My first hour of S.T.A.L.K.E.R

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  • @Andrei9thouzen
    @Andrei9thouzen 7 років тому +261

    "i'm pretty much the best at this game"
    Plays SoC and marks it as Clear sky in yt.

    • @Theo-it4dw
      @Theo-it4dw 7 років тому +5

      lol true

    • @szymonkolendo509
      @szymonkolendo509 7 років тому +11

      I know Im late, but it's a YT algorithm that marks those, not the uploader lol

    • @lukkkasz323
      @lukkkasz323 7 років тому +5

      i know im late, but video author cant mark games, youtube does it. They detected S.T.A.L.K.E.R. in title and picked random game from all 3.

    • @kilodeltanegative4199
      @kilodeltanegative4199 7 років тому +3

      I know I'm late but last two idiots are wrong.

    • @cairox1509
      @cairox1509 6 років тому

      I know im late, but the guy above me is right.

  • @knowariddle9462
    @knowariddle9462 7 років тому +184

    You are not cheeki breeki enough

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 років тому +11

      The man went knife only as an inexperienced STALKER and won, he get's my vote of Cheeki Breeki.

  • @thegaspucci6450
    @thegaspucci6450 7 років тому +13

    my first 2 hours were insane in stalker
    killing like 20 bandit at garbage
    stealing the military documents,barely survived that
    getting rich with artifacts
    killing the military near the destroyed bridge
    dying like 10 times because of anomalies
    fuck this game
    i love it!!!!

  • @докторКаланча
    @докторКаланча 7 років тому +142

    not " I am Allah " "aiii blyaa "

  • @garrettwilson6687
    @garrettwilson6687 6 років тому +23

    When you get to Garbage with a pistol somehow.

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 7 років тому +17

    2:36 gotta love that guitar-blin

  • @plaguepandemic5651
    @plaguepandemic5651 4 роки тому +6

    Tips for new players:
    -play on master difficulty (you take but also deal more damage, makes enemies way less spongy)
    -you can unload weapons you pick up by right clicking them in your inventory
    -aim for the head, always
    -at the very beginning, pick up every gun you find. Even if you already have 20 pistols, you can sell them to buy ammo/medkits
    -quicksave after every kill and occasionally when moving from place to place, it will eventually become a habit
    -the knife can kill the strongest mutants in 2-3 hits
    -stealth does not work

    • @eggsandtomatoeswithcolesla5669
      @eggsandtomatoeswithcolesla5669 4 роки тому

      Just a correction m8, I'm aware this is an old comment but still...
      -Playing on Master Difficulty will make majority of their shots land and doesn't increase the damage you give, only the damage you take. (This is from looking at the coding)
      -Yer 2nd tip is correct as hell
      -Amen to that, especially with AP rounds.
      -Traders won't buy damaged goods.
      -True
      -Knife 1 shots everything in SoC, but was nerfed for balance in the other games.
      -Stealth Works, they can see through bushes though. Also, make sure to move slowly, as in crouch and shift at the same time while sneaking up on their back.
      Now get out of here Stalker!
      The Zone Awaits!

  • @gecko7005
    @gecko7005 7 років тому +12

    Had trouble managing pistol ammo not a real stalker

    • @kingrediusz3764
      @kingrediusz3764 4 роки тому +3

      Why am I overweight?
      *Looks at 1000 9x18 rounds*

  • @MuralityD
    @MuralityD 11 років тому +75

    >I want to be a hero pls
    More like an hero AMIRITE?!

  • @LightTrack-
    @LightTrack- 7 років тому +4

    The thing with knife hitboxes is, it has to touch the opponent with the contact point. For swipe, it's the middle. For the stab, it's the tip of the blade. And you can't literally hug the characters in this game so you'll always have a small forcefield inbetween you and them, making you miss despite being at the closest distance if you don't use edge alignment properly.

  • @gorgiascae5682
    @gorgiascae5682 7 років тому +3

    First hour in vanilla SoC I made the mistake of thinking a pistol would be accurate and kill of 3-5 shots instead of emptying the whole magazine to stagger a bandit.

