Gorillaz Rise Of The Ogre: Paula Cracker Interview

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2012
  • From the Rise Of The Ogre audio book. Paula Cracker, 2D's x-girlfriend, has the spotlight for like, 2 or 3 minutes.
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  • @creepyleeny
    @creepyleeny 8 років тому +5030

    "She was depressingly ugly" DEAD

    • @Inkantations
      @Inkantations 8 років тому +211

      "2D seems hurt" xD no shit xD

    • @kidspretzellover
      @kidspretzellover 8 років тому +23

      +Skull Face LOL SAME! I died

    • @orangekid7870
      @orangekid7870 7 років тому +35

      Psycho Kathleen Eeeeeee

    • @zalloria6738
      @zalloria6738 7 років тому +4

      ZEN😍

    • @DrFrenchfries
      @DrFrenchfries 7 років тому +29

      Milky Poison MMD lmao murdoc you're one to TALK you should know about ugly by now

  • @thegaybookpixie
    @thegaybookpixie 8 років тому +7191

    You can hear how upset 2D is...

  • @littlejoy1901
    @littlejoy1901 6 років тому +7200

    "But when I saw Murdoc with his thick greasy hair, green teeth, and yellow skin I thought 'wow hes the one for me' ", is she okay?

  • @catsheei
    @catsheei 7 років тому +8533

    Okay, but is no one going to discuss the fact that Russel brOKE MURDOC'S NOSE BECAUSE OF IT!!! Russell is always looking out for his friends. He is so underrated.

    • @magicalgirl4
      @magicalgirl4 6 років тому +541

      Russ is a good guy. I got respect for him

    • @bigo8647
      @bigo8647 5 років тому +306

      Yeah at that time Russel was 2D's best mate but lately he has become 2D's new bully, at least since they moved to LA

    • @bee2514
      @bee2514 5 років тому +139

      Cclyn C Hes been kinda mean to 2d sometimes though ;(

    • @juniperbabe2783
      @juniperbabe2783 5 років тому +177

      Except for that time he tripped him at the end of humility lmao

    • @datemoboi3341
      @datemoboi3341 5 років тому +22

      Yea

  • @amogus205
    @amogus205 7 років тому +2100

    "Green teeth and yellow skin"-
    YOU HAD ONE JOB

    • @condolcezza5850
      @condolcezza5850 4 роки тому +49

      Boxxeh she should’ve said it like
      “Spiked teeth and yellow skin”
      Edit: my opinion

    • @clamdove3292
      @clamdove3292 4 роки тому +63

      he used to look like that

    • @forimmatureaudiences
      @forimmatureaudiences 2 роки тому +36

      This is when murdoc was more of a yellowish skin tone

    • @amelia7442
      @amelia7442 2 роки тому +3

      HAHA

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 2 роки тому +9

      @@seliseliselina4738 when did he have green teeth?

  • @harambe6182
    @harambe6182 9 років тому +3886

    "Depressingly Ugly!"
    And this is why, Murdoc Niccals, is my favorite.

  • @digital_fairy
    @digital_fairy 8 років тому +4290

    I love that "EeEeEeEhHh..." 😂😂

    • @papercutpencil6737
      @papercutpencil6737 8 років тому +52

      Same 😂👌🏻

    • @zombirizen
      @zombirizen 7 років тому +18

      Aby Lastra I love you're profile pic xD

    • @snakeyte272
      @snakeyte272 6 років тому +3

      Aby Lastra Me too!!

    • @someotaku8744
      @someotaku8744 6 років тому +9

      That tone sounds just like me XD

    • @cinnimarolli
      @cinnimarolli 6 років тому +13

      some otaku - inactive it's always me answering a question in school

  • @sendnoods2054
    @sendnoods2054 7 років тому +715

    she hates noodle? yeah i hate her

    • @zeus4evah
      @zeus4evah 4 роки тому +4

      but ur send noods gasp

    • @patr1ckstump
      @patr1ckstump 3 роки тому +27

      @unknown name i think they mean Paula hates noodle so they hate Paula for hating noodle

    • @thedudethatneveruploads2617
      @thedudethatneveruploads2617 3 роки тому +4

      @@patr1ckstump gotta love dangling modifiers

    • @tessablol309
      @tessablol309 3 роки тому +14

      Well MAYBE if she didn't cheat she would still have a part 🙄 yeah screw you Paula noodle is awesome she can do a screaming hell demon solo

    • @sucasica3845
      @sucasica3845 Рік тому +2

      Frick paula fr

  • @JMunny
    @JMunny 8 років тому +1039

    1:59 eeeeeeeee

    • @manumoncada
      @manumoncada 7 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @prettysydmachine
      @prettysydmachine 6 років тому +14

      Bruh I thinks it's funny how you have a Tina profile picture and you say that😂

    • @allens.6085
      @allens.6085 6 років тому +9

      AND.....new ringtone

    • @pooppoo9741
      @pooppoo9741 6 років тому +7

      What a depressing eeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 5 років тому +1

