Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Jim Norton Returns!

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  • Опубліковано 12 січ 2025

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  • @Pljbcdddffggcchhghhh
    @Pljbcdddffggcchhghhh 19 днів тому +14

    If I found a genie's lamp and got 3 wishes, all of them would be to revive Patrice so he could talk to Jim about his "wife"

  • @billtron182
    @billtron182 Місяць тому +361

    Foley: “A Juliet balcony?! How many broads u got living there?!” Jim: “none” 😂😂😂😂 holy shit that got me 😂

  • @nickedgerton625
    @nickedgerton625 Місяць тому +137

    Kippy got me with the "we're big with welders" as I was mid weld 😂 holy shit man

    • @natereflow8495
      @natereflow8495 Місяць тому +2

      Same😂

    • @shawn1042
      @shawn1042 Місяць тому +3

      6010 root and filler, 7018 cap on a 6 g.

    • @maddabber316
      @maddabber316 Місяць тому +1

      Damn man he's got a point i'm a welder too.

    • @AntDiesel54
      @AntDiesel54 Місяць тому

      Lol another welder here 😂

    • @blaketurner7989
      @blaketurner7989 Місяць тому

      Damn they got me😂

  • @jacobbrady620
    @jacobbrady620 Місяць тому +77

    "Id be lying if i say i haven't lipstick'd up," 😂😂 norton unapologetically himself!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  Місяць тому +10

      The best

    • @maddabber316
      @maddabber316 Місяць тому

      @@AreYouGarbage anything to look less manly than his wife.

  • @the_beef4762
    @the_beef4762 Місяць тому +71

    Norton is the best. Amazing to think I’ve been listening to him for 2 decades. Performs abhorrent acts but is a genuine good person.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  Місяць тому +6

      The best!

    • @autumnweaver6616
      @autumnweaver6616 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@AreYouGarbageWe need the Mr/Mrs. Nikki Norton on the podcast.

    • @SteakSauceOTG
      @SteakSauceOTG Місяць тому +1

      @@autumnweaver6616📠

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag Місяць тому

      ​@@autumnweaver6616Jimmy is better on his own.

    • @Pullingguard79
      @Pullingguard79 28 днів тому +3

      Me too. Christmas 2004, I was given a XM radio for my car. Discovered O&A. He'll always be one of may favorites

  • @richardwalsh5458
    @richardwalsh5458 Місяць тому +92

    “How many broads you got living there” none 😂😂😂😂 I spit my beer out fuckin Norton is a genius 😂😂

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  Місяць тому +12

      Home run

    • @billtron182
      @billtron182 Місяць тому +7

      Holy shit I was in tears when he said that 😂😂

    • @richardwalsh5458
      @richardwalsh5458 Місяць тому +2

      @ love the show boys much love from the only Irishman in bumfuck east Texas 😂👍🏻

    • @richardwalsh5458
      @richardwalsh5458 Місяць тому +3

      @@billtron182 you only develop that kind of speed in comedy by getting roasted daily by those animals he’s worked with man lol

    • @rubenschaefer6641
      @rubenschaefer6641 14 днів тому

      Lightning fast

  • @alexvoskanian3265
    @alexvoskanian3265 Місяць тому +16

    32:28 “how many broads you got living out there??” 😂

  • @kenjen
    @kenjen Місяць тому +32

    norton is absolutely lethal on any pod. one of the GOATs for sure!

  • @lopolomusic
    @lopolomusic Місяць тому +16

    I can only imagine showing up to my first day at a warehouse driving a forklift and Jim Norton is your foreman 😂

  • @moralhazard1
    @moralhazard1 Місяць тому +12

    "I had an execution in front of a Hilton" 🤣🤣🤣 God damn Norton is absolutely one of the quickest of all time!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @_S0S0
    @_S0S0 Місяць тому +150

    Thanks boys! Got this and The Regz lined up for this evening.😬🤘🏾

  • @riley7brown
    @riley7brown Місяць тому +43

    Kippy working that shirt overtime

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  Місяць тому +4

      👀👀👀

    • @ricardobarrera3224
      @ricardobarrera3224 Місяць тому +2

      Chill dude he's getting it dry cleaned this weekend

    • @lesliedegnan
      @lesliedegnan Місяць тому

      It looks nice on him. It looks like it's soft material. Idk, it's none of my business. 😅

  • @Lift805
    @Lift805 Місяць тому +30

    “None” 😂 IYKYK

  • @NobleWarrior
    @NobleWarrior 29 днів тому +6

    Jimmy's transformation into Bobby Kelly is almost complete.

