would it be efficient? Blimps require significant amounts of expensive helium and would have a tiny storage capacity compared to warehouses and shipping containers. Those little drones could only make one delivery of a small and light package before having to return to be resupplied whereas a van can carry and deliver dozens of orders of varying sizes before having to resupply.
@@user-zy8cy6hn6o People ONLY care about the speed at which a ton of freigjt can be delivered all at once. The effeciency of propulsion itself will ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS be left as a background non-factor
The amazon invasion begain on April second, 2019. The three airships, "Prime," "Same Day," and, "Delivery," fell upon Seattle each begging on separate sides of the city, and meeting together in the middle to refuel, offloading drones along the way. Special ops death squad units were dispatched across the city to take care of any police or military opposition. The Air Force, Army, and Marine core scrambled to defend against the invasion, but in the end could only ground the, "Prime," before reinforcements arrived. Around the time the Ebay users were being rounded up and executed, the US goverment elected to nuke the city, marking the end of the first battle of the Second American civil war, between the corporate "Freemen," and the government "Wardens." In the end, only 1 Amazon airship was lost, and due to the impressive show of strength by Amazon, and out of fear, Ebay and 26 other companies allied with Amazon in trade for protection in the new world. This battle showed how the rest of the war would play out, America crippling and destroying itself to delay the inevitable victory of The Corporate Alliance.
"within weeks, most of the standing armies had either signed a treaty of concession with amazon, or had been destroyed. the new world order was created, and Bezos named his fellow corporate CEOs as the executors of his will in exchange for control over territories; Elon Musk inherited Asia, Bill Gates took control of Europe, Steve Wozniak gained Australia, Tadashi Yanai South America and Micronesia, and so on. with his power consolidated, he set out to control all of humanity under he and his cohort's rule, yet revolutionize their lifestyles at the same time to that of ease. by giving the public cockaigne through robot servants, smart devices, and all manner of instant gratification there would be no rebellion against him or their visions of what the future could be.....
It honestly sounds like you're describing the War of the Worlds Tripods. Now I want a fan game with this premise of Delivery Airships being used for malicious intent and a civil war between the "Freemen" and the "Wardens"
Little would the corporate alliance know their Victory was only temporary for there was a new movement brewing from the revolutionaried in the pacific north west and west coast to the further militarizing unions in the rust belt and the north east from the turtle islanders in reservations to the new afrikans in the south east news struck Appalachia and the plains had already started a protracted people's war it seems as if the corporate empire was gone as soon as it came...
DAMMIT! Thier goes my dreams of taking over the world with giant blimps filled with drones that give everyone Minecraft so people love me so much that I run to become president and then invade the rest of the world.
This will start a new generation of land/ air pirates. All those package thieves who steal from people's doorsteps will evolve to join up in crews and attempt to commandeer the Amazon blimps or shoot it down. Amazon will enlist the help of mercenaries who defend the package delivery system and take the fight to the pirates. Man the future will be cool!
I can't believe I'm going to explain this. What they're showing in this video resembles a Spanish made dystopian cartoon from the late 70s. The TV show was dubbed in English and put on YTV. Part of the storyline where are ships like this but at one point delivered mail and everything else anything you wanted you ordered and it was delivered to your house from ships like this. The ships each had a AI a little miniature versions popped out of the bottom of the ship to deliver products. One of the ships survived after the Apocalypse. The big ship was called triggy if I remember that pronouncing correctly. It was roaming around this big city and somebody eventually found out that it used to fly through the air and a group of people started talking to it and befriended it and eventually helped it remember how to fly. The ship was constantly chased by a group called The Air Pirates Who were flying around in a giant aircraft like vehicle and wanted to grab the Flying Mega Chef for their own pirate Fleet. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the cartoon it was on Nickelodeon when I was like four years old.the AI delivery ship basically had little Nanobots inside that repaired it kept it going and allowed it to make miniature versions of itself and two other things.the are pirates used to sing and do little musical numbers and their Captain was a female Lounge singer. It had a Japanese crossed with Spanish animation Style.ill see if a buddy of mine remembers the name of the series he was about twelve or thirteen when it was around and he remembers a lot of 70s and 80s cartoons.
Darth bezos: deploy all Amazon fighters Amazontrooper: yes sir Amazon fighters get deployed Princess musk: deploy space X wings 😂 Deploys space X wings
Today PRIME members get next-day delivery from the nearest warehouse. Tomorrow, SUPERPRIME members will get 1H delivery from the nearest mothership. Later, MEGAPRIME members will be delivered even faster by cruise missile. Eventually, chinese factories will deliver directly by ballistic missiles, carrying MIRDV (Multiple Independantly-targeted Delivery Vehicles).
