sebastian stan being a comedian for 3 minutes straight

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  • @user-nj1zr9kw2h
    @user-nj1zr9kw2h 5 років тому +9690

    Sebastian: Can't even walk through a metal detector *In sad tone*

    • @marvelforevah1094
      @marvelforevah1094 4 роки тому +41

      Just in case you edit this comment
      He/She said
      Sebastian: Can't even walk through a metal detector *In sad tone*

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 3 роки тому +17

      Whenever the winter soldier needs an MRI he's just shit outta luck I guess. I know there's something very magnetic about him.

    • @TheCapedArtist
      @TheCapedArtist 3 роки тому +2

      @@marvelforevah1094 bruh

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 3 роки тому +3

      @@lauragraves4342 yes

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 3 роки тому +2

      @@titliroy4713 💜😘

  • @sozza.
    @sozza. 5 років тому +12909

    " *hello from lesbian!* "
    that's how I shall greet people from now on lmao

    • @alos8508
      @alos8508 5 років тому +59

      MOOOOD

    • @emilyyybee6990
      @emilyyybee6990 4 роки тому +171

      I thought you were American

    • @koiwispa
      @koiwispa 4 роки тому +12

      @Questionable Stqrlight Same tho, I'm pansexual as

    • @koiwispa
      @koiwispa 4 роки тому +8

      @Questionable Stqrlight Greetings, pansexual

    • @sadhalif4887
      @sadhalif4887 4 роки тому +17

      i thought u were american

  • @Emily-uy6me
    @Emily-uy6me 5 років тому +5967

    me: *watching this eating lunch*
    seb: wEiNeR sOLidEr
    me: *starts choking*

  • @stina9666
    @stina9666 4 роки тому +8446

    Sebastian: “Hello from lesbian”
    Me: *quotes a vine* “I thought u were American”

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 5 років тому +2488

    Sebastian: Don’t mind me, I’m just scratching my back with a knife.

  • @tard1s139
    @tard1s139 5 років тому +4425

    no one:
    not anyone at all:
    not even anthony mackie:
    sebastian: hELLo fRoM lEsBiAn

    • @awkward.mp5
      @awkward.mp5 4 роки тому +14

      XD I shall start saying that to people

  • @when3263
    @when3263 5 років тому +3323

    No one:
    No body:
    No one at all:
    Sebastian: *WIENER SOLDIER*

  • @adrisyoon
    @adrisyoon 5 років тому +7149

    IM LEBANESE AND WHEN SEB SAID “hello from lesbian” I DIED

  • @emmabiermann3279
    @emmabiermann3279 5 років тому +2788

    No one:
    Not even Anthony Mackie:
    Sebastian: pulls out a knife in the middle of an interview to scratch his back

    • @razzle_m_dazzle
      @razzle_m_dazzle 4 роки тому +33

      Honestly me

    • @mollycatrin
      @mollycatrin 2 роки тому +21

      the fact that he did it *whilst* discussing whether or not bucky is a good guy… genius

  • @skywalker2151
    @skywalker2151 5 років тому +4973

    Sebastian saying that he needs security to keep Tom Holland away from him made me laugh so hard 😭😭

    • @viennacheng3912
      @viennacheng3912 4 роки тому +3

      @William Darell i just turned it to 70

    • @purplevenom2019
      @purplevenom2019 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @LaurenBarkley11
      @LaurenBarkley11 4 роки тому +5

      Wait I'm so confused was he joking or did something happen?

    • @Ooglyboogly__
      @Ooglyboogly__ 3 роки тому +36

      @@LaurenBarkley11 mainly jokes but Tom got him sick once cuz Tom has like no immune system 🤣🤣

    • @cmcgee564
      @cmcgee564 3 роки тому +6

      I FEEL HORRIBLE THAT THEY KEEP BULLYING TOM😭

  • @mz6144
    @mz6144 5 років тому +4973

    No one:
    No one ever:
    Sebastian Stan: The dog goes Bawwaw, the cat goes meow meow, and the moo cow goes AGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @squeeged
      @squeeged 5 років тому +66

      the full version is kinda eye opening though

    • @yadirabrito5265
      @yadirabrito5265 5 років тому +17

      AHHHHHHHHHH
      That me about video

    • @abrkljacic5484
      @abrkljacic5484 4 роки тому +31

      but there's one sound that no one knows............WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!!!

