My favorite subtle moment was 8:02 (two oxymorons in one sentence) "It's time, to dispense indiscriminate justice upon all those who've got it comin.'"
I can't tell if this whole thing is a gag or they are being serious. It honestly sounds like what I've been thinking for ages and the developers were like fk it, it's true. Your wallets have the power, we don't. Make it count
* *2003:* _I used to go into a store to find a game,_ * *2023:* _Now I go into a game to find a store._ Microtransactions have become SO greedy they should be called *macrotransactions.*
Live Service games are Stores with a Showroom attached, in which you can show off your purchases to incite others into buying things as well. D4 for example as ARPG getting both a Cashshop and Open World isn't accidental or a game design choice/vision. Having no proper in game features for players to look for, find and group up with each other, it's basically just there so players with way cooler than ingame earnable MTX skins and mounts run past you now and then to remind you what you are missing out on by not visiting and buying from the store. That's it's purpose.
It's going to happen. Larian is the baby gazelle on the Savannah. So cute and pure. Full of potential. And in the long grass stalks the lions and hyenas circle and laugh and drool. My money is on Microsoft trying to buy Larian since BG3 beat Starfield at the VGA.
@@amurderofcrows4984 Man we all thought blizzard care, and cdproject actually give a shit. Time changes, and management will rotate. Just enjoy what we have now.
It's now been 1 year 58 days since I last spent any money on Blizzard products & I swear I've probably saved like £4,000 which is crazy compared to the days of buying a game for 20 bucks and playing it for 5 years.
It may be a parody, but it represents blizzard and its costumers fairly accurately. I stopped giving Blizzard money years ago, after they decided they made games only for profit and not also for fun.
Their to lazy to give us set items in D4. Not to mention runes/runewords/4-6 socketed items, charms and jewels. Literally accepting a worse and worse but better looking product.
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian. It's really sad, Blizzard used to be the cool company that honestly cared, the slowly over years and years they turned into a monster till they gave up pretending to be nice and just ripped off the mask entirely.
"The most resilient consumers on the planet" I truly believe this. Some of my friends keep complaining about a lot of bugs in SoD, the connection uptime of the servers, the balance patches and the long queue times, but still put themselves through the same torture every day for €10,99/month. After a year of playing, they could have bought a copy of Baldur's Gate 3 and a single malt whiskey for the same money... I seriously don't understand why people still put up with Blizzard...
I don't understand why people praise Asmon for calling out Blizzard when he's gives Blizzard a decent chunk of $$$. Like how he spent 5k on Diablo Immortal. Which he says he recouped through the content he made on it. He's part of the problem when he's giving them 5k. He directly contributes to it. He's never wanted any of this p2w microtransaction crap to change and he's a huge hypocrite.
I don't understand why people put up with like 95% of the triple A industry. Stopped supporting most companies years ago and went to indie games. Didn't support $60 for 60% of a game, not about to support $70 for 60% of a game. Not going to buy lazy ass deving or quick $60-$70 cash grabs that a team or company doesn't stand behind and tries to make everyone forget in a month.
Its turned itself into a real blizzard. You cant see shit, every step is a struggle to keep balance. Its cold, windy, the snow gets everywhere. All you can do is keep walking forward and hope you dont get lost.
For a minute I thought that there was an actual HonestCon event where big company executives could go and say whatever they want. It's only after seeing the BlizCon logo that I started focusing and looking for shenanigans like A.I. voice and stuff
Videos like this make me realize why I only buy a few games a year, if that. It isn't that I don't like games, it's that what used to be mainstream (complete products with no online live service requirements), is now "niche."
It's that, and the fact that games just kind of pile up in the library over time. I have enough unplayed stuff in my steam library to last me another two decades.
5:36 I'm guessing this is a reference to the 2009 interview in which Bobby "Please Stop Putting Devil Horns On All My Google Image Results" Kotick said: "We have a real culture of thrift. The goal that I had in bringing a lot of the packaged goods folks into Activision about 10 years ago was to take all the fun out of making video games." He goes went on to say that they wanted to instill a culture of fear in all their employees in the sense of making sure they're aware they could be fired at any moment during the bad economy of the time. "We are very good at keeping people focused on the deep depression."
ok but like legit, the Cosby suite is pretty funny. as long as they didn't serve special Jello to the people they hired, but I expect 100% them dudes made it weird.
