Plankton's version has some really dark humor to it in the sense that him escaping from the cuffs so easily represents just how weak punishments are for child preds at times. I'm probably reading too far into it but damn lol.
In the actual episode, it's pretty much that. Plankton escaped and SpongeBob told him what happened to Mr. Krabs. He walked away to go on a "very very long coffee break".
@@Seby0313As a knowledgeable member in the Spongebob community, I can confirm Eugene Krabs first name is legally Mister and that Squidster is a common nickname for Squidward.
@@sayaka3551 Because he is She is a whale and he is a crab, and she always asks him for money Why no one noticed How they corrupt the minds of young people
Anyone remembers the nick summer beach house bumpers? Where plankton was apparently “in love” with helga from hey Arnold. So I guess he actually is gonna go get a cupcake (a little kid friendly way of saying it)
police he swears to god hes not simping for a child police he swears to god hes not stealing from a child police he swears to god hes not simping for a child
It sounds so good that i want full version. Its just, i listen on repeat wondering what other lyrics could be like Btw: damn has every spongebob main character been in handcuffs before??
What kind of AI took are people using to make the vocals for these kinds of memes? I’m trying to find out so I can find a suitable replacement for Uberduck, which is pretty much dead now that they were forced to remove all the cartoon character voices from their site.
@@coolman-ms8 Просто один момент из текста песни Little Dark Аge есть строчка "Policemen swear to God, love seeping from their guns", но если не вслушиваться в текст, то слышеться "Police i swear to God, not simping for a child", (надеюсь перевод не нужен), что намек на педофилию.
“POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD” (Preformed by SpongeBob SquarePants, Mister Eugene H. Krabs, and Sheldon Plankton) Lyrics: Verse 1 (SpongeBob SquarePants) : Police I swear to God, Not simping for a child. Verse 2 (Mister Eugene H. Krabs): Police I swear to God, Not stealing from a child. Verse 3 (Sheldon Plankton): Police I swear to God, Not simping for a child. Outro (Sheldon Plankton): That was easy. I’M FREE!
Police I swear to God 😭
Not simping for a child 😭
Not sleeping with a child 😭
Not stealing from a child 😭
Not stealing from a child 😭
Not simping for a child 😭
Honestly out of all of these, Mr.Krabs has probably the least creepy crime out of all of them.
He was talking about the child's innocence
Tax froud probably
hes stealing the child's virginity
@@chillstoneblakeblast3172gotta get the money somehow
I mean he took the children's money after opening 'Krabby Land'
Plankton has been arrested multiple times, *and they still dont have handcuffs small enough for him*
in some episodes they do
Never judge a man by his size💀💀💀
Billy the kid be like:
@@TheFa1con-hj2mt nah that’s outta pocket
Cartoon logic. They do sometimes.
0:11 Damn the officer is spitting fax
A bit political though
@@RealSebborCan you blame him? Bikini Bottom keeps letting Krabs bribe the judges with pennies.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why does this have me dead 💀
@@ProgramViBeethe same pennies he stole from a child too
The fact baby Mr Krabs appeared at the end makes it funnier
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
Police, I swear to God
Not sleeping with a child
edp:
445:
Cupcake
Straight to the prison
Squidtard:
Plankton's version has some really dark humor to it in the sense that him escaping from the cuffs so easily represents just how weak punishments are for child preds at times. I'm probably reading too far into it but damn lol.
Yeah you are probably reading a little too far into it but still cool detail
Plankton swore to god not simping for a child
Plankton hates Krabs why tf would he simp for him he was telling the truth and deserved to be free that easily wa whar?
@@XxGamezBoyz69xX The 10 to 25 sentence says otherwise...
Genius
LMAO THE WAY SQUIDWARD JUST CASUALLY NOTICES A CHILD PREDATOR ESCAPE AND DOESN'T CARE CAUSE HE HAS TO GO CLOCK IN.
I mean, plankton has already commited a crime thousands of times he doesn’t give a shit.
“Oh great, another Tuesday.”
@@lolfoxmaster4870 He doesn't care regardless if he's committed crimes. He's gotta get that 62¢ an hour.
In the actual episode, it's pretty much that. Plankton escaped and SpongeBob told him what happened to Mr. Krabs. He walked away to go on a "very very long coffee break".
@@spongebobfan78 Beautiful as always.