    • @luc4299
      @luc4299 4 роки тому +12

      What’s it from ? 😂😂

    • @armadatint
      @armadatint 4 роки тому +7

      I died🤣 he is my idol for that reason 🤣

  • @issareanna
    @issareanna 5 років тому +3918

    *buckys dead, happy new year*

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 роки тому +135

      *It is not a happy new year if Bucky is dead*

    • @purplevenom2019
      @purplevenom2019 4 роки тому +31

      Cries*

    • @jessicablueheart9772
      @jessicablueheart9772 4 роки тому +38

      Lol that was just funny the way he says that with a straight face

    • @yesno7476
      @yesno7476 4 роки тому +11

      As soon as I saw this reply I’m like WAIT WHAT HES DEAD?! And then I look at the video how will you come back for endgame he’s Buckys Dead happy new year so I’m like phew 😂

    • @aether2463
      @aether2463 4 роки тому +5

      OR IS HEEEEEEEE

  • @gesuleononesiste659
    @gesuleononesiste659 5 років тому +1735

    seb: “hello from lesbian”
    me: *slowing face palming*

    • @Erthalni
      @Erthalni 3 роки тому +2

      Yo man look at the number of likes you've got...
      Ps:- you're welcome

    • @michelemannocchi4067
      @michelemannocchi4067 3 роки тому +1

      Gesùleo Is for boys
      Capristo Is for men

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 5 років тому +955

    “Thank God I don’t have Twitter and THIS IS WHY!”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @yuugen00
      @yuugen00 5 років тому +25

      Yet he love inappropriate jokes 👀.

    • @sodre8880
      @sodre8880 4 роки тому +3

      Android

    • @adepressedperson1635
      @adepressedperson1635 4 роки тому +7

      I don't get it because I can't comprehend that plus I'm 11. But I still watch the video

    • @AnelleOakewood
      @AnelleOakewood 3 роки тому

      I actually quote that daily!

  • @saniak8203
    @saniak8203 5 років тому +1010

    Ryan Reynolds- chaotic evil
    Jake Gyllenhaal- chaotic neutral
    Sebastian Stan- chaotic good

  • @beepbopp
    @beepbopp 4 роки тому +610

    Nothing will be funnier to me than,”WeIneR sOldIeR”

  • @isabellasmith455
    @isabellasmith455 5 років тому +5800

    Jake Gyllenhaal, sebastian Stan, and Ryan reynolds are the holy trinity of wholesome crackheads
    Edit: (OMG I GET THAT THERE ARE OTHER WHOLESOME CRACKHEADS. I JUST COMMENTING MY PERSONAL TRINITY. AGH)

    • @sakshistfu
      @sakshistfu 5 років тому +155

      Anthony Mackie????

    • @starryali
      @starryali 5 років тому +126

      They're all a bunch of loveable crackheads

    • @lilividik1306
      @lilividik1306 5 років тому +77

      I love how were ONLY listing Marvel actors XD
      Cause they're the only crackheads XD

    • @christinadraeseke6283
      @christinadraeseke6283 5 років тому +48

      paul rudd???

    • @thievinglittlegoblin404
      @thievinglittlegoblin404 4 роки тому +44

      I read this as he pulled out a knife to scratch his back

  • @petercooper2764
    @petercooper2764 5 років тому +807

    When Sebabe said "HellO fRoM LeSBiAn" I thought "oh my god he know's who I am"

  • @murkinyx3656
    @murkinyx3656 5 років тому +499

    is that tom holland?
    i-i can’t
    i need security to keep that man away from me
    i love him sm

  • @pricekay4382
    @pricekay4382 5 років тому +505

    God gave us Chads and Niceguys, then gave us Sebastian to make everything ok again.

