Haha. I think the delivery makes it. Hopefully you get the notification in case you forgot to do your triannual binging of pre 2013 Collegehumor videos.
@Calamity Cain Yeah, because all people that don't want to be a corporate leader happen to be homeless. Someone has to be the worker. To dismiss that idea as the work of the homeless is pretty narrowminded.
@@TestTubeGirl I think what he meant is that homeless people dream of being able to hold down a job, even a hard labor job like being a roofer or a grounds keeper, where as the people who have a hard labor job, which includes myself btw, might dream of having a white collar job, or owning their own small business which is actually a dream of mine
Jobs aren’t lower status merely because they’re seen that way, they’re lower status because they’re less complex and more are capable or potentially capable of doing those jobs. They’re seen that way for a reason, the reason wouldn’t just go away.
@@randomperson2078 Nicholas, fun fact, take an hourly wage and double it and that's the base annual income for someone working full time in thousands of dollars. Someone making $7.50 therefore makes $15,000 a year.
I mean come to think of it Pat might be onto something. Of course he is still dreaming kinda small but there would be some merits to being second in command. You get access to many of the same benefits and resources as the main guy minus all the attention. If you're a villain that means less chance of being marked for death and if it's celebrity business we're talking about then you actually attain a degree of privacy unlike the main star.
+Garmec Plus if the chips are down you could just have a "turn of heart" and simply walk away. 007 most likely isn't gonna waste ammo on a dude who just handed over the keys to the castle... well, depending on WHICH 007 it is, I guess.
Real talk though, I'd prefer to be second-in-command, right-hand man type deal. All of the benefits minus all the attention if shit goes pear-shaped? Sign me up.
@YesitsKendra Being a professional henchman myself I can tell you that its great. During the monthly firefight or when everyone is running to attack the hero make sure that nobody is looking and just lie down and start thinking about where to get a new job. The boss never counts the bodies; they're just thrown in a mass grave. Also, make sure that nobody you work with remembers your name and its less likely that they'll miss you afterwards.
I’m from Maryland. Bowie is a backwater nothing town. I’m sure that was the point but I’m just letting everyone know that is, in fact, the reality. In case you were wondering almost a decade later.
1:44 He said Bowie wrong! Everyone from Maryland who knows that city pronounces it as Boo-wee, not Bow-ee. Of course, we're the only area in all of the US that says Boo-ee but still! Get your dialect right! lol
Oh shit, all these years and a hardly working I haven't seen. Feel like I struck gold! Personally I'd pay mad $$ for a compilation of all these from the old crew.
Hardly Working is definitely the best show CollegeHumor has. More varied than Jake and Amir, more original than their animations, and more surreal than their POVs.
lol i live in charles county maryland and I used to go to bowie basox games when i was little (im 15 now) but ever since they built the blue crabs stadium i see thier games a lot more cuz its like 15 minutes from my house :D
Pat has a point. Each person can have their own fantasy, and no one can force their own fantasies onto anyone. Don't be like Pat Cassels? In this case, I'd rather be like him.
I like how it starts out with Patrick being the unnecessarily angry one and then it completely flips
"Jesus! you just saw it?" I don't know why that made me laugh so much
I keep replaying that part and keep dying each time
Haha. I think the delivery makes it.
Hopefully you get the notification in case you forgot to do your triannual binging of pre 2013 Collegehumor videos.
@@alZiiHardstylez Triannual? I do it every two months, or every time I get depressed
@@Enzombie which is everyday then, I take it?
I think it’s a Seinfeld reference!
If people dreamed like Pat no jobs would be seen as lower status.
SOCIALIST! BURN THE RED COMMIE AT THE STAKE FOR HIS HERETICAL DISAPPROVAL OF INCOME EQUALITY ok I'm done. Nice comment.
People do dream like Pat. They're called the homeless bro.
@Calamity Cain Yeah, because all people that don't want to be a corporate leader happen to be homeless.
Someone has to be the worker. To dismiss that idea as the work of the homeless is pretty narrowminded.
