“The airfield where your grandmother lost her virginity to 5 Canadian airmen and the squadron Border Collie...” I cant breathe... or construct normal sentences...😂🤣🤣
Glorious review of the map. Loved all the commentary. The way you blend history with cock and spunk jokes is just splendid. The only early WW2 plane we need to have is the P40. No serious warbird game can call itself one without a P40. Love that landing with the wheels squealing at touchdown on grass.... Superb early access work there ED.
Thank you sir! I don't agree with Freud on many things, but he may have had a point when he said it was all about fucking. We almost had a P40, but the devs who were making it were clowns and many were left with pie on their faces. I hope someone more competent will take up the baton and eventually we'll get one.
Thank you sir! There's something magical about it, both my parents had uncles who flew in the RAF during that time, they're dead now but I would have loved to see what they would make of today's simulations. He he, could have used them as a test bed, keep developing until they have PTSD!
Thank you very much good sir! Congratulations on a great map, love the Battle of Britain-ability of this map with the airfields and locations that are now the stuff of legend!
I was based at the barracks just behind Dover castle in the late 80's early 90's. They have done a brilliant effort at modelling that area. Hilarious. You had me in shit state. Superb! GFY!
Thank you sir! It's a beautiful part of the world. I was through there a few times in the mid 90s, always took the time to stop, grab some food and take a look around. That castle was where I overheard an elderly American couple discussing whom they could ask about seeing the bluebirds, my interjection was the same of the video 'they're an endangered species and the locals will even go as claiming they don't exist, you have to be persistent!'
No hedges. At this time, and well into the 1970s most of this part of England had hedges, not trees, lining the borders of almost every field. A simple glance at multiple photos of the era would indicate this. Oh well.
Thank you sir! This is a common theme in flight sims, one doesn't see hedge rows. I'm not sure if it's more expensive on resources to create hedges as we now have speed trees, perhaps speed hedges would be a thing if hedge rows were more common outside the British Isles, France and the low countries.
Thank you very much good sir! Saw a snippet of some rage fest, but too busy to investigate further, hope the torch bearing peasants have returned to their hovels now.
I know a guy who lives in a small town on the north side of this map, the similarity to the real place is uncanny (besides the older styled buildings) and it’s not even a significant area
Superb and entertaining video as usual Laobi. I would send it to my friends, but they would all end up watching it on a 4 inch by six inch phone screen and thereby miss the whole point of it - the gorgeous scenery meticulously rendered and your witty takes on history. (Sigh) that's the price of modern communications I guess. I congratulate myself on having a big one! My 43 inch 4K monitor did it proud!
Thank you very much sir! Glad you enjoyed it. Find friends who would be horrified, I love when outraged people come to visit, they're hours of fun! At some point I will make the move to 4K on my PC, I suppose when it becomes the standard in the 'adult matinees' I sometimes watch.
Thank you good sir! I hope you're keeping well. I think this map is the WW2 map that ED wanted to make all along. If my memory serves me (which it never does) a 3rd party dev came along years ago and promised to make Normandy '44 and all the toys to go with it. The dev 'allegedly' (have to use that in case one of the buggers are reading) ran off with the cash leaving ED to clean up the spunk. ED made good on the promise and all those original backers get what they were promised and what they paid the original 3rd party for. As much as I like Normandy I would have preferred this map by far from the start.
@Tom cat Just to clarify on my last bit there, the dev that was originally supposed to make Normandy opened a dreaded kickstarter which stung a load of people, ED stepped up and made things good at great and continued expense. The actual developer of the Normandy we have are a first rate map dev, nothing to do with the kickstarter dev. They're called Urgamedia and they have/are developed(ing) very high quality maps for a number of sims including IL2. When speed trees became the norm they even went back and added them to Normandy along with optimisation improvements. Just saw your comment and thought I should clear up any ambiguity.
Came for the expected colourful commentary. Stayed for the history lesson+ colourful commentary. No first look on the opposing end of the map ? Mein fuhrer will be displeased.
