricans were naked Indians. But hey, it's always good to know.

    • @hunterhotch9720
      @hunterhotch9720 5 років тому

      Me too

    • @jerekrockw1057
      @jerekrockw1057 5 років тому +4

      I knew most but not all.

    • @airracer28
      @airracer28 5 років тому

      Wtf

    • @movedaccount9958
      @movedaccount9958 5 років тому +8

      I'm not from America and I knew most of these already and I'm nearly in 6th grade

  • @jasondripperson3412
    @jasondripperson3412 4 роки тому +6

    wow i love Cdp Grey just keeps it simple yet so intriguing and so informative

  • @RolfDavidGaming
    @RolfDavidGaming 10 років тому +100

    That's it I need to see if Grey has that coffee mug for sale somewhere before I can finish this video

    • @RolfDavidGaming
      @RolfDavidGaming 10 років тому +33

      Ordered! Greatest addiction ever!

    • @josejacobuk
      @josejacobuk 10 років тому +5

      My house mate broke mine :( He Ordered me a new one after I took him on a guilt trip :)

    • @AbendscheinLGN
      @AbendscheinLGN 10 років тому

      sirdavva /Where/ did you find this? >_> I'm terrible at Google searches apparently.

    • @petercarroll7956
      @petercarroll7956 10 років тому +3

      Abendschein dftba.com/artist/49/CGP-Grey

  • @bradleyheyden9938
    @bradleyheyden9938 8 років тому +738

    America: What now, mum?
    Britain: Islands, lots of islands
    Me: XD

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 8 років тому +11

      America is a she or a he? It's personification is a he, yet the nation is called a she.

    • @Zachomara
      @Zachomara 7 років тому +6

      Just wait until it's Liberia's turn.

    • @TheAmir259
      @TheAmir259 7 років тому +1

      Max Germany's a he though, fatherland!

    • @themememaster2076
      @themememaster2076 7 років тому

      This is cringy

    • @mecha7419
      @mecha7419 7 років тому

      Bradley Heyden
      Mom*

  • @WorldNews92
    @WorldNews92 10 років тому +68

    I'm coming to the sneaky uspicion that the reason Britain lost its empire, was because nobody understood how it worked.

    • @RoCK3rAD
      @RoCK3rAD 10 років тому +11

      Britain lost its empire since it treated the natives like shit and they rebelled

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 10 років тому +27

      Fuck nigga britian lost its empire more to wwii then anything, the empire won but was devastated and weary. plus opinions on empire were changing post wwii amoung the british public. places like canada had already slowly pealed away first with home rule and then with full on independence. the rebellion stuff is the more romantic image. the truth is the british left more then they were kicked out

    • @martiansoldier
      @martiansoldier 10 років тому +1

      Fuck nigga As he points out in another video, there are many that broke away peacefully, after WW2 Britain dismantled her empire. But not everyone was happy about it.

    • @WorldNews92
      @WorldNews92 10 років тому +16

      Fuck nigga Firstly, you are probably right about that. Secondly, that is a terrible username.
      ...
      Unless, that's your real name, in which case I apologise.

    • @RoCK3rAD
      @RoCK3rAD 10 років тому

      SuperKing604 I didn't know that because I heard in the 50's Britain was trying to reign in the natives like in kenya and other african nations.

  • @nonisoul
    @nonisoul 3 роки тому +11

    4:07 of course applies to birds

  • @napalmblaziken
    @napalmblaziken 10 років тому +276

    I think Puerto Rico should be the 51st state. I think they deserve it.

    • @Hosing2
      @Hosing2 10 років тому +23

      It's a lot more complicated, such as economic goals they must meet.

    • @napalmblaziken
      @napalmblaziken 10 років тому +22

      Hosed Screwed They're pretty much a state in all but name. Might as well give it the name of state.

    • @Hosing2
      @Hosing2 10 років тому +9

      Napalm Blaziken no... the name of the state comes with a lot more than the name.

    • @napalmblaziken
      @napalmblaziken 10 років тому +23

      Hosed Screwed The only thing you can do in the US that you can't do in Puerto Rico is vote. And the territories are the only place in the universe where you can't vote. Also, most of the Puerto Rican population WANTS to be a state. Now I'm aware the economy is not great over there, bu the US economy sucks as well. Wha difference would it make?