    • @conradsz
      @conradsz 13 днів тому +1

      Boom ya got ya belly

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Місяць тому +28

    Oh man that joke about broads livin there really got me🤣🤣🤣

  • @derekladyga1716
    @derekladyga1716 Місяць тому +56

    Norton meant to say "Chad-"wife'" 😂

    • @paybonaventura
      @paybonaventura Місяць тому

      trad short for traditional, similar concept but different words

    • @spensero92
      @spensero92 Місяць тому +11

      @@paybonaventura look above you, thats the joke going above your head... That person knows what they typed and its hilarious given Jimmys wife LOL. If you dont get it its on you bud.

  • @phl_knives
    @phl_knives 27 днів тому +2

    "How many broads you got living there?" None" like a sniper. I almost shot coffee out my nose 😂

  • @seldoon_nemar
    @seldoon_nemar 28 днів тому +2

    9:20 as a welder, I represent that statement 😂

  • @benjaminst.pierre6448
    @benjaminst.pierre6448 Місяць тому +39

    You guys are documenting history - Tim Dillion

  • @BrennonGoforthComedy
    @BrennonGoforthComedy Місяць тому +3

    Great episode fellas...my wife was even laughing this morning when she was getting ready for work...if you can make a gal laugh out loud at 3a.m. on her way out the door to work... your doin big things!!!

  • @Vicsancho9
    @Vicsancho9 Місяць тому +7

    Foley looks like a character in CDL The Video Game 😂😂😂

  • @daegiovanni5864
    @daegiovanni5864 Місяць тому +3

    32:00 the 'Juliet balcony' chat made me shoot milk out my nose *and I'm not even drinking milk*

  • @tical0187
    @tical0187 Місяць тому +1

    43:24 😂🎉 “… the ripping and the tearing…” 😂 CLASSIC

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ Місяць тому +3

    Kippy asking if Jim’s gym has a prison style shower shows Kippy has NEVER been to a gym before 😂

  • @x3ch4nt3d6
    @x3ch4nt3d6 Місяць тому +5

    I know it's Christmas season because the boys have been dropping us off gifts last few weeks and they just keep coming! Thank you bozos always a pleasure.

  • @esterrut9702
    @esterrut9702 Місяць тому +4

    I love how weird Jim is and how he's so chill and confident with it

  • @marlonstallings5229
    @marlonstallings5229 Місяць тому +6

    Every time Kippy wears the backwards snap back all I see is undercover cop at a college campus trying to buy drugs!!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  Місяць тому +2

      You got any?

    • @marlonstallings5229
      @marlonstallings5229 Місяць тому +1

      @ nice try Lenny Wosniak, but I know a cop 👮‍♂️ when I see a cop 👮‍♂️!

    • @bmcshane80
      @bmcshane80 28 днів тому

      Ive got the same hat! DO IT FOR DALE!

  • @goatman1957
    @goatman1957 Місяць тому +3

    nobody quicker than norton. hes always great!

  • @alexandergoodman8184
    @alexandergoodman8184 Місяць тому +31

    Smoke a bowl 😂😂😂😂 Garbagios worldwide 😂😂😂

  • @TheWiles200
    @TheWiles200 Місяць тому +3

    That Genny hat Foley is wearing is all class.

  • @TrashParadiseKing
    @TrashParadiseKing Місяць тому

    Holy fuck!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I choked on my blueberry muffin at work and went from laughing to immediately scared for my life to laughing once i got the muffin down. 32:18

  • @amerson60
    @amerson60 Місяць тому +8

    32:14 Brilliant 👏 😂

  • @GaryCedestromIII
    @GaryCedestromIII Місяць тому +2

    Jim Norton has been a favorite for so damn long. He never disappoints with the classic throwbacks such as Mike Brady having AIDS.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Місяць тому +10

    Y'all are helping me through some rough withdrawals but it ain't enough to keep me from my funny pills, this ain't my first rodeo i can tell ya that right now🤌🤌🤌

    • @theakspud
      @theakspud Місяць тому +2

      @Cloudbloom how was the first dump after stopping. Probably felt like birth

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom Місяць тому +1

      @theakspud literally had a 6am drop this morning I felt so much better after it was done

    • @majikjuggalo
      @majikjuggalo 29 днів тому

      Wish you all the best. I’ve had a few close friends that asked me for help gettin of the op’s. I know you’ve said been through this before. I grow 🌲’s so I have access to a lot to work with. I would make them medium strength oil and make edibles and butter to infuse in food so they would eat something. But only strong enough they could increase if they needed without being floored when they didn’t want or when weaning off them(edibles). It would increase the dopamine enough that they wouldn’t get as sick but still not enough that your body would in a few days to a couple weeks start producing it itself again. Plus they would be sleeping ALOT. The more the better. 1 friend would just wake up. Drink a couple ensures and eat something with the butter. Enough to knock him out. He was a heavy user and actually went through in my eyes the least amount of withdrawals. He just slept hard during the whole time. And if wanted once the initial withdrawals were done they could wean off the edibles easily if they didn’t want to be California sober. Just my suggestion. Hope anything you’re doing is working for you. You know better than I it’s the hardest thing you’ll do but you can. ✌🏽

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Місяць тому +2

    My favorite podcast. Always enjoy and awesome guest this weekend..

