Take a shot every time I say the word "ASMR" This sh1tpost is nearly as long as an actual SpongeBob episode. Subscribe Edit: The vid was taken down for quite a bit because those faulty youtube bots thought that the girl at 1:19 has her bare t!ts out. Good thing an actual human took a look at it and put the vid back on. And here I thought I'd wasted my time on making this because some tech c*nts on yt cant program their robots right.
Practically the reason why this meme got longer than it should be. I even had to cut out some quiet moments cause they talk so slow lmao. But there was little to no change in the duration
@@kubli365 Shame that a majority of her content is on the hub or is stuck behind paywall. Her sfw content on yt is better (I'm too deep in the rabbit hole)
1:36 right here i was fucking saying “bruh why do they always talk so slow” and then they said “why don’t you lay on my chest” and for some fucking reason I suddenly said “wait this sounds nice” and I immediately realized I am almost got hooked
Anime asmrs are literally a leech on the modern man. I get an indescribable pain listening to even a second of any of them. The fact that there are real people who would spend HOURS listening to these scares me.
For me not just anime ASMR but ASMR in general, my ears were made to listen to cool melody and music, I'd rather be forced to listen to Bury the Light (or any other video game music) for 10 hours straight than just ONE second of anime ASMR
01:03 Just because I don't wanna see something doesn't mean I'm not allowed to hate on them. In fact, the moment one goes to try hearing anime ASMR, it's the moment they will get hooked. It's like an abyss. Stare at them long enough, and they will stare back and ensnare you within it. Anime asmrs are pandora box that you should never open.
We need another one of these SpongeBob voice overs! This shit is hilarious! It’s not because I want to find more sources for anime asmrs, like, pfft, who does that? Not me. Deeeeeeefinitely not me, nope. (It’s me)
For me i wouldnt be that too far by being concerned with my watch history when i watch roleplays, as i am more concerned with what i am uploading that somehow involves ASMRtists because some VAs (MamaYunya is a good example for this) are already fed up with crappy shitposts and similar (BlueLapiz's channel might give you a hint for what im sayin)
Man ive been there some years ago but i recently seen how common it turned to be back in 2019 i felt like i was on the fucking edge and those kinda videos where the usual before bed and 2020 just made it even worse thankfully i dont need them anymore. I know many people here listens and enjoy these vids and feel lonely like i did dont hammer yourself about it you are not a failure of a human just for needing attention and i know you can work your way through it bro i know theres someone out there willing to help you with this kind of need keep looking and never lower your head
Ever since the pandemic, I've been addicted to these types of videos as a way to relieve stress and feel less lonely. God, I really need to go outside, touch grass and get a gf
Getting a gf is actually easier than you'd think, just ask a bunch of girls and eventually one will say yes (if they aren't already taken). You don't even need to be super close to them, you just need to know them a bit
I appreciate strawberrymilkVA a lot more since hers are more oriented towards storytelling rather than gratification. They're like cute short audio stories. There's also Shiaides in the same light that's for world building her own high fantasy universe. Goes a whole lot longer.
“Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, And the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; Thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: Be instructed, ye judges of the earth. Serve the LORD with fear, And rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, When his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.” Alexander "Angel Dust" Anderson
ima be completely honest i listen to these with all shame capable of the human being but i don't listen very ironically cuz for the most part i just listen to it while like mopping a flooded bathroom or playing ultrakill but it's become like a addiction at this point cuz i just always listen to it for like no reason some times at like almost all times now sometimes without even realizing i need lots of help and i am in extreme danger
When I was 14 to 16 I used to listen to them too. Fortune has favored me for it being a false. Listening to this stuff through this video is making me reflect on who I was back then. They are like a package of pleasantness, but even then it felt a little off to listen to the ASMR role play stuff.
Should have known and listened to ASMR roleplays sooner and earlier in 2021 than 22. Too late now. Back then in 2021 i was addicted to watching Dhar Mann shit until i lately discovered this in my mid 2022's. Got into this since around October 2022 and the rest is history. For me my late entry into RPs was caused by my naivete and lack of knowledge about this stuff. Atleast ASMR rps was more better than the cringeworthy yet similarly addicting Dhar Mann videos for me.
Take a shot every time I say the word "ASMR"
This sh1tpost is nearly as long as an actual SpongeBob episode. Subscribe
Edit: The vid was taken down for quite a bit because those faulty youtube bots thought that the girl at 1:19 has her bare t!ts out. Good thing an actual human took a look at it and put the vid back on. And here I thought I'd wasted my time on making this because some tech c*nts on yt cant program their robots right.