      Bruh lol sounds like Tina belcher is saying it

  • @Bluewolf23
    @Bluewolf23 7 років тому +3178

    _Why would she cheat on 2-D with *Murdoc*?_

    • @myrianfoxy7663
      @myrianfoxy7663 6 років тому +28

      Bluewolf 23 ikr

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 6 років тому +322

      your basically cheating on a grape with a pickle. It doesn't make since

    • @squidwardsclarinet4209
      @squidwardsclarinet4209 5 років тому +63

      if i be paula i could not cheat because either i love 2D so much and murdoc is a cutey satanist

    • @liver-failure
      @liver-failure 4 роки тому +32

      Daddy long legs

    • @nesswithpolygonz83
      @nesswithpolygonz83 4 роки тому +63

      2-D isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. He isn't a leader either (E.X picture of a younger him smoking with a bunch of other kids and Murdoc's constant habit of taking control of him) I can see why you wouldn't like these characteristics but as we all now 2-D's a nice dude. Now Murdoc is a whole different story we all know he's a jerk but back to the question: "Why cheat on 2-D with Murdoc?" Nice guys finish last. Some girls seem to go for guys who are the alpha (primal instinct) Maybe 2-D can take another shot at love? For the third time?

  • @saltedpearls
    @saltedpearls 9 років тому +3041

    "Eeeeehhh...." Gah, 2D is soooo adorable!!!

  • @mvdison52
    @mvdison52 10 років тому +1534

    2d is sweet and kind and if anything doesn't deserve to be cheated on because he's the definition of amazing

    • @iwannagotopluto5077
      @iwannagotopluto5077 6 років тому +47

      Maddie L I know your comment was from like three years ago, but 2D is NOT sweet and kind.
      Well yeah sure, he's a pretty nice guy, and he has his sweet moments, but he's not a TOTAL nice guy.
      But I do agree that he doesn't deserve to be cheated on, especially since he was nothing more than a faithful boyfriend to Paula.

    • @mistybeaman6992
      @mistybeaman6992 6 років тому +13

      Maddie L You've got my agreement on that!! He's so CUTE & HOT!!!😍😍😍

    • @lux6961
      @lux6961 5 років тому +33

      @Florentine 193 He's not that nice. He has a terrible personality. It was stated that 2D has kids, but doesn't care for them and doesn't pay child support. He is also a 40 year old man who takes drugs. 2D is definetly not an innocent, sweet person. But I still love him lmao

    • @lux6961
      @lux6961 5 років тому +18

      @Florentine 193 Murdoc isn't that bad, how everyone thinks. He has stopped abusing 2D and is friends with him, as you can see in the Humanz interviews. Murdoc was a terrible person, yes, but that's because he was also abused by his father and because he was drunk all the time. Look up "Murdoc being nice", there are some interviews with him being completely sober and he is actually a kind person. As for 2D: I don't know exactly what's with that child support thing, but it was only confirmed that he had sex with several women and then refused to pay child support.

    • @coldspaghetti9372
      @coldspaghetti9372 4 роки тому +31

      @@rovercatt Somone's past cannot be the reason why it's okay to abuse someone... What happened to Murdoc was horrible but he has no right to abuse 2D. In a interview, he choked 2D with a rag. Ya know who damaged 2D's eyes right? Or kidnapped him onto an island?

  • @soleosfiles
    @soleosfiles 7 років тому +867

    THAT "EEEEEEH" THAT 2D MADE AT THE END IS ADORABLE WH

  • @vicoscratch
    @vicoscratch 10 років тому +228

    "She was depressingly ugly" JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJJAA OMG

  • @mtlhe4d480
    @mtlhe4d480 3 роки тому +469

    Can we get a round of applause to Russel for being the best homie and giving Murdoc what was coming to him?

  • @magicpozgamer1094
    @magicpozgamer1094 7 років тому +295

    Real Egyptian Silk

    • @ego_lore
      @ego_lore 5 років тому +40

      *murdoc noises*

    • @DemonNano
      @DemonNano 4 роки тому +9

      I wish I could give him a big hug and cheer him up

    • @btoum__roumada
      @btoum__roumada 4 роки тому +10

      *_Mmm_*

    • @umhello9962
      @umhello9962 3 роки тому +11

      Oh f**k, nO NO NO DON’T TOUCH THAT-

    • @BurntSoupp
      @BurntSoupp 2 роки тому

      *MM MHHHHHH*

  • @masonrobertstv5917
    @masonrobertstv5917 7 років тому +321

    You can hear Stuart's sadness

    • @myrianfoxy7663
      @myrianfoxy7663 6 років тому +4

      makes me sad as well :(

    • @YourL0calRoach
      @YourL0calRoach 4 роки тому +3

      M a s s i v e oof. It really is sad.