I see it is but I think people would reconsider it that they want it to be real. For it'll cut some time, better services, increase cargo spaces and deliveries, increase in profits and such.
"People of the Commonwealth. Do not interfere. Our intentions are peaceful. WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF DELIVERY"
AMAZON PRIME ACTIVATED! ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL! MISSION: THE DISTRIBUTION OF ALL CHINESE COMMUNIST PRODUCTS!
Amazon, Amazon never changes
Talk to Elder Bezos for more information on your quest.
godammit you beat me to it
People of the state of Massachusetts, do not interfere, we are on a timed schedule...we are Amazon Prime
"People of Seattle, do not interfere. Our intentions are peaceful. We are Amazon of the United States. "
This did NOT age well
@@user-rw6xo9jc3n why?
Seattle has fallen
. . . then everything changed the day the Amazon attacked.
Jonny Walker attack on titan reference?
@@sami4862 super mario bros 3 cartoon from the 90's, thats where the sound effects and music are from
Avatar the last airbender
There are so many references but i think its ATLA
@@sami4862 isnt the AOT more of "that day, humanity receive a grim reminder"
“The enemy is being reinforced with an airship”
Someone's got a delivery
“We are being reinforced with an airship” *horn*
We have taken objective butter!
Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom (+100 destroyed machine gun)
"Kirov reporting"
Imagine looking outside of your house only to see amazons flying death ship shooting out hundreds of tinier flying death ships
Welcome to Iraq
That sounds like what Graystillplays would say.
There’s something terrifying yet cool about this future
With a perpetual aura of cringe
@@thereservationatdorsia2618 no
@@hadenlee2881 yes
IT THE ARSENAL BIRD!
@@thereservationatdorsia2618 no
I would be physically shaking if a giant blimp showed up and starting shooting out little drones
And I would be physically *shooting* in that situation! Specifically with a rifle, at the blimp, lol.
@@Ariana321 this is why we can’t have nice shit
The drones start snatching people’s pokemon. The amazon logo peels off to reveal it is none other than team rocket!
however sinister it may look
you cant deny that this is a really efficient way of shipping large amounts of cargo
would it be efficient? Blimps require significant amounts of expensive helium and would have a tiny storage capacity compared to warehouses and shipping containers. Those little drones could only make one delivery of a small and light package before having to return to be resupplied whereas a van can carry and deliver dozens of orders of varying sizes before having to resupply.
@@user-zy8cy6hn6o People ONLY care about the speed at which a ton of freigjt can be delivered all at once.
The effeciency of propulsion itself will ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS be left as a background non-factor
It’s really efficient until the constant buzzing of drones drives you fucking insane and then it’s too late.
@@cloudstreets1396 we have allready gone past the point of no return for background noise, trust me i live next to a freeway
@@newalteriabroadcast4035 - the sky will be completely polluted with blimps and drones. There won’t be a moment’s peace.
Years from now, they're gonna ask us... where were you when they took over the planet?
I was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"amazon is world"
"no."
watching this video
A protoss carrier heavy air unit and its interceptors
Exactly what i thought!!
You require more minerals
You require more vespane gas
You must place that In a power feild
You must warp additional pylons
This is the World 8 music from Super Mario Bros 3 on NES?
Airship theme, actually.
No its the BOS😂😂
it is the super smash bros browl remix
so in other words, yes but actually no
Sole survivor: *"Wow..It's so impressive...I've never seen that before"*
This is the kinda thing I expect Robotnik to have with all the drones that come out of it.
An Amazon blimp that poops out delivery drones, now that is epic
I’d ACTUALLY be scared if I saw that flying over my neighbourhood
Carrier has arrived!!
The amazon invasion begain on April second, 2019. The three airships, "Prime," "Same Day," and, "Delivery," fell upon Seattle each begging on separate sides of the city, and meeting together in the middle to refuel, offloading drones along the way. Special ops death squad units were dispatched across the city to take care of any police or military opposition. The Air Force, Army, and Marine core scrambled to defend against the invasion, but in the end could only ground the, "Prime," before reinforcements arrived. Around the time the Ebay users were being rounded up and executed, the US goverment elected to nuke the city, marking the end of the first battle of the Second American civil war, between the corporate "Freemen," and the government "Wardens." In the end, only 1 Amazon airship was lost, and due to the impressive show of strength by Amazon, and out of fear, Ebay and 26 other companies allied with Amazon in trade for protection in the new world. This battle showed how the rest of the war would play out, America crippling and destroying itself to delay the inevitable victory of The Corporate Alliance.
"within weeks, most of the standing armies had either signed a treaty of concession with amazon, or had been destroyed. the new world order was created, and Bezos named his fellow corporate CEOs as the executors of his will in exchange for control over territories;
Elon Musk inherited Asia,
Bill Gates took control of Europe,
Steve Wozniak gained Australia,
Tadashi Yanai South America and Micronesia,
and so on.
with his power consolidated, he set out to control all of humanity under he and his cohort's rule, yet revolutionize their lifestyles at the same time to that of ease.
by giving the public cockaigne through robot servants, smart devices, and all manner of instant gratification there would be no rebellion against him or their visions of what the future could be.....
This is better then 50% of Netflix movies
It honestly sounds like you're describing the War of the Worlds Tripods. Now I want a fan game with this premise of Delivery Airships being used for malicious intent and a civil war between the "Freemen" and the "Wardens"
You should get someone to make that into a movie
Little would the corporate alliance know their Victory was only temporary for there was a new movement brewing from the revolutionaried in the pacific north west and west coast to the further militarizing unions in the rust belt and the north east from the turtle islanders in reservations to the new afrikans in the south east news struck Appalachia and the plains had already started a protracted people's war it seems as if the corporate empire was gone as soon as it came...
Arsenal bird
“Finally a worthy opponent
ebay: best delivery service
Amazon: cute
If I'm honest, shit looks cool as hell. Feels a little Hindenburg-y, but still cool as hell.
Well, yeah, its a blimp, its hardly gonna look like a bycicle or something
But how, its not blowing up into flames. This is why we don't see many blimps. One sight of one only brings up that event.
There it is. The Arsenal Bird is real.
Jesus Christ get the jets.
If only someone could make a flying pirate ship.
What's it worth to you? I got some ideas
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When the fallout tv show comes out on Amazon I want this to be flown over Boston with speakers that play the brotherhood of steel entrance speech
"People of US, do not interfere. Our intentions are paceful. WE ARE THE AMAZON BLIMP"
"CARRIER HAS ARRIVED."
"People of the Commonwealth do not interfere we are the brother hood of steel"
When Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo breaks out.
Next minute u know there gonna be amazon power aroumourd knights looking for lost pacrecels
This actually looks like something from the future lol
This is so funny just because of the Mario Air ship music
Thank you for making me sift through 50 different reuploads of this same edit.
Ah, so we're in the boss battle stage of Amazon Delivery
AWACS BANDOG
The final boss is up there
The real "Flying aircraft carrier"
All my years farming loot drops have led me to this moment....
I only saw this yesterday as a meme but
I love seeing blimps ^_^
We used to drop bombs from them, now we drop drones!
Oh no
AMAZON IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD
That's it, I'm packing for the strangereal universe
I don’t see how this is dystopian… does everything become dystopian jsut because it says Amazon?
Brotherhood of steel
Bro this looks like gunships are deployed from the airhsip
"Hail humans and take heed. This is the carrier Shadow of Intent."
Ok this comment needs more likes
People of America, do not interfere. We are delivering your packages. We are The Brotherhood of Amazon.
Super Mario bros ftw...now if only bowser came out in his clown car
Is it just me, or the drones remind me of splatoon 2 salmon run's Chinooks? In that case, (INSERT FISHING FRENZY HERE)
This is what 2085 will be like, but except it’s an alien mothership
The brotherhood of delivery are going to destroy the institute using amazon prime
It is an Aprils fools joke made by a Japanese guy on twitter, your welcome.
DAMMIT! Thier goes my dreams of taking over the world with giant blimps filled with drones that give everyone Minecraft so people love me so much that I run to become president and then invade the rest of the world.
It’s sad boi hours
*you're
Yeah but amazing said they are working on this
This will start a new generation of land/ air pirates. All those package thieves who steal from people's doorsteps will evolve to join up in crews and attempt to commandeer the Amazon blimps or shoot it down. Amazon will enlist the help of mercenaries who defend the package delivery system and take the fight to the pirates. Man the future will be cool!
Uhh not really a lot of people will die
I can't believe I'm going to explain this. What they're showing in this video resembles a Spanish made dystopian cartoon from the late 70s. The TV show was dubbed in English and put on YTV. Part of the storyline where are ships like this but at one point delivered mail and everything else anything you wanted you ordered and it was delivered to your house from ships like this. The ships each had a AI a little miniature versions popped out of the bottom of the ship to deliver products. One of the ships survived after the Apocalypse. The big ship was called triggy if I remember that pronouncing correctly. It was roaming around this big city and somebody eventually found out that it used to fly through the air and a group of people started talking to it and befriended it and eventually helped it remember how to fly. The ship was constantly chased by a group called The Air Pirates Who were flying around in a giant aircraft like vehicle and wanted to grab the Flying Mega Chef for their own pirate Fleet. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the cartoon it was on Nickelodeon when I was like four years old.the AI delivery ship basically had little Nanobots inside that repaired it kept it going and allowed it to make miniature versions of itself and two other things.the are pirates used to sing and do little musical numbers and their Captain was a female Lounge singer. It had a Japanese crossed with Spanish animation Style.ill see if a buddy of mine remembers the name of the series he was about twelve or thirteen when it was around and he remembers a lot of 70s and 80s cartoons.
@@peterparker6584 That sounds like an awesome show
Darth bezos: deploy all Amazon fighters
Amazontrooper: yes sir
Amazon fighters get deployed
Princess musk: deploy space X wings 😂
Deploys space X wings
Only a matter of time before somebody tries to steal it.
And weaponize it.
@@brandonvelde5774 And name it the Arsenal Bird
@@Zach1221 And it has a shield so powerful that only an anti-asteroid cannon can pierce through it.
wow so beautiful such lovely technology i hope amazon achieves all their dreams
No.
@@lekatteshut up hanz
@@lekatte you’re a noob Hanz
@@lekatte i bet you wont accomplish anything close to one of amazons missions
That's the protoss super carrier.
Oh no Amazon blimp is going in war
TAKE DOWN THAT ARSENAL BIRD
*daredevil intensifies*
Can't pay taxes if you don't occupy land
amazing its like mining with collector drones on elite dangerous
We are so close to command and conquer-like resource wars
It look’s like a arsenal bird
That's creepy AF
I think it’s the eBay versus Amazon war
Today PRIME members get next-day delivery from the nearest warehouse.
Tomorrow, SUPERPRIME members will get 1H delivery from the nearest mothership.
Later, MEGAPRIME members will be delivered even faster by cruise missile.
Eventually, chinese factories will deliver directly by ballistic missiles, carrying MIRDV (Multiple Independantly-targeted Delivery Vehicles).
Germany: "Ready ze flakpanzer!"
FINALY A worthy opponent, this battle will be LEGENDARY
"In the skies above Peach's Castle.."
Kirov reporting
the amazon bird
They made a starcraft carrier prototype!
Comment section:
- Fallout 4
- "omg corporations will take over"
- Super Mario
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This has to be an April Fools joke
Yes but Amazon has a Patent for exactly like this.
I see it is but I think people would reconsider it that they want it to be real. For it'll cut some time, better services, increase cargo spaces and deliveries, increase in profits and such.
The mother ship of delivery oh no and it's baby drones oh no
Trigger go defend Stonehenge again we need that railgun
If i see this in the sky i would leave the universe
mario: A SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
Arsenal bird spotted
Is THIS A among us SHIP?!!😂
POV You just exited Fort Hagen
‘Sir. Stagg’s airships have been hooked and tethered. We’re reeling them in’
This is funny in 2019, but terrifying in 2025
If 1 of these things burns down and it is on camera they would disappear over night
It's like the movie war of the world's. 😂
Amazon carrying out air raids on British cities (1940 colourised)
AD VICTORIUM!
"Out into the darkness peering, long i stood there... Wondering... Fearing..."
“The immortal is receiving AI reinforcements” - Four
The final boss of 2020 Jeff besos is growing stronger
Would be amazing if as it were flying, it would play the Imperial March
This is the scariest video I've seen.
"Attention ground units: Anticitizen reported in this community. Code: Lock. Cauterize. Stabilize."
Bezos cosplaying O'Hare
Its the amazon boss battle
for these things to work it needs a low crime rate society , like Japan, with a moderate steady climate like Spain. Otherwise they aren't viable.
Humans, we come in peace. Do not resist!
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This is kinda like a Star Wars film.
NOT GONA LIE THAT DOES LOOK PRETTY COOL
Amazon air force invading Germany colorized