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  • @marcemrich335
    @marcemrich335 3 місяці тому +810

    The real bavarian strategy is the. Taktischer Zwischenkotzer.

    • @1moritzz960
      @1moritzz960 3 місяці тому +72

      was bezahlt wird, bleibt drinnen

    • @hansdampf3468
      @hansdampf3468 3 місяці тому +46

      @@1moritzz960 Drum kotzen manche auch direkt in die Maß und saufens wieder...

    • @Bockwurstwecken
      @Bockwurstwecken 3 місяці тому +1

      AKA Zwiko

    • @CainZ312
      @CainZ312 3 місяці тому +7

      @@1moritzz960 wo saufen eine ehre ist darf kotzen keine schande sein

  • @u_Finn
    @u_Finn 3 місяці тому +196

    4:47 more like 7 years of bad sex (at least where I come from lol)

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +37

      that explains why everyone takes it so seriously

    • @hansmeiser32
      @hansmeiser32 3 місяці тому +30

      @@MattSuozzo 7 years of bad luck is when you wish someone Happy Birthday in advance.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +9

      ahhh okay. I knew that was also a thing but I didn't know they were different kinds of bad luck. thanks :)

    • @profihuhn148
      @profihuhn148 2 місяці тому +1

      at least its 7 years of sex

  • @death_courir
    @death_courir 3 місяці тому +480

    As a german, for me the best way to survive Oktoberfest is simply I don´t visit it. I rather go to smaler local festivals or Biergartenfesten. It´s same fun, but less crowded and expensive, especial the beer price. But for you, have a great tome and fun.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +25

      the small fests have pretty much the same vibe, same food, beer, etc. but they are missing the international vibe, which is a good or bad thing, depending on perspective :)

    • @cehaem2
      @cehaem2 3 місяці тому +18

      @@MattSuozzo By "the international vibe" you mean fewer plastered tourists from the Anglosaxon world? I agree! If you really have to go there, choose the "Oide Wies'n". You pay for entrance, it's way lesser crowded and you actually can catch some of the local vibe. The larger Oktoberfest is basically a tourist trap.

    • @christopherrid9592
      @christopherrid9592 3 місяці тому

      ​@@cehaem2Yeah but foreigners won't find many people at rural Volksfeste who are willing or able to speak English with them, that's where he's getting at I reckon

    • @g.m.6775
      @g.m.6775 3 місяці тому

      You‘ve been to the Dachauer Volksfest? Nice! I’m from there. 😄

    • @mariusmorawski5595
      @mariusmorawski5595 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@christopherrid9592Sufficiently Alcoholized Bavarian dialect is indistinguishable from Sufficiently Alcoholized English.

  • @einJona
    @einJona 3 місяці тому +104

    American's could never pull of something like the Oktoberfest also because they would need 100x the space for the parking lot... There are two underground stations below / near the Oktoberfest area which brings most visitors to and away from the event location. The trains are much more frequent during this time and it's very well organized with both security and also (funny) police officers - which you will most likely see again in viral TikTok videos.

    • @StefanSulistyo
      @StefanSulistyo 3 місяці тому +5

      actually 4 underground stations close by (Theresienwiese, Goetheplatz, Schwanthalerhöhe Poccistr.) + light rail (Hackerbrücke) and Munich main train station ~15-20min walk away

    • @janlanik2660
      @janlanik2660 2 місяці тому +1

      Parking? Nobody can drive after visiting Octoberfest.

    • @1321richard
      @1321richard 2 місяці тому

      germans complain about Germany and dream about America. Now i have the impression the opposite is also true

  • @marinus4258
    @marinus4258 3 місяці тому +75

    One nice detail about the Dirndl is where you tie your Dirndl apron. They show your relationship status.
    For example:
    Bow on the right means you're taken
    Bow on the left means you're single
    Bow in the back means you're a waitress or widow and
    Bow in the middle means you're a virgin

  • @martin1042
    @martin1042 3 місяці тому +109

    3:10 Yes, I'm sure the formal German pronouns made the difference! 🤣

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +1

      xD

    • @mathewthatcher6274
      @mathewthatcher6274 2 місяці тому

      My wife used her English pronouns to get us seated at nearly every place 😂😂

  • @karlnapp7564
    @karlnapp7564 3 місяці тому +47

    Eat as heavily as possible and then start drinking.
    Starting with breakfast.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +7

      I see people make the mistake of not eating all the time, it will catch up with you fast.

    • @karlnapp7564
      @karlnapp7564 3 місяці тому +3

      @@MattSuozzo They think it will keep them from throwing up.