I've never seen someone glaze a company harder. He loves to 'call out" Blizzard for their BS but then he'll spend 5k on Diablo Immortal. His audience is too stupid to realize his words mean nothing, actions are what matter.
that speech where he's like nobody makes games for fun anymore, just for money. this really explains why so many devs hated on BG3. cause BG3 embarrasses all the AAA devs/studios/publishers to death.
Nobody hated on baldur’s gate 3. That's outrage bait pushed by crappy UA-camrs trying to stir up controversy. If anything, most game devs have been happy at the success of BG3. Any negativity is from devs wary that a bunch of low-effort cash grab cRPGs are going to get produced in the wake of this success or others who understand that all the circumstances leading up to BG3's success could've very easily ended in a colossal failure.
@@brobette574 except the dev that said that BG3 was overdelivering and impossible to replicate. then had other devs in the comments echoing the same thing saying that every customer should never expect games to be at the level of bg3 because the studio was insane. not a single one of them mentioned crpg or cashgrabs. they all complained that bg3 was raising the bar and their AAA games would look like shit in comparison. frankly they were right, because AAA studios have been pumping out shit for decades and spent decades lowering the quality of their games slowly to condition people. larian and a few other studios have started to unravel their work and they don't like it. yes bg3 could have been a huge failure. but you know what, that's what made games in the past amazing. developers took huge risks and created gems of epic proportions.
@@KB_13247 typical comment of someone who didn’t understand what was going on and bought into the conspiracy. Cause please point me to anybody ( and if there are they aren’t the majority) who said that bg3 was raising the bar or was an anomaly in terms of quality. It is anomaly because they bet the whole studio on this project. 6 years of AAA development is not cheap and had they not smashed sales record Larian would be in very hot water right now That’s what devs are talking about. They don’t want to put their business at risk on one project. If you have any business sense you don’t put all your eggs in one basket especially in gaming where so many games are coming out. Not a coincidence they released it a month earlier to not release close to starfield And what risks were taken and then created gems? They didn’t take more risks back then. But please name them. Those famous gems of epic proportions
@@Anonymous-mp2ln I have done it. I can also read and understand things correctly. I also know about the industry and how it works What’s funny is everybody is riding the bg3 bandwagon as if it was the best way to show the middle finger to AAA Everybody loves a success story but they are only one among an ocean of failures And trust me this changes absolutely nothing and nobody is cowering in fear every time baldur’s gate 3 is brought up. We heard the same thing when elden ring came out But keep living in your fantasy
The demographics speak volumes to who the idoiots are that fuel the aggressive micro transaction culture we are in. The developers and primary consumers are generally the same herd.
I was at blizzcon with my dad and saw the exact furry and my dad asked what game character is he. I said dad, don’t worry about it, it’s not one you will know.
After everything that's happened since the last time they held a proper BlizzCon... the idea that even one person attended BlizzCon this year is fucking abhorrent to me, let alone how many are in the audience in the video.
"Check your own battlement receipts...we can treat you like crap and you keep coming back" Wow, dropping some serious truth bombs in this one. Sad but true. Gamers you vote with your wallet. Make your vote count.
IDK if this is a hottake but to me, they're different kinds of games, Fromsoft makes good narrowly focused single-player games and Blizz makes decent multiplayer games Blizz games but they outstay their welcome and they begin to fill them up with microtransactions.
I would add Larian, they've been pretty consistent in making solid RPGs for the last decade at least, and CDPR after fixing Cyberpunk, the quality of their stories is unmatched.
This sort of tribalism is pathetic, no matter which tribe you join. I also like the popular fromsoft titles, but I would never call myself a fan of any studio. Especially as others pointed out, things can turn for the worse any time for any studio. So what's the point of the servile loyalism? Childish tribalism. You lack real personality and real identity so you pick up pathetic identities as [gamedev studio] fan, as a substitute. Grow up...
when you feel that nobody give a damn in the room. That how people feel about Blizztrash. I'm sure if they throw a garbage bag on the stage, everyone will cheer and applaud.
