Mark Normand Stand-Up 07/16/14 | CONAN on TBS

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  • @kvothe2144
    @kvothe2144 8 років тому +431

    He makes the best analogies

    • @jeffeastwood15
      @jeffeastwood15 7 років тому +11

      The one about the french fry in the onion rings was perfect.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому +2

      yes. unequivocally true!!

  • @knifeforkandaspoon
    @knifeforkandaspoon 10 років тому +178

    lol "Any gay guys here" followed by dead silence. Dude is pretty funny.

    • @keepplayingnice
      @keepplayingnice 10 років тому +11

      should have said ... Anybody wanna come out now ? Seems a good time as any ;p

  • @chickenzwings
    @chickenzwings 10 років тому +412

    Now this guy can set up a joke. Loved the condom one

    • @supercasual68
      @supercasual68 10 років тому +3

      Yes indeed! ;)

    • @jameskemp9960
      @jameskemp9960 8 років тому

      +chickenzwings couldn't agree more, he's almost as funny as carlos mencia. Almost...

  • @ChrisPearson1337
    @ChrisPearson1337 10 років тому +597

    Haha... "That is statistically impossible."

    • @imacg5
      @imacg5 5 років тому +40

      He's prepared and I like that. (Usually it's "Thanks for coming out.")

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому

      yup. totally true man

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  • @StatusQuonald
    @StatusQuonald 7 років тому +385

    You're not Mark Normand, you're Kevin hart!

  • @jessicaevans2564
    @jessicaevans2564 7 років тому +75

    His punchlines are amazing. I never know what to expect.

  • @IndianBreadroll
    @IndianBreadroll 5 років тому +118

    I'm watching in 2019 and when he says "hey google" it actually opens Google assistant.
    He was too advanced for our time.

    • @noelsamuel3884
      @noelsamuel3884 5 років тому

      Was going through comments..why everyone calls him Kevin hart????

    • @mmd3585
      @mmd3585 5 років тому +1

      @@noelsamuel3884 He ended his routine by telling he was Kevin Hart, in the past

    • @noelsamuel3884
      @noelsamuel3884 5 років тому

      @@mmd3585 yeah following his standup now...heard him saying that quite a lot

    • @egcurioso2921
      @egcurioso2921 4 роки тому +3

      He also had a joke about a no talking option on uber, now we have that too, the guy's a forward thinking genius.

  • @imperialthrasher8034
    @imperialthrasher8034 10 років тому +245

    This dude moves like a disney character

  • @alexaonther0x
    @alexaonther0x 5 років тому +40

    The mom and pop to Walmart comparison was genius

  • @Thejugglingbum
    @Thejugglingbum 10 років тому +114

    This guy is really funny. You got a new fan here!

  • @Apotheosis_44
    @Apotheosis_44 10 років тому +308

    Pretty funny.
    I'd give it 8/10 pesos

    • @Jado155
      @Jado155 10 років тому +5

      yea id agree, he's not bad.

    • @sr36511
      @sr36511 10 років тому +3

      Jado155 His material's great, but he needs a little more work on his delivery.

    • @Jado155
      @Jado155 10 років тому

      sr36511 Yea it comes in a bit harsh.

    • @PacTheOne
      @PacTheOne 10 років тому +3

      Jado155 i actually like it the most. If you look at other peeps like ck you´ll see voice and delivery are always part of the act. Wouldn't change a thing 9/10 pesos

    • @Jado155
      @Jado155 10 років тому

      PacTheOne Sure.

  • @beatnikrn2945
    @beatnikrn2945 5 років тому +12

    This dude is great. He sets up a joke and u think the punchline is predictable, but he throws u a curve ball. Like the WalMart joke. I just knew he was going to say “always open.” Very clever.

  • @juicewonsworth592
    @juicewonsworth592 10 років тому +46

    Brilliant writing. Great way to put together a 5min set.

  • @ezequielgarrido3987
    @ezequielgarrido3987 10 років тому +21

    This guy was impecable!

  • @analeyesanalyzeanallies5579
    @analeyesanalyzeanallies5579 2 роки тому +5

    How far he’s come. His sets nowadays are killer!