    • @WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME
      @WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME 3 роки тому +25

      never in my life have i ever heard someone call him stuart. it seems like a whole different person

    • @sucasica3845
      @sucasica3845 Рік тому +1

      @@WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME fr

    • @sucasica3845
      @sucasica3845 Рік тому +2

      It seems weird seeying people call 2d by his actual name

  • @MrNight78
    @MrNight78 2 роки тому +175

    I like how Russel had no business with Paula cheating, yet still beated Murdoc's ass.

    • @ploonette222
      @ploonette222 Рік тому +29

      He sticks up for his friends and he's 100% done with Murdocs bullshit soo

    • @Metado42069
      @Metado42069 4 місяці тому +2

      Russel's a real one

  • @noodlenoodz3889
    @noodlenoodz3889 8 років тому +609

    Screw Paula.
    I love 2D's "Ehehehehehe"

  • @liesebeam8910
    @liesebeam8910 7 років тому +1154

    Comments:
    68% - How dare she hurt our cinnamon roll!2% - Thinking logically about this30% - She was depressingly ugly. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

    • @vinnyeru
      @vinnyeru 5 років тому +28

      100% 2D IS ADORABLE

    • @2-d344
      @2-d344 5 років тому +3

      DeathRose Thank you

    • @echotheneko7346
      @echotheneko7346 4 роки тому +11

      Liese Beam I’m tired of seeing comments like this no one cares about percentages of people commenting what the comments are going to obviously be about the video! What did you expect, people talking about the color of the sky?

    • @catattack7639
      @catattack7639 4 роки тому +2

      @@echotheneko7346 why care?

    • @fatherdiamond7638
      @fatherdiamond7638 4 роки тому +2

      99% eeeeeehh

  • @Elle-ks7xd
    @Elle-ks7xd 4 роки тому +164

    Nobody is talking about how Paula lowkey came for Noodle but she was a better guitar player than Paula at ten years old. I-

  • @Jc-587
    @Jc-587 7 років тому +162

    "Green teeth yellow skin" i think you got them mixed up m8

  • @KaoruSan241
    @KaoruSan241 11 років тому +312

    2D :( stupid Paula, so selfish- it's like at least break up with him first.

    • @Brain-tk6si
      @Brain-tk6si 2 місяці тому +1

      That would make it worse- 😭💀

  • @themisslee4792
    @themisslee4792 9 років тому +1761

    Tbh I would rather have 2D than Murdoc

    • @TheJustdumbgamer
      @TheJustdumbgamer 9 років тому +95

      Lot people like murdoc in a love way

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild 7 років тому +108

      I actually misread this as 'Tbh I would rather have 2D *with* Murdoc' lmfao

    • @themisslee4792
      @themisslee4792 7 років тому +12

      XD

    • @briargray1511
      @briargray1511 7 років тому +22

      I prefer Murdoc, tbh 😂😍

    • @kris_bitt-3938
      @kris_bitt-3938 7 років тому +81

      I would prefer.....
      NEITHER.
      I want Russel °^°

  • @PeachesAndPanda7
    @PeachesAndPanda7 9 років тому +572

    "With his thick, greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin.."
    Does she even realize what she has just described ._. whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy..? Poor 2D ;^;

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito 9 років тому +22

      Well.... speaking as a man who despises the word and wants to sock every sod who uses it in the gonads and prey for hope that God will show mercy on their dirty pig-faced souls so it takes an awful lot to even use to it means a great deal when I say it.
      "Skank"
      I kinda over exaggerated that for humor. What can I say I'm dramatic XD

    • @tinypumpkinseed5249
      @tinypumpkinseed5249 6 років тому +35

      Green teeth and yellow skin? I think she means yellow teeth and green skin

    • @periwinkle8914
      @periwinkle8914 6 років тому +2

      Christian Schmude skankhunt42

    • @heynae2016
      @heynae2016 6 років тому +5

      Zombotic Peaches she had trash taste I hoped she was joking

    • @BlueEyesWhiteDragonStan
      @BlueEyesWhiteDragonStan 6 років тому +10

      Zombotic Peaches
      Tbf. He did look handsome during phase1

  • @mintyglamour
    @mintyglamour 8 років тому +2649

    2016 and y'all still hatin' on paula lmfao

    • @bigmoney2480
      @bigmoney2480 8 років тому +427

      She hates noodle so that reason enough

    • @Animelover-qu5gb
      @Animelover-qu5gb 7 років тому +106

      Well not necessarily she just said she has more talent. Wouldn't you assume to be better then a seven year old at...well anything?

    • @doraemonffutfridge
      @doraemonffutfridge 7 років тому +57

      noodle is 18 now.

