Why Administrative Results Didn't Join the Military | MagLife Podcast Clip

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2022
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  • @kingpinstewie4961
    @kingpinstewie4961 Рік тому +43

    I resonate with a lot of this. I wanted to join the marines, and went to college to become an officer. But as of now a law enforcement pathway seems to have much more opportunities and positives.

  • @mattym4451
    @mattym4451 Рік тому +42

    BMI has literally no relevance to people who work out.
    I'm a tall lean guy, swimmer's body, very low body fat, I often get called skinny... and supposedly I'm overweight according to BMI.

    • @Mightylcanis
      @Mightylcanis Рік тому

      I feel you, before my hypothyroid and arthritis kicked in, I was "overweight" due to muscle mass.

    • @ElessarEstel
      @ElessarEstel 10 місяців тому +1

      In the Army I always failed height and weight. My BMI was way too high. 6'2" and 235 lbs so they would tape test me. I was consistently about 11-12% body fat. I just had a shit load of muscle because my only hobby was body building

    • @amerikhan8507
      @amerikhan8507 10 місяців тому

      @@ElessarEstel The tape test is complete and utter bullshit. If you pass your PFT you should be exempt from this crap. I can understand certain roles like being on a submarine, a pilot, or tanker but you have cases of people being "too fat" even though their BF% is inline with the standards but their physical build fucks them over.

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 8 місяців тому

      @mattym4451 we need a better system

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 8 місяців тому

      @elessar7277 are you out now?

  • @xxtripleokgaming
    @xxtripleokgaming Рік тому +39

    always wanted to join the marines. sadly im 6'9 and a bit over the maximum height. Going corrections, then to my sheriffs department, and hopefully swat.

    • @neal6059
      @neal6059 Рік тому +17

      dang ur gonna be a scary swat member

    • @gmyza4849
      @gmyza4849 Рік тому +7

      As corrections
      Go Sheriff's instead my guy, just do it

    • @xxtripleokgaming
      @xxtripleokgaming Рік тому +2

      @@gmyza4849 Would love too, but my county wants people who have no law enforcement background to goto our jail, and they will pay for training.

    • @voltaire5427
      @voltaire5427 Рік тому +1

      Going to be like the CoolAid man on those SWAT breaches.

    • @rickardspaghetti
      @rickardspaghetti 10 місяців тому +2

      They have a maximum height limit?

  • @tomsmith2209
    @tomsmith2209 Рік тому +17

    The airforce didn't want to spend the extra money in fuel to lift his chonkiness. The budget must've been tight that year.

  • @justinw1198
    @justinw1198 Рік тому +18

    As someone who’s trying to join the airforce at 6’5” I need to be at about 230. I think he woulda been fine.

    • @kyledanger45
      @kyledanger45 Рік тому +4

      Most of these gun tubers are BS artists.

  • @adammorgan7874
    @adammorgan7874 Рік тому +20

    Admin is my kinda people. Stay easy, stay breezy.

  • @stevelafave309
    @stevelafave309 Рік тому +8

    I attempted to lie about having celiac disease to join the Marines. Got all the way to the medical examine. Come find out I was also allergic to peanuts and found that out in front of the examiners as I started breaking out in hives right in front of them from a meal I had earlier.

  • @protectpersevere2030
    @protectpersevere2030 Рік тому +20

    I didn’t handle academia that well in college soo….let me try Air Force 😂. But for real they just couldn’t handle the thickness 💪😤

  • @tasjan9190
    @tasjan9190 Рік тому +2

    Good on you Admin for becoming famous on UA-cam instead and getting to hang with GT doing cool shit all the time hahaha.

  • @saddamhussein5462
    @saddamhussein5462 11 місяців тому +1

    I was expecting some medical problems that arose during the enlistment process but the finances are a pretty decent reason too. Don’t get paid shit as an enlisted member.

  • @Genevasuggestions1
    @Genevasuggestions1 5 місяців тому +1

    Opposite for me. Army took me in a heartbeat. Police shut the door in my face.