What possessed you to make a whole 7 minute long video of this bro
@@The_JarContainment Boredom
@@Thotti this video has changed my life
You have outdone yourself this time
7 minutes
Unironically one of my favorite vids
Bro, my girlfriend found out about these asmr videos in my UA-cam history... Now I'm listening to this typa ASMR video for comfort
@@darealKidsNeedFood Bro you have a gf. Why not let her do asmr for you?
Im starting to think this isnt just a shitpost
A call for help could be appropriate to call this
@@Thotti bruh those asmr will only drawn you even further from the real thing. Keep that in mind and go outside.
@@ThottiCalling for help is only gonna make them (the voices) mad. So i don't recommend it.
Help
It never was
I don't hate anime asmrs, I just hate my crippling loneliness
who doesn't
@@danielnidhiry5796 yeah, but you hate it even more when you use anime asmrs to cope
Real
Bro get back to the white house your wife is cheating on you!
@@mohammad1.45 yo fr??
Thotti wants us to believe the reason he collected these asmrs is contents
Also, he wants to label them as a business expense on his taxes
This is why "You're Sleeping in the Trenches - WW1 Distant Battle (background noise)" exist
I prefer "realistic ww1 battle sounds (creeping barrage)"
It's way more calming, gives me good memories 😌
@@SpilledMug pile them up tab by tab 🥰
I like both. Depends on the mood you know
I use to do 10 hour artillery, Battlefield, and bombing noises in 3 tabs together.
At my lowest point right now
The anime asmr audio went on for so long I think he genuinely listens to these
They talk so slow that I have to trim down the quiet parts and yet there is still little to no change in the duration lmao
@@ThottiSure buddy
Thotti def downloaded a bunch of these ASMRs, i can feel it
How can I make this meme if I don't download those asmr videos? 🤔
@@Thotti this video was just an excuse for you to download these ASMRs
@@Thotti Can you send me those downloads. It's so I can... make a video too. You know.
@@Thottibrud you can screen record it
@@Thotti 🕳you def downloaded enough for an era's worth of videos
Bro is at the lowest rn 💀
Update: It got even worse.
@@lukegibson6044 😭
He is lmao. I don't think this is even the last video.
how dare he hate peak youtube
Wait till sqiddy hears about femboy amsr
@@rexxe001
Damn thats crazy
Do you guys like dmc 5 and mgrr?
DANTE IS HOT@@JuarezCall
@@rexxe001 Oh hell naw.
@@rexxe001Peak
God, I can't wait to find out what Squilliam is listening to...
1930s barber haircut asmr
@@Yolvare18 Based
Anime asmrs on the hub
@@Thotti oh my God, he really is a better Squidward
joe rogan experience
What a terrifying depiction of post modern world loneliness that we are all feeling...
"You look lonely. I can fix that"
Im literally Officer K
Cyberpunk reality is getting closer each day
I can't listen to any asmr that doesn't have horror tag
Based
I can’t listen to any asmr that doesn’t have nuclear warfare in it
That bit with the Red Dead Redemption 2 theme 😂
Wow, 7 min. Thotti really outdid himself with this one.
Unironically longer than any of my video essays 💀
To be fair, he plays like 20 seconds of the vids each
Practically the reason why this meme got longer than it should be. I even had to cut out some quiet moments cause they talk so slow lmao. But there was little to no change in the duration
I agree when he said it's porn for ears😂
r/gonewildaudio moment
@@bevvvy1374alekirser fan?
@@kubli365 She's good but I'm not the biggest fan of her voice. More of a beegeewanders or pompompuppy fan.
@@kubli365 Shame that a majority of her content is on the hub or is stuck behind paywall. Her sfw content on yt is better (I'm too deep in the rabbit hole)
@@kubli365I am also Alekirsar fan but moderate because im very more of extreme NoceurASMR fan just like any GeoTuber who is alligned with "OGISM"
1:36 right here i was fucking saying “bruh why do they always talk so slow” and then they said “why don’t you lay on my chest” and for some fucking reason I suddenly said “wait this sounds nice” and I immediately realized I am almost got hooked
Bro almost turned into Squidward
@@Thotti this inspired me to test an experiment on my friends… who will either get hooked or will die of cringe
I... I've never been called out this badly...
Anime asmrs are literally a leech on the modern man. I get an indescribable pain listening to even a second of any of them. The fact that there are real people who would spend HOURS listening to these scares me.
For real bro. This is absolutely deplorable, disgusting, repulsing, abhorrent even. I can’t even begin to imagine ever listening to such trash.