Thank you sir! Sorry to hear you had a shit day and glad my vid lifted it a little. There's always good days and bad, I find it's just a matter of saying 'fuck it, I'll make my own fun tomorrow'
Glad you didn't have to play that "there's a focken psychopath hidden in the back of your plane" minigame there :D I've seen this map run a whopping seven fps and when I loaded Caucasus after that, I almost had 200. Strange issue that sometimes occurs with the framerate not going up after being low from loading in the beginning. Restarting DCS however "fixed" it.
Thank you sir! I had that issue a couple of times on the PG map, but clearing the shader cache after an update got me out of the hole. Haven't had the chance to fly the latest update yet. Is it a bingo, or bollocks scenario?
Brilliant video, as ever. I am going to steal your tea comment and look for an opportunity to use it as soon as possible. It's not going to be easy but it'll be worth it.
Thank you sir! I remembered in the 90s hearing a very old sailor describe how far a small amount of money went for him during the war (as old people often do), except he was describing a trip to the cinema, followed by a boozy night rounded off by a trip to the poon peddlers! It somehow inspired that comment.
I’m going to have to spawn in different places around the map. My terrain in England doesn’t look anything like what you’re showing . I have almost no detail, save a few houses and some trees. Is there more than one version?
Thank you sir! That's an unusual error, as far as I know the versions are unified. Have you set the view distance to the maximum, also adjust the quality of trees/grass upwards as they may have somehow gotten connected to other features. Lastly, go to C:\Users\[whatever your PC is called]\Saved Games\DCS.openbeta then delete the contents of the FXO and Metashaders folders, sometimes old textures can cause this issue after an update. Hope this helps.
Thank you sir! I suspect you're correct, her gynecologist probably has to bring a native guide and several days provisions when examining her. I reckon poor old Barbara trimmed, otherwise George H would have left her years ago!
Thank you sir! I honestly think flightsimming is a hardware lotto, I had an issue like that over Cherbourg on the Normandy map when no one else was having it, an update later it went away. The only area I had a bit of a dip was around Abbeville on this map.
Thank you sir! Some stone bridges have found their way into Normandy, hopefully they'll abolish those Soviet pontoon bridges, it's no fun blowing up a bridge unless you know it took some poor fuckers all their skills and a year to build it.
Thank you sir! The Normandy map covers the south central coast of England, Normandy, and the Channel Islands. The Channel map moves East covering South East England, Nord Pas De Calais and a little bit of Belgium.
Theres a comment from gossip that says "wanna be friends" there's been many channels getting stolen for simply interacting with this comment (always different channels). Just a heads up. SomeOrdinaryGamer made a video on it recently.
Thank you sir! I generally ignore those comments as they're either from those 'earn a billion subs'/'get all the poon you can eat' channels, but I appreciate the heads up, it's the type of comment that I could have easily replied 'no' to!
Thank you sir for the information, I honestly thought someone had just run out of metal when building the others. Damn, now I have to read up on that system too.
I just want to bitch and moan about this map after I bought the Normandy map. I initially thought it was a free upgrade. Shocked to find out it is something new entirely and unrelated to Nomandy. Are the developers of the Normandy map just going to walk after this? Why would they want the direct competition from Eagle dynamics for the exact same area? Will the Normandy map just fail to work and disappear after an upgrade like the Hawk did, leaving us all out of pocket?
Thank you sir! The Normandy map is a different animal! The developers of the Normandy map are still doing work in the sim, their latest is the upcoming Syria map, they're also developing a Normandy map for IL2, so I wouldn't worry about their longevity too much. Additionally they performed some updates to the map last year including speed trees and optimisation. The Hawk was an isolated incident that was part of a learning curve, there are much tighter controls on devs now including the retention of source code - this means that if a dev abandons the sim ED can legally continue to work on and I think will gain ownership of that module/map going forward.