My first Warcraft game was installed on 4 floppy discs. I got my first job so I could afford to get a WoW subscription in 2007. I had over 25,000 hours in WoW across all of my characters. I lost most of my love for the game around the start of MoP, and I finally quit a month into Shadowlands. I kept thinking it would get better but it was just running in a hamster wheel.
Last p(l)ayed a blizz game back in tbc classic, and I had resolved to stop playing after tbc as early as tbc start, because lack of server maintenance caused my 8x 60+ characters to be stranded on a dead server, being expected 25€/character transfer for their negligence.
Just a reminder the Cosby Suite was actually named because the carpet looked like one of his sweaters. It was named years before any abuse happened. Yet Kotaku chose to run the story as if it was connected to abuse. This ended up costing a lot of people their jobs just because they were in the photo but never did anything to anybody. Kotaku knew the picture was unconnected to anything, but hey it makes headlines so they knowingly lied.
Throw up some pictures of people with different skin colors. "We want our games to represent everyone! Now suck down our next expansion and buy our microtransactions, peasants."
The number one thing that pisses me off about Asmon. Is that he sits there and laughs at videos like this showing how corrupted and evil Activision/Blizzard are. But he still supports them and their horrible decisions every month with money and the sad thing is there are millions of people just like him.
When it ended he should have said " When leaving through the back doors please have your wallet open and ready for our automated donation machine " its basically a hoover.
6:37 Actually, Cloud Imperial Gaming might do it. It’s a long shot, but backers have supported their “We have a game to make, and we don’t compromise” attitude.
"If you aint broke, why fix it? "
best quote ever
The script on these videos consistently go so hard
holy shit that slaps and it's terrifying, reminds me of my stepdad
My favorite subtle moment was 8:02 (two oxymorons in one sentence)
"It's time, to dispense indiscriminate justice upon all those who've got it comin.'"
6:40 quote
@Aszkalonyou already posted this comment elsewhere. Unless you're a one-hit wonder, please try harder next time.
“If youre gonna blame anyone, check your own battle net receipts” lmaoooo
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can't tell if this whole thing is a gag or they are being serious. It honestly sounds like what I've been thinking for ages and the developers were like fk it, it's true. Your wallets have the power, we don't. Make it count
@@hammertime9183 its an AI edit. they said maybe 40% of this, but its edited together as if they were telling the truth instead of BS'ing us
Never paid 1 penny after 2010
"most resilient consumers " 💀
"fearlessly monetized"
nintendies: let us introduce ourselves
CocaineWoW is a hell of a drug
"micro transaction is nothing"
@Aszkalonthat's why we play private servers for free.
“You’ll keep buying our games because here’s Chris Metzen” pretty much sums up the whole Blizzcon experience this year
I can't tell enough how right you are. Know couple of guys preordering new expansion, the most expansive one obviously, just because of that.
"we want to see how much abuse you can take to calibrate the price going forward"
It won't be long before Ybarra says the quiet part aloud for real. Then parody will be officially dead.
* *2003:* _I used to go into a store to find a game,_
* *2023:* _Now I go into a game to find a store._
Microtransactions have become SO greedy they should be called *macrotransactions.*
the reality of your comment hits hard
"Now I go into a game to find a store." LMAOOOO
Live Service games are Stores with a Showroom attached, in which you can show off your purchases to incite others into buying things as well.
D4 for example as ARPG getting both a Cashshop and Open World isn't accidental or a game design choice/vision. Having no proper in game features for players to look for, find and group up with each other, it's basically just there so players with way cooler than ingame earnable MTX skins and mounts run past you now and then to remind you what you are missing out on by not visiting and buying from the store. That's it's purpose.
that´s why From Software cannot be hyped enough - no stores, polished quality games
@@cheezy0893 Yes. Support devs who respect your time, mind, and wallet.
* CoffeeStainStudios - _Satisfactory_
* FromSoft - _Elden Ring_
* Larian Studios - _Baldur’s Gate 3_
* Re-Logic - _Terraria_
"If any company tries, we'll buy them too!" Please leave Larian alone.....
It's going to happen. Larian is the baby gazelle on the Savannah. So cute and pure. Full of potential. And in the long grass stalks the lions and hyenas circle and laugh and drool.