    • @Animelover-qu5gb
      @Animelover-qu5gb 7 років тому +62

      25

    • @Animelover-qu5gb
      @Animelover-qu5gb 7 років тому +20

      I'm talking like at the time when she was seven

  • @kirbyfries782
    @kirbyfries782 7 років тому +564

    wait.. hearing Paula wanna hurt them and hunt them down... and showboating she was there first before Noodle..... wat if she was in one of those choppers in the El Mañana video shooting down Noodle?! :o

    • @khaosx4260
      @khaosx4260 7 років тому +44

      Mariah Corona OH SHIT

    • @kirbyfries782
      @kirbyfries782 7 років тому +17

      +peridough ; indeed

    • @luckyhollyX3TT
      @luckyhollyX3TT 7 років тому +76

      Mariah Corona It would be plausible if it werent for the fact that Murdoc admitted that he was the one behind El Mañana and he staged the island crashing and was the one to send Noodles away till plastic beach.

    • @tearay1073
      @tearay1073 7 років тому +55

      TheBloodymAlice Honestly, they change the lore every 5 minutes so who's to say that she didn't

    • @kirbyfries782
      @kirbyfries782 7 років тому +17

      TheBloodymAlice true. but maybe she found out about Murdocs plan and infiltrated one of the choppers? IDK.. just a thought I had :3

  • @sadpeach55
    @sadpeach55 8 років тому +178

    my name is Paula and I'm hating my name so much rn😂 what a moment to be called Paula

    • @paularubino9435
      @paularubino9435 7 років тому +9

      Same 😂

    • @samuelenciso6358
      @samuelenciso6358 6 років тому

      sadpeach my name is Joslyn

    • @2-d344
      @2-d344 5 років тому +5

      sadpeach I’m jealous of Paula, if I were her I wouldn’t cheat on 2-D

  • @farkrits
    @farkrits 6 років тому +68

    "For this girl's act of desloyalty, Russel broke Murdoc's nose a further 5 times, giving us the grand total of 8 fractures" Holy Shit...

  • @2-d339
    @2-d339 7 років тому +149

    how dare she hurt my 2D like that

    • @stuartpot2542
      @stuartpot2542 7 років тому +22

      2-D you are 2D tho

    • @zombirizen
      @zombirizen 6 років тому +12

      Stuart Pot But you're stuart pot.

    • @clowntownresident
      @clowntownresident 4 роки тому +8

      Oh, how the tables have turned. ಠ_ಠ

    • @DemonNano
      @DemonNano 4 роки тому +9

      Stuart Pot your 2D and he’s 2D HOW IS THERE MULTIPLE 2Ds

    • @YourL0calRoach
      @YourL0calRoach 4 роки тому +4

      2Dceptionnnnnnnnn~

  • @trustworthy_hypocrite1838
    @trustworthy_hypocrite1838 7 років тому +444

    Little does Paula know....the entire Gorillaz fandom hates her.

    • @beachedking
      @beachedking 7 років тому +7

      Iris Invisible I don't hate her, I just go with the crowd.

    • @h.eartache
      @h.eartache Рік тому +7

      not everybody hates her lmao, personally i love her

    • @ragan2883
      @ragan2883 Рік тому +3

      Little do you know she's my favorite.

    • @zelpdunn
      @zelpdunn Рік тому +1

      @@ragan2883 ok I'm try not to be rude about this cause everyone has their own opinion but.
      How?

    • @hallowmommy
      @hallowmommy Рік тому +4

      I don't,i love her and her style,sorry not sorry

  • @ReDPsych01
    @ReDPsych01 7 років тому +70

    2D: eeeee~
    that always kills me

  • @riley6158
    @riley6158 5 років тому +308

    Everybody is talking about Paula like"HOW DARE SHE HURT 2-D"But did anybody recognised she basically said that she was better than noodle?
    Murdoc is right

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence Рік тому +14

      The originals would think that. We never really saw much of Paula Cracker. Noodle had time to develop. We are just supposed to hate Paula.

    • @alexcat3251
      @alexcat3251 Рік тому +13

      how could she, noodle serves her

    • @elfenlied_girl1238
      @elfenlied_girl1238 Рік тому +5

      @@BitOfUltraviolencenoodle was better though, especially considering the age she played guitar at

  • @tkluv3371
    @tkluv3371 3 роки тому +73

    In his 5/4 song he talked about Paula and how she made him kill himself and how “magic” is basically painkillers (drug) as he takes it and makes his pain go away also how in the lyrics “She turned my dad on” Murdoc is technically a father to 2d and Paula turned murdoc on.

  • @stuartpot2542
    @stuartpot2542 7 років тому +44

    "She looked like Greyson Perry or something"
    I'M LITERALLY DEAD

    • @bakercat2108
      @bakercat2108 3 роки тому +6

      What is your profile pic 👁️👄👁️

  • @abibuxton3224
    @abibuxton3224 6 років тому +47

    Russell was so nice to 2D

  • @omandeesamaratunge6003
    @omandeesamaratunge6003 3 роки тому +68

    So talk about how Russell beat Murdoc for not being loyal. That's the kind of morality Russ has 🥺

  • @meganowens2843
    @meganowens2843 7 років тому +757

    I feel sorry for 2-D :( poor guy, he really loved Paula and she had to mess it up by sleeping with Murdoc (he's my favourite character, but a lot of the stuff he does is questionable).