  • @antalgergo2699
    @antalgergo2699 6 років тому

    1:21 Bandit is saying “Ayyy f*ck* if anyone was wondering

  • @leshiy2043
    @leshiy2043 7 років тому +35

    first hour of stalker, you say.
    did the cheeki breeki found it's way into you? there's few who get marked by the cheeki breeki in their first time. luckily, im one of them.

  • @atharvajadhav2570
    @atharvajadhav2570 4 роки тому +1

    Have I ever told you the DEFINITION OF INSANITY? 3:22

  • @jeph115
    @jeph115 7 років тому +27

    if at your first hour you tought the lines where that... jesus christ how are you alive?

  • @sumerbc7409
    @sumerbc7409 3 роки тому

    My whole family and I gather in the backyard every night around a fire as I play the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. guitar songs & drink vodka speaking in drunk bad Russian.

  • @puppetpuppet5972
    @puppetpuppet5972 6 років тому +1

    >Picks up 9x19
    >Doesn't pick up mp5
    k y s m e x i c a n r e t a r d w e e b

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 6 років тому

    I suppose one should be disgusted by the fact that no-one takes prisoners in STALKER. Except bandits, funnily enough.

  • @LetoZeth
    @LetoZeth 7 років тому +2

    There is a tunnel next to the checkpoint where you can go through.. Where you are supposed to go through.

    • @TheRealTschesseler
      @TheRealTschesseler 7 років тому +1

      LetoZeth or a Gap in The fence in The other Side of The Road...Just being guarded by two boars

    • @TheRealTschesseler
      @TheRealTschesseler 7 років тому +1

      Canta Per Me 4: hole in The fence
      Tunnel
      Shoot Military
      Bribe them

  • @Marauder623
    @Marauder623 7 років тому +1

    The pain i remember of clearing that cordon of army! Fucking hell, the satisfaction of an AK and not having to worry about the tunnel? Worth it XD

  • @Nitroshot99
    @Nitroshot99 10 років тому +42

    You think this is difficult? Install Misery in COP

    • @Cavistus729
      @Cavistus729  10 років тому +11

      i've already done that. check out my "EXTENSIVELY TESTED" video

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 7 років тому +1

      Or just eat glass. The self-punishment with Misery is off the scale.

    • @3DRiley_
      @3DRiley_ 7 років тому

      KommissarBanx Artificial difficulty through unfair economy isn't the same as actual difficulty.
      If I already spend 16+ hours for a playthrough of CoP I really don't want to add 4 hours of just grinding to it.
      Also who plays memery these days? Get CoC or if you want the absolute experience Last Day

    • @ДэнаунНовиньо
      @ДэнаунНовиньо 4 роки тому

      Played SoC 5 times, CS 3 times, CoP 3 times, once each game again with the Complete mod, played Lost Alpha, all this in master, exploring every map, doing the whole main stories and tons of side quests. Watched 50+ videos of a youtuber playing Misery. Felt confident, knowing every part of the Zone. Installed Misery, started a gameplay on normal, started heading to Skadovsk, stopped inside a bush to check the area I was going to traverse and BANG, someone headshoted me with a sniper. First death with under two minutes of gameplay. To this day I have no clue on where the sniper was. Misery is brutal. Couldn't finish Misery and Last Day because I loot and stash every single kill and this mods crash after you have 65536 objects. Now playing Anomaly, finished 100% as an Ecologist, trying the UNISG storyline for a new challenge. Only thing I miss is to drive the car of Lost Alpha, that thing was way broken and funny.

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 5 років тому

    I'm out of ammo!
    Me: you see Boris, a knife has no need of ammo, unless you throw like a true soviet, then you must be asking for it back!

  • @radkonpsygami7634
    @radkonpsygami7634 6 років тому +1

    What part of "let them come close" didn't you understand? Geez!