My money is on Microsoft trying to buy Larian since BG3 beat Starfield at the VGA.
@@Marvolo14I mean, they don’t have to sell. I won’t say it’ll never happen, but Larian seems to truly care, so I doubt they’d take the offer.
the nanosecond that happens it will be put on the game pass@@Marvolo14
@@amurderofcrows4984 Man we all thought blizzard care, and cdproject actually give a shit. Time changes, and management will rotate. Just enjoy what we have now.
@@jokerledger5400 Oh I’m sure someday, but not any time soon. Microsoft actually already tried to buy them and they refused.
"Most resilient consumers"
Not the R word I would personally use but sure
Does it end with -etarded?
It's now been 1 year 58 days since I last spent any money on Blizzard products & I swear I've probably saved like £4,000 which is crazy compared to the days of buying a game for 20 bucks and playing it for 5 years.
Anyone who spent money on a blizzard game after overwatch 1 is a smooth brained animal
4k in a year? fuckin HOW dude? would you have bought every cash mount on 5 accounts?
If you would've spent £4000 on any digital content, you're the problem.
wow, you did your damage... Well done
@@nivyan Probably an over exaggeration but hearthstone alone costs like $900 a year 😭
The editing is amazing. Almost looks real.
We can just hope IA don't get legs.
it really does lmao
What they say there is realer than the actual thing so... yeah lmao
What editing?
what do you mean? its how blizzard treats customers for years
It may be a parody, but it represents blizzard and its costumers fairly accurately. I stopped giving Blizzard money years ago, after they decided they made games only for profit and not also for fun.
Their to lazy to give us set items in D4. Not to mention runes/runewords/4-6 socketed items, charms and jewels. Literally accepting a worse and worse but better looking product.
@@TheSakufighter They're* too*
Same here! I was forced to look my transaction history..
1. 2018 --> Destiny 2 with anual pass
2. 2015 --> Lost Vikings to heroes of the storm
I miss 2006...
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian. It's really sad, Blizzard used to be the cool company that honestly cared, the slowly over years and years they turned into a monster till they gave up pretending to be nice and just ripped off the mask entirely.
"The most resilient consumers on the planet"
I truly believe this. Some of my friends keep complaining about a lot of bugs in SoD, the connection uptime of the servers, the balance patches and the long queue times, but still put themselves through the same torture every day for €10,99/month. After a year of playing, they could have bought a copy of Baldur's Gate 3 and a single malt whiskey for the same money...
I seriously don't understand why people still put up with Blizzard...
I don't understand why people praise Asmon for calling out Blizzard when he's gives Blizzard a decent chunk of $$$. Like how he spent 5k on Diablo Immortal. Which he says he recouped through the content he made on it. He's part of the problem when he's giving them 5k. He directly contributes to it. He's never wanted any of this p2w microtransaction crap to change and he's a huge hypocrite.
@@roboninja3194 because only people that are still giving them money have the right to complain dum dum
If you prefer baldurs garbage, then you are the weird one in that group.of friends lol
Looks like you got some blizzard shills in the reply. 😂
I don't understand why people put up with like 95% of the triple A industry. Stopped supporting most companies years ago and went to indie games. Didn't support $60 for 60% of a game, not about to support $70 for 60% of a game. Not going to buy lazy ass deving or quick $60-$70 cash grabs that a team or company doesn't stand behind and tries to make everyone forget in a month.
I was expecting Metzen to come out and yell, "For the Shareholders!"
“Don’t make games for fun anymore.” Man, that hit home.
I miss fun.
The Windows XP start up sound being used to introduce Phil had me in tears
It's absolutely mind blowing that anyone still calls it "Blizzard"
Its turned itself into a real blizzard. You cant see shit, every step is a struggle to keep balance. Its cold, windy, the snow gets everywhere. All you can do is keep walking forward and hope you dont get lost.
Because it IS blizzard now. Wtf do you mean?
true, should be called Actim€m€ Bli$$ard
3:13 “Global community, from the east coast to the west coast” 💀💀💀
all right, enough fun guys.
What a masterpiece. Best part for me was the Phil Spencer entrance.
The editing is insanely good and it's mind blowing what AI can do today.