Tems (Thames), not Thaymes, Chat-ham, not Chaffham, Yes, you will be delighted to have annoyed the English with a few pronunciations there, we can't help having stupid place names and pronunciations, it's what makes us silly.
Thank you sir! Yes, place names always get me, even places I've visited like those where you can travel 10 clicks and hear a different pronunciation. What I love about English people is they expect people to fuck up place names. Just wait until the next video about France, you'll see so much anger at my pronunciation that you'd swear I photoshopped my todger into Joan of Arc's mouth!
I'm glad there's no Wales map... Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch :) Well, most people would fuck up "Harry-fed" already. I bet BN approves :D
@@Laobi You might remember Smudge who did a few videos. He had a few issues with some of the Caucasus places. Back in BlueFlag 2014 he gave up completely with Vladikavkaz and called it Dave after too much ridicule. Butchering placenames is hilarious. I still recall directing some American tourists to Leicester Square. "Lye-sester square". English placenames are silly tho and definitely deserve it.
Looks like it sounds like someone trying to say 'Nacho Doches' with a broken nose. I imagine it sounds something 'Nahodojees', but my Spanish is limited to 1 greeting and 2 filthy phrases.
@@Laobi Everyone gets it wrong, its how we tell Yankees from Texans, its in Texas. The twisty fucker who came up with it disappeared and the name was almost changed, then it was decided its a great way to tell who to shoot and who is cool and only needs a good pounding rather than a bullet wound. It is pronounced, Nakadoechez. Keep in mind, this is the same state with Uncertain, Tx, Cut and Shoot, Tx, and my home town of Baytown. It is a town, on a bay, of all things. I always thought, man what a bunch of dull fuckers. Then I met the woman I am going to marry. She is from Minnesota, the wettest state in the lower 48. There is water everywhere. Naturally, she is from Watertown, MN. Yep, the boy from Baytown fell for the girl from Watertown. Oh, and I was born in Riverton, Wyoming. And yes, she will wear the pants in the family.
I like those simple place names, no ambiguity, not like here where some of the ancient names are impossible to pronounce, except for a place called Bastardstown which lives up to its name, a place called Cum which I obviously avoided, and a place called Muff which many years ago I used to prank call people telling them I was from the Diving school there (then some fucker had the same idea and made it an internet thing with t-shirts etc.,). You'll even find in Europe that many place names are just the same in the current or some long forgotten language and Chinese place names are mostly named after either shapes on land or their location on the sea, so there will be towns called North Sea, South Sea, Big River, etc., Congratulations on your upcoming wedding!
@@Laobi It's the scale. You can notice it more so on the rivers. I find most sims suffer from this. They got it right way back with pacific fighters (if you had a Radeon lol). I really expect way better in 2020.
Sadly enough DCS uses prehistoric engine that fucks this game up. Like...War Thunders England has 3x more visibility range includiung bushes and grass and i get 120 fps, This map looks like War Thunder on low setting and best i can get is 19 fps...Like wtf, really
Thank you sir! I think it's apples and oranges really, WT is fun, but it's an arcade game, I love the graphics in Ace Combat, but to lay those on top of a sim will bring it to a grinding halt with current hardware.
The thing is, it doesnt matter if its arcade or sim...visuals are visuals. Even DCS could look realistic, all they have to do is change rendering engine
Thank you sir! They do look similar, they're in the same climate and rough geographical area, so it's kind of unavoidable, but I love the rolling hills of Blighty and the the wine soaked fields of France.
Thank you sir! Glad to see you avoided the rona! I never really get that perturbed, maybe it's because I have always used OB and if it really goes wrong there's always a hotfix.
Thank you sir! Glad you came along, earlier I was trying to pronounce it and sounded like I had a life changing head injury, then I figured 'OK has to be Lyme'. I'll probably partially forget next time around and call it arm or leg.
Thank you sir! I know sacrilege! I kind of shot the video in 1 flight, so I think it was mainly for fuel capacity, shit I should have taken the Mustang and covered France too!