  • @ByTheGram
    @ByTheGram 10 років тому +151

    Reminds me of J Leno but actually funny

  • @aumarigan
    @aumarigan 10 років тому +40

    Nice voice ...fit for stand up comedy....

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 10 років тому +86

    This guy is hilarious! With Conan standup videos it's usually eh, terrible, or 'well, that was pretty good'. You don't get hilarious too often.

  • @DRDINOKING
    @DRDINOKING 7 років тому +9

    this dude is awesome been a huge fan for a while since his 30min special

  • @tubeuser2222
    @tubeuser2222 6 років тому +2

    Third video of my Mark Normand binge, this guy is great!

  • @koolburn5218
    @koolburn5218 4 роки тому +2

    This guy has been popping on my feed from team Coco lately, he's good

  • @ryanalbertson7572
    @ryanalbertson7572 9 років тому +2

    I saw Mark live earlier in the month in Wilmington, NC.. dude did an hour and KILLED IT.

  • @whiteesmurf
    @whiteesmurf 5 років тому +4

    This is the First time i heard him say “thanks a lot im mark normand” 😂😂

  • @07classic3
    @07classic3 8 років тому +9

    Killed it on Opie & Jimmy today.

  • @sizzlet8471
    @sizzlet8471 10 років тому +40

    This guy is hilarious, but he reminds me of Russell Peter's white man impression.

  • @ScarletWitchJakarta
    @ScarletWitchJakarta 10 років тому +17

    One of the best comedians today. Consistently funny and likable. Wasnt he on that comedy competition show, what is it called?

    • @leeph2016
      @leeph2016 10 років тому +4

      The last comic standing

    • @IronChefQuezon
      @IronChefQuezon 10 років тому +2

      I think we were watching different comedians...

    • @ktwelk9rie26
      @ktwelk9rie26 10 років тому +2

      He is really really good but not one of the best. He was great on last comic standing as well.

  • @r.s.mendoza8085
    @r.s.mendoza8085 5 років тому +5

    Playing "Can't Hold Us Down" to this set. 😁

  • @mrsorg87
    @mrsorg87 6 років тому +22

    Why did Kevin Hart said he is called "Mark Normand"?

  • @TheRealUcanUwill
    @TheRealUcanUwill 8 років тому +12

    This guy is very good.

  • @se7540
    @se7540 5 років тому +2

    mark normand in remotes box @ 4:49

  • @katayoun2960
    @katayoun2960 10 років тому +19

    He sounds like husband material!

  • @jacobmorales400
    @jacobmorales400 5 років тому +2

    He killed 😂💀

  • @Pravoizavlijesvijeta
    @Pravoizavlijesvijeta 8 років тому +9

    professional comic.

  • @aronfaine9457
    @aronfaine9457 10 років тому +2

    Officially my new favorite comedian.

  • @robinmaeotibap5397
    @robinmaeotibap5397 5 років тому +15

    they made him wear jacket coz his shirt matches the curtains behind... just guessing

  • @Ahmed-uq2yo
    @Ahmed-uq2yo 5 років тому +5

    This guy better have a Netflix special or something soon

  • @im19ice3
    @im19ice3 5 років тому +3

    he's my favourite~

  • @josefermin6847
    @josefermin6847 8 років тому +3

    the greatest jokes i have heard this year

  • @gavinalaniz5376
    @gavinalaniz5376 2 роки тому

    "thanks I'm mark Normand" threw me off 🤣

  • @tanayjohnson1297
    @tanayjohnson1297 5 років тому +1

    GIVE THIS MAN A SPECIAL!!

  • @SJHamler
    @SJHamler 10 років тому +2

    This guy was great! You have a new fan Mark Normand.

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 6 років тому +1

    "That's where I got you" 😆😲

  • @LikedTheHat
    @LikedTheHat 10 років тому +2

    That was funny especially his closer HAHA

  • @Milton2k
    @Milton2k 10 років тому +2

    Awsome Mark, luv Conan invited ya :D

  • @lrmcatspaw1
    @lrmcatspaw1 2 роки тому

    "that's where I got you"
    I DID NOT see that coming :D.