I hope the"alright,enough fun" becomes a meme
Metzen actually being a decent person in this is very fitting. I get the feeling that he's one of the few left at Blizzard who actually do care.
For a minute I thought that there was an actual HonestCon event where big company executives could go and say whatever they want. It's only after seeing the BlizCon logo that I started focusing and looking for shenanigans like A.I. voice and stuff
This truly shows who has critical thinking and who is gullible
@@11Survivorcritical what now?
I stopped playing blizzard games or paying blizzard for more than a year and I've never been happier than now
yea. thats why i play on private wow servers
@@Eichsterd123classic or normal?
@@Eichsterd123 I've never played wow, at some point I really wanted then I saw what was becoming of that company and literally lost interest
Yes me too after diablo 4 I give up hope for this company.
@@Eichsterd123 doesn't that still count as playing a blizzard game...
The script is so goddamn witty and on point!! I actually can’t tell which is said by AI and which isn’t lmao
“This event you’re attending is a raging dumpster fire” I guess HONESTcon lives up to its name 😂
Whales and Blizz paypigs keeping the blood flowing in this corpse.
They shat on everyone but not even Honest con would shit on Metzen
id pay to see the actual companies live reaction to watching this
7 blizzard employees have downvoted this
“Resilient Consumer” is corporate for, “sucker.”
Blizzard fanbase really is the most "resilient" one out there, not even a competition. 😂
Bethesda fans ;-)
I haven't touched a blizzard game in 8 years I couldn't be happier.
This honestcon dude makes the best vids man. Everyone I have seen have been a joy to watch.
Videos like this make me realize why I only buy a few games a year, if that. It isn't that I don't like games, it's that what used to be mainstream (complete products with no online live service requirements), is now "niche."
It's that, and the fact that games just kind of pile up in the library over time. I have enough unplayed stuff in my steam library to last me another two decades.
5:36 I'm guessing this is a reference to the 2009 interview in which Bobby "Please Stop Putting Devil Horns On All My Google Image Results" Kotick said:
"We have a real culture of thrift. The goal that I had in bringing a lot of the packaged goods folks into Activision about 10 years ago was to take all the fun out of making video games." He goes went on to say that they wanted to instill a culture of fear in all their employees in the sense of making sure they're aware they could be fired at any moment during the bad economy of the time. "We are very good at keeping people focused on the deep depression."
ok but like legit, the Cosby suite is pretty funny. as long as they didn't serve special Jello to the people they hired, but I expect 100% them dudes made it weird.
Watching this all I had going through my head is a Johnny Silverhand line "Look at all these f**kin sheep, Baaa, Baaa".
If you want someone to blame, check your own battle net reciepts......holy shit
asmongold is the worlds most resilient consumer and glazer of blizzard
I've never seen someone glaze a company harder. He loves to 'call out" Blizzard for their BS but then he'll spend 5k on Diablo Immortal. His audience is too stupid to realize his words mean nothing, actions are what matter.
@@roboninja3194 🤣💯
@@roboninja3194who cares it’s fun to watch
I was not ready for that "fuck you, Mike"
that speech where he's like nobody makes games for fun anymore, just for money. this really explains why so many devs hated on BG3. cause BG3 embarrasses all the AAA devs/studios/publishers to death.
Nobody hated on baldur’s gate 3. That's outrage bait pushed by crappy UA-camrs trying to stir up controversy. If anything, most game devs have been happy at the success of BG3. Any negativity is from devs wary that a bunch of low-effort cash grab cRPGs are going to get produced in the wake of this success or others who understand that all the circumstances leading up to BG3's success could've very easily ended in a colossal failure.
@@brobette574 except the dev that said that BG3 was overdelivering and impossible to replicate. then had other devs in the comments echoing the same thing saying that every customer should never expect games to be at the level of bg3 because the studio was insane. not a single one of them mentioned crpg or cashgrabs. they all complained that bg3 was raising the bar and their AAA games would look like shit in comparison. frankly they were right, because AAA studios have been pumping out shit for decades and spent decades lowering the quality of their games slowly to condition people. larian and a few other studios have started to unravel their work and they don't like it.
yes bg3 could have been a huge failure. but you know what, that's what made games in the past amazing. developers took huge risks and created gems of epic proportions.