  • @JuanPeralta-t4m
    @JuanPeralta-t4m 7 років тому +12

    1:08

  • @juabit
    @juabit 3 роки тому

    yeah i though that dude says something stupid like '' Let me feel you in '' but he is saying '' Let me fill you in ''

  • @Cavistus729
    @Cavistus729  6 років тому

    why is this video so popular all of a sudden wtf
    it had like sub 1k views for years

    • @quantumedbox4341
      @quantumedbox4341 6 років тому

      for reason of showing in recommendations, even in russian youtube

  • @h3llblaze908
    @h3llblaze908 7 років тому

    My first hour playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R Soc-"oh man, i want to hear some Cheeki Breeki!!"

  • @alexreigel7950
    @alexreigel7950 2 роки тому

    this is amazingly funny xD haha

  • @_DayStar_
    @_DayStar_ 6 років тому +1

    If the captions weren’t there I wouldn’t be laughing rn lol

  • @mixtrix6066
    @mixtrix6066 7 років тому

    Great & funny, make part 2 please 😃😂

  • @KommissarBanx
    @KommissarBanx 7 років тому

    3:12 In Call of Misery Last Day I always just low crouch (prone in misery) underneath the bars and come at them from on top of the tracks with the sandbags. It's usually bandit controlled though, not mercs. They still have that south outpost in the Cordon

  • @kubakubanerkuba
    @kubakubanerkuba 11 років тому +10

    dude, i love your STALKER-vids, these stupid text-messages make me laugh all the time :D

  • @johnnywatanabe1152
    @johnnywatanabe1152 6 років тому

    That's what I call a quality transcription of Russian quotes into the English alphabet :P

  • @charlesvane2952
    @charlesvane2952 2 роки тому

    even with the knife you have to aim like you had crosshair and if you dont have them in your 'invisible crosshair' you'll miss...

  • @gustavogodoy4019
    @gustavogodoy4019 4 роки тому

    Good old stalker experience... Including the crash

  • @knight13117
    @knight13117 7 років тому +1

    The misheard Bandit quips in Russian are the best!

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 2 роки тому

    How did you react the very first time you saw a fleshy piggy FLESHPIG with its bulging eyeball and its squealing pig-face?! 🙃 Btw, the sawed-off is wrongly described as a "beginner's weapon." Unless they mean because it's available early on. Otherwise, it takes experienced finesse to use effectively. You have to aim down the rib to be effective. This is one of those games that handicaps shotguns by making them throw loose patterns if you shoot from the hip, so you have aim down sights (or down the rib since no one bothered to drill and tap bead sights onto the ribs of those sawed-offs) all or most of the time.
    6:08 The Fort 15 is the best pistol you can have for the way-early game. But pistols are barely useful. Really good for hunting snorks, and only if you enjoyjoy the sport of nailing them in the head with accurate aimed shots. And there are no snorks in Cordon in 'nilla ShoC. But Sid offers a mission to retrieve that pistol. I forget what the reward is. One thing you can do is use it til it's worn down, then get the mission from Sid and turn it in.

  • @onetruekeeper418
    @onetruekeeper418 6 років тому

    Never bring a Makarov to a A.K. fight...LOL.

  • @54eu
    @54eu 7 років тому +2

    Master difficulty is how everybody rolls in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Unless you're a degenerate.

  • @Laceee92
    @Laceee92 6 років тому +5

    This is not CSGO...

  • @RoadsidePicnic
    @RoadsidePicnic 6 років тому

    That first shotgun death loll

  • @BioHazardCL4
    @BioHazardCL4 7 років тому

    The Cheeki Breeki is strong with this one.

  • @dullfifqariano6657
    @dullfifqariano6657 7 років тому +23

    Thats not some shit of duty game (No insults to COD Players) so COD Moves,knifing and whatsoever will not work in the zone :P

    • @Helltamirre
      @Helltamirre 7 років тому +2

      Dullfifqariano Hey, in SoC you can stab a wall and a BMP.