I have all the DCS Maps but this is the first one I am going to pass on. Normandy was disappointing to fly around in modern jets and this is more of the same. Too few WW2 aircraft and its done alot better in IL2 (apart from the graphics)
Thank you sir! I like Normandy, but not as much as this and loving WW2 warbirds I just had to. I also love IL2, it reminds me in a good way of a WW2 theme park, whereas for me DCS does the detail. They're both great in different ways for me.
Thank you sir! I think she refers to the creatures that inhabit it as the 'Army of Me', but her doctor calls them pubic lice (couldn't resist a Bjork song joke)
“The airfield where your grandmother lost her virginity to 5 Canadian airmen and the squadron Border Collie...” I cant breathe... or construct normal sentences...😂🤣🤣
Thank you sir! Glad you enjoyed that one! No border collies were harmed...
@@Laobi WOOF!
After all that, neither could she.
Glorious review of the map. Loved all the commentary. The way you blend history with cock and spunk jokes is just splendid.
The only early WW2 plane we need to have is the P40. No serious warbird game can call itself one without a P40. Love that landing with the wheels squealing at touchdown on grass.... Superb early access work there ED.
Thank you sir! I don't agree with Freud on many things, but he may have had a point when he said it was all about fucking. We almost had a P40, but the devs who were making it were clowns and many were left with pie on their faces. I hope someone more competent will take up the baton and eventually we'll get one.
"as the allies switched their lube for sandpaper" :') Love it
Thank you sir! Nothing like the old sandpaper prophylactic.
Something to remember for the next bog roll apocalypse though ^^
I get a special feeling when I land the Spitfire at Detling. Thanks Laobi for the tour, felt like I was watching the Wealth Channel. ;)
Thank you sir! There's something magical about it, both my parents had uncles who flew in the RAF during that time, they're dead now but I would have loved to see what they would make of today's simulations. He he, could have used them as a test bed, keep developing until they have PTSD!
World class and hilarious! Thank you as always. Kind regards Nick
Thank you very much good sir! Congratulations on a great map, love the Battle of Britain-ability of this map with the airfields and locations that are now the stuff of legend!
@@Laobi Wonderful thanks again! Kind regards, Nick
I was based at the barracks just behind Dover castle in the late 80's early 90's. They have done a brilliant effort at modelling that area. Hilarious. You had me in shit state. Superb! GFY!
Thank you sir! It's a beautiful part of the world. I was through there a few times in the mid 90s, always took the time to stop, grab some food and take a look around. That castle was where I overheard an elderly American couple discussing whom they could ask about seeing the bluebirds, my interjection was the same of the video 'they're an endangered species and the locals will even go as claiming they don't exist, you have to be persistent!'
No hedges. At this time, and well into the 1970s most of this part of England had hedges, not trees, lining the borders of almost every field. A simple glance at multiple photos of the era would indicate this. Oh well.
Thank you sir! This is a common theme in flight sims, one doesn't see hedge rows. I'm not sure if it's more expensive on resources to create hedges as we now have speed trees, perhaps speed hedges would be a thing if hedge rows were more common outside the British Isles, France and the low countries.
Thanks for the feedback! and the adult humour :)
Thank you very much good sir! Saw a snippet of some rage fest, but too busy to investigate further, hope the torch bearing peasants have returned to their hovels now.
Laobi, are you talking about the forums or the United States?
I know a guy who lives in a small town on the north side of this map, the similarity to the real place is uncanny (besides the older styled buildings) and it’s not even a significant area
Thank you sir! Wow, I know they don't generally model the civilian dwellings in the towns exactly as they are, but close, but that's amazing
Laobi It is! Snodland is the name of the place to be exact - funny name I know but check it out
Superb and entertaining video as usual Laobi. I would send it to my friends, but they would all end up watching it on a 4 inch by six inch phone screen and thereby miss the whole point of it - the gorgeous scenery meticulously rendered and your witty takes on history. (Sigh) that's the price of modern communications I guess. I congratulate myself on having a big one! My 43 inch 4K monitor did it proud!