@@KB_13247 typical comment of someone who didn’t understand what was going on and bought into the conspiracy. Cause please point me to anybody ( and if there are they aren’t the majority) who said that bg3 was raising the bar or was an anomaly in terms of quality.
It is anomaly because they bet the whole studio on this project. 6 years of AAA development is not cheap and had they not smashed sales record Larian would be in very hot water right now
That’s what devs are talking about. They don’t want to put their business at risk on one project. If you have any business sense you don’t put all your eggs in one basket especially in gaming where so many games are coming out. Not a coincidence they released it a month earlier to not release close to starfield
And what risks were taken and then created gems? They didn’t take more risks back then. But please name them. Those famous gems of epic proportions
@@brobette574 Do not try to gaslight when a simple Google search will prove you wrong.
@@Anonymous-mp2ln I have done it. I can also read and understand things correctly. I also know about the industry and how it works
What’s funny is everybody is riding the bg3 bandwagon as if it was the best way to show the middle finger to AAA
Everybody loves a success story but they are only one among an ocean of failures
And trust me this changes absolutely nothing and nobody is cowering in fear every time baldur’s gate 3 is brought up. We heard the same thing when elden ring came out
But keep living in your fantasy
It's crazy how transparent reality can be and yet there is no change in sight, it just continues down its dystopian rabbit hole.
This is truly a "Warcraft Rumble" Video, really enjoyed the game content lmao
I've never seen an HonestCon before so I actually thought they broke down and started roasting everything for a little over half the video
Makes me happy to have put money in the Stormgate kickstarter.
Go Blizzard 2.0! Hopefully Mike Morhaime doesn't sell off this time!
just happy i could do my part and buy the trash known as d4
The Metzen scream when he comes out was the funniest thing I’ve seen
The demographics speak volumes to who the idoiots are that fuel the aggressive micro transaction culture we are in. The developers and primary consumers are generally the same herd.
1:35 So that's actually my roommate funnily enough, and he's been playing Blizzard games way before being a furry XD
wont be giving those boys a penny ever again
Rare sight of Blizzard being *honest* and calling it dumpster fire?
heard of ai?
@@E.G.I.L.3D Ah yes, AI generated games and art by Blizzard
Sad and scary how you can't tell this is AI generated
The voice is ai dubbed bro
@@RedasKG i don't think they use ai to make games yet, he's talking about the voice over
Mauga is definitely Maui from Moana.
And Illari is Moana from Moana.
that the original video only has 37k views is a fucking robbery
I was at blizzcon with my dad and saw the exact furry and my dad asked what game character is he. I said dad, don’t worry about it, it’s not one you will know.
"They try, we buy them too."
*Looks at Square Enix*
Good luck XD
This is absolutely golden lol
"if u want to blame anyone ?
check ur battlenet rereceipt" most TRUE statement in that entire video
I would actually pay for a Blizzon ticket if they hosted it like this.
Most resilient consumers is probably the best line I have ever heard
After everything that's happened since the last time they held a proper BlizzCon... the idea that even one person attended BlizzCon this year is fucking abhorrent to me, let alone how many are in the audience in the video.
I rewatched this video and this didn't get stale at all. Amazing stuff.
"Check your own battlement receipts...we can treat you like crap and you keep coming back" Wow, dropping some serious truth bombs in this one. Sad but true. Gamers you vote with your wallet. Make your vote count.
“Okay, enough fun.” Should be blizzard’s motto.
It's a blessing to be a fromsoft fan, one of the biggest video game giants holding against shit companies like thta
For now at least.
IDK if this is a hottake but to me, they're different kinds of games, Fromsoft makes good narrowly focused single-player games and Blizz makes decent multiplayer games Blizz games but they outstay their welcome and they begin to fill them up with microtransactions.
They really don't miss, which is refreshing.
I would add Larian, they've been pretty consistent in making solid RPGs for the last decade at least, and CDPR after fixing Cyberpunk, the quality of their stories is unmatched.
This sort of tribalism is pathetic, no matter which tribe you join.
I also like the popular fromsoft titles, but I would never call myself a fan of any studio. Especially as others pointed out, things can turn for the worse any time for any studio. So what's the point of the servile loyalism?