    • @Hosing2
      @Hosing2 10 років тому +19

      Napalm Blaziken You're wrong on a lot of things here. If Puerto Rico became a state, it would, generally, lose it's Latino culture, which is why people vote against it, not to mention the change in government which might outrage some Puerto Rican politicians. What difference would it make you ask? Huge, Puerto Rico contains about 3.7 million people, with huge poverty problems. So on top of increasing US debt, which the US is trying to avoid, they also have to break existing laws which state a territory much reach certain points until becoming a state. What they want and What they need are different things.

  • @adamthevirgo9297
    @adamthevirgo9297 8 років тому +230

    0:20 Grey predicted Brexit!

    • @epicman-er6do
      @epicman-er6do 8 років тому +12

      UKIP has been about for ages

    • @omegasrevenge
      @omegasrevenge 8 років тому +12

      The UK voted to leave, they never did actually leave, as everyone who was bound by law to follow through immediately resigned their job and the paperwork is in limbo now.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 7 років тому +1

      Brexit was an appeal from the moderate conservative party ("Tories") to attract the extreme UKIP party voters away from their minority party and in to the main party. David Cameron promised Brexit to get UKIP voters, but didn't really care about it himself. He didn't expect it to actually pass the vote of the population. Hence he resigned.
      So Brexit remains a voted decision, but no one has any idea what to actually do. There's a lot of "have your cake and eat it too" desires of what people expect Brexit to be.

  • @richardbullick7827
    @richardbullick7827 5 років тому +109

    0:24 “Even for you, Texas”

    • @J4red498
      @J4red498 4 роки тому +2

      No kaboom?

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 роки тому +1

      But Texas is pre-approved to split into a maximum of five states.

    • @leocantu8929
      @leocantu8929 3 роки тому

      No ima head out

    • @exoplanet4905
      @exoplanet4905 3 роки тому +1

      Sadness

    • @AlaiMacErc
      @AlaiMacErc 2 роки тому

      @@johanrunfeldt7174 Nope. _Was_ pre-approved to split, prior to accession. As it had to do in part, in regard to its claims north of the Mason-Dixon line, due to its determination to join as a slave state. It's pretty clear from the constitution that it can't have free do-overs _after_ accession -- that would need explicit congressional approval, case-by-case.

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen 3 роки тому +21

    "Show the World you're an Empire without actually saying you're an Empire."

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 роки тому

      branding

  • @depp8444
    @depp8444 7 років тому +171

    As a non American, might I suggest you join the two Dakotas and make Puerto Rico a state , so that you have well rounded 50 states...

    • @EdwinLuciano
      @EdwinLuciano 7 років тому +73

      If we merged North and South Dakota, that would mean that the Dakotas would get two Senators in total (each state gets only two) instead of the four they currently have because there are two states instead of just one. And I haven't done the arithmetic, but it would probably cut down the number of Congressmen from two down to just one. And Senators and Congressmen are just the kind of people you need on your side if you want to do stuff like that in this country. Try telling them to vote for something which might mean they'll be out of a job!

    • @zombieguyproducion
      @zombieguyproducion 7 років тому +49

      Edwin Luciano
      Worth adding is that North Dakota and South Dakota are both red states that hasn't voted blue since 1964. Puerto Rico would be a democrat stronghold if it were to become a state. The Republican party will never approve of something like that. Just like the Democrats wouldn't allow it to join if it was a very conservative territory. It's rather obvious. As far as I know the Democrats arent that hyped about giving a broke territory statehood anyways.

    • @hddiamonds
      @hddiamonds 7 років тому +8

      depp8444 yeah but our government can't just forcefully join two states

    • @thecamelftw1381
      @thecamelftw1381 6 років тому

      They are separate because too much paper work.

    • @themoon2232
      @themoon2232 6 років тому

      Get this man an award

  • @rlefko
    @rlefko 5 років тому +26

    "It's...also better as a story for another time"
    The time has finally come.

  • @dutchandepic1691
    @dutchandepic1691 7 років тому +33

    2:40 no taxation without representation.... Who said that again like 250 years ago?

    • @Outwardpd
      @Outwardpd 6 років тому +1

      Not only massive debt and issues but a large portion of the country not wanting to be considered a state.

    • @kgtc
      @kgtc 6 років тому

      mcnet You mean 20 trillion (20,000 billion or 2*10^13)

    • @Outwardpd
      @Outwardpd 6 років тому +1

      No he doesn't he was talking about Puerto Rico.

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 6 років тому

      Went to DC on our honeymoon; license plates had "Taxation without representation" on them!