  • @alfacey804
    @alfacey804 Місяць тому +3

    Love Foleys hat Genny is the beer my dad and all the other dads drank, and was my first beer and many of hangovers

  • @murderXnumbers
    @murderXnumbers Місяць тому

    Jim Norton is the kinda guy who would laugh as he's being sewn into the middle of a human centipede...Finally a comedian who gets me! Love Jim's comedy and I think it's awesome that he's found success and love. Good job, my dude. Keep being funny!

  • @heatheverett
    @heatheverett Місяць тому +1

    NOICE! The Legend has returned. Love you boys and praise be to Mr Jim Norton, one of the funniest humans to ever speak into a mic!

  • @Kyle_Rasmussen
    @Kyle_Rasmussen Місяць тому +1

    Just got off work, and like clockwork i got a Wednesday Garbage episode to watch and unwind! Thanks Homies 💪

  • @billsanderson2227
    @billsanderson2227 29 днів тому

    "NONE" fucking hilarious 😂😂😂 had me crying 😂😂😂

  • @AnthonyGhandour
    @AnthonyGhandour Місяць тому +1

    So happy when I saw this, thanks guys, needed a good laugh 😂

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  Місяць тому +1

      Enjoy brotha, thanks for watching!

    • @AnthonyGhandour
      @AnthonyGhandour Місяць тому

      @ every episode! You guys are the best🔥

  • @gdt19871
    @gdt19871 29 днів тому

    Haven't laughed this hard at a podcast in a while. Love the boys, love Little Jimmy Nordin!

  • @guppie165
    @guppie165 Місяць тому +4

    Foley is a natural born, very funny observer of human life and i appreciate it.

  • @jaymichael6617
    @jaymichael6617 Місяць тому

    Liked the video before even watching it
    Finished now , noooo regrets!
    Best podcast, love you guys

  • @jason_ryan_fishing
    @jason_ryan_fishing Місяць тому +2

    Love the come up of Norton, great ep.

  • @capealio
    @capealio Місяць тому +4

    This guy is hilarious. I like to think him and Patrice would be touring together sometimes nowadays. Banger episode

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones Місяць тому

      Not with Nortons current hubby sitch

  • @MrWilliamsontm
    @MrWilliamsontm Місяць тому +2

    Great episode, the boys still got it. Foley silently losing it warms my soul.

  • @air2water2jz
    @air2water2jz Місяць тому +4

    Welder checking in 😅✌️

  • @tylerday7465
    @tylerday7465 Місяць тому +4

    Such a class act that Norton fella

  • @malibugraves2410
    @malibugraves2410 Місяць тому +6

    Please have John Goblickon on the pod RIGHT NOW!

  • @ItsAngst
    @ItsAngst Місяць тому +4

    The consistency 🤌🏻

  • @joshl2188
    @joshl2188 Місяць тому +2

    I like to think that this episode was curated in the green room of the DR. Phil live show in DC

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness Місяць тому +7

    Blinky pervy zingin Jimbo, gotta love em

  • @kenancomer4315
    @kenancomer4315 29 днів тому

    Kevin James Ryan laughing into the mic is probably one of my favorites things ever. I left Spotify just to get here and watch it live.

  • @monkeyloven
    @monkeyloven Місяць тому +1

    Jim Norton is SO funny and consistantly. He is very fast too.

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 21 день тому +1

    “Every walk out of a job?”…..yep, SiriusXM

  • @Matt-lu6so
    @Matt-lu6so Місяць тому +1

    Norton is a legend, great ep boys!

  • @BROTHERLAKE
    @BROTHERLAKE Місяць тому +8

    I LOVE JIMMY❤❤❤❤ TY BOYS!!!❤❤

  • @eddiewimberly
    @eddiewimberly 21 день тому

    before Kevin finishes @9:07 Jim is the fastest ever @9:06!! the quickest funniest of all times! I Love Jim

  • @Tony-Madisson
    @Tony-Madisson Місяць тому +2

    A good interviewer is a great guest ❤ Jimnaysium

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 Місяць тому +2

    Love you guys and norton

  • @smrldmrscl3294
    @smrldmrscl3294 Місяць тому

    Kevin asking foley: “what would it take for me and you to hook up with two chicks in the same room?”
    Jim: “a gün” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shamsam4
    @shamsam4 Місяць тому +2

    Norton rules.

  • @mikestory2891
    @mikestory2891 29 днів тому

    Love me some Jim Norton, always makes me laugh.