Thank you very much sir! Glad you enjoyed it. Find friends who would be horrified, I love when outraged people come to visit, they're hours of fun! At some point I will make the move to 4K on my PC, I suppose when it becomes the standard in the 'adult matinees' I sometimes watch.
Youd prob sell out tickets as a history tour guide lol. Still cant get over the amount work put into the map.
Thank you sir! I'd probably end up having to disappear when a few of them got hospitalised by the natives for following my advice.
It should have been an expansion of the Normandy Map :/
I agree, the Normandy Map has always been a disappointment and this would have made it better but politics get involved i guess
Thank you good sir! I hope you're keeping well. I think this map is the WW2 map that ED wanted to make all along. If my memory serves me (which it never does) a 3rd party dev came along years ago and promised to make Normandy '44 and all the toys to go with it. The dev 'allegedly' (have to use that in case one of the buggers are reading) ran off with the cash leaving ED to clean up the spunk. ED made good on the promise and all those original backers get what they were promised and what they paid the original 3rd party for.
As much as I like Normandy I would have preferred this map by far from the start.
@@Laobi Well that's worrying since the Normandy map developer is the one making the Syria Map
@Tom cat Just to clarify on my last bit there, the dev that was originally supposed to make Normandy opened a dreaded kickstarter which stung a load of people, ED stepped up and made things good at great and continued expense. The actual developer of the Normandy we have are a first rate map dev, nothing to do with the kickstarter dev. They're called Urgamedia and they have/are developed(ing) very high quality maps for a number of sims including IL2. When speed trees became the norm they even went back and added them to Normandy along with optimisation improvements. Just saw your comment and thought I should clear up any ambiguity.
Came for the expected colourful commentary. Stayed for the history lesson+ colourful commentary.
No first look on the opposing end of the map ? Mein fuhrer will be displeased.
Thank you sir! Tell your dear Fuhrer to worry not, I plan on mangling French, Flemish and German names in the next video.
Nice and concise description mate!
Was having a pretty bad day, fucking family, and this made me laugh hard. Good day now, thank you!
Thank you sir! Sorry to hear you had a shit day and glad my vid lifted it a little. There's always good days and bad, I find it's just a matter of saying 'fuck it, I'll make my own fun tomorrow'
That Border Collie was my grandmother! A word has it, she was a great lover.
Thank you sir! I heard it mentioned she could do things with that tongue...
The best showcase of this map I've seen so far
Thank you very much sir! I started recording thinking 'buggered if I can think of anything to say'
Such Language!! I love it!!
Thank you very much sir!
Glad you didn't have to play that "there's a focken psychopath hidden in the back of your plane" minigame there :D
I've seen this map run a whopping seven fps and when I loaded Caucasus after that, I almost had 200. Strange issue that sometimes occurs with the framerate not going up after being low from loading in the beginning. Restarting DCS however "fixed" it.
Thank you sir! I had that issue a couple of times on the PG map, but clearing the shader cache after an update got me out of the hole. Haven't had the chance to fly the latest update yet. Is it a bingo, or bollocks scenario?
Had the map since it's release but still very much enjoy watching your video :D
Thank you sir! Glad you enjoyed them. I was a little slow getting these out.
Brilliant video, as ever. I am going to steal your tea comment and look for an opportunity to use it as soon as possible. It's not going to be easy but it'll be worth it.
Thank you sir! I remembered in the 90s hearing a very old sailor describe how far a small amount of money went for him during the war (as old people often do), except he was describing a trip to the cinema, followed by a boozy night rounded off by a trip to the poon peddlers! It somehow inspired that comment.