  • @kili4937
    @kili4937 3 місяці тому +44

    Awesome to see you filmed most of this at the Dachauer Volksfest. I was constantly looking for myself in the video since I’ve been there every day xD

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +5

      i managed to film it mostly the first day when it opened as it was quiet. it was a lot of fun :)

    • @oliverb.1636
      @oliverb.1636 2 місяці тому +1

      Hahah bist ned der einzige

  • @freeridefried
    @freeridefried 3 місяці тому +17

    Nice vid and adding value for novices from abroad. Some small advice from my side. Don’t choke the beer down too quickly as it carries more alcohol than the average beer at home. If you decide to leave a little in the mug when the beer turned warm and stale, no worries, many people do that and it reduces intake. Don’t order beer too quickly in the beginning (wait how you react to it). Tipp the waiter really well and you will never be short of supply or support in case there is something. If you do get into a fight, by no means use the mug to hit at someone. Nowadays this is considered attempted manslaughter and people do get jailed long for it (injuries are also horrific). Moreover, I would not recommend to get a local outfit cheaply from one of the pop up stores - looks, quality and sustainability are terrible plus any real local will look down on you (it is not carnival). Most Germans speak English, so no need to be shy if there is anything. Enjoy!

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +5

      all good advice! i would also advise against attempted manslaughter. luckily the tents/tables I have been at have been pretty chill and fun. outside the tents the most drama I ever see are people sick or couples breaking up. I wonder if the increase in non-alcoholic beer this year will see any changes to behaviour...

    • @freeridefried
      @freeridefried 3 місяці тому

      @@MattSuozzo hopefully not. Absolutely do go wild please - fun’s is what everyone is there for 😃🥳

  • @ralfhergert6296
    @ralfhergert6296 3 місяці тому +22

    Best of luck for your training!
    5:26 "ein Prosit der Gemütlichkeit" = a toast to coziness;
    5:21 "zwoa, oans, Gsuffa!" (bavarian dialect) in high-german "zwei, eins, Ausgetrunken!" = two, one, drink empty your glasses!

    • @maxi_qu
      @maxi_qu 3 місяці тому

      Just drink. Not empty out. If you empty your glass in one go, you most likely will be kicked out

    • @tonir299
      @tonir299 2 місяці тому +1

      Es heisst: Oans, zwoa, drei, G'suffa!

  • @rogerblumenstein1238
    @rogerblumenstein1238 3 місяці тому +96

    Really? A Brezn is slightly salted cardboard? 😂Banause!

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +8

      most beer gardens the Brezn is great. Maybe the Wiesn Brezn is also made in the Spring xD

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +1

      only at Wiesen :)

    • @robertjahnigen424
      @robertjahnigen424 3 місяці тому +1

      The Brezn is the weak-ass version of the Swabian Brezel, which actually has a crust and some crunch to it.

    • @d3rflex
      @d3rflex 3 місяці тому +1

      @@robertjahnigen424 youve never eaten a good bavarian pretzel then, i see. you gotta know that they cant make pretzels that fresh for so many people in a place like the wiesn.

    • @Kyodu
      @Kyodu 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah that asterisk may have saved your life buddy ;) nothing better than a fresh Brezen from my local bakery.

  • @DerUHUstick
    @DerUHUstick 3 місяці тому +2

    This video was sooo cool! I’m german and i’ve never thought about those things like german smalltalk or how to not get drunk. But man you nailed it. I can identify with so much of the points mentioned by you in the Video. So i can say: This is a really good tutorial for beginners. And you can watch it before visiting a northern Dorffest (village festival) also. But maybe dont wear a traditionally Bavarian tracht then 😂

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +1

      thanks, maybe years of trial and error to learn this xD

  • @franzoloranzo7302
    @franzoloranzo7302 3 місяці тому +42

    „eRm, I‘m FrOm NoRtHeRn gErMaNy AnD I wOuLd NeVeR ViSiT oKtObErFeSt.“

    • @Ryuuuuuk
      @Ryuuuuuk 2 місяці тому

      Ich bin ein Friesenjung
      Und wohne hinterm Deich

  • @EsterHorbach-it9tb
    @EsterHorbach-it9tb 3 місяці тому +30

    Regardless of the stereotypical German:
    Coming from the Northern part of Germany, the Oktoberfest is easily avoided, bc Munich is 8 hours away from my home town.
    I can live without the Oktoberfest and without the Oktoberfest beer.
    But to each their own.
    Have a nice weekend, have fun. With or without it.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      cheers :D

    • @InTeCredo
      @InTeCredo 2 місяці тому

      Well, you can ride the all-night train and arrive there in the morning, drink all day, then take train home. Simple.