If Squidward slept with a child, and Mr. Krabs is one...
Squidster Krabs 🥵
@@Seby0313As a knowledgeable member in the Spongebob community, I can confirm Eugene Krabs first name is legally Mister and that Squidster is a common nickname for Squidward.
@@Seby0313 That's not OTP though. It's Squidward + Squilliam and then Krabs + Plankton. Enemies to lovers
@@norM_ystical Plankton in the clip shown did make Krabs a baby so that means…
😳
@@nglidk Well yeah. He was swearing he wasn't simping for a child, implying that he was. Probably just got a lil bit too gay for the situation
“Your honour, I didn’t steal from that kid. I simply took without consent”
Underrated af
That's worse
"That is theft."
-Miles Edgeworth
It's like taking candy from a baby
mr krabs is her sugar daddy
Why just why
@@sayaka3551 Because he is She is a whale and he is a crab, and she always asks him for money Why no one noticed How they corrupt the minds of young people
@@sayaka3551 i am simping for a child
That’s why Plankton wants his restaurant out to the public and why he wanted to steal the formula.
Police I swear to God not grooming for a child
Grooming FOR a child…?
edp be like:
Your grooming for a child?????
@@lolfoxmaster4870 I guess it is because the meme is "Police i swear to god, not simping FOR a child" so they put the "for"
"police i swear to god, not fucking with a child
With mr Krabs it sounds better 0:14
Plankton seem to be the one to easily escape the police faster
Why the fuck are you idiots liking this
Krabs stealing from a child sounds like something he would totally do, let's be real here. Lol
There's a Episode where he literally scams Children out of they're money before they Take it back
he already did
Plankton actually seems like he would cheat on Karen for a child ngl
its the other way around
@@theMyRadiowasTakenTrue, a child would cheat on Karen for Plankton.
@@CybernerdShua sure lets go with that
Anyone remembers the nick summer beach house bumpers?
Where plankton was apparently “in love” with helga from hey Arnold.
So I guess he actually is gonna go get a cupcake (a little kid friendly way of saying it)
He canonically has. Or at least would if given the chance.
THE PLANKTON ONE
Police I swear to god
Not evading taxes
Plankton doesn’t need autotune 🔥🔥🔥🔥
this video is the peak of humanity tbh
0:22 this one makes the most sense, the police have him in handcuffs while walking away from baby Mr. Krabs
Tru jeje
Its the fact they all sound good singing the song
Этот канал умудряется стабильно набирать большие просмотры, делая контент одновременно для русскоговорящей и англоговорящей аудитории. Автор гений.
9 minutes later: police i swear tô god, not stealing from a Channel
да, не думал раньше, что суперкек будет делать мемы для англ. говорящих
так еще и ультра хайповые
Krabs is the least guilty while plankton is that most guilty
yep
Krabs is definitely guilty of stealing from children, he just has a moral standard about chomos.
krabs is the most innocent in this scenario
How?
@@Yo-dz2sswell he is not sleeping with or simping for a child
@@Yo-dz2sshe’s only stealing from a child, not doing nasty stuff
@@Yo-dz2ssThere's not many valuable things you can steal from a child, and the other option speaks for itself.
Plot twist: Mr Krabs was stealing innocence
The Plankton one is how it usually goes irl fr, fr
Absolutely beautiful perfection incarnate
police he swears to god
hes not simping for a child
police he swears to god
hes not stealing from a child
police he swears to god
hes not simping for a child
Plankton's voice actually fits really well.
Miss Puff: Police I swear to god, no Grand Theft Auto with a child.
Plankton: **proceeds to run away to go simp for more children**
Plankton's voice sounds so good on this song
It sounds so good that i want full version. Its just, i listen on repeat wondering what other lyrics could be like
Btw: damn has every spongebob main character been in handcuffs before??
SAME THO
Sonic(SingIng):"0:03"Knuckles(Singing):"0:14"Dr.Eggman(Singing):"0:24"
These memes are a parody of the song little dark age, search it up if you wanna hear the full version
@@BiggiecheeseAKAgod yes i know
@@Tristansonic911bro who tf cares about sonic
I swear we need a pearl and mrs puff version.
Finally the mr.krabs version! I waited for that one!