@2:00 Nope, no. You can not Thames like that. 😂
Thank you sir! I was attempting to pronounce it like the late Mrs. Thatcher, oh, back to the Ouiji board
I had to play that bit back a couple times
I’m going to have to spawn in different places around the map. My terrain in England doesn’t look anything like what you’re showing . I have almost no detail, save a few houses and some trees. Is there more than one version?
Thank you sir! That's an unusual error, as far as I know the versions are unified. Have you set the view distance to the maximum, also adjust the quality of trees/grass upwards as they may have somehow gotten connected to other features. Lastly, go to C:\Users\[whatever your PC is called]\Saved Games\DCS.openbeta then delete the contents of the FXO and Metashaders folders, sometimes old textures can cause this issue after an update. Hope this helps.
Laobi i will definitely try your suggestions. I want there to be enough detail that I can fly over and spot that Border Collie! WOOF!
@Laobi As it turns out, the map I have is Normandy and not The Channel Map. Man, it's painful being stupid. Thanks for your help!
@8:08 ...I suspect that Bjork’s minge is bushier than that family from Texas that gave America two wars in Iraq. 😜
Thank you sir! I suspect you're correct, her gynecologist probably has to bring a native guide and several days provisions when examining her. I reckon poor old Barbara trimmed, otherwise George H would have left her years ago!
@@Laobi 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻🍻
Bloody hilarious! 😂😂, great content, entertaining as ever 👍
Thank you sir! Glad you enjoyed it.
Bloody good frame rate over Chatham and Tilbury, my pc grinds to a stuttering submission with all the textures it needs to handle here
Thank you sir! I honestly think flightsimming is a hardware lotto, I had an issue like that over Cherbourg on the Normandy map when no one else was having it, an update later it went away. The only area I had a bit of a dip was around Abbeville on this map.
Great video and I subscribed 😊
Just bloody funny as always. Appreciated! 🙂🎸🤘
The bridges in DCS get right on my fucking onions.
Thank you sir! Some stone bridges have found their way into Normandy, hopefully they'll abolish those Soviet pontoon bridges, it's no fun blowing up a bridge unless you know it took some poor fuckers all their skills and a year to build it.
So whats the Difference between this map and the "Normandie" map? I dont get it? Have they created 2 maps of the same area? haha
Thank you sir! The Normandy map covers the south central coast of England, Normandy, and the Channel Islands. The Channel map moves East covering South East England, Nord Pas De Calais and a little bit of Belgium.
Bravo sir, Bravo!!
Thank you very much sir!
Crash! Hurry TF up with your next video!!! Can't you see we're facing a Crash Laobi addiction crisis, here?
Thank you sir! It took a little longer than expected (life and all that shite), but here it is!
Brilliant.
Thank you very much sir!
new intro is sickkkk
Thank you sir! I try to make each incarnation of the intro a little less shit than the last, it's never better, just a little less shit!
@@Laobi you kind man are a good person 😁
Good vid mate. Historically informative .... and thoroughly entertaining. (As usual! 😂 😂)
Thank you very much sir! I'm surprised it was informative, to me it was just somewhere to camouflage the obscenities!
cracking up here :D
Thank you very much sir!
Theres a comment from gossip that says "wanna be friends" there's been many channels getting stolen for simply interacting with this comment (always different channels). Just a heads up. SomeOrdinaryGamer made a video on it recently.
Thank you sir! I generally ignore those comments as they're either from those 'earn a billion subs'/'get all the poon you can eat' channels, but I appreciate the heads up, it's the type of comment that I could have easily replied 'no' to!
I think the smaller towers are the Chain Low system
Thank you sir for the information, I honestly thought someone had just run out of metal when building the others. Damn, now I have to read up on that system too.
@@Laobi Basically the same but I think more for low level detection
@@Laobi Also I'm not a sir, I work for a living
Excellent review and commentary.🤣
Thank you very much sir!