    • @marcelinechan
      @marcelinechan 6 років тому

      xdarkxenergy wait 2D is a bit what?

    • @mistybeaman6992
      @mistybeaman6992 6 років тому +1

      xdarkxenergy except he didn't sleep with her. They were in a stall together...

    • @2disking186
      @2disking186 4 роки тому +8

      She didn’t sleep with Murdoc. Russel caught Paula having sex with Murdoc in the toilets of Kong Studios.

    • @condolcezza5850
      @condolcezza5850 4 роки тому +6

      He didn’t sleep with her. He..well uh..
      *he did the no-no*

    • @modricsgf
      @modricsgf 2 роки тому +2

      2D slept with 6 ther women when he was dating paula tho

  • @nekomusume1449
    @nekomusume1449 7 років тому +101

    God i cant beleive that Paula tought that she was better than Noodle, Paula was jelous what a bi$@#

    • @myrianfoxy7663
      @myrianfoxy7663 6 років тому +2

      such a b!tch how can she dare to consider herself better than Noodle DX

  • @mistybeaman6992
    @mistybeaman6992 6 років тому +25

    You can tell 2D is upset because you can hear heavy breathing in the background as their talking.

  • @misterfister5810
    @misterfister5810 3 роки тому +70

    Keep in mind that Paula almost got 2D into other drugs rather than just painkillers.
    (Painkillers where for his migraines after falling headfirst from a tree and losing his originally coloured hair)
    And it also seems that Paula is still taking these drugs, as the narrator says in this

  • @raccoonchild
    @raccoonchild 7 років тому +26

    "She was a RRRRUBBISH-looking bird!" My favorite character, everyone.

  • @ashleycarbajal8839
    @ashleycarbajal8839 6 років тому +161

    Is there anyone besides me who wishes they could give 2-D a bear hug?

    • @loveinthetimeofsocialism
      @loveinthetimeofsocialism 3 роки тому +8

      i want to as well
      i also want to hug Ace for some reason? idk just feel like he needs it or we’d be good friends

    • @DemonNano
      @DemonNano Рік тому +1

      I’d love to hug him

    • @sucasica3845
      @sucasica3845 Рік тому

      Idc if he's more than 40 years old i would

    • @maylotop2003
      @maylotop2003 Рік тому

      I want to come to him in the morning, kiss his forehead and hug him)) A dream, I need it

  • @nite4648
    @nite4648 4 роки тому +41

    1:52 while murdoc talks you can hear... something...
    Is 2d...
    IS 2D CRYING OR AM I GOING NUTS

    • @theshaggs4023
      @theshaggs4023 Рік тому +5

      Probably, or he could just be breathing heavily from anger

  • @ianian69
    @ianian69 4 роки тому +32

    nobody:
    murdoc: you should thank me.
    nobody else:
    2-D: eEeeeeEEeeeEEEe

  • @sb.spaceboy
    @sb.spaceboy 6 років тому +29

    It's 2018 and I still see people hating on Paula. And I'm actualy one of 'em.

  • @divine555
    @divine555 Рік тому +42

    There's no way in hell that "cracker Island" doesn't have anything to do with Paula *CRACKER* I refuse to believe it-

    • @Ur_mom86
      @Ur_mom86 Рік тому +1

      IT DOESN'T WHY IS THE FANDOM LIKE THISSS

    • @divine555
      @divine555 Рік тому +2

      @@Ur_mom86 lol chill out dude it's just a theory

    • @Ur_mom86
      @Ur_mom86 Рік тому

      @@divine555i know I just dont support the theory

    • @cursed230
      @cursed230 Рік тому +1

      People is obsessed with Paula Cracker incident, like, guys that happened about 20 decades ago, let it go.

    • @divine555
      @divine555 Рік тому

      @@cursed230 just a thought dude lol

  • @Cloofinder
    @Cloofinder 4 роки тому +22

    1. Russell was a REAL bro to 2-D
    2. I suspect Paula pulled some shit on Noodle during the plastic beach arc.

  • @Aveilas11
    @Aveilas11 6 років тому +23

    20 years later and I'm still waiting for Paula to show up as a villain

    • @jessicadriver1636
      @jessicadriver1636 Рік тому +2

      Honestly I dout it. The band (mostly Murdoc) will mention her here and there in interview's but I think that's just get people talking about there albums and what not. Even there newest phase did this like two times. All in all I don't think she's coming back in any role and this point I think that threat made may have been off pill, empty one so I wouldn't give my hopes up if I were you.