    • @jonatan1244
      @jonatan1244 7 років тому

      Once its soc they will work in kinda similar way. The way you play it depends on familarity with it. I started to play vanilla soc another time after years and it is so gg ez.. I just RUSHED with viper my way to lab in agroprom. Really.
      The game mostly depends on your firerate and ammo stock

    • @TheOwlMan8850
      @TheOwlMan8850 6 років тому

      Nah, iv'e fought a bloodsucker with a knife and 6 medkits XD

    • @aidanschooley7052
      @aidanschooley7052 2 місяці тому

      @@jonatan1244nah fire rate doesn’t matter if your accurate it’s more about the movement and having a good angle to shoot from

  • @gorestriker
    @gorestriker 6 років тому

    i never played SOCH vanilla... first time was lost alpha first stalker i played was call of pripyat

  • @JohnyLarge
    @JohnyLarge 5 років тому

    how did you run out of ammo when the video was at 8 minutes I had 200 bullets for my pistol

  • @ngcf4238
    @ngcf4238 6 років тому

    Dude you can just approach the military checkpoint with your weapon away and pay them 500 RU to pass

    • @FJV567
      @FJV567 2 роки тому

      wtf i always killed them lol

  • @BigOuterHeaven
    @BigOuterHeaven 6 років тому

    DEPACOYNICK
    i fucking lost it xD
    well, it souds like "TY POKOYNIK" and means YOURE DEADMAN or YOURE DEAD.

  • @That0Homeless0Guy
    @That0Homeless0Guy 6 років тому +1

    'q' and 'e'
    Switch to master difficulty.
    Aim for the head.

  • @meffistoxiii1
    @meffistoxiii1 6 років тому +2

    2:00 bad translation, should be "annu cheeki breeki iv damke"
    XD

  • @Tobanaman
    @Tobanaman 6 років тому

    *DYNAMIC HELICOPTER MANEUVER*

  • @shrk128
    @shrk128 7 років тому

    were you aware of the stash with around 1000 pistol and smg rounds near bes' parking lot?

    • @SpaceCat36
      @SpaceCat36 7 років тому

      9x19mm ammo wouldn't be much of use for his damned starting Makarov pistol. Srs, that thing is garbage

  • @TheLizard989
    @TheLizard989 6 років тому

    "This gun is shit" says the guy who passes over an upgraded pistol at the military checkpoint. Also, did you loot any ammo at all?

  • @НикитаЗахаров-у1р
    @НикитаЗахаров-у1р 7 років тому +5

    Nuu, podorvali pacani!

  • @rustyshackleford1508
    @rustyshackleford1508 6 років тому

    Man, this really was your first hour. You didn't even discover the keys to lean.

    • @seriousperson2065
      @seriousperson2065 6 років тому +2

      coming back to memories because of feeling bored? don't worry, 2021 will save you

    • @billoverbeck3784
      @billoverbeck3784 4 роки тому

      @@seriousperson2065 we are there now

  • @Bloodwest
    @Bloodwest 6 років тому

    Have you intentionally ignored your hp bar? :)

  • @radiostalker740
    @radiostalker740 6 років тому

    Did you complete the game?

  • @TheM4Dr1Zz
    @TheM4Dr1Zz 7 років тому +11

    im allah killed me xDDDDDD

    • @ZakariaEZZAAMARI
      @ZakariaEZZAAMARI 7 років тому

      lol he's saying ayyy mlyaaaaa ! xD

    • @banjoball1028
      @banjoball1028 7 років тому

      Oh blin take cover these western spy's like this fool is invading the comments! Monoliths take this blin down!