    • @Flo-vn9ty
      @Flo-vn9ty 2 місяці тому

      I'm from the western part. So from here it's 'only' 4 - 5 hours. I still don't see any need to go to Oktoberfest. There are enough other festivals here to choose from. Yes, they are not as large as Oktoberfest, but I can't eat at 50 different food stands and drink in 10 different beer tents anyway. As a bonus, it's not as expensive , there is no Bavarian clothing and no Bavarian music.

  • @ixodesricinus3001
    @ixodesricinus3001 3 місяці тому +1

    If you have a friend in bavaria and you want to experience the octoberfest, ask them when their „voigsfest“ is and visit them during that time. Each community has their small octoberfest aka voigsfest and these are so much better. Its cheaper, more chill and there are actually bavarians and not tourists with printed lederhosn.

  • @olliwi
    @olliwi 2 місяці тому +1

    You nailed it. Pretty good analysis of how we (Germans) are and what you need to consider when going to the Wiesn. The smalltalk part, however, is pretty easy. Just nod, say „yes“ and smile all the time and baam, you’re there. 😉

  • @David-qm7md
    @David-qm7md 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro you've literally been coming off so sympathetic throughout the video... until referring to my beloved Bavarian Brezn as a salted cardboard box xD I was born and raised in Munich and moved to the west side of Germany for university, and every time I come back to Munich to visit my family I can barely sleep the night before thinking of the taste of a freshly baked Brezn and how much I'm looking forward to have some!!

  • @aaronlucier
    @aaronlucier 3 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for the honest and on the point info.

  • @tw8009
    @tw8009 2 місяці тому +15

    Fun fact: Tourists and even Germans from outside of Bavaria wearing cheap imitation "Trachten" clothes are actually considered kind of offensive by many Bavarians. There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing regular clothes to Oktoberfest if its not your native culture and you don't know the ins and outs. I actually respect that a lot. Many of us Bavarians inherit pieces of the outfits from our ancestors and there are many details involved. We can see what area or village someone is from just from the style of hat, shirt etc. We wear it proudly not only to Oktoberfest but weddings, funerals, birthdays, village celebrations or even just on any given day. Every day we fight to keep our language alive knowing it will likely be extinct within a generation or two. So its pretty inappropriate for tourists to just slap on some fake Lederhosen and a stupid hat as a "funny" booze costume.

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 2 місяці тому +1

      Your German language is not gonna be extinct in a generation or two. The Netherlands & all of Scandinavia, they dub all their TV shows and movies. (unlike Germany, France, Italy, and Spain) & the Dutch & Scandinavian languages are not going away soon.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 місяці тому +1

      ⁠​⁠@@MikeCee7 Most likely Bavarian dialect and not high German. The former is arguably really on the way out, modern media is definitely eliminating local culture that way.

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Arcaryon Thanks, I just thought the comment was about the German language going extinct. I’m American, so I didn’t know about the Bavarian dialect.

  • @seb0rn739
    @seb0rn739 3 місяці тому +2

    Very nice guide! Most of this is very specific for Bavaria, though, not Germany at large. Other parts of Germany have very different cultures. I am from Northern Germany and when I am at Oktoberfest I feel like a tourist too (because I am).
    At 4:28, this "seven years of bad luck" (or bad sex) thing if you don't look people in the eyes while touching glasses is a thing outside of Bavaria too but there is no superstition involved in this. It's just something you say because it's rude to not look people in the eyes while doing it because we see it as a statement of appreciation.
    The "Zwischenwasser" and "Radler" (called "Alster" were I am from) mentioned at 6:55 is also a thing outside Bavaria. Drinking alcohol dehydrates the body which is one of the main contributing factors of hangover, so drinking lots of water in between alcoholic drinks helps. If you do it correctly, you can even avoid a hangover entirely, even after a full night of drinking. The best way is still not drinking too much alcohol in the first place, of course.

  • @maximiliankuhne9209
    @maximiliankuhne9209 2 місяці тому +1

    To compare a Bretzel with a slighty salted cardboard box 7:27 is straight up insulting!

  • @Mr_Sushi420
    @Mr_Sushi420 2 місяці тому

    Underrated channel!!! Love the Editing reminds me of Casey Neistat

  • @kbittorf335
    @kbittorf335 3 місяці тому +2

    A 12 ounce plastic cup of domestic beer at last years Milwaukee Germanfest was $9US! I enjoyed one and drank water the rest of the time. And yes, it‘s more of a Bavarian fest. The Stihl Timbersports competition was fun to watch. 🇩🇪

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      that does sound like fun. i want to watch that

    • @kbittorf335
      @kbittorf335 3 місяці тому

      @@MattSuozzo It‘s probably streamed somewhere here. The only thing you will miss is the smell of fresh sawdust and 2-cycle!