  • @burntvodka3468
    @burntvodka3468 5 років тому +57

    _" Green teeth, _*_YELLOW SKIN "_*
    The fact that Russell broke Murdoc's nose for 2D after hearing he slept with Paula just made me _smile_

    • @sucasica3845
      @sucasica3845 Рік тому +1

      Bro got murdoc's colors mixed up

  • @adamfletcher6032
    @adamfletcher6032 7 років тому +311

    How could you possibly like Murdoc over 2D

    • @444oiiio3
      @444oiiio3 7 років тому +20

      i would

    • @raccoon1369
      @raccoon1369 7 років тому +6

      Adameme me

    • @myrianfoxy7663
      @myrianfoxy7663 6 років тому +26

      wow... apparently a lot of people do...

    • @dreamlandosceola471
      @dreamlandosceola471 5 років тому +17

      Girls who are into "bad boys".. I know that's really dumb.

    • @Apollo-hh7cv
      @Apollo-hh7cv 5 років тому +12

      I like them both,but I like Murdoc better

  • @SeveralPeople
    @SeveralPeople 7 років тому +40

    "She was depressing ugly, easily enough to put you off your dinner" This is a description of my life story

    • @jessicadriver1636
      @jessicadriver1636 Рік тому +4

      2006:
      2D: how could you Murdoc!?😢😡
      Murdoc: I did favor, you should thanking me, she was ugly and rubbish anyway.🤷😤
      2022:
      Murdoc: waah, how dare he take away my beloved Moonflower, wwwaahh! She was mine and mine only.😭😡
      2D: Oh but I did you a favor Murdoc, she was really rubbish and ugly and also nuts.🤷😂😝

  • @nevaehwhitlock6626
    @nevaehwhitlock6626 8 років тому +42

    2D was better than paula anyway

  • @pamelaanayasegovianocassid1028
    @pamelaanayasegovianocassid1028 7 років тому +16

    "and my purse is gone" lmao 😂

  • @yepthatschrissy
    @yepthatschrissy 3 роки тому +32

    Murdoc: * insults Paula’s looks and tells 2D she was no good in the first place *
    Also Murdoc: *Sleeps with her*

  • @stephanieevjen
    @stephanieevjen 7 років тому +355

    I don't blame 2D for being angry at Murdoc over Paula. She really broke his heart when she chose the bassist over the singer. To me, despite his looks, 2D is really a sweet soul who just wanted to be loved. When I first saw him and the band as a little girl, I didn't think he was creepy at all. I did have a bit of a crush on him, and I guess I still do after all these years. As far as I know, he'll always be one of my rock star crushes. ❤🎹🎤

    • @morgue8968
      @morgue8968 Рік тому +7

      Bruh he has many illegitimate children and doesn't pay child support 🤣

    • @samaraliu2083
      @samaraliu2083 Рік тому +2

      @@morgue8968 wait what

    • @kokikitsune3181
      @kokikitsune3181 Рік тому +1

      ​@@morgue8968😭

    • @maylotop2003
      @maylotop2003 Рік тому

      ​@@morgue8968 where does the information come from?

  • @TheSupahCrew
    @TheSupahCrew 9 років тому +41

    It's just the principle

  • @bigyikes6776
    @bigyikes6776 6 років тому +27

    I actually really like Paula's accent

  • @rysbii
    @rysbii Рік тому +30

    I’m just imagining how awesome it would be if they brought Paula back and Noodle and her had a war on who is the better guitarist that would be pretty sick imo

    • @KrispyKrome
      @KrispyKrome 11 місяців тому +3

      That would be a whole song on just guitar solo battles💀

    • @-herobrinesdaughter1.1
      @-herobrinesdaughter1.1 10 місяців тому +1

      Noodle would easily win. She'd knock Paula out before she could even take the guitar.

  • @spidertasks8212
    @spidertasks8212 6 років тому +36

    Makes me wish 2-D was actually real. Even though he’s just a cartoon it breaks my heart knowing 2-D was hurt and betrayed, he loved Paula so much. I just wish I could show him that I can love him better and never hurt him like she did to him

  • @sonja84755
    @sonja84755 5 років тому +15

    1:41 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS

  • @shrub1591
    @shrub1591 4 роки тому +45

    Paula : I was the guitarist way before that NoOdLe
    Me : *Don't you talk about Noodle like that-*

    • @murdocniccals2652
      @murdocniccals2652 3 роки тому +16

      little does she know a 10 year old is better than her

    • @sucasica3845
      @sucasica3845 Рік тому +1

      she's insulting the best guitarrist ever

  • @yungmamie01
    @yungmamie01 8 років тому +279

    I wanna know more about their relationship

    • @VlrglnMary
      @VlrglnMary 6 років тому +67

      Once upon a time, 2-D saw this hoe on the street, The End.