I just want to bitch and moan about this map after I bought the Normandy map. I initially thought it was a free upgrade. Shocked to find out it is something new entirely and unrelated to Nomandy. Are the developers of the Normandy map just going to walk after this? Why would they want the direct competition from Eagle dynamics for the exact same area?
Will the Normandy map just fail to work and disappear after an upgrade like the Hawk did, leaving us all out of pocket?
Thank you sir! The Normandy map is a different animal! The developers of the Normandy map are still doing work in the sim, their latest is the upcoming Syria map, they're also developing a Normandy map for IL2, so I wouldn't worry about their longevity too much. Additionally they performed some updates to the map last year including speed trees and optimisation. The Hawk was an isolated incident that was part of a learning curve, there are much tighter controls on devs now including the retention of source code - this means that if a dev abandons the sim ED can legally continue to work on and I think will gain ownership of that module/map going forward.
Yeessssss!!! Crash is back!!!
Thank you sir! Yes, I'm not worm food just yet!
This or Normandy map?
Thank you sir! Go this map, much more versatile for WW2 flying!
Tems (Thames), not Thaymes, Chat-ham, not Chaffham, Yes, you will be delighted to have annoyed the English with a few pronunciations there, we can't help having stupid place names and pronunciations, it's what makes us silly.
Thank you sir! Yes, place names always get me, even places I've visited like those where you can travel 10 clicks and hear a different pronunciation. What I love about English people is they expect people to fuck up place names. Just wait until the next video about France, you'll see so much anger at my pronunciation that you'd swear I photoshopped my todger into Joan of Arc's mouth!
I'm glad there's no Wales map...
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch :)
Well, most people would fuck up "Harry-fed" already. I bet BN approves :D
@@Laobi You might remember Smudge who did a few videos. He had a few issues with some of the Caucasus places. Back in BlueFlag 2014 he gave up completely with Vladikavkaz and called it Dave after too much ridicule. Butchering placenames is hilarious. I still recall directing some American tourists to Leicester Square. "Lye-sester square". English placenames are silly tho and definitely deserve it.
Thanks for the whitty commentary and History.
Thank you very much sir! Glad I managed to squeeze in some history between the dick jokes this time.
Nacogdoches, try and pronounce that! No cheating.
Looks like it sounds like someone trying to say 'Nacho Doches' with a broken nose. I imagine it sounds something 'Nahodojees', but my Spanish is limited to 1 greeting and 2 filthy phrases.
@@Laobi Everyone gets it wrong, its how we tell Yankees from Texans, its in Texas. The twisty fucker who came up with it disappeared and the name was almost changed, then it was decided its a great way to tell who to shoot and who is cool and only needs a good pounding rather than a bullet wound. It is pronounced, Nakadoechez. Keep in mind, this is the same state with Uncertain, Tx, Cut and Shoot, Tx, and my home town of Baytown. It is a town, on a bay, of all things. I always thought, man what a bunch of dull fuckers. Then I met the woman I am going to marry. She is from Minnesota, the wettest state in the lower 48. There is water everywhere. Naturally, she is from Watertown, MN. Yep, the boy from Baytown fell for the girl from Watertown. Oh, and I was born in Riverton, Wyoming. And yes, she will wear the pants in the family.
I like those simple place names, no ambiguity, not like here where some of the ancient names are impossible to pronounce, except for a place called Bastardstown which lives up to its name, a place called Cum which I obviously avoided, and a place called Muff which many years ago I used to prank call people telling them I was from the Diving school there (then some fucker had the same idea and made it an internet thing with t-shirts etc.,). You'll even find in Europe that many place names are just the same in the current or some long forgotten language and Chinese place names are mostly named after either shapes on land or their location on the sea, so there will be towns called North Sea, South Sea, Big River, etc., Congratulations on your upcoming wedding!
its dunkirk time bois
Thank you sir! Or those of a masochistic leaning could try the Dieppe raid!
The water texture is completely wrong.
Thank you sir! It's a little light for the British Isles in sun, but when overcast it develops that grey we all know so well.