  • @MrDevianceh
    @MrDevianceh 7 років тому +1

    Always great material. Amazinf

  • @TheDissmaster10
    @TheDissmaster10 10 років тому +9

    He is very funny.

  • @FedorMachida
    @FedorMachida 10 років тому +2

    This guy is not bad. Will have to check out some more of his stuff.

  • @captoprill9513
    @captoprill9513 10 років тому +2

    Firs time watching this dude...he seems cool and funny. All the best to you.

  • @mateusbatalha
    @mateusbatalha 10 років тому +3

    This is amazing. He should be the big next thing

  • @maclebee1853
    @maclebee1853 5 років тому +1

    Lol when he says "hey google..." at the start, it activated my voice search

  • @Arcadude1
    @Arcadude1 10 років тому +2

    Funny guy, always looking forward for him

  • @Multi1628
    @Multi1628 9 років тому +2

    CANNOT GET ENOUGH of Mark - great comedian - thank you for posting - saw him on Showtime tonight! DAVEDJ

  • @BorgMater
    @BorgMater 10 років тому +2

    Wow, what a refreshing set of awesome jokes, dude is great :D

  • @wilquorra
    @wilquorra 10 років тому +1

    Dude killed it

  • @ibrahija
    @ibrahija 10 років тому +12

    Hahaha this guy !

    • @Krsnik666
      @Krsnik666 10 років тому +2

      ***** haha no.

    • @ibrahija
      @ibrahija 10 років тому

      :-) lol

    • @Krsnik666
      @Krsnik666 10 років тому +1

      Joza Ibrahim Haaaaave you met Saf? ^

    • @ibrahija
      @ibrahija 10 років тому

      BOB LOBLAW thanks for introducing us :) *****

  • @Ps3N3rd92
    @Ps3N3rd92 10 років тому +1

    This guy. I like him. He is quite humorous.

  • @wesside602
    @wesside602 10 років тому +2

    that last joke was a good one

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 6 років тому +1

    Genius analogies!

  • @miGsKills
    @miGsKills 10 років тому +1

    I like this guy.

  • @ghostgate82
    @ghostgate82 10 років тому +5

    There is an inherent difference in the way we label men who have a lot of sex and women who have a lot of sex, because women don't have to work for it and men do. It would be like if one person worked their entire life to accomplish great things and build a fortune and another person won the same amount in a huge lottery. They have the same money, but they don't deserve the same accolades.

  • @ronbarba
    @ronbarba 10 років тому +1

    Solid as usual.

  • @TheHoweG
    @TheHoweG 10 років тому +1

    Fantastic, just fantastic.

  • @jaredrodriguez1241
    @jaredrodriguez1241 7 років тому +1

    Love mark normand

  • @LAIDBACKMANNER
    @LAIDBACKMANNER 10 років тому +2

    That was great. Very original jokes.

  • @danielglazer3713
    @danielglazer3713 4 роки тому +2

    This man wasn't ready for Joe Exotic

  • @robo2000nitro
    @robo2000nitro 10 років тому +1

    This guy was really good!

  • @aburrimiento2
    @aburrimiento2 10 років тому +1

    This guy has some sick metaphors haha

  • @clapton79
    @clapton79 2 роки тому

    you can't beat his logic LOL

  • @VideosByATC
    @VideosByATC 10 років тому +5

    Would definitely like to see more of this guy. Fresh jokes.

  • @dkaiser83
    @dkaiser83 9 років тому +2

    great set, i see a bright future for this guy

  • @Mike9201984
    @Mike9201984 2 роки тому

    Don’t mean to get queefy but Mark Normand is the best comedian around right now.

  • @oXxLOUDOGxXo
    @oXxLOUDOGxXo 10 років тому +2

    NOW THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AF!

  • @calixa
    @calixa 10 років тому +2

    this guy killed, that was great stuff.

  • @MitchMeetings
    @MitchMeetings 3 роки тому

    Marks a Quintessential comedian he is who I think of when I think of professional comedian.