Childish tribalism. You lack real personality and real identity so you pick up pathetic identities as [gamedev studio] fan, as a substitute. Grow up...
7:00 “It’s great to feel the energy in the room. You’re angry” Chad moment 🤣
3:13
"We want our game to represent this global community- from the east coast to the west coast."
😊
7:30 - Chris Metzen... that was a... cocaine scream. A meme, but not in a good way.
Master chiefs turn to ride the undead pony. Omg.
7:45 Asmons “oh shit” reaction just gets to me 🤣🤣🤣
when you feel that nobody give a damn in the room. That how people feel about Blizztrash. I'm sure if they throw a garbage bag on the stage, everyone will cheer and applaud.
This is why Mojang stopped doing real Minecon, they don't want to face their customers
Now THIS is a good use for AI lmfao.
the "is this an out of season April fool's day joke" was still the iconic one though, LMAO
if its true/honest, it's actually insane how people cheer for a company that says, 'I'm gonna f... you in the A again' and people are clapping
bro has never heard of AI
It's a parody. It's insane that you couldn't tell.
@@joshholmes1372 Why are we still here... Just to suffer? These people actually exist.
@@AureliusWhitethe less you know, the less it hurt
Please say you forgot to put "/s" at the end, please for the love of god
It's on the consumers. 100%
Your purchases tell them that they're doing something you like enough to pay for.
Consumer coomers keep blizzard afloat
Asmon being #1.
My first Warcraft game was installed on 4 floppy discs.
I got my first job so I could afford to get a WoW subscription in 2007.
I had over 25,000 hours in WoW across all of my characters. I lost most of my love for the game around the start of MoP, and I finally quit a month into Shadowlands.
I kept thinking it would get better but it was just running in a hamster wheel.
stop giving our money to that evil company. Have some self respect!
im never buying a blizzard product ever again
Last p(l)ayed a blizz game back in tbc classic, and I had resolved to stop playing after tbc as early as tbc start, because lack of server maintenance caused my 8x 60+ characters to be stranded on a dead server, being expected 25€/character transfer for their negligence.
10:05 "We want our games to represent this global comunity; from the east coas to the west coast." The globe has coasts?
These HonestCon videos go hard from first second. Brutal, and so deserved.
Damn. I'm a total casual and didnt watch blizz-con. but the AI/Face swap tech is getting convincing. I thought this was real for a few minutes. 🤣🤣
Just a reminder the Cosby Suite was actually named because the carpet looked like one of his sweaters.
It was named years before any abuse happened. Yet Kotaku chose to run the story as if it was connected to abuse.
This ended up costing a lot of people their jobs just because they were in the photo but never did anything to anybody.
Kotaku knew the picture was unconnected to anything, but hey it makes headlines so they knowingly lied.
Throw up some pictures of people with different skin colors. "We want our games to represent everyone! Now suck down our next expansion and buy our microtransactions, peasants."
"Man that's one way to put it, isn't it?"
Had me dying
The number one thing that pisses me off about Asmon. Is that he sits there and laughs at videos like this showing how corrupted and evil Activision/Blizzard are. But he still supports them and their horrible decisions every month with money and the sad thing is there are millions of people just like him.
Jup... I don't get how so many don't see this... he's controlled opposition at this point. He WILL play wow anyway 😂
And he will spend 10k on diablo ect.
this is a 100% consumer issue people being ok whit shit since that is what they paid for anyway
When it ended he should have said " When leaving through the back doors please have your wallet open and ready for our automated donation machine " its basically a hoover.
2:50 SpearShot?
The biggest roast 4:37
how am i just discovering unscripted honest, this guy is amazing
I don't like that this isn't satire.
Props to the people who made that video
Watching it for the first time it was funny af, watching it again after few days its sad af.
“Thats it for the day” sounds about right😂☠️
These game companies just taking advantage of some peoples inability to control themselves. Lot of the stuff should be illegal.
How are they considered adults tho? ;-)
This is legit treasure, what is this god tier editing.
Funny how it's the people that keep this company afloat cause y'all addicted lmfao
“We buy them too” 😂😂😂
Those crickets 😂💀
6:37 Actually, Cloud Imperial Gaming might do it. It’s a long shot, but backers have supported their “We have a game to make, and we don’t compromise” attitude.