  • @karjalasta
    @karjalasta 7 років тому

    1:59 cheeki breeki... if donkey

  • @lordofsiberia4972
    @lordofsiberia4972 7 років тому +1

    Anuuuu cheeki breeki

  • @GermanHockey
    @GermanHockey 6 років тому

    didnt even grab the merc suit in the attic? SMH

  • @mrorlov2706
    @mrorlov2706 6 років тому

    the dude be lie AIII BLYAH the text be like I am ALLAH me be like AYYY LMAO

  • @avo-0665
    @avo-0665 7 років тому

    Why u havent used any ,,q" or ,,e" button ? It helps you peek enemies

  • @kindadramaticboi5117
    @kindadramaticboi5117 7 років тому

    Comd back with the STALKER videos

  • @histo3337
    @histo3337 6 років тому

    Yoben boben time to CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

  • @duty1894
    @duty1894 7 років тому

    I love videos like this one

  • @Enochian_Tomfoolery
    @Enochian_Tomfoolery 11 років тому

    Lol you got yourself another subscriber.

  • @antoshkagamechanle4156
    @antoshkagamechanle4156 6 років тому

    not ah butt .... its pacani

  • @nattyj8209
    @nattyj8209 7 років тому

    "this gun is a piece of s***" no genius, you just shouldn't use a pistol to snipe people. That doesn't work in any game much less stalker.

    • @Cavistus729
      @Cavistus729  7 років тому

      oh okay i guess i should have just used my other guns
      oh wait, genius, i didn't have any :DDDD

    • @nattyj8209
      @nattyj8209 7 років тому

      Cavistus you had a shotgun, that works better than a pistol.

    • @Cavistus729
      @Cavistus729  7 років тому

      a shotgun with 7 rounds is not more effective at long range than a pistol with 80 rounds. i don't know what games you're referring to when you say "that doesn't work in any game" but i'm sure they're painfully mediocre

    • @nattyj8209
      @nattyj8209 7 років тому

      Pistols are highly ineffecetive (sorry for possible spelling mistake) at long range simply because they aren't made for that sort of range. It doesn't work too well in real life, badly in everyday shooters like CoD, and usually quite horridly in games like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Best way to clear that section if you don't want to pay or sneak through the tunnel, is fire the shotgun to kill one or two guys, then run in and take the rifles they dropped.

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 7 років тому

    Poluchi gad!

  • @lordofsiberia4972
    @lordofsiberia4972 7 років тому +1

    Чики брики

  • @Wojtass36
    @Wojtass36 7 років тому

    i spat my water out when you couldnt stab him

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 7 років тому

    Sobaka!

  • @MaxMirniy
    @MaxMirniy 6 років тому +1

    какой-то тупой чувак. стреляться с военными в самом начале? можно и обойти. Даже когда хп почти не остается, он продолжает стрелять вместо того, чтобы уйти и лечиться. А если нечем лечиться, то зачем в бой вступать? Игра же не обязывает убивать всех встречных. Но видео смешное. Я ваще не знаю зачем пишу коммент под видео 13 года. Его все равно никто не прочитает. :D

    • @daniel5730
      @daniel5730 6 років тому

      А я всегда их убивал почему-то.

    • @ardalidosfoundation7294
      @ardalidosfoundation7294 6 років тому

      Чувак это же запад епта, им такое невдомек. А так уже дохера норм забугорного контента существует по сталкачу

  • @nikitadolgov4448
    @nikitadolgov4448 6 років тому +1

    Ay mlea not Im allah

  • @caliber3821
    @caliber3821 7 років тому

    moja bratucha, ti nada znat kak igrat stalker, ucitsia nada

    • @shinrathestalker7630
      @shinrathestalker7630 5 років тому

      @Novo Ime Yeah, indeed it means that :D And the style in which the videomaker plays makes me...just...makes me facepalm and laughing hard :D The buddy do it as an idiot, but in Zone we may be all the idiots in front of Her power ;) It's hard? JUST RUN FROM EMISSION AND FIND THE SHELTER~

  • @stansable
    @stansable 6 років тому

    Ukraine TOP.

  • @bubr69
    @bubr69 6 років тому

    Ты покойник!

  • @sekory88
    @sekory88 7 років тому

    oh man I shit myself xD that miss leading words

  • @denudenovsky
    @denudenovsky 5 років тому

    Watching this after countless hours in stalker and many, many mods is kind of cringy. No skill at all xd