  • @eunicemiun5751
    @eunicemiun5751 4 роки тому +172

    Sebastian: *casually takes knife out his pocket to scratch his back
    My mom: *FIRST TIME?*

  • @hannahhhidk
    @hannahhhidk 5 років тому +383

    nobody:
    sebastian: *hello from lesbian*

  • @estherthebester
    @estherthebester 5 років тому +276

    2:53 I laughed wayy too hard at that

  • @maesondietz-seale239
    @maesondietz-seale239 4 роки тому +96

    if you start watching this at 11:59:04 on new year’s eve, sebastian stan will wish you a happy new year

  • @birthaandgladis9868
    @birthaandgladis9868 5 років тому +561

    What does the moo cow say....

  • @ablinkinneedofblackpink
    @ablinkinneedofblackpink 5 років тому +84

    I have NEVER had this big of a crush on a man that much older than me FUUUUUUCKKKK

  • @quantumgroovytime
    @quantumgroovytime 5 років тому +239

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul on this god forsaken planet:
    Sebastian: WeInEr SoLdIEr

  • @lwpluto
    @lwpluto 5 років тому +94

    My family: Ha you probably have a crush on Sebastian Stan
    Me: _heLLo FrOM LesBiAN_

  • @Nickelberkelium
    @Nickelberkelium 4 роки тому +44

    “ i- i- i need security to keep that man away from me “ ROFLMAOLoL

  • @pamplemoussebleu8422
    @pamplemoussebleu8422 5 років тому +53

    "Bucky's dead, happy new year" 😂

  • @3artfulkittys812
    @3artfulkittys812 4 роки тому +47

    The fact that he scratches his back with a knife makes me laugh so hard

  • @user-sp6wc5pd3g
    @user-sp6wc5pd3g 5 років тому +137

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Sebastian Stan: hEllo fRoM LeSbiAn

  • @bernadine6695
    @bernadine6695 5 років тому +94

    Why is he so dam cute and hot at the same time😰😍

  • @dahyunsdefenseattorney9279
    @dahyunsdefenseattorney9279 4 роки тому +81

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Sebastian: *whips out a knife*

  • @zayamoone
    @zayamoone 5 років тому +85

    Sebastian Stan and Jake Gyllenhaal should be in a movie together just so they can be paired during press tour. Please. _Make this happen._
    They could both talk about Tom Holland and it'd be wonderful.

  • @nate8998
    @nate8998 5 років тому +41

    Sebastian is Romanian so got some pretty good representation for Romania. Lets go

  • @diegocamargo9034
    @diegocamargo9034 5 років тому +61

    Mackie's dying laughter 2:16 lol 😂😂😂

  • @amalincarmichael4083
    @amalincarmichael4083 5 років тому +44

    that “hello from lesbian” has me rolling

  • @buckysmetalarm879
    @buckysmetalarm879 5 років тому +24

    “WIntEr SoOldieR”

  • @v0lpex
    @v0lpex 5 років тому +80

    Damn I love him so much-

  • @oliverlaufeyson
    @oliverlaufeyson 5 років тому +22

    2:36 “listen.. I need, I need security to keep that man away from me”

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 5 років тому +41

    Sebastian Stan is such a loveable goofball!

  • @m3tall1ca04
    @m3tall1ca04 4 роки тому +22

    When Seb said hello from lesbian it reminded me of a tweet from Tyler Joseph where he said he accidentally told his class he was part lesbian instead of Lebanon.🤣🤣

  • @appleneez2953
    @appleneez2953 5 років тому +46

    "Hello from lesbian oh sorry lebian"

  • @lvnana8899
    @lvnana8899 5 років тому +52

    Seb: the dog goes bawaw the cat goes meow meow what goes the cow say?
    Me: ...
    Seb: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Me: holy sh** starts laughing for ten minutes

  • @nathalieguirguis117
    @nathalieguirguis117 4 роки тому +14

    No one:
    Not even thanos:
    Sebastian: *takes a knife out during an interview and scratches his back with it*