  • @supercasual68
    @supercasual68 10 років тому +3

    Very very funny! Loved the bar joke especially! :)

  • @Bobban
    @Bobban 10 років тому +1

    haha, this was actually good

  • @DarkPhantomSky
    @DarkPhantomSky 10 років тому +1

    the truth hurts, great guy.

  • @pepercat17
    @pepercat17 4 роки тому +1

    He hasn't watched the tiger king yet lol

  • @aryanpatel2576
    @aryanpatel2576 10 років тому +6

    he is really funny

  • @mtoledo369
    @mtoledo369 10 років тому +1

    This guy is smart and will only get better.

  • @Vip3rC4in0022
    @Vip3rC4in0022 10 років тому +1

    Them Analogies!

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn 10 років тому +2

    bloody hilarious

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 9 років тому +42

    You guys should check out Mark Normand's podcast with comedian Joe List. It's called "Tuesdays with Stories". Really funny stuff!

    • @JakaneVideos
      @JakaneVideos 9 років тому +1

      +SlapNSniff should I go back and watch it in order or can I just jump in without introduction?

    • @SlapNSniff
      @SlapNSniff 9 років тому +1

      +JakaneVideos Jump in! But once you get started, you're gonna go back and listen to old ones, cause they are just too funny together!!!!

    • @SlapNSniff
      @SlapNSniff 8 років тому

      +skchalivetlnd that's great! i'm glad you found it! enjoy!

  • @6473aaron
    @6473aaron 10 років тому

    'finding french fries in onion rings', lol he is so fun

  • @Gabe4President88
    @Gabe4President88 10 років тому +3

    All stand up on Conan is hilliarious! Lol

  • @afromime
    @afromime 10 років тому +1

    lol, love this one

  • @MoroseLeHachis
    @MoroseLeHachis 8 років тому +4

    I don't know why but the way his earlobes are attached to his head disturbs me.

  • @lightyagami6855
    @lightyagami6855 5 років тому +1

    Where is his Netflix Special ☝🏼☝🏼

  • @jmauriceroche
    @jmauriceroche 10 років тому +1

    This guy is good

  • @Psychonaut75
    @Psychonaut75 9 років тому +5

    This guy's got it right! I applaude sluts. Sluts rule!

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 9 років тому +1

    does anyone know the theme song to the "Tuesdays with stories" podcast? I been trying to find that song with no luck. thanks.

    • @sean87heen
      @sean87heen 9 років тому

      +SlapNSniff its a song from their producer's band. i forgot the name of the band but its on one of their most recent pods

    • @SlapNSniff
      @SlapNSniff 9 років тому +1

      +Sean Heenehan Thanks. Someone finally told me a while back. The band is called "SteepGrade" and the song is "Soul".

    • @SlapNSniff
      @SlapNSniff 9 років тому +1

      ***** well,that wasn't very nice

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 8 років тому +3

    This man's attached ear lobes irk me.

    • @KTlevine07
      @KTlevine07 8 років тому

      I have attached eyelobes.. Watchu sayin' boi?

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 8 років тому

      ***** eye lobes, scuse me

    • @fgy2634
      @fgy2634 8 років тому +1

      I can't look away now. Thanks. 👀👀👀

    • @WindsweptMeadow
      @WindsweptMeadow 8 років тому

      All of your physical flaws irk all the women who won't sleep with you (i.e., the majority).

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 4 роки тому +1

    “Thanks a lot I'm Kevin Hart !”

  • @joeackland9442
    @joeackland9442 10 років тому +2

    I have never seen ears like his. How interesting.

  • @Bazic-jh6rz
    @Bazic-jh6rz 4 роки тому +1

    Hilarious 😂

  • @CrackThoseClaws
    @CrackThoseClaws 7 років тому +2

    This guy is like an old sage. He uses a lot of similes (mixes).

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 3 роки тому +1

    Why is Kevin Hart claiming he's Mark Normand?

  • @imDezrt
    @imDezrt 2 роки тому

    3:15 damn stav ripped this bit didn't he

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 2 роки тому

    The conan veteran didn't die