  • @Shivimoop
    @Shivimoop 2 місяці тому

    As a woman who lives about 10 minutes away: you can even go alone, no male or female friends necessary for your safety. But I would recommend saving the number of German emergency cervices (as I would in any country you visit) and have a quick read up on safety measures during Oktoberfest.

  • @Smokerates
    @Smokerates 3 місяці тому +4

    Your German friends definetely got you with the „beer delivered by horse and cart“ 😂 it’s not.to further ruin the romanticism: some tents even have permanently installed pipelines underneath the surface, since each tent stays on the same place each year (the last time something changed apart from oide Wiesn becoming permanent was in the late 80ies/early 90ies). Beer gets delivered via truck into tanks and all but augustiner tap from tanks and not kegs.

  • @limbics4501
    @limbics4501 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm watching this from walking distance to your filming location at Dachauer Volksfest :D Nice Overview and yeah never pour the beer to another ! Prost (:

  • @StefanSulistyo
    @StefanSulistyo 3 місяці тому +2

    You can also do a saures Radler, which has water instead of lemonade

    • @30chrismuc
      @30chrismuc 3 місяці тому

      🤮

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      xD

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      always a good choice. but now i just go for the non-alcoholic beer instead to switch it up

  • @GoldPascha
    @GoldPascha 3 місяці тому +6

    5:31 "oans, zwoa, ... " is bavarian dialect and stands for "one, two, ... ". You'll probably hear lots of dialect during your visit!

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      Lots of dialect. Also sometimes they say "oans, zwoa" and then other times they add a "drei" in there. keeps you on your toes xD

    • @cehaem2
      @cehaem2 3 місяці тому

      @@GoldPascha From all the tourists...lol.

  • @gir5239
    @gir5239 2 місяці тому +2

    Another hint: In Bavaria, never pronounce Maß like "Maas". It's "Mass" with a short "a".

  • @Adrik808
    @Adrik808 2 місяці тому

    I was born and raised in Munich and never heard of the rule to not fill beer from one Maß to another but as soon as you said it I just had this intuitive and visible burst of disgust, so I think it's just part of our DNA

  • @RaveKev
    @RaveKev 3 місяці тому +34

    Price is same as a Bud-Light on the Timesquare?.. Well yeah, Bud-Light is equivalent to German Water, so it's pretty expensive :)
    But yeah, the beer is super expensive.
    Hope to see you @ "Wies'n" (Chapter 6: Don't call it Oktoberfest)
    Greetings from Munich :)
    Another tipp to not get drunk: Wave your Glass around to each song, and spill half your beer over the person next to you...

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +8

      those are some good tips. I’m slowly learning: it’s Wiesn not Oktoberfest, Stachaus not Karlsplatz :)

    • @RaveKev
      @RaveKev 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MattSuozzo yeah, Germans, especially Bavarians are pretty proud of their heritage and culture. That's annoying. I was born in Northern Germany and came to Bavaria when I was 2yo - I will never be seen as a Bavarian 😅

    • @michaelburggraf2822
      @michaelburggraf2822 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@RaveKev as a Swabian (Western neighbours of Bavarians) my recommendation would be to not even try to become a Bavarian (unless you're able to do it effortlessly). There's a real danger in such an effort to look weak, needy or cringe - or all at the same time. People in south Germany (and I dare to include Austrians and Swiss here too) like to think of themselves as being open and tolerant, at least in towns and big cities. Even Swabians are just well tolerated in Upper Bavaria. The reverse - Bavarians in Swabia - is also true though 😂😂😂

    • @gregorygant4242
      @gregorygant4242 3 місяці тому

      @@michaelburggraf2822 Oh Swabians vs Bavarians always are like Mercedes -Benz vs BMW who makes the better cars ?
      Both say we do of course !
      Lots of rivalry between the two some hate each other I've heard is that true ?

    • @hansmuller3604
      @hansmuller3604 3 місяці тому +1

      @@RaveKev come on Helmfried von Lüttichau aka Staller in "Hubert and Staller" goes as bavarian and he was 10 or something when he reached bavarin soil.