  • @fluffylee
    @fluffylee 2 роки тому +5

    math/ mapping question:
    What is the most efficient way of connecting all tribal lands into one area with the least amount of enclaves/exclaves.

  • @ddandj9606
    @ddandj9606 5 років тому +236

    Everyone: YOU CANT JUST TAKE ISLANDS AND CLAIM THEM AS YOURS!
    U.S.A: **holds out a nuke** Oh but I can!

    • @knightsoliareofastora8133
      @knightsoliareofastora8133 4 роки тому +29

      Multiple European countries just said they owned parts Africa so I think the u.s gets a pass

    • @clipit4503
      @clipit4503 4 роки тому +9

      @@knightsoliareofastora8133 I agree as European

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 4 роки тому +3

      @@knightsoliareofastora8133 Don't forget Japan. China just makes them straight out of the sea.

    • @Dark-dc4df
      @Dark-dc4df 3 роки тому +1

      And don't forget soviet since they took Balkans

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dark-dc4df What? Please explain what you mean by "soviet since they took Balkans".

  • @jackthezombiekiller
    @jackthezombiekiller 9 років тому +197

    what about the internet empire

    • @dimuk9928
      @dimuk9928 9 років тому

      Haha

    • @customlegoman820
      @customlegoman820 9 років тому +10

      +Uk pi hing ei everything the light touches is ours
      ......even the shadowy places

    • @sabr3cat188
      @sabr3cat188 9 років тому +3

      Lol I hope he actually makes a video about this xD

    • @avinashtripathi4316
      @avinashtripathi4316 9 років тому

      +magnanimous its controlled by fourth Reich, its time for some stannum hat :P

    • @governmentcontractor765
      @governmentcontractor765 9 років тому +3

      The Internet was created by America.....so it's apart of the American empire.

  • @misoginainternalizadaopres7131
    @misoginainternalizadaopres7131 5 років тому +569

    Puerto Rico: *rejects being a state 5 times*
    Everyone: oh why it isn't a state?

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 років тому +68

      we are a completely different nation. currently under the boot of usa, but hopefully some day we'll shame them enough in international forums that they'll choose to set us free.....

    • @misoginainternalizadaopres7131
      @misoginainternalizadaopres7131 5 років тому +137

      @@sabin97 Lol sure, that's why most of you wanted to stay as today
      Even if you rejected the statehood, I heard they will give it to you around 2020-2022

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 років тому +56

      @@misoginainternalizadaopres7131 it's called over a hundred years of imperial propaganda.
      some people here actually believe that without gringos the land would stop producing crops, and there wouldnt be any rain and the air would poisonous and we would die....because for some reason our bodies would stop moving and we would be unable to do any sort of work.....

    • @tharnstonewall2005
      @tharnstonewall2005 5 років тому +137

      @@sabin97 Without our money you guys wouldn't really be able to do anything when those hurricanes come knocking lol

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 років тому +54

      @@tharnstonewall2005
      look again. the money flowing from pr to usa is more than the money flowing from usa to pr...
      yeah...the whole point of having a colony is to exploit it.
      so yeah...if you set us free we'll finally be able to become a world-class country like singapore....

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 3 роки тому +7

    "unlike other unions which members can leave whenever they want, statehood is eternal"
    Yes, very democratic.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 роки тому +2

      Its to maintain long term peace. Being unable to leave forces states to resolve their differences amicably. Whereas if they left and became independent entities, they would both be weakened and could become rivals in the future, and ultimately go to war.
      Off course, sometimes the intention fails and you have a civil war.

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 2 роки тому

      once united
      always united

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing 7 місяців тому

      Back after the Revolution we tried something very similar to what the EU is now.
      It failed. Go look up the Articles of Confederation.

  • @ragequitify
    @ragequitify 8 років тому +483

    did CpG Greg predict the brexit in this video????

    • @RapierNeedleCrime
      @RapierNeedleCrime 8 років тому +10

      i hope he makes a video about brexit

    • @kzdvids
      @kzdvids 8 років тому +16

      There has been a sizeable movement in the UK to leave the EU for quite some time... Farage has been fighting for this for YEARS

    • @doommagic
      @doommagic 8 років тому +2

      +RapierNeedleCrime And you just got your wish.

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall 8 років тому +6

      +RapierNeedleCrime Hello, I am from the future. He did a video only 2 weeks after you posted this.