Police I swear to god not avoiding my taxes
Police I swear to God I AM avoiding my taxes
plankton's made me want a full version of his cover on god
Sandy: Police I swear to God not cloning of a child 😭😭😭😭
We all knew all them could escape but mr krabs
Squidward: Police i swear to god not sleeping on the job 🥶🥶
Police I swear to god 😢😢😢
"Police i swear to god not stealing from a child"
Lord have mercy planktons voice heavily throws back a 80s vibe. He pulls off anything!
If anyone remember the meme (or vine) "Im free" then it all kinda is hilarious when you see plankton running away saying IM FREE
Mr Krabs Sound the best
This is the sequal we've all been waiting for
BROOOOOO THANK YOU ❤❤
Yes! More of this 😂
What kind of AI took are people using to make the vocals for these kinds of memes? I’m trying to find out so I can find a suitable replacement for Uberduck, which is pretty much dead now that they were forced to remove all the cartoon character voices from their site.
Plankton The Ultimate Menace!
I loved this you should make a song out of it good job SuperKek
Nah, someone stop Dankton, he's going for Pearl next 😭💢😭
And it was impossible to steal gum from the store🥀
Planktons not simping for a child. He simps for a robot.
These will reach millions of views
i love seeing their unique reactions and from doing [blank] to a child
Только только впервые посмотрел первые 2 версии, решил познакомиться с мемом получше и тут же 3тье видео от кека
Слушай, а в чем прикол этого мема?
@@coolman-ms8 типа педофилы оправдаются
@@coolman-ms8 Просто один момент из текста песни Little Dark Аge есть строчка "Policemen swear to God, love seeping from their guns", но если не вслушиваться в текст, то слышеться "Police i swear to God, not simping for a child", (надеюсь перевод не нужен), что намек на педофилию.
I can see Mr. Krabs stealing from a child though
And squid... He just scored
POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD
NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD
🧽⭐🐙🟢 : "If you go to my bed, and find this kid,
All alone,
Tell'em to burn,
All evidence
Of our little dark age." 🎶
💀
Amazing
Plankton ai is always so majestic
Police i swear to god
Love how this random 1 year old meme suddenly became popular
The”I’m free”made me puncture
Thank you so much for listening to my suggestion
“POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD” (Preformed by SpongeBob SquarePants, Mister Eugene H. Krabs, and Sheldon Plankton) Lyrics:
Verse 1 (SpongeBob SquarePants) :
Police I swear to God,
Not simping for a child.
Verse 2 (Mister Eugene H. Krabs):
Police I swear to God,
Not stealing from a child.
Verse 3 (Sheldon Plankton):
Police I swear to God,
Not simping for a child.
Outro (Sheldon Plankton):
That was easy.
I’M FREE!
Is there a full version of SpongeBob singing the song? It sounds good. The one version I find on UA-cam isn't what this sounds like.
Now we need a Sandy and Mrs Puff version in part 3 guys
Spongebob and Mr Krabs sound like they're lying, but Plankton seems genuine
She's 300 years old sir.
🍆🧎♀️
Hail 🙋♂️
@@mondayleftmebrokentuesdayОсуждаю за аватарку
THE TRILOGY IS COMPLETE
best one yet dude. they have the billionaire crab AND plankton
Only 2 comments?
POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD
NOT STEALING FROM A CHILD
Cool video.
Awesome
Where did this even come from?
i wonder myself
k@@Anonymousgaming523
Is the Voices AI Generated and if so, Can you give me the AI Link?
Maybe commenting here is _boring_
Police I swear to god
Policeman: song intro theme
no one reads these so TALLY HALL IS THE BEST BAND
lol ur so wrong
@@saffronstuffie434 give me 3 reasons why
Plankton: im free!
Squidward: don't care
These are all over my home page lmao
Vaush be like
Mr. Krabs is the spookiest because he actually has stolen from even babies on numerous occasions. Lol.
Squidward not giving a hoot about
Plankton escaping.😂
Lol plankton can keep simping without gettin arrest
I'm lucky they haven't made handcuffs for me yet
Police i swear to god not stealing from a child
The whole Krusty Krew got booked free the gang 🤙🏾🫡
The end got me😂
me when i see my girl friends perents lol😂
You know that it actually is "Policemen swear to god , love seeping from their guns" and not simping for a child
I want to see more “stealing from a child” versions of this meme
Police I swear to god didn't pirate that game
i like how you retained mr. krabs’ accent