  • @arnomrnym6329
    @arnomrnym6329 3 місяці тому +19

    Da kriegen mich keine 10 Perde hin 😉 aber ich hoffe du/ihr habt viel Spaß. 🍻🙂

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 2 місяці тому +4

    0:56 Six and a half milion ... As a german i was scared you would say something different o.O

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 2 місяці тому +1

      That was pretty ~funny (in a gloom & doom, dark humor)
      (I wonder how many other people, also thought of that)

  • @MikeCee7
    @MikeCee7 2 місяці тому

    Getting two people to sit (trick), it helps the American guy is “outta sight” (hidden) when the girl asks.
    We did that same track while hitchhiking in Martha’s Vineyard I would hide in the bushes while my girlfriend would be going hitchhiking.

  • @DKofDAH
    @DKofDAH 3 місяці тому +3

    3:32 😂that’s not the Oktoberfest but the Volksfest Dachau behind the big tent😂 but honestly it’s the much better choice if you ask me( an absolutely unbiased local 😅). First of all it’s in august meaning much nicer weather and it’s traditional the most affordable in Bavaria. Like half the price of Oktoberfest

  • @TheXOOMz
    @TheXOOMz 3 місяці тому

    Hahaha your description of Brezn (or Bretzel) is just hilarious 🤣😆👍🏽

  • @Harzer-Roller
    @Harzer-Roller 3 місяці тому +3

    Oktoberfest is the biggest drinking party in the world. Anglo-Americans can really get drunk there. And the Italians too. As a northern German, I couldn't care less about that.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      what do you guys do to party up there (besides Fasching)?

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 3 місяці тому

      @@MattSuozzo thats also a southern festivity. we dont have big parties, but we meet in large groups play stupid games while slowly traveling to the place we eat our kale stew.
      there is drinking involved and our kale stew is mostly meat.

  • @lucapriller4599
    @lucapriller4599 3 місяці тому +8

    4:48 Bad sex not bad luck

  • @janisrands8990
    @janisrands8990 3 місяці тому

    Leavenworth, Washington has a beautiful Octoberfest....

  • @christophredlprivat1921
    @christophredlprivat1921 2 місяці тому

    The beer delivered by horse is a fairy tale ;)

  • @crankenh0use234
    @crankenh0use234 3 місяці тому +1

    If you are a group of mostly sober young guys, asking a waiter to find a space usually works because they know you are going to purchase a lot for them. The waiters are paid by how many beers+food they sell 😁

  • @DieSchmierlaus
    @DieSchmierlaus 2 місяці тому

    Als Münchner kann ich dir sagen: oa Hendl, drei Maß und Achterbahn! Es gibt auf der Wiesn mehr als nur Bierzelt 😮

  • @hjhuber7929
    @hjhuber7929 2 місяці тому

    Munich local here: never ask the guy sitting there. Ask the waitress. She makes the guy let you sit there (if it's not a reserved table), because she wants business instead of empty seats. And there is no "i'm holding seats for my seven friends" at Oktoberfest 😅

  • @NokoPlays
    @NokoPlays 2 місяці тому

    U actually need to try a BREZEL with cream cheese and parsley, pepper and salt, its insanely good! :D

  • @linusbaumann6966
    @linusbaumann6966 3 місяці тому +1

    Haha you where in Dachau, my City. I could have seen you on our Volkstfest. For me personly i dont like the Oktoberfest that much, its to big, to expensive and the ride to there and home again is annoying. 20€ for one Maß is crazy, in Dachau and the Volkstfeste near it you pay half the price and you get a better expirience. I hope you had fun in Dachau and stayed till the end. Good luck on the Oktoberfest and dont go to the Kotzhügel... Pfiaddi :)

    • @gregorygant4242
      @gregorygant4242 3 місяці тому

      What's the Kotzhugel a vomit hill or something ?
      I know some German not much though.

    • @gregorygant4242
      @gregorygant4242 3 місяці тому

      I hope you aren't near the KZ over there are you ?
      Just saying.

    • @borstenpinsel
      @borstenpinsel 3 місяці тому

      If you come to drink, sure. But massive Wiesn is just different when you wander about from booth to booth and from ride to ride. A single Auto Scooter and chocolate glazed fruit that are out of stock at 8pm in Dachau just feels weird to me😅

    • @borstenpinsel
      @borstenpinsel 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@gregorygant4242yes. Vomit Hill. It's the incline in front of the Bavaria statue where lots of people try to get some rest.. and puke. I mean there's vomit all over the floor in he whole area, the train station and trains but this "hill" has meme status.
      The KZ is a little outside of the town. The festival place is close to the center, under the castle

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      Volksfest was really fun, good vibes and felt like a mini Wiesn :)

  • @yorkcity55
    @yorkcity55 2 місяці тому

    Try Weihenstephan beer; the best you will taste.