They make me suicidal
I unironically listened to one to see for myself and it was....awkward? Nah I ain't that down bad
@@qwerty975 literally they’re so uncomfortable to listen to
For me not just anime ASMR but ASMR in general, my ears were made to listen to cool melody and music, I'd rather be forced to listen to Bury the Light (or any other video game music) for 10 hours straight than just ONE second of anime ASMR
i think thotti is making a lil too many of these asmr rp vids
I think he's really loves th- ACK
There's unironically more to come
This is a High Quality and High effort content right here, worthy of praise and subscribes.
This video feels like 8 hours
The world is a circus and we are all clowns.
Bro's lowkey self reporting rn
The fact that ive listened to every single one of these except the one at 6:02 really just fuckin made me die laughing out of both humor and shame
Bro i thought u were a grass toucher
Peak fiction
01:03 Just because I don't wanna see something doesn't mean I'm not allowed to hate on them.
In fact, the moment one goes to try hearing anime ASMR, it's the moment they will get hooked. It's like an abyss. Stare at them long enough, and they will stare back and ensnare you within it. Anime asmrs are pandora box that you should never open.
Cannot confirm, never listened to an Anime ASMR
I have listened to such things but unfortunately I can't enjoy most of it because I don't have mommy issues and I don't like to be dominated.
the clips in this video make me shiver with pain
The day I start listening to them is the day I delete my real life save.
@@Graypalksyea i like the platonic ones or doctor exam ones. The mommy shit is way too much
Those few clips hurt
Bro cyberpunk 2077 needs these because you know adam smasher has one of these on all the time
I am so glad how despite my sexual depravity I still cannot find this relatable.
You know how they say hate is a strong word well i actually despise anime ASMRs and i feel the word despise is much stronger then hate
when you're just watching and then recognize someones voice from somewhere else
Brother Squidward has fallen
Man every time you upload one of these i feel called out (never gonna stop listening to them)
Same here man.
Talk to some girls dude
@@beniciounfiltered7861dawg the reason they watch this in the first place is because they can’t talk to women
Me included
@@beniciounfiltered7861step 1
What is this, what is my life?
You know I'd been looking for the courage to go back to drinking, thanks for this
hell yeah brother me too 🍻
please help me, the anime asmr are killing me, my ears are tingling, and i'm shaking out of fear, i'm fully cringed out, this is a cry for help
This shit is so funny because it's so real.
The way this is setup and the way it plunges me into borderline insanity reminds me more of a Colaws/Amerikaner vid
Dies from peak fiction
We need another one of these SpongeBob voice overs! This shit is hilarious! It’s not because I want to find more sources for anime asmrs, like, pfft, who does that? Not me. Deeeeeeefinitely not me, nope. (It’s me)
listening to this video in the background is a pain, my history is returning to me, im fucking dying
For me i wouldnt be that too far by being concerned with my watch history when i watch roleplays, as i am more concerned with what i am uploading that somehow involves ASMRtists because some VAs (MamaYunya is a good example for this) are already fed up with crappy shitposts and similar (BlueLapiz's channel might give you a hint for what im sayin)
The fact he has this much ASMR in this video he put these in here for research purposes
Your girlfriend reads the roman empire wiki asmr
Man ive been there some years ago but i recently seen how common it turned to be back in 2019 i felt like i was on the fucking edge and those kinda videos where the usual before bed and 2020 just made it even worse thankfully i dont need them anymore. I know many people here listens and enjoy these vids and feel lonely like i did dont hammer yourself about it you are not a failure of a human just for needing attention and i know you can work your way through it bro i know theres someone out there willing to help you with this kind of need keep looking and never lower your head
Ever since the pandemic, I've been addicted to these types of videos as a way to relieve stress and feel less lonely. God, I really need to go outside, touch grass and get a gf
I pray for your success!
No way. I got into them around the same time too
Same
Getting a gf is actually easier than you'd think, just ask a bunch of girls and eventually one will say yes (if they aren't already taken). You don't even need to be super close to them, you just need to know them a bit
@@Spiral_FlamesFinding a girlfriend sounds easy, but keeping a girlfriend... therein lies the rub.
im binge watching your entire channel
you might have an addiction dude
You know how well I sleep ever since I discovered ASMR?
Wow, gotta be the most longest video on this channel.
This is possibly the longest and weirdest shipost and I somehow find it so hilarious!
Man this makes me motivated to make that similar meme of yours in a different manner as a troubled NoceurASMR listener
What meme?
@@Thotti Actually its not a meme but more of a localized parody inspired by it. Sorry for the misunderstanding about that.
@@P1utiahe's joking that this is supposed to be serious and not a meme
These videos make me uneasy.