@@Laobi It's the scale. You can notice it more so on the rivers. I find most sims suffer from this. They got it right way back with pacific fighters (if you had a Radeon lol). I really expect way better in 2020.
fems? Don't you mean Thames (Tems)?
Thank you sir! Wait until you see how I mangle French and Belgian places!
Sadly enough DCS uses prehistoric engine that fucks this game up. Like...War Thunders England has 3x more visibility range includiung bushes and grass and i get 120 fps, This map looks like War Thunder on low setting and best i can get is 19 fps...Like wtf, really
Thank you sir! I think it's apples and oranges really, WT is fun, but it's an arcade game, I love the graphics in Ace Combat, but to lay those on top of a sim will bring it to a grinding halt with current hardware.
The thing is, it doesnt matter if its arcade or sim...visuals are visuals. Even DCS could look realistic, all they have to do is change rendering engine
Anyone else think this map looks too similar to Normandy?
Thank you sir! They do look similar, they're in the same climate and rough geographical area, so it's kind of unavoidable, but I love the rolling hills of Blighty and the the wine soaked fields of France.
havent touched dcs in months, ed needs to get their shit together
Thank you sir! Glad to see you avoided the rona! I never really get that perturbed, maybe it's because I have always used OB and if it really goes wrong there's always a hotfix.
@@Laobi yea I like pvp so since servers are on OB I'm fckd
Pronounced lim. Not lime.
did you hear what he said?
@@ranger6609 yeah
Thank you sir! Glad you came along, earlier I was trying to pronounce it and sounded like I had a life changing head injury, then I figured 'OK has to be Lyme'. I'll probably partially forget next time around and call it arm or leg.
Laobi basically ignore every letter past the M. Christ knows why it’s got three silent letters
how the f can you take a tour to England not in a spitfire. Downvoted (jk)
Thank you sir! I know sacrilege! I kind of shot the video in 1 flight, so I think it was mainly for fuel capacity, shit I should have taken the Mustang and covered France too!
Glib
Thank you sir! I was only aiming for flippant, but glib is fantastic. You've made my day!
Help i cough the gay
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Thank you sir!
Thumbs down, did not use Spitfire for tour of England. Unsubscribed.
Thank you sir! I was going to use the BF109 In the same way as soon as a B29 is released for MSFS I am going to tour Japan with it.
@@Laobi As if the Internet needs more edgy tongue in cheek content... Oh wait. It does. God speed good sir!
I have all the DCS Maps but this is the first one I am going to pass on. Normandy was disappointing to fly around in modern jets and this is more of the same. Too few WW2 aircraft and its done alot better in IL2 (apart from the graphics)
Thank you sir! I like Normandy, but not as much as this and loving WW2 warbirds I just had to. I also love IL2, it reminds me in a good way of a WW2 theme park, whereas for me DCS does the detail. They're both great in different ways for me.
Bjorkminge 😆😅😄😃😂
Thank you sir! I think she refers to the creatures that inhabit it as the 'Army of Me', but her doctor calls them pubic lice (couldn't resist a Bjork song joke)
Yup as with all dcs maps it garbage , roll on 2020.
Thank you sir! 2020 is nice, but civilian flight sims never manage enough systems detail for combat
@@Laobi Your probably right and knowing my luck someone will bring out the perfect combination the day after I pop my clogs .
Very true sir! I will be long dead by that stage, but look at the shite we thought was hyper realistic in the 90s.
DCS maps are very small and overpriced
Agreed. Il2 maps are not exactly massive and detailed though, DCS are better
The fuck I was so confused when I saw you had the same Pic as me lol
Thank you sir! DCS maps are like good poon, they're well managed, tight, and that was where the analogy fell off a cliff.
@@ranger6609 lol
Il-2 boldly just leaves out roughly 2 out of 3 cities... wouldn't happen to DCS.
No need for the foul langauge and smutty, schoolboy gags and innuendo mate. Clean your act up.