  • @reverendblkgrape1
    @reverendblkgrape1 2 місяці тому

    Lovely & sad. What does not kill us makes us stronger.

  • @rairei
    @rairei 3 місяці тому +2

    Damned .. i missed the point to turn out on time (Prost!)
    Perfectly done .. mostly. Training for Oktoberfest has not to start on Sep 2nd, but all over the summer in Biergartens and Bavarian beer festivals LOL
    Btw: 0:49 perfekt eingschenkt (filled) 👍

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +2

      I will begin training earlier next year xD

    • @alondro666
      @alondro666 3 місяці тому

      I agree - very good eigschenkt

  • @HansRutenbrecher
    @HansRutenbrecher 3 місяці тому

    Whaaat brezen tastes like a cardboard box at Wiesn?? Do not hesitate to buy one of those giant Brezen from the vendors walking around with them selling them. And share it with the whole table. It’s really good and can be the difference of feeling quite good again as it fills your stomache with food again delaying and diluting the effects of to much beer.

  • @PipelinePunch-qf9mc
    @PipelinePunch-qf9mc 2 місяці тому +1

    Trinken sie jeden tag bier, es ist gesund.

  • @fcmeilo955
    @fcmeilo955 3 місяці тому +2

    carneval in cologne is harder🎉 5 days non stop

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      I need to experience this, at least once

  • @Rainer_Zufall6969
    @Rainer_Zufall6969 2 місяці тому

    The key is „a Zwiwa“ 😂

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 2 місяці тому +1

    0:56 Six and a half... As a german i was scared you would say something different o.O

  • @steakiefrags1866
    @steakiefrags1866 2 місяці тому

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

  • @dametalbayer1014
    @dametalbayer1014 3 місяці тому

    Heil Prosit der gemütlichkeit ;) Nice Video

  • @onkelpencho8609
    @onkelpencho8609 3 місяці тому

    If you need Pro Tipps ask me.I was a Master in over 20years Oktoberfest

  • @karstenkailer4669
    @karstenkailer4669 3 місяці тому +3

    I‘d never go there. I prefer sitting in a Biergarten.

  • @ynotpeanutbutter
    @ynotpeanutbutter 3 місяці тому +1

    Most people here telling you to not go to the Oktoberfest have probably either not visited it or not done it the right way. I'm from Munich and I'm telling you, once you experienced the real deal, you'll probably want to move to Munich permanently.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      guilty as charged 🍻

  • @s.r5496
    @s.r5496 3 місяці тому

    Damn you did the brezn dirty

  • @axelofflinestranquilitymov3
    @axelofflinestranquilitymov3 2 місяці тому

    yeez mate, get a BUTTERbrezn ... of course a pure Brezn will be dry as heck... though I wouldn´t say it tastes like cardboard at all.. so, please give it a try, maybe you like it?

  • @TheXOOMz
    @TheXOOMz 3 місяці тому

    Please just don‘t hesitate talking to German ppl
    For me i love talking to people from different countries all over the globe

  • @KATOSHKIKA
    @KATOSHKIKA 2 місяці тому

    you offended my soul when you said brezin to a BREZEL and that it tastes like a cartbord box. Actually in baveria and badem würtemberg there are by far the best onces you can buy

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  2 місяці тому

      I was so surprised to find good Brezn at Biergartens during the summer. My friend wanted to know why I was surprised, so I mentioned that anytime I got Brezn at Wiesn (or god forbid Hofbräuhaus) they were so dry and bland it made me ashamed for their bakers. Honestly even the ones at Rewe (mit Käse natürlich) are pretty decent. Just avoid at Wiesn :)

  • @profihuhn148
    @profihuhn148 2 місяці тому

    When you pour the beer into another Krug, it becomes "Plörre" or "Blärre". Basically means it's disgusting

  • @MikeCee7
    @MikeCee7 2 місяці тому

    Boy am I getting old, (now in my 50s) who wants to drink that much beer at 10am in the morning? 3:17. Are there plenty of bathrooms there? Because that’s where I’d be probably spending all my time, seen the size of those mugs. (thank you enlarged prostate)

  • @ManuelDornbusch
    @ManuelDornbusch 3 місяці тому

    one comment to chapter 5
    I am now going for a mass in one hour. Doesn't mean I need the whole hour to drink it. That would get bad. But at that pace, you cooperate a bit with your body, to work on the alcohol in your system. Additionally with the rest you said: EAT SOMETHING

  • @michaelfetzer8536
    @michaelfetzer8536 2 місяці тому

    I recommend maydult instead of Oktoberfest

  • @Ryuuuuuk
    @Ryuuuuuk 2 місяці тому

    Laugengebäck so zu diskreditieren bricht mir mein Herz :'(

  • @hrs6480
    @hrs6480 3 місяці тому +17

    Oktoberfest is bavarian not german

    • @nikotinus5590
      @nikotinus5590 3 місяці тому +3

      Bullshit

    • @mariusmorawski5595
      @mariusmorawski5595 3 місяці тому

      No 'Real Bavarian' (TM) would call it Oktoberfest.