    • @buddurmics2729
      @buddurmics2729 6 років тому +5

      I'm so gay XD way too fucking accurate

    • @Nofacejeong
      @Nofacejeong 6 років тому +12

      They fucked. Nothing more to it.

    • @thevoid3976
      @thevoid3976 6 років тому +1

      Hitoshi San Can we just appreciate the fact that, the most sugoi desu person is here, talking about 'hoes on the street'...?
      I've caught the nnsg virus, help!

    • @nesswithpolygonz83
      @nesswithpolygonz83 3 роки тому +2

      @@VlrglnMary tbh, it probably DID happen that way. Phase 1/2 2-D was sort of a playboy, so I wouldn't be surprised if he just gave her his number and things went from there.

  • @nena73
    @nena73 3 роки тому +25

    being a gorillaz fan named paula is tough. talking from experience.

    • @jessicadriver1636
      @jessicadriver1636 Рік тому +2

      Apologies for going through that, fans should not bully you because you share the same name of fictional character they hate.😡

  • @queenofthemarshmallows2875
    @queenofthemarshmallows2875 7 років тому +133

    why is everyone shitting on Paula but no one is saying anything about murdoc? seriously, the guy took his best friend's girlfriend.

    • @wabbawu1
      @wabbawu1 7 років тому +50

      Best friend? Man murdoc loathes 2D

    • @veronicacarlosmoreno9094
      @veronicacarlosmoreno9094 6 років тому +3

      Queen of The marshmallows!! Well fuck paula that's final

    • @VlrglnMary
      @VlrglnMary 6 років тому +11

      Yeah, his "best friend" Xd

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 6 років тому +4

      Queen of The marshmallows!! I think that, at least around that time, Russel and 2D were best friends

    • @Ireallylikepotatoesandbg3
      @Ireallylikepotatoesandbg3 6 років тому

      VeronicaCarlos Moreno I think she’d like that though...

  • @papercutpencil6737
    @papercutpencil6737 8 років тому +29

    I feel so bad for 2D.

  • @emisonforever9477
    @emisonforever9477 6 років тому +35

    Paula's voice sounds nice,she hurt baby bun tho

  • @punpkin-314-pi5
    @punpkin-314-pi5 5 років тому +37

    my dad is friends with murdoc's voice actor and whenever i'm listening to any murdoc dialogue ever, dad just goes "yeah, phil had to say that without laughing."

  • @saulhrrnandez6861
    @saulhrrnandez6861 7 років тому +15

    she said "He's a bit *THICC* though"

  • @lucyl9816
    @lucyl9816 5 років тому +12

    props to my man Russel for breaking Murdoc's nose

  • @cumstain8389
    @cumstain8389 4 роки тому +15

    Russell is like that friend who treats you like shit, but has your back when someone else is treating you like shit

  • @redacted4182
    @redacted4182 4 роки тому +10

    I'm just laughing at the narrator he's the real og
    "I think she is in medication."

  • @ploonette222
    @ploonette222 Рік тому +20

    I don't get why people only shit on Paula for the cheating when Murdoc is to blame just as much for it, besides Paula and 2D are on good terms now as seen from a page in the Gorillaz Almanac (I believe) that states she baked 2D his favorite pie and apologised, cut all ties with Murdoc and went on to invent seagull repellent for chips, when asked about the Gorillaz she stated "They're still going?" And so yeah.
    2D and Paula are on good terms now, she has no contact with Murdoc and that was 20 years ago, yet I still see people hating on her more than Murdoc when Murdoc had done more terrible things than Paula not just to 2D, he almost killed Noodle and kidnapped Russell.
    This is all just my Opinion ofcourse, you don't have to agree but it's just some things that i wanted to share to change your view on her.
    Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

  • @mikaylabertolino3339
    @mikaylabertolino3339 6 років тому +7

    Top 10 Anime Villains

  • @cutiecreations04
    @cutiecreations04 3 роки тому +11

    I didn't expect Paula's voice to be that high-pitched.

  • @-lazari-6188
    @-lazari-6188 6 років тому +8

    My tasks: Break Murdoc's nose 100 more times.

  • @XepicpiggehX
    @XepicpiggehX 7 років тому +8

    "With his thick greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin, I thought 'ooh, hes the one for me'"
    Wait

  • @holyinvestigator
    @holyinvestigator 7 років тому +63

    W h a t a s l u t

  • @floralkiitens
    @floralkiitens 4 роки тому +10

    “Look, she was depressingly *UGLY!* You should thank me.”
    *eehEaEEEE*

  • @saturnzrose
    @saturnzrose 7 років тому +49

    1:02 she means green skin and yellow teeth

    • @foreverdm7000
      @foreverdm7000 7 років тому +15

      Well, when this took place it was still phase one murdoc. when the band first started his skin wasn't green.