  • @kessa2393
    @kessa2393 5 років тому +52

    nobody:
    not even a single soul:
    sebastian stan: HeLlO fRoM lEsBiAn

  • @thembones
    @thembones 5 років тому +45

    "Hello from lesbian" that is how I will greet everyone from now on

  • @queenofpopanddance8605
    @queenofpopanddance8605 5 років тому +43

    "Hello from lesbian"😂😂😂

  • @bela3644
    @bela3644 5 років тому +16

    the hello from lesbian got me
    gosh Seb is such a cute dork

  • @jeslyn.l
    @jeslyn.l 5 років тому +21

    no one:
    not even me:
    seb: pistachio *very fancy*

  • @melineyeranosian8700
    @melineyeranosian8700 5 років тому +22

    HAHAHAH “HELLO FROM LESBIAN” IM SCREAMING

  • @sixteenbells
    @sixteenbells 5 років тому +80

    Girl, where have you been? I missed u!!

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 5 років тому +8

    "On a serious note-"
    Seb & Mackie: *already laughing*

  • @randomthingsproductions3299
    @randomthingsproductions3299 4 роки тому +8

    Sebastian- Bucky’s dead happy new year
    Me- *NOOOOOooooooo*

  • @belladrawsthings8314
    @belladrawsthings8314 4 роки тому +9

    2:02 sebastian, your bucky is showing

  • @verburmite8477
    @verburmite8477 4 роки тому +30

    **sexy deep voice** Winter Soldier~
    *WIENER SOLDIER*

  • @chipmunkgaming358
    @chipmunkgaming358 4 роки тому +7

    Sebastian Stan: pulls out knife
    Everyone: now this is an avengers level threat

  • @AnhMinh-tf7xu
    @AnhMinh-tf7xu 5 років тому +9

    Sebastian + Anthony = Pure chaotic energy

  • @fridah634
    @fridah634 3 роки тому +1

    THE PART AB “sit on it” HAS BEEN IN MY CAMERA ROLL FOR MONTHS AND FINALLY I SEE IT IN ONE OF THESE COMPILATIONS

  • @mariahholmes7391
    @mariahholmes7391 4 роки тому +6

    Me watching this video at work: *constantly turning the volume up and down* *laughing silently* *avoiding the glances from my co-workers*
    Also Me: i wonder why people at work don't talk to me

  • @squeeged
    @squeeged 5 років тому +45

    This is my hUsh hUsh post :3 this is seb *astian stAN* * giggling* uwu

    • @squeeged
      @squeeged 5 років тому +2

      Edit: mistakes

  • @brooklyn8210
    @brooklyn8210 5 років тому +20

    This is the funniest video I've ever seen in my entire life. Don't ever delete it💀💀💀

  • @gracesands4913
    @gracesands4913 4 роки тому +8

    me: *watches this eating chocolate*
    Seb: “hello from lesbian”
    me: *spits the chocolate everywhere*

  • @eggyboi5762
    @eggyboi5762 4 роки тому +9

    "Hello from lesbian!"
    -Sebastian Stan

  • @bella-tu4jj
    @bella-tu4jj 4 роки тому +3

    THE FACT IM SO INLOVE WITH A MAN THATS OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD I JUST CANT EVEN

  • @kingofpokemon5009
    @kingofpokemon5009 3 роки тому +1

    “You are always on my mind always on my mind”
    ❤️

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 3 роки тому +1

    "bucky's dead, happy new year."
    I CRIED

  • @Gambit_Ace
    @Gambit_Ace 5 місяців тому +1

    "I love fries."😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a.a.3478
    @a.a.3478 5 років тому +4

    i was legitimately not expecting him to scream when he asked, "what does the coq say?" lmao

  • @AllanFrazao
    @AllanFrazao 4 роки тому +3

    0:00
    Sebastian : hELLo fRoM LeSbIaN
    Me : *BABY I DON'T NEED DOLLAR BILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT*

  • @jendeuk3388
    @jendeuk3388 4 роки тому +1

    He's so precious.I want him 😿💕

  • @nada-ds8nw
    @nada-ds8nw 5 років тому +4

    *BEST VIDEO ON UA-cam*

  • @squeeged
    @squeeged 5 років тому +8

    2:52 me and my best friend video calling at 3 am on a Friday night; already drunk on lack of sleep.