@@TestTubeGirl I think what he meant is that homeless people dream of being able to hold down a job, even a hard labor job like being a roofer or a grounds keeper, where as the people who have a hard labor job, which includes myself btw, might dream of having a white collar job, or owning their own small business which is actually a dream of mine
Jobs aren’t lower status merely because they’re seen that way, they’re lower status because they’re less complex and more are capable or potentially capable of doing those jobs. They’re seen that way for a reason, the reason wouldn’t just go away.
I miss this collegehumor so much
Anyone else notice the ridiculous number of styrofoam cups on the table?
Lil Wayne had just left
Grimm Soroka What cups?
There aren't that many
Dude there r no cups on the tables
Ahaha... its very subtle. I didn't notice that.
I love the way Pat says "Sarah"
He says it like Saaarahhh
I love pats reaction to david
I played on the Baysox field once. Pat was right- whoever that groundskeeper guy is, he does a helluva job!
Roofers make waaayyy more than 10,000 a year.
That's below minimum wage so yeah...
No you don't
What, like $11,000 a year?
@@randomperson2078 Nicholas, fun fact, take an hourly wage and double it and that's the base annual income for someone working full time in thousands of dollars.
Someone making $7.50 therefore makes $15,000 a year.
Jeez you Yanks get shafted. Anything less than $35 p/h for a roofer here in Australia is well below average.
"I would be Alex Rodriguez, one chance in the batters box at Yankee stadium? Oh my god, I would strike out"
I mean come to think of it Pat might be onto something. Of course he is still dreaming kinda small but there would be some merits to being second in command. You get access to many of the same benefits and resources as the main guy minus all the attention. If you're a villain that means less chance of being marked for death and if it's celebrity business we're talking about then you actually attain a degree of privacy unlike the main star.
+Garmec
Plus if the chips are down you could just have a "turn of heart" and simply walk away. 007 most likely isn't gonna waste ammo on a dude who just handed over the keys to the castle... well, depending on WHICH 007 it is, I guess.
Dude not to mention, you could make like, 5000 dollars a year.
B2Roland only 5k for being in the inner circle of the bbeg? at that point his assistants would just remove him ti get his money.
Real talk though, I'd prefer to be second-in-command, right-hand man type deal. All of the benefits minus all the attention if shit goes pear-shaped? Sign me up.
Drummer from Coldplay.
I love Sarah's voice
The way Pat delivers "JESUS! You just saw it?!" fucking kills me.
@YesitsKendra Being a professional henchman myself I can tell you that its great. During the monthly firefight or when everyone is running to attack the hero make sure that nobody is looking and just lie down and start thinking about where to get a new job. The boss never counts the bodies; they're just thrown in a mass grave. Also, make sure that nobody you work with remembers your name and its less likely that they'll miss you afterwards.
"They get to work on a roof all day" I love Pat
Don't be like Pat Cassels
Amir acts really weird as the straight man. "Who saw the Yankee game last night?"
his friend Gryan told him what to talk to sound normal
Amir is the Normal one.. I love this kind of vids it's so weirdly cool
it's so amazingly wierd to see Amir being smart and rational :)
This could never get old
If you're gonna use two Styrofoam cups, just use one
i love when amir is so smart :D
I love that Amir is the one being logical in this. lol
If i could be anyone from college humor,it would be...the cameraman!
They're the real genius of it all.
We learned a valuable lesson : "Don't Be like Pat"
I’m from Maryland. Bowie is a backwater nothing town. I’m sure that was the point but I’m just letting everyone know that is, in fact, the reality. In case you were wondering almost a decade later.
They get to work on a roof all day, David.
1:44 He said Bowie wrong! Everyone from Maryland who knows that city pronounces it as Boo-wee, not Bow-ee. Of course, we're the only area in all of the US that says Boo-ee but still! Get your dialect right! lol
TheNewFlutist I worked in Bowie for years. This video made me unreasonably excited
"If I could be any musician in the world I would be the roadie to Metallica" XD
Being Roofer is awesome because everyone is looking up to you!
Great new hair style Sarah!
Oh, Pat. I love you so.
"That is NOT a valid reason!"
"Like I don't know how much you make here" LMAOOOOO THAT SHADE
@DoJoZo thank you for pointing it out you made my day.
Roofers make waaaaaay more than 10,000 a year. Closer to 11,000, really.