    • @hrs6480
      @hrs6480 3 місяці тому

      @@nikotinus5590 ah okay explain

    • @hrs6480
      @hrs6480 3 місяці тому

      @@mariusmorawski5595 true

    • @nikotinus5590
      @nikotinus5590 3 місяці тому

      @@hrs6480 well their is Oktoberfest at Cannstatter Wasen in Stuttgart and also some smaller everywhere in South Germany.. Therefore Oktoberfest is not exclusivly Bavarian.

  • @8thwallace329
    @8thwallace329 2 місяці тому

    As a german you can't fool me. You're first beer isn't a Maß. It's only a half Maß!!!

  • @ralfsoldner8912
    @ralfsoldner8912 3 місяці тому

    Super cool, Matt, nice & gentle way of explaining hardcore to expats. See you at the wiesn ;-) ;-)

  • @schorschhartmann3072
    @schorschhartmann3072 3 місяці тому

    Never hold your mass like your german friend hehe you hold it the right way

  • @Staudensellerie19
    @Staudensellerie19 3 місяці тому

    One of the biggest mistake that instantly point out you're a tourist: stressing the "a" in "Maß" to much. It's "Mass", not "Maaaas"

  • @matthiasmayer4598
    @matthiasmayer4598 2 місяці тому

    ganzes jahr spargel means whole year asparagus😂 its sparen/save the whole year

  • @DemKartal
    @DemKartal Місяць тому

    6:04 die ganzig das spargel

  • @alondro666
    @alondro666 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you very much for the video! Always interesting to see cultural differences as I live 60 km east of Munich.
    - Eye contact when cheering: nope - never done that or heard anyone talking about it - I only know this from YT-videos like yours ;)
    - Pouring beer to another mug so avereyone can cheer with you even if they ran out of beer: Very appreciated!
    And I have one tip for you that might work at the Munich festival as well: The pretzels your can order in the tent are always bad - at every festival I was at they had the best pretzels at the stand where they grill the fishes (Steckerlfisch). I have never been to the Munich-festival but you could give it a try. Beer and pretzel is something that just belongs to each other at a volksfest.

    • @malieba1443
      @malieba1443 3 місяці тому +3

      Eye contact - definitely a must here in lower Bavaria

    • @maylinde986
      @maylinde986 3 місяці тому +1

      @@malieba1443👍

    • @DualityofLife
      @DualityofLife 3 місяці тому

      aus woicham vo unsre käffer do herausd kimmsd du? I bin a Haager vo Geburt an.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      it’s funny because pretzels at most beer gardens around Munich are great. i’m sure some of the stalls outside the tents have fresher ones

  • @profihuhn148
    @profihuhn148 2 місяці тому +1

    Getting two spots on the table worked the second time, not because she asked more formally (no one does that in the Bierzelt), but because a woman asked instead of a guy

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 2 місяці тому

      I thought the same thing to. I can’t even tell the difference in how she asked verse the way he asked. I watched it Twice but my eyes are too blurry to read this late at night Also, it helps the American guy “outta sight” (hidden) when the girl asks.
      We did that same track while hitchhiking in Martha’s Vineyard I would hide in the bushes while the girl would be hitchhiking.

  • @MarCo-jg2jp
    @MarCo-jg2jp 26 днів тому

    I am from Bavaria, as a man you must not order a Radler! This is a mayor sin and the most severe insult to our beer and culture! If you can not handle the alkohol, it is no big deal. Order a water, some food, but Never a Radler.
    Only a woman may be allowed to order it, but if you sit on a table with some real locals (not the city folk/Isapreisn/Zugroaste), if you order a Radler you will be the laughing stock of your table and even the neighboring ones!
    Maybe we are to polite to say it directly, but we want you to leave then.