  • @519Majestic
    @519Majestic Місяць тому +2

    Know it's an instant classic with Norton on there

  • @blurtling
    @blurtling 29 днів тому +1

    best guest ever

  • @James-ns9pn
    @James-ns9pn Місяць тому +2

    Ron Bennington!! Do it!

  • @justawinddown
    @justawinddown Місяць тому

    NYC garage guy waiting for Jim with his robe on at 11:59pm😅

  • @j0sh707
    @j0sh707 Місяць тому +3

    I wish we could get Jim from 20 years ago on here!

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908 Місяць тому

    32:18 might be the quickest joke Norton has ever said. Unreal.

  • @theakspud
    @theakspud Місяць тому +9

    Anyone else blessing the porcelain throne with flaming hot sacraments while watching or just me?

  • @joshualopez9446
    @joshualopez9446 Місяць тому +2

    Shout out to Bridget Mahoney for the opener 😂

  • @BurnieBoy
    @BurnieBoy Місяць тому

    This always makes the last hour of work sweep by, thanks boys

  • @josiahm1119
    @josiahm1119 Місяць тому +15

    Little Jimmy! He killed it at the Kill Tony MSG show

  • @jeroenvanhofwegen5454
    @jeroenvanhofwegen5454 Місяць тому +1

    Jim is just the best.

  • @Mitth.Raw.Nurudo
    @Mitth.Raw.Nurudo 29 днів тому

    The legend Jimmy Norton. Only the real ones know .

  • @megbed2685
    @megbed2685 Місяць тому

    Foley? Brentwood Market?!? Lmaooo never would I ever have thought you’d drop “Brentwood Market” 😭😭

  • @growingheart8039
    @growingheart8039 Місяць тому

    44:27 Bless you for Uncle Hankie😅

  • @jackbartnikowski6859
    @jackbartnikowski6859 Місяць тому

    Banger guest when I just got my tux for Friday! Can't wait to party with yous guys!

  • @joey_ferrari24
    @joey_ferrari24 Місяць тому +3

    Pssssttt fawk yeah double guns cawksucka 🤘

  • @AndrewG.Comedy
    @AndrewG.Comedy Місяць тому

    "We're big with welders" 😂

  • @AprilJM
    @AprilJM Місяць тому +3

    Let's go, boy's 😂❤

  • @jenniferjones3846
    @jenniferjones3846 Місяць тому

    Yasss Foley with the Genesee beer hat! 🎉

  • @user-ug5fd3qo8n
    @user-ug5fd3qo8n Місяць тому +1

    Oh ok there is zero chance Norton’s marriage lasts.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 26 днів тому

    "She want's to act like she belongs...its really annoying"
    Nah I felt him on that one...

  • @justinroth2938
    @justinroth2938 Місяць тому

    You ever put the lipstick on? Not for THAT…ahahahaha!!!

  • @ty-mn6ij
    @ty-mn6ij Місяць тому

    New respect for Norton on this eppy! Another great one bozos

  • @andystreet339
    @andystreet339 Місяць тому +2

    Cheers from Tennessee, just got off work just in time for some garbage!

  • @pathologicaldoubt
    @pathologicaldoubt Місяць тому +2

    You guys got the Kedddd

  • @Xantana1kk
    @Xantana1kk Місяць тому

    Do the gumball machines work and how old is the candy 😂

  • @rjpike75
    @rjpike75 Місяць тому +1

    The Brazil stories Jim has is some of the funniest shit ever. Can find em if you look up Opie and Anthony. Worth a listen.

  • @roskypolkerkan8355
    @roskypolkerkan8355 Місяць тому +1

    Love you Jimmy! Always have......

  • @davidsaf4907
    @davidsaf4907 Місяць тому

    always lookin like best friends wearing the same thing. love the double hat. kippy you rock the backwards cap real well my guy

  • @DanKemble
    @DanKemble Місяць тому

    I've been a fan of Jim Norton pretty much my entire adult life the guys at national treasure I'm so happy to see him being successful and being happy with his wife good podcast boys.

  • @TheFightIQPod
    @TheFightIQPod Місяць тому

    "Reverse osmosis?"
    "What's that?"
    "I don't know."

  • @duncanmccullough8565
    @duncanmccullough8565 Місяць тому

    Ring the Bell boys Doug’s in the House!!

  • @DarkMeatOnly
    @DarkMeatOnly Місяць тому +8

    Foley rocking the Cintas uniform

  • @SpiralOut789
    @SpiralOut789 Місяць тому

    Merry KISSmas youse guys 🎄🤘

  • @GorbyP
    @GorbyP Місяць тому +2

    Hell yeah!!!

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 26 днів тому

    "That was the joke..."
    "wow this guys funny...maybe we can pick up some chicks after all"