    • @adriananimates7448
      @adriananimates7448 3 роки тому

      And in some phase 1 art of Murdoc he had green teeth

  • @holgerjohag
    @holgerjohag 7 років тому +12

    "He was very sweet. A bit thick though", what the hell woman!

  • @idk-uk8gp
    @idk-uk8gp 6 років тому +9

    0:44 this is your brain on drugs

  • @kishinhunter8412
    @kishinhunter8412 10 років тому +146

    Paula's voice is good, but she a bit to crazy and I think it was mean of her to cheat on 2D like that.

  • @tilliemillbank2760
    @tilliemillbank2760 7 років тому +18

    Awww poor 2D

  • @lesleygebhardt7041
    @lesleygebhardt7041 6 років тому +4

    "That Noodle" .....................BOI IF YOU DON'T GET

  • @sockjriggs1926
    @sockjriggs1926 4 роки тому +8

    Guys I think Paula is my sleep paralysis demon, help please.

  • @karlierutkowski7195
    @karlierutkowski7195 4 роки тому +22

    I actually feel bad for Paula tbh. Sure she's at fault for cheating on 2D when she probably should have broken up with him long ago (you can tell from the canon pic alone she just wasn't into him), but it's pretty clear that Murdoc fooled around with her to get her kicked out. He sounds like he has nothing but contempt for her. Probably thought she wasn't good enough for "his band" and decided to emotional scar her and 2D instead of just booting her. Maybe he wanted to ensure 2D didn't leave with her.

  • @Ilovebbnomula
    @Ilovebbnomula 3 роки тому +93

    "She was depressingly ugly.. you should be thanking me"
    As much as I dispise that he volunteered to have her cheat on him, he spoke some words of truth 😳

  • @hshsbdhshsjdnc9572
    @hshsbdhshsjdnc9572 4 роки тому +7

    2:00 - “EeEeeEeEeh” oh my god you can tell how upset he is

  • @saturnshlhsjourney
    @saturnshlhsjourney 7 років тому +32

    2D looks so happy with Paula ;_; i just want to hug him he's so precious he didn't deserve this

  • @LunaDogJones
    @LunaDogJones 7 років тому +6

    "I thought OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he's the one for me"

  • @DrFrenchfries
    @DrFrenchfries 7 років тому +26

    she sounds a bit like tracer from overwatch

    • @squidwardsclarinet4209
      @squidwardsclarinet4209 5 років тому +2

      yeah but tracer have more smooth voice than paula but almost the same

  • @chemicalcosplay1156
    @chemicalcosplay1156 9 років тому +1695

    I think that Murdoc really was trying to do 2D a favor in his own fucked up way. Im not going to say that she's "ugly" or anything because I think that's Murdoc's cover story. I think he did it because he knew that if not with him, Paula would have cheated of 2D with someone. Murdoc knowing this probably didn't want 2D to become any more attached to a woman like her. With the circumstances dealt to him as a child I think Murdoc can't exactly say he loves or cares for anyone because it's no how he was raised. He probably didn't know how to express that he cared in any other way than lying in this interview about why he did what he did with Paula. Someone please agree with me on this. I honestly hate all of the hate Murdoc gets for this situation. It makes me sick.

    • @joannoliva1359
      @joannoliva1359 8 років тому +175

      I don't think he's getting hate, when he said she was deppresingly ugly I was like "YA ROAST DAT CRAP FACE"

    • @joannoliva1359
      @joannoliva1359 8 років тому +120

      so he pretty much cared for 2d because he didn't want him 2 get attached to a cheeta

    • @Inkantations
      @Inkantations 8 років тому +75

      yh i totally agree btw i love murdocs charicter even if he is called an angry pickle u gotta love him xD

    • @chemicalcosplay1156
      @chemicalcosplay1156 8 років тому +9

      Night Shade I kin with him XD

    • @chemicalcosplay1156
      @chemicalcosplay1156 8 років тому +8

      Jo Ann Oliva exactly!

  • @Pee__
    @Pee__ 2 роки тому +4

    That “EEEeeEEEeeee” tho.

  • @kloverrvlogs6981
    @kloverrvlogs6981 4 роки тому +6

    2:00 that is 2D crying
    I wanna cry now

  • @HallowHolic
    @HallowHolic 7 років тому +5

    "but when I saw Murdoc with her *green teeth* and *yellow skin*"

  • @sanaaamir3462
    @sanaaamir3462 4 роки тому +5

    "she was a rubbish lookin' bird"

  • @acetoizon1911
    @acetoizon1911 4 роки тому +5

    “When I saw murdoc with his thick greasy hair, yellow teeth and green skin I thought,
    OoH hEs ThE oNe FoR mE”

  • @bleachedblood
    @bleachedblood 7 років тому +5

    GOOD THING THEY REPLACED HER WITH NOODLE! MY POOR BLUE HAIR BABY

  • @asi9ghost
    @asi9ghost 6 років тому +5

    2:00
    Just "eEeEeEh" through the pain-