Oh shit, all these years and a hardly working I haven't seen. Feel like I struck gold! Personally I'd pay mad $$ for a compilation of all these from the old crew.
My friend as a kid said he wanted to be a plumber. We never stopped giving him shit. He's now a marine
Were you giving him shit to help train him for being a plumber?
this is seriously the best video...
dont be like pat cassels
its a refreshing break when amir's not the one being hated on =)
It's pronounced bouey not bowie
finally this episode on youtube... it was on the page like 2 months ago
i feel sorry for pat, how much does he make?
10,000 dollars a year. Ka - ching. I wish I was Pat Castles.
***** Now that is just living the life!
***** That explains why Pat didn't want to pay Amir back that $450 he owed him.
Don't be like Pat Castles.
PaulMag
Be like Pat Riley pls
I love her Sarahs new hair cut!
He pronounced Bowie wrong.
Smooooth Boo-EE
"Stop doing that, I don't agree with you"
Sarah, I love your new hair cut. You have beautiful hair already, looks super cute short. :)
I love how Amir is a normal and sane person when not around Jake
Is this Pat's best video ever?
i watched this video like 10x and still make me lough so hard. like haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa. !!
Seen this but it's still awesome
Hardly Working is definitely the best show CollegeHumor has. More varied than Jake and Amir, more original than their animations, and more surreal than their POVs.
I have never seen Pat act this good!
The "that's not a lot of money" bit kills!
Don't be like Pat Cassels, who thinks it's cool not to wanna be an international spy, mlb baseball player, or world famous musician.
Haircut! Looks so good!
from 2:15 the same guy behind pat right hand side is the same guy u see behind david whenever the camera turns to him
Amir’s Bob Dylan impression took me out 😆
lol i live in charles county maryland and I used to go to bowie basox games when i was little (im 15 now) but ever since they built the blue crabs stadium i see thier games a lot more cuz its like 15 minutes from my house :D
@AlyseTrappedinJars David was already married when the Full Benefits series began. He's the only married castmember (but Streeter will be soon).
Pat is the man.
aww i actually feel bad for pat, his life is so sad
Amir shaves, Sarah cuts her hair and they both look amazing!
I live in Bowie Maryland. I nearly shat myself when he mentioned it.
lol Bowie Baysocks, I thought no one outside of Maryland knew about them!
I love when Pats explaining Gus Rivers...
Pat has his feet in the clouds and his head planted firmly in the ground
LOL THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OMG LOL THIS IS WONDERFUL! lmfao Pat!
Excellent return to form CH!!!!!!!
I'm from Annapolis Maryland, and I almost died laughing at the Bowie Baysox's part haha!
This is why Pat's my favorite.
Hey Pat!! .... you got the juice now man
Pat's delivery of his first line is gold hahahaha
lol. the way he pronounced bowie is so funny. this ishh was funny though. I love the ending of these vids
And this is where CollegeHumor needed it's original end sound effect - son of a HUH! would have been so much better.
Oh man this episode was entirely new for me!
LOVE HOW DAVID GETS MAD
"Plus, they make like 10 000 dollars a year!" LMAO x)
Thanks for the baysox shout out I live near there
Hm, best one in a while.
I would hknestly take any job pat mentioned over mine in a heartbeat
pat's acting was amazing lol
The good collegehumor
sarahs new haircut is worth a thumbsup
that made me laugh so much! faved!
I love pat
AWESOME!!
Pat has a point. Each person can have their own fantasy, and no one can force their own fantasies onto anyone. Don't be like Pat Cassels? In this case, I'd rather be like him.
at least out of all of them, Pat's dreams are the most likely (by comparison) to come true
Pat's keeping it real, shit i would take those jobs.
the bob cut looks cute on sarah!
Amir is so much more like "hanging out able" in hardly working than in Jake and Amir I like him in both videos but in hardly working he's way better
Love Pat's socks
i like this video!
Pat is doing a great acting job in this one (:
Lmfao i could watch this a 1000 times n still laugh gets me all the time!!
"Plus they make like $10,000 a year."
"OH, YOU SON OF A- !"
xD
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I like how it says "rwj" in the tags
he's being realistic with his dreams
They get to work on a roof all day David