JC! Listen to Tracer Tong and Ted Kazynski to destroy the Internet. Helios is a lie it’ll just make everyone anime asmr addicts.
if you are in danger blink twice
Someone as Squidward,he should have deserved the real thing
I appreciate strawberrymilkVA a lot more since hers are more oriented towards storytelling rather than gratification. They're like cute short audio stories.
There's also Shiaides in the same light that's for world building her own high fantasy universe. Goes a whole lot longer.
Tell it to the judge, you're going to horny jail
@@DriverOfTheBlades🤓
peak ThottiYT content
Sigmaward
(By the way, I think the best SpongeBob font is "Spongeboy Me Bob" from dafont)
Bubble Bass is LITTEARLY the only character in Spongebob who'll be into hi crap.
Anime ASMR's, the perfect fix for broken men. 😔
This video illustrates that I have a problem
Never let spongbob cook
bro you are not alone
How did you manage to fit red dead redemption in here
Peak meets peak
I was addicted to it for a year (or two I think) then I got over it, best feeling in the world. Then I fucking relapsed 😢.
The fact bro credits everything is what makes me laugh the most
I only listen to them because of my crippling loneliness
These asmrs scare me. It gives the 'You look lonely... I can fix that' vibes.
Just hearing these clips is enough to make my heart flutter. Too bad that won't fly me out of this hole
how about you listen to "Anime Preacher Girl Reads You the Holy Bible ASMR [Mommy] [Teasing] [Yandere]"
This but unironically
Blasting that shit when i go to bed fr
“Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, And the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; Thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: Be instructed, ye judges of the earth. Serve the LORD with fear, And rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, When his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.”
Alexander "Angel Dust" Anderson
Shadowfire does wife biblie study roleplay
This Shitpost feels actually like a Joke Episode that the writers would make.
Good Job
I started from seeing an ad of hypnosis Asmr rp
Now im listening to random shits like this
I recognize many of these VAs and Thumbnails...
I just listen to the office girl ones when those bad nights hit
Absolutely jelqed and Long John Silverpilled. Another common W for the Thotti fandom
I had to take a few breaks and walk around a little watching this
ima be completely honest i listen to these with all shame capable of the human being but i don't listen very ironically cuz for the most part i just listen to it while like mopping a flooded bathroom or playing ultrakill but it's become like a addiction at this point cuz i just always listen to it for like no reason some times at like almost all times now sometimes without even realizing i need lots of help and i am in extreme danger
Squidward understand the Evangelion
Y'know what they say!
If it's taken down, it's canon.
I hope your mom heard you say some of this while passing by your room
I dead ass live alone 💀
Man squidward was based in the beginning
I fell asleep to these 2 years ago, but suddenly i woke up in some pastor video to the line
"Jesus can never forget your sins"
i was actually scared
I sometimes listen to asmr to feel loved by someone other than my parents
damn your parents loves you?
I am literally the Blue fish in the beginning
This is extremely relatable
Squidward has the W here,
These titles in anime ASMR and the literal MOANS are Terrifying for me
It's not even funny anymore wtf is wrong with people
True trollface
Whatever helps them to numb the pain
Its like drugs, doesn't hurt anyone except the user. I say let it be
This video felt way longer than it actually is
Trust me, getting a fmgf will help you, this will not
Gem of a shitpost. Reminds me of the good ol' YTP days.
Anime ASMR is pretty cringe. Used to listen to it when I was like, 13-14 and haven't since.
Daffy Duck redemption
When I was 14 to 16 I used to listen to them too. Fortune has favored me for it being a false.
Listening to this stuff through this video is making me reflect on who I was back then. They are like a package of pleasantness, but even then it felt a little off to listen to the ASMR role play stuff.
@@bobstuff1174 Weird shit
Should have known and listened to ASMR roleplays sooner and earlier in 2021 than 22. Too late now. Back then in 2021 i was addicted to watching Dhar Mann shit until i lately discovered this in my mid 2022's. Got into this since around October 2022 and the rest is history. For me my late entry into RPs was caused by my naivete and lack of knowledge about this stuff. Atleast ASMR rps was more better than the cringeworthy yet similarly addicting Dhar Mann videos for me.
@@P1utia You stopped both of them right
they're good if u tryna sleep tho
We need more producer tags
Part 2 pls this is way too funny
Embrace it
Thotty, give me some suggestions for ASMRs, it’s for a science project
The video links on the description is a decent start. The ferris wheel one is peak
@@Thottithanks, I’m gonna ace this project 😳
@@Thotti You were right. It is peak indeed
Wtf?! 🤣🤣
Coal Alert
Best episode I've ever watched