  • @dudlllu
    @dudlllu 3 місяці тому

    Nice video!
    At 5:05 by the way, we don't pour it together because we don't want to mix the fresh beer with the stale beer. The fresh beer immediately loses its freshness and goes stale much faster. And of course, you always want to have fresh beer.
    It's actually more accepted to leave the last few milliliters (called Noagerl [noàgàl]) instead of pouring them together.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      thanks for the clarification, this makes a lot more sense now :)

  • @fabianstriebeck8054
    @fabianstriebeck8054 3 місяці тому +1

    der gemuetlichkeit, everyone knows it.

  • @jayanthony3006
    @jayanthony3006 2 місяці тому

    Simple. Many of us simply don't go there!

  • @hansmuller3604
    @hansmuller3604 3 місяці тому +2

    Come on Wiesnbretzn are the best!!!

  • @broted-Pro
    @broted-Pro 2 місяці тому

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.

  • @mottenfreak
    @mottenfreak 3 місяці тому

    Now that ive watched the video to the end i want an apoligy from you regarding Bretzeln. They in fact do not taste like salted cardboard. You just havent gotten a good one then. Yes you should skip on the Bretzeln at Oktoberfest but this just shows the problem every festival has with food in general. Its alright but if you want something truely breathtaking you have to get it at a local store.
    Also you cant compare German beer with Miller Light or Bud Light. You guys in the US drink beer with 2-3% while ours has 5%.

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      I remember over the summer getting Brezn at a regular beer garden and thinking: wait a minute, this is really good. then the same at other beer gardens. I was surprised until I realized that at the big fests there is no way to get good fresh baked goods, so I avoid them. but at the bakeries, smaller fests and beer gardens, I love a good Brezn :)

  • @quastador457
    @quastador457 2 місяці тому

    How to „survive“ the octoberfest?
    - be an alcoholic
    - dont give a damn about other people
    - hatte your own life so much that you have to drown yourself in alcohol
    Poor people. Just very poor people.

  • @Legamerto
    @Legamerto 3 місяці тому +1

    U are holding the Mass wrong😂 Lol

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому +1

      i am so confused. i have gotten comments that i am holding the Bierkrug both the correct and the wrong way: a state-wide survey is required.

  • @SchmuddelWuddel
    @SchmuddelWuddel 3 місяці тому

    You insulted my Pretzel it's not salty kardboard.

  • @roterfrosch5808
    @roterfrosch5808 3 місяці тому

    You can easily survive this if you dot NOT go there.
    Do not take drugs!

  • @faessle4067
    @faessle4067 3 місяці тому +33

    The best tip is: DO not even go to the Oktoberfest. Get a place to grill and buy the beer yourself, invite your friends and you will have a way better experience.

    • @ich5909
      @ich5909 3 місяці тому +5

      Preiß

  • @Pekiller80
    @Pekiller80 3 місяці тому

    did you just called brezn cardboard ?

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      the ones at Wiesn you are lucky to get cardboard. i think they make them the same time they start brewing the beer…. in March.

  • @klarasee806
    @klarasee806 2 місяці тому

    That‘s one of the Bavarian ways to survive Oktoberfest.
    The German way is: Not to go there.

  • @manuelberzen671
    @manuelberzen671 2 місяці тому

    already in the intro you do it wrong, beer has to come directly from the Refrigerator.

  • @nicolastocco5300
    @nicolastocco5300 3 місяці тому

    I will definitively try with the formal pronounds next time! (I guess Dirndl is included in the siezen form)

  • @oinkoink644
    @oinkoink644 3 місяці тому

    You have to train for years. You should be able to gulp down at least 20 liters of Beer, before you can compete at the "Oktoberfest"

    • @MattSuozzo
      @MattSuozzo  3 місяці тому

      I hear they train high up in the Alps

  • @ankelenze5696
    @ankelenze5696 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm German, living in the Northwest of Germany. Oktoberfest is in Bavaria. Wtf have I to do with it at all?

  • @cl3xxer
    @cl3xxer 3 місяці тому +1

    Oktoberfest is highly overrated, try Straubinger Gäubodenfolksfest

  • @michaelsegl7029
    @michaelsegl7029 2 місяці тому

    Are you aware that your shirts match the tablecloths?

  • @Tscharlieh
    @Tscharlieh 3 місяці тому +1

    How to survive: Don‘t drink too fast. Eat well. Every 2nd beer has to be a Radler, every 5th a non-alcoholic beer.

  • @sacroyalty
    @sacroyalty 3 місяці тому

    Nice video, well made! Quiero maß tambien!

  • @bulls_hit
    @bulls_hit 3 місяці тому

    Do not drink faster or more than you can pee!

  • @flatterfan
    @flatterfan 2 місяці тому

    5:19 I don't think any local would pick up their maß like that. Get your hand inbetween the beer mug and the handle, like the guy on the left!