    • @user-gz7fv7qc8y
      @user-gz7fv7qc8y Місяць тому +1

      Same. I'm surprised to hear this. Yes the airforce will make people go thru hoops if they are meeting quota, but the army and marines will take you in a second as long as you don't have any violent offenses

  • @burhanbudak6041
    @burhanbudak6041 Рік тому

    What about merc

  • @shawne02
    @shawne02 4 дні тому

    Sleep deprivation Seizures killed the military for me so i figured law enforcement would be my calling

  • @donwade_
    @donwade_ Рік тому +3

    There’s no way he was to fat, I joined the marines at 6’1 215lbs

  • @ricardoespinoza8013
    @ricardoespinoza8013 Рік тому +8

    The guy is 5’4 foot tall

  • @Stealth_Rider91
    @Stealth_Rider91 6 місяців тому +3

    The good ol' "I would've joined but" speech

  • @telesniper2
    @telesniper2 26 днів тому

    The problem with doing anythign fun in the military is there are too many damned tryhards to compete with. WHat's better is to get into a PMC straight off the bat if you have the connections to do that. I had a friend who did that during the Second Intifada in Israel (this was around 2001). He joined and became a sniper right away and got to work in a target rich environment LOL. The thing about Israel is they will put the volunteers in combat no problem. They'd rather risk you than their own sons and daughters serving conscription. Worked for him!

  • @osamabeenlacking2987
    @osamabeenlacking2987 Рік тому +4

    He had more important stuff to do like pizza and videos for us

  • @kyledanger45
    @kyledanger45 Рік тому +2

    Imagine being told you're too fat for the air force 😂😂😂

  • @rickardspaghetti
    @rickardspaghetti 10 місяців тому

    Imagine being told you're too fat, by the *Air Force.*

  • @grenadeonceadaykeepstheene7053
    @grenadeonceadaykeepstheene7053 15 днів тому

    This english accent is
    ......

  • @firebug3256
    @firebug3256 Рік тому +26

    I chose not to join because I didn't feel like dying in a desert for Israel.

    • @noco7243
      @noco7243 Рік тому +3

      Are the jews in this room right now?

    • @firebug3256
      @firebug3256 Рік тому

      @@noco7243 No, usually zionists stick to NGOs like AIPAC or the ADL or other powerful socio-economic organizations.

    • @BeautifulGreen252
      @BeautifulGreen252 Рік тому +9

      ​@@noco7243 no small hat scared

  • @CalmInChaos24
    @CalmInChaos24 Рік тому +37

    Dude, he was a beat cop for 2 years. That’s literally nothing

    • @sigspearthumb3249
      @sigspearthumb3249 Рік тому +82

      Nothing would be "literally nothing". You can argue that it's not much, but it's not nothing. He only left because of the unconstitutional vaccine mandates. Some men have principles.

    • @puropulkkinen1580
      @puropulkkinen1580 Рік тому +7

      @@sigspearthumb3249 and some men's principles are pretty stupid, coincidentally. watch more paul harrell

    • @mcmahon1130
      @mcmahon1130 Рік тому +1

      ​@@sigspearthumb3249 lol

    • @BeautifulGreen252
      @BeautifulGreen252 Рік тому +25

      ​@@puropulkkinen1580 have fun with that heart attack mud blood

    • @tasjan9190
      @tasjan9190 Рік тому

      Look out everyone, it's Alex Murphy over here!! What you gonna say next uh?! Let me guess, let me guess "DeAd oR aLIvE, yOUr cOmINg wITh mE" BAAHahahahaha

  • @xObscureMars
    @xObscureMars Рік тому +4

    Bunch of excuses. As combat veteran it "chaps most our asses" to hear, " I didn't join because of xyz". Just don't go there. You made your choices so be proud of those on their own wo compare.

    • @ryann.amador5856
      @ryann.amador5856 Рік тому +18

      The guy asked him bro

    • @stanleystove
      @stanleystove Рік тому +13

      "ok but who asked"
      "The podcast guy"
      "Damn"

    • @HighOnPoint412
      @HighOnPoint412 Рік тому +1

      @@stanleystove still lame

    • @codygreene9067
      @codygreene9067 Рік тому +5

      He was literally asked why he didn’t join the military by the interviewer 😂

  • @INuniform
    @INuniform Рік тому +35

    I was gonna join the military, but...
    Nails on a chalkboard. Nothing against this guy, but no one cares. You chose to not join, and that's ok. If you really wanted it you would have done it. Also being a cop is not equivalent to military service.

    • @KimballPrecisionRifles
      @KimballPrecisionRifles Рік тому +2

      He never said being a cop is equivalent to being in the military. Get your cock out of the blender you miserable fuck.

    • @Frederick1483
      @Frederick1483 Рік тому +41

      How are all them vaccines treating you?

    • @je2848
      @je2848 Рік тому +38

      You're right, it's actually a lot more dangerous, at least during this current era of relative peace.

    • @ReverendMeat51
      @ReverendMeat51 Рік тому +13

      Who said they were equivalent?

    • @EliWritesStories
      @EliWritesStories Рік тому +28

      You must be fun at parties.