  • @giannatrip9080
    @giannatrip9080 4 роки тому +1

    i’m seen this video so many times i have it memorized

  • @どま-k3w
    @どま-k3w 5 років тому +5

    I love how he says Chinese restaurant lol

  • @kaylathompson8218
    @kaylathompson8218 5 років тому +40

    Guys why are we up at this time?

  • @chiaramoon2085
    @chiaramoon2085 4 роки тому +4

    2:03 the way he just pulls out a knife still gets me to this day

  • @gabriellecamper-zepeda4974
    @gabriellecamper-zepeda4974 4 роки тому +5

    It low-key seems like he's flirting with every female interviewer lolol.
    I aspire to have that level of confidence one day.

  • @AIVILO_444
    @AIVILO_444 3 роки тому +1

    “bucky’s dead. happy new year.”
    - Sebastian Stan 2019

  • @sarahh8654
    @sarahh8654 3 роки тому +2

    "Buckys dead happy new year" and can't even walk through a metal detector" got me rolling 😂😂

  • @Johnnie_and_jake_
    @Johnnie_and_jake_ 3 роки тому +1

    sebastain : hello lesbain
    me : hi sebastain

  • @madisontaylor7444
    @madisontaylor7444 4 роки тому +1

    I cannot tell you how hard I laughed throughout the entire video thank you thank you so much

  • @moxie9037
    @moxie9037 4 роки тому +2

    winter soldier: 🦾🖤💀🔪🔥
    sebastian: 🌸💕🥰🧸💘

  • @katrina5754
    @katrina5754 3 роки тому +4

    1:19 “m’baku can blow m’back out” i’m peeing

  • @amx01_
    @amx01_ 5 років тому +1

    i love this .

  • @KillingCookiez-xf1mx
    @KillingCookiez-xf1mx 4 роки тому +2

    2:52 I'm just gonna leave this drop of heaven right hear.

  • @joelproductions23
    @joelproductions23 4 роки тому +2

    No one
    Sebastian stan:wIeNeR sOlDiEr

  • @rileyanderson5381
    @rileyanderson5381 4 роки тому +1

    Okay but he’s so good to his fans y’all don’t even know.

  • @cavitiorism9133
    @cavitiorism9133 3 роки тому +2

    "You wanna sit on it, you wanna be comfortable?" WOAH AT LEAST TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER FIRST😳

  • @michelleyvettebalce8768
    @michelleyvettebalce8768 4 роки тому +1

    i dont know why i like his humor so much

  • @ivy2q
    @ivy2q 4 роки тому +1

    THE LAST ONE DJFISUFIE

  • @sin_decent
    @sin_decent 4 роки тому +1

    I love the way he just pulls out a fucking knife during an interview.

  • @ghostlyman4289
    @ghostlyman4289 3 роки тому

    He was like *𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫* and then I was like *wEinEr sOldiEr*

  • @kaylachapman8508
    @kaylachapman8508 5 років тому +4

    “i love fries” me too seb, me too

  • @sherrymuthiga
    @sherrymuthiga 4 роки тому

    HE IS SO SOFT AND EVEN SHY SOMETIMES BUT DEAR LORD IS THAT ALL WHAT MAKES HIM SO BEAUTIFULLY FUNNY HE IS A BLESSINGGGG😢🥺

  • @dylanrobbescheuten2023
    @dylanrobbescheuten2023 4 роки тому +1

    It’s unhealthy how many times a day I watch this😂😂 I know the whole thing word for word lmao I love seb😂✨

  • @avamarkas1702
    @avamarkas1702 3 роки тому +3

    i know all of these word to word

  • @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401
    @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 4 роки тому +1

    Sebastian has confirmed the "I thought you were American" vine

  • @aether2463
    @aether2463 4 роки тому +3

    *mumbles I cant i I can’t can someone